You forgot the part where V1 also fights an annoying cyborg MILF, gets fear of the dark, does a grueling puzzle, an existential dating sim, and JUDGEMENT.
gluttony and the layers after that are not actually in king minos's corpse, in one of the terminals after one of the prime sanctums, spoiler below: the pits where v1 jumps after finishing a level are actually like portals
correction: the humans didnt create a portal to hell. the prelude takes place on earth, and is the entrance to hell (and hell is not on earth. doesnt make a lot of sense until you realize hell is a non-euclidian space (so maybe it is on earth its just incredibly small)). the humans stumbled across the entrance while mining for materials (hence why its all metal and such)
"Why did you make me do this, your AI surely calculated that you will lose, think v2, you were created after the great war as a tool of defense and protection, not destruction, but i was created in the war, by the war, for the war, i am a fncking killing machine my algorithms are powerd by the blood of my enemies and my joints oil is the fats of my fallen victims, and yet you still decide to challenge me twice even after i destroyed your iron a&$ in the last battle just tell me what were you expecting to achieve"
My poor summarization of this nutshell of ultrakill! Human fight M A C H I N E S for B I G F I G H T Hell. Dead people. Haha machine in hell Hilarious rock Hilarious rock say bye Find machine that looking scrappy (it looks for scrap to be even more scrappy) Haha machine mad No more scrappy machine :( Funny ball throwing rock Funny ball throwing rock say bye No more red liquids :( Haha machine in fake heaven Haha machine find irrelevant words Haha machine fight red haha machine Red haha machine fail, fly into sky Blod devoid in fake heaven Haha machine goe to s^x layer Haha machine murder officer Haha machine murder big person named mean ohs No more fuel in pink place Haha machine go mean ohs' body Funny angle (gayriel) see haha machine going murder Funny angle enraged Funny angle beholds haha machine woth angle powers Funny angle fail with haha machine, explodes Heccin heavin angle group angr at funny angle No more light for funny angle, proceeds to require fighty fight fight with haha machine or angles make funny angle goodbyes THE END.
So basically >blue robot go to next layer of hell >blue robot get all the blood in that layer of hell hes in >no more blood in that layer of hell >blue robot goes to next layer of hell >repeat until failure
Comment for the algorithm!
Reply for the algorithm
balls
@@unfunny4ever how are your balls?
@@nishiki4ever they got algorithmed
@@uncheckable_vibe I got diagnosed with ligma
"For your information, i am driving King Minos' body like a fucking Mazda."
lol
"What's up guys, it's me, Max0r"
No I'm driving king Minos body like A fucking Power rangers mech
@@Josiah-uf4re you didnt get the reference dont you ?
He didn't.@@ThuyvanNguyenthi-hw4dz
V1: Brother i want blood
V2: Womp to the fucking womp💀
An angel, a prime soul. And an INSIGNIFICANT FU-
INSIGNIFICANT FUCK
THIS IS NOT OVER
And Gandalf the grey, and Gandalf the white
@@SRobot08 And monty pythons holy grail's black knight!
And benito Messolini!
At hells edge.
3 characters appear.
A mad Angel.
The King of lust.
And a bloodthirsty machine.
INSIGNIFICANT F-
@@your_localmercenary1 why does youtube detect insignificant as a different language and why does youtube think it means" THEY DON'T MEAN"
@@boxmantherandomit's spelled wrong
A fricking Nikon.
apear👍
Three heroes appear at HELL's edge.
An ANGEL,
An INSIGNIFICANT FUCK,
And a KING FROM HELL'S DEPTHS.
This is the legend of ULTRAKILL
"Yes your honor,I killed the entirety of hell and 2 prime souls and defeated a angel two fucking times and got called an INSIGNIFICANT FU-"
Behold power of angle
you are outclassed
"i am grapereal and ac angle i will make you se mi in a difirint angel"
angle 📐
@@your_localmercenary1 you defy the light
Dolla
You forgot the part where V1 also fights an annoying cyborg MILF, gets fear of the dark, does a grueling puzzle, an existential dating sim, and JUDGEMENT.
"MY DAD GROUNDED ME MACHINE HE WONT READ ME BIBLE STORIES TONIGHT!"
Only useful thing i learnt here is that, the soldier may actually be just strays turned into police officers by king minos
true from the lust renissiance or someting
this is stupidly accurate, and i'm here for it
certified brainrot moment
Gabriel: *"behold, the power of AN ANGEL-"*
V1: "dolla"
Gabriel: **fuckin dies**
V1 just casually taking some spare change outta his pocket and shooting it and somehow causing gabriel to fall over become unalive
gluttony and the layers after that are not actually in king minos's corpse, in one of the terminals after one of the prime sanctums, spoiler below:
the pits where v1 jumps after finishing a level are actually like portals
i see
Muchachos, hoy revivió el cine
1:36 "actually I'm a Nikon"
At hell's gate, 3 characters appear.
An angel,
A prime soul,
And an INSIGNIFICANT FU-
ah yes the iconic trio of a biblical figure, a fighting game character, and an INSIGNIFICANT FU-
Man, I didn't notice before this video that the game is all setting and no plot.
As a minos, the prime soul, i agree that it is canon event
"Behould the power of ANGLE! **Ramiel appears** "
Evangelion reference
evageloin
"power of angle) proceeds to turn into an obtuse
NAHHHHHHHHHHHH
“MACHINE. I HAVE TAKEN A SELFIE WITH THE FUNNY ROCK”
Imagine Deltarune, but instead of the darkners being animated by a dark fountain, it's just a never-ending geyser of blood.
v1s best dream
“Behold the power of an angle*
Hmm, degree
Degree in what, you may ask?
Degreese up these nuts!
Hehoohahehaw.
King minos is literally a Mercedes Benz.
1:24 behold power of angle
Hello this is rasel islam this is my other account and my channel also thanks fir this video i was confused about this ultrakill thing sub earned
thx man, much appreciated
Np
“When I’m on a trip I always look out for my best buddies: smith & Wesson-“
lol
this was unironically (I don’t know if im using that word correctly) what explained ultrakill lot ego me and got me into the fndom
"brother i want blood"
"womp wo-"
*throws him off a pyramid*
Thanks for explaining it I’ve never played ULTRAKILL or seen gameplay
that thumbnail is a work of art
Gabriel's bodycam caught him lacking against ahh ha goofy robot.
If bro have an assignment from a teacher to talk about religion
This is what he gonna show
lol
Simple, fast, and easy summary that i can understand unike that 2 hours "summary"
0:01 is that thumbnail a giovanni reference
Na man that's deltarune
thanks for teaching me lore
As someone who has never played nor seen Ultrakill, this feels like a weird mix of Portal and iCEY and ngl I'm here for it
This video unironically very accurate to the lore and i approve it
"Behold, the power of a acute angle!"
What a missed opportunity to call Minos, King Meme-O's.
never played ultrakill before and this is very helpful thank you
The portal to hell was just there to begin with
“Stoopid gopro” inspiring words…
I can confirm that this is the lore
As an Ultrakill player I can confirm this is lore accurate
thx for ur recognition
Heresy. Impossible. Unspeakable. Heresy. Heresy.
Gabriel what is that pfp🤨
**insert angry council noises**
Skill issue.
What do you mean? It is completely fine!
The algorithm got something I like right for the first time
An angel
A prime soul
And a killing gopro
correction:
the humans didnt create a portal to hell. the prelude takes place on earth, and is the entrance to hell (and hell is not on earth. doesnt make a lot of sense until you realize hell is a non-euclidian space (so maybe it is on earth its just incredibly small)). the humans stumbled across the entrance while mining for materials (hence why its all metal and such)
I have absolutely no idea what ultrakill is but this made me laugh my ass off 😭
”an angel”
”a prime soul”
”an insignificant fuck”
an accurate representation of my dreams
"THY END IS NOW'
yes minos i know my end is now *crying in despair*
"Ahhhh free... at last..."
Accurate summary of act 1
"Why did you make me do this, your AI surely calculated that you will lose, think v2, you were created after the great war as a tool of defense and protection, not destruction, but i was created in the war, by the war, for the war, i am a fncking killing machine my algorithms are powerd by the blood of my enemies and my joints oil is the fats of my fallen victims, and yet you still decide to challenge me twice even after i destroyed your iron a&$ in the last battle just tell me what were you expecting to achieve"
"stoopid gopro"
At the edge of hell...
Three species appear
An angel, A ghost named -prime, and an I N S I G N I F I C A N T F U-
My poor summarization of this nutshell of ultrakill!
Human fight
M A C H I N E S for B I G F I G H T
Hell.
Dead people.
Haha machine in hell
Hilarious rock
Hilarious rock say bye
Find machine that looking scrappy (it looks for scrap to be even more scrappy)
Haha machine mad
No more scrappy machine :(
Funny ball throwing rock
Funny ball throwing rock say bye
No more red liquids :(
Haha machine in fake heaven
Haha machine find irrelevant words
Haha machine fight red haha machine
Red haha machine fail, fly into sky
Blod devoid in fake heaven
Haha machine goe to s^x layer
Haha machine murder officer
Haha machine murder big person named mean ohs
No more fuel in pink place
Haha machine go mean ohs' body
Funny angle (gayriel) see haha machine going murder
Funny angle enraged
Funny angle beholds haha machine woth angle powers
Funny angle fail with haha machine, explodes
Heccin heavin angle group angr at funny angle
No more light for funny angle, proceeds to require fighty fight fight with haha machine or angles make funny angle goodbyes
THE END.
Funny rock's brother should have been LeBron James statue
“behold power of angle”
“dolla”
"Behold the power of an angle"
Me in maths:
Behold, the power of the sun in my hand!
-all the humans are dead
-2/3 of them are in hell
-v1 kills them again
Me when i don't have anything in mind but i still need to comment for the algorithm
10/10 more accurate than my aim if it was good
The thumbnail is so funny
In a silly place of hell
3 mf appears
A average christ guy
Mr restart man
And a fucking gopro
So basically
>blue robot go to next layer of hell
>blue robot get all the blood in that layer of hell hes in
>no more blood in that layer of hell
>blue robot goes to next layer of hell
>repeat until failure
Lore accurate
Ohhh so that explains what happened, I wasn’t paying attention I was too busy exploding everything
for every boss i would do: Coin, pew, *insertbossnamehere* ded
"stupid gopro >:(" LOL
Bro is ULTRAROTTING my brain
Can't wait for act 2!
wil come out soon
PLEASE tell me what software you used to make this. i want to make funny haha like these
If V1 is called a machine AND an insignificant f*ck, wouldn't that mean all machines (robots etc.) be insignifant f*cks? (crazy lore)
YOU DID IT YOU HIT 370 YOU PROVED FATHER WRONG!
ty ty. for your kindness i will include u in a shoutout
V1 flying around king menos corpse like a fly 😭😭😭
“YOU HAVE UN0”
it would be pretty fun to see ultrakill in deltarune style tbh
best summary
Low-key accurate
This is the first ultrakill video I saw
This was the first ultrakill video I saw
The whole 7 layer is waiting for act 2
damn bro this blew up gj
The most impressive fact is that this took 3 days to make
lol
Why does the thumbnail look a part of “the legend” from deltarune
man i wonder why
never played ultrakill so I can confirm this is true
Your forgot the "SOLUTION?" Part after every layer, and when the hoomans killed by the machines (Sorry for bad English)
i see i see
"minos smoking that ZA"
Damn bro.
Surelly that machine won't kill 2 god alike souls and kill every thing that exist in hell... right?
Made me hunrgy 👍🏻
Okay no joke imagine v1 and v2 teamed up that would be insane
Ultrarune
Wait, are Prime Soul fights cannon?
Or are they a separate thing from the main levels?
v1 gets P-ranks first try
@@boxmantherandom fixed.
@@ValirValor ah
either way I'm pretty sure prime soul fights are very much canon
Goodbvid