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  • @CinderBlockCuisine
    @CinderBlockCuisine 6 років тому +6936

    I thought Deathcore + Rock was going to be Deathcock

    • @TheSharkAnt
      @TheSharkAnt 6 років тому +171

      Everything. I didn't, but I think it should have been called death 'n' roll.

    • @kennyalwaysdies1
      @kennyalwaysdies1 6 років тому +50

      TheSharkAnt Gaming its already a thing

    • @TheSharkAnt
      @TheSharkAnt 6 років тому +21

      Jonathan Gallup Really? Death 'n' roll is a thing?

    • @kennyalwaysdies1
      @kennyalwaysdies1 6 років тому +57

      yeah here's a sample from Wikipedia
      ========================================================
      "Death 'n' roll (portmanteau of death metal and rock 'n' roll) is the subgenre of death metal music that incorporates hard rock-inspired elements to the overall sound. The achieved effect is that of death metal's trademark combination of growled vocals and highly distorted detuned guitar riffing with elements reminiscent of 1970s hard rock and heavy metal.[1][2] Notable examples include Entombed, Gorefest, Six Feet Under."

    • @TheSharkAnt
      @TheSharkAnt 6 років тому +17

      Jonathan Gallup **Is stunned** NO WAY!!!

  • @RammsteinFan1122
    @RammsteinFan1122 8 років тому +1245

    I need more Turbo Snail

    • @TheFroggynator
      @TheFroggynator 8 років тому +3

      +TheGermanator It's strange that I want more of that too. Now why are our IDs so similar?...

    • @morbidskillzovevil
      @morbidskillzovevil 8 років тому +3

      just listen to diSEMBOWELMENT

    • @RammsteinFan1122
      @RammsteinFan1122 8 років тому +2

      +TheFroggynator Maybe we are long lost brothers O:

    • @0hrwurms
      @0hrwurms 8 років тому

      +TheGermanator Cephalic Carnage would be a good place to start.

    • @I3urton
      @I3urton 8 років тому

      +TheGermanator Yes. Make it happen, Jared!

  • @arushatwot4525
    @arushatwot4525 3 роки тому +1511

    Song: Dance macabre
    Artist: Ghost
    Genre: Soda can

    • @knotthead99
      @knotthead99 3 роки тому +33

      Glad I'm not the only one who saw that.

    • @andybannerman6678
      @andybannerman6678 3 роки тому +31

      True hahaha. God I love that song

    • @Prodbyw3
      @Prodbyw3 3 роки тому +2

      Right I’ve heard that type of metal b4

    • @idioticior2199
      @idioticior2199 3 роки тому +23

      First riff he did with soda Can sounded like a mix between dance macabre and Fade to black

    • @aubinpardinilla5225
      @aubinpardinilla5225 3 роки тому +14

      Hôtel : Trivago

  • @davidreynoso8159
    @davidreynoso8159 4 роки тому +394

    2:14 I thought I was boutta get rick rolled

    • @sventacle
      @sventacle 3 роки тому +22

      He's no stranger to Love-AAARGH!
      You know the rules and so do AAAARGH!

    • @captainantilles7837
      @captainantilles7837 3 роки тому +13

      Full commitments what I'm thinking OOOFFFF
      You wouldn't get this from any other GGGUUUUYYYY

    • @kidnamedalaska
      @kidnamedalaska 2 роки тому +7

      It's not even Never Gonna Give you Up...
      IT'S IN THE AIR TONIGHT BY PHIL COLLINS

    • @antkiller7537
      @antkiller7537 Рік тому +2

      @@sventacle NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAHHHH

  • @willowhernandez7612
    @willowhernandez7612 7 років тому +516

    Djazz was kinda cool but you forgot the heavily distorted sax solo to make it 10/10.

    • @brandonlovelady8659
      @brandonlovelady8659 7 років тому +1

      Man i could have done the sax solo

    • @willowhernandez7612
      @willowhernandez7612 7 років тому +3

      I play alto sax and am pretty proficient at it and I know how to solo, I just hate doing it unless its written down. What sax do you play?

    • @zacharylunsford5700
      @zacharylunsford5700 7 років тому +10

      sounds like chon/polyphia

    • @hjalmarh.h5388
      @hjalmarh.h5388 7 років тому +8

      there is a norwigian band called shining that plays what they call ''blackjazz'', they use a sax when playnig

    • @danjacob6635
      @danjacob6635 6 років тому +2

      Orion Hernandez dude there's is a band who's has done something with the sax the band is 12 foot ninja

  • @kylehallman1283
    @kylehallman1283 4 роки тому +782

    "What genre is your band?" "Soda can."

  • @ScrewBallTheAlien
    @ScrewBallTheAlien 3 роки тому +370

    “Soda Can” coulda been called “Sonic Adventure 2 Soundtrack”

  • @siirblunt507
    @siirblunt507 4 роки тому +324

    1:44 after 4 years dis still a masterpiece😂😂

    • @Geekomm
      @Geekomm 3 роки тому +15

      Symphonic metal is a masterpiece itself.

    • @victorvillatoro7241
      @victorvillatoro7241 2 роки тому +2

      After 5 years…

    • @TheZINGularity
      @TheZINGularity 2 роки тому

      @@Geekomm pssst, i think he means the faaaaaace

  • @jazzie634
    @jazzie634 7 років тому +639

    I would listen the shit out of Turbo Snail

    • @kjonnen
      @kjonnen 7 років тому +5

      Absolutely love it. Someone should make it a reality.

    • @zer0tonin343
      @zer0tonin343 7 років тому

      same

    • @tomargus3879
      @tomargus3879 7 років тому +1

      hells yeah. me too.

    • @joekirkham9891
      @joekirkham9891 7 років тому +2

      Somebody needs to get on that RIGHT NOW!!!!

    • @raphaelle2197
      @raphaelle2197 7 років тому +1

      Se7en I know (btw love your profile pic )

  • @binzuunkreativfureinenname2815
    @binzuunkreativfureinenname2815 4 роки тому +914

    Turbo Snail: Me when I think I overslept, realize I haven't, then accidentally falling asleep again and then realizing I really overslept now...

  • @skareip
    @skareip 4 роки тому +58

    My Gosh, I laughed so hard. "Turbo Snail"😂😂😂

  • @jonathanfostier28
    @jonathanfostier28 4 роки тому +36

    1:56 i’m dead 😂😂 TuRbO SHNAAAIIIL 😂 you were totally out of control you got me for that one 😂

  • @hooduswinkus2657
    @hooduswinkus2657 5 років тому +2464

    Personally, I think Stoner Rock and Shred should be named SHREK

  • @uriahedwards
    @uriahedwards 8 років тому +2209

    I so want Djazz to be a thing.

    • @kaysonclark1473
      @kaysonclark1473 8 років тому +9

      Listen to the Strawberry Girls

    • @hahahhahaman6932
      @hahahhahaman6932 8 років тому +31

      check out plini (more of jazz fusion)

    • @cronnald
      @cronnald 8 років тому +62

      +Jared Dines Or Animals as Leaders

    • @DutchLessonsByThomas
      @DutchLessonsByThomas 8 років тому

      +Card Prestidigitator Check out Oxivious from the Netherlands (Fusion Jazz)

    • @sycoslut2002
      @sycoslut2002 8 років тому

      +Card Prestidigitator coheed and cambria

  • @vmpirteeth
    @vmpirteeth 3 роки тому +45

    3:11 lowkey sounds like some three days grace stuff

    • @bauh0es697
      @bauh0es697 2 роки тому +2

      Meant to live switchfoot

  • @shellybearrr
    @shellybearrr 3 роки тому +28

    "Soda Can" is literally just Sonic Adventures 2 music and you can't convince me otherwise

  • @Yet_another_placeholder
    @Yet_another_placeholder 5 років тому +2195

    Heavy Metal + Pop... Isn't that essentially just 80s Glam Rock?

    • @brycearreola548
      @brycearreola548 5 років тому +7

      Kasper Jensen yuo

    • @DjOsseusChicago
      @DjOsseusChicago 5 років тому +140

      It's also just Ghost

    • @bousculade1035
      @bousculade1035 4 роки тому +44

      @@DjOsseusChicago Yes it sounded like their last album especially Dance Macabre lol

    • @sergvazh3441
      @sergvazh3441 4 роки тому +8

      not really. In glam is no *tunz *tunz *taaum sounds.

    • @lil_weasel219
      @lil_weasel219 4 роки тому +12

      Weeeel thats metal+pop music of the 80s. But you can make shit like katy perry+metal and that aint hair metal

  • @jakehcks8961
    @jakehcks8961 6 років тому +2774

    Southern metal + slam metal = domestic abuse

  • @12StringHWY
    @12StringHWY 4 роки тому +60

    Ok cool. I wanna hear more "Flying High".

  • @emily3805
    @emily3805 4 роки тому +37

    3:10 = Meant to Live by Switchfoot

  • @BerserkerDwarf
    @BerserkerDwarf 8 років тому +461

    Stoner metal and shred?
    You could have just called that Mastodon.

    • @simonelussu8538
      @simonelussu8538 8 років тому +4

      you Sir are awesome

    • @ReadyMindsetGo
      @ReadyMindsetGo 8 років тому +1

      +BerserkerDwarf More like High on Fire.

    • @474JF
      @474JF 8 років тому +4

      +BerserkerDwarf you don't know much about stoner rock, do you?

    • @paulpinargote5199
      @paulpinargote5199 8 років тому +2

      I've listened to a little of Mastodon and they sound doom metal to me

    • @ReadyMindsetGo
      @ReadyMindsetGo 8 років тому +1

      +Paul Pinargote Trollololol. No way dude.

  • @AlexandreBatalha_Sharkuel
    @AlexandreBatalha_Sharkuel 8 років тому +1155

    Turbo Snail should be a thing.

    • @christoswilliams
      @christoswilliams 8 років тому +35

      It's a thing in my reef tank

    • @dnah02
      @dnah02 8 років тому +3

      +Alexandre Batalha soda can lol not surprised if that exists

    • @Ricky-on3vn
      @Ricky-on3vn 8 років тому +2

      Imma start one.

    • @shiningarmor2838
      @shiningarmor2838 8 років тому +3

      Have you heard of Dream Theater?

    • @Ajz092
      @Ajz092 8 років тому +13

      +Alexandre Batalha It is. Look up Infant Annihilator. lmao

  • @lucifermelissazuniga4279
    @lucifermelissazuniga4279 3 роки тому +42

    *variantes que podrían crearse:*
    Thrash-Doom metal
    Blackend Power metal
    sludged Jazz Metal
    Blackend Doom metal
    Blackend Heavy metal

    • @SviatoslavKaverin
      @SviatoslavKaverin Рік тому +2

      Powder metal
      ...the White Powder metal

    • @lordtrigon1733
      @lordtrigon1733 Рік тому +3

      I always wanted Thrash-Doom to be a thing before I realized that's basically what old school Death Metal is.

    • @SviatoslavKaverin
      @SviatoslavKaverin Рік тому +1

      @@lordtrigon1733 or the Death-Doom stuff, say, the first albums of Paradise Lost and Anathema.

    • @juanesputo3541
      @juanesputo3541 2 місяці тому

      El "black/doom", "blackened power" y el "blackened heavy metal" ya existen, sólo que el blackened heavy es llamado "black 'n' roll"

  • @edvinparmeza1298
    @edvinparmeza1298 Рік тому +12

    Besides being a great musician, one of Jared biggest inventions is his way of moving and the face expressions he makes while playing, I think someone will make a song in the future called "I've got the moves like Dines"

  • @Vee_Sheep
    @Vee_Sheep 7 років тому +263

    "Soda can" is actually really good, pun-wise and music-wise, I'd dance to that shit.

    • @TheAcePool
      @TheAcePool 7 років тому +24

      It sounds like something you'd find in the menus of a Sonic game.

    • @1r0zz
      @1r0zz 7 років тому +3

      I think "RockPhonic" is more in a sonic game...

    • @MrBread-ou8rv
      @MrBread-ou8rv 7 років тому +2

      Reminds me about Rammstein somehow

    • @TheDeftonesmusic
      @TheDeftonesmusic 7 років тому

      +Mr. Bread hello Mr bread how are you?!

    • @initialt3435
      @initialt3435 7 років тому

      Agreed

  • @14Yorker14
    @14Yorker14 4 роки тому +239

    The funny thing is, three years later, some of these have actually become genres.

    • @rosemorningstar5368
      @rosemorningstar5368 4 роки тому +40

      Still waiting for Djazz. xD That sounded really good.

    • @pixelplays964
      @pixelplays964 4 роки тому +11

      @@rosemorningstar5368 check out Tigran Hamasayan's song 'Entertain Me'

    • @marioalexanderski9598
      @marioalexanderski9598 Рік тому +1

      Which one, lol?

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 Рік тому +3

      @@rosemorningstar5368 Djazz is just the last two Issues albums

    • @nofrbls3640
      @nofrbls3640 8 місяців тому

      i know im late but is there any flying high bands

  • @carlos24288
    @carlos24288 2 роки тому +24

    I love that he used a swithfoot riff for the Christian rock one

  • @fadhlanamin6707
    @fadhlanamin6707 4 роки тому +8

    'Hey dude what are you listening to'
    Me:soda can

  • @JoshBrown190
    @JoshBrown190 8 років тому +412

    Djazz actually sounds super dope

    • @diamondartist1991
      @diamondartist1991 8 років тому +23

      +josh brown Djazz strongly reminds me of Chon style.

    • @JoshBrown190
      @JoshBrown190 8 років тому +1

      +Сергей Лим now that you mention it your totally right

    • @dantyler6614
      @dantyler6614 8 років тому +18

      Look up djent jazz funk

    • @theone1949
      @theone1949 8 років тому +15

      Animals as Leaders

    • @dannymo4390
      @dannymo4390 8 років тому

      +theone1 animals or lizards

  • @X3nonEyez
    @X3nonEyez 8 років тому +216

    You make this as a joke, but alot of these actually sound hella sick

  • @alifryandiputra4617
    @alifryandiputra4617 3 роки тому +100

    Artist: Bring Me The Horizon
    Song: Parasite Eve
    Genre: Soda Can

  • @samcree3051
    @samcree3051 3 роки тому +46

    Genre: soda can
    Sodacan is literally the name of my band

    • @ritualtaquito128
      @ritualtaquito128 3 роки тому +1

      Have you released anything? Cause now I'm curious

    • @samcree3051
      @samcree3051 3 роки тому +2

      @@ritualtaquito128 no not yet sir, due to covid and stuff we haven't been together to practice, where we r there's a big lock down, I'll let u know when we put something out 😁

    • @ritualtaquito128
      @ritualtaquito128 3 роки тому +2

      @@samcree3051 hell yeah bro...I can't wait to hear whatever you guys do put out... Consider yourself having a new follower...stay safe dude and I hope your band, or group, or whatever the hell y'all wanna call yourselves do well and have some good luck and fun along the way...also might I ask what kind of music y'all put out?

    • @samcree3051
      @samcree3051 3 роки тому +2

      @@ritualtaquito128 thanks man, the plan is to do covers of groups like Metallica until we get a good following then we might start writing 😀

    • @samcree3051
      @samcree3051 3 роки тому +2

      @@ritualtaquito128 stay safe aswell bro!! These r uncertain times!! Keep urself safe man!!

  • @Furykidxxx
    @Furykidxxx 7 років тому +314

    TURBO SNAIL - I died. )))))))))))))))

    • @jazzie634
      @jazzie634 7 років тому +8

      That shits my jam

    • @JoshiSpawnbrd
      @JoshiSpawnbrd 7 років тому +3

      I think "turbo snail" actually exists, it's just called Funeral Doom. ;-)

    • @Lsano32
      @Lsano32 7 років тому +1

      Joshi Spawnbrød actually there's a band name called barring teeth which is the same style.

    • @nukkleargarlicbread
      @nukkleargarlicbread 7 років тому

      Joshi Spawnbrød *L* *I* *E* *S*

    • @JoshiSpawnbrd
      @JoshiSpawnbrd 7 років тому

      Princess Scarlet why?

  • @Euronymous3721
    @Euronymous3721 5 років тому +736

    Pop + Heavy Metal = Ghost

    • @pavelm.gonzalez8608
      @pavelm.gonzalez8608 4 роки тому +29

      Pop + Heavy Metal = Glam/Hair Metal!!!

    • @Sallorin
      @Sallorin 4 роки тому +13

      Euronymous no pop + pop = ghost

    • @senbonzakurakageyoshi662
      @senbonzakurakageyoshi662 4 роки тому +8

      @@Sallorin no pop + pop + bling bling = Lil Waine

    • @THEshaggyrogers
      @THEshaggyrogers 4 роки тому +4

      Michael Gonzalez 80s pop plus heavy metal = glam

    • @Arthion
      @Arthion 4 роки тому +12

      That's kinda what I was thinking of , the riff kinda reminded me of Dance Macabre

  • @itzroash
    @itzroash 3 роки тому +50

    This video is 2020 as a genre.

  • @hombrerusode40anos72
    @hombrerusode40anos72 3 роки тому +11

    The beatles: noooo, you cant create 10 new genres in just one video, we are better, we took years to evolve
    Jared: ha ha new genres go brrrrrrr

  • @NAVIGATOR666
    @NAVIGATOR666 6 років тому +692

    I'm already fan of Turbo Snail 🐌 😂

  • @YackoMM
    @YackoMM 7 років тому +518

    white cristian music and black metal: gray atheist metal

    • @jazzie634
      @jazzie634 7 років тому +51

      Religiously Confused Gray Metal.

    • @carterwilliams596
      @carterwilliams596 7 років тому +22

      It's actually a thing, I think. If I'm correct it's un-black metal.

    • @exedeath
      @exedeath 7 років тому +19

      There is already black metal bands that talk about christ, some call them unblack metal.

    • @Astranoire
      @Astranoire 7 років тому +7

      Agnostic metal

    • @str1897
      @str1897 7 років тому

      YackoMM Death metal + metalcore is Deathcore no ?
      Tell me if i am wrong

  • @bluenothing_666
    @bluenothing_666 4 роки тому +9

    Rockphonic... it was so good, I would buy it!

  • @vito3533
    @vito3533 4 роки тому +8

    I want to see Rob and Jared team up and make a full Djazz song. Rob has already done one, I want to see what their combined minds could come up with

  • @olivia-garden
    @olivia-garden 7 років тому +202

    Power grind killed me. I'm laughing so hard.

  • @Mortiis558
    @Mortiis558 8 років тому +505

    I could actually see Djazz become a real thing. Though Turbo Snail could be cool. Do it now!

    • @Rothley131gamezz
      @Rothley131gamezz 8 років тому

      +Brendon stacey Thats more prog jazz metal than djent

    • @wazzap500
      @wazzap500 8 років тому

      Go check out Twelve Foot Ninja. For example the song "One Hand Killing"

    • @DashHoundRacing
      @DashHoundRacing 8 років тому +1

      +Rothley131 Gamez But the way Jared was playing sounded like Chon so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @Rothley131gamezz
      @Rothley131gamezz 8 років тому

      Steven Phillps What chon song?

    • @DashHoundRacing
      @DashHoundRacing 8 років тому

      +Rothley131 Gamez Perfect Pillow is probably a good start, but mostly it resembles Chon in general tone and chord structure.

  • @Alex-ji6nn
    @Alex-ji6nn 3 роки тому +17

    Death Metal Metalcore = Undying

  • @Sighduck1
    @Sighduck1 4 роки тому +14

    They heavy metal and pop just sounds like modern day country.

  • @tanksaawk
    @tanksaawk 4 роки тому +292

    Honestly, Rockphonic sounds pretty legit and actually good
    And Flying High is just DragonForce on drugs...
    (Still impressive though)

  • @user-um2im5kc4q
    @user-um2im5kc4q 4 роки тому +151

    3:00
    When you play your first bend ever

  • @darklaw1384
    @darklaw1384 Рік тому +1

    One of my most favorite videos on youtube. So well done and so funny :) Turbo Snail and Flying High best ❤

  • @JussDean763
    @JussDean763 3 роки тому +5

    Bro i would hear “Flying High” everyday of the WEEK.

  • @initialt3435
    @initialt3435 7 років тому +99

    I lost it at "Turbo Snail"

    • @catgrils7242
      @catgrils7242 7 років тому +3

      damnit, 19 hours too late. was just about to comment that

    • @initialt3435
      @initialt3435 7 років тому

      Cat Grils Better lucky next time.

  • @AndrewKonkey
    @AndrewKonkey 4 роки тому +115

    1:08- I think Rob Scallon owes Jared some royalties

  • @constipatedparker5879
    @constipatedparker5879 Рік тому +3

    Turbo snail is basically an extreme version of Groove Metal

  • @broken6671
    @broken6671 3 роки тому

    bro these titles ahaha i come back for these all the time. im dying lmaoo

  • @notsoninjaninja1819
    @notsoninjaninja1819 7 років тому +116

    I'm pretty sure Turbo Snail is just Iwrestledabearonce

  • @RyanN9419
    @RyanN9419 7 років тому +174

    I need to hear more power grind that was priceless.

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 7 років тому +5

      +Ryan Neal I know, right? Power metal already relies in part on high-energy songs and soaring, melodic structure. Imagine if that energy were concentrated into songs lasting 30 to 90 seconds with a little extra aggression added. I'd listen to that religiously.

    • @gudqyl5306
      @gudqyl5306 7 років тому

      power grind is already exist

    • @exedeath
      @exedeath 7 років тому +3

      Tell me some artists, also if you know thrashgrind too tell me some bands.

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 7 років тому +1

      I started writing a powergrind song. I might post it on my UA-cam channel, but it'll have to be the MIDI version because I don't have a job to pay for studio time, and I'm a pretty mediocre guitarist and bassist.

  • @johnkren7675
    @johnkren7675 2 роки тому

    The look on your face on the last one 😆😆😆 I'm losing it and my wife thinks I finally cracked.

  • @evanrandall9940
    @evanrandall9940 3 роки тому +8

    Why does “Soda Can” sound like Ghost 😂? Dw I love Ghost tho.

  • @baggy5086
    @baggy5086 5 років тому +128

    Friend:what do you listen to
    Me: soda can metal

  • @XBionicMC
    @XBionicMC 7 років тому +208

    tbh i could see myself liking mainstream death

    • @markreyes7454
      @markreyes7454 7 років тому

      Same here , lol .

    • @KingFrantic
      @KingFrantic 7 років тому +3

      Idk man, it got pretty retarded at the end with those blast beats. lmao I do like blasts, but that combo with that riff was just stupid funny. lol

    • @nempatriarch
      @nempatriarch 7 років тому +2

      Sounds a lot like Soilwork to me tbh

    • @XXHardParty
      @XXHardParty 7 років тому +1

      i was actually thinking that and new in flames too lol

    • @SwordQuake2
      @SwordQuake2 7 років тому

      It sounded a bit like MDM.

  • @gregorygiakoumidis7149
    @gregorygiakoumidis7149 Рік тому

    one of the best videos

  • @Frysken
    @Frysken 2 роки тому

    The fact that all of these actually sound amazing-

  • @reedgargyi9723
    @reedgargyi9723 4 роки тому +304

    1:33 sooooo Rammstein’s “Mutter” album

  • @heavymetalpancakes
    @heavymetalpancakes 8 років тому +350

    I want Turbo Snail to be a real thing :o

    • @Cetoke
      @Cetoke 8 років тому +17

      That's what I call my dick, so yeah, it's a real thing.

    • @heavymetalpancakes
      @heavymetalpancakes 8 років тому +8

      ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Cetoke
      @Cetoke 8 років тому +1

      ;^) *badum-tss*

    • @TheBandFake
      @TheBandFake 8 років тому +11

      Cringe hard

    • @URLDEATH__
      @URLDEATH__ 8 років тому

      +Cetoke -.-

  • @Grizzlie_ZA
    @Grizzlie_ZA 4 роки тому

    Nice vid dude, some of those (most) had me in stitches 😅😂🤣

  • @Seab3551
    @Seab3551 4 роки тому +3

    the soda can solo is what you hear while entering heaven

  • @nevermind8589
    @nevermind8589 8 років тому +434

    deathcore+rock=deathcock

    • @Avynders
      @Avynders 8 років тому +4

      This is gold hahaha

    • @Avynders
      @Avynders 8 років тому

      This is gold hahaha

    • @timofeytaran2973
      @timofeytaran2973 8 років тому +19

      dethklok

    • @MrVt9000
      @MrVt9000 8 років тому +10

      +Another Channel deathcore + hard rock = hard deathcock

    • @DeXx_The_Reaper
      @DeXx_The_Reaper 8 років тому

      +Another Channel OMG XDDD

  • @acutefailure1
    @acutefailure1 8 років тому +833

    You think it's a djoke, but I would listen to djazz

    • @amarex1336
      @amarex1336 8 років тому +42

      Djabsolutely.

    • @sumthingmessy
      @sumthingmessy 8 років тому +8

      +A simple Pug djadjadja

    • @whitefalcon4856
      @whitefalcon4856 8 років тому +11

      Chon sounds similar

    • @amishlaptop
      @amishlaptop 8 років тому +10

      +Gevon Sutherland animals as leaders is djazz lol

    • @RanchOwnzU
      @RanchOwnzU 8 років тому +3

      +Gevon Sutherland that's because your djblack

  • @jadenblack7712
    @jadenblack7712 3 роки тому +1

    For heavy metal and pop, you had the perfect opportunity to say “Ghost”

  • @somerandomguy4760
    @somerandomguy4760 3 роки тому +2

    Soda can sounds like what rammstein would sound like if they did pop

  • @garybusey1772
    @garybusey1772 8 років тому +234

    Power grind needs to happen

    • @kuramacabre
      @kuramacabre 8 років тому

      Agree. xD

    • @MrTruth-ib5ce
      @MrTruth-ib5ce 8 років тому +2

      +Yoake Kurama Than start a PowerGrind band :D

    • @deadambitions5786
      @deadambitions5786 7 років тому +7

      nah it's about slamming brutal death metal and extreme goregrind

    • @stoplookingatmeplease1230
      @stoplookingatmeplease1230 7 років тому

      It already happened , check out Carcass' "Die In Pain" lol

    • @sebokcsanad4775
      @sebokcsanad4775 7 років тому +4

      you know this song was you suffer by napalm death , with power metal sounding?

  • @saintshaggy1372
    @saintshaggy1372 5 років тому +1721

    *Ya like djazz???*

    • @MrMcTitties
      @MrMcTitties 5 років тому

      dJaZZ

    • @TheBlackKnight1o1
      @TheBlackKnight1o1 5 років тому +36

      Rob Scallon does

    • @naomithompson8144
      @naomithompson8144 5 років тому +1

      I'm crying 😂

    • @UMGAWAGADS
      @UMGAWAGADS 5 років тому +12

      Yeah CHON are pretty good

    • @SaxguyTR
      @SaxguyTR 5 років тому +7

      J Dines is the only person on earth who can djent a fucking acoustic and it sounds decent

  • @kroh7742
    @kroh7742 4 роки тому +8

    We need a genre to be named plague metal

    • @THEshaggyrogers
      @THEshaggyrogers 3 роки тому

      I wish that was what we called blackened death metal honestly

  • @Bound_And_Skinned_Official
    @Bound_And_Skinned_Official 2 роки тому +4

    Aww when he tried slamming brutal death metal with extreme goregrind he blew up I wish I could see what it could have been

  • @brandonspode1727
    @brandonspode1727 5 років тому +955

    Surely Christian metal and black metal is black Jesus

  • @voltaspeeder17
    @voltaspeeder17 7 років тому +242

    Man, this guy is actually talented as fuck.

    • @cdreid99999
      @cdreid99999 6 років тому +1

      hes an amazing guitarist. Sadly he uses that to play garbage.

    • @MiuTakigawa
      @MiuTakigawa 6 років тому +2

      cdreid99999 no, the videos he does is simply for entertainment.

    • @MiuTakigawa
      @MiuTakigawa 6 років тому +6

      cdreid99999 its pretty much to make people laugh. so its not garbage

  • @chloeprice9649
    @chloeprice9649 2 роки тому

    "turbo snail"
    *I CAN'T BREATHE*

  • @countorlok333
    @countorlok333 3 роки тому +1

    I can still hear the powergrind reverberate around my head

  • @savajevtic8040
    @savajevtic8040 7 років тому +359

    Methcore = deathcore
    Mainstream death = death'n'roll
    Soda can = glam metal
    Barbecued lamb = unblack metal

    • @ToaGatanuva
      @ToaGatanuva 6 років тому +7

      The only trve way is Black n' roll

    • @madmae5127
      @madmae5127 6 років тому +16

      Soda can = Glam Metal + Industrial metal

    • @TheSharkAnt
      @TheSharkAnt 6 років тому +4

      Sava Jevtić Methcore is basically a stupid person's version of deathcore.

    • @theoutsiders8387
      @theoutsiders8387 6 років тому +3

      Sava Jevtić turbo snail is essentially Paradise Lost look them up they are death and doom metal combined

    • @kennyalwaysdies1
      @kennyalwaysdies1 6 років тому +2

      unblack metal isn't actually a subgenre

  • @nivla2349
    @nivla2349 5 років тому +106

    Rockphonic sounds like battle music in RPG games

  • @HelloThere.....
    @HelloThere..... 2 роки тому

    1:10 my bags is kind of already djazz, our guitarist is so good and unique I love u man

  • @tinilangstrumpf5795
    @tinilangstrumpf5795 2 роки тому +5

    I thought you would do something totally made up like symphonic fish core, stoner pudding rock, dark towel jazz, glam toilet metal, etc.
    Or make something like cottage core or dark academia into music! That would be fun!

  • @zenith8417
    @zenith8417 8 років тому +229

    Rockphonic sounded awesome!

    • @richardtur39
      @richardtur39 8 років тому +9

      +Zenith Agreed, sounded very dream theater, which is always good

    • @theTYTAN3
      @theTYTAN3 8 років тому +8

      listen to RED.

    • @EpicGamer460
      @EpicGamer460 8 років тому +5

      Check out Dream Theater

    • @nickwilcox3648
      @nickwilcox3648 8 років тому +3

      +Zenith I think it sounded a lot more like the most recent Symphony X

    • @ArchDornan
      @ArchDornan 8 років тому

      +Zenith It reminded me of the sound of God Seeds "I Begin".I like it :)

  • @leroy92TX
    @leroy92TX 4 роки тому +476

    Methcore- black dahlia murder
    Mainstream death- my band when we improvise.
    Jazzdjent- number 12 looks like you
    Rockphonic- children of bodom
    Turbo snail- infant annihilator

    • @Xx_95kene_xX
      @Xx_95kene_xX 4 роки тому +6

      True
      Edit: I think ffdp is mainstream death.
      Edit 2: I can't wait your band first song.

    • @ac0rps32
      @ac0rps32 4 роки тому +1

      goddamnit i hate that youre right

    • @aidanbridges6527
      @aidanbridges6527 4 роки тому +2

      I didn’t know about The Number 12 Looks Like You until now, and I think I’ve just found my new favorite band. Thank you.

    • @winstonharalson6774
      @winstonharalson6774 3 роки тому +9

      I agree on all the others but I dont think children of bodom is rockphonic

    • @imthetube44
      @imthetube44 3 роки тому +1

      I would think Red is symphonic Rock

  • @nevalp
    @nevalp 3 роки тому

    I LOVE the turbo snail dude :D

  • @phinth0m
    @phinth0m 3 роки тому

    Jared: mixes jazz and djent
    Rob scallon: I could do something with this...

  • @5carecrow94
    @5carecrow94 8 років тому +96

    Soda Can sounds like something out of Sonic Adventure.

    • @wolf.467
      @wolf.467 8 років тому

      Hell Yeah

    • @Chillbot17
      @Chillbot17 8 років тому

      +5carecrow94 SA games, the origin of Soda Can

    • @Fizzsama
      @Fizzsama 8 років тому

      +5carecrow94 Holy shit I need more

    • @Mendeley13
      @Mendeley13 8 років тому

      +5carecrow94 to me it reminds Turbo of Judas Priest

    • @5carecrow94
      @5carecrow94 8 років тому

      ***** Haha wow it kinda does. Haven't listened to Rammstein in ages.

  • @creamy3166
    @creamy3166 6 років тому +117

    I'm gonna start working on changing my band from metalcore to soda can.

  • @hades429
    @hades429 3 роки тому +1

    We need a pt 2

  • @milkfriend5861
    @milkfriend5861 3 роки тому

    flying high is how it feels to take a bong rip and then immediately snort a line

  • @the.edgyhippie
    @the.edgyhippie 6 років тому +387

    who else thought their computer froze at 1:24 ?

  • @Tcrumpen
    @Tcrumpen 4 роки тому +354

    Heavy Metal + Pop, Isn't that basically hair/glam metal?

    • @SJMORG
      @SJMORG 3 роки тому +2

      No there good pop isn't

    • @marcoesposito8753
      @marcoesposito8753 3 роки тому +16

      Is there actually any explainable difference between hair and glam metal? Or are they basically the same genre?

    • @wittyname3599
      @wittyname3599 3 роки тому +14

      @@marcoesposito8753 yes they are the same literally no difference

    • @3andahalf442
      @3andahalf442 3 роки тому +17

      Marco Esposito I’m pretty sure hair metal is just glam metal’s nickname

    • @earthworm-filledstomachbyc4254
      @earthworm-filledstomachbyc4254 3 роки тому

      No

  • @_wallyh_
    @_wallyh_ Рік тому +1

    Perfect!!!

  • @mmmhmm6865
    @mmmhmm6865 3 роки тому

    Bro the turbo snail had me dying of laughter

  • @JassyPabst
    @JassyPabst 7 років тому +566

    Rockphonic was my fav! Couldn't stop laughing at "Barbecue Lamb", though ^^

    • @Nameless_Wretch
      @Nameless_Wretch 7 років тому +10

      Red is kinda like Rockphonic

    • @yogiyahya8341
      @yogiyahya8341 7 років тому +4

      CalRufus my favourite band . And like your of beauty and rage pic ^^

    • @Nameless_Wretch
      @Nameless_Wretch 7 років тому +2

      Yogi Yahya Thanks mate

    • @yogiyahya8341
      @yogiyahya8341 7 років тому +2

      CalRufus you're welcome :D

    • @ssj3goku.122
      @ssj3goku.122 7 років тому +4

      Jassy JJ's One Girl Band OMG JASSY HI

  • @dilliananana
    @dilliananana 6 років тому +374

    I thought I was about to get rick rolled when soda can started

  • @andiwilson8473
    @andiwilson8473 3 роки тому

    How dare you make me laugh at barbeque lamb, I feel horrible🤣🤣

  • @GigaJinGaming3711
    @GigaJinGaming3711 10 місяців тому

    1:55 This is the culmination of being late to work and realizing that you're late to work.

  • @austinarmstrong2638
    @austinarmstrong2638 4 роки тому +40

    I thought I was about to get Rick rolled at 2:12

  • @RisingTaide
    @RisingTaide 8 років тому +209

    Rockphonic and mainstream death are genres I'd legitimately listen to.

    • @RisingTaide
      @RisingTaide 8 років тому +1

      +The Talking Wolf-Cat thanks for the suggestion! I'll take a look.

    • @maaaaaap
      @maaaaaap 8 років тому +1

      +RisingTaide carcass' swansong is bit like mainstream death

    • @shucklebug8094
      @shucklebug8094 8 років тому +1

      +RisingTaide Love your channel man haha

    • @RisingTaide
      @RisingTaide 8 років тому

      Callum Against Humanity Thanks friend! :D

    • @mikeyseney6570
      @mikeyseney6570 8 років тому +1

      Djazz aswell

  • @DOCTOR_SONG
    @DOCTOR_SONG 2 роки тому +4

    I was digging the hell out of barbecued lamb. Kinda would love to hear that one developed 🤘😎👍

    • @tardistrvlr05
      @tardistrvlr05 Рік тому +1

      It's actually a song from switchfoot, I believe it's 'meant to live'

    • @DOCTOR_SONG
      @DOCTOR_SONG Рік тому

      @@tardistrvlr05 cool👍

  • @silverphoenix_1756
    @silverphoenix_1756 3 роки тому

    Barbecued lamb! XD XD That was the best one.