Just turned 57! Still feel like I'm in my 20s too. ❤ I miss dressing up and dancing💃. Starting getting AARP advertisements in my 40s. Also, astonishing editing skills!
🔥 OUTSTANDING 🔥 Love your creativity and imagination ❣️ loved the characters and spot on about the aging process, love respect and validate the spirit not the avatar ❣️❤️❣️ You bring us good good vibes 🥰🐦🔥
Fabulous Christina!!! You are ageing astonishingly ..... me too, just hit 60 solar returns.... that would be 21,915 by Shar reckoning, lol!! Feeling great and shocking those youngsters.!
You are just beautiful (and astonishing!) inside and out. How fortunate (blessed?) am I to be one you subs! If you ever get itchy feet and travel to Australia I will show you around.
SO much in the feelzzzz on this. I turn 55 next Spring and gurrrrrllllllll....I am no spring chicken either. Hope to meet you one of these errant meetups! Much love -xx
You Rock Christina!!! Beautiful Soul inside & out…I totally feel you in this vid…My mind says I’m 30 my body says I’m 70… I need an oil can for my joints😁🥰❤️🥰💕
I can't wait to rock my SR. discount. All the years I've paid ungodly high prices for items. Time to make amends cause this guy will be cashing in. I may even hang it around my neck like a back stage pass.
thank goddess i am younger than YOU !!!! 21 forever people. hahaha and of course NOT 60 YET!! hahaha and with archaix we have the decode to fix our age eternally. YO!
You just told the story of my life...minus the belly dancing. 😂. But hey be prepared to get those zingers when you least expect it. I went back to teaching school this year. Inevitably my middle schoolers wanted to know how old I was. I said 58 and they fell out..( and they are not diplomatic people) and they said dang I thought you were like 29. A few years ago this 10 year old who lived next door to me asked what college i went to. His Mom (who was a little jealous lol) explained that I was older than that... And he looked so confused and then said aren't you the same age as my sister? .(she went to college at the time) 😂 so you just never know....
We are ageless. The avatar....subject to this "cult ure" is upside down and backwards worshipping all things superficial. The programming runs deep. Anywho...keeping the inner child alive while enjoying and embracing the wisdom you have accumulated is where its at..and Christina...you do it fabulously!
❤ great video! I feel you sis.. when i was "young" i heard an actress saying: everyone notice a beautiful woman getting older, while nobody notices an ugly woman gettin old... It sticked with me... Thank God 2040 is rapidly approaching and people will have bigger problems than noticing our wrinkles 😂 we should ban all mirrors...
LOL!! I have lots of big mirrors in my house, originally for teaching dance, but I like them because they give the illusion spaciousness! But GIRRRRL!!! Sometimes I feel like 2040 can't come fast enough! The only question is, should I stay in Florida and go down with the ship? or should I convince my daughter to go on a vacation with me in May?
@@Christina_the_Astonishing you should come to visit me in Africa! It's a fucked up place though, but cheap.. what's gonna happen in may? Are we going under water yet?
I thought that since you mentioned 2040 that you would know what I meant about May! A major cataclysm is projected to happen in May 2040. Pole shift. Yeah! Florida is going under!! Where in Africa do you live? That's a huge place! @@lola_apocalypse
@@Christina_the_Astonishing oh yeah...ofc! I just thought you were talking about May next year... I think it will not be possible to move last minute... We should all move to Jason's property 😄
@lolaapocalypse9435 Although errants in "real" life are rare, there are definitely too many of us to move onto his property! But he *did* mention getting another property, didn't he?! 🤔😉
Christina you’re beautiful! We are about the same age and yes, there are benefits to getting older. Like, I no longer give a rip what anyone else thinks about me, which is really liberating. But…I still want to be pretty and that’s more challenging than it used to be. However, my granddaughter has informed me that I need not worry because my face doesn’t look “crumbly” yet lol. I’m sure she’ll let me know when it does. 😂
Aww!! Yeah, it's good when you can let go of wanting to look perfect all the time! I think you're doing better than me! I remember reading East of Eden and a woman was described as having skin like crepe paper and I didn't understand that until now!! 🤣 Sending you love and high vibes!! 😚💕💖💕✨️🪷🙏
I was looking for the nick cave song "Christina the astonishing" cause I heard it was based on a true story so I wanted to lookin to it and found this video! Lol
Haha! You probably haven't watched my Why I'm Still Single videos! I'm already formulating Part 3 in my mind! Lol! Thanks for checking out my channel, Nicholas! :)
On a serious note... Society and those damned advertisers know exactly what they are doing. . There is a real study of genealogy or the psychology of aging... Only in the u.s. do we see it the way we do other countries consider women in their 60s 70s and 80s as beautiful. So you know where I'll be going soon. Screw their discount. You're not slapping some worthless label on to me.
The name for a stylish women of greater years and wisdom is "Queen Baddie" (coined by fashionista Diana from UnBlah Yourself). Queen Baddies wear whatever they want, and live out loud. I think you're a Queen Baddie. 🤷🏻♀️
I was about to write this dream down, but I can’t find paper right now, so I’m gonna write it in here because the main part of it with me not being able to hang out with these three or four people who kind of were like the jock X men without powers and I told them I don’t want to go to the boys and girls club I want to just play some music on the street instead and the leader guy was like I don’t think that’s a very good idea so I stepped toward him and said I’m going to go play some music and you can’t stop me and he said OK fine go on so I walked over to this parking lot where my truck was and I noticed a mailbox leaning up against the back of my truck so I decided to check it out and when I walked over to the passenger side there was Christina the astonishing messing with something inside so I said hey what’s going on and you turned around and said hey, do you want this four wheeler? It just needs a couple tires and I was like yeah and I threw it in the back of the truck and then I was like maybe you should give the mailbox back so you want a couple carts over in this parking lot and stuck the mailbox inside of this jeep and said thanks we’re going to go now. so the four wheeler didn’t have the two front tires but I got the impression you were on an object deliberation spree lol then we were driving down the road and I was like how did you even start the truck because you were driving and pulled out this mess of wires and was like oh yeah, this is one of the things my dad taught me and I was like dang that’s cool I always wanted to know how to start a vehicle by twisting some wires together. Whatever I was doing before with the power ranger group must’ve been pretty upsetting because I felt that I was free from all that now and we were about to go to somebody’s garage and try to fix that little four wheeler. I realize my brain will insert people into, my dreams, seemingly at random. Last night I was on some time traveling mission to a random school to fight off some aliens and this girl that I only knew in school was part of the team. It was all kinds of random. You were part of the latest one though, I should also mention that I remembered in my dream two nights in a row and I can’t even remember the last time I remembered one. At least 10 years somethings happening inside the ol’ cave. Oh yeah, another part I just remembered was when we were driving down the road I looked over and asked you for a lighter and then you said don’t you have a lighter? Then I realized I was flicking ashes out the window which is weird because I don’t even smoke And I looked over and you were holding rolled up snow between your fingers as you were driving and I’m pretty sure you don’t smoke either. Just a guess though. I think the whole thing had to do with getting out of stressful situations and living free. Well, that’s my story. it’s about seven in the morning. Thank you Christina the astonishing dream journal lol.
Oh my gosh! That's so funny! I wonder what mashed all those things together in one dream! My mom hit a mailbox today and it knocked the side view mirror off her car. The quote for the repair was over $1000!!! It's a Subaru. Anyway, it is *extremely* rare for me to dream as well, but on Monday night I spent the night at Abra's house because her hubby was out of town and she doesn't like to be home alone at night. Anyway, I slept in her spare bedroom which is her "squishmellow" room that we painted pink and it's full of all her squishmellows and it just so happened that I dreampt ...(dreamed?)...that night! But I could recognize exactly why I dreampt/dreamed! each and every element of the dream! I'm already forgetting but the main thing I remember was driving to a place to go camping and looking at a map on my phone just like the map that Cahlen from Odysee used on a backroad adventure with his offline degoogled phone! Then I ended up in a bare grassy field just like the county park trailer in this video and a county worker drove up in his pick up and he looked like one of the dudes in Bachelor in Paradise which Abra and I had watched that night! I don't generally watch tv anymore (I don't even have one) but (here's my deep dark confession) the last and only show I used to watch with my mom and Abra and my sister years ago (girls night!) was The Bachelor/Bachlorette! It's a totally demented show but, I must say, you do get to see how two-faced people can be! Oh! And, you're right! I don't smoke!...Anything! lol And I *would* like to live free! The material world is very agitating! That's why I think Cahlen has the right idea! Thank you Brother dream journal Jesse and thank you for receiving my confession! even though it was a long time ago!
@@Christina_the_Astonishing there were a few typos in my message, but it got the gist of the story for sure. I’m thinking the collective vibrations in the world are tuned just right to amplify our dreams again. That first one I had was like the one you said, where you could sort of lucid yourself into the next situation. Maybe it is something to do with the upcoming eclipse hitting the earth with a well coordinated magnetic burst. Maybe it’s just a new eon and we can do these things better now. We’ll see.
@jessewilliams102 I think they just may have a little bit of magic in them! I did the most relaxed headstand of my life in that room! But, of course, it was probably because, if I fell over, everything around me was squishy!!
Just turned 57! Still feel like I'm in my 20s too. ❤ I miss dressing up and dancing💃. Starting getting AARP advertisements in my 40s.
Also, astonishing editing skills!
😂 Yeah! I started getting that junk in the mail, too! Keep on dancin' girlie!! 💃💖
I turned 50 last year, and, right around my birthday, they sent me a welcome letter.
You have loads of what, in my opinion, makes a person beautiful. Humor.
Thank you, Susan! You gotta have a sense of humor to keep from crying in this tragic comedy of existence, right?! 😂🩵
This will go down in Christina the Astonishing Hall of Fame!!! Keep it up girl, you are on fire! 🔥💚
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❤your video Always wonderful and full of Deep knowledge and ilarity
Good to see you in the comments! I'm glad you enjoyed the video! Gotta make the best of things, right?! 🙏😙💖
🔥 OUTSTANDING 🔥 Love your creativity and imagination ❣️ loved the characters and spot on about the aging process, love respect and validate the spirit not the avatar ❣️❤️❣️ You bring us good good vibes 🥰🐦🔥
Ohh!! Thanks for watching! I really like this one!! :)
Haha, I can relate 😆
Absolutely love this. What a creative genius!! And so funny. Thank you, I am turning 69 soon and
can sure relate!! 🤣 💜💜💜
Yaay!! I'm so glad you enjoyed the video, Carol!! Thank you for the wonderful compliment!! Let's keep gettin' better!! 😘💕💖💕🌠
Fabulous Christina!!! You are ageing astonishingly ..... me too, just hit 60 solar returns.... that would be 21,915 by Shar reckoning, lol!! Feeling great and shocking those youngsters.!
YeeHaw!! 🤩 Oh! The turnings of the stars!! So...365.25 per each year?? Is that right? 🤔 My brain always wants to over-complicate things!! 🤪
Thank you for the mention Christina - so sweet! Lovely surprise. Much love 🙏🥰💖💚💜💃
Of course, my friend!! I appreciate you for helping me and the critters!! 🤗💕🐐💖🐶💕🐗💖🌻
@@Christina_the_Astonishing 😘
OMG that was hilarious!!! Girl, you are so talented! I just love you!!
Aww!! THANKS, Tammy!! I love you, too!!
Brilliant as usual miss Christina! Incredible editing, production and creativity, and most of all full of FUN
Aww!! You are so sweet!! It's nice that you recognize the amount of work that I put into this video! Thank you!! 😚💖
You have me laughing as much as Cheryl and Martin!🤣🤣 That's not easy to match for most. Truly Astonishing! ❤
Yaaay!! I'm so glad you enjoyed the video! You can't make this sh%t up!! 😜
Sure can't I'm 62 years young
Christina, this is so funny! But those senior discounts are seriously sweet.
I haven't even taken advantage of the NutritionSmart 55+ discount yet! (But I *did* visit a food pantry this week!) 🤪
You are just beautiful (and astonishing!) inside and out. How fortunate (blessed?) am I to be one you subs! If you ever get itchy feet and travel to Australia I will show you around.
Oh! That is so kind of you! Thank you! And thank you for being a long time subscriber! 🤗
Loved the video! I was so happy to start getting my senior discounts!! You're still beautiful!!
YAAY!! So glad you watched! 🤗 Love you, sissy!! ❤️
SO much in the feelzzzz on this. I turn 55 next Spring and gurrrrrllllllll....I am no spring chicken either. Hope to meet you one of these errant meetups! Much love -xx
YeeHaw!! So glad you can relate!! Sending you high vibes!! ✨️💕💖💕✨️
You Rock Christina!!!
Beautiful Soul inside & out…I totally feel you in this vid…My mind says I’m 30 my body says I’m 70…
I need an oil can for my joints😁🥰❤️🥰💕
Aww!! Thank you, Dawn!! I hope your hinges stay oiled!! 😘🙏💖
@@Christina_the_Astonishing Amen Sister🥰
Love you sis
Love right back to you!! 💖🌠
right on sister. im 56 this week. i feel ya!
YeeHaw!! Happy Birthday, Todd!! 🥳
❤❤love ❤
Isn’t this the truth!!
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I can't wait to rock my SR. discount. All the years I've paid ungodly high prices for items. Time to make amends cause this guy will be cashing in. I may even hang it around my neck like a back stage pass.
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thank goddess i am younger than YOU !!!! 21 forever people. hahaha and of course NOT 60 YET!! hahaha and with archaix we have the decode to fix our age eternally. YO!
Yess we love the belly dance outfits and accompanying story!! Im not as springy chickeny either! Astonishing miss Christina🖤🍓
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You just told the story of my life...minus the belly dancing. 😂. But hey be prepared to get those zingers when you least expect it. I went back to teaching school this year. Inevitably my middle schoolers wanted to know how old I was. I said 58 and they fell out..( and they are not diplomatic people) and they said dang I thought you were like 29. A few years ago this 10 year old who lived next door to me asked what college i went to. His Mom (who was a little jealous lol) explained that I was older than that... And he looked so confused and then said aren't you the same age as my sister? .(she went to college at the time) 😂 so you just never know....
WOW!!! Gotta love it!! What's your secret?!! 😅
That was awesome! Can we be senior bff's? Already in the Archaix fam. That is what brought me here❤
I love it! Glad you found me, Mz.Z!! We just gotta make the best of life, right?!! Technically, you're not even a senior yet! 😉💖
We are ageless. The avatar....subject to this "cult ure" is upside down and backwards worshipping all things superficial. The programming runs deep. Anywho...keeping the inner child alive while enjoying and embracing the wisdom you have accumulated is where its at..and Christina...you do it fabulously!
Awww!!! My heart!! :)
❤ great video! I feel you sis.. when i was "young" i heard an actress saying: everyone notice a beautiful woman getting older, while nobody notices an ugly woman gettin old... It sticked with me... Thank God 2040 is rapidly approaching and people will have bigger problems than noticing our wrinkles 😂 we should ban all mirrors...
LOL!! I have lots of big mirrors in my house, originally for teaching dance, but I like them because they give the illusion spaciousness! But GIRRRRL!!! Sometimes I feel like 2040 can't come fast enough! The only question is, should I stay in Florida and go down with the ship? or should I convince my daughter to go on a vacation with me in May?
@@Christina_the_Astonishing you should come to visit me in Africa! It's a fucked up place though, but cheap.. what's gonna happen in may? Are we going under water yet?
I thought that since you mentioned 2040 that you would know what I meant about May! A major cataclysm is projected to happen in May 2040. Pole shift. Yeah! Florida is going under!! Where in Africa do you live? That's a huge place! @@lola_apocalypse
@@Christina_the_Astonishing oh yeah...ofc! I just thought you were talking about May next year... I think it will not be possible to move last minute... We should all move to Jason's property 😄
@lolaapocalypse9435 Although errants in "real" life are rare, there are definitely too many of us to move onto his property! But he *did* mention getting another property, didn't he?! 🤔😉
Christina you’re beautiful! We are about the same age and yes, there are benefits to getting older. Like, I no longer give a rip what anyone else thinks about me, which is really liberating. But…I still want to be pretty and that’s more challenging than it used to be. However, my granddaughter has informed me that I need not worry because my face doesn’t look “crumbly” yet lol. I’m sure she’ll let me know when it does. 😂
Aww!! Yeah, it's good when you can let go of wanting to look perfect all the time! I think you're doing better than me! I remember reading East of Eden and a woman was described as having skin like crepe paper and I didn't understand that until now!! 🤣 Sending you love and high vibes!! 😚💕💖💕✨️🪷🙏
i am crying now for real our beloved moon was run over by the internet installation guy. we had been cafe interneting and now our moon was GONE.
😭 I have been sobbing for two days because I just had another loss! A little parakeet I rescued drowned in my dish water!! 😭😭😭😭
I was looking for the nick cave song "Christina the astonishing" cause I heard it was based on a true story so I wanted to lookin to it and found this video! Lol
True story!! ☺️ You should check out my 'Visit From an Angel' video where I get "visited" by *THE* Christina the Astonishing!! 😂
You're the perfect mature woman to date! I certainly would as a 35 year old.
Haha! You probably haven't watched my Why I'm Still Single videos! I'm already formulating Part 3 in my mind! Lol! Thanks for checking out my channel, Nicholas! :)
@ChristinaPetro No, seen you in rewild university live chat
On a serious note... Society and those damned advertisers know exactly what they are doing. . There is a real study of genealogy or the psychology of aging... Only in the u.s. do we see it the way we do other countries consider women in their 60s 70s and 80s as beautiful. So you know where I'll be going soon. Screw their discount. You're not slapping some worthless label on to me.
The name for a stylish women of greater years and wisdom is "Queen Baddie" (coined by fashionista Diana from UnBlah Yourself). Queen Baddies wear whatever they want, and live out loud. I think you're a Queen Baddie. 🤷🏻♀️
Ooooh!! I've never heard of that! 😄
I was about to write this dream down, but I can’t find paper right now, so I’m gonna write it in here because the main part of it with me not being able to hang out with these three or four people who kind of were like the jock X men without powers and I told them I don’t want to go to the boys and girls club I want to just play some music on the street instead and the leader guy was like I don’t think that’s a very good idea so I stepped toward him and said I’m going to go play some music and you can’t stop me and he said OK fine go on so I walked over to this parking lot where my truck was and I noticed a mailbox leaning up against the back of my truck so I decided to check it out and when I walked over to the passenger side there was Christina the astonishing messing with something inside so I said hey what’s going on and you turned around and said hey, do you want this four wheeler? It just needs a couple tires and I was like yeah and I threw it in the back of the truck and then I was like maybe you should give the mailbox back so you want a couple carts over in this parking lot and stuck the mailbox inside of this jeep and said thanks we’re going to go now. so the four wheeler didn’t have the two front tires but I got the impression you were on an object deliberation spree lol then we were driving down the road and I was like how did you even start the truck because you were driving and pulled out this mess of wires and was like oh yeah, this is one of the things my dad taught me and I was like dang that’s cool I always wanted to know how to start a vehicle by twisting some wires together. Whatever I was doing before with the power ranger group must’ve been pretty upsetting because I felt that I was free from all that now and we were about to go to somebody’s garage and try to fix that little four wheeler. I realize my brain will insert people into, my dreams, seemingly at random. Last night I was on some time traveling mission to a random school to fight off some aliens and this girl that I only knew in school was part of the team. It was all kinds of random. You were part of the latest one though, I should also mention that I remembered in my dream two nights in a row and I can’t even remember the last time I remembered one. At least 10 years somethings happening inside the ol’ cave. Oh yeah, another part I just remembered was when we were driving down the road I looked over and asked you for a lighter and then you said don’t you have a lighter? Then I realized I was flicking ashes out the window which is weird because I don’t even smoke And I looked over and you were holding rolled up snow between your fingers as you were driving and I’m pretty sure you don’t smoke either. Just a guess though. I think the whole thing had to do with getting out of stressful situations and living free. Well, that’s my story. it’s about seven in the morning. Thank you Christina the astonishing dream journal lol.
Oh my gosh! That's so funny! I wonder what mashed all those things together in one dream! My mom hit a mailbox today and it knocked the side view mirror off her car. The quote for the repair was over $1000!!! It's a Subaru. Anyway, it is *extremely* rare for me to dream as well, but on Monday night I spent the night at Abra's house because her hubby was out of town and she doesn't like to be home alone at night. Anyway, I slept in her spare bedroom which is her "squishmellow" room that we painted pink and it's full of all her squishmellows and it just so happened that I dreampt ...(dreamed?)...that night! But I could recognize exactly why I dreampt/dreamed! each and every element of the dream! I'm already forgetting but the main thing I remember was driving to a place to go camping and looking at a map on my phone just like the map that Cahlen from Odysee used on a backroad adventure with his offline degoogled phone! Then I ended up in a bare grassy field just like the county park trailer in this video and a county worker drove up in his pick up and he looked like one of the dudes in Bachelor in Paradise which Abra and I had watched that night! I don't generally watch tv anymore (I don't even have one) but (here's my deep dark confession) the last and only show I used to watch with my mom and Abra and my sister years ago (girls night!) was The Bachelor/Bachlorette! It's a totally demented show but, I must say, you do get to see how two-faced people can be! Oh! And, you're right! I don't smoke!...Anything! lol And I *would* like to live free! The material world is very agitating! That's why I think Cahlen has the right idea! Thank you Brother dream journal Jesse and thank you for receiving my confession! even though it was a long time ago!
@@Christina_the_Astonishing there were a few typos in my message, but it got the gist of the story for sure. I’m thinking the collective vibrations in the world are tuned just right to amplify our dreams again. That first one I had was like the one you said, where you could sort of lucid yourself into the next situation. Maybe it is something to do with the upcoming eclipse hitting the earth with a well coordinated magnetic burst. Maybe it’s just a new eon and we can do these things better now. We’ll see.
For me, I think it might have been the squishmellows! 🐷@@jessewilliams102
@@Christina_the_Astonishing I’m gonna look into that. Mellow squish magic.
@jessewilliams102 I think they just may have a little bit of magic in them! I did the most relaxed headstand of my life in that room! But, of course, it was probably because, if I fell over, everything around me was squishy!!
In the Dictionary for "Amazing," it should say :
Christina!!!! 🪩👠🎸🪭👡
😁 YeeHaw!! 😚💕💖💕✨️
very entertaining concerning this aging subject. Just wait till you turn 70, like me. That will blow your mind.
Haha!! More power to ya!!! 🤗💥💫❤️