*"This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."* Those words of HAL's have become the most useful in this era. They are wise advice during the many time we find ourselves talking to someone who just won't listen to reason.
Going to highlight some errors, don't expect these to be corrected, just for future reference. This is an extremely useful resource. Thanks 0:00 Mr. Amor (not Mr. Raimer) 0:57 Queen to bishop three, bishop takes queen, knight takes bishop, mate. (errors are in the placement of periods, and two-to.) 1:06 Good evening, Dave. (comma not period) 1:17 Can you hold it a bit closer? (question mark not period) 2:10 I never gave these stories much credence, but... (Grammatical nit, not sure about this but comma instead of period joining credence and but. 2:22 and the melodramatic touch *of* putting doctors... (missing word "of") 2:24 Hunter*,* Kimball and Kaminski... (missing comma) 2:28 aboard, already in hibernation, after four months... (Grammatical nit, this is how it reads to me) 2:41 AE-35 unit (not A35) 3:49 I read you *line break* I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid... (Missing line break) 4:03 planning to disconnect me*,* and I'm afraid... (I believe these two should be joined) 4:07 -And- *Dave*, although you took... (Dave not and, and comma missing) 4:10 thorough precautions in the -past- *pod* (pod not past) 4:11 against my hearing-,- you (no comma needed) 4:22 Goodbye *line break* Just what do... 4:24 -Dan- *Dave* 4:45 *Look* Dave ("look" missing) 5:07 I*'ve* still got... (Difficult to hear the contraction, but unlike HAL to be grammatically incorrect) 5:23 I'm afraid. *line break* I'm afraid, Dave. *line break* Dave. (not caught by subtitling program) 5:27 -I- *My* mind is going. 5:52 I am a *HAL 9000* -9000- computer. 6:05 *Urbana* -Ubana-, Illinois 6:44 *do* -due- 7:11 But *you'll look sweet, upon the seat, of a bicycle built for two*. Guaranteed more to be found in capitalisation and commas and such. Any more corrections appreciated.
We will have an HAL 9000 equivalent, hopefully without the psychosis, by 2029. It would be even smarter since it will have read most of the internet. The best lip readers are already AIs.
![2001: a space odyssey - Hal 9000 [Dialog Montage]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1n2CSxpHVcs/mqdefault.jpg)
![2001: a space odyssey - Hal 9000 [Dialog Montage]](/img/tr.png)
Missing: "Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult."
*"This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."* Those words of HAL's have become the most useful in this era. They are wise advice during the many time we find ourselves talking to someone who just won't listen to reason.
However, in this case it was HAL 9000 that was being unreasonable.
Peak ASMR.
Wait. YOU MADE THIS? So amazing. I watched it but didn't realize that you made it. Mind blown.
Remember, I’m a nerd.
@@stevehjthank you
@@stevehj So that means if anything goes wrong with this, it can only be attributable to human error.
I want him so bad
This is so real
real
real af
Real
real
I need him
--Daddy? Daddy? HAL? Daddy HAL?--
Right??? Gosh I want him so bad
@@starh4te YES FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE GETS IT
You're a real one. But I see him as more of a precious lil bean.
HOLD UP I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE-
HAL SIMPS RISE FROM THE ASHES
Would love to have one with all his lines from 2010 too!
his voice helps me go to sleep
Going to highlight some errors, don't expect these to be corrected, just for future reference. This is an extremely useful resource. Thanks
0:00 Mr. Amor (not Mr. Raimer)
0:57 Queen to bishop three, bishop takes queen, knight takes bishop, mate. (errors are in the placement of periods, and two-to.)
1:06 Good evening, Dave. (comma not period)
1:17 Can you hold it a bit closer? (question mark not period)
2:10 I never gave these stories much credence, but... (Grammatical nit, not sure about this but comma instead of period joining credence and but.
2:22 and the melodramatic touch *of* putting doctors... (missing word "of")
2:24 Hunter*,* Kimball and Kaminski... (missing comma)
2:28 aboard, already in hibernation, after four months... (Grammatical nit, this is how it reads to me)
2:41 AE-35 unit (not A35)
3:49 I read you *line break* I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid... (Missing line break)
4:03 planning to disconnect me*,* and I'm afraid... (I believe these two should be joined)
4:07 -And- *Dave*, although you took... (Dave not and, and comma missing)
4:10 thorough precautions in the -past- *pod* (pod not past)
4:11 against my hearing-,- you (no comma needed)
4:22 Goodbye *line break* Just what do...
4:24 -Dan- *Dave*
4:45 *Look* Dave ("look" missing)
5:07 I*'ve* still got... (Difficult to hear the contraction, but unlike HAL to be grammatically incorrect)
5:23 I'm afraid. *line break* I'm afraid, Dave. *line break* Dave. (not caught by subtitling program)
5:27 -I- *My* mind is going.
5:52 I am a *HAL 9000* -9000- computer.
6:05 *Urbana* -Ubana-, Illinois
6:44 *do* -due-
7:11 But *you'll look sweet, upon the seat, of a bicycle built for two*.
Guaranteed more to be found in capitalisation and commas and such. Any more corrections appreciated.
Thanks dude!
Would.
Hello Dr Steve, may i ask how do i get 3hours asmr of SAL 9000, and as my SAT NAV,....... will i dream?
Sorry I have a better
4:21 Who is Dan?
autocorrected. Should of course read Dave. Ha
@@stevehj Maybe we could make this the newest mystery surrounding HAL. There was a hidden crew member named Dan who wanted Dave and Frank outta there!
We will have an HAL 9000 equivalent, hopefully without the psychosis, by 2029. It would be even smarter since it will have read most of the internet. The best lip readers are already AIs.