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Scully's expression when Rosa describes her happy place is priceless
Karthik Krishna ur 1k like
Karthik Krishna
It really is
Yup
Yess that’s what I was thinking too!!!😂
😂 I totally missed that
“Please stop threatening the stenographer!”
I don't even know how she was still typing
She shut down from fear and her body moved on its own
@@bakyazikyeswa580 oh as someone who does minutes we could literally be doing a fire evacuation and coordinate the whole rescue operation while taking minutes about who said what when where how and why, with actions labeled with completion timeline and progress. it's not a choice it's a habit. 😂
M. What b. I. I.
Great job you successfully quoted something without saying anything else about the quote.
"Inappropriateworkkisstoofastcan'tstopme" was such a cute line 😂 Marcus and Rosa were cute together while they lasted...
Miledith true... I’m still holding out for Rosa and Gina tho
Haha lame
Silva Areadna bruh what?!?!?
Eleanor Clark its a thing, look it up!
Silva Areadna People ship Rosa and Gina?!??!?
Am I the only one that loved Rosa's bachelorette parties? All three of them did something in an area they were experts in (Gina terrorizing her nephew, Amy's quiz and Boyle's restaurant) but put their own Rosa-spin on it. It was not only hilarious, but so sweet seeing them bond like that.
This it's lies
Loved it
I thought everyone loved those 3 parties. I mean, if anyone throws me those kind of bachelorette parties, I would die of happiness.
It was genius
I thought they were her birthday parties, since rosa isnt married
“What kind of women doesn’t have an axe?” I wanna be her when I grow up.
@Gandalf in Heels a sharp one.
Same lol
nah you don't. She clearly had been deeply traumatized and hurt and now has to wear this shield of coldness
I'm male and I want to be her when I grow up, but seriously I live in Australia I have an axe for splitting wood.
@@ChocolateMuffin308 I already passed that
"Let's go shoot my nephew."
That is PROBABLY my favorite Gina line
Lies break the chaines in the name of Jesus
@@miriamrosa1593 chaines
My favorite was the sound she made when the bus hit her.
"Please have my children" 😂😂😂 couldn't relate more
She's beautiful and powerful.
And radiates levels of confidence that no human being should be capable of possessing
Same
Timestamp? :)
@@straddlcr7322 3:12
Rosa Diaz doesn't have tear ducts. She imports them from from her enemies eyes.
Landsraad that is probably the case because the only time I've seen her cry is when Adrian Pimento left in the episode " paranoia" and when she thought she he was going to come back in " the night shift"
@@samanthasanchez9925 What about Marcus?
@@samanthasanchez9925 she's had unshed tears in her eyes a lot more
I didn't know Rosa Diaz was a Klingon
Facts.
" I reach down his throat and shake his hand..."
Chilling...
She vibin yo
Chilling, but inspirational 😂😂😂
Scully's face tho 2:38 I never noticed that before LOL
Inspirational
She really paints a picture doesn’t she 😂 🤣
Can we appreciate the fact that she didn’t spill her coffee when she twisted Hitchcock’s hand?!! Like what?!😂😂😂
It was stunt a stunt coffee. No coffee in the cup. They did multiple takes so they could show the real cup in the before and after, but the stunt coffee during the character’s take down. Then they stitched it together in post. Did a really good job, too. Looks like a single shot!
Rosa: Also, this clock.
Holt: ......ttthis isn't ours.
Kevin: good heaven!
Me: 🤣🤣🤣
Her face and voice when she said “everyones about to get real hammered” was perfect
Nobody:
Not a single soul :
Rosa: What kinda woman doesnt have an axe.
That line makes me wanna get an axe
I have an axe. And two broadsword, also a quarter staff.
a dead one
The answer is a woman with no fears Rosa must be scared 😱
I was thinking what kind of American doesn’t have a gun
"MaN DiD CrImE"
I died 🤣🤣🤣
She would make an excellent SHIELD agent
YES
At this point, I’m convinced she could fight off Ward and May at the same time.
@@thesuper2130 I can see that
Thank you
if she was, she could be below black widow, but above most of the cast from agents of shield
Has anyone else notice that in the first season Rosa's voice starts high and gets deeper lol
Galaxy 8926 yes 100%
Your absolutely right
She didn’t sound menacing enough and was too close to her actual self versus a separate identity she was supposed to be encompassing
Yeah. Stephanie Beatriz was still perfecting her Rosa voice in the first season
That's Stephanie's voice adapting to it. She has a rather high voice normally.
Rosa: also this clock
Kevin: Good Heavens...
Holt: this isn't ours
Boyle casually eating intestines while chaos is erupting behind him, such a classic scene hahaha
"What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?"
The way she says it makes me feel guilty for don't have a axe
You can borrow one of mine until yours comes in from Amazon. Or go to Home depot
I really love how the Charles-Rosa relationship developed. Started with unrequited love and turned into this really fun platonic friendship
The best part about threatening a stenographer is that the stenographer, while scared, has to write it all down.
8:47 I love the sheer joy after Boyles says they will be demolishing the restaurant. She just screams YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! and it's so perfectly Rosa.
embrezar that is how I’d react if I was told I could demolish a restaurant
@Panic Chicken the Third: It does sound like an awful lot of fun... break everything in sight, all harm, no foul. Awww, now I want to demolish something. I even have an axe in my cupboard just waiting for some destruction.
@@embrezar aww, wish I had one
Then we she picks him up :3
That Charles' laugh at 2:04 always gets me 😂😂😂
Aditya Trifaley hyena style
He sounded like a chicken
Just like a 13-year-old boy to challenge _cops_ to a paintball tournament
Investigating this incident of paint ball
if rosa was in U.S. Military, she would excellent with AR's snipers, shotguns, load those with paintballs, the 13yr old boy about to challenge Rosa a expert with guns
Ikr
Rosa's smiled at Jake. Like twice. In 6 years.
Well they have known each other since the academy, and there are *7* seasons so I'm sure it was more than twice
@Hype Kingzz oh yeah shit lol
@@renameagain5808 nope Rosa never smiles
@@marsh3336 I re-watched the entire show and, to my surprise, she actually smiles A LOT. I was shocked but she actually is smiling so much when someone else is talking or doing something funny.
😂😂😂 Rosa: His mom put this stupid braid in my hair. Doug Judy: Oh, looks beautiful. [Rosa cuts the braid off with a pen knife] Doug Judy: Please have my children.
Stop lies
“Please have my children” is a mood 😂
"fine, I'll apologize, I'm a very sweet person" 😂😂😂
Magical Yumicorn her giving him the toy cop set is literally my favorite Rosa scene lmao
@@thedashaw5791 same here! 😂
“Outta my way Chunk”
“let’s go shoot my nephew” 😂😂 gotta love gina
This is how you write strong, LIKEABLE women characters. Capable, funny and a badass who also happens to be a woman. Better then being a strong and capable badass because they're a woman.
@@sbraypaynt b99 has a lot of strong woman in it, all different and Rosa is one of them, is not a sicko, in the end she have a very soft side with her friends
what? gross! Rosa those are our dads!
There's shows written with scripts where a person is "badass" because of their gender? Oh wait, nearly every 80s to 90s action movie...big muscles = badass.
@@floodsye yeah but we don't live in the 80's and 90's you fuckin donkey.
Amen thamks
Rosa: **shoots someone with a paint bullet**
Person who was shot: OW
Rosa: Oops.
0:50 don't touch someone without their permission.
My first word was dada...
Such a shock when Rosa's normal....😂😂😂
I am SHOCKED, shocked and appalled I tell you, that the compilation doesn't include Rosa stoically and badassly taking Holt's 40-minute tirade about the verb "BOOOOONEEEE"
"fine, lover boy it is..."
"what did i just say charles?"
"what did i just say?"
"you said-you said not to say it,"
Am,I the only one who Thinks Rosa Is Like Sam Puckett from ICarly and Jade from Victorius
Same file
She's Sam and Jade put together.
YES!
Except Rosa’s way more likable than Jade
Combined
😳 Don’t mess with Rosa Diaz.
MikeRiderOOO Darn straight
Rosa, Ron Swanson, Dwight K. Shrute are all my favorite people
Same!
A battle between all three who do you think will win
Rosa
I relate to Gina when I'm drunk. No music dancing is a common side effect of alcohol for me
anthony’s friends: play in a league
charles, amy & rosa: are cops/detectives
4:09 everyone stop to look at Rosa
Nathan Yuhei She smiled-
SANTIAGO GET THE CAMERA
It scares Rosa when she smiles I feel like she doesn’t because the thought of it would ruin her bad as reputation
0:40 I just noticed that hitchcock said "señor tickle and his NUEVE (nine) amigos"
So what?
I thought it was funny?
It implies that he doesn’t have the traditional 8 fingers (thumbs aren’t considered fingers) or that one of his thumbs is classified as a finger (which is unconventional)
Doesn’t it mean that señor tickle is finger #1 and the other 9 fingers are his friends
@@AJC-bo1dy yeah i didnt think about it that way
Did anyone realize that these ‘comedy bites’ are just reuploads of compilations made by Brooklyn 99
SayWhat ChickenButt glad I am not the only one who sees that
Yeah they can only show clips (for revenue) that the show allows them to.
Am I the only one who isn’t mad about it?
Does it matter? Probably a bit yeah fine. But they are hella fun to watch especially if you've already watched the show a gazillion times.
Yeah but it's another youtube video about Rosa. I'm willing to let it slide.
Rosa’s dog and Cheddar must get their own spin off cop show called “the paws of the law”
Charles has two dogs. Maybe they could join
@@phoenixfire1074 Also Rosa's Arlo.
0:52 "Next time, I break it off". Yes, please.
Melvin and son were arrested for blood gang initiation we're they got arrested for being a drug dealer in castle Hill project as Mrs Rosa Diaz was working in the scene were Mrs Diaz fought Melvin son in the 3 Rd floor of the hallway in castle Hill projects we're both was fits fighting melvin son pick up a dog chaines to hit Mrs Rosa diaz in the head and in her temple Mrs miriam Rosa Diaz was beating him up with her close fitz when Melvin son knew Mrs Rosa Diaz was powerful with the hands he hit her with a dog chaines and did damage to her scalp head Mrs Rosa Diaz it's traine as a cop Melvin and his son assaulted Mrs miriamrosa who it's Lord Mrs miriamrosa d was investigating his drugs which he was dealing heroin inside the project of 2245 Randall in the Bronx n.y 10473 thanks Mrs miriam Rosa d it's still doing Lord's work in the blessed field now she it's being promoted for a new level waiting to be blessed
@@miriamrosa1593 How does relate to B99 or me?
Nick Cannon's relationship with Rosa did not go anywhere like his a"Rap Career."
What was the name of your alblum? Also je fuckd maria he wins
@@206beastman apparently you didnt hear the warning
''im sorry can you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face''
''crying?''
this gets me everytime
I love every character, but since this one is about Rosa - I think one of my top fav moments is when Doug Judy first appeared, and her slow mo of rolling her eyes. Ugh lol best
Rosa is my spirit animal and trumps any childhood crush I have ever had
Gina’s nephew: we play in a league, a league
Me: and they’re cops
Off topic, but that Boyle-Santiago no-look High-Five at 6:30 is great.
'What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?'
The fact that Gina's nephew thinks that he and his friend can beat a team of 3 cops and 1 Gina is disturbing
6:14 Whatdidijustsaycharles, whatdidijustsay🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pleeeaasseee...they should know by now that the way to make Rosa smile is by hurting someone in front of her.
I actually relate to Rosa the most, the only real difference in our characters is that she’s a lot more confident. Oh and I guess she’s less emotional
Lmao scully’s reaction at 2:39 killed me.
"Outta my way, *chunk."*
Ahh gotta luv her
8:23 Amy: oh Rosa: told ya! Best part by far
Rosa is so freaking hot.
Keep it in your pants buddy.
@@hyperion9793 oh, that's exactly where it's going ;)
The way Charles says “Upper Cut” and “Corn Noodle” with such confidence gets me every time
"what kind of woman don't got an axe" always iconic
The best is when she breaks character and smiles slightly, it's rare but great when it does
"Now is the time for groin stomping!" I LOVE IT!!
I have a feeling when filming the tickle bit rosa bust out laughing time and time again
I thought this video was gonna be about how Rosa doesn’t reveal about where she lives
(+) the Lord of heaven knows where I live in the name of Jesus amen
@@miriamrosa1593 wtf
2:10 why is that me talking to my parents
I love how Jake is supposed to be the main character, similar to Jim in the office. But Rosa and Doug are still the best and funniest characters in the show
For the party scene, they recovered from being hammered surprisingly quickly
Amen
Boyle casually eating while Gina throws palates
'What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?' lol😂😁😁🤣
Love is beautiful smashes, a glass cup. Sounds about right.
Does it add to Rosa's badassry that she doesn't spill her coffee when Hitchcock tries to tickle her?
Yes. I think it does.
Doug Judy: “please have my children”
Can you blame him? Lol
2:05, Boyle’s laugh is ADORABLE, one of my B99 wishes is to see him dress up like the Pilsbury Dough boy.
She’s my spirit animal
5:15 LMFAO 😂🤣
"Did he use a crayon?" Priceless!1😂
I’ll make it simple MAN DID CRIME
Arresting the crimes
The look on Scully's face when Rosa described her "happy place" is too cute to miss.
I miss this show that I need these doses of compilations from time to time.
"What did I just say Charles, what did I just say?!"
“Corn frickin’ noodle” 🤣
2:04
Gotta love Boyle casually being a dolphin.
3:11 “Please have my children” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Doug Judy
Rosa is perfect
I am a very sweet person.
OUT OF MY WAY *CHUNK*
That DA she was murder day dreaming about was Val’s boyfriend from the office! Naw it ain’t spicy babygirl 🤗🤗
Arresting all Killa of crimes and body's soul in the name of Jesus making Justice on all plays shows that's performing the mass
Rosa is exactly what you look for in a best friend lol. Loyalty, a lovely sense of humour, and a bunch of hidden weapons.
'Fine I'm great at apologising I'm a very sweet person'
2 seconds later
'Out of my way chunk'
CORN FRICKEEENNNN NOODLE
-boyle 2020
rosa : *breathes*
doug judy : i love you
Even the Doomslayer would bow down to Rosa.
"We play in a league, a League "
They're literally trained detectives, shooting is part of their life wtf
Actually. They actually are 🤦🏼♂️
Please have my children....
for some reason "corn frickin noodle" is what gets me every single time
They didn’t even add the time she pulled out twin asp batons on Terry like Baraka from Mortal Kombat
2:04 that laugh tho
2:04 I kinda like Boyle's laugh right there. I feel like I heard it somewhere though...
I would simp for rosa in a heartbeat
Best friends ever haha also Rosa is the best