50 of the worst album covers ever - my reaction

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  • Kerrang Magazine put out a list called '50 of the worst album covers ever' - focused largely on rock, hard rock, and metal. I thought it would be fun to go through the list and share my thoughts. Are these really ALL that bad?
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  • @josephstone2112
    @josephstone2112 Місяць тому +124

    Who in their right mind thinks Hemispheres is one of the worst 50 covers of all time?

    • @WhatsWrongWithTheStreet
      @WhatsWrongWithTheStreet Місяць тому +1

      It is their least interesting cover. Hugh was looking to do some Salvadore Dali inspired work, I think.

    • @josephstone2112
      @josephstone2112 Місяць тому +11

      @@WhatsWrongWithTheStreet That's fair, but I still find it more interesting than Hold Your Fire, Counterparts, and even Caress of Steel personally.

    • @ignatiusb.samson977
      @ignatiusb.samson977 Місяць тому +2

      I have to say, I like the idea. But the execution is not so great.

    • @WhatsWrongWithTheStreet
      @WhatsWrongWithTheStreet Місяць тому +1

      @@josephstone2112 Good calls on those. My favorite Rush cover is Presto.🐇🐇🐇🐇 It is fantastic.

    • @johnpatterson4272
      @johnpatterson4272 Місяць тому +1

      @@josephstone2112 Agreed, Hemispheres was limited in scope for the time it wasn't like other iconic covers like Unmasked, Empty Glass, Emotional Rescue or Against the Wind.

  • @brandonio_granger
    @brandonio_granger Місяць тому +47

    I love the Paranoid. I never understood the hate. It's psychedelic, what's no to love about it.

    • @HunterHare
      @HunterHare Місяць тому +4

      I think the only reason it gets hate is because it doesn’t fit with the title. The cover is based on the song “War Pigs”, hence the sword and shield.

    • @photoslum
      @photoslum Місяць тому +9

      @@HunterHare I always thought the pose of the guy, his outfit, and the multiple exposures of him suggested a paranoia

    • @Test-Tube-Baby-xo8xx
      @Test-Tube-Baby-xo8xx 29 днів тому +1

      @@photoslum Me too. He certainly looks paranoid.

    • @rumblehat4357
      @rumblehat4357 28 днів тому +2

      Wasn't the original title to be War Pigs? I don’t hate the cover, it’s weird, but it does seem a commentary on “idiots out playing war,” just like we have today, with other people’s lives.

  • @killrmillr
    @killrmillr Місяць тому +67

    Did the person who picked Animal Magnetism as the worst ever see the original Virgin Killer cover?

    • @WhatsWrongWithTheStreet
      @WhatsWrongWithTheStreet Місяць тому +2

      I'm telling you, man. I love that cover. The kneeling girl, the guy with the beer, that makes sense. But that doggo and it's suggestive placement in the pic is profound.

    • @TheREALJosephTurner
      @TheREALJosephTurner Місяць тому

      No kidding! You shouldn't have to worry about getting busted for kiddie pron just because you own a Scorpions album!

    • @RJW1967
      @RJW1967 Місяць тому

      One of the most shocking EVER!

    • @Helo_rides_for_commies
      @Helo_rides_for_commies Місяць тому +1

      @@WhatsWrongWithTheStreetHipgnosis made weird covers. That’s what’s cool about them.

    • @WhatsWrongWithTheStreet
      @WhatsWrongWithTheStreet Місяць тому +1

      @@Helo_rides_for_commies They were the best. There is a documentary on one of the streamers about Storm and a friend that started it all, and the extraordinary work they have done. I can't recall the title or which streamer but it is out there. I watched it maybe two or three months ago.

  • @TheMrMoosy
    @TheMrMoosy Місяць тому +55

    Overkill - Under The Influence & Slayer - Show No Mercy don't belong in that list IMO, and not even close.

    • @Protometal66
      @Protometal66 Місяць тому +3

      Agreed , 2 great covers in my opinion.

  • @Propain13
    @Propain13 Місяць тому +43

    Apparently, no one involved with this list has seen a Goregrind/Pornogrind album before.

    • @elile8567
      @elile8567 Місяць тому +4

      Oh, I have. I just don't think it would be suitable to put up there

  • @j.j.guerrieri5257
    @j.j.guerrieri5257 Місяць тому +17

    I always liked the Paranoid album cover

    • @bouyaharumuchi
      @bouyaharumuchi Місяць тому

      yeah it's not top 50 worst material.

  • @progpunk76
    @progpunk76 Місяць тому +36

    The Black metal scene has always been very insular You gotta be in the know. Don't think they want the mainstream anywhere near them.

    • @tompatchak8706
      @tompatchak8706 Місяць тому +2

      I went to a grocery store, grocery store with my kids and I saw a guy with a black metal T-shirt. I thought it was a black metal T-shirt turns out it was the name of a Phil Collins album just in the METAL!!! fund and the dude laughed and said I’m not the only one in the store that day that said the same thing.

    • @progpunk76
      @progpunk76 Місяць тому +2

      @@tompatchak8706 I like some black metal and also some Phil Collins!!!!!

    • @tompatchak8706
      @tompatchak8706 Місяць тому +1

      @@progpunk76 when dude pointed it out I couldn’t unsee it.

    • @Pesthauch666
      @Pesthauch666 Місяць тому +1

      @@tompatchak8706 There are some ironic shirt designs available with Celine Dion as well as Abba motives styled like stereotypical a black metal shirts. Especially the Abba one is nice, since it just looks like some Darkthrone shirt. There's even some photos with Fenriz of Darkthrone wearing that Abba shirt.

    • @tompatchak8706
      @tompatchak8706 Місяць тому

      @@Pesthauch666 yeah man I’ve seen them on different metal sites and stuff. They look so awesome I wanna get my kids names on a shirt in like a metal font.
      When my kids and I go to the grocery store, we see we see that kind of stuff and I always ask the people in the shirts about their stuff and it’s really fun because my kids make fun of me for making friends. But as you know if you are a metal fan, you’re part of the community and everyone’s a family even though we kick and push each other when we go to shows that’s what it’s all about.

  • @thedinkster5772
    @thedinkster5772 25 днів тому +5

    The Paranoid album cover is kinda odd but honestly it still fits the music even with the album title changed from the original “War Pigs”. Even then, the pictures become iconic and I’ve seen that cover so many times at this point it’s engrained into my head and I can’t help but love it

  • @vinylisbetter5950
    @vinylisbetter5950 Місяць тому +13

    Let us not ever forget "Smell the glove" spinal taps masterpiece.

    • @rumblehat4357
      @rumblehat4357 28 днів тому +1

      “It’s so black, it’s like how much more black could it be? The answer is none. None more black.”

  • @thetownspeople6486
    @thetownspeople6486 Місяць тому +13

    Don’t care how bad RIOT’s album cover is. Fire Down Under is easily a top 10 hard rock/ early heavy metal record. A kick ass album. Highly recommended.

  • @mq42
    @mq42 Місяць тому +14

    I love the "Born Again" cover art. Seeing it as a 13-year-old, it was just a cool horror movie image. And the "Lovedrive" cover... why so much gum?

    • @entropybentwhistle
      @entropybentwhistle Місяць тому +4

      Change the g in gum to a c.

    • @IFHorus
      @IFHorus Місяць тому

      Yeah, I think BA is cool. It's a simple doctored- up photo of a newborn but it's both comical and grotesque. If only they'd put that much attention to the album's mix...

  • @SnordCranston23
    @SnordCranston23 Місяць тому +16

    Our 4 year old son walked around the house with a fist in the air yelling "arrrg" when he saw my t-shirt for raise your fist and yell.

    • @WhatsWrongWithTheStreet
      @WhatsWrongWithTheStreet Місяць тому +1

      I saw Alice on that tour and I love that album. Not That Kind of Love is my favorite Alice song. Gail and Roses on White Lace is another of his best. This album has always been under appreciated.

    • @Protometal66
      @Protometal66 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@WhatsWrongWithTheStreetAgreed, I actually like the the whole 3 song concept with Roses on White Lace , thought the tour was fantastic. The only time i got to see Motorhead.

    • @Protometal66
      @Protometal66 Місяць тому +1

      That alone takes this album cover off of the list :)

    • @H-mu4bo
      @H-mu4bo Місяць тому +1

      Love "Constrictor" and "Raise your fist and yell". I think they are much better than "Trash", "Hey Stoopid" etc. They were really unique in being catchy, full blooded comeback albums of hard rock. "Gail" was an update of "Steven" from "Welcome to my nightmare". Superb stuff.

    • @artdeco64
      @artdeco64 27 днів тому

      What came first, the album or the skateboard logo/cartoon of the same design?

  • @OceanSoul1969
    @OceanSoul1969 Місяць тому +8

    Stryper, “By His stripes (wounds) we are healed.” The album is Soldiers Under Command, hence the army war attempt. The early Stryper was way too glam for me, but they are still around and preaching the gospel of Christ. The real way to be Born Again!

    • @trashyraccoon2615
      @trashyraccoon2615 28 днів тому

      I looked it up. Something tells me that’s where Justice got the idea of using a cross as their logo. Justice is MY way to be born again! Be well

  • @toddscheler7194
    @toddscheler7194 Місяць тому +7

    The actual Stryper album title for the cover shown is 'Soldiers Under Command'. Side note: saw Mortiis as an opening act for Mushroomhead at their famous Cleveland Halloween show years ago. Post-concert, when fans were hitting merch booths before leaving, Mortiis' merch guy was hollering "Free (Mortiis) posters!", holding them aloft. No one was taking them 😄

  • @iseesatanfalllikelightning
    @iseesatanfalllikelightning Місяць тому +5

    Black/death metal logos are more art pieces really, you nailed it with the underground thing. It kind of doesn't matter anymore though as most people listen to music on streaming and the name of the band is easily found. Love the channel, keep physical media alive!

  • @grahambiggs9822
    @grahambiggs9822 Місяць тому +5

    Thanks for sharing Frank... and there were some pretty bad album covers in amongst that lot. The only reason I could give as to why they went ahead is that a member of the band (or a band girlfriend) drew the picture and no one had the heart to say it was rubbish.

  • @raggeragnar
    @raggeragnar Місяць тому +4

    Hello Frank ! Sidenote : That Wolf - S/T cover is a cut out from a drawing by our Swedish artist Hans Arnold. He was pretty well known here and did a TON of book covers , comicbook covers , book illustrations , magazine illustration and even the cover of ABBA’s Greatest hits album.
    Ps Black Sabbath’s Born again cover is cool !

  • @GiggsVids
    @GiggsVids 11 днів тому

    Loved this list coverage! Very chill watch, glad youtube recommended you to me! I subbed to you 🎉

  • @nielshansen5150
    @nielshansen5150 Місяць тому +4

    Well, thank God a bad album cover doesn't necessarily mean bad music😃
    Btw, nice shirt change at 5.49!

  • @cookiesontoast9981
    @cookiesontoast9981 Місяць тому +18

    As someone who holds Black Metal as the most important music of my life, I never looked at music as a whole the same way again after I discovered Black Metal. Also made me appreciate all genres of music more than I ever did beforehand, It changed my life for the better, really really resonates with me on so many levels. Doom and Death Metal too but especially Black.
    But yeah I can tell you that they almost never look at the music, art and subsequently the logos from a marketing, branding perspective.
    Black Metal artists and fans value the mystique of the bands being more unknown and the genre an acquired taste, having to learn and know about the genre and artists to learn more about it and dig deeper into it if someone wants to, but not all out there for everyone to see if they're not interested.
    I don't really mean it in a snobby "being full of yourself" way, I mean more in a humble way, like they don't strive for mainstream success at all, for the most part they're doing it for the love of the art and to contribute to a scene and genre they love. If that makes sense. And the fans who know the bands will recognise the logos no matter how hard to read they are, and that's all that really matters. The people who want to know will learn and discover more, the people who aren't really interested won't.
    Which yes if you're looking at it from the perspective of so many other genres of music where almost all artist want to break out in mainstream success, it definitely comes off looking a bit weird, I understand that. But Black Metal people aren't about that, it's all about the love and pure passion for this dark, often misunderstood culture and style of music.
    Also I know there are some really simplistic, sometimes awkward Black Metal album covers, but believe me there are a LOT of absolutely gorgeous album covers in the genre too.
    Also just to clarify I mean this as a friendly answer to your question about the unreadable logos, not to jump on your back or anything like that. 😅

    • @Channel33RPM
      @Channel33RPM  Місяць тому +5

      Thanks for the info!

    • @CounterRhythms
      @CounterRhythms Місяць тому +2

      Yeah, I see it as a kind of filter. If you want to know you'll make the effort to find out. BM by its very nature is meant to be obscure.

  • @sireffortlessgarbage7922
    @sireffortlessgarbage7922 Місяць тому +2

    As someone who has a band with an illegible logo, we really just did it because we felt like it was a rite of passage when it came to having an extreme band, and also, it’s just kinda fun.

  • @user-el6ds6il8m
    @user-el6ds6il8m Місяць тому +2

    I kinda like "Raise Your Fist and Yell" also. With Scorpions "Lovedrive" I've wondered how much bubblegum what it take to get that result ? Alot for sure

  • @jeffhottman8572
    @jeffhottman8572 Місяць тому

    Neighbor of the beast!!! That was a classic one, Frank!!

  • @ozzymandius666
    @ozzymandius666 Місяць тому +2

    Remember "Prince" changed his name to that weird symbol. These bands are just going straight for the symbols, skipping the step of having a name.

  • @abstractheory1
    @abstractheory1 Місяць тому +5

    Overkill. “Hello from the gutter”, image

    • @brian-ld4vd
      @brian-ld4vd 22 дні тому

      Overkill always sounded for years like Axl Rose does now. Mickey Mouse Vocals. LoL

  • @springbloom5940
    @springbloom5940 Місяць тому +4

    Black metal logos frequently reflect the qualities of their music.
    Fistful of Metal was awesome. And I cannot imagine what anyone involved with the Glamtera cover was thinking. Too much nutmeg and D&D.

    • @Channel33RPM
      @Channel33RPM  Місяць тому +1

      Glamtera! I never heard that before. Perfect, for that era of the band.

  • @tompatchak8706
    @tompatchak8706 Місяць тому +2

    Btw. I listen to a lot of metal at work and I’ve been adding all these bands to my Spotify list as we go.

  • @cgramlick542
    @cgramlick542 Місяць тому +2

    Stryper album is “Soldiers Under Command”. Probably on the budget they had this was the most military they could make it. The yellow and black they’ve said they were using it as like warning signs use yellow and black. It also set them apart . I thought it was cool back then. Of course the issue is even if the band gets tired of it, it’s still part of your brand.

    • @jimmderby5772
      @jimmderby5772 27 днів тому +1

      My wife and I saw them about 8 years ago they did the 30th anniversary of To Hell with the devil. 50 yr olds in leather pants and weird light up jackets. AWESOME!

  • @theflipside-vinylcommunity
    @theflipside-vinylcommunity Місяць тому +1

    Incredible video bro

  • @drummmmerfish
    @drummmmerfish Місяць тому +2

    the nofx album cover has a alternate cover and title for the vinyl version were the guy is doin' thee ol' 6 and 9 with the sheep. i find really funny actually.

  • @stargeeezer
    @stargeeezer Місяць тому +1

    Another great video Frank. I think if there has to be a worst Black Sabbath cover I would pick sabotage not paranoid.

    • @Channel33RPM
      @Channel33RPM  Місяць тому +5

      The Sabotage cover is a definite head scratcher... gotta love Bill's red tights (weren't they his wife's???).

  • @dustinanderson2738
    @dustinanderson2738 Місяць тому +2

    "Heavy petting zoo" is hilarious. I mean it is NOFX after all. The album title is up there with "Take off your pants and jacket" by Blink 182.

    • @trashyraccoon2615
      @trashyraccoon2615 28 днів тому

      It’s interesting how subjective this stuff can be. I have a dark sense of humor, but that cover isn’t hilarious to me, it’s actually just disturbing and that cover has made me want to NEVER hear their music.

  • @tomy8339
    @tomy8339 Місяць тому +4

    I read the funniest comment once on Sabbath's "Born Again' album cover.
    "You'll want to bottle feed this one". 😂
    If you do another video of more bad album covers, please include Uriah Heep, 'Abominog'. It makes the 'Born Again' baby look like Taylor Swift.

    • @brian-ld4vd
      @brian-ld4vd 22 дні тому

      Taylor Swift isn't as pretty, she actually looks like Napoleon Dynamite. LoL

  • @ralphreinhardt6020
    @ralphreinhardt6020 Місяць тому +2

    😂😂😂Dick Sandwich !!! Holy shit, I can't stop laughing about this one ! 😂😂😂 Man o man only on Frank's channel do I see stuff like this one. Hella funny Frank ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @provincialfish
    @provincialfish Місяць тому +3

    The whole song hemispheres is about the battle between heart and mind. Having fun or preparing for bad times. That's what the image is. The free spirit open hearted naked man enjoying life while the suited man is looking ahead, getting things done, preparing. That battle between enjoying life and making sure you're safe happens in your brain. The image fits the song. Great cover. Pretty much all Hugh Syme stuff is great. It's not even the worst rush cover.

  • @EddieRIffau
    @EddieRIffau Місяць тому +1

    Frank.. I think the maiden on the Vanlade album is a take on the lady of the lake.

  • @user-re6sg9em5j
    @user-re6sg9em5j Місяць тому +2

    I can't believe you didn't pick up on the fact that "Dick Sandwich" is an homage to the Spinal Tap album "Shark Sandwich"

    • @Channel33RPM
      @Channel33RPM  Місяць тому +1

      Ha! I didn't pick up on that. Thanks for the info.

  • @Fibonacci64
    @Fibonacci64 21 день тому +1

    The original cover for ”Virgin Killer” by Scorpions and ”Dawn Of The Black Hearts” by Mayhem tops everything, regardless of genre.

  • @gr8fulhiker785
    @gr8fulhiker785 Місяць тому +3

    "Neighbor of the beast" Brilliant!

    • @springbloom5940
      @springbloom5940 Місяць тому

      668

    • @KenCrooker
      @KenCrooker Місяць тому

      Wig Wam's first album was named "667 - The Neighbour of the Beast." It was re-released a year later with the name "Hard to be a Rock and Roller."

  • @PedroBenolielBonito
    @PedroBenolielBonito Місяць тому +1

    100% agree with the Alice and Anthrax covers. Those are on my worst list, too. Love that Black Flag one, though - at least it's distinctive.
    As for Black Metal bands, they are actively seeking to do the opposite of what you described - be as niche as possible. Having an undecipherable logo is part of the whole 'ha ha, you normies don't know what band this is, and I do - in your FACE!' vibe.

  • @HEXoslav
    @HEXoslav 11 днів тому

    I totally called that sigh no more is going to be on there

  • @CizerKedi
    @CizerKedi 24 дні тому

    16:38 “665… Is the neighbour of the beast”

  • @guyb7005
    @guyb7005 Місяць тому +2

    As someone who enjoys some metal, many metal bands go straight to the highschool art medieval stuff, it's a symbol how the medieval brain longs to get out of highschool and pass art class. Talking Heads & Pink Floyd chose a different path.

  • @mountart2
    @mountart2 Місяць тому

    I kind of like the Keydragon school aged artwork. I'd wear that on a t-shirt!

  • @tompatchak8706
    @tompatchak8706 Місяць тому +1

    I know you were mentioning why dime gave that album cover a thumbs up first of all, he was called diamond Darrell at the time he wasn’t quite diving anything at the time. And it was a glam metal. It’s everyone wanted all that stuff dug it.

  • @Erik-bd6ll
    @Erik-bd6ll 18 днів тому +1

    Saying fistful of metal album cover sucks is actually crazy

  • @GregWard-nf9gz
    @GregWard-nf9gz 27 днів тому

    The album with Stryper with the van and machine guns was in fact 'Soldiers Under Command'. The Isaiah verse was part of their logo.

  • @larrygunderson5324
    @larrygunderson5324 26 днів тому +1

    How on earth did Stryper end up on this list? That cover is EPIC! And also an incredible hard rock/metal album too.
    Oh and BTW....the album is entitled "Soldiers Under Command", not "Isaiah 53:5".

  • @LongLiveMetal-pw3fz
    @LongLiveMetal-pw3fz Місяць тому +1

    As a huge Stryper fan, I really hate the Soldiers Under Command Album art, but the album is killer, I love it!! The reason for the Yellow and Black is warring to people not to go to Hell.

  • @tompatchak8706
    @tompatchak8706 Місяць тому

    I looked up key dragon on Spotify and it seems like most of their albums are a hand drawn? So maybe the artist the musicians want to do their own art?

  • @radionotespodcast
    @radionotespodcast Місяць тому

    Yes, that’s how you say Frenzal Rhomb… fav cover art of theirs was where they put a Maccas (McDonalds) Golden Arches front and centre of the Not So Tough Now (1996) album.

  • @rEdf196
    @rEdf196 Місяць тому +1

    Emerson Lake & Palmer's Yacht Rock Album, In disco leisure suits with Palm trees in background, (Oh No say it isn't so)

  • @soymartin07
    @soymartin07 29 днів тому

    What about the cover of Paul Simon's There Goes Rhymin' Simon album? It's a horror festival.

  • @guxrra1943
    @guxrra1943 26 днів тому +1

    Im impressed there were no Limp Bizkit covers, almost all of their album covers are terrible in my opinion

  • @joshsmith6817
    @joshsmith6817 10 днів тому +1

    Hemispheres album cover goes hard what are they talking about

  • @Gravyballs2011
    @Gravyballs2011 Місяць тому +6

    The 2nd version of "Surfing With The Alien" which had The Silver Surfer absent because Marvel Comics wanted a fortune for Joe Satriani to continue to use the image.

  • @PedroBenolielBonito
    @PedroBenolielBonito Місяць тому

    12:10 THERE it is! It had to be here. 13:35 and there THAT is, that had to show up at some point, too. Those are probably #1 and #2 worst ever for a professionally released album (although I saw one just as bad for some guitarist whose name escapes me.)
    Aaaaand there's Narita!
    However, with Battleaxe, Wolf, Fates Warning and even Pantera (and others, like Sepultura), people have to remember these were basically kids (teenagers or little more than that) trying to DIY an album cover, often with little to no funds, in the early to mid-1980s. Asking a school friend to draw you something in crayon was not that far off being a valid option. The trick was to be more Wolf than Battleaxe about it.

  • @rodturner6759
    @rodturner6759 Місяць тому

    the new high on fire kills...

  • @marcparsons1726
    @marcparsons1726 Місяць тому

    My Aunt bought me Balls To The Wall (Accept) from Two Guys department store. Got Ace of Spades too. (bad album cover)!

  • @Koffieleuter
    @Koffieleuter Місяць тому +2

    12:26 Reminds me of René Magritte.

  • @retirementainteasy
    @retirementainteasy Місяць тому

    Riot fan - I have no idea why they have the seal head. Can't believe Hemispheres is on the list. I love the Scorpions Lovedrive cover, I have that album complete with the breast shown on the back.

    • @samuraix73
      @samuraix73 Місяць тому

      I remember that they changed the Scorpions cover to a black cover with just a scorpion on it, but thankfully it was restored on the re-issue. I'm surprised they didn't mention Virgin Killer.

    • @retirementainteasy
      @retirementainteasy Місяць тому

      ua-cam.com/video/Cq-BAf6CJYA/v-deo.htmlsi=NvlIMqZfQ7UrfVUk
      jump to 23:35 for explanation of seal on the covers

  • @edtillett8245
    @edtillett8245 7 днів тому

    I say beauty’s in the eye of the beerholder.

  • @ohnoohyeah3205
    @ohnoohyeah3205 Місяць тому

    Fates Warning. Did Napoleon Dynamite do that one?

  • @b33lz3bub6
    @b33lz3bub6 24 дні тому

    1:25 in my opinion, I am WAY more intrigued by a logo with loads of detail than a logo that is just a font and the more unreadable it is the more I am intrigued

  • @ebalmes
    @ebalmes Місяць тому

    That stryper album is titled Soldiers Under Command. Hence the weaponry.

  • @Vince_Tasciotti
    @Vince_Tasciotti Місяць тому +1

    The Born Again album cover does need a little help. But looking at it from the perspective of the album title it does make half sense, evil once again being born into the world. The whole cycle of Good and Evil repeats. Most of the other covers are just like first attempts, and need more or better inspiration.

  • @goof_yo
    @goof_yo Місяць тому

    Sum 41’s new album gotta be up there now

  • @robertpolka630
    @robertpolka630 Місяць тому

    The Riot Album cover art is Awesome!!!!!

  • @justinandsheba
    @justinandsheba Місяць тому

    That Fates Warning album has had three different covers.

  • @thefourhorsemen91
    @thefourhorsemen91 Місяць тому

    I love the Hemispheres cover!

  • @soggyfranko4631
    @soggyfranko4631 Місяць тому

    A little suprised there wasnt a single UFO album here.

  • @ThatJohnKillion1970
    @ThatJohnKillion1970 Місяць тому +2

    A lot of these look like the artwork from lesser NES games.

  • @veronichat
    @veronichat Місяць тому

    Hard to read band name logos make me end up staring at the cover of the albums, and the band's name, for a lot longer than I would otherwise, trying to figure out what the name is. So they get more of my attention than if I could read the name clearly. I think it's just tradition at this point, but maybe the attention is part of their plan, trying to see who can outdo the rest in taking the most time to decipher the name?

  • @AbigailJrney-1
    @AbigailJrney-1 27 днів тому

    Australian 70's hard rock band Buffalo has a real good album with a hideous cover. The lp is "Only Want You For Your Body". Must check it out!😊

  • @PedroBenolielBonito
    @PedroBenolielBonito Місяць тому

    Also, there is a Riot cover on this list, and it's NOT Narita?
    Also also, I HOPE Battleaxe and Pantera are here somewhere...they're a million times worse than almost all of these so far (except for Wolf and that dragon one drawn in crayon. And oh, Dethkorpz just made the list too.)

  • @KennethBlum-sl6rx
    @KennethBlum-sl6rx Місяць тому +2

    Court Of The Crimson King is a very recognizable but it is just stupid.

  • @IFHorus
    @IFHorus Місяць тому

    A man in dayglo appears ready to attack with a glowing sword. Wait, there's three of them, and a tree with no leaves or branches. He/they couldn't have hidden behind that skinny tree, so he/they must have just appeared from the ether! The figure literally ''jumps'' out at the viewer. Motion is conveyed. Ready to slice your head off later, when you're jamming to Hand of Doom or something. This actually happened to me. Bum deal, I was wearing headphones at the time. THWAP! Right through my neck, and the cord. PLOP! Brand new JVC's, damn it. Since then, my head grew back and I'm OK now, rocking a pair of new Sony's. But now I'm sure to always put the cover away now when I listen so it never happens again. Good headphones are expensive and it takes a few weeks to grow a new head. I tell you no lie! Great cover.

    • @IFHorus
      @IFHorus Місяць тому

      I went wireless, just to be on the safe side.

  • @gnayr1305
    @gnayr1305 Місяць тому

    Great video Frank! Thanks for sharing. We agree that 95% of these are bad. Bad Religion, however, shouldn’t be on this list.
    When you get a chance, look up Vanilla Ice’s first album, titled HOOKED.

  • @user-hn5cp7vm6f
    @user-hn5cp7vm6f 23 дні тому +1

    Kerrarrang promotes the worst artists now and then craps all over the music they once promoted

  • @stevenimeson902
    @stevenimeson902 Місяць тому

    For paranoid , it’s the viewer who’s paranoid and tripping that their seeing an image blurred and stretched
    I’ve always thought

  • @johnster1976
    @johnster1976 14 днів тому

    Show no mercy one of my favorite album covers of all time what a shame

  • @mgconlan
    @mgconlan Місяць тому

    It looks to me like Dethkorps was ripping off the cover of Emerson, Lake and Palmer's "Tarkus."

  • @jessekellerthecollectingne5058
    @jessekellerthecollectingne5058 11 днів тому

    Metal isn't supposed to be commercial and marketable, the hard to understand logos are just part of the aesthetic.

  • @PrankZabba
    @PrankZabba Місяць тому

    Is this video sponsored by Laurentein pencil crayons or something, my god.
    Eating Lamb was the LP cover for Heavy Petting Zoo. Which if you think that one is bad.
    And since its Kerrang. I can see why they left a band like @n@l cun+ off their list. But how did they miss any G.G. Allin albums?
    I wonder just how many bad classical album covers Deutsche Gramophone have done. Because I've seen some doozies from them. Like that reissue of Rite Of Spring by Stravinsky with the naked lady next to the lake, but the lake looks like Glove from the Yellow Submarine movie.

  • @johnhenryclark911
    @johnhenryclark911 28 днів тому +1

    @ 10:44 Frenzal Rhomb-"D*** Sandwich" 🥪😳🙄😁😅😂🤣
    Now This Definitely Sounds Like Something From "Spinal Tap".
    And , As Far As I Am Concerned.
    This Album Title Makes Me Want To Go To My Local Record Store And Buy This Album , Hoping For Some More Great Song Titles! Bravo!😳🥪🙄😁✍🏻
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  • @samuraix73
    @samuraix73 Місяць тому

    I think in some cases, the band probably couldn't afford any major expense when it came to album covers, especially for a new band, which is probably why some of these are cheap looking. Maiden was really lucky to have Derek Riggs from the beginning, and I'll admit, my first fascination with Iron Maiden came from the covers. And I totally agree with you about Black Metal band logos, they always just look a bunch of branches lumped together.

  • @Steambull1
    @Steambull1 Місяць тому +1

    The Black Flag one is one of those that will be defended with bs like "it's supposed to be aesthetically distasteful because it represents a specific visual style born from early digital graphics programs becoming available for anyone" and that just makes me hate it more. You're not being clever with that. Makes me think of Neil Young's Fork In The Road, but at least that has a connection to Young's dislike of low-quality digital media.
    The funny thing about Paranoid is that for like 10 years I never saw the "war pig" guy in the picture. I thought it was just a bunch of colors and shapes that weren't supposed to make any particular image. Of course, I can't unsee the guy and the terrible costume now.
    Scorpions' Lovedrive is an example where it's the idea / content that people hate, while the photography and composition look very professional. I don't mind it at all.
    A lot of the album art on this list are born from young people wanting a fantastical cover with swords/monsters/fire/blood or such, but not having the budget to hire a Ken Kelly or a Derek Riggs like the bands whose covers they probably admired.

  • @elile8567
    @elile8567 Місяць тому

    I think it's cool to look at logos that are hard to read and try to figure them out. Of course, when it's literally impossible to read, I don't get it.

    • @sireffortlessgarbage7922
      @sireffortlessgarbage7922 Місяць тому

      Because it’s cool and it’s also hilarious. Eventually you start recognizing the general shape of these logos rather than the words. And in the case of CDs, there will almost always be a legible version of the band logo on the side of it.

  • @Koffieleuter
    @Koffieleuter Місяць тому

    12:26 This RUSH album seems to be inspired by the world famous artist René Magritte.

  • @AntonXul
    @AntonXul Місяць тому +1

    I’m a fan of Black Metal, but I also find it kind of dumb when they try really hard to make the logo really unreadable with all those thorns, tree branch or lightning effects that all these logos end up looking the same and barely indistinguishable. Not a good way to stand out of the bunch.

  • @tompatchak8706
    @tompatchak8706 Місяць тому +1

    Yeah that Black Sabbath paranoid album cover is so iconic but it is bad it’s just some dude running through the woods but then think it was 1970 and those dudes probably didn’t care so mucj

  • @Skycladatdusk78
    @Skycladatdusk78 Місяць тому

    Paranoid, Show No Mercy, Under The Influence, Fistful Of Metal, the Wolf debut and Bonded By Blood all have iconic artwork and Kerrang once again gets it wrong.

  • @rattlehead_dude
    @rattlehead_dude 13 днів тому +1

    Strypers yellow and blacks a bible reference

  • @christopherevans9198
    @christopherevans9198 Місяць тому

    How about the 1989 band Love Hate album Love Hate. The song they are know for is Red Room. Crazy...

  • @Test-Tube-Baby-xo8xx
    @Test-Tube-Baby-xo8xx 29 днів тому

    Love Drive by the Scorpions is an epic album cover.
    6:52 That one's hilarious.

  • @MK-tj5bf
    @MK-tj5bf Місяць тому +2

    Over Kill is underrated band.
    Love this band!

  • @calvinwboaz7085
    @calvinwboaz7085 Місяць тому +2

    I liked that Keydragon album cover, so I went to check out the album. The music is way worse than the cover.

  • @Test-Tube-Baby-xo8xx
    @Test-Tube-Baby-xo8xx 29 днів тому

    The worst album cover in my opinion was by my favourite band since 1979 - Thunder & Lightning by Thin Lizzy. After the legendary artwork by Jim Fitzpatrick on their previous covers it's hard to imagine they came up with that shit. I suppose the record company just didn't care any more. They just wanted to spend as little as possible and make as much as possible on their last ever album.

  • @pantherpickle08
    @pantherpickle08 Місяць тому

    Pretty sure Pantera's metal magic was when Pantera was a glam band, which was before dime bag, and the crew joined the band. Fun fact the bassist is the only original band member.

    • @brian-ld4vd
      @brian-ld4vd 22 дні тому +1

      Not true, Dimebag was Diamond Darrell, Vinnie Paul, and Rex Rocker are all the same guys they just changed singers.

  • @nunyabidness4220
    @nunyabidness4220 Місяць тому +1

    Yeah, covers are really important. Meatloaf's "Bat Out of Hell" and Uriah Heep's "Abominog" aren't good albums, but I'd buy a poster of either of 'em.
    I like a lot of the old, early thrash covers where the bands were still really obscure, like that Slayer "Show No Mercy" cover. Hallow's Eve "Tales of Terror," Executioner "In The Name of Metal," the first Nasty Savage... all those albums you could tell they just knew some guy who could kinda draw. There's a charm to it.
    Post Mortem was a REALLY strange band. They put out one good album (Coroner's Office) and a good EP, and after that they all seemed like they were just trying to get out of a record contract by putting out oddball, goofy, self-sabotaging things. I mean, what can you say about a metal band putting out songs like "Everybody Loves The Fish," "Phony Baldness Cures," "Dazzle Me With Your Knowledge of the Fine Arts," or "I Like Pinball & Pool And I Work in an Arcade During the Summer."?
    Rigor Mortis's "Rigor Mortis Vs. The Earth" should be on this list somewhere...

    • @robpierce4712
      @robpierce4712 Місяць тому +1

      Very true. Back in college, bought a used copy of Abominog for $1.99 based solely on the cover. I had heard Uriah Heep before, but only heard "That's the Way That it Is" from this album and that was pretty much the only decent song on the album. Works both ways. Have also bought some albums that turned out to be great based solely on the artwork. Praying Mantis, Time Tells No Lies comes to mind.

    • @capnzilog
      @capnzilog Місяць тому +2

      The Abominog was the boss demon in the movie "Knights of Badassdom". (y)

    • @TotalMeltdown2
      @TotalMeltdown2 Місяць тому

      Bat Out of Hell not a good album? Huh?

    • @nunyabidness4220
      @nunyabidness4220 Місяць тому

      @@TotalMeltdown2 Well, tastes are different. I personally hate the thing, but if you like Meat Loaf, then, different story, I reckon.