Normal Bowser could never beat Paper Mario

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • Normal Bowser could never beat Paper Mario because of deep reasons.
    Comic by ayyk92 www.deviantart...

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  • @johanalaerts775
    @johanalaerts775 2 роки тому +15058

    Bowser getting folded by a walking fanart wielding the power of papercuts

    • @dux5525
      @dux5525 2 роки тому +321

      If he is 2d, then he would be a living 'blade'

    • @foxythepir4te
      @foxythepir4te 2 роки тому +183

      I think paper mario Is flat enough to where not even Goku could land a Kamehameha on him

    • @brinst_ar
      @brinst_ar 2 роки тому +38

      @@dux5525 it's Xenoblade 2 all over again

    • @liampettigrew753
      @liampettigrew753 2 роки тому +13

      John your funny 😄

    • @KirSplatoonicfan
      @KirSplatoonicfan Рік тому +21

      "folded"

  • @ThePuff18
    @ThePuff18 2 роки тому +620

    Ok
    But like
    *one fireball on Mario’s scalp and he’s gone*

    • @SpoonAtNoon
      @SpoonAtNoon 2 роки тому +19

      unless this is paper mario one two and 3 which weren't literally paper (even though everyone in 3 looked at everything in 2D)

    • @thatgayguy9365
      @thatgayguy9365 2 роки тому

      @@SpoonAtNoon but this is real fire vs paper unlik3 in paper mario as you can tell the fire is paperized to

    • @brolytriplethreat
      @brolytriplethreat 2 роки тому +8

      @@SpoonAtNoon it was definitely there, just in a different way. For example, folding into a paper airplane, the intros, etc.

    • @SpoonAtNoon
      @SpoonAtNoon 2 роки тому +10

      @@brolytriplethreat Well yes, they did make jokes about it, but it wasn't as bad
      For instance, Mario wasn't LITERALLY paper. Paper Mario 2, he was folded, but that was it. In Paper Mario 3, he saw everything from 2D, but that was also it. They had a specific element to play off the Paper thing. Nowadays, the most powerful weapon in the Mario world are things like scissors, stickers makes someone SUPER powerful, colors are their blood, and fire burns them worst than what it already should.

    • @brolytriplethreat
      @brolytriplethreat 2 роки тому +7

      @@SpoonAtNoon I feel like the idea was there, it is just done differently now.
      Bowser literally tapes Kammy Koopa into the intro, the Goomba King's tower unfolds into a bridge, the stilt guys fall down and unfold their stilts. In TTYD the bosses pretty much go for a diorama look, I always felt like the world had that look as well. Not to mention Flurry blowing away fake walls(or even a fake plane of reality covering a pipe) or a bridge being created in flip book format.
      What the modern games do is shove it down your throat and throw weird real world items into the world and won't freaking shut up about it(64 doesn't really overtly talk about it aside from the intro with the aforementioned "Bowser taping Kammy Koopa into the story so he can change it", which makes sense. To them, this is normal, so why should they constantly be talking like "Hey, did you know we're paper?" When that's essentially like someone in real life being like "Hey did you know we are flesh?"), but I feel there was always an element of "this is a magical paper Storybook world"

  • @basementchild26051
    @basementchild26051 4 місяці тому +39

    The thumbnail is…. Interesting…

  • @LpoAnimations
    @LpoAnimations 2 роки тому +351

    This is the comic of all times.

  • @yona3271
    @yona3271 Рік тому +55

    the ultimate battle :
    a paper with a shape of a person
    VS
    water.

    • @MichaelOswald05
      @MichaelOswald05 Рік тому +1

      Paper Mario: the closet of mystery, a direct sequel to ttyd, final battle with WATER

    • @z-gamerboy07_22
      @z-gamerboy07_22 Рік тому +2

      Laminating the person pre fight

  • @terminalvelocityrunner2202
    @terminalvelocityrunner2202 Рік тому +652

    Bowser then proceeds to incinerate paper Mario with a single fire ball.
    “You should have gone for the throat…”

    • @pinkhayat841
      @pinkhayat841 Рік тому +20

      No way that refrence isnt dead

    • @Feller19
      @Feller19 Рік тому +20

      ​@@pinkhayat841kinda is cause thanos says head

    • @terminalvelocityrunner2202
      @terminalvelocityrunner2202 Рік тому +14

      @@Feller19 regardless of the original line, from a medical perspective, getting a that deep a paper cut on your jugular would likely be at least slightly more effective than getting one on your head or lower arm.

    • @isaacnelson4503
      @isaacnelson4503 Рік тому +2

      Still going to bleed profusely likely causing death

    • @Feller19
      @Feller19 Рік тому +2

      @@terminalvelocityrunner2202 That is true

  • @optimisticcharizard602
    @optimisticcharizard602 2 роки тому +57

    When you can *feel* the comic

  • @TypicalGamer_0001
    @TypicalGamer_0001 5 місяців тому +35

    To be fair… Bowser should’ve been prepared to have a water bucket , and a pair of Scissors, I mean paper shredder I mean water balloons I mean a protective suit, I mean-

    • @thebetmax6188
      @thebetmax6188 Місяць тому +1

      i mean anything that destroys paper, i mean-

  • @almcmemeshack8443
    @almcmemeshack8443 Рік тому +53

    Not even Bowser deserves this fate

  • @RealMrSebas2005
    @RealMrSebas2005 8 місяців тому +2

    This is the ONLY recommended video that I’ll accept in my any other searches instead of a suggestive one. Fuck ‘em. Good job, man.👏👏👏

  • @A-k7u
    @A-k7u 18 днів тому +1

    "so long gay bowser" 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @jimmyl3178
    @jimmyl3178 2 місяці тому +5

    "So long gay bowser!"

  • @NeonLDT
    @NeonLDT 2 роки тому +99

    Those paper cuts are deadly man
    Although all bowser needs is to use fire or a scissor on paper Mario and the battle is instantly over

    • @Tabbybeelevel8
      @Tabbybeelevel8 Рік тому +3

      His blood is efficient too cause liquids destroy papers

    • @Wconnor
      @Wconnor Рік тому +2

      oh god I just got flashbacks to the scissors boss fight from the origami king

    • @AwesomeGamer-om4hm
      @AwesomeGamer-om4hm Рік тому +1

      Thing is, Paper Mario murdered a pair of scissors once

    • @Mlaeaos
      @Mlaeaos Рік тому

      @@Wconnor *flash backs to bobby*

    • @IammrCHEESE1234
      @IammrCHEESE1234 Рік тому

      Bro what

  • @TheAustin1
    @TheAustin1 2 роки тому +92

    wow who could imagine that Bowser would have been defeated by a simple paper cut

    • @shmeebor2584
      @shmeebor2584 2 роки тому +7

      Those things hurt, man.

    • @richardgutierrez1439
      @richardgutierrez1439 Рік тому +6

      The scary thing about a paper cut is they can cut into the second skin which Burns a lot and is the reason why you bleed so much

    • @Zavitor
      @Zavitor Рік тому +2

      Simple things can sometimes be the most effective.

    • @Mikeinator_
      @Mikeinator_ Рік тому +1

      "simple paper cut"

    • @richardgutierrez1439
      @richardgutierrez1439 Рік тому +2

      @@Mikeinator_ simple yet deadly indeed

  • @Butterfingers3
    @Butterfingers3 4 місяці тому +15

    That short thumbnail looks sus as heck 😂

  • @dodyasin
    @dodyasin Рік тому +47

    I always hear it *"so long , gay bowser"* then bowser drops the soap-

  • @CodeKirby
    @CodeKirby Рік тому

    dipped him in lemon juice for Sharpness IV

  • @buttermanaws4693
    @buttermanaws4693 2 роки тому +9

    Oh god that shot of his foot going in Bowser's arm is terrifying

  • @FrostyRustyGust2024
    @FrostyRustyGust2024 4 місяці тому

    "so long gay bowser" is underrated💀

  • @theimpossibros39
    @theimpossibros39 Рік тому +7

    Ahh, a paper cut will always beat a rock-hard shelled turtle.

    • @weebjeez
      @weebjeez Рік тому +1

      So you're saying Mario is fine so long as no one shows up with a pair of oversized novelty scissors?

  • @BtncIsMyOldGameIg
    @BtncIsMyOldGameIg Рік тому

    Bro the thumbnail caught me off guard 💀

  • @Essencethetherian
    @Essencethetherian Рік тому +8

    "So long gay bowser" got me💀💀

  • @Vickyplays231
    @Vickyplays231 4 місяці тому

    “So long gay bowser” 💀

  • @andreshernandezparra3284
    @andreshernandezparra3284 Рік тому +30

    Bowser got a papercut 🫢

  • @BobThebuilder-b4f
    @BobThebuilder-b4f 2 місяці тому

    Mario:So long gay bowser
    Like everyone always hears in super mario 64

  • @ajx2956
    @ajx2956 Рік тому +7

    I was searching something else and oddly enough I was also thinking about this, and load and behold this short pops up. So freaky. 😅

  • @krystalpatterson615
    @krystalpatterson615 4 місяці тому

    every buddy might think Mario says so long, gay Bowser, but he actually says so long Kinga Bowser

  • @Deejayjax
    @Deejayjax Рік тому +6

    We all know Mario’s gonna put some hand sanitizer on that

  • @Galacticnoob69
    @Galacticnoob69 8 місяців тому

    man the thumbnail did you dirty af

  • @Jokesonyou112
    @Jokesonyou112 10 місяців тому

    if mario was sharper, he would cut his arm off.

  • @ViktorLane
    @ViktorLane 4 місяці тому

    That’s what happens when a 2D object touches a 3D object.

  • @MISFITSBOYS
    @MISFITSBOYS 4 місяці тому +7

    A PAPERCUT BETWEEN THE FINGERS IS THE WORST!!!

  • @jjmulvaney2758
    @jjmulvaney2758 4 місяці тому

    Bowser gets a paper cut on his arm.

  • @Floppaplayzgames9518
    @Floppaplayzgames9518 Рік тому +12

    “So long gay bowser!”💀💀💀💀 got me dying

  • @l.d.1222
    @l.d.1222 8 місяців тому

    "So Long Gay Boswer" was personal

  • @Locrile7632
    @Locrile7632 2 місяці тому

    "So long gay bowser!" So heart warming...❤

  • @polkinidk
    @polkinidk 3 місяці тому

    I love how we all draw paper Mario in the color splash artstyle

  • @homemadesuperstar796
    @homemadesuperstar796 8 місяців тому

    The thumnnail was something else

  • @felixacosta7675
    @felixacosta7675 3 місяці тому

    Paper mario: So long me bowser Bowser: papercut!!!!

  • @Polska-AmericaCountryball
    @Polska-AmericaCountryball Рік тому

    "So long, gay bowser" 💀 ☠️

  • @toothless84943
    @toothless84943 8 місяців тому

    bowser never was seen again.

  • @twistedfates
    @twistedfates Рік тому

    Take a shot every time you see someone quoting the video

  • @LeahSaldana-q4f
    @LeahSaldana-q4f 4 місяці тому

    Me when I keep sliding my finger on the tip on paper:EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 😢

  • @sonic_the_hedgehog_channel
    @sonic_the_hedgehog_channel 7 місяців тому

    Next bowzer is seen with his head detached from his neck blood is all over the floor and the only evidence is a paper cutout of Mario

  • @teensysus564
    @teensysus564 Місяць тому

    What i hear💀: “So long gay bowser!”

  • @KanchoMan69420
    @KanchoMan69420 Рік тому +1590

    "So long, Gay Bowser" 💀💀💀
    Edit: Philosophical debate taking place in the reply section.
    Edit: Philosophical debate turned political.
    Edit: Someone pooped their pants.
    Edit: Michael Jackson's spirit appeared.

    • @Nakamaplays
      @Nakamaplays Рік тому +59

      If you did not know it’s so long king bowser but because of the voice it’s sounds like gay bowser

    • @sanictehhotdog
      @sanictehhotdog Рік тому +58

      ​@@Nakamaplaysno, it's not "king bowser" it's "So long, a- Bowser!"

    • @gamerdom7712
      @gamerdom7712 Рік тому +28

      @@sanictehhotdog it’s actually “So long, kinga bowser” at least that’s what Nintendo

    • @ThatOneChannel15463
      @ThatOneChannel15463 Рік тому +22

      I always hear salami bowser XD

    • @gamerdom7712
      @gamerdom7712 Рік тому +3

      @@ThatOneChannel15463 🤣

  • @Futbolfan820
    @Futbolfan820 Рік тому

    What i heard was “so long gay bowser”💀

  • @Wikipedia.netlol
    @Wikipedia.netlol Місяць тому

    When you realize when mario is saying "so long king bowser"

  • @Lexi-ro7mk
    @Lexi-ro7mk 6 місяців тому

    Bowser: How is paper supposed to hurt me
    Paper Mario: Simmons scissors
    Bowser: welp

  • @JH64327
    @JH64327 4 місяці тому +2

    THIS IS ACCURATE, THIS IS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF NORMAL BOWSER FOUGHT PAPER MARIO!

  • @Mase_Man_Productions
    @Mase_Man_Productions 3 місяці тому

    Bowser got a paper cut

  • @thebestboi2012
    @thebestboi2012 5 місяців тому

    “So long gay Bowser”

  • @stealthybird9656
    @stealthybird9656 11 місяців тому

    Love how Paper Mario is just as horrified as Bowser at this outcome.

    • @WilliamMantooth
      @WilliamMantooth 10 місяців тому

      no he is like 'Boy, what did you expect from living fanart?'

  • @JimmyFantage
    @JimmyFantage 3 місяці тому

    Cutting your muscle in half...ouch

  • @goofykids8706
    @goofykids8706 4 місяці тому

    The thumbnail got me

  • @hippoian5283
    @hippoian5283 7 місяців тому

    Tis all fun & games for Mario before bowser realizes he can fold him

  • @crg11234
    @crg11234 2 місяці тому

    Who else hears "So long, gay bowser!"?

  • @JAIXEDITZ
    @JAIXEDITZ 9 місяців тому

    The thumbnail 💀

  • @No0b_S41b0t4
    @No0b_S41b0t4 13 днів тому

    Paper Mario: I am so sorry…

  • @PFGFrankly
    @PFGFrankly 10 місяців тому

    bowser can just fire his arm and carterize the womb

  • @ClarkdanielVelchez-cr6im
    @ClarkdanielVelchez-cr6im 10 місяців тому

    O W P A P E R C U T
    "So long gay bowser"

  • @MehdiDemirciyev-k6m
    @MehdiDemirciyev-k6m 2 місяці тому

    Incoming new fundemental paper education character...paper mario!

  • @F1REANTZ
    @F1REANTZ 9 місяців тому

    That's what I call a papercut

  • @Alejothegreat32
    @Alejothegreat32 Рік тому

    Bowser got a paper cut!

  • @Yyyyyyyyyyuyyyyyyy
    @Yyyyyyyyyyuyyyyyyy 2 місяці тому

    _Bowser pulls out scissors_

  • @Bonfire3769
    @Bonfire3769 Рік тому

    That was the dying boar sound from Valheim 😂 Search Valheim up!

  • @TSGSuperNova
    @TSGSuperNova 6 місяців тому

    Bowser: "gets scissors"
    Mario: "shit."

  • @Ialoneamthehoneredone
    @Ialoneamthehoneredone 8 днів тому

    Paper Mario:So long gay bowser!

  • @teardropthetear8472
    @teardropthetear8472 4 місяці тому

    ‘So long gay Boswer!’

  • @lilmiels
    @lilmiels Рік тому

    All he needs to do now is put hand sanitizer on it

  • @marioluigibros6095
    @marioluigibros6095 Рік тому

    He got a paper cut

  • @RGM-0079
    @RGM-0079 Рік тому

    I call it "The Paper Cut"...

  • @ILOVE_MANYSEAL...356
    @ILOVE_MANYSEAL...356 9 місяців тому +1

    WHY DOES IT LOOKS SUS AT THE THUMBNAIL😭😭

  • @devindv8
    @devindv8 3 місяці тому

    Bro, got a paper cut the worst thing in the world

  • @AyaanMuhammadHussain7
    @AyaanMuhammadHussain7 9 місяців тому

    That last line I swear it would have had me laughing all over the place!

  • @msmaha10
    @msmaha10 6 місяців тому

    Bowser! I'm so sorry! Are you okay!?

  • @godofredomendoza5650
    @godofredomendoza5650 5 місяців тому

    When i saw this theme picture on the short video i thought bowsers butt was leaking out blood

  • @countryballsinvasion
    @countryballsinvasion 9 днів тому

    this would be a fair fight

  • @ivydamonke16
    @ivydamonke16 4 місяці тому

    THAT CUT WAS DEEEEEEEP

  • @ghostpitalized
    @ghostpitalized 8 місяців тому

    "so long gay bowser"

  • @ninaricasereybalagat2473
    @ninaricasereybalagat2473 6 місяців тому

    All my dinos:AAAAAA THIS MUSIC FIRE #TOOTHLESSDANCINGMEME

  • @hiroto_mochi2252
    @hiroto_mochi2252 10 місяців тому

    Bet everyone was 3d and mario was only 2D

  • @coopcitytennisclub536
    @coopcitytennisclub536 3 місяці тому

    So long King. a Bowser.

  • @borngamer9565
    @borngamer9565 6 місяців тому

    that thumbnail💀

  • @Egor-yi7jd
    @Egor-yi7jd 7 місяців тому

    Reset in peace

  • @TheMayoIsRaw
    @TheMayoIsRaw 10 місяців тому

    Normal bowser coul just dunk paper mario into some lava

  • @SlayKing-95-6
    @SlayKing-95-6 21 день тому

    There is always plus and minus on paper

  • @Smg3-b4t
    @Smg3-b4t Місяць тому

    The way the spit comes out of their lips. I’m reporting.

  • @Learjet1
    @Learjet1 8 місяців тому

    I thought the bowser’s bum was pooping blood 💀

  • @sabym.2921
    @sabym.2921 Рік тому

    For extra dmg add salt to your shoes mario

  • @Bill-cipher1549
    @Bill-cipher1549 9 місяців тому

    one fireball paper marios dead so it can go either way

  • @LMH-fx6cz
    @LMH-fx6cz Місяць тому

    Yup he could never be Paper Mario

  • @BamberRage
    @BamberRage 10 місяців тому

    One small fire on mario and its over for oaper mario

  • @war_robots7911
    @war_robots7911 5 місяців тому +1

    Mama Miya

  • @whatamidoing5166
    @whatamidoing5166 6 місяців тому

    Its paper him jumping on bowser will just wrinkle him

  • @bebiecalamba5461
    @bebiecalamba5461 8 місяців тому

    First, I thought it was the butt when I look, I am completely confused

  • @superlitqgirlfanforuno
    @superlitqgirlfanforuno Місяць тому

    blood is like cola

  • @Abraham-s7j
    @Abraham-s7j 2 місяці тому

    Just get scissors

  • @corien78
    @corien78 Рік тому

    Bowser is bleeding?

  • @JacobDraws-cb9fj
    @JacobDraws-cb9fj 4 місяці тому

    Nice paper cut