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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
- HEY LOSERS! WELCOME BACK! I'm back for good!!!! new videos EVERY SUNDAY!!! Today our friend @SydneySerena joined @sofiedossi and I for a fun car video. We honestly forgot the camera was filming and spilled wayyyy too much info. HAHA. We also did a meme review idk its just funny. I LOVE YOU ALL! make sure to follow my instagram (itsjakeclark) to be featured in upcoming videos.
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HI LOSER I LOVE YOU ALL. make sure to follow my Instagram (itsjakeclark) for a chance to be featured in upcoming videos ❤
your the beeeest
Can I be featured if I don't have insta?
love you
Love you Jake and a huge fan of your videos ❤❤❤
hi jake💗
WAIT TIL U SEE WHAT HAPPENS AT THE END
jake is literally the funniest person ever. he always makes me laugh and he always puts a smile on my face :)
Why does Sydney looks JUST LIKE Olivia Rodrigo!!?? ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Fr I was literally just searching for somebody to say this 💀
Jakes on my kiss list 😂
🫶🫶🫶
Am I on your kiss list? 🤭
@@Ur.POOKIEEE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
same...😅😂
@@JakeClark me
JAKE, YOUR LAUGH IS LITERALLY EVERYTHINGGG!! ITS SO CONTAGIOUS!!!🤣🤣❤️
I’m very excited for this vid but can we get more vids with you Sofie and symonne please? (Especially q&a’s or dressing up as each other)
YESSS!!! coming soon :)
@@JakeClark yay thank you for replying :)
Yea
are you gonna be doing other car vids with symonne and sofie ??
YES BOYS! THE TRIO IS BACK❤❤
We love syd and sof and jakey❤❤❤❤
😢❤
Yesssssssssssssss finally a new video I’ve been waiting for this
YAYAYAYAYA
Hey jake” I’m a big fan and I just can’t wait for this video ❤️❤️
HI!!! Thank you so much❤
omg theyre such an iconic trio and i want to see more of them!!! 🥺
You should do a video with all four of y’all with Symonne!!!💗
YESSSSSSS THAT WOULD B FUN
YESS I LOVE THIS VID YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH ILYSM JAKE!!! LOVE UR MUSIC TOO ❤❤❤
I LOVE YOU TOO!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU❤
Oh my god yes!!! Another video with you and Sofie!!
YESSSS!!!
This video was great watch I know soon your net worth will be higher 🎉 I believe in you and your content is amazing 😂😅❤
HAHAHA I HOPE SO😅 THANK U SO MUCH 🥹❤️
Can we all agree that Jake has the best car videos ❤😂 they always make my day and make me full of laughter
HAHA AW THANK U CHARLOTTE 🥹🫶
@@JakeClark of course 🫶
cant wait!! Love ur videos🤍
AH THANK U SO MUCH 🤎🤎
@@JakeClark ofc!!❤
I wish I could watch this right when I'm able to but I'm going to stinky Georgia tomorrow and can't watch till about 8:00pm!😭😭😭😢
AWWW NO WORRIES!!! I appreciate you 😅❤
HEYY love your vids!!!!
THANK U SO MUCH AHHHH 🤩
Ladies, Starting at 2:45, watch Jake. He is polite and even friendly to the waiter. He asks the girls permission to place his order first, and proceeds only after getting their approval. This is what a gentleman does. He's funny but I think making others laugh is more important to him. I'm older than many of you, I'm also a Dad to 3 girls, and when my oldest started dating, she got stepped on hard, just like Sofie did. That's when I posted my rules for dating my daughter on my living room wall. Boys were required to read them. Some turned white. To this day, my daughter keeps a copy of those rules on her phone to share with other people. I've often thought of posting them here, or Sofie's or Symone's page. It could be a funny video, but also too often today, bad behavior is becoming acceptable, like cheating. Rule 6 explains the consequences for cheating. Again, a shout out to Jake for being a gentleman.
love you for that
@@MayaVenice Why thank you. Will post more if folks want them
Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to
date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.
Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will
continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you
make her cry, I will make you cry.
Love this ❤
@@liliashaffer Aww shucks. First 5 rules below
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a
package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so
long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep
your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to
wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.
Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends
are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about
this issue, so I propose this compromise:
You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants
ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure
that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your
date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten
your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing
a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when
it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each
other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the
day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is
an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my
house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: "early."
Last 5 rules. I really think it could be a funny video. And rule 9 was never to be broken, ever.
Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to
date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.
Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will
continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you
make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear,
and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to
be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is
putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting
the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you
do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:
Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden
stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing,
holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is
warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff
T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down
parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or
sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are
okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding,
middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my
daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I
ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell
me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a
shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. As soon as you pull into the driveway you
should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the
perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my
daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need
for you to come inside. The face at the window is mine.
Yeess i always smile when i see Jake's videos❤❤
AW THANK U FOR WATCHING ❤
Hi Jake, it seems like forever since you have posted another video. Hope u enjoied your time at Germeny (Or what ever country you went to or even if u did go to a country) but i cant wait for your video to come out. Love your videos!❤
Germany was amazing!!! But it feels so good to be back ❤ Im here to stay on UA-cam now 😹
Hey jake i’m a big fan and i jus can’t wait for this video ❤❤💗💗
Jake you never disappoint us ❤ Keep it up with these videos
THANK YOU SO MUCH ❤
@@JakeClark Your welcome 🤗
6:40 When your humor answers all your fan questions 🤣😂🤣😂
hi jake i love you so much and your the best UA-cam that i ever watch love 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
THANK U SM❤
@@JakeClark omg i love you so much sorry for not watching it i was a school learning and now i have to do my homework
I CANT WAIT. i love you guys so much
LOVE U TOO ❤️❤️
I love your music videos so much and Jake has an amazing singing voice ❤❤❤
AW THANK U SO MUCH😢
You're so welcome ❤❤❤
I just really love these videos, this trio is amazing
I love this trio already as much as I love Jake,Symonne and sofie ❤❤❤
No trio is better than Sofie, Jake, and Symmonne!!(my opinion)
I agree Sofie and symonne and Jake is the best trio of ❤❤❤
but I still love this trio too ❤❤❤
YESS im excited for this vid ❤
THANK U TANAYA ❤
You are the best and you and Sofie are so funny. Sydney looks so pretty
It is literally 1:33am
OOP.
bro when I tell you I cannot wait for this video-
AHHH I HOPE U LIKE IT !!! SAME
yesss i am soo excited! i love ur videos sooo much. u always make me smile so big and laugh so hard when i watch ur videos. thank u for making my day better!
THANK U SO MUCH 😢 u make my day better too I’m so grateful!!!!
@@JakeClark omg thank u for replying!!! ❤
yess!! she should come back sometime soon! def miss Symmone but I can wait
yay
❤
Im so excited for this video ❤❤❤
hey jake can’t wait 😄😄
HIII!!! Same ❤ ur the best
@@JakeClark aww ur the best
HE POSTED
I love ur videos 💓💓
THANK YOU ❤
@@JakeClark ur welcome
THATS MY JAKE CLARK
The duo we never knew we needed 😂
Jake Remember you are Awesome 🥰
THANK YOU SARA!! YOU ARE AWESOME TOO ❤️‼️
Shreks on my kiss list
Same.
@@JakeClark hes so irresistible
SO READY FOR THIS
Jake is so funny and cute ❤❤❤
🥹❤️
I love your videos so much you make my day better every day ❤❤❤
It was such a great video!!! ❤😂😂
THANK YOU 😹
THIS TRIO ❤
OMG I LOVE THIS TRIO !!!
YALL ARE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS ISTG
DO YOU REMEMBER ME
DUH! Hi bestie!!!
❤❤
Jake where’s symonne?????
The Premiere was SO fun!
YAYYY GLAD U HAD FUN. :)
@@JakeClark ofc I had fun♡
@@JakeClarkidk if u remember me since I changed my user (it used to be Nettie1605) but anyways I want u to post so bad 😭 it's been actuals so long and the car vids are so funny
You are so awesome Jake ❤❤❤
NO U ARE ❤
Thank you so much this means the world to me thank you ❤❤❤
I feel like sof is not being herself here.
She wasn't 😢
💗
❤️
Can't wait ❤❤❤
HOPE U LIKED IT ❤
I loved it ❤❤❤
Sydney and Symonne give different vibes but I miss symonne bring her back asap
Y’all should have Syd in more videos
TRUEEEE
Also I have a question! How long dose it take to film, edit and post a video?
HI!!! It usually takes like an hour/ hour and a half to film. And like 3 or 4 hours to edit :)
@@JakeClark ooh! What like App do you use to edit videos?
I LOVE YOU
LOVE U TOO!!!
Uhm where's symonne
“We’re all Cancers” 😂
Heyyyyy
HIIIII!!
Jakeeey
HIYA :)
Jake you are so funny ❤❤
Love your vidsss❤ btw its a wierd request but can you give me a shout out next video....
Around 1:40 did Sofie ask Jake if he was cheating on her 😮😮😮🤔🤔🤔
Do you have a girlfriend yes or no
I have a kiss list too the funny thing my ex is the only one on there 😭
This is first time watching JAKE CLARK it’s his B-Dayy today so Happy Birthday to him!!!!!🥳🎉🎂 06/22/23
Why does everyone only loves sofie and jake i love them alot too
But how about sydeny she is fun and beautyfull ❤
Not to be mean i love them all❤❤❤
Jake, most of the time I have the questions, or just funny things (this is kinda a question but more serious lol)
SoOoOoOo
Your the second person I told about this 😅
⚠Anyways so a couple months ago I was in a premire and I added this girl named Kate and she was really nice and stuff and then after like a month her friend came over and I didn't know so I called her and they answered and her friend was swearing calling me a b and a mother F and told me to kill myself and I blocked her and unfriended her and a couple weeks ago she appoligized and stuff and asked to add me back so I did, and she just texted me saying the same stuff as last time like really bad stuff and idk what to do please help! ⚠(Oh yeah I forgot to mention I'm 10) (please reply cuz I'm deleting this soon)
I love how even though Symonne is so much younger than them but their still so close
cancer is my new fav sign bc of u
Where is Simone
omg hi jakeeee !!! missed you so much
I love you guys!!!
HEY JAKEEEE
please tell sofie to check her eamal
Lmao
We need symmone back again
wheres symonne also like marry me
JAKE PLEASE SAY HI TO ME ITS MY DREAM
HI AMIRAH!!! :)
@@JakeClark ❤️YOUR THE BEST UA-camR EVER!! :)
DO YOU REMEMBER ME FROM YOUR OTHER VIDEO WERE I GOT CONFUSED WITH WHO SWAPPED LIVES WITH WHO?AND YOU HEARTED IT AND SAID "HAHA WE GOT CONFUSED TO"
I’m a cancer too
Who else thought Sydney looked like Olivia Rodrigo
I'm early againn
YAYYYYY
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Jake, everyone’s gonna know your name bro
am i the only one who thinks sydney looks like symonne and olivia rodrigo
not gonna lie love the trio but what about symonne
Can you please say hi to me please ❤❤❤
Jake, you are the best loser 🫣ahahhaha jk💙⭐
can she stop screaming it’s so annoying LMAO
videos aren’t the same without symonne