UA-cam: _120 Comments, come down, yeah, c’mon, we’ll let you see them this time_ Me: Alright, great- now, can I see them? UA-cam: You see, uhm, *_no?_*
@@mistymoongachas7228 they either meant it in a bad way, like they don't miss watching his videos. Or, they haven't missed a video, meaning they've watched each of his videos since December.
Bijuu: I stayed in my phone until my phone died. One like= One percent on his phone Edit: Thank you for helping his phone get to 100 percent. You are true Scrubs. ❤️
I remember one time I was playing the game, I forgot to turn on subtitles and I had the lady muted, I was graduating I think, it was a while ago and then the lightning happened and it made me jump.
*My Story Animated:* Hi I'm Bloo Boo I Am Allergic To Air Soo My Brother Beat Me With Bread Because I Exist Then It Came To Life And Ate Him Soo I Died In A Mental Hospital Then Gained Eye Lasers Had Ghost Children and Killed Them Again. Then They Chopped Off My Hands Which Gained A 4 Pack And Somehow Wrote This Story I Am 5 I Know This Isn't A My Story Animated Video But Still.
DON'T SWIPE YOUR LIFE AWAY! DON'T SWIPE YOUR LIFE AWAY! It's Okay. Taking a break to play games? But I could be Swiping... Eating dinner? ... I could be Swiping. Sleeping? ... Man I could be swiping. Swiping? But I could be swiping harder! DON'T SWIPE YOUR LIFE AWAY! DON'T SWIPE YOUR LIFE AWAY! It's Okay to take time for yourself! Don't Swipe your life away, it's okay.
Mike needs to react to the videos of “Freddie Mercury Doing Things” I promise that they’re hilarious, but this is just a random idea that popped into my head, because I love the videos myself.
I've been sick for about a week and finally came back to UA-cam. I have over 18 notifications for videos. How am I supposed to watch all this Bijuu Mike in little enough time to stay up to date? XD
Wait, Bijuu Mike didn’t know about that ending? If I knew he didn’t I would have said something! ... I’ve known about tht ending for a while now. This just proves how lazy I am 😂
“I stayed on my phone until I died”
*flashbacks of boomer memes*
big money very chilllllllllllll
Epic
Oh you're here again.
Charlie Chars Gacha lol where did you see me before?
Thats very cash money of you
“It’s time to exist!”
“But first *what 42 / the consummation of the sun.* “
I thought the title was "I stayed on my phone till it died".
same XD
That is what I would do
Dog Lover OMG SAME XD
Same with me xD
That's a bigger nightmare 😯
Phone: * dies *
All chargers: *am i a j o k e to you?*
That title just sounds like kids of this new generation and I would know I'm part of it XDD
_Ah yes, _*_talking about life._*
i stopped looking at pictures of gerard way for this
"I stayed on my phone until I died..."
David's Mum: "SEE HES A HORRIBLE PERSON SEE WHAT HES TEACHING KIDS?!"
Me: O.O *Drops phone on face*
༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
The title sounds like every teen ever
Alright, boys, this is it.
Ready...
Aim...
*OK BOOMER*
Generic Person no u
UA-cam: _120 Comments, come down, yeah, c’mon, we’ll let you see them this time_
Me: Alright, great- now, can I see them?
UA-cam: You see, uhm, *_no?_*
ever since 2019 December, I started not missing a single video of yours
(someone stop me) *INHALES* *OUTHALES* BOI IF YOU DONT GET YOUR HATEFUL BUTT OUT HERE
@@mistymoongachas7228 they either meant it in a bad way, like they don't miss watching his videos.
Or, they haven't missed a video, meaning they've watched each of his videos since December.
orange juice
Bijuu Mike is like my 5th favorite youtuber
CHOOSING NOT TO CHOOSE IS A CHOICE
*Sees Title*
This truly really says something about our society
When you thought you were early, but you are still late by thousands of people...
Bijuu: I stayed in my phone until my phone died.
One like= One percent on his phone
Edit: Thank you for helping his phone get to 100 percent. You are true Scrubs. ❤️
**Sparkles** dang 11%
@@mistymoongachas7228 nah we charging! 14%
Oop- now it’s 10%
28% NOT ENOUGH
33 percent!
I'm playing yandere sim while watching mijuu bike 😂
"mIjUu BiKe"
@@helloohaiii they did that on purpose
I am aware,it was a joke,replying to a joke.
@@helloohaiii a joke telling another joke while this joke is depressed 🤣🤣
i dont know who that is. i only know bigee mijuu
I'm mad that the ending was so mean. I'm mad that it's only a demo. I waited for that!
When your early and the video was posted 20 seconds ago, there are 1 view, no comments and your the second like.
pretend i just said something funny and like this
honestly i thought this would get more than 27 likes but ok ig ;-;
LmaO- that's sO fUnNy
I died 😂😂😂
Life lesson: *If you keep staying on your phone, you will die.*
You should do a BitLife character chooses my imagine lifetimes life
Phone:exists
Everyone: swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe
I remember one time I was playing the game, I forgot to turn on subtitles and I had the lady muted, I was graduating I think, it was a while ago and then the lightning happened and it made me jump.
Hey bijuu! I’ve been watching your channel for awhile, can you play some more Natsuki modded DDLC games?
I clicked off of cruchyroll so fast I sacrificed anime for this.......and it was worth it
Awesome video!!!
I love your videos your amazing thank you for the videos keep it up♥️♥️♥️
First time ive ever seen the comment section so low
~The video ends~
(Every person watching from a phone)
~starts swiiiiiiiiiiiping~
Bijuu mike: I need a phone or I'll die!
Me: *only has a few years left of they're childhood and still doesn't have a phone*
Are you on a computer
Tablet.
Dude! Same here! We're one in the same my friend, one in the same.
Bijuu mike: you on your phone
Me: I’m on my iPad
I’m early!!! I love your videos ❤️❤️❤️
“Let’s hope it’s *not* crimes”
But-
I-
I came here 16 seconds after it was posted. You are one of my favorite youtubers, have a nice day!
Why was that noise your dog made so freakin cute?!
Yes I love this game!
Bijuu Mike: "Gosh Dang it. I have to see the last ending"
*seems legit*
Remember To choose not to choose is a choice
2:37 basically everyone I know
HI Best UA-camr
First plz keep doing more videos and have a good day😊❤️
that moment when your watching on your Moms account despite having your own account:
I HAVE EVOLVED
I liked and subscribed and pulled out the belt on the bell
Yay! I love this game :)
I like your vids😃👏🏻😎I'm cool nowadays 😊🤗💪👈🏻
WE WANT DDLC
Wow this is interesting...
Choose an after-school activity
#5: picking my nose
Me: whyyyyyyy
Love the video
But you didn't finish the video LOL
Exacly
That’s hilarious! The end of the demo is the same cutscene you get for the Risk ending. I suppose they reused that line?
Thanks for giving me scrub of the day! your welcome for helping
this is great keep up the good work!
Lmao I saw the worst mobile ad before this on no 😂
OG fans will remember Bijuu playing undertale. Like me ^-^
I keep getting acne adds on Bijuu Mike’s videos. Honestly, I kind of need it 😂
*My Story Animated:* Hi I'm Bloo Boo I Am Allergic To Air Soo My Brother Beat Me With Bread Because I Exist Then It Came To Life And Ate Him Soo I Died In A Mental Hospital Then Gained Eye Lasers Had Ghost Children and Killed Them Again. Then They Chopped Off My Hands Which Gained A 4 Pack And Somehow Wrote This Story I Am 5
I Know This Isn't A My Story Animated Video But Still.
The vid: WhAt ThE fU-
Me: WoAh ThErE mY dUdE-
the one time im early i have no clue what to say
Good video mr mijuu bike
*nice*
HII BIJUU MIKE SALAD HEAD I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS
Make a video about/with your dog! Like a "A day in my life with Bijuu Mike! " spectated from your dogs point of view
Plot twist:
It's David who wrote the e-mail and that's why he can't say his name
I hAvE fIgUrEd It oUt
DON'T SWIPE YOUR LIFE AWAY!
DON'T SWIPE YOUR LIFE AWAY!
It's Okay.
Taking a break to play games? But I could be Swiping...
Eating dinner? ... I could be Swiping.
Sleeping? ... Man I could be swiping.
Swiping? But I could be swiping harder!
DON'T SWIPE YOUR LIFE AWAY!
DON'T SWIPE YOUR LIFE AWAY!
It's Okay to take time for yourself!
Don't Swipe your life away, it's okay.
YES IM EARLY!!!
YEAAAA
*"Swiper No Swiping"*
- Dora Le Explora
Can I please be picked for scrub of the day because you’re the only good UA-camer
is it just me or when it showed 19 endings i slowed it down to see them?
I have been subbed since 2017
Me:Its ok one day Its time to get srcub of the day
*9114 Comes*
Me:*dead*
This game is so depressing
Ahh, the best scrub of the day,
The
SECRET SCRUB!
Mike needs to react to the videos of “Freddie Mercury Doing Things” I promise that they’re hilarious, but this is just a random idea that popped into my head, because I love the videos myself.
Biju mike joking about people saying things like ooh baby the universe is meaningless while making babies
Me: shoot I have been exposed
This is the best video 😍
I've been sick for about a week and finally came back to UA-cam.
I have over 18 notifications for videos. How am I supposed to watch all this Bijuu Mike in little enough time to stay up to date? XD
Cool :D
Me watching on my phone
Also me: ...uhh...
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SO EARLYYY!!!!!!!!!
LOL I ON MY PHONE WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW!!! HOW DID U KNOW!!!??? 😂😂📱📱📱📱
Bijuu mike doesn't exist only Bijuu mine
That's me all th eggs time but I dont let it die cause I'm responsible
One of you will betray me
Is it me Jesus
No
Is it me Jesus
It’s not you either
Is it me Jesus
Is iT mE JeSuS
Thats all folks
Decently early lol I used to hate Mike don't know why he be awesome
I can't relate to this
Because I'm already dead.
bijuu mike i love your channel did you find anything about David
I made a poll on my community and ppl prefer razzbowski 😂
Im sowwy bijuu mcgee lmao
You are da best
Idk what to say so....
I like cheezits XD
You can tell what ever baby mike is haveing it will be a depressed or emo one XD
It’s kinda like when everything turned into “Just Monika” in DDLC like if u agree
I'm actually semi Early!!
I'm watching on my phone lol 😂
Early Squad!
YAYYYY🧡🧡🧡👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣🤣
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
this is a threat
NO u dont
Nuuuu btw can you sub to me? C: I subbed to you
o.o doggy made a noise Get a doggy cam Bijuu
Try to speedrun hello neighbor, mike
I am finally one of the first people to watch a new video
Can you react to Himiko Toga vs Yuri?
Wait, Bijuu Mike didn’t know about that ending? If I knew he didn’t I would have said something!
...
I’ve known about tht ending for a while now. This just proves how lazy I am 😂