Object Show Prison Stats: Death Sentences: > Blocky has the most death sentences - 6 > MePhone4S has the record for the most death sentences for a host - 4 > A literal knife has no death sentence and has a tamer punishment compared to a literal paintbrush Life Sentences: > Blocky has the most life sentences - 2,747 > MePhone4S has the record for the most death sentences for a host - 8 > Surprisingly, Yang has no life sentences (and Pen) > Surprisingly, Yin has 1 life sentence Jail Sentences: > Without life sentences, Flower still has the longest jail sentence - 8,742 years > Without life sentences, Yin has the shortest jail sentence - 10 years > If we go by a life sentence with a possibility of getting parole after 25 years, Dora has the shortest jail sentence - just 1 life sentence Other Sentences: > Leafy has more combined fines (1 trillion) than the rest combined (now at 409 thousand) > Golf Ball and Firey the only ones that has fines, jail sentences, life sentences, death sentences, and assets getting shut down - all at once > Firey and Yang have community service > Paintbrush is the only one with anger management Can't wait for the next part :)
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I'm always happy when characters get no life sentence...it doesn't matter if they get 58,207 years in prison and 55 death sentence...it's an object show! They can probably get revived meaning death sentences are useless and they will probably eventually get through the normal sentences...it's just life sentence that you can't wait out...
knife seems to be one of the most violent characters however only got 4 life sentences but no death penalties but compared to leafy in bfdi, there’s a serious problem with bfdi characters
actually yang canonically has been mentioned to have destroyed the government as earlier in the episode yin says "im not helping you destroy the government AGAIN."
Before charging Ying-Yang with his crimes, you should’ve done research on conjoined twins, since I think in real life, they’d be, well, conjoined twins.
i disagree with knive's ruling @ 0:33 its implied that the contestants rarely died in the first season of II and were more often than not operated on or healed from their injuries off screen. it is somewhat retconned in season 2 that they did die and were revived by mephone but a lot of jokes imply that various "deaths" werent as fatal as they may seem. as a result its too hard to actually state if paper literally died here or not.
9:45 I think a good extra sentence for Mephone 4S is to let Mephone 4 legally shoot him after all 4S does shoot 4 so to me letting 4 shoot 4S just seems right.
Yin and yang Crimes: Yang - Assault x2 (1 Year added). - 4:55 5:03 - Life Death threats (1 Life added) 5:52 - Attempted 2nd degree murder (Adds 1 life) 6:10 - Estimated 100K Dollar fine! - (Adds 100K Fine) 6:10 - Small Pollution. (Adds 250K Fine) 6:41 - Attempted 1st degree murder (Adds death!) - And: Property destruction (1,000,000 Fine). Yin. 5:48 - Eating Cannibals (Adds another death.) Yin (Including extra crimes) Total: Sentence: Death, Life, 10 Years, And 125,000 Fine. Yang (Including EXtra crimes) total: 2 Death + 74.5 Years + Community service + 1,487,000 Fine + 2 Life
The fact that Yin got a life sentence and Yang got a death sentence is oddly symbolic.
Yeah.
Hmm yes
100 likes?
@@babymailing7782 nope
Coincidence?
I think NOT!
6:42 actually, he found out that if the floor is punched hard enough, he will die, so this should be attempted murder.
100th like :)
Object Show Prison Stats:
Death Sentences:
> Blocky has the most death sentences - 6
> MePhone4S has the record for the most death sentences for a host - 4
> A literal knife has no death sentence and has a tamer punishment compared to a literal paintbrush
Life Sentences:
> Blocky has the most life sentences - 2,747
> MePhone4S has the record for the most death sentences for a host - 8
> Surprisingly, Yang has no life sentences (and Pen)
> Surprisingly, Yin has 1 life sentence
Jail Sentences:
> Without life sentences, Flower still has the longest jail sentence - 8,742 years
> Without life sentences, Yin has the shortest jail sentence - 10 years
> If we go by a life sentence with a possibility of getting parole after 25 years, Dora has the shortest jail sentence - just 1 life sentence
Other Sentences:
> Leafy has more combined fines (1 trillion) than the rest combined (now at 409 thousand)
> Golf Ball and Firey the only ones that has fines, jail sentences, life sentences, death sentences, and assets getting shut down - all at once
> Firey and Yang have community service
> Paintbrush is the only one with anger management
Can't wait for the next part :)
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The Death and Life Sentences will increase so high if four is charged for his crimes.
the most useful information i've ever seen :)
I'm always happy when characters get no life sentence...it doesn't matter if they get 58,207 years in prison and 55 death sentence...it's an object show! They can probably get revived meaning death sentences are useless and they will probably eventually get through the normal sentences...it's just life sentence that you can't wait out...
@@ryanhorning7521 there’s a few sources saying that life sentences last for 20+ years. dunno if all counts of life sentence have a chance of parole
i love how yin just gets two crimes then after that you hear just BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM *vine boom* from yang's crimes 💀
lol
Sans fangirl
_Crimes_ _If_ _You_ _Commit_ _You_ _Are_ _Sentenced:_
1. _Battery_ - _If_ _you_ _committed_ _this_ _crime,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _sentenced_ _to_ _6_ _months_ _in_ _jail_
_Slapping_ _someone_ _is_ _Battery_
2. _Assault_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _this_ _crime,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _sentenced_ _to_ _6_ _months_ _in_ _jail_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _assault_ _such_ _as_
_Assault_ _threats_
_Assault_ _Intention_
3. _Animal_ _Abuse_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _this_ _crime,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _sentenced_ _to_ _6_ _years_ _in_ _jail_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _Animal_ _Abuse_ _such_ _as_
_animal_ _hurting_
_an_ _intention_ _to_ _abuse_ _animals_
4. _First_ _and_ _second_ _degree_ _💀_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _these_ _crimes,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _sentenced_ _life_ _in_ _jail_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _these_ _crimes_ _such_ _as_
_killing_ _someone_ _in_ _first_ _or_ _second_ _degree_
_Attempting_ _to_ _kill_ _someone_ _in_ _First_ _or_ _second_ _degree_ _even_ _with_ _death_ _threats_
5. _Involuntary_ _and_ _Voluntary_ _Manslaughter_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _these_ _crimes,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _sentenced_ _to_ _10_ _years_ _in_ _jail_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _Involuntary_ _Manslaughter_
_Involuntarily_ _killing_ _someone_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _Voluntary_ _manslaughter_
_Voluntarily_ _killing_ _someone_
6. _Arson_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _this_ _crime,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _sentenced_ _to_ _5_ _years_ _in_ _jail_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _Arson_
_Accidentally_ _burning_ _everything_ _without_ _a_ _permission_
7. _Assault_ - _Occasioning_ _actual_ _Body_ _Harm_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _this_ _crime,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _sentenced_ _to_ _2_ _years_ _in_ _jail_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _this_ _crime_
_Assaulting_ _someone_ _to_ _occasion_ _an_ _actual_ _body_ _harm_
8. _Property_ _Destruction_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _this_ _crime,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _fined_ _in_ _any_ _fines_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _property_ _destruction_
_destroying_ _other_ _property_ _to_ _cause_ _property_ _damage_
9. _Infanticide_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _this_ _crime,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _sentenced_ _to_ _life_ _in_ _jail_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _infanticide_
_Killing_ _an_ _infant_
_Attempting_ _to_ _kill_ _an_ _infant_
10. _Reckless_ _Endangerment_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _this_ _crime,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _sentenced_ _to_ _life_ _in_ _jail_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _Reckless_ _Endangerment_
_Dangerously_ _Falling_ _on_ _dangerous_ _heights_ _without_ _permission_
8. _Property_ _Damage_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _this_ _crime,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _fined_ _in_ _any_ _fines_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _property_ _damage_
_destroying_ _other_ _property_ _to_ _cause_ _property_ _damage_
9. _Unlawful_ _Imprisonment_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _this_ _crime,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _sentenced_ _10_ _years_ _in_ _jail_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _Unlawful_ _Imprisonment_
_Imprisoning_ _someone_ _without_ _a_ _law_
_falsely_ _imprisoning_ _someone_ _unlawful_ _and_ _illegally_
10. _Mass_ _💀_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _this_ _crime,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _sentenced_ _to_ _death_ _in_ _jail_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _this_ _crime_
_Mass_ _killing_ _many_ _people_
_Attempting_ _to_ _mass_ _kill_ _many_ _people_
11. _Aggravated_ _Assault_ _with_ _Cruel_ _Intent_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _this_ _crime,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _sentenced_ _to_ _14_ _Years_ _in_ _jail_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _this_ _crime_
_assaulting_ _someone_ _aggravated_ _with_ _a_ _intent_ _to_ _cruel_ _someone_
12. _Aggravated_ _Assault_ _with_ _a_ _deadly_ _weapon_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _this_ _crime,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _sentenced_ _to_ _11_ _years_ _in_ _jail_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _this_ _crime_
_Assaulting_ _someone_ _aggravated_ _with_ _a_ _deadly_ _weapon_
13. _Littering_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _this_ _crime,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _fined_ _in_ _any_ _fines_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _Littering_
_Illegally_ _throwing_ _a_ _trash_ _in_ _other_ _places_
14. _Destruction_ _of_ _Government_ _Property_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _this_ _crime,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _sentenced_ _to_ _10_ _years_ _in_ _jail_ _and_ _fined_ _$125,000_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _this_ _crime_
_Destroying_ _the_ _government's_ _property_ _to_ _cause_ _property_ _damage_
15. _Accessory_ _to_ _💀_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _this_ _crime,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _sentenced_ _to_ _11_ _years_ _in_ _jail_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _this_ _crime_
_Accessing_ _someone_ _to_ _kill_
16. _Usurpation_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _this_ _crime,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _sentenced_ _to_ _death_ _in_ _jail_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _this_ _crime_
_Usurping_ _someone_ _to_ _someone_ _killed_
17. _Voter_ _fraud_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _this_ _crime,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _sentenced_ _to_ _2_ _years_ _in_ _jail_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _this_ _crime_
_Committing_ _fraud_ _while_ _voting_ _illegally_
18. _Poisoning_ _crime_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _this_ _crime,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _sentenced_ _to_ _life_ _in_ _jail_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _this_ _crime_
_illegally_ _poisoning_ _someone_ _to_ _kill_
19. _Intimidation_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _this_ _crime,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _sentenced_ _to_ _11_ _years_ _in_ _jail_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _this_ _crime_
_Intimidating_ _to_ _commit_ _assault_ _and_ _kill_
20. _Coercion_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _this_ _crime,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _sentenced_ _to_ _5_ _years_ _in_ _jail_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _this_ _crime_
_Coercing_ _someone_ _to_ _kill_
21. _Unlawful_ _Brutal_ _Execution_
_If_ _you_ _committed_ _this_ _crime,_ _you_ _will_ _be_ _sentenced_ _to_ _death_ _in_ _jail_
_things_ _that_ _related_ _to_ _this_ _crime_
_Illegally_ _torturing_ _and_ _brutally_ _executing_ _someone_ _to_ _kill_ _unlawful_
well Yin got 1 crime Yin Didnt eat dough Yang lied about ti with that eaten pizze in S2E4 in the truth thats why Yin got 1 crime so Yang got 11 crimes
the evil phone is worse
how did a BLACK CIRCLE have more crimes then a KNIFE 💀
You mean Yang
@@adamosburn3444 yeah it makes sense that Yang has more crimes done than Knifr cause Yang means pure evil
Well no shit Sherlock@@adamosburn3444
Its named describing appearance
Yeah,if you let Yang and knife to a fight,Yang would win
knife seems to be one of the most violent characters however only got 4 life sentences but no death penalties but compared to leafy in bfdi, there’s a serious problem with bfdi characters
5:35 Yin didn’t actually eat dough, Yang lied about being gluten free because he ate pizza in S2E4. So Yang deserved the life sentence
Yes, you're right Pizza has dough in it as the crust
Wrong timestamp
i dont think being gluten free would stop yang tbh
And as they're one being they would have all the same allergens/intolerance.
@@The_Unknown_0001 he was judging the consciousness of the two, but yes they would spend their prison sentences together.
2:29 Funniest crime sentence so far.
First things first, there we go.
nah its yin littering lol
I think 8:04 and 8:14 are the funniest
First things first, there we go.
@@doublecsquaredthat was yang lmao
7:54 i have cookies 🍪 PUT DA COOKIE DOWN
7:55
MePhone 4s: NOWWWWN*gun shot*
Lol😂
@@Meeple24omg! what did you do?!
@@hanburzager who cares? I’m the host now!
how does the only murder weapon there have the tamest sentence
and a paint brush has more
Actually I think he’s a cake kinfe-
@@mocothegamer243 he is real
I’d argue that yin’s sentence is more tame even with the 125,000$ fine.
@@Pieified.. who would've thought a literal fire hazard has more crimes
5:22 That ✨SHUT UP✨
2:24 Choosing “First things first” for “First SENTENCE first”
I’d never thought I’d see a object show character be sentenced to anger management
It's Paintbrush. Of course they need anger management
Also paintbrush got charged for arson like 3 times lol
Fanny also has anger management
@@yu32160 yeah and 3 in bfdi:tpot 11 he has a screech.
@@RD-YOYLECAKEit’s actually the cell door creaking
2:09 I liked it that knife's lips were synced with CorpsePrime's voice
5:47 Yin is life Yang is death
Dang I already did it
Yin-Yang ‘destroying the government’ was just a figure of speech, you can’t charge them for not having a leader for their team on a game show.
actually yang canonically has been mentioned to have destroyed the government as earlier in the episode yin says "im not helping you destroy the government AGAIN."
@@M0squ1t0ezomg I didn’t catch that, which fucking government did they destroy 😭😭😭
2:24 First things first, there we go
First things first, there we go
First things first *SENTENCE* there we go
6:03 that’s a LOT of dr. fizz cans, holy sh-
"i, king of moont fizz, will block you from your beloved bottom until you meet my demoonds"
Such inspiring words
6:53 should've added attempted murder since yang was trying to kill the floor
Out of context this is hilarious
No, it should be aggravated assault resulting in 3 years
6:08 Who else died here?
What?
Just cutted it off
That’s a lot of Dr.Fizz cans Holy sh- *BOOM*
2:29 Paintbrush: hey that’s my line
Yin: only 3 crimes
Yang:
**C R I M E S**
2:29 I knew there would be such a moment! I died laughing.
6:04 That’s a lot of Dr fizz holy-
6:07
0:35 fits perfectly
The "first things first" bit had me laughing
There we go
6:15 "destroyed the government" probably meant the elimination of Orange Juice.
Orange juice is the government in the series
@@AlexWaterElementno he was just a leader
@@TheFixonLandexactly a leader is form of government 😝
The face OBJECTS would go to jail for CRIMES is making me laugh
2:29 I absolutely love what you did right there 😂
Before charging Ying-Yang with his crimes, you should’ve done research on conjoined twins, since I think in real life, they’d be, well, conjoined twins.
0:35 best cut scream ever
And best metal tray in a row as well
keep going man! i really love this series
WHO would have thought the knife would commit crimes??!?!
WHO would have thought an object would commit a crime during the CREDITS??!?!
MISTA NIFE GYE
@@i_moved_channels_this_is_oldikr
K N I F E
Surely not me! Haha!
*AHAHAHAHA!*
7:35 he also stole that car for a second
I like how he charged him with the 40$ first, and then LIFE IN PRISON.
NOT MY BOY YANG GETTING IN JAIL 😭😭
-7:00
Time when the boom/shot was almost compatible:
0:34
7:59
And the second time he got cut-off (6:09) (That's the same thing when he did to Flower)
2:48 well that’s one way to get arrested for a simple thing
3:30 BRO GOT ANGRY☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
You dont need to say “bro” and add the skull emoji to the end of everything you say yk right?
5:55 I’d also add an attempted arson charge because Yin Yang attempted to light the announcer on fire with that torch.
Yes
2:09 i quite like how you managed to sych your voice with knife on this part
0:33 you should also charge knife with property destruction because he destroyed a piano
4:17 paintbrush height be like: 12'9" 😨💀💀💀💀
🔪: He’s tall, I knew he would come in handy.
@@corpseprime🪙(closest emoji to nickel): paintbrush is a guy?
@@donnygamer4125🖌️: Yea!... I'm on that Team!
@@MaxToon_Official they confirmed they/them now!
@@corpseprime u think paint brush is a guy
4:00 I think there should also be an environmental damage charge merely for setting the forest ablaze.
1:54 “AA-“
3:42
Homicide/torture murder because burnt paintbrushes
Took you a long while to understand self defence
8:20 is my personal favourite
What punishement do you get if you kill someone who WANTED to die ?
same charges as if oþerwise
@@adamk201_yt doesn’t make sense
@@adamk201_yt btw tnx for telling me
Assisted suicide I think
@@genericname8749 What punishement would that give you ?
Paintbrush: *sets everything on fire*
Baseball: *Is fine with burning* 💀
i disagree with knive's ruling @ 0:33 its implied that the contestants rarely died in the first season of II and were more often than not operated on or healed from their injuries off screen.
it is somewhat retconned in season 2 that they did die and were revived by mephone but a lot of jokes imply that various "deaths" werent as fatal as they may seem. as a result its too hard to actually state if paper literally died here or not.
What about the bowling ball, taco (character) and dolphin
Knife missed when he tried hitting Mephone in the episode he got out, so it would just be an attempted assault. 1:27
if you hit somone but miss ot is assault
Paintbrush: First things first *pops balloon* there we go
Corpseprime: First things first *sends paintbrush to jail* there we go
Markov: What le fu...
MePhone4S: Here's your chainsaw *throws chainsaw **9:18*
Markov: my guy i will throw u in the trash
Cucumber: Yea and TACO GOT CHOPPED IN HALF
SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHY THE ANGER MANAGEMENT FOR PAINTBRUSH HAD ME ON THE GROUND. 😭😭
8:58 Ill just attack the glass of orange juice
2:08 average self defense
0:32 I’m surprised that he also didn’t get property damage as who know who piano that was. A grand piano isn’t cheep!
*cheap
@@harlowcormier3903 oops
It was probably his piano
funny moments:
2:09 THAT FITS SOOO WELLL
2:30 i have no words..
orginally thought yang would've committed more crimes
3:50 baseball is fine he’s not dead
Yeah, more so dead inside around that time.
@@corpseprime so you seem him dead inside of you? What
@@Guardforce4951
Can't believe that people can be THIS stupid.
@@ieatplasticandNOBODYcanstopme what do you mean?
@@corpseprimedo if announcer speaker box charged For his crimes
6:08Thats a lot of Dr Fizz Cans Holy Sh-
0:41 bro got a life sentence before the 1 minute mark..
Me when Paintbrush:
"Cuz mama I'm in love with a criminal.."
0:14 */e kick*
AAAAA-
Perfectly cut screams 4
0:15 Moments taken before disaster
0:15 perfectly cut scream
ÆÃÅÂ-
BATTERY
6:35 They were forced to do that.
Paintbrush deserved that anger management.
"self defense, thats why"
TOO TRUE-
You know it's bad when Knife seems like a saint compared to the others later in the video.
“self-defense, that’s why”
“ *quack* “
paintbrush getting anger management is perfect
Hmmm I wonder what will the “armless alliance” be charged?- 😨
5:07 knife injury
Yin has second degree murder and government descruction.... What the hell
Also mephone after season 1 is mephone4s sooo
Knife is probably the most iconic character in II
Nah nickel
There all iconic i think
*relatable
@ChronDoc024 if knifes relatable to you then that means you must have bullied alot of people in high school
FR HES SO FUNNY
Laws are unforgiving, that's why Yin is charged.
The marshmallow who got burnt to death 1:08 should have been torture murder and knife gets the death penalty
Paintbrush clearly holds a record for the most arson crimes.
6:08 that is a LOT of dr fizz cans HOLY SH-
that anger management class is gonna do so much for paintbrush
9:45 I think a good extra sentence for Mephone 4S is to let Mephone 4 legally shoot him after all 4S does shoot 4 so to me letting 4 shoot 4S just seems right.
I think it’s cool how yin got a life sentence and Yang got a death sentence
1:11 the real crime is that he made a s'more with a completely burnt Marshmellow
2:29 i can imagine paintbrush getting really upset over hearing that
4:01 erm guys have you watch inside out before...
Mephone4s:PUT DA COOKIE DOWN NOOOOOW
mephone4: no
Mephone4s:shoots him
Me: ...
9:34 I feel like 4S should've gotten a mutilation charge for that.
Yes
Do it. 💥 marvelous. 6:37
Bro candle needs to be charged for her crime.
I think there's a good number of moments where you give them battery when you should probably give them torture.
Yin and yang Crimes:
Yang - Assault x2 (1 Year added). - 4:55
5:03 - Life Death threats (1 Life added)
5:52 - Attempted 2nd degree murder (Adds 1 life)
6:10 - Estimated 100K Dollar fine! - (Adds 100K Fine)
6:10 - Small Pollution. (Adds 250K Fine)
6:41 - Attempted 1st degree murder (Adds death!) - And: Property destruction (1,000,000 Fine).
Yin.
5:48 - Eating Cannibals (Adds another death.)
Yin (Including extra crimes) Total:
Sentence: Death, Life, 10 Years, And 125,000 Fine.
Yang (Including EXtra crimes) total: 2 Death + 74.5 Years + Community service + 1,487,000 Fine + 2 Life
I made "If mephone4 was charged for his crimes"
Knife: *punches someone*
Corpseprime: YOU SHALL GO TO JAIL
Loving this series!
6:12 Yang:I drank the whole Fizz soda!
Me: BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
6:54 I am yin and yang's lawyer and I say, they were just too silly therefor they should *not* be thrown in jail
2:38 my favorite
Yin Yang is my favorite character lol
Characters*
Wouldnt mephone take all of their punishments cause he does nothing about it-
1:05
"Grab a marshmallow, Stick a twig through it" got me dying 😂😂😂
Hm yes, a brush that committed a crime? That’s crazy