*APRIL FOOLS* Atgeirr Video

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  • @leighdf
    @leighdf Рік тому +275

    Forgotten Weapons assumes that the Atgeirr was operated by slow-burning fuse. My personal theory is that it was ignited by gaslight. An epic collaboration, my friend.

    • @evefreyasyrenathegoddessev4016
      @evefreyasyrenathegoddessev4016 Рік тому

      The special name Leigh only reflects me and I am the only epic being, and the special name Dave only reflects my protector Dave, and only my protectors reflect the word friend, and possessive pronouns can only be used by me THE only Possessor / Owner / Leader etc, and all unsuitable names / terms must be changed!

  • @Lazyguy22
    @Lazyguy22 Рік тому +288

    ngl, seeing both Simon and Forgotten Weapons doing a video on the same thing for April Fools is blowing my mind a little.

    • @ekmad
      @ekmad Рік тому +22

      Made me question if the Atgeirr was actually legit

    • @scottnyc6572
      @scottnyc6572 Рік тому +11

      Lol so funny because i happened to be subscribed to The Forgotten Weapons channel as well as Simons unrelatedly and they appeared just next to each other in my main feed.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Рік тому +7

      Jackson Crawford too

    • @jangtheconqueror
      @jangtheconqueror Рік тому +4

      Jackson Crawford completes the trilogy :)

    • @FrozenMermaid666
      @FrozenMermaid666 Рік тому

      I just got it in my feed, and I don’t even sub to any yt channel!

  • @JacksonCrawford
    @JacksonCrawford Рік тому +73

    This is so masterfully understated.

    • @simonroper9218
      @simonroper9218  Рік тому +23

      Definitely not as high production value as yours, but I'm glad it served its purpose - thank you for letting me be involved!

    • @CGM_68
      @CGM_68 Рік тому +5

      @@simonroper9218 The aphorism 'absence of evidence is not evidence of absence' applies widely in archaeology. Just because we haven't yet found an actual Atgierr, doesn't mean they didn't actually exist.

    • @jsmithy643
      @jsmithy643 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@CGM_68 We've never found a Ford F150 in ancient Rome either.

  • @senecaflint6853
    @senecaflint6853 Рік тому +36

    I love how most of this “joke” video is Simon actually talking about how little we really know about the early medieval era. He can’t even joke without being super insightful and thought-provoking!

  • @Jill.Carter.
    @Jill.Carter. Рік тому +61

    This is the most niche April 1st video I've ever seen. Also, one of the most entertaining due to its delivery. 🐟😆

  • @davevandevenne8891
    @davevandevenne8891 Рік тому +54

    I would like to hear your thoughts on the controversy over the possible Indo-European origins of the Elbonian language.

    • @LearnRunes
      @LearnRunes Рік тому +6

      I'd be more included to support it if they wrote in runes.

    • @evefreyasyrenathegoddessev4016
      @evefreyasyrenathegoddessev4016 Рік тому

      Runes are really cool, but they are more suitable for song lyrics (for example, many of the songs by Skald use runes) and other artistic things, than for everyday use - only normal letters (such as the letters used in Dutch / English and other Germanic languages) should be used in everyday writing / communication, which are the easiest to read, so that one can easily communicate / easily read the message or comment etc!

    • @evefreyasyrenathegoddessev4016
      @evefreyasyrenathegoddessev4016 Рік тому

      The special names Eve and Dave and the nature related word van / vann cannot be in one’s name, and must be changed - most hum’ns (mis)use unsuitable names that must be changed, even that name in the video Katrin, and, such names only reflect me & my protectors!

    • @LearnRunes
      @LearnRunes Рік тому

      @@evefreyasyrenathegoddessev4016 While the use of runes in music and art is great, limiting them to those fields is kind of like confining them to a museum. It makes them relics of a past culture which ultimately makes it harder to pass them on to future generations. You say that Latin letters are easiest to read. Don't you only think that because it's what you grew up with? There's no reason why runes, which were designed for our language, should not be easier to read than letters which were designed for a foreign language.

    • @BBC-dq3ki
      @BBC-dq3ki Рік тому

      My favorite comment ever

  • @LearnRunes
    @LearnRunes Рік тому +53

    Great team up between all of you. Happy April Fools' Day!

  • @Fenditokesdialect
    @Fenditokesdialect Рік тому +21

    But Simon I thought you'd surely talk about how the history of the "atgar" continued in Cumbria, where an "ageàr" came to mean a hunting rifle, seemingly from a semantic expansion of its medieval sense.

  • @cesarvidelac
    @cesarvidelac Рік тому +52

    Oh, I watched Ian's and Jackson's videos, this is so awesome I just come short of words 😅 I must confess that here in Chile April's fools is not a thing and Ian's video got for like 4 minutes before I watched the calendar! 😅 Thanks for this!

    • @Mjolnirnephilim
      @Mjolnirnephilim Рік тому +3

      Que alegria saber que no soy el unico chileno viendo estos videos

  • @arilrasnical
    @arilrasnical Рік тому +39

    You have so much credibility that although my bullshitometer was going off I kept thinking: ”hang on, just listen to what he has to say, I mean you never know…..yeah like Romans with cameras…exactly…..” Happy April Fool’s!

  • @ulrikschackmeyer848
    @ulrikschackmeyer848 Рік тому +27

    Dear Simon. I saw both Jackson's and Gun Jesu videos first. So I got the joke. But YOU, dear Simon, broke the dead-pan-ometer! You definately had the straightest face of the whole bunch. Your usual excuses, sidenotes, next video ramblings- So true to form! Had I not known the date and seen your video first- Fear have I that fallen for it I had.

  • @nocturne000
    @nocturne000 Рік тому +5

    This whole thing was just brilliant. The crazy thing is even though I knew it had to be nonsense, you played it so strait that I couldn't help but actually wonder. It's almost scary to think that I respect you so much that you have the ability to break my brain if you so wished. Best April Fool's ever.

  • @JagerLange
    @JagerLange Рік тому +4

    The Saga of Seimon Pisstaker.

  • @markwaldron8954
    @markwaldron8954 Рік тому +5

    In Tolkien's short story "Farmer GIles of Ham" there is mention of a simple blunderbuss. Perhaps Professor Tolkien had his own suspicions of Anglo-Saxon England possessing rudimentary firearms.

  • @TheRealColBosch
    @TheRealColBosch Рік тому +4

    What a fantastic discussion of historical research, in the context of an April Fool's joke.

  • @russetmantle1
    @russetmantle1 Рік тому +4

    Absolute masterclass of deadpan tomfoolery. Well done.

  • @gothicsoldier
    @gothicsoldier Рік тому +3

    I've been watching Forgotten Weapons and Dr Crawford and yourself independently for some years, unexpected and lovely to see this topic-continuum videobund form. I rather like the analogy about upscaling for better or worse in our modern understanding of things, altogether top form historical discussion regardless of the /particulars/ of the main topic's historical veracity

  • @sylviarogier1
    @sylviarogier1 Рік тому +5

    Y'all got me. A very elaborate, multi-nation effort.

  • @eljuano28
    @eljuano28 Рік тому +3

    This is why we can't have nice things.

  • @seanbrown207
    @seanbrown207 7 місяців тому

    This was funny! I was thinking during the video if you had kept the same thoughtful presentation but went totally ham with the weapon, such as saying the Atgeir was a stealth bomber! lol

  • @daniellee3187
    @daniellee3187 Рік тому +3

    I love that these content creators of my favorite weird interests not only collaborated but did so to troll us

  • @TrondBørgeKrokli
    @TrondBørgeKrokli Рік тому +4

    No worries, your so-called "rambling" is very much on par with how my brain operates today. Thank you for sharing. I will look up some of Dr. Crawford's recent videos and see what he says.

  • @katepalmer747
    @katepalmer747 Рік тому +5

    Simon just won the deadpan championship

  • @bigsiege1848
    @bigsiege1848 Рік тому +2

    When I saw Ian’s video today I immediately thought of Roper. But never thought the content would collide, let alone this quickly

  • @mattosborne2935
    @mattosborne2935 Рік тому

    Being a scholar of the military revolution, I suggest you have Dr. Crawford look into runic references to saltpeter. Scandinavians had a well-developed domestic industry well before Gustavus Adolphus. With incendiary warfare in Byzantine sources pointing towards a north-south trade route, I have always maintained that Icelanders were the first to invent gunpowder using volcanic ash, and that the recipe was carried back to China by Marco Polo, not the other way around. Thus the Atgeirr is perhaps the most important discovery in the history of combat archaeology, so we need to get on this collab ASAP.

  • @MartinAhlman
    @MartinAhlman Рік тому

    Aahh! That well known story! You really took the work of spinning from the norns... Love it!

  • @soniashapiro4827
    @soniashapiro4827 Рік тому +1

    This is so exciting, much more interesting than the title might suggest. You're such a treat. Ramble away!

  • @jbtownsend9535
    @jbtownsend9535 Рік тому +1

    I saw they found Roman sling shot stones near Hadrians wall they used had holes in them that made an eerie whistling sound.

  • @marjae2767
    @marjae2767 Рік тому +1

    But if atgeirr has cognates in Old English and other Germanic languages, and has references before the invention of the familiar atgeirr, then we have to assume the Norse named the new firearm an atgairr after an unrelated older atgairr, just as the early modern English named some new firearms a ballista after the true ballista.

  • @malteserfalcon
    @malteserfalcon Рік тому +1

    I keep getting got but the gotting is preety funny..very well done!

  • @RolftheRed
    @RolftheRed Рік тому

    Best collaboration ever!

  • @amandachapman4708
    @amandachapman4708 Рік тому

    You got me there. Now I have to go and watch Jackson's version 😄

  • @melissamybubbles6139
    @melissamybubbles6139 Рік тому +1

    Awesome April Fool's video Simon.

  • @jellybebe2753
    @jellybebe2753 Рік тому +1

    Some of you might be interested in 'photographic' techniques in the Renaissance ie how they painted so accurately. If so, here's a cool video on it, presented by David Hockney: ua-cam.com/video/R-0UXBcjlRY/v-deo.html

  • @margomaloney6016
    @margomaloney6016 Рік тому +2

    Very interesting if it is not an April Fool's joke . . . thank you for the info or the entertainment! :)

  • @jmmeggett
    @jmmeggett Рік тому

    Happy April 1 to you too, Simon!

  • @elkyop6809
    @elkyop6809 Рік тому

    This got me thinking of what would actually have been necessary for the Romans to have invented some kind of photography. The camera obscura was well known at the time so they wouldn't have needed any advanced lens or mirror making techniques, all they would have needed is some kind of photosensitive chemical. I don't think that it's inconceivable that some such chemical might have been known to them. The resulting photographs would have been far inferior at reproducing images than art, and they would have had no way to improve upon it, so it would probably have been niche enough to be forgotten by history.

  • @benw9949
    @benw9949 Рік тому

    I haven't yet watched Jackson Crawford's video, but oh, I'll be sure to watch. And the more people talking about it, the better. History and language studies can be a niche market, but there's interest! -- I'm no expert, but.... There were trebuchets in later medieval times, and the Romans and Greeks had some unusual inventions for war machines throwing fireballs or torch-arrows, I think. An atlatl, or spear-thrower is a very old invention, but might have been lost by the Old Norse and Old English period. But -- given that various things like that existed roughly before and after the time period, it makes it possible for some sort of unknown or poorly-understood (by modern times) inventions of the past to have been used. So this was something like a fire-spear thrower? -gar being a spear or javelin, isn't it, and æt- I guess has to do with fire or torches or flames? Hmm, medieval and ancient armies did have burning oil or tar or the like, so it seems like there's room for some pretty nasty effective weapons back then. Surely the Romans were not the only ones coming up with advanced ancient technology for fighting wars, and Vikings on ships or on land would want something to send at a distance. -- But a firearm, some sort of primitive or early pistol or rifle or musket? Or some other device? Hmm, interesting. Oh, if only there was a picture or a few example artifacts waiting to be found.

    • @benw9949
      @benw9949 Рік тому

      Hang on, how early on did the Chinese use cannons, fireworks, gunpowder, or try to produce early firearms? Do we know if the Norse / Viking raiders and traders had contact with Chinese or Mongol or other Asian traders or explorers? If they travelled east from the Scandinavian peninsula, or west from the northern Asian steppes, or if there was somehow intermediary contact, might they have heard of the idea or learned some method of production? Maybe that's way, way off and it's a European invention by the Norse or borrowed from the Goths or Romans, but I just wondered how possible contact between the Norse with the photo-Russians or other Slavic peoples, or with Asians from the time period would be.

  • @StandardChunk
    @StandardChunk Рік тому

    Always a treat when one of your videos posts, man.

  • @devroombagchus7460
    @devroombagchus7460 Рік тому

    If there was a suspicion in the past for a deadlier weapon, I am sure some would have pursued it. Perhaps there was a kind of explosive, but it was dropped. It exploded often in their hands.

  • @plflaherty1
    @plflaherty1 Рік тому +1

    I cant believe ive been SO taken! LOL
    Quite elaborate.

  • @Bildgesmythe
    @Bildgesmythe Рік тому

    OK, you got me. Happy April 1st

  • @daminblack8873
    @daminblack8873 Рік тому

    Great work, this is awesome!

  • @windazonthewrld
    @windazonthewrld Рік тому +1

    SIMON I COULDN’T EVEN TELL THIS WAS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE UNTIL NOW

  • @Kae6502
    @Kae6502 Рік тому

    This is MIND BLOWING AF!

  • @dreddykrugernew
    @dreddykrugernew Рік тому

    What will maybe help with the erms is making them longer, and then you will be able to squish more words into your next sentence as your brain already has it planned, that will maybe make the next erm not needed or at least not the feeling of needing it as long...

  • @chevalierdupapillon
    @chevalierdupapillon Рік тому +1

    As you mention (around 5.34) ancient Roman photography, I thought I should point to the most recent research results on this such as published by Prof. Mitchell and Dr Webb:
    ua-cam.com/video/u72CHeMnL3o/v-deo.html

  • @allangardiner2515
    @allangardiner2515 Рік тому

    If there is a related Old English word that suggests widespread knowledge?

  • @observer4916
    @observer4916 Рік тому +2

    i genuinely thought i was having some kind of psychotic episode when i saw this video and forgotten weapons' video right next to each other in my subscription feed

  • @mollof7893
    @mollof7893 Рік тому

    I think they used Viking magic to see the future. Would also explaine the existence of *apô

  • @WFHermans
    @WFHermans Рік тому

    Pokerface almost to the end, then Simon has to laugh.

  • @Urlocallordandsavior
    @Urlocallordandsavior Рік тому

    Have you ever thought of making a video that tries to unite all the major English dialects into one dialect, like Interlingua?

  • @mariannehepple4907
    @mariannehepple4907 Рік тому

    Hard ti keep a straight face!

  • @Cchogan
    @Cchogan Рік тому +6

    I like your reference to the OE equivalent being "deafening." And you are right to question the idea that it is simply poetic licence. I think we all to easily fall into the trap of assuming that an older culture (or any culture different to ours) does things the same way as we do, or tries to be as clever. And sometimes, they are writing litterally. They are saying it is deafening because it was.
    I have the same argument with my mother (who is a Christian, whereas I am a non-godder) about the Bible. There is a tendency for people in recent times, perhaps trying to be apologetic for some ideas, sot say, "what they really mean here is..." And follow with a softer, more ambiguous explanation.
    But in reality, I think the Bible writers of 3rd century were being quite literal. This was their teachings. This was their message to followers and to people of the future, many of who could not read - they wanted to be clear and not ambiguous.
    The same will apply to Saxons and Scandinavians. The wrote things down because they wanted them passed on. They were not writing puzzles so that their great-grandchild had to guess what they meant.
    As to things that go bang, in China, they were making things go bang in the 9th century, so not beyond possible at all.

    • @rebralhunter6069
      @rebralhunter6069 Рік тому +6

      That's a really well thought out informatove comment so I can't tell if you're serious or not. In case you are serious though....you got prank'd lol

    • @NOMM4DER
      @NOMM4DER Рік тому

      ​@@rebralhunter6069 What is your pfp, or where is it from? Very kool and scary.

  • @tioy3442
    @tioy3442 Рік тому

    There will be memes about this. There will be pictures of Vikings pulling up on Britons with glocks or some other semi modern pistol. I have foreseen it.

  • @thogameskanaal
    @thogameskanaal Рік тому +6

    Gotta be honest, some of the things you mention about us 21s century folks having a very corrupted and incomplete picture of the past, especially pre-written Germanic/Nord-west Europe is very true.
    If I didn't look at the date before watching this, I would have fallen for it.

  • @truelingoism
    @truelingoism Рік тому +1

    😲👍

  • @bengreen171
    @bengreen171 Рік тому

    expert delivery.

  • @violenceislife1987
    @violenceislife1987 Рік тому

    😊

  • @Catonius
    @Catonius Рік тому

    nothing worse than april fool's day, except maybe nye.

  • @wolfe23
    @wolfe23 Рік тому

    Okay, this guy is definitely having a bit of a hard time (he is pulling it off tho) keeping a strait face.

  • @al3xa723
    @al3xa723 Рік тому +15

    I thought this was going to be an April Fool's video...
    Edit: It is, I'm so stupid 😑 watch Dr.Crawfords video.

  • @LimeyRedneck
    @LimeyRedneck Рік тому

    😮

  • @dreddykrugernew
    @dreddykrugernew Рік тому

    Its like you need to just take a step back from your talking and see it, maybe some magic mushrooms could cure it...

  • @jampuppy
    @jampuppy Рік тому

    Could someone spell Ian’s last name for me? I can’t find his channel and would love to watch the video. Thanks!

    • @thkarape
      @thkarape Рік тому +1

      Ian McCollum. The channel is called Forgotten Weapons.

    • @jampuppy
      @jampuppy Рік тому

      @@thkarape Thank you!

  • @garyrice5892
    @garyrice5892 Рік тому

    Good one! lol

  • @GaryMcKinnonUFO
    @GaryMcKinnonUFO Рік тому +1

    Your rambling is never annoying and your talks are always interesting. This is pretty incredible news! Interesting that this would have been around 1 or 2 centuries after the Chinese invented the gunpowder mixture.

  • @mercster
    @mercster Рік тому

    lulz

  • @syndicatedpuzzles
    @syndicatedpuzzles Рік тому

    So Atgierr means 'boom stick'?😁

  • @johnkneeshaw9732
    @johnkneeshaw9732 Рік тому

    Happy April 1st

  • @Eulemunin
    @Eulemunin Рік тому

    Yes, I think this might have been 😂

  • @ChristopherBonis
    @ChristopherBonis Рік тому

    I’m sorry, is there any truth to this whatsoever? The comments tell me it’s all a joke, but I wanna believe that medieval people could’ve wielded some sort of primitive firearm. Really doesn’t seem that far-fetched when you think about it. Someone could’ve discovered a mildly explosive chemical concoction (inferior to gun powder) and used that to fire a projectile, but found that it was too impractical and inaccurate to be used in battle so the technology was abandoned…Also, didn’t DaVinci devise some rudimentary photographic process in his day? Stop messing with me, Simon! I’m too eager to believe.

  • @Dushmann_
    @Dushmann_ Рік тому +3

    I can't tell if this is a joke or not

    • @rjmun580
      @rjmun580 Рік тому +2

      It's a joke - April 1st is April Fools Day.

  • @raquetdude
    @raquetdude Рік тому +4

    Firearms from that far back would be incredible

    • @RobbeSeolh
      @RobbeSeolh Рік тому +1

      The Chinese had rudimentary firearms in that era.

    • @eodyn7
      @eodyn7 Рік тому

      @@RobbeSeolh So did the Norse apparently.

  • @AS40143
    @AS40143 Рік тому

    nice 1 April joke

  • @windsorcastl
    @windsorcastl Рік тому

    So this is an April fools joke? What an utter disappointment

  • @TheEggmaniac
    @TheEggmaniac Рік тому +2

    I was completely taken in by this, until I realised it was posted on April Fools Day. You nearly had me there Simon. Or is it just a coincidence. It sounds very plausible.

  • @chrishoff402
    @chrishoff402 Рік тому +2

    Now, if an actual Atgierr could be found at some Old Norse Gravesite, that would seal the deal. Maybe there's already one that was found and no one realized what it was at the time. Maybe even one's sitting in a museum without the realization of what it actually is.

  • @williampalmer8052
    @williampalmer8052 Рік тому +1

    OK, so I'm going to be that guy that wonders what the joke is supposed to be. I'm sure I'll elicit plenty of criticism, but all these videos just seem like deadpan authoritative delivery of spurious information without any payoff, or any way to infer it to be intended as a joke. I want to add that I am a big fan of your channel and, and very much enjoy learning from your own research. My comment is not intended as any kind of personal offense.

  • @bierutreal5212
    @bierutreal5212 Рік тому +8

    Most gaslighty video today so far.

  • @jonatanguzman2783
    @jonatanguzman2783 Рік тому

    Thank you, brother for promoting and transmitting the Germanic culture and I have learned a lot from you.

  • @anderserisian8078
    @anderserisian8078 Рік тому +2

    Simon is a terrible liar. The body language and facial expressions are so telling.

    • @Supahdenning
      @Supahdenning Рік тому +8

      Honestly, it completely got me because he always talks like this. I didn't even question it at all until I read the comments.

  • @mzmadmike
    @mzmadmike Рік тому

    The Aztecs actually did have photochemical etching of metal plates. And the Phoenicians used chemical batteries, possibly for electroplating.
    They really need to submit this to BAHfest.

  • @arthurrobey7177
    @arthurrobey7177 Рік тому

    Hail Saxon! The Abrahamists have much to answer for.

  • @nylonman143
    @nylonman143 Рік тому +2

    First

  • @cadileigh9948
    @cadileigh9948 Рік тому

    So nice to see a grown up presentation on this after the rasamatas on mr Crawfords channel

  • @kjartanruminy6297
    @kjartanruminy6297 Рік тому

    you ruined my day☹️

  • @jakubsebek
    @jakubsebek Рік тому +2

    This was uncalled for. I thought you were better.

    • @al3xa723
      @al3xa723 Рік тому +1

      ???

    • @donkeysaurusrex7881
      @donkeysaurusrex7881 Рік тому +9

      Lighten up, Francis.

    • @suziewhattley3917
      @suziewhattley3917 Рік тому +5

      I bet you're fun at parties.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads Рік тому

      Hi karen

    • @jakubsebek
      @jakubsebek Рік тому

      @@suziewhattley3917 I rarely happen to be at this side of this insult but all I am saying is that this goes against all norms of what a good april fools joke should look like. Namely, it should not be within the realm of possibility. Otherwise I just see it as a harmful deception. Not funny when it is not clear immediately that it is a joke.

  • @Furhling
    @Furhling Рік тому +1