Green Eggs and Ham narrated by the Reverend Jesse Jackson

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  • Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
  • 10 years before Samuel Jackson read, "Go the Fuck to Sleep", the Reverand Jesse Jackson read, "Green Eggs and Ham" by Dr. Seuss for SNL. I have edited it to read like a children's book in the same way I read stories to kids on video for DadsDecoded.com.

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  • @markdavis1358
    @markdavis1358 Рік тому +28

    That's a poker face to be reckoned with. Brilliant.

  • @tranurse
    @tranurse 2 роки тому +24

    I was in college, and was slightly stoned when this came on. I thought I was going to rupture something I was laughing so hard.

    • @fawkeeenset
      @fawkeeenset Рік тому +1

      Being stoned in the 90s was always so risky too hahaha

  • @jonnaosborne1832
    @jonnaosborne1832 4 роки тому +43

    It's that preacher cadence. This is so good.

    • @jaelahd
      @jaelahd Рік тому +2

      Yes!

    • @Delmarvellous
      @Delmarvellous 11 місяців тому

      And he was just starting to get wound up there. I wonder how his finish was. It must’ve sounded like fire and brimstone.

  • @jeffreyriley8742
    @jeffreyriley8742 10 років тому +72

    His serious deadpan makes it. Hilarious.

  • @joeanneshmoo811
    @joeanneshmoo811 7 років тому +47

    This is actually more the real Jesse Jackson. I've known him my entire life as he is a friend of my Dad. He is actually quite funny. (They know each other because he met him by chance and he thanked my Dad who was one of the first white business owners to name a black person as a Vice President of his company someone Jesse recommended and was with my Dad and his company for 40 plus years until he sold it)

    • @TDOLLA
      @TDOLLA 2 роки тому

      lol, your dad was *one of the first white guys to accept Jessie Jackson shaking him down*, I’m sure it was mutually beneficial for both of them. I have no doubt Jesse Jackson is a funny and personable guy, he just spun the fact he was in a picture with MLK Jr. into an entire career as a shakedown artist and fake activist. He even came to the town I am from and brought in busloads of demonstrators from out of town to stir up a small situation into national news lol. He bullied his way into some very lucrative positions for himself and many of his friends and cohorts… not through hard work but through shakedowns and threats

  • @TheRichFather
    @TheRichFather 4 роки тому +44

    What was great about this skit was that absolutely nobody in that studio even knew Jesse Jackson was there outside of Kevin Nealon who anchored Weekend Update and Lorne Michaels. It was a great surprise to everyone and completely unscripted. Jesse just absolutely nailed that reading.

    • @kareneverman9256
      @kareneverman9256 3 роки тому +5

      I was watching SNL when he did this and yes it was a total surprise and totally hilarious.

    • @solracer66
      @solracer66 3 роки тому +2

      I seem to recall it was much longer than this small clip and as it went on it got both more stirring and more funny!

    • @Oleoay
      @Oleoay Рік тому +1

      @@kareneverman9256 Also in this episode is Michael Jordan on the Stuart Smalley show and the Happy Funball skit.

    • @alen7480
      @alen7480 Рік тому +2

      @@solracer66 Yes! I thought he read the part where he indeed ate the green eggs and ham and basically repeated everything, but him actually willing to eat it with everything he said he wouldn't eat it alongside. I still remember this moment so much. I always loved Jesse Jackson, he always was both calm, funny, eloquent with a charisma that just got you. I always wondered how he didn't win the presidency to be honest.

  • @MOSESI
    @MOSESI 2 роки тому +19

    I know this post is old, but it's actually sweeter than you think. He did this the week Dr Seuss died in tribute, and he did it as serious as possible, and it was HILLARIOUS, and the audience loved it and it was HILLARIOUS, and we all know Seuss would have loved it even more. He only breaks one little smile during the whole thing, it's a strangely powerful moment that can make us all laugh.

  • @Bethintx1
    @Bethintx1 13 років тому +49

    Whether or not you like his politics, this is funny!

    • @MrCeora
      @MrCeora 3 роки тому +4

      I love his politics, and his intellect. And yes, it is funny.

  • @justaloe
    @justaloe 4 роки тому +10

    Jesse was actually hilarious on SNL. I had forgotten how funny he was

  • @slittlejohnjr
    @slittlejohnjr 9 років тому +60

    I remember seeing this live on tv. I laughed my head off...lol.

    • @tranurse
      @tranurse 4 роки тому +3

      Samuel Littlejohn Jr. same here. I was in college, and we might have been chemically enhanced..... I swear I thought was I was going to rupture something from laughing so hard

    • @BobC59
      @BobC59 4 роки тому +3

      Samuel Littlejohn Jr. Me too! I was on the floor, surprised and laughing! Still amazed he did it- I mean, hell, it was a parody of himself as a speaker really. Oh the days when snl had a fun and adventurous sense of humor!

    • @cliftonrouse9400
      @cliftonrouse9400 3 роки тому

      He was either really reading Green Eggs and Ham, or Steam Vegs and Spam! Or something close to it, because you can catch his mouth almost forming the words. Check out Martin's TV show. He reads Cole and Tommy a bedtime story.

    • @allisonholmesmusic97
      @allisonholmesmusic97 3 роки тому +1

      Me too! I was watching with my mom and she didn’t believe me that it was actually Jesse Jackson. 30 years later I still get tears in my eyes from laughter

  • @donatist59
    @donatist59 4 роки тому +19

    This is as priceless today as the day I saw it live. Never was a Jesse Jackson fan, but give him enormous credit for being willing to do this.

    • @skolander
      @skolander  3 роки тому +1

      Agreed!!

    • @crystalvegansmith5728
      @crystalvegansmith5728 3 роки тому +4

      I wonder why you wasn’t a Jesse Jackson fan........

    • @donatist59
      @donatist59 3 роки тому +5

      @@crystalvegansmith5728 He was too much of a self-promoter -- my wife worked at a plant that went on strike and he went to give a speech there for the striking workers but charged them $25,000 for the speech. Plus his willingness to overlook offenses committed by his supporters made him look like a hypocrite.

    • @imadawg2833
      @imadawg2833 2 роки тому

      @@donatist59 how politicians are tbh

    • @Delmarvellous
      @Delmarvellous 11 місяців тому

      Wow. Where did you get that info?

  • @markricks
    @markricks 5 років тому +12

    This is still a stone cold classic. Thanks, @skolander
    for editing and sharing.

  • @thomasprevity6251
    @thomasprevity6251 3 роки тому +4

    I saw this live on TV (Saturday Night Live). This is hilarious 😆. LMAO 😆!

  • @shadephyre
    @shadephyre 3 роки тому +5

    I love how he's trying to not laugh 😅 even the most stoic and iconic of people who have shaped the world know that laughter, and a bit of great fun in light of one's self, is so important!

  • @ShawnaGraham50
    @ShawnaGraham50 5 років тому +4

    Never been read better

  • @Rocky_Intertidal
    @Rocky_Intertidal 6 років тому +9

    One of the most profound speeches of the twentieth century.

    • @Delmarvellous
      @Delmarvellous 11 місяців тому

      YES! SOmeone oughta buy TV time to air this so we all can stop taking ourselves so damn seriously!

  • @rebeccagozion1983
    @rebeccagozion1983 7 років тому +6

    love love love.
    "keep hope alive"
    ~~the reverend jesse jackson

  • @ka7znm
    @ka7znm 29 днів тому

    I cite this as one of two of the funniest moments on television, the other was also on SNL from that era... both moments were performed by non-comedians... the other one was Shatner. I do not place one before the other... both were roll on the ground kicking and scream-laughing funny. Priceless. Jackson's dead-pan here made him look as professional as any of the regular cast.

  • @kareneverman9256
    @kareneverman9256 Місяць тому

    ONG, I remember watching this episode and when this came on it was unreal.

  • @ChicagoIrishman
    @ChicagoIrishman 5 років тому +1

    This has been read by Presidents, Nobel winners, celebrities....but this is The Greatest reading of Green Eggs. Not. Even. Close.

  • @dnx112
    @dnx112 3 роки тому +2

    Ole jessie at his finest.

  • @nocynic
    @nocynic 9 років тому +53

    Ah...back when SNL was actually funny! How I miss it.

  • @spaceflight1019
    @spaceflight1019 3 роки тому +3

    Drop the mike here...

  • @BENJ1969
    @BENJ1969 6 місяців тому

    Like him or not, Jesse was something to behold.

  • @ploopybear
    @ploopybear 5 років тому +3

    >takes his glasses off
    *Oh shit this is getting serious*

  • @mauricegodfrey6408
    @mauricegodfrey6408 6 років тому +5

    I loooove this by Jessie Jackson too funny.

  • @veloboy
    @veloboy 4 роки тому +4

    This is supposed to be a dialog. I want to hear Travolta and Samuel L. reading this.

  • @cricket8646
    @cricket8646 3 роки тому +3

    This is FUCKING HILARIOUS !!!! This shows that JJ really does have a great sense of humor !!

  • @falt007
    @falt007 5 років тому +4

    Preach it!!

  • @JL-fx5cm
    @JL-fx5cm 2 роки тому +1

    Old but gold.

  • @spjfrat
    @spjfrat 9 місяців тому +1

    Now I’m inspired. Even I will try.

  • @TheStapleGunKid
    @TheStapleGunKid 4 роки тому +1

    This is the most serious moment of Jesse Jackson's life.

  • @plankton199
    @plankton199 3 роки тому +3

    how could this be racist if Rev. Jesse Jackson approved of it?

  • @richardwilcoxen8863
    @richardwilcoxen8863 2 місяці тому

    This is what happens when you introduce a hard boiled egg to a five year old child for the first time....

  • @stevebruce7206
    @stevebruce7206 Рік тому +1

    After viewing a video about "PDA: Pathological Demand Aversion", I thought I'd look this up. It's too bad half of the skit is missing. I would really like to have seen the entire thing. If you have a copy of the full monologue on VHS or something, please please please upload it let nothing stop you. Go to any lengths!

  • @AtomicPunk23
    @AtomicPunk23 7 місяців тому

    I thought this was such a tremendously funny and touching way to salute Dr Seuss after his death.

  • @gotham23us
    @gotham23us 7 років тому +19

    You ruined the opening joke by cutting off "Rather than read from 1st and 2nd Samuel..."

    • @KutWrite
      @KutWrite 5 років тому +2

      and by cutting off the end.

    • @lJUSTwanaCOMMENT
      @lJUSTwanaCOMMENT 4 роки тому +4

      Everyone always cuts the best parts...but why?
      The Reverend Jesse Jackson: The question is moot

  • @Kokyiintx
    @Kokyiintx Рік тому

    In my failed memory he smacked the table and said, "I WILL NOT EAT THEM, SAM-I-AM

  • @waynemuldrow4066
    @waynemuldrow4066 3 роки тому +2

    I remember this back in 1984....

  • @sgshumblecrumb6046
    @sgshumblecrumb6046 6 місяців тому +1

    " I do not like them any-hwhere."

  • @littleloiee
    @littleloiee 9 років тому +4

    This is the best!!!!!

  • @janflower4068
    @janflower4068 2 роки тому +1

    People getting a little mad when I tell the truth this is one of the reasons I voted for him

  • @salaam1st
    @salaam1st 6 років тому +2

    Wish they had the whole clip it's pretty funny

  • @alanmorris7669
    @alanmorris7669 6 місяців тому +1

    I never saw this one.

  • @bobzelley5100
    @bobzelley5100 6 місяців тому +1

    Measured speech

  • @mdyewhea
    @mdyewhea 9 років тому +3

    This was the first book I ever read-at age five, I think. I really remember that moment.
    I also remember seeing the skit-brilliant! (I was b. 1964)
    I just found out my niece is having a baby boy-she is like my little sister, so I am doubly delighted.
    Oh, the places we will go!

  • @matthewlorono
    @matthewlorono 4 роки тому +1

    Can't seem to find the non-bootleg of this with the whole skit.

  • @robertpolityka8464
    @robertpolityka8464 6 років тому +2

    I agree with Jesse.

  • @lexsworld666
    @lexsworld666 3 місяці тому

    Remember the video with that audio which got deleted.

  • @jrarnold1883
    @jrarnold1883 Рік тому

    It might service him more to include the entire dialog.

  • @gregsurrell598
    @gregsurrell598 3 роки тому +4

    Didn’t he read the full story? So where’s the rest of it?

    • @mdteletom1288
      @mdteletom1288 3 роки тому +1

      He did. I think the full version is out here somewhere but it's definitely not as clear as this video.

  • @mikeberry2332
    @mikeberry2332 9 місяців тому

    Just ... Awesome!

  • @ruppertale3319
    @ruppertale3319 3 роки тому +1

    I wish they hadn't ruined it by adding pictures from the book. I'd prefer the original.

  • @tenpiloto
    @tenpiloto 3 роки тому +2

    Wow. Let's cancel Dr. Seuss?????

  • @selvycapers6648
    @selvycapers6648 3 роки тому +2

    This is a classic! 🤣😅🤣

  • @mikekrier1465
    @mikekrier1465 4 роки тому +2

    Does anyone know where I can get the original version instead of this modified one with the cuts to the book's pages? This sucks.

  • @joshs6500
    @joshs6500 5 років тому +7

    I remember seeing this when it originally aired. I'm guessing it was 1994, right? Nonetheless, I saw it when it originally aired.

    • @jamiestever4795
      @jamiestever4795 5 років тому

      i saw this in high school and i graduated in 86 i think it was 82

    • @RaquelSantos-hj1mq
      @RaquelSantos-hj1mq 4 роки тому

      I thought it was 2000/2001 time frame.

    • @MrDuds1984
      @MrDuds1984 3 роки тому

      @@RaquelSantos-hj1mq this was in 1991 right after Theodore Seuss passed away

    • @kcbh24
      @kcbh24 3 роки тому

      @@jamiestever4795 you're only off by 10 years

  • @latonyagodfrey5350
    @latonyagodfrey5350 9 років тому +1

    truly funny by Jesse Jackson

  • @DougMcDave
    @DougMcDave 3 роки тому

    This proves Dr. Seuss is not racist.

  • @washingtonfootballfanwgil8392
    @washingtonfootballfanwgil8392 4 роки тому

    Feels just like church.
    Wish they would put up his other skit: The Answer Is Moot.

    • @douglaslowe5
      @douglaslowe5 3 роки тому

      I can't find that online but it was a hilarious game show parody he did when hosting SNL in 84(?). Still remember it.

  • @gvrpresentsbearwilliams
    @gvrpresentsbearwilliams 6 місяців тому

    Classic!

  • @hanssjoberg9230
    @hanssjoberg9230 7 років тому +1

    Jess should dress as Starbuck on Battlestar Gallactica.

    • @markricks
      @markricks 5 років тому

      I just cackled at my desk. LOL

  • @swami1
    @swami1 Рік тому +1

    I despise the guy and everything he stands for but he did a great job on that show.

  • @tubewatcher38
    @tubewatcher38 9 років тому +7

    Classic. Didn't he go to the end though?

    • @tjdinvt
      @tjdinvt 8 років тому +1

      +tubewatcher38 He did - this is incomplete

    • @tubewatcher38
      @tubewatcher38 8 років тому

      tjdinvt Tx thought so.

  • @joeyford926
    @joeyford926 3 роки тому +1

    Lol

  • @breakfastclubfan9654
    @breakfastclubfan9654 4 роки тому

    It's spelled "reverend", but still...epic.

  • @soundautomatic1
    @soundautomatic1 8 років тому

    I remember this so well. effin epic

  • @robynsegg
    @robynsegg 4 роки тому

    LEGEND!!!

  • @jamaalcurry8990
    @jamaalcurry8990 4 роки тому +1

    Comedy gold

  • @Delmarvellous
    @Delmarvellous 11 місяців тому

    Is this an excerpt? Did he read more? I bet Dr. Seuss, a subversive at heart, probably loved this.

  • @briantravolta
    @briantravolta 3 роки тому +1

    Nice!

  • @lucindasexton4303
    @lucindasexton4303 3 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mowingtrimmingedging214
    @mowingtrimmingedging214 3 роки тому +3

    Apparently Dr Suess used to be ok by democrats........🤣

  • @Conflict_Boardgaming
    @Conflict_Boardgaming 4 роки тому

    FUCKEN HILARIOUS!!

  • @mt.shasta9127
    @mt.shasta9127 10 років тому

    The point of the story is the end. Its a children's mentality story. Now adult.

  • @kevinballenger1211
    @kevinballenger1211 Рік тому

    Why Does He Sound Like Dr. King? 😂😂😂

    • @hfjjor3681
      @hfjjor3681 3 місяці тому +1

      Because he’s a black preacher, just as Dr. King was.

    • @kevinballenger1211
      @kevinballenger1211 3 місяці тому

      @@hfjjor3681 😆😆😆

  • @delltellapharoah2378
    @delltellapharoah2378 Рік тому

    I REMEMBER THIS SKIT, MAN I FELL OUT
    I BELIEVE SPIKE LEE WAS ON THAT NIGHT TOO

  • @jerryleal7341
    @jerryleal7341 9 років тому

    Think about it, when authority figures read similar children's stories in a campus setting, the audience listening and comprehension of book contents should be more evident over the laughter to the peculiarities.

  • @barbarabea777
    @barbarabea777 3 роки тому

    Nobody told him

  • @paulsexton8141
    @paulsexton8141 10 років тому

    That is as funny now as it was in the 80's

  • @davidreames8752
    @davidreames8752 10 днів тому

    I think this was after he didn't secure the nomination. He just should had made a bad Jewish joke at the end of this since that is why he didn't win in the primaries.

  • @gybx4094
    @gybx4094 7 років тому +7

    The only time I've ever agreed with Rev. Jesse Jackson. I do not like green eggs and ham.

  • @eugenea.buckleyjr.7988
    @eugenea.buckleyjr.7988 6 років тому

    Campaign Speeches that failed

  • @rudycampilii1621
    @rudycampilii1621 3 роки тому +8

    The most coherent speech this grifter ever spoke. Jesse is woke! /s

    • @edlawn5481
      @edlawn5481 3 роки тому +1

      And now they are cancelling Dr. Seuss

  • @barbarabea777
    @barbarabea777 3 роки тому

    Is you tube going to block this? other people will find out the truth if they do not............

  • @MrCeora
    @MrCeora 3 роки тому +1

    This was years before Ted Cruz's useless filibuster.

  • @DestinyMaatHotepDaniels
    @DestinyMaatHotepDaniels 6 років тому +1

    😂😂😂

  • @carolcarey4052
    @carolcarey4052 7 років тому +1

    Too bad the Left ruined this book by claiming Seuss is a racist.

    • @RavenShadows
      @RavenShadows 6 років тому

      Carol Carey Seuss did draw racist propaganda as part of the WWII war movement, but later turned away from such positions in Horton Hears a Who and The Sneetches. He should be celebrated as a realistic figure of tolerance rather than demonized as a racist.
      Don't buy into left and right propaganda. The whole picture is more interesting than either side would have it believe.

  • @lonnieo4676
    @lonnieo4676 5 років тому

    take that AOC!!!

  • @rebeccagozion1983
    @rebeccagozion1983 7 років тому +1

    its REVEREND jesse jackson.

  • @sokielee3761
    @sokielee3761 3 роки тому

    racism towards green eggs!

  • @justaman-km1hl
    @justaman-km1hl 7 років тому

    sad

  • @RubeeRoja
    @RubeeRoja 13 років тому

    the laugh track?

  • @BigMikeatChicago1
    @BigMikeatChicago1 11 років тому

    You must know it is true or you wouldn't be all pissed off and upset. Sorry to hurt your feelings with the truth.

  • @justaman-km1hl
    @justaman-km1hl 3 роки тому +1

    Dr Seuss and rascism lol

  • @russellrogers3650
    @russellrogers3650 11 років тому

    Holy crap! This is a video about "Green Eggs and Ham" by Dr. Seuss. It's funny! Or at least is was before you began raving here. Get some perspective! Figure out when your rants are appropriate or disturbingly off-topic and annoying. Do you greet your wife in the morning with, "This cereal looks delicious,Honey, and Hitler not only murdered Jews, but Gypsies and Homosexuals too!"