Hoinhiem: " So you still hate drinking milk ?" Kicks Father in stomach Edward : "Who you calling a microsize half pint who didn't grow up because he doesn't drink milk!"
Envy: How are ya, Fullmetal Pipsqueak? Ed: Damn it, I told you before…DON’T CALL ME SHORT!!! Envy: Hey, calm down! I’m just here to get Gluttony back, nothing more than that. I don’t wanna fight y- Ed: THAT’S FIVE NOW!! Envy: What are you talking about?! Ed: For five times. You called me ”Pipsqueak” twice here and three times in the LABORATORY!! And don’t tell me that you forgotten already?! Envy: Impressive, you got a short memory there…
I also can relate to Ed but it's because despite being the oldest, my youngers sisters are both taller then me! Also, where I work, being short is defenetly an inconveniant 😅 I'm autistic too btw
3:45 "This is the reason you're always gonna be the size of a bean." Several years later "WHEN DID YOU GET TALLER THAN ME? GET DOWN TO MY HEIGHT RIGHT NOW. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LITTLE BEAN SPROUT" "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE CALLING A BEAN SPROUT, YA MECH MIDGET?"
Chitoge : oh wow I am don't believe add Robot and Bean sprouts Edward : Who are you Gorilla bad Girl Chitoge : Gorilla I'm chitoge Kirisaki not Gorilla and who do you mean little bean sprouts and little prawns who are you Edward : I'm Edward elric who you call Robot Gorilla basic Sprout and small , I am will close mouth Gorilla Chitoge : Gorilla Girl Do you want to take a hard hit from me Sprout Boy for looking for trouble with me Edward : Sprout Boy It's you who want to get into trouble with me Greedy Fat Gorilla Girl and I want to beat you Raku : ( They are so sensitive from body oh well I must be careful ) Alphonse : ( It's going to be a very long time because they're fussing non-stop ) Chitoge : You need even more milk you bastard little boy Edward : You need to be slim for Five years you Greedy Fat Girl Gorilla and You are like a Big Pole and Like a Gorilla Statue
But dosen't he realized that the reason he is short is because he was 15 years old, I think that is the reason and also that could be the average hight of a teen
@@alphahead2741 Trust me, there's 15 years old who are way taller then this! Plus, we have an explanation for why he has this size: His automail is to heavy! After getting a lighter one, he gets much taller!
@@marcuscheng9398 Actually no! The manga is the original story of fma! The first adaptation was made while the manga was still ongoing. So with the approval of the autor, they decide to take the story in a completly different direction. Fmab meanwhile was made to be a more faithfull adaptation.
“Get down on the ground!”
“So what, we can see eye-to-eye?”
911 I’d like to report a fucking murder
Russel: what’s that supposed to mean
The only time Ed didn't get angry for being called short was when Olivier called him a little red runt
Wasn't that because he was afraid of her?
@@nancybishop7975 Oh obviously. Who wouldn’t be? If he yelled at her for insulting him, she would’ve whooped his ass
He may have short temper, but he ain't dumb
Mainly because he knew she would crush him easily, so his temper could not kick in at all.
Yeah, because she's terrifying.
wow Ed sure has a SHORT fuze
*BADUMTZZ*
🤣🤣🤣
Edward: *%#$$###*
Badum tzzzz
Try saying that to his face, I dare ya
The last one is always the best, pride just low key roasting him in false admiration
2:47 the best exchange of insults ever!!! 😂😂😂
If there's two "Ed's" and one is an imposter, the way to know which one is real is to call him short and see which one gets aggressive
I mean that’s basically what Lin did towards the middle of the storyline
4:10 WHO ARE YOU CALLING A LITTLE RUNT, YOU JEEEEERRRKK?!?!
Okay, it's really you.
Hoinhiem: " So you still hate drinking milk ?"
Kicks Father in stomach
Edward : "Who you calling a microsize half pint who didn't grow up because he doesn't drink milk!"
@Shania Samuel
Sheska, Winry and Riza: That’s not what he said, Edward.
4:45, that's a top tier cut 😂
That face is the face of Khorne.
@@VoiceOfTheEmperor blood for the blood god, milk for the short king
@@lukesmith6884 XD
3:18 screamed his lungs out with that one
That voice actors : edward elric.. match and click.
Its rare english dubbing get so epic to japan anime. 👏👏👏
You look back on this you realize pride was pissing off Ed for fun
*someone calls Ed little*
Ed: THATS IT! EVERYONE DIES!!!
Dominic: "Can it, you little flee!"
-Destroys Ed on a cellular level, LITERALLY XD
You missed one short rant in original while he is on the train. WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO TINY THEY COULD ONLY BE SEEN WITH A MAGICIFRYING GLASS
*01:31** She also says you're gonna be a thicc shawty for all eternity because milk...*
4:10 TATSUMAKI SEMPUKYAKU!!!!!!!!!
4:10 Ed for street fighter confirmed.
Good thing I have a tiny little body.
**realizes what he's done**
Oh no! I just called myself a tiny little pipsqueak!
People call him more often Ed, because it’s short for Edward
OH BURN XD
Ed would kill you if he heard that XD
Never calling Edward's nickname.
3:05 probably my favorite one lol
He admitted it 😶
This is probably one of the greatest running gags in the entire series. Ed’s little rants are hilarious 😏
“What’d you call me microbe girl?” Never fails to make me laugh,
Great line read
13:7... My favorite part
I mean 1:37
This man wakes up everyday and chooses violence lmao
0:22 me and my best friend HAVE to recreate this scene-
Ok one of you needs to be short for it to work
*Really* Short
@@phazon8826 for reference, I am 5'4 and she is 5'9
Better than no height difference 😭
I wonder what his reaction would be if Alphonse called him small🤔
Al called him small once. All he got was a slap behind the head and a, “don’t call me small”.
Hello little guy?
Ed: HEY DON'T CALLED ME LITTLE GUY!
This is what short men feel on tinder
Broly: I don’t know where I am but I’ll destroy these people starting with the little one
Hes got a LITTLE temper
That face at the end
Is it just me or Ed is so funny every time he get mad at someone calling him little?
He is XD
4:45 :)
He looks like a freaking lamprey!
Envy: How are ya, Fullmetal Pipsqueak?
Ed: Damn it, I told you before…DON’T CALL ME SHORT!!!
Envy: Hey, calm down! I’m just here to get Gluttony back, nothing more than that. I don’t wanna fight y-
Ed: THAT’S FIVE NOW!!
Envy: What are you talking about?!
Ed: For five times. You called me ”Pipsqueak” twice here and three times in the LABORATORY!! And don’t tell me that you forgotten already?!
Envy: Impressive, you got a short memory there…
Hes so Short-Tempered
The screech right at the end
4:45 Nightmare fuel :)
ed embraced his inner hate and turned evil XD
istg if Ed just drank one glass he would rise to 6'3 i bet
RW:Ed sure plays the classic role of the (excuse the pun Ed)small guy who hates people who are taller than him doesnt he?😅😅
I miss Vic Mignogna
same...😔
I can relate to him. I do the same when I am called an idiot. most commonly my dad. I also get equally as mad. Btw I'm Autistic
I also can relate to Ed but it's because despite being the oldest, my youngers sisters are both taller then me!
Also, where I work, being short is defenetly an inconveniant 😅
I'm autistic too btw
"I just don't like men who are shorter then me" not true some women like short men others like taller broader men.
Превосходное озвучивание! Эмоции в голосах понравились.
В конце меня вынесло...
3:45 "This is the reason you're always gonna be the size of a bean."
Several years later
"WHEN DID YOU GET TALLER THAN ME? GET DOWN TO MY HEIGHT RIGHT NOW. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LITTLE BEAN SPROUT"
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE CALLING A BEAN SPROUT, YA MECH MIDGET?"
The thing is in 2003, I don't think he did get taller then her...
@@claireaquos6532 I'm actually watching the anime. I'll find out about that
Password:EDWARD
Sorry passeord is to short
XD
3:47
You might say that Ed has a short temper
Watching the end had me full of hope that i would get taller.... damn it..
Chitoge : oh wow I am don't believe add Robot and Bean sprouts
Edward : Who are you Gorilla bad Girl
Chitoge : Gorilla I'm chitoge Kirisaki not Gorilla and who do you mean little bean sprouts and little prawns who are you
Edward : I'm Edward elric who you call Robot Gorilla basic Sprout and small , I am will close mouth Gorilla
Chitoge : Gorilla Girl Do you want to take a hard hit from me Sprout Boy for looking for trouble with me
Edward : Sprout Boy It's you who want to get into trouble with me Greedy Fat Gorilla Girl and I want to beat you
Raku : ( They are so sensitive from body oh well I must be careful )
Alphonse : ( It's going to be a very long time because they're fussing non-stop )
Chitoge : You need even more milk you bastard little boy
Edward : You need to be slim for Five years you Greedy Fat Girl Gorilla and You are like a Big Pole and Like a Gorilla Statue
Ed I drank my milk and that's why I'm tall and your a shrimp =>=
No. 1 rule: Don’t call Ed little or other names
2:46 LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂
"Subatomic Shrimp!"
-said Granny
He may be short but he's highly powerfull 😋
Sub atomic shrimp 😂
Seriously why is everybody calling him small? Because of his size! 😠😡😠😡😠😡😠😡😠😡😠😡😠😡😠😡😠😡 It makes him real mad!
Because comedy
@@idontcareexe9013 I think 1,49 m. But through the series he gets taller.
But dosen't he realized that the reason he is short is because he was 15 years old, I think that is the reason and also that could be the average hight of a teen
@@alphahead2741 Trust me, there's 15 years old who are way taller then this!
Plus, we have an explanation for why he has this size: His automail is to heavy! After getting a lighter one, he gets much taller!
I get equally as angry because my fathers pronouncing the word sounds wrong and he pushes this berserk button multiple times in a row.
🤣 that's so funny lol
:^ Maybe when his leg and arm were taken his height was too..?
lol
But actually, it's explain it's because his automail is to heavy so it slow down his size.
@@claireaquos6532 I KNOW- I remember that episode XDD This is kinda a joke with me and my friends lol
@@that_art_person3817 OH OK! XD
Ed really should be the bigger man
Why? We wouldn't have these moments if he was XD
Too funny 😂😂😂😂
I pity on him
You mean don't call little Ed little?
3:16 I just don't like men who are shorter than me
AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!
YOU CAN’T JUDGE A MAN FOR SOMETHING HE CAN’T HEEELP! EEEUUUUGGHHH...!😭😭😭
@vgbcp3rs0na41 uhh I really see how this anything to do with getting al body back
😂😂😂😂
So is fma Season 1 and Fmab Season 2
fma and FMAB are two separate timelines FMAB is the final version with FMA being the prototype.
@@marcuscheng9398 Actually no! The manga is the original story of fma! The first adaptation was made while the manga was still ongoing. So with the approval of the autor, they decide to take the story in a completly different direction. Fmab meanwhile was made to be a more faithfull adaptation.
Ai😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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