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if there was an "Anti-Nobel Prize" this guy would win it.
@@kentonbaird1723 he would have to lose his ability to procreate for that.
Lol!
Ignobel prize is what you're looking for
Ignoble prize
😂😂😂
Keyon sounds smarter when he’s on hold.
I lol'ed.
😂
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt." This can be said about most callers, not just Keyon.
@jdtrickster4 as well as yourself.
😁
The moment he started saying “y’all supposed to be so smart..” I knew this was going to end fantastically.
i would have ended the call right there.
lol
@RDE Lutherie y'oll s'pose to decipher my garble
I am surprised that Matt tried talking to this fool for as long as he did. I would have hung up right away!
It boggles the mind that this guy tries to CONDESCEND to them! Buddy, YOU are the dipshit, and guess what, it’s not a laughing matter! He’s dangerously stupid!
Keyon is one of those people who are a Genius in his own Mind,and nowhere else.
Any person with a closed mind is a genius in his own mind.
@Oatmeal that’s very ignorant of you
@Oatmeal - Yet, there exist far more 'white' people who also, "are like that". It results from lack of early and proper education. Society produces more population, at a faster rate, than it can accommodate under the most favorable conditions.
@Oatmeal- None of us is, really, except for a spartan number of those who are afflicted with albinism.
Did someone try to tell you that you are "white"?
Junk Cars, you hit the nail right on the head - you summed up this caller perfectly.
If we came from babies, then why do babies still exist?
Underrated haha
Lol good play
@Magical Chemical Daddy It was a joke.
@Magical Chemical Daddy
prove it.
@Magical Chemical Daddy Shutup Keyon. You are a misanthrope & closet atheist troll.
That boy’s about as sharp as a bowling ball - Foghorn Leghorn
Hahaha exactly. Foghorns lines are Gold 😁👍
sharp as cotton!
F.L. for life
About as bright as a burnt-out light bulb.
"You bother me, boy, you bother me."
Something tells me Keyon will not be reading Richard Dawkins' book "The Ancestor's Tale".
The Bible is like a mega bag of glue, you be tripping for life. You are spot on mate 😊 Keyon is a one book kinda guy
Based on his use of words and intellect I would suggest that Keyon would not be able to read past a grade 2 level.
No but I've not heard of it, so I will :D
That something is.... divine human understanding
I agree. We do not have actual evidence that Keyon can read, and we know he won't listen.
As a high-school teacher of English Grammar and Literature, I sometimes question the relevance of my career. Then this caller showed me the importance of sentences that mean something.
Thank you for your service! Reading and writing involve thinking-a nice lesson for Keyon to learn.
I have heard long ago, in the mystic depths of time, that words and coherent sentences are a thing.
Lmao. So funny.
Why would you ever question the relevance of your career?
@@lucianofrancesco4742 Because of questions like, "How is studying poetry going to get me a job?"; "What relevance does Shakespeare, a white male writing in England 400 years ago, have on a ghetto kid in the pandemic-ridden 2020s?"; "How can reading fiction help me after school?"; "What's the point of learning to write well when spell-check does it for me?" etc. Don't worry, I do have comprehensive answers to all these "arguments". It can just be exasperating when the pure aesthetic appreciation of literature and logic and clear expression is prostituted out as just a ticket to a decent salary after school.
Aaaaand... that is why education is so important.
Sadly, he was taught to be so stupid.
^^^This. The guy obviously stopped paying attention around 6th grade.
I was thinking something similar, before I read your comment. Think of teachers having to deal with this. The problem is the bS that's instilled at home. A blank slate would be much easier to teach.
It's funny (and sad) how much nonsense and bs could be avoided with a little more education.
You must mean a 1st grade education.
Came for my daily dose of idiocy, was not disappointed. Thanks for all you guys do.
"idiocy" ,,, let's be fair to the guy,,,,,,, I think he rises to the level of Moron
@@reasonablespeculation3893 I would say that idiot and moron are much the same, but no matter. We can agree that not much is going on up in his head.
I like this comment. No, seriously, you took the words right out of my mouth. So so true.
Careful, this could cause an overdose!!
Amen brother!
He hasn't learned anything since crawling out of the pool.
Apparently not since he had no fucking idea where babies came from!!! A god damn hole... lol
@Me Smith Just add water. Presto! You have one human being...
@Me Smith Magic. Their answer is always magic. They demand we explain things without magic, but all they can do is claim magic.
@Me Smith Yep. And if you aren't allowed to question it, it is worthless. Anything worth a shit can stand up to scrutiny.
I think he’s speaking from personal experience when he talks about coming from a pool of DNA
I admire the mental energy to deal with these callers day in and out.
Matt is actually only 17 years old, it's just that dealing with every one of these idiots accelerates the aging process in those with at least double digit IQs.
"How Did We Get Our First Babies?"
This question shows how this Keyon fellow doesn't have the slightest clue about what he's talking about.
I wouldn't be surprised if he genuinely believes evolution works like in the Pokemon games.
I was always taught in science class that you gotta collect the Rare Candies to do it right.
@@westingtyler1 Don’t forget your thunderstone
@Magical Chemical Daddy Shutup Keyon.
@@travisrhodus1362 This idiot's in multiple threads lol.
@@alandgomez5905 yeah I've been gettin a kick. I love the internet
He seems to be using his brain as just a filler to keep his skull from collapsing.
Lol
At least it's doing something for him.
rofl
Sam best laugh all day nice one🤣🤣🤣🤣😊🤗
It definitely appears that way. lol
There was no first human. Asking the question "Who was the first human?" is as absurd as asking "How old were you when you were growing up?".
That is an astute analogy.
You're mistaken, if by "first human" you mean modern human, homo sapiens. At some point in time there *was* a "first human".
They were genetically very similar to their parents, but were not the same. That "first human" may not have survived to breed. Or they may have. The mutations that make them Homo s. might have occurred several times and/or in several places. At some unknown point there was a first human and then there were more such that it became a new species. That's how evolution works.
@@iatsd Well, that's not quite it. The lines between species are incredibly fuzzy when we are talking about a speciation event, and its hardly a step-by-step progression. Ring species demonstrates this phenomenon very well, We typically view species in a retrospective way, but when we can actually witness a speciation event we suddenly come to the realization that "species" is simply too rigid a definition/category for the natural development of new species.
@@iatsd It's an imperceptible transition, like between the hues of the rainbow. You can't draw line where green starts and ends.
@@igorjee No, it's just a very difficult line to pin down, but it is a definite line: mitochondrial Eve.
*All* humans are modern humans and *all* humans are descended from her.
I love how he thinks he is leading Don & Matt down some profound path to Truth
Another theist that can't answer a question. What a shocker.
He can't form a question. Or thought.
He was just waiting to talk each time. Never listening
I *think* what he's saying is, "If you'd gone to church, and felt the spirit of the lord (or something), you would believe me without all these annoying questions."
It's the epistemology that is taught. The methods pushed during indoctrination are transversal to other areas of... Life.
Keyon doesn't understand evolution or 'science' and needs to get an education to unscramble his thoughts.
Being an African American in the United States there is a good chance he never had access to a proper education. This is just further evidence why we need to provide access to at least DECENT education to everyone in the country. Keyon is just another victim of a terrible system.
Yup, there was rain and water, and BAM...... Humans walked out of the water.
12+ years of general education flushed down the toilet.
Old Boy I know the US education system sucks for everyone lol. Im just saying whites are far more likely to receive a decent education since mostly black schools receive much less funding. I believe all schools in the US should receive more funding since a good education system is the core of what makes a strong middle class.
@@mr.joesterr5359 Wow, I did not even know we had Black & White schools.
All my schools were multiracial....
@Craig 75 You can call that dumbass mentality. 🤣
"The mothers of the babies raised them."
"Oh my gosh, are you serious?"
Is there a problem here, officer?
@@brenthenderson3373 Which "he" explained everything? Because this was just a joke, dude.
@@brenthenderson3373 who is "he" and what exactly did he explain?
@@amaanyahya9863 What part of "divine understanding" don't you get?
@RASOLDIOS Really? Well, to me, it sounded like he was just trying to insert his god as the answer. But whatever. :)
He didn't doubt the answer. You should have paid attention to the next ten seconds. The caller said that's Matt's stock answer about evolution when someone asks "where did we come from?" and Matt says our parents, and they came from theirs, etc. He didn't want a canned, snarky answer even though it was the right one.
This guy's a lost cause, and Matt is unusually patient.
Yes and I’m here screaming at this motor mouth but Matt is still trying lol
You call that patient? Lol
@@squanch4458 patient compared to what he usually is lol. Matt doesn't have much patience for idiots, but he was actually very calm with this one
This is a great example of idiocracy in the modern age.
Most Black people they gotta have God and Jesus I’m black and I’m a nonbeliever sense 25/ now 57 but If I tell a black person that wow they lose their mind they Tell me this how I got here
"How did we get our first babies?"
The same way EVERY mammalian species gets its babies. Keyon simply can't be that clueless.
I was going to ask if this was never given the birds and bees speech as a kid.
Don't bet on that.
@@miconis123 I think he got the "cabbage patch" explanation.
Let's not distract Keyon with the mammals that lay eggs. Or maybe we should?
If the simple organism that first inched its way out of the early earth's ancient tide-pool knew it would later evolve into Kayton, it would turn itself right around march back in.
It's like fuck this shit evolution, I'm out 😂
As a matter of fact, some of them did. They're called cetaceans, and Douglas Adams says they reckon they're smarter than humans because humans have digital watches and atomic bombs, and they don't.
@@albertrogers2506
'So Long And Thanks For All The Fish'
@@keoni7695
Thanks! Are you the Keoni from the video who called into TAE show, and we've all been misspelling your name?
The first organism would likely do a better job at reasoning.
My guess is that Keyon's mother didn't have "divine human understanding" and dropped him on his head a few times in early childhood.
But like you know you saw that thing in the church you might have saw it but I don't know what you seen like you want me to be there or somthing
"DNA came out of the ocean" I've not heard it put quite that radically incorrect in a while.
I honestly thought he said an egg came out of the ocean and it fit so well with the rest of it I just rolled with it.
I liked the "babies can't wipe their own butts" comment too.
@@kentonbaird1723 I'm not entirely convinced Ken Ham isn't descended from rocks. He still has the remnants inside his skull.
@@beardedemperor Bro, that's not fair; that's insulting the rocks.
I expect this to be a new creationist straw man argument soon.
Never thought vegetables could talk.
Learn something every day.
🤣
Hey man Cauliflower is racist
Never heard of Vege-tales?
Be nice. We won’t convince anyone by disparaging them.
@@cameronfielder4955
That is accurate.
I feel bad for these people, they're indoctrinated by the indoctrinated into a cult where mythology is real and taught to deny reality, evidence, proof and that circular reasoning is logical.
You can lead a horse to water but, you can't make them drink.
If you give them some salt, they will.
We need to find some salts to make the water of truth palatable to wash away the holy kool aid they've drank their whole lives, generations worth.
What could you here suggest we use to do this?
Don has really found his inner peace. I envy him laughing so genuinely at such a dishonest caller.
This is the most impressive display of patience I have ever seen.
Have you seen Richard Dawkins talking to creationist Wendy Wright? The full interview is on UA-cam and it’s a most frustrating but perfect example of extreme patience.
And its from Matt!
That dude keyon is a black dude in UTAH ... he’s already lost to religion.
Nobody is incapable of change. Matt is great at making these guys look stupid but everyone alive has believed something foolish at some point, whether it be Santa clause or big foot or Christianity. Matt himself was a Christian. I wish he were a bit nicer to people, as it would definitely help bring them to the side of logic and reason. You cannot convince someone by being a jerk.
@@cameronfielder4955 The show wouldn't be anywhere near as entertaining if Matt mollycoddled these people. That's why he has co-hosts. He's a 'jerk', as you say, when the callers don't listen or do not respond in any considered or reasonable way to the counter-arguments, or when attempt to dodge or re-direct the discussion when they've been called out. The show is as successful as it is because of Matt's approach, and too many people call in with an agenda, and are thus unwilling to listen or learn, and are obstinate in their discourse: said people should be treated as Matt treats them....and it's outstanding to hear.
@@cameronfielder4955 Cameron... cameron... cameron... Alright you're on hold
@T S Yep. It's justified. Of course it is. So is my rebuttal. Your retort is also, though it could've been better (clearly typed on a phone....yes?) I think you meant 'blah blah blah', and perhaps meant to place a 'for' in-between 'Matt's' and 'stupid'. Still, I like that you're clearly objective......Matt is definitely a hypocritical jerk. Case closed. How dare he!
@@cameronfielder4955 “Nobody is incapable of change” prove it.
The three words that terrify Christians: “I don’t know.”
Christian's testify that they do know, most do so out of kindness and love, to share salvation and eternal life.
@@lukeluke4971 - nah, the longer you talk to some of the more preachy kind, the more you'll notice that it's mostly narcissism or at the very least the frantic need to be right.
One word that terrifies atheists: God. It’s really just silly. God is nothing to be afraid of.
@@kayelbee3798 - yes, and that's why no atheist can be afraid of any god.
Mens Hominis Then why are you so afraid the admit that the universe was created by a creator instead of magic?
Keyon is "speaking in tongues." This just shows how parents religious indoctrination of children should be considered child abuse.
Why would it be child Abuse?
@@lukeluke4971 Would you agree that threats of violence by a parent against a child is indeed child abuse? Then what do you think goes through a child's mind when you tell him that if you don't accept Jesus as your Lord and savior or if you are "bad" that you will burn in Hell forever? Or parents who teach that evolution is a lie and that what is in the bible or the Quran is absolutely true? Like condoning slavery. Or that homosexuality is an "abomination?" Kids aren't born bigots. That vile behavior is passed on by their parents.
Mark Wolfson I don’t think he is smart enough to make up a language. Very low IQ. I think he was drunk and high...
u do realize way to many of these self righteous assholes do more drugs and alcohol than they read their bibles.
As much as these self righteous assholes love to mock gay ppl and their sexual preferences they should have all been drag queens. How they loves DRAMA and SHOWS!!!
Mark Wolfson p.s. I love all gay ppl so I’m not making fun of gay ppl.
Imagine a courtroom where you're being prosecuted for given false testimony and the judge asks the prosecutor for his evidence and he simply says "Why you mad bro?" That's keyon. That's how he believes the world works. Why? Because keyon's world is so small that nothing but his opinion can fit inside it.
Sango i would hope NOBODY would ever get to trial with jury members like that IDIOT Keyon.
People thinking like him is the EXACT reason why so many innocent people go to jail in usa.
They dont EVER judge people on the accual evidence but more likely on their so called gods laws
This is what happens when someone sleeps through about 50 minutes of a 60 minute class.
Not to mention being 10 minutes late.
Probably home schooled.
@@Asa...S By a cabal of ignorance.
@@Asa...S As I always say "Home schooled and the teacher never turned up".
Or stays awake through the full hour of a class conducted a whacko evengelical "teacher".
The caller is quite irritating. How does someone like this survive? How does he navigate this world with his serious inability to grasp language and rational thought?
He has God to guide him! 🤣🤣🤣
Christians switch their brain off whenever they think about their religion. It's the only way they can reconcile it with their natural tendency to not believe ridiculous nonsense.
And of course, some are just stupid. In which case, who knows?
I would imagine with a very limited income and range of experiences, lived largely in a cloud of thoughts that are not about what is real.
Most people are like this. Its just not seen from our own perspective.
@@brucemadge8147 and those who dont have God will have the Devil.
"Pool of DNA"
Is he trying to win the best Kent Hovind impersonation award?
That's the "golden crocoduck" those are given away on another channel.
I saw a pool of dna on xhamster.
This is like asking "If the French language evolved from Latin then who did the first French speaker communicate with?"
A guy in a beret and striped jersey stood on a street corner smoking Gauloises, while shouting at other guys walking past in togas, looking bemused.
This is a very underrated comment.
Something something... Tower of Babel... Something... Probably...
This is a great analogy. Incremental differences and nuance observed as definitive quantum from a far post perspective.
@@petermirtitsch1235
Great, great comment.
How did we get our first babies? Well, when mommies and daddies love each other very much, they share a special kind of hug...
Don recomming a Dawkins book to someone who clearly can barely read is classic.
Books on tape exist for the mentally special people.
1 minute in and i feel confused by proxy
barely? this guy couldn't dial the telephone for himself....I don't think I can keep his drool in on his own...
Another caller who insults atheists then claims they're offended because they somehow secretly know they're wrong. Wow.
When did he say he was offended? I didn't hear that part
@@lukeluke4971 The caller accuses the atheist of being offended because the caller, like many theists in this situation, thinks he struck a nerve. In reality, the atheists get angry because the caller isn't treating them with respect.
@@lukeluke4971 He did sounded pretty offended about been called a liar, which is totally and completely reasonable
I didn’t think he insulted them. However Matt certainly insulted Keyon and probably pushed him further into his beliefs which is unfortunate. We need to build a bridge to logic that theists can cross while maintaining their dignity. You cannot insult someone into submission.
@@cameronfielder4955 Keyon insulted them first…are you deaf?
Poor Keyon. I feel sorry for him. I hope one day he can overcome his mental misalignment and even work against those who did the damage to him.
Something tells me he is one of the happiest men in history though.
@@notjustmedamnit he feels like he’s on the top of the world every second of the day
He definitely talked over you guys with word salad and nonsense sprinkled with fluffy language more than stayed on topic. Dishonest and cowardly is perfect to describe how he kept dodging taking accountability for his insinuations.
Word salad? Brother that was more like the whole word buffet complete with 3 day old squid and some rubbery mac and cheese.
Mad respect to Matt. I often feel Matt gets angry too quickly but in this case he was amazingly patient with an complete idiot who keeps moving the goalposts.
Yeah it's funny. Sometimes he can't keep his posture and just plows through the callers like a tank. Other times he is much nicer. I like both sides of him.
I love that shit! Lmfao! But sometimes, I think some people he talks with he doesn’t have to get so impatient but I can’t imagine doing this as much as he does and not having a short fuse sometimes.
@@musashi939 To be honest I liked the nicer side. I actually started watching his videos because I saw a video where he was nice to an inquisitive caller who was questioning herself.
The saddest thing is that this is like over half of Americans personified.
I don't think that's true. I think most Americans - most people, for that matter - are pretty much OK. Everyone is dumb from time to time, some people are just plain dumb.
Dumb is loud. Smart is not.
Dumb gets revenue generating clicks for news media. Smart does not.
Basically, dumb people tend to be louder than the rest.
Those are my thoughts on the matter, anyway. Either way, I think we can agree that this guy is thicker than concrete soup.
Sadly, this is an example of a poor educational system.
@Magical Chemical Daddy And I guess there is nothing magical about this..."god"?
Magic is that weird thing you can't explain. Science is about explaining stuff. Which one is magical?
E. H. This moron is a troll. Nobody is dumb enough to pretend we worship chemicals. Don’t feed the trolls.
@Magical Chemical Daddy not a requirement of atheism
Theist: "I have the answer to every conceivable question!"
Atheist asks theist a simple question.
Theist can't even mutter something coherent, much less be considered english.
3:01 this is why Don Baker is such a wonderful person. Even though the caller is obviously not interested in how evolution works, Don gave him a great book recommendation.
Don is a sweetheart
the end is good. giving a quick summary of what happened in the call is great. like, he tried a gotcha with the babies thing, then when that fell flat he retreated to "you already know I'm right but are denying it". that's ALL this caller had. WEAK SAUCE.
And somewhere there is a grove of trees busily taking in carbon dioxide and pumping out oxygen. I believe Keyon owes those trees an apology.
@@donmiller2908 I believe Keyon owes the universe taking up room in the time-space continuum an apology too.
@@scipioafricanus5871 - Oh Burn! I need to remember that one.
Talking to Keyon is like quicksand, he just sucks the conversation DOWN.
*+Valisk*
It's his dishonesty I find so reprehensible. I mean, he can't really believe that one day a baby crawled out of the primordial pond and went "I have no mother. What should I do?" He's wilfully ignorant as so many religious people are. They take pride in their lack of understanding and when presented with information to educate themselves, they do what Keyon did and that was dance around the subjects and over talk Matt and Don. I'd be angry if there wasn't a lot more important things to be bothered by right now. He's like a frigging annoying housefly that keeps coming back to be swatted away, just to come back again.
the difference is that you can actually reach a limit on how low you can sink into quicksand
Lol yep dude is ignorant 🤣
For real
They try to beat you down with their "It's true because I believe it is" stupidity.
He knew he lost the argument when he started asserting that Matt knows the truth but is jusy denying it.
The last tactic of a desperate theist.
4 minutes in and my brain is hurting. Wow.
Two mins is all I got. Once he tried to "subtly" insult their intelligence, and the sheer superiority in his voice
I made it until almost ELEVEN MINUTES! One thing I've learned, and I've heard it somewhere before is: "You can't fix stupid!" Someone help me on where I've heard this. It's from somewhere in my past. Movie, book, I just can't recall.
I watched the whole video and it still hurts
@@SchiwiM I watched the whole video, too. I just made the comment at the 4 min mark. It didn't get any better.
I think those 4 minutes just killed my last 4 remaining brain cells
Keyon doesnt understand how words work.
It's astounding that he even knows how to breath.
@@SuperHuscarl I'm wondering if he puts his pants on before his shoes?
Sad but true
PURPLE!
That’s how this works, right?!
Sounds like Keyon is immune to any serious learning. I doubt he will ever read anything that contradicts his vague notions of the diversity of life on earth.
@Magical Chemical Daddy Shutup Keyon.
@Magical Chemical Daddy
@Magical Chemical Daddy keep hounding him. He'll get it
@Magical Chemical Daddy
@Magical Chemical Daddy Do a cantrip Keyon, show us your magic.
Don recommending Keyon read ANYTHING is hilarious. If Keyon ever cracked a book it was just to look at the pictures.
And if it didn't have pictures he wouldn't bother at all.
And paint them
That boy's about as sharp as a sack of wet mice! - Also Foghorn Leghorn!
As sharp as a bowling ball and just as dense..also foghorn leghorn
@@mykehog6646 - Yet, strangely... it appears that he does have a genuine interest in somehow learning with respect to reality and factual evidence?
@@tracer740 Keyon isn't calling in to learn anything, he's just trying to preach. He's confused, and he's a coward. This is what religious thinking does to people. Do you honestly think he came away from this with some new understanding?
Dumber than a bag full of door knobs.
The chance of Keyon understanding "The Ancestor's Tale" is zero.
It was a very good idea for Don to give to the viewers
The chance of him actually reading it aren’t high either
He would hava meltdown
The caller is an arrogant and sanctimonious know-it-all, but he makes up for it by being a massively unpleasant person.
And his lack of intelligence...
@@MartinAlix mountain high, valley deep
@@MartinAlix It's not just lack of intelligence, it's willful ignorance. He keeps ignoring everything brought to him.
You’re giving him wayyyy too much credit. He’s just dumb as fuck
“DIVINE INTER-VENTION”
I have to admit, I kind of lost it 😂
I did too haha 🤣🤣
A bunch of priests sat around on folding chairs, holding an intervention for Jesus, telling him how his wine addiciton is hurting everyone... Should be a monty python bit.
"I didn't feel divine intervention."
"yes you did."
"No, I didn't."
"ya, but you know you did tho in your heart of hearts."
"No, I know in my heart of hearts that I didn't."
"but you did tho."
EDIT: 1:15 "you got your little radio show" a foreshadow on the rest of the call.
There was quiet a few times you can here him sound bratty lol I knew he wasnt interested in listening
@@atme7513 hear*
Caller: "I'm calling you a liar but I don't want you to be upset about it so if you're mad that's you fault"
I believe Keyon came directly out of a pool of ooze. That was painful.
I believe Keyon came directly out of a pool of booze.
You know they can't swim 😂
I believe the first thing that crawled out of that pool of primordial ooze was more intelligent than Keyon.
Keon is the the perfect example of why education is important. Learning about the knowledge mankind has accumulated over millenia helps to understand interact and live in this world today and tomorrow but you also need to have some semblance of curiosity to go further and critical thinking skills to be able to digest information properly.
Nor should it happen. I'm glad you hung up on him. Dishonest, smug person.
At least half of all callers are like that: dishonest, smug people.
@elmer cook If that were my real picture I sure as hell would've picked a different one 😂😂😂 It's a picture of Patsy Stone, a character in the comedy series Absolutely Fabulous, which I've loved for many, many years now 😉😊
People really shouldn't get high before calling into a show like this....
I think it was Isaac Asimov who said that the Hashishim, followers of "Hassan the Assassin" who strangely enough was at one time a classmate of the brilliant great skeptic Omar Khayyam, were on a drug far more dangerous than cannabis: -- religion!
@- He has a headset freeing both hands.
@@albertrogers2506 cannabis isn't dangerous
There is no known starting date for Keyon's use
Clearly Kenyon skipped school quite a lot.
"How Did We Get Our First Babies? | Keyon "
Spoiler alert for Keyon: not from the stork.
Its funny that Don recommends a book to Keyon, as if Keyon can actually read😂
I’m sorry, that was rude...but c’mon🤷🏼♂️
A buffoon, but not worth that much insult
I'd laugh if he wasn't just dumb, but a bad person as well
I keep hearing "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger!" in my head.
Nah, those guys were BRILLIANT in comparison
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So, basically, "Keyon" is a phone troll wasting the hosts' time.
Poe's Law dictates he could really be that stupid.
@@bdpickett Possibly. But whatever he is, he's still just a waste of time.
Waste of sperm
@@marrllly waste of DNA
@FiniteAutomaton waste of 'soft' Solipsim. Lol
"I was gonna talk to Matt, but then I got high... I was gonna sound like an aristocrat, but I got high. Now I'm back on hold, and I know why. Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high..."
A E I O U and sometimes W
Actually that is fallacious. I'm watching this with a spliff... Often do, it's my 'comedy slot' for the day. And my cognitive abilty is not in the least bit compromised or impaired, more than it is slightly enhanced. Don't forget that most psychotropic substances - esp THC and amphetamine - affect different people in different ways, subject to people's individual metabolism; medical and nutritional contraindicative reactions; neurochemical physiology and its effect on those individual psychis. In some; it enhances depression; in others, it may alleviate the symptoms of depression; with those who are of low intelligence, it might amplify those limited cognitive characteristics; conversely in others with higher cognitive function, it might lead to a hightened state of awareness, or pathway to an artistic skill, or predisposition to lateral thinking.
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So your comment, clearly composed to demonstrate your 'wit' and pschhological understanding, such as it is and all to present a 'well-rounded' person of 'superior wisdom'. The reality of course is the opposite, where your ignorance, together with likely inexperience on the subject is clearly evident.
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BTW - What is the correlation between 'sounding aristocratic' and perceived 'intelligence' ?
Ta da da da da da da!!!!!
I just saw the title and I was like, "Daaaaaaamn, this gonna be good!"
"Sheeeeit, you know it bro."
UDY?
Well you are "daaaaaaamned if you dont live in Christ. Jesus is Love, try it. He will give you eternal life if you love him😇. Have a great day
@@lukeluke4971 why would a god, who apparently loves all of us, care if we loved him back?
I love my children, but I honestly don't care if they love me or not (but as I'm an amazing father, who certainly didn't mutilate his children's genitalia, or minds with the nonsense of religion). Luckily, as I'm so good, my kids adore me.
It's only dictators that care whether they're loved, and punish those who don't
Always great to see Don on the show 💯
Oh my god this one was hilarious lmao. Humans crawling out of pools of nothing... Divine human knowledge... Where do babies come from... amazing
Momo Symphonia ...I KNOW 🤣 POOL OF NOTHING 😂🙈 OMG I was lmao
jdtrickster4 prove your claim
@@foxybrunnette I'm like 99% sure he was joking
jdtrickster4 ...your arbitrary questions don’t prove anything or make any sense
Momo Symphonia I’m about 99% sure he wasn’t joking 🤣
If Keyon even opens "the ancestors tale", I would be stunned. And if he reads it AND understands it....wow, if he does that, I'm going to eat some toast.
i remember having an argument with a friend about eggs and live birth.
she kept going on and on about snakes and fish laying eggs. why is it only snakes and fish.
i had to go on google to show her it is also, birds, reptiles and amphibians that lay eggs. then when i hit her with , there is a mammal that lays eggs too and some fish and snakes give live birth.
i thought her head was going to explode with this new information. good thing her bible gives her everything she needs about the world around her.
How old was she, if I may ask?
If she was a child, it's definitely understandable.
But if she was a teenager or even an adult, I find it shocking that she didn't know about birds, frogs, or any other egg-laying animals.
Wait, had she never eaten eggs, like chicken eggs? Or seen them at least? Or did she think those came from snakes or fish?
@maskedathiest LOL
She sounds like a real keeper. /end sarcasm.
The mammalian placenta is also an egg. It's a remnant of the evolutionary processes that lead to where we are today.
It's the afterbirth.
It breaks, the fluid is released, the live fetus is discharged then, the placental mass comes out.
And I'm just a layman with no degrees and a GED...
Bible Science V Real Science. Bring it on!
As a member of the black race, I apologize to everyone for this caller.
No apology required. Everybody has 'em. Different colors, same dumb ass magic 'thinking'.
Don't apologize for someone else's ignorance. You should be proud of who you are, provided that you're a good person, as you seem to be.
Maybe Keyon will change, but you never know.
Lin K I was being facetious.....
@@pk-le4er Are you so dull that you can't infer it from the tone of his voice and his dialect?
i love how don always laughs at the ridiculousness !
I've always loved the contrast over the years when one host would be pissed at a caller and Don's just sitting there laughing his ass off at the dumbass caller.
Don probably figured out that if he didn't laugh then he would cry.
He is savage at times too.
Laughing is a good coping mechanism.
Condescending burn... It gotta hurt.
Because the caller cannot understand the evolution of humans, he invokes the sky genie to help explain it. If you do no understand something research the subject in a self honourable way and if you still do not understand it, then say "ok, I don't understand". None of this evoke a magic entity. So funny, but also so sad.
This ladies and gentlemen what we call the Dilahunty slap
@@kentonbaird1723 I'd say slightly less than that. Maybe 0.25 of a Hitchslap
Kenyon is high AF
Keyon*
@@alandgomez5905 Keyoff*
@@damienleigh9943 I think I'M right lol.
@Joe Horn ha ha ha
He’s stupid
the patience you guys have to explain basic education omg! I wish I was this patient
I think I would've thrown myself into traffic lol.
Kudos to these guys for their patience with someone so aggressive and insulting.
I was in church once and I saw doughnuts, then I realized I could get them elsewhere
The arrogance at the beginning of this video from Keyon is astounding 🤣
I'm suppressed he could dial the phone by himself.
Keyon seems off key. When someone starts off with "okay, let's go with science then"... Oooooh boy.
Edit : "divine... Inter... Vention..." x'D
This dill Keyon would talk under water with a mouth full of marbles!
Yeah 🤗 wtf 😋
Hahahahahaha
WOW!!!!!
What on earth is going on in the USA?
This is insane!!!
From Scotland UK.🏴
Hey there, some of our craziest callers the last few months have come from the good ol' UK. Seriously, its to the point that when I answer the phone and hear an accent I KNOW its going to be good ;-)
@@callscreenerpaul6636 Aye plenty of nutters here too, but not so many of the religious variety !
america is screwed
@@jacklong9449 And you can defend a Christian god? Please do, as we have not seen anything worthwhile so far.
@UCP6EFqSNgQs4OQzqvs9Sk0Q Hey failus maximus, why did you erased the post were you got triggerede hard.
I guess you just cannot stand your own name.
This is like EVERY conversation with my family EVER. Seriously. This call was triggering.
Holy spit, you should receive an anesthetic before each holiday dinner.
Yes, and why does the family get loud and angry when the subject comes up?
@@anonymousjohnson976 Their ignorance is behind a mucus plug, and they start frothing and flailing when it's poked
If there was a first human, we now know how he would have sounded
Ouch..Too good
Cowardice and dishonesty. Religion in a nutshell.
I am glad I now can comprehend divine human understanding. Thank you Matt and Don!
"I can't wrap my head around biology or evolution so it must not be a thing!"
I got my first babies when my young wife and I miscalculated her fertility dates and engaged in num-nums without protection.
Humble Evidence Accepter “Nums-Nums”?!!?? That must be some major “turn-on” when you folks are whispering “love talk” in each others’ ears in bed!
Humble: “I’m so hot for you tonight, Baby girl!”
Lady-Love: “Ohhh, darlin’! What’re you wanting?” (giggle)
Humble: “You know, Sugar; some lovin’!
Lady-Love: “I think you’re wanting to make mad, passio...”
Humble: “Yessss! Let’s do Num-Nums, lil’ Mama!”
Lady-Love: “ ## *!?!?!* ## WTF???”
I can't stop laughing at Keyon! He's off his rocker!
Some human became more advanced and knowledgeable, and then there is Keyon from Utah.
I must say that I am amazed by the sheer patience Matt, Don, or any of the other hosts have when dealing with Keyons of this world. When I try to picture myself trying to explain, for the n-th time, that humans didn't just *poof* into existence one day... well, lets just say that, in my mind, it turns violent very quickly and someone is getting yelled at.
I sometimes think that thats the plan. They can frame you as the angry atheist that can only win by yelling
I wanna drink beers with Matt and Don.
Be careful. He might put you on hold
@@flux5836 you need to be special douche for matt to put you on hold. He goes through so much shit and stupidity, and still manages to go on at lengths without hold or cutting off!!
@kim burley bring some ice please, would you.
matt you are my hero,,,,thank you for saying what i think.
Holy shit over the years I’ve slowly learned that you do not tell Matt what you know what he is thinking and/or knows you will be crushed with the weight of logic lol
The “you mad, bro?” Is all a cop out when you have nothing else to say
Spanish language came from Latin. There was no person that started speaking Spanish first & before him everyone was speaking Latin.
And I'm sure the wheel came before the Airbus 😋