I like the twist of the original "Six new reasons to hide" to scare the viewer, being turned in to "six new reasons to continue living" which sums up every fan's motivation to survive in this dark and cruel world and save up our pocket money to collect these toys for every year in the franchise.
Holy Mata Nui. I was not expecting my comment to get over a thousand likes. Had I known sooner I would have made sure my grammar was better. Glad to know my voice was heard in the Bionicle community by so many. Thanks everyone.
We were all young and impressionate enough to just roll with it. Frankly, probably still am, the Bohrok were a literal swarm, figure having multiple worked out.
“6 new reasons to continue living” I completely agree, they may have been exactly the same build as the bohrok, but that’s because you can’t improve perfection. Who wouldn’t want more robotic rolly polies
This was the first Bionicle commercial I ever saw back when I was a kid. I was staying at my grandparents house, and got so hyped seeing the sets I immediately talked my grandma into taking me to the store and buying me Galok Kal. Third Bionicle I ever owned, good times.
"Ancient legends tell of a filthy burrow deep in the Earth, where you'll find a nest of buggers that'll make you _shit_ your *_balls."_* Off to a rolling good start.
The soaring emotional heights I attained when he said "Bionicle is BACK, you meatheads" and then the crippling depth of despair when I realized what this actually was. How I long to hear those words from the actual human owner of the voice.
Okay real talk, do we… do we know anything about Tony Wedgewood? Info about the guy seems really hard to find, there’s like one picture of him. It’s odd. I hope somehow he knows how much this community loves him.
My first psychologist had two of these when I was little, I have the same two now, bought them because of this channel making me feel nostalgic. Thank you 😊for
ESSENGER + BIONICLE = umm, awesome Ads?!?! I still can’t get over the fact that one of my favourite musical artists spends half his time doing the equivalent of UA-cam Poops focused entirely on one of my favourite toys as a kid. In this Empire Of Steel, the Plague Doctor of all Bionicle fans, and the man after my own heart, keep being a master of Plagueis, Darth Tenebrous.
I feel like the unsung hero of this is the patience that mustve gone into the cadence and using the footage and narration to emphasize eachother. "shit your BALLS as the bohrok kal pecks a rock loose. "crack open a can of pure BASTARDRY" as it lands with an earthshaking thud "fuck it, we BALL" as the toy lands on the table perfectly. Fucking legendary.
I know a lot of you will already know this, but for those who don't, the VA for the Bionicle commercials was Tony Wedgwood. Its no big deal, these video are funny, but it feels right to credit him.
"Fuck it, we ball" God damn that's good XD It's great to see that you're making content again, even if I'm over a week late. Hope you had a good Christmas.
Man if these were the ads running back in the day then everyone I know would have a full collection of Bionicles LEGO need to get you in their marketing department
I have the black, red and white Bohrok-kal, with Tahnok-kal being one of my oldest Bionicle sets period from when I was only a child. I'm trying to get the other half to complete my collection, but -kal and Krana-kal ain't easy to find. Someday though, I'll get them all. And then I'll make a rolling course for them all.....
Anything that has the Bohrok-Kal related will bring me a smile on the face. And to see Essenger making these cursed Ads bring me so much joy. Thank you for keeping the Spirit of Mata Nui alive.
You know it's funny how cool these were to me. I had all 6 borock and all 6 kal. That means I had 12 ALMOST IDENTICAL PALLET SWAPPED LEGO SETS. but dang they were so cool.
I'm so sad I chewed up those shields as a kid. Nobody told me using my teeth on lego was a bad idea, and it was the only way I knew to get the hard to take apart bits out XD When it comes back again one day I'll raise my kids right and teach them how not to damage their pieces X)
Everyone is talking about “Fuck it, we ball,” but has anyone mentioned how Lehvak-Kal’s STOMP matches up with BASTARDERY? Because it’s really something else.
Fuck it, 20 years later or so and I've just been on eBay and bought the missing Bionicle from my childhood collection... Takanuva,Tahu Toa Nuva, and the Lehvak Bohrok-Kal.
If G3 ever gets announced, I want them to announce it with “BIONICLE IS BACK, YOU MEATHEADS!”
The only way to reannounce a beloved theme
it worked for toonami
G2 was bad
@@prussian7015 nah it was good
I hope they release Gen 3 as Gen 1 cont.
I want the original world and all the original lore n shit y'know.
I like the twist of the original "Six new reasons to hide" to scare the viewer, being turned in to "six new reasons to continue living" which sums up every fan's motivation to survive in this dark and cruel world and save up our pocket money to collect these toys for every year in the franchise.
Eloquently put, Bionicle Brother.
In even in debt i still serve
Holy Mata Nui. I was not expecting my comment to get over a thousand likes. Had I known sooner I would have made sure my grammar was better. Glad to know my voice was heard in the Bionicle community by so many. Thanks everyone.
"fuck it we ball" hits so hard 😆
So hard you hit 420 likes in 810NICLE Day
I was on the fence with this one but the "Fuck it, we ball" sold it.
So true
Balls sold separately
BIONICLE 2002: (releases a villain wave that's just six identical recolors of the same chicken ball)
BIONICLE 2003: "I'll fuckin' do it again!"
Okay, but they have a different brain parasite this time!
And we loved it! And it saved Lego from disappearing! So, yeah, all hail the Bohrok, most perfect of Bionicle.
They came with some sick DVD-roms that included wallpapers of all 6 Toa Nuva for each respective Koro-colored Bohrok-Kal, plus videos!
@@Destroyah5000 I think I've still got my Pahrak-Kal and Nuvohk-Kal disks lying around somewhere!
We were all young and impressionate enough to just roll with it. Frankly, probably still am, the Bohrok were a literal swarm, figure having multiple worked out.
the bass impact on the "fuck it, we BALL" is the seventh reason to live
i knew it was missing something before i uploaded and that was 100% it
“6 new reasons to continue living”
I completely agree, they may have been exactly the same build as the bohrok, but that’s because you can’t improve perfection. Who wouldn’t want more robotic rolly polies
the bohrok are the crabs of the bionicle franchise: the pinnacle of evolution. reject pre-fab torsos, return to B A L L
@@Joel-cc6hx it must be clean
For the orb is eternal
"F*** it. We ball." 🗿
"Fuck it we ball" absolutely LEGENDARY closer
The absolute power in "Fuck it, we ball."
This was the first Bionicle commercial I ever saw back when I was a kid. I was staying at my grandparents house, and got so hyped seeing the sets I immediately talked my grandma into taking me to the store and buying me Galok Kal. Third Bionicle I ever owned, good times.
“Six new reasons to continue living” has me rolling
"Ancient legends tell of a filthy burrow deep in the Earth, where you'll find a nest of buggers that'll make you _shit_ your *_balls."_*
Off to a rolling good start.
Essenger to market G3 all on their own with how amazing these ad remakes are
These things have been haunting my dreams occasionally and every time I wake up, I find I’m without a handful of fresh unopened ball bugs
I'm so happy Bionicle is still alive and kicking
The "Fuck it, we ball" line absolutely sold it!
I just knew there was gonna be a "BOLLOCK" joke here... thanks Caddy lol
What makes this incredibly hilarious is how LOADED the words "BALLS" "BASTARDRY" and "we BALL" are
That "f-it we BALL" at the end shook me so hard it ended a round of constipation faster than exlax ever has.
“Fuck it. We ball” had me… rolling.
“Fuck it, we ball.” Damn straight we do
When he said "Fuck It, We Ball" I felt that
You never cease to send me into hysterical laughter with these! Good job!
You bring joy to even the most destitute dopamine receptors
The soaring emotional heights I attained when he said "Bionicle is BACK, you meatheads" and then the crippling depth of despair when I realized what this actually was. How I long to hear those words from the actual human owner of the voice.
Okay real talk, do we… do we know anything about Tony Wedgewood? Info about the guy seems really hard to find, there’s like one picture of him. It’s odd. I hope somehow he knows how much this community loves him.
"I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick" - the Bohrok-Kal, probably
“Six new reasons to continue living” had me rolling like one of them.
Every line spoken here makes this a top tier commercial!
god the man doesn't miss
they made the perfect toy
@@essengerbionicle BALL
it's just as badass as i remember
These just keep getting better and better
My first psychologist had two of these when I was little, I have the same two now, bought them because of this channel making me feel nostalgic. Thank you 😊for
Once enough time has passed, I'll tell the youngsters out there that this WAS the original commercial I watched growing up.
I'm stealing "Hold onto your bollocks"
The Bohrok-Kal were the first Bionicle figures I got when they were new, I still have them now 20 years later and I love them.
ESSENGER + BIONICLE = umm, awesome Ads?!?!
I still can’t get over the fact that one of my favourite musical artists spends half his time doing the equivalent of UA-cam Poops focused entirely on one of my favourite toys as a kid.
In this Empire Of Steel, the Plague Doctor of all Bionicle fans, and the man after my own heart, keep being a master of Plagueis, Darth Tenebrous.
“Shit your balls” is crazy 😂
This made my night I’m going to bed a happy man. I miss Bionicle
I feel like the unsung hero of this is the patience that mustve gone into the cadence and using the footage and narration to emphasize eachother.
"shit your BALLS as the bohrok kal pecks a rock loose.
"crack open a can of pure BASTARDRY" as it lands with an earthshaking thud
"fuck it, we BALL" as the toy lands on the table perfectly.
Fucking legendary.
This never disappoints! LMAO
I’ve missed so much bionicle content over the last few months, and I believe I missed a memo of sorts in comedic evolution
I know a lot of you will already know this, but for those who don't, the VA for the Bionicle commercials was Tony Wedgwood. Its no big deal, these video are funny, but it feels right to credit him.
Cigars and B I O N I C L E S, a winning combination
"Fuck it, we ball" God damn that's good XD
It's great to see that you're making content again, even if I'm over a week late. Hope you had a good Christmas.
Man if these were the ads running back in the day then everyone I know would have a full collection of Bionicles
LEGO need to get you in their marketing department
*"Fuck it, we ball."*
I literally just explained the Bohrok to my girlfriend minutes before watching this. We just finished playing MNOG
_Each ball dropped separately_
They definitely ball, even in eternal space tourism.
Closing it with "Fuck it, we *_Ball_* " I can't! XD
I can't even breathe this is so great!!
"6 new reasons to continue living."
Now how did you know I was looking for that exact thing?
"shit your balls" has so much depth here, but all it made me do was lmao my ass off
I will never, ever get tired of your parody commercials
honestly like the 1st version with the individual kal shorts at the end
Pure-bastardry is going in my vocabulary.
0:22 new Rollie Polly’s from bionicle fuck it we ballin!
They're so cute! ❤
borok = brain operated mechs that roll harder that every dark sould player combined
Don’t care if they are just Bohrok skins, they looked awesome. And were pretty sassy in the books. And had the craziest deaths. Yeah, I like the Kal
It feels like an actual Bionicle ad. 😂
The Bohrok Kal helped me learn to love again
The Bohrok were the perfect toys. They were so perfect, they released six identical sets. Twice.
I have the black, red and white Bohrok-kal, with Tahnok-kal being one of my oldest Bionicle sets period from when I was only a child. I'm trying to get the other half to complete my collection, but -kal and Krana-kal ain't easy to find. Someday though, I'll get them all. And then I'll make a rolling course for them all.....
Anything that has the Bohrok-Kal related will bring me a smile on the face.
And to see Essenger making these cursed Ads bring me so much joy.
Thank you for keeping the Spirit of Mata Nui alive.
Ah Bionicles, great childhood. I remember collecting them from McDonald's.
You know it's funny how cool these were to me. I had all 6 borock and all 6 kal. That means I had 12 ALMOST IDENTICAL PALLET SWAPPED LEGO SETS. but dang they were so cool.
one of your best ones yet ngl
I'm so sad I chewed up those shields as a kid. Nobody told me using my teeth on lego was a bad idea, and it was the only way I knew to get the hard to take apart bits out XD
When it comes back again one day I'll raise my kids right and teach them how not to damage their pieces X)
every time i think he can't possibly sound more venomous than the last video, i am proved wrong
Each Ball balled separately.
These guys were my favorite
I really love your videos like this! They cheer me up tremendously!
These were the only bionicles that I actually liked as a kid
"Meathead' i love it 😂😂😂
Thanks for making these. Another reason to keep living! we ball.
“F**K It we BALL”
This is too good
“Buggers that’ll make you shit your balls.” What? 😂
Everyone is talking about “Fuck it, we ball,” but has anyone mentioned how Lehvak-Kal’s STOMP matches up with BASTARDERY? Because it’s really something else.
God I miss these little guys I lost them so long ago :'(
Fuck it, 20 years later or so and I've just been on eBay and bought the missing Bionicle from my childhood collection... Takanuva,Tahu Toa Nuva, and the Lehvak Bohrok-Kal.
"Fuq it....we ball"
- Takanuva to Makuta,
Kohlii Death Fight.
The ball are back baby!
I love bakugon.
Essenger: Amazing musician
Also Essenger: New Roly Polies from Bionicle. Fuck it, we ball.
Fuck it we ball *becomes borhok ball*
This is exactly how I remembered it
merry Christmas to you too essnger
They balled so much that originally there was footage of them unballing that had to be cut from the reruns because it was too unholy.
That was rad. More please.
behold our beetle roomba robots! we ballin!
I loved these little chiggers
I need them all!
These ones were my favorites.
MORE! MORE!
lehvak kal my beloved
think my fav of this wave was the tahnok kal
6 new roly-poly’s
When he said 'FUCK IT, WE BALL'... I felt that.