Spy - eats bread Sniper - kills spy Medic - Heavy raid Engineer - mechanical bread Heavy - kills scout in the process Demo - eats glass and drinks bread Soldier - No said engi Pyro - Failure Scout - Alert! The enemy has taken our bread *Soldier heavy raid*
0:01 NOM 0:10 now THIS is A knife 0:20 HEVY REID 0:40 LVL 2 bred 0:50 AAAA O MY BEUTIFUL ASS 1:02 AAAA-*dies* 1:14 teleport 1:22 DENIED 1:36 THE ENEMY STOLE OUR BRED
Also I noticed how the table that the red and blues were on, they either can grab or take or take and grab the bread, meanwhile Blu medic is trying to enjoy red bread
@@fatalerror_techodima "HEEEEYAH" *turns bread into a sentry Sanvich* "Dugh!" *looks at the sanvich, then the wrench, then at the camera* "Dammit!" *looks down with depression*
Spy: Eats Sniper: Kills Spy and smashes table Medic: Skill/anger issue Engineer: Science failed him Heavy: Team kill (Perma ban) Demoman: drunk asf, eats glass, shock and collapses Soldier: I rather teleport this shit but Engineer wont let me Pyro: No mouth Scout: Ded by bread
Scout: oh hell yea: **Tries to grab bred** "alert, the enemy has taked our intelligence" ah, What the hell- **dissaster, again** Soldier: **sees teleporter** (clap) hhehehehehehehehehe **appears engi** engi: no bred for u soldier boi; soldier: dammit Pyro: hmmmmmhmhmhmm **tries to ead bread and fail** hm (huh) **Thinks** mhmmmm (angy) Demoman: aeasnbeaujsnbdawhhhsd, eh, oaaahh **eats bottle** on nom ñom AUCCCCCCK ao te botlle u **drinks bread) oah? eeeeue **dissaster** Fat boi: **Trows sasha** **pulls out shogun** NOH **pulls out POW** Hah **points** **POW** **Disaster with "what i have done" face** Jeremy: ooh my beautiful As$! Engi: lets do dis Texa style >:D, HIIIIIIIIAH (spawns da ROBO-SANDWICH3000) AH (lok da whrench (i dont remember the name of the Wrench but is still one of that)) damit D; Herr Doktor: **patiently cuts bread, but bread dont want to be cut** **angy medik** **cuts bread faster, and faster, and faster** AAAAAAUEAHHHHHH **PIECE OF BREAD FALLS OUT AFTER 20 YEARS** huuh :D (angy hevys takes bred) (medik angy) Snipah: hmmr **trow knaif** (AAAAEUAHH) **PULLS OUT A FRIKIN 1800'S SWORD** now dis is a knife **cuts bread (and da table)** **"what i have done" face** Spy: hahahaha (musik) **pulls out knife** *cut bread** om nom ñom, Exelent🧐👍
"How do you tell how good bread is without tasting it? Not the smell, not the look, but the sound of the crust. Listen. _[bread crackles]_ Oh, symphony of crackle! Only great bread sound this way." - Colette Tatou, _Ratatouille_ (2007)
My reactions to the tf2 mercs on how they eat bread. How spy eats a bread: Good. How sniper eats a bread: OH NO, OUR TABLE! D: How medic eats a bread: Heavies, leave medic alone- How engineer eats a bread: You don't have to make the bread become metal. How heavy eats a bread: O_O How demoman eats a bread: drunk demo, my favorite class merc. C: How soldier eats a bread: *REMEMBERS THE FLASHBACK OF TF2 EXPEDITION DATE* How pyro eats a bread: you can't even take off the mask, pyro. How scout eats a bread: :)
Medic - can't cut bread because he is blu when the table is red Scout - instead of taking and eat it he takes it like breifcase like in ctf because he's red when the table is BLU
0:18 Sniper: now this is a knife- (Destroyed coffee table) Lyon: you gotten Pay for that😠 Sniper: ummm would Australium will do😥 Lyon: hmmm Lyon’s thoughts: (I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!) Lyon: yeah sure
spy:normal sniper:breaks the bread medic:mad engineer:bruh moment heavy:taunts the gun demoman:eat -bread- bottle drink -bottle- bread soldier:telepor- engi:no pyro:cant eat scout:emeny has taken our intel-
That awkward moment when you realize that only _SPY_ actually got to enjoy his bread... Everyone else did not. Sniper, Engie and Heavy lost their breads due to their cockiness, Medic was unable to enjoy his Bread because of "E-Spammers", Pyro was unable to enjoy Its bread because of the respirator, Demoman was too drunk to tell the difference (though according to the "Beer Song", Beer is Liquid Bread), Soldier... Didn't even intend to eat the bread at all and Engie had to step in to stop Soldier from abusing the Teleporter, and Scout... ...Best I can tell is that the Announcer decided to register the bread as an "Objective" just to be a douche-canoe.
Soldier WTF are you finking, i Will don't let you teleport more breads in a teleporter, because you did It with a fu**** waifu version of that thing, so... ¡¡NOPE SOLDIER, DON'T DO THAT!!
PASS: 0:00 Spy 0:21 Medic (The bread got stolen by Heavy but I'll count it as a pass anyway since he cut it properly) Couldn't even try due to outside factors: 1:15 Soilder (DANG IT ENGINEER!) 1:25 Pyro (It doesn't take a genius to figure this out) 1:34 Scout (This just isn't realistic at all) LICENSE S-3 FAIL RETRY EXIT: 0:09 Sniper 0:41 Engineer 0:51 Heavy 1:04 Demoman
![Jolly Rancher [SFM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/P6mplgr1ggc/mqdefault.jpg)
It's interesting how Heavy, Demoman and 3ngineer were not animated, but probably recorded using movement trackers. That's a fun detail right there!
Reminds me of bonelab
Tf2 in VR
oh really, I didnt notice that!
3 engineers?
@@eugeniaamariei8626 my bad for the typo :(
0:44 Engineer just upgraded it to level 2 bread.
Great! Time to get it on level 3!
Its a mini sentry.
No no no, isn't a mini sentry, is a mini bread...
Reminds me of Fix-It-Felix, " Why do I fix everything I touch! "
@@djamtzI didn’t notice that reference lol
0:22 I love how Medic trying cut the bread in gentle way and rages
It's me😭
Probably he's got high ping so he didn't manage to cut the bread the first time
Skill issue
Spy - eats bread
Sniper - kills spy
Medic - Heavy raid
Engineer - mechanical bread
Heavy - kills scout in the process
Demo - eats glass and drinks bread
Soldier - No said engi
Pyro - Failure
Scout - Alert! The enemy has taken our bread
*Soldier heavy raid*
0:01 NOM
0:10 now THIS is A knife
0:20 HEVY REID
0:40 LVL 2 bred
0:50 AAAA O MY BEUTIFUL ASS
1:02 AAAA-*dies*
1:14 teleport
1:22 DENIED
1:36 THE ENEMY STOLE OUR BRED
0:26 it's funny because everyone considers the stock bonesaw as medics worst melee
Exactly, he should've used the Ubersaw for more efficiency
if he used the amputator, he could have made the bread-eating experience much easier for the rest of the team
Thing is, a saw would probably work good on bread since knives meant for cutting bread usually have a serrated edge
I thought the Bonesaw is somewhat decent, considering that I got a handful of kills with it.
Edit: Most accidental.
@@thesergalladaf6902 How many of them were random crits?
Gotta love how spy was the only one that actually cut the bread normally
Pyro was also kinda normal, he just picked up the bread and chomped
Medic try to gently cut it but.. It's just won't come off
@@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 he wasn't able to randomly crit......
Medic tried too.
@@challacustica9049Heavy raid stops him from eating bread. Poor medic 😢
0:42 he has the magic touch.
Scout got raided by the blu team when he tried to eat the baguette 1:35 LOL 😂😂😂
Blu baguette
@@Stalker_duty indeed
Now, this is why he hates his dad, anything French causes him pain.
Also I noticed how the table that the red and blues were on, they either can grab or take or take and grab the bread, meanwhile Blu medic is trying to enjoy red bread
A 🥖 update
1:15, Soldier was Gonna Teleport Bread.
Get the reference?
Must be engineer she knows soldier teleport bread
@@sheriwilcuntapayhe*
I teleported bread
@@spesppi *what…?*
I like how medic *slowly* gets angry, that makes for very cool bit of animation.
Sniper looks offended, offended that the table has the audacity to break from him slamming his knife really hard onto it.😂
Weak table and skill issue
"Alert the enemy has taken our Bread" lol.
Oh my god I got 112 likes now!
1:36
@@ildan_games_2008 isnt it at 1:36 ?
This is might be the most funniest thing that scout has done!
1:21 NO TELE-BREADS TODAY
Soldier: Damnit
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days. -tf2 Soldier
“How much bread are we talkin’?”
“All of it!”
VHERE?!?!?!? VHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ZENDING IT?!?!?
When Medic "cutted" bread, one of the Heavies just punched it out of existence. Thats cold blooded
I love how only Spy had enough brain cells to successfully achive the task at hand. Everybody else couldn't even taste the bread.
the four famous last words:
‘eugreeh’ -Demoman
‘Ooww, my beautiful ass!’ and ‘What the hell?’ -Scout
‘Damnit!’ -Soldier
0:13 Now this is a knife 🔪
*breaks table*
*medic cutting the bread but getting lil angry and goes rage mode* aaaaaaa *but the bread cuts by himself*oh *then 100 heavys coming saying doctor*
Let's do this Texas style!
@@fatalerror_techodima "HEEEEYAH"
*turns bread into a sentry Sanvich*
"Dugh!"
*looks at the sanvich, then the wrench, then at the camera*
"Dammit!"
*looks down with depression*
HEEEEEEE-AW!
Spy: Eats
Sniper: Kills Spy and smashes table
Medic: Skill/anger issue
Engineer: Science failed him
Heavy: Team kill (Perma ban)
Demoman: drunk asf, eats glass, shock and collapses
Soldier: I rather teleport this shit but Engineer wont let me
Pyro: No mouth
Scout: Ded by bread
0:23 when the thing designed to LITERALLY CUT BONES cant even cut bread
I love how spy has the Cigarette in his mouth, even while he was eating lol
1:35 Their reaction time is so fast I find it hard to believe in game.
0:21 unstoppable bread 🍞
MEEEEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCC
We all know Heavy would treat that bred with respect and make a baller sandwich out of it.
1:29 I expected Pyro takes his breathing valve off and some tentacles showed up.
he will eat heavy head cooked on bread
“this is a knife”*brakes the table*”…this is a sledgehammer”
1:01 Aw, my beautiful a-!
Ss
0:37 was unexpected
0:35 or that
Or this 0:38
of course
of course soldier wants to teleport bread
He is going to teleport the bread for three days
Question?
@@spesppi what's your question
@@Thedragonking480 I teleported bread
@@spesppi How... long?
now this is a knife 0:13
And he still failed
Dear god
No it's a sword
OUR TABLE IS BROKEN
@@тимикмандаринthere’s more.
1:05 DEMOMAN WHAT YOU DOING LOL XDDD
Eating glass.
Drinking bread
Where's me fucking beer? *Falls*
hes demoman, what do you expect
He's eating, leave that little guy alone
the *c r o n c h* sound as demoman ate his bottle absolutely broke me
Demo eating the bottle and then dying as soon as he realises is absolutely hilarious.
I love that Spy and Pyro were the only normal ones, even if Pyro couldn't actually eat the bread
Scout: oh hell yea: **Tries to grab bred** "alert, the enemy has taked our intelligence" ah, What the hell- **dissaster, again**
Soldier: **sees teleporter** (clap) hhehehehehehehehehe **appears engi** engi: no bred for u soldier boi; soldier: dammit
Pyro: hmmmmmhmhmhmm **tries to ead bread and fail** hm (huh) **Thinks** mhmmmm (angy)
Demoman: aeasnbeaujsnbdawhhhsd, eh, oaaahh **eats bottle** on nom ñom AUCCCCCCK ao te botlle u **drinks bread) oah? eeeeue **dissaster**
Fat boi: **Trows sasha** **pulls out shogun** NOH **pulls out POW** Hah **points** **POW** **Disaster with "what i have done" face** Jeremy: ooh my beautiful As$!
Engi: lets do dis Texa style >:D, HIIIIIIIIAH (spawns da ROBO-SANDWICH3000) AH (lok da whrench (i dont remember the name of the Wrench but is still one of that)) damit D;
Herr Doktor: **patiently cuts bread, but bread dont want to be cut** **angy medik** **cuts bread faster, and faster, and faster** AAAAAAUEAHHHHHH **PIECE OF BREAD FALLS OUT AFTER 20 YEARS** huuh :D (angy hevys takes bred) (medik angy)
Snipah: hmmr **trow knaif** (AAAAEUAHH) **PULLS OUT A FRIKIN 1800'S SWORD** now dis is a knife **cuts bread (and da table)** **"what i have done" face**
Spy: hahahaha (musik) **pulls out knife** *cut bread** om nom ñom, Exelent🧐👍
"How do you tell how good bread is without tasting it? Not the smell, not the look, but the sound of the crust. Listen. _[bread crackles]_ Oh, symphony of crackle! Only great bread sound this way." - Colette Tatou, _Ratatouille_ (2007)
W Quote, W Movie, W Character.
Would.
0:47 Whoops! This ain't my bread-eating wrench!
My reactions to the tf2 mercs on how they eat bread.
How spy eats a bread: Good.
How sniper eats a bread: OH NO, OUR TABLE! D:
How medic eats a bread: Heavies, leave medic alone-
How engineer eats a bread: You don't have to make the bread become metal.
How heavy eats a bread: O_O
How demoman eats a bread: drunk demo, my favorite class merc. C:
How soldier eats a bread: *REMEMBERS THE FLASHBACK OF TF2 EXPEDITION DATE*
How pyro eats a bread: you can't even take off the mask, pyro.
How scout eats a bread: :)
*0:11** random crits are fair and balanced*
1:18 this was 100% engi's trap teleporter because it is an exit
Alternate ending: spy swallows his cigarette along with the bread
0:38 DOKTER 🗣🗣🔥🗣🙏🙏🙏
MEEEDIIC🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
MEDIC!!🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥
Yeah, Soldier isn't allowed to have bread after the whole incident in Expiration Date
Medic glitched out crazy. Lol 😂 0:34
Rageglitch
0:59 POW
*obliterates bread*
His face there☠
Voice behind the scene: Aw, my beautiful a-!
1:01 Aww my beautiful WHAT?! 😳
Ass
It went up Scout's rectum.
Ow, my beautiful head…
@@piyaroq8189 It was @$$ (ITS NUMBER 244 WHAT ARE YOU THINKI-)
AWWE MY BEAUTIFUL ASS
Medic - can't cut bread because he is blu when the table is red
Scout - instead of taking and eat it he takes it like breifcase like in ctf because he's red when the table is BLU
Plus soldier either blu
Tf2 anomaly be like: 0:34
😂 BRO YOU REALY GOT ME!
I felt that Sniper. Don't go too hard😂😂
He knows what he must do.... 1:17
Question
@Blueskullomg what's your question?
@TrashGuy1 i teleported bread, that's good... Right??
@@Blueskullomg Y E S
@TrashGuy1 then i will teleport more bread
Nice pain you got ther-
alert, the enemy has taken our bread
0:18
Sniper: now this is a knife-
(Destroyed coffee table)
Lyon: you gotten Pay for that😠
Sniper: ummm would Australium will do😥
Lyon: hmmm
Lyon’s thoughts: (I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!)
Lyon: yeah sure
Delicious broken Glass🤤🤤🤤🤤 1:05
Medic!!!
1:35 😂😂😂
1:37 rip scout, he just wanted to eat a piece of that good looking bread 😞
OK THE BONESAW BIT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IIRC SOME BONESAWS ARE MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR BONE AND CANT CUT ANYTHING ELSE
spy:normal
sniper:breaks the bread
medic:mad
engineer:bruh moment
heavy:taunts the gun
demoman:eat -bread- bottle drink -bottle- bread
soldier:telepor- engi:no
pyro:cant eat
scout:emeny has taken our intel-
That awkward moment when you realize that only _SPY_ actually got to enjoy his bread... Everyone else did not.
Sniper, Engie and Heavy lost their breads due to their cockiness, Medic was unable to enjoy his Bread because of "E-Spammers", Pyro was unable to enjoy Its bread because of the respirator, Demoman was too drunk to tell the difference (though according to the "Beer Song", Beer is Liquid Bread), Soldier... Didn't even intend to eat the bread at all and Engie had to step in to stop Soldier from abusing the Teleporter, and Scout...
...Best I can tell is that the Announcer decided to register the bread as an "Objective" just to be a douche-canoe.
1:25 PYRO said "the fuuuck"
Medic should've gotten a random crit when he sawed the bread.
You know the tf2 community is slowly losing it when they make a video about tf2 mercs eating bread
I thought that heavy will turn bread into his favourite meal - the SANDWICH
I expected Heavy to slice the bread in half horizontally, then put sandvich meat and toppings inside and swallow it whole.
1:18 now this is a good reference
Its nice to see lyon spd make over 1 minute videos again!
Spy is the only normal one. 😭🤣
He eats while smoking though 😮
No wonder Sniper killed him
Man your animation skills are improved a lot 😮 keep going
That one's a keeper...
* downloads video *
This is mine now!
pyro: *why we still here, just to suffer*
"El baguette no se come solo con la boca, se come por el corazón"
0:52 I can't believe Heavy would just throw away Sasha like that
Sniper has a slight guilt and regret on his face
How does the sandwich eat bread? Cannibalism?! 🤔
1:16 soldier no!
Soldier WTF are you finking, i Will don't let you teleport more breads in a teleporter, because you did It with a fu**** waifu version of that thing, so... ¡¡NOPE SOLDIER, DON'T DO THAT!!
Soldier: Hehehehe 😈
That was absolute chaos and I love it!
Small critique, though, don't forget to move the collarbone when you raise their arms
Most excellent. Gotta love how Spy was the only one with enough brain cells to cut bread correctly.
This is perfect. This deserves more views!
At this point, they're not even eating it.
This is so ridiculous and I love it.
ALERT! THE ENEMY HAS CAPTURES THE BREAD
I love how excited scout was to eat a loaf of bread
Finally, all that teleported bread went to good use.
HOW IS THE ANIMATION SO SMOOTH TF
The bread fell bad 0:35
the end pretty much sums it up for that one guy going for intelligents on a community server
PASS:
0:00 Spy
0:21 Medic (The bread got stolen by Heavy but I'll count it as a pass anyway since he cut it properly)
Couldn't even try due to outside factors:
1:15 Soilder (DANG IT ENGINEER!)
1:25 Pyro (It doesn't take a genius to figure this out)
1:34 Scout (This just isn't realistic at all)
LICENSE S-3
FAIL
RETRY
EXIT:
0:09 Sniper
0:41 Engineer
0:51 Heavy
1:04 Demoman
No telebreads for you, Soldier boy!
Medic is such a true german using a bread „knife“
Very smooth, love it Lyon keep it up :)
1:15 Do not do it! Do not even think about doing it! Do not even think about NOT doing it!
I feel like not enough people talk about the demoman, in a state of being utterly wasted, somehow eating an entire *glass bottle* unintentionally
I am so glad to be in a community where you search it up and this is what comes up 😂😀
"I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days."
That’s what a very wise man once said
"Many Heavys Were Found Dead."
The Scout one is so funny
😂😂😂 Spy is the only one who knows how to eat bread.
The bush wacka broke the table ☠️
Engi: The most sane mann does the least sane action, make the most logical tf2 result
Pyro: I have no mouth and I must eat
Sniper: that ain't a knife.
*snipers throws at spy*
Sniper: THATS A KNOIFE
0:17 Sniper has that gruncle stan face look on him 😂
gravity falls mentioned with tf2!!
fun fact:demoman can't eat any food because of his obsession with alcohol
Soldier won't eat it he'll just gonna teleport it for 3 days straight 😅
0:10 pov:Sniper's "counters" got within 50hammer units from him: