@TheSPARTANJ13 He's dead man, he's gone. Got zapped by the Monitor, and Chief had to leave him behind to get off of the self-destructing Halo complex. You even see his body fall down a seemingly bottomless pit
@sniperclub2000 Im with you. Its not like it really makes sense that he lived through Halo:CE anyways, lol theres that cutscene with him and fighting over an assault rifle, and then they hug as the pillar of autumn explodes. haha they should just revive him one more time.
How ya doin Marty?? Nothing I don't like fat ankles...... Hold on I'm killin this guy over here!!!! We got one dead over here....another dead over here...oh there's one over here and-Oh!!! Ooohh, roadkill
Wow jesus it's been 7 years since I made this video. I was 11 lol. Since then I've made this account and I've forgotten the password to linkinparkfan33 unfortunately. But it's nice to see a comment as recent as one month on here after all these years. I gotta thank Bungie for these hilarious outtakes, they're still funny to this day, and I have to thank everyone for still watching after all this time
@insomproducts They will figure a way to bring him back to life, maybe cloning, but they will bring him back in some crazy way. Halo just would not be the same without Johnson.
he is just messing around...remember at the beginning of halo 2 how he wont say how he escaped, he "shoulda" died...and i wont spoil, but if he gets a girl in halo 4 then Elvis will be a Playable character...as an Alien king =)
@Icerokou the flood can not Infect Johnson there is like a chapter explaining it in the book halo first strike, although good point about when the pillar of Autumn was destroyed.
sing it sergant! the bathroom stink a man cannot hit it if it so hard to hit it i sit down wen i live with my lady i sit down well she made me sit down BUT THATS A DIFFERENT STORY!
glad you can read, if he (johnson) gets a girl...if there is a game (halo 4), then Elvis will be a playable character...r...e....a...d...spells: comment after doing so, not before
@Linkinparkfan33 I think he means Installation 04 (II). And Icerokou, Johnson is dead, remember? He got blasted by 343 Guilty Spark in the new Halo's Cntrol Room.
"Halo 4 I've been promised a woman"... about that.
Sgt. Johnson has an EPIC evil laugh.
0:34 when 343 brings back sgt johnson and he looks at halo 5 guardians
His rambling of the library is such a pretense.
Halo 4 has been announced and the sergeant johnson's been waiting a long time
I agree, Elvis, he's deadly in the art of cupcheck.
SAY WHAT ? !
if they smell good, and remind me of me, then i like em
“It’s not very good for a guy delivering first aid to be called a Corpse-Man.”
"Halo 4, I GET A WOMAN" Hahahahaha...
I love his voice.
"I don't have a preference of women, if they smell good and remind me of me, then i LIKE 'EM"
my favourite part :)
Well, he did in contact harvest at least.
sgt johnson blew up on the ring he escaped from in halo1
if they smell good and they remind me of me i like em
1:42 IS AWESOME!!!!!
@TheSPARTANJ13 He's dead man, he's gone. Got zapped by the Monitor, and Chief had to leave him behind to get off of the self-destructing Halo complex. You even see his body fall down a seemingly bottomless pit
Call a corpsmen!
No you dont!
You could totaly use that for a parody.
@xEnder686x Actually in the books, Johnson got into a pelican and left halo before it exploded. That scene where he hugged the elite is non-canon.
He said "i will get a girlfriend on halo 4" haha, psshhh. halo 4.
YOU CANT TAKE A GIRL TO THE LIBRARY!
ITS FREE? well okay its not so bad
@sniperclub2000
Im with you. Its not like it really makes sense that he lived through Halo:CE anyways, lol theres that cutscene with him and fighting over an assault rifle, and then they hug as the pillar of autumn explodes. haha they should just revive him one more time.
SGT. Johnson died like 5 times in Halo 1
this guy should do stand up
You can't take girl to the library! It's free. Well okay its not so bad. Check out a book.
HAHA THEY LIED AND KILLED HIM OFF IN HALO 3! lmao.
We got one dead over here, one dead over there.... ooh, roadkill!
How ya doin Marty?? Nothing I don't like fat ankles......
Hold on I'm killin this guy over here!!!! We got one dead over here....another dead over here...oh there's one over here and-Oh!!! Ooohh, roadkill
Too bad you dead Sgt Johnson you ain't never getting that woman.
XD i died laughing at the corpse man part
SEARGENT JOHNSON WILL NEVER GET A GIRL CAUSE HES DEAD
David Scully is so funny!
HAHAHAHA "Don't go to 'The Library'" THAT WAS THE BEST
+nightrale814 I didn't even think about it like that. That was genius.
hahahahahaha im not dieing again its hard enough coming back the first time
thats soo funny
@Linkinparkfan33 He died when the light bulb burnt him to death.
I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!!!
Steve Downes and David Scully respectively.
WOAH, ooh, roadkill!
Pete Stacker's good too.
Oh, oooh. . roadkill
When Sgt. started doing the raspy voice, " Halo 2... brought to you by Magnum" I just lost it XD
my breath smells like burgers and it is like 1 15
lol he said omaha i live there
"Why pay for sex?"
Well said Sgt. Johnson
they should have put this in the game as an easter egg...
Oh! ooh! Roadkill!
SAY WHAT!
....and the wonderful people of; sing it Seargeant. Mutual of Omaha you can count on when the goin's rough.
SAY WHAT?!?
Sgnt johnson is so funny!
Poor Sergeant Johnson he never got that woman :/
Halo 4 I get a woman. I've been guarenteed. LOLZ!
Wow jesus it's been 7 years since I made this video. I was 11 lol. Since then I've made this account and I've forgotten the password to linkinparkfan33 unfortunately. But it's nice to see a comment as recent as one month on here after all these years. I gotta thank Bungie for these hilarious outtakes, they're still funny to this day, and I have to thank everyone for still watching after all this time
love the username linkin park was great
he was on the first halo when master chief blew it up and so... he died. PS: I heard from a friend that a book says he was cloned.
Yo I wish Johnson was in halo 4! That'd be dope!
SAY WHAT!!!!
@puppyhcow22 That's actually an ONI cover up for the ORION project.
@insomproducts They will figure a way to bring him back to life, maybe cloning, but they will bring him back in some crazy way. Halo just would not be the same without Johnson.
muuuuuuutual of oooooooomahaaaaa
he is just messing around...remember at the beginning of halo 2 how he wont say how he escaped, he "shoulda" died...and i wont spoil, but if he gets a girl in halo 4 then Elvis will be a Playable character...as an Alien king =)
1:35 - 1:42 MEGA LOL!
Halo 4 I get a woman... LMAO XD
great!
"if they smell good, and they remind me of me then i like them"
"This is it, baby. Hold me." (OK it's Halo CE ending on Legendary)
This is funny, nice ad-libs :)
I like the advice Johnson gives.
@Icerokou the flood can not Infect Johnson there is like a chapter explaining it in the book halo first strike, although good point about when the pillar of Autumn was destroyed.
sing it sergant!
the bathroom stink a man cannot hit it
if it so hard to hit it i sit down
wen i live with my lady i sit down
well she made me sit down BUT THATS A DIFFERENT STORY!
"if they smell good!, and they remind me of me! I LIKE EM!" XD
glad you can read, if he (johnson) gets a girl...if there is a game (halo 4), then Elvis will be a playable character...r...e....a...d...spells: comment after doing so, not before
"halo 4 i get a woman" P'AHHAHAHHAH!!!!
uahauhaUHAUAHUAHAUHAUH!!!!!!
lmao!!
@Linkinparkfan33 its the halo ring that you fight on during halo 2
ROAD KILL.......
No after that
its awesome
@Linkinparkfan33 I think he means Installation 04 (II). And Icerokou, Johnson is dead, remember? He got blasted by 343 Guilty Spark in the new Halo's Cntrol Room.
ohhhhh ohh ohohoh road kill XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDX
Check out a book. Lol!
if johnson died once why cant he come back again in 4
@supersniperjimmy he's not dead..he's just kicking angel's asses at heaven...or kicking demons in their nuts at hell, IDK
Damn this is some Funny Ass Shit
@Linkinparkfan33
that would be "Installation 05" the ring from halo 2
ya know what if Johnson was in halo 4 I whould'nt even care if it did'nt make sense it would be awsome!
he took commander palmer to the library
@Icerokou he died by 343 guilty spark..
Heehee xD
I
So much love.
ohh dude, i cant stop laughing for more than 10mnt after i saw this video
so damn funny
that sounded like master chief at 1:53
no probally a prank
Last guy was fucking amazing! xD
Lincoln Osiris will play him in Halo 4.
@Linkinparkfan33 I guess he means "Delta Halo"...
@TheROFLcopter66 For sure,
SAI WAHWT?!
Tim Allen VS George Lopez
@Linkinparkfan33 its halo 1 ring
@Linkinparkfan33 He meant you should read "First Strike".
@Linkinparkfan33 i read the flood and it is the first halo game in book form
@Linkinparkfan33 I think he meant the Second Halo.