matty healy talking sh*t for 6 minutes

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  • Опубліковано 5 гру 2019
  • just matty healy talking shit for 6 minutes (& george daniel being 100% done)

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  • @kittybax5450
    @kittybax5450 4 роки тому +2439

    I hate matty healy he is a small smelly man

    • @charl5413
      @charl5413 4 роки тому +19

      kitty bax you are stupid cat.

    • @kittybax5450
      @kittybax5450 4 роки тому +118

      I am being deadly serious I despise him

    • @moonwitch6799
      @moonwitch6799 4 роки тому +31

      kitty bax gen then why are u here? Lmao gtfo jealous loser

    • @robertpattinstyles1520
      @robertpattinstyles1520 4 роки тому +35

      lmao sis got pinned :3

    • @kittybax5450
      @kittybax5450 4 роки тому +3

      @@robertpattinstyles1520 everyone deserves to know the truth

  • @yepisuredolikecats3979
    @yepisuredolikecats3979 4 роки тому +2178

    "i like cheap stuff a lot of the time"
    *immediately cuts to airpods*

  • @FrankieHarley
    @FrankieHarley 4 роки тому +1593

    "you're like adele"
    "jesus"

  • @sydneymadison3623
    @sydneymadison3623 4 роки тому +2344

    he really said “good song choice mate” at his own concert

  • @mauracallaghan5229
    @mauracallaghan5229 4 роки тому +1433

    never condone violence... pARMA ViOlets

    • @SCAPETRACE
      @SCAPETRACE 4 роки тому +38

      Buncha fuckin pricks

    • @theleopardpriestess809
      @theleopardpriestess809 4 роки тому

      maura callaghan did they fall out or something?

    • @theleopardpriestess809
      @theleopardpriestess809 4 роки тому

      maura callaghan did they fall out or something?

    • @peanut5839
      @peanut5839 4 роки тому

      the leopard priestess yeah I wanna know cause I love their music lol

  • @alexcraft7548
    @alexcraft7548 4 роки тому +871

    WHAT IF IVE GOT AN EADACHE

  • @yepisuredolikecats3979
    @yepisuredolikecats3979 4 роки тому +2104

    HE NAMED HIS DOG *ALAN*

    • @isabella3971
      @isabella3971 4 роки тому +38

      yepisuredolikecats his name is actually Allen but idk why he pronounces it like Alan

    • @lucyhaylett4582
      @lucyhaylett4582 4 роки тому +12

      Isa T. E. Cause of his accent

    • @user77797
      @user77797 4 роки тому +6

      still that’s a beautiful dog name

    • @LemonSte
      @LemonSte 4 роки тому +20

      @@isabella3971 How the fuck do YOU pronounce Allen lmao my grandad's name was Allen and it sounds the same as Alan. It's just a different spelling...

    • @colourfulsouls
      @colourfulsouls 4 роки тому +5

      His new dog is called mayhem (a black dog, forget what breed but a massive one) I saw it in a quarantine interview with him✌🏼🖤🎶

  • @cathowe2208
    @cathowe2208 4 роки тому +751

    When he started spittin the alphabet backwards

  • @malloryb21
    @malloryb21 4 роки тому +3372

    everything that comes out of this mans mouth is incoherent

    • @discoyeti162
      @discoyeti162  4 роки тому +66

      honestly, same

    • @stanconnorstan4266
      @stanconnorstan4266 4 роки тому +23

      It makes one hundred percent to me

    • @colleen_marie
      @colleen_marie 4 роки тому +33

      It’s honestly shocking how many fake deep quotes he has put to his name

    • @avabiermann2522
      @avabiermann2522 4 роки тому +8

      Especially his vocals but we love him

    • @femaleserialkiller
      @femaleserialkiller 4 роки тому +24

      idk he makes perfect sense to me lmao not to mention his abortion speech which was *chefs kiss*

  • @trylousbliss7880
    @trylousbliss7880 4 роки тому +390

    In conclusion: WHAT IF I GOT LIKE AN E D A C H E

  • @alexcassidy441
    @alexcassidy441 4 роки тому +247

    Shut up talkin - Matthew Healy

  • @tashaazmi4380
    @tashaazmi4380 4 роки тому +275

    “bollocks” i love that part 😂😂😂

  • @eden7821
    @eden7821 4 роки тому +456

    The fact that his dogs name is Allen kills me 💀😂😂😂

  • @espi11
    @espi11 4 роки тому +78

    why did i first read this title as "matty healy talking sh*t for 6 months straight"

    • @PLAGUE-KARM
      @PLAGUE-KARM 3 роки тому +3

      You’re saying that as if that isn’t how the lead up to NOACF was-

  • @hopekelley7465
    @hopekelley7465 4 роки тому +152

    "im like a tried single mother" OH MY GOD. i simply can't believe his dogs name is allen. i think about it everyday

  • @omelettou6891
    @omelettou6891 4 роки тому +723

    matty with straight hair is killing me and not in a good way

  • @rebecca4568
    @rebecca4568 4 роки тому +853

    "I do make art THaNk yOu vERy mUCH" i love him

  • @Gayredheadbitch94
    @Gayredheadbitch94 4 роки тому +726

    I am both fascinated and confused by Matty's mentality, it's a real conflict. I'd love to sit down with him and have a conversation, truly pick at his mind, yet I'm worried about the other stupid stuff that goes on in there

    • @figgettit
      @figgettit Рік тому +11

      Fascination can have a short half life. Think of slime, or pigeons. There are many things that are instantly fascinating and then immediately just annoying.

  • @Jay-kw9mo
    @Jay-kw9mo 4 роки тому +42

    Nobody:
    Matty: B O L L O C K S

  • @shelbywinslett5875
    @shelbywinslett5875 4 роки тому +537

    If anybody has ever been an aries it’s Matthew Healy

    • @ah-ie9dy
      @ah-ie9dy 4 роки тому +37

      Right? Absolute epitome of saying exactly what he's thinking at all times

    • @elstonngunn4193
      @elstonngunn4193 3 роки тому +6

      Tf is an Aries

    • @elstonngunn4193
      @elstonngunn4193 3 роки тому +10

      @@BATHS999 stop talking poppycock the hell is a zodiac is it that shit from gravity falls

    • @VenusHotline
      @VenusHotline 3 роки тому +1

      @@elstonngunn4193 "gravity falls" earns you a clap 👏

    • @thegirlwitheeyes1232
      @thegirlwitheeyes1232 2 роки тому

      @@elstonngunn4193 I'm absolutely DYING that's hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @guidoguido2245
    @guidoguido2245 2 роки тому +89

    Him with a middle part is a cursed image.

  • @eatplastiic5518
    @eatplastiic5518 4 роки тому +629

    1:17 if my boyfriend proposed to me in front of Matty I would kill him as far as Matty knows I'm S I N G L E

    • @Rachel-pj5pw
      @Rachel-pj5pw 2 роки тому +36

      The biggest mood in the entire comment section honestly. The boyfriend probably took one look at Matty and knew he needed to establish dominance somehow. XD

    • @madisonleigh333
      @madisonleigh333 2 роки тому +1

      Lmaaaoo YES EXACTLY! 🤣
      I feel seen and understood

    • @LeMaDo1470
      @LeMaDo1470 Рік тому

      I’m dead 😂

    • @itserinx
      @itserinx Рік тому

      S A M E

  • @NO-fh8wm
    @NO-fh8wm 4 роки тому +117

    Urgh his hair is gorgeous!
    "Never condone violence"

    • @missjul8
      @missjul8 4 роки тому

      Just simple curly hair, but love Matty tho

  • @sitas9827
    @sitas9827 4 роки тому +34

    A rabbit who does eggs and is also kinda a fairy and knows jesus

  • @gianna42
    @gianna42 4 роки тому +300

    ‪any party - nightmare overrated get me outta there thanks very much see u later i’m goin ome. especially not a surprise. wot if i’ve got like an edache‬

  • @Joelyne37
    @Joelyne37 4 роки тому +150

    ok i just have to say..... this is the best video on the internet hands down hahahaha

  • @guidoguido2245
    @guidoguido2245 2 роки тому +28

    4:30 I also love how it cut from him saying “I like cheap stuff” to his AirPods.

    • @abbie458
      @abbie458 Рік тому

      And the fact he was saying he likes cheap stuff with a pair of Ray-Bans in his hands 😂

  • @gabriellengrvc
    @gabriellengrvc 4 роки тому +77

    this is so adorable aaa

  • @callumwilcox4761
    @callumwilcox4761 3 роки тому +28

    Thank you. I thoroughly enjoyed this. I will rewatch it this evening

  • @partyonwayne4
    @partyonwayne4 Рік тому +16

    To be fair, half of these clips he was on some HEAVY drugs 😂

  • @itsmaeday_2105
    @itsmaeday_2105 4 роки тому +34

    Matty has the chaotic speaking energy Brad Leone has

  • @livvy5673
    @livvy5673 4 роки тому +95

    "any party, nightmare, overrated, get me out of there, thanks very much"
    as a young woman with social anxiety I can completely agree.

  • @karinaion1366
    @karinaion1366 4 роки тому +35

    i read this as “Matt Helders talking shit for six minutes” and got very confused when i saw Healy

    • @discoyeti162
      @discoyeti162  4 роки тому +4

      i actually have an am version in my imovie drafts so i think you're seeing the future lmao

  • @soyunlobo08
    @soyunlobo08 4 роки тому +50

    He’s so beautiful

  • @lucythomas9791
    @lucythomas9791 4 роки тому +24

    'i wasnt in a cubicle with leonardo dicaprio, even though that is my dream'

  • @ye6973
    @ye6973 Рік тому +258

    Understanding a guy like Matty isn’t tough at all mainly because i’ve watched a million Liam & Noel Gallagher interviews

    • @anyssamoya1559
      @anyssamoya1559 Рік тому +10

      I've never resonated with a comment so much

    • @theeejits6338
      @theeejits6338 Рік тому +3

      Difference is that noel and Liam are likeable where Matt Healy puts on an act. Noel and liam also make good music

    • @ye6973
      @ye6973 Рік тому +10

      @@theeejits6338 your opinion but Noel isn’t all that likable anymore if you ask me. Matty is a bit much at times but i’ll take him over Noel any day. Liam is just one of the all time great personalities in music

    • @sierramobley8962
      @sierramobley8962 Рік тому

      YES

    • @davekennedy6315
      @davekennedy6315 Рік тому +1

      Liam and Noel are plastic hardmen, pair of pussies the pair of them! I never fell for that we're 'ard bollocks, those that really are don't @#£%ing brag about it. Robbie Williams offered to fight Liam for charity and LIAM bottled it haha! Oasis are overrated shite!

  • @RashidasPage
    @RashidasPage 4 роки тому +13

    I’m so glad this got recommend to me 😂😭

  • @stranglykarma5537
    @stranglykarma5537 4 роки тому +2

    I saw these the other week and they were the best

  • @gerardcomics7716
    @gerardcomics7716 4 роки тому +113

    Swear to god....he’s tryna be a nicer friendlier pop johnny rotten. He’s got the same attitude

    • @danad1090
      @danad1090 4 роки тому +17

      gerard comics nice and friendly removes any relation to johnny rotten

  • @mizuki9807
    @mizuki9807 4 роки тому +42

    this is hilarious

  • @miomiomio56
    @miomiomio56 4 роки тому +19

    Idk why this was recommended to me but I'm just sitting here thinking wow this man can pull off a LOT of hairstyles!

    • @jebbrock625
      @jebbrock625 4 роки тому +2

      he is gorgeous, you cant no dmit it. ugh. again, sigh.

    • @figgettit
      @figgettit Рік тому

      And I'm sitting here thinking wow someone thinks he actually pulled any of them off.

  • @lamppost2237
    @lamppost2237 4 роки тому +14

    bye mum i’ve got ma fuck sign i’m ready for the concert

    • @discoyeti162
      @discoyeti162  4 роки тому +2

      lamppost this is my favourite one

  • @itserinbxtch
    @itserinbxtch Рік тому +4

    I love this man so much ❤

  • @legalgal12
    @legalgal12 4 роки тому +15

    The Easter bunny part was hilarious!! 😂

  • @DomeLara
    @DomeLara Рік тому +1

    I think this is my new favorite video on youtube

  • @imsotiredokay
    @imsotiredokay Рік тому +21

    this man is a gift from heaven

  • @tanajenner3636
    @tanajenner3636 4 роки тому +40

    Wot if av got like an edache?

  • @Sarah-rw4eo
    @Sarah-rw4eo Рік тому +6

    obsessed with how he just says stuff

  • @reebelRT
    @reebelRT 4 роки тому +470

    so this is what it's like to hear a hysterical man talking. no wonder I have no friends. matt's good looking and talented and actually has knowledge, while me just straight out garbage... I can watch this all day because it's really essentially hearing me talking

    • @bryson0206
      @bryson0206 Рік тому +6

      girl....

    • @saffronhawkes2587
      @saffronhawkes2587 Рік тому +16

      This is so embarrassing

    • @greenbean2222
      @greenbean2222 Рік тому +1

      Don't expose yourself needlessly by giving into the negative outlook you want to have for yourself, of yourself.

    • @BoxOfCurryos
      @BoxOfCurryos Рік тому

      The only person holding yourself back is you bro. Get out there, get in the gym and start working on getting smarter (start learning math, science or art)

    • @boredathome206
      @boredathome206 Рік тому

      Nothing wrong with just being silly. If other people don't like it, they don't have to watch. They're only watching because of Taylor Swift.

  • @MR-nt1bd
    @MR-nt1bd 4 роки тому +13

    matty: fUCK me imAGINE if she said NO what a pISS take that’s be a NIGHTMARE oh GOD.....good song choice mate nice well done
    This man 😭😭

  • @dixoncyyderr
    @dixoncyyderr 4 роки тому +7

    interviewer: "you're like adele."
    matty: fuck that! "IM LIKE JESUS!"

  • @user-yq3vk2gz2k
    @user-yq3vk2gz2k 4 роки тому +33

    I wonder what goes on in his head

  • @augustsipped
    @augustsipped 4 роки тому +36

    Palma violets

  • @evelynoliveira9447
    @evelynoliveira9447 4 роки тому +40

    not to be dramatic or anything but I would die for him

  • @vixen7774
    @vixen7774 Рік тому +5

    Watching this to see who myTaylor is with and you know I see the hype he’s so cute and funny😹

  • @ember6814
    @ember6814 4 роки тому +136

    He's genuinely the funniest person I know. A true crackhead

  • @isobel1336
    @isobel1336 4 роки тому +15

    I’m just gonna tell you straight up... you just made the BEST video on UA-cam 😭

  • @elliew7117
    @elliew7117 4 роки тому +5

    I was waiting for the ‘OI, NUH FIGHTING AT MAH FUCKEN GIG’

  • @bethwilliams6381
    @bethwilliams6381 Рік тому +4

    How can anyone seriously justify hating him 😂 he’s gorgeous, chaotic and brilliant at what he does… nothing to hate.

    • @unbreakabledeen
      @unbreakabledeen 11 місяців тому +1

      Malaysia isn't enough

    • @bethwilliams6381
      @bethwilliams6381 11 місяців тому +2

      @@unbreakabledeen honestly? For me, no. Malaysia isn’t enough. What they did there came from a good place. Maybe the wrong way about it, but a good place nonetheless.

    • @unbreakabledeen
      @unbreakabledeen 11 місяців тому

      @@bethwilliams6381 he insulted muslims, took it even further by making out with some guy in front of them just to make them feel upset, his band sucks, and he's gay.

    • @marigolden_mariposa
      @marigolden_mariposa 3 місяці тому

      ​@@unbreakabledeen no place for homophobia. Matty Healy is a piece of shit but him being gay is not the issue. and Malaysian's anti LGBT laws are wrong and need to be ended. but what he did was stupid and probably caused more harm than good. the real issue also is that he screwed over all the workers and didn't give refunds. He's a terrible person it seems. but that has nothing to do with being gay. the gay people of Malaysia deserve better

    • @marigolden_mariposa
      @marigolden_mariposa 3 місяці тому

      😬 he's a piece of shit so it's easy to hate him. I get why people liked him before they found out though.

  • @melonjuice7441
    @melonjuice7441 4 роки тому +49

    Woht

  • @blazehaze233
    @blazehaze233 4 роки тому +3

    I LOVE THIS JSJSJSJ

  • @ferwoodz
    @ferwoodz Рік тому +1

    He's amazing

  • @moonwitch6799
    @moonwitch6799 4 роки тому +150

    I literally cannot explain how freakin much I love this man to death

  • @crm1301
    @crm1301 3 роки тому +7

    WOT IF I’VE GOH AN EDÆKE?

  • @aster84855
    @aster84855 4 роки тому

    i love this

  • @ShadyMilksYoutube
    @ShadyMilksYoutube 4 роки тому +15

    guy: ur head cuts out of the top when u hit the ball
    matty: YOU FUCKING LYYINNNNGGG LEMME SEE

  • @isabelhiestand2402
    @isabelhiestand2402 3 роки тому

    I always come back here

  • @pennyname2756
    @pennyname2756 4 роки тому +3

    IT’S CLEANER, IS IT????? I HEAR...
    I think I must’ve died in there

  • @lovisamaanmies2983
    @lovisamaanmies2983 Рік тому +2

    what can i say except i fucking love this man

  • @holly289
    @holly289 Рік тому +25

    hes so unhinged i love him

  • @arizzona.a
    @arizzona.a 4 роки тому +19

    SHUT UP TALKIN’

  • @spacemanspiff3039
    @spacemanspiff3039 4 роки тому +5

    3:17 is my new favorite 5 seconds of internet

  • @MyJOSE2013
    @MyJOSE2013 Рік тому +6

    I love 💕 this guy's extroverted personality. I like the way he mentions God and Jesus. He is too funny! 🤣

  • @helmutrosendal
    @helmutrosendal Рік тому +1

    i love him

  • @kalebcollins5728
    @kalebcollins5728 4 роки тому +7

    THE LIMP WRIST. HELLO? YES 911.

  • @hibeautym
    @hibeautym 4 роки тому +4

    I love his hair

  • @itsjbb
    @itsjbb 4 роки тому +3

    NOT EVEN A MINUTE IN THE VID AND IM WHEEEZZZINNNNNGGG☠️

  • @kvpilots
    @kvpilots Рік тому +3

    I just became a fan three weeks ago. I'm in deep now

  • @randomgaygirl
    @randomgaygirl 4 роки тому +7

    i love him so much omg😂

  • @chanloman
    @chanloman 2 роки тому +1

    i dk why.. this makes me so happy lol

  • @zooeey42
    @zooeey42 4 роки тому +3

    I went to secondary school with so many matty healys

  • @user-yp8fz2ke2r
    @user-yp8fz2ke2r 4 місяці тому +1

    I’m in love with him ❤

  • @ssalas7374
    @ssalas7374 Місяць тому +1

    5:03 the Easter Bunny 😂

  • @jac8137
    @jac8137 3 роки тому +1

    “ShUT UP TALKING” - Matty Healy

  • @tillykitchen4683
    @tillykitchen4683 4 роки тому +29

    I love Matty cause he talks sh**

  • @stephaniew2073
    @stephaniew2073 4 роки тому +7

    I love him so much 😂😂

  • @yourpalmaxx
    @yourpalmaxx 4 роки тому +5

    4:27 will be my fav clip ever omg

  • @augen_stern000
    @augen_stern000 Рік тому +1

    0:39 thanks for the information 🤪😂

  • @jordanhalladay1249
    @jordanhalladay1249 3 роки тому +2

    i love this man sm

  • @KettiexD
    @KettiexD 4 роки тому +3

    Uhhh am I falling in love right now?? Yes

  • @humangecko
    @humangecko Рік тому

    I never noticed the timing of the airpods😭🙌🏼

  • @ceylonfreak2496
    @ceylonfreak2496 Рік тому +10

    Okay but imagine him and Tyler the creator had a conversation

  • @gwoods22
    @gwoods22 4 роки тому

    SMASHING SUBSCRIBE after that easter bunny bit I'm deceased

  • @imsotiredokay
    @imsotiredokay Рік тому +1

    he's so funny oml

  • @teodorasecara4464
    @teodorasecara4464 Рік тому +1

    this is the most aries man ive ever seen

  • @wondersoftheworld5
    @wondersoftheworld5 Рік тому

    i love this man. i want his brain.

  • @kaylol934
    @kaylol934 Рік тому +16

    dude i don’t understand why people don’t get this guy, he’s speaking my freaking language rn

    • @boredathome206
      @boredathome206 Рік тому +3

      Because him dating Taylor Swift got him in the pop news where everyone is offended and decided to gang up and bully him.

  • @henrybatley980
    @henrybatley980 4 роки тому +1

    He’s Harmony

  • @marveilles
    @marveilles 2 роки тому

    i like cheap stuff with the airpods and the music is so funny

  • @Kobeautycincy
    @Kobeautycincy Рік тому

    The Easter bunny bit 😂