Pokémon unite is is what I like to call, a vicious cycle game (especially with ranked) You reinstall it after not playing it for a while and steamroll games and wonder “huh, why did I stop playing” Only for the next round you play reminding you why you stopped via the many Volatile aspects of mobas. You uninstall again, one month passes, and you reinstall. That’s been my Pokémon unite experience since it’s released someone save me
The reason that happens is because the game puts you against bots when you've been away for some time. And the bots really can't defend themselves so they tend to just get beat up on really hard. Then after a few games you're up against real people again. For example in this video, you can see 2 bot games.The 2nd match (550-8) was a bot game and the 3rd game was as well. But then in the 4th game they're up against real people and suddenly you see them dying. The 4th game they're back to people and suddenly you see them having to actually try to win, starting to die, and so on.
@@Kaiyuni Worst part is that they give pity you bots in ranked at all. In masters they got rid of them I think but every other rank has them just so kids can get to that highest tier.
The only saving that can be done is leaning into acceptance and learning how the game works in and out… I might have a problem and it makes watching Jaiden infuriating
It's weird listening to alpharad reading an advertisement without his own original and self created background theme. You know, the one that sounds almost identical to "Dating start" from Toby Fox Undertale
Captainkidd is the underrated humor backbone of any video he's in. He just says the most mundane shit in the funniest way possible and it always makes me laugh
I play ranked when I want "serious" people to play with, spoiler alert: even at high ranks there are somehow people still doing wierd plays and play badly
Someone needs to get Smith a shiny Sylveon ASAP If they were a trainer in a Pokémon game/anime episode the devs/animators would 100% give them a shiny sylveon as their partner Pokémon It would match the “trainers look like their partner Pokémon” trope so well
this was edited amazingly even non comp unite fans can enjoy this because usually unless you really know whats going on unite is kinda boring to watch unless ur just spectating a really good player
I feel a little bad for Jaiden, it's not her fault Blaziken is a wacky choice for first pokemon, thankfully she seems to be having fun with everyone else.
This might be the most funniest play ever (You also do know that the names for the 2nd and Final Evo for Sprigatito is Floragato and Meowscarada right Jaiden?)
Yeah, Beginner and Great ranks are both nothing but bot matches, you don't really find the real players until maybe in Expert at the earliest, due in part to the fact that no one can actually drop further than Expert rank
on the first and second match they're both bot matches and the third match im not sure since bots never used espeon so basically that espeon is a real player and got teamed up with bots. How do I know that? I've played unite and became master rank 5 times and after the new season and bp comes out it's my 6 time being in master.
@@xray8012 ye, I just found out about these channels. I used to watch jaiden animation a lot but didn't for a bit long recently and I discover this channel, and her being a streamer now. It's so nice coz I remember she kinda hated streaming
Welcome to my pain, I cannot tell you how annoying it is when you try and grind 1 lane and end up getting jumped by the entire opposite team. Forget the pokemon on their team, it's the gangbang tactic that made me uninstall 2 times.
Not sure why it gave the "Your team's number of players exceeds the limit" error when you tried to go into ranked? 5 Stacks in ranked are very much a thing. My only guess is that someone didn't have ranked unlocked and it gave a false flag error message?
im like one rank under master, and let me tell you, build does not matter that much. it more just boosts how good you already are. character, however, does matter alot
Go to expressvpn.com/WILDCARD and find out how you can get 3 months of ExpressVPN free!
Nuh-uh
Wildcard's first sponsor 😱
It would be cool for the ad-reads to be multi-person for the wildcard channel. Like Jacob trying to sell Smith on ExpressVPN or something.
Ranked be like:ok now you die
Ranked in a nutshell: beginner to expert:😇
Vet to master:😈
WILDCARD 🤝 Winning games against TOTALLY REAL players
Name a more iconic duo
The low rank with all the skins totally confirms they are real. yep.
For anyone actually curious, the first and last game were against real players doing 5 stacks, the ones between were bots.
In masters you will feel the pain.
I am masters 1500+.
@@dragondr1agred
@@vasanthap663 Some of the worst players I've ever seen were in my 1600+ Masters games, so this is just not true LOL
Pokémon unite is is what I like to call, a vicious cycle game (especially with ranked)
You reinstall it after not playing it for a while and steamroll games and wonder “huh, why did I stop playing”
Only for the next round you play reminding you why you stopped via the many Volatile aspects of mobas.
You uninstall again, one month passes, and you reinstall.
That’s been my Pokémon unite experience since it’s released someone save me
godspeed
The reason that happens is because the game puts you against bots when you've been away for some time. And the bots really can't defend themselves so they tend to just get beat up on really hard. Then after a few games you're up against real people again.
For example in this video, you can see 2 bot games.The 2nd match (550-8) was a bot game and the 3rd game was as well. But then in the 4th game they're up against real people and suddenly you see them dying. The 4th game they're back to people and suddenly you see them having to actually try to win, starting to die, and so on.
@@Kaiyuni Worst part is that they give pity you bots in ranked at all. In masters they got rid of them I think but every other rank has them just so kids can get to that highest tier.
Skill issue
The only saving that can be done is leaning into acceptance and learning how the game works in and out… I might have a problem and it makes watching Jaiden infuriating
Jaiden getting only one kill and wild card number three getting 17 is absolutely hilarious
I wonder why 💀
Almost every other sentence was “They jumpin me”
Jump as high as you can everyone!
Kid named “as high as you can everyone”:
Jacob still has PTSD from Cursed Clash
"I'm just clicking my buttons"
"That's what I did and it worked!"
The best method, honestly ✨
If this works, why you need to change something?
Jacob doing an ad read without dating start sounds so off lol
You beat me to it lol it really does
The man has been separated from his dog :[
that aint honey thats glucose-fructose syrup
The authentic pog from Jacob is about how I felt when I won a game 1,000 points to 0, and I was Blissey of all Pokémon.
A good Blissey goes crazy if you have good teammates.
Source: I use Blissey
The thumbnail is finally accurate again: Jaiden.
Alpharad giving a sponsor without the dating theme is cursed
the funniest bit is Jaiden call farming training arc
It's weird listening to alpharad reading an advertisement without his own original and self created background theme. You know, the one that sounds almost identical to "Dating start" from Toby Fox Undertale
I think it is funny how the end game freeze just gave us Gengar laying down because it paused on their death animation (timestamp: 11:17)
Not the teddy bears 😔 0:05
ah, pokemon unite. the worst thing nintendo ever did to me
Nah, getting rid of Pokemon brick bronze was
Both true
Our wallets will never recover.
Pixel pokemon on phones?
the death of pokemon rumble rush was also up there
Hearing Alpharad do a sponsor without dating start feels special, cheers for the first Wildcard sponsor!
Ever since draft got added, I’ve gained the ability to see if I’ve joined a draft or normal ranked lobby simply by looking at the avatar silhouettes
3:10 I don't understand the words he's saying without Dating Start! in the background
Yoo wildcard got sponsored big W
I wanna see more tears, Angier and betrayal. But I love the content on how u join together and made this channel with various types of content
Captainkidd is the underrated humor backbone of any video he's in. He just says the most mundane shit in the funniest way possible and it always makes me laugh
I play ranked when I want "serious" people to play with, spoiler alert: even at high ranks there are somehow people still doing wierd plays and play badly
Playing "badly" is an understatement, they play real bad
@@L88_ They play horrendously.
At this point they just actively sabotage you.
Somehow in a COMPETETIVE Mode people do worse than Casual
Jaiden running in 1v3 and saying "they're jumping me" gave flashbacks to league matches...
Abusing the Meta is probably the most in character thing that Jacob could do
Missed opportunity to say "Put down our Teddiursas and put on our Focus Bands"
Jacob's right, the skins in Unite are sooooo good (and way too costly).
Also wildmember 3 with the goated kills? lets go Kidd!
im so happy yall play unite again, its a blast watching it
YES! SPONSORSHIP FOR THE WILDCARD!! Let’s go! You know what that means? MOAR CONTENT!!
9:33 shell bell decideye XD
Also razor leaf decidueye
8:35 jaiden i am one rank above you
Nice to see the channel reach the point of getting sponsors, love to see it.
I didn’t expect it but I am a big fan of the Sprigatito and Torchic RP 🙏
The chaos of these matches explains so much about my solo q experience.
Watching wildcard play Pokémon unite while playing Pokémon unite seemed thrilling tbh
Thank you WILD/CARD first sponsor
Perfect timing, I literally just looking for video to watch lol
Someone needs to get Smith a shiny Sylveon ASAP
If they were a trainer in a Pokémon game/anime episode the devs/animators would 100% give them a shiny sylveon as their partner Pokémon
It would match the “trainers look like their partner Pokémon” trope so well
I would say if you play rank in the beginning. They are just bots but if you reached the veterans to ultra, you will experience the pains on the ranks
Alpharad: *does ad read without dating start*
Me:
It's more plausible to get a aneurysm playing this game then having fun, and yet I'm playing it
Can never go wrong with this channel
Jaiden was for sure playing Pokémon Unite
Pog Wildcard getting sponsors now
this was edited amazingly
even non comp unite fans can enjoy this because usually unless you really know whats going on unite is kinda boring to watch unless ur just spectating a really good player
Yo Wildcard sponsor? Pop off y'all, get that bag!
nobody told me sylveon was in this game
now i wanna play this game
Smith playing sylveon is a fork found in kitchen moment
5:21 💀
I gotta say the “feed opposing team in early game” strategy is quite underutilized
I feel a little bad for Jaiden, it's not her fault Blaziken is a wacky choice for first pokemon, thankfully she seems to be having fun with everyone else.
It feels so strange for Jacob to be doing a sponsor read without "Dating Start" playing
Absolutely LOVE seeing you all play Unite!!!
help "first wildcard sponsor" he says on the sequel to the sponsored video
hearing alpha do a sponsor without dating start is just incorrect
0:17 Wow, dude's flexing on everyone
Congrats on the sponsor, Wildcard
as an avid cramorant main, i rejoice to see love for the undisputed(if you ignore the disputers) best pokemon ever
"Wildcard bullies children" isnt an seo-friendly title
I had no idea that pokemon made a moba. This is just League of Legends but with pokemon, and I'm kinda here for it...?
2:01 MAHORAGA! HELP ME!
My max kills i got in a game was 36, still have the screenshot to prove it, also had a game where we scored over a 1000 points 😋
Sounds like a bot game honestly.
This might be the most funniest play ever (You also do know that the names for the 2nd and Final Evo for Sprigatito is Floragato and Meowscarada right Jaiden?)
falinks: *chuckles* im in danger
There's a blaziken battle pass in Unite rn and I think it'd be really sad if Jaiden didn't get the pretty champion blaziken before it goes away
As a highly competitive Unite player, I can confirm that this really was a ranked match.
Yeah, Beginner and Great ranks are both nothing but bot matches, you don't really find the real players until maybe in Expert at the earliest, due in part to the fact that no one can actually drop further than Expert rank
The last one got me to try pokemon unite, now I'm up to my eyeballs in the game.
im sorry for your loss as a former unite player
@@gutterbox Still better off then when I played League of Legends at least.
Btw alpha if u use eject button with meow unite move u get to change the direction
I really love when you guys gather to play unite!
Smith way of saying Gengar is kinda cute.
i was watching yalls videos and then randomly saw a new video pop up
Sprigatito and Torchic? Name a better duo than weed and chicken nuggies
Maybe next ranked video wont be facing bots
Pokemon unite is such a good game, but it is so hard to play with others, having everyone in a vc gives you at least a 50% advantage.
4:32 "Wait these guys look serious"
Should I tell them 💀
ssssshhh, let them cook x)
on the first and second match they're both bot matches and the third match im not sure since bots never used espeon so basically that espeon is a real player and got teamed up with bots. How do I know that? I've played unite and became master rank 5 times and after the new season and bp comes out it's my 6 time being in master.
YEah i agree the first two matches were bots. The last one I don't think theyre bots. They were moving back and forth a bit.
Crime not showing stats I wanted to see 150K cramrant.
Y’all sleeping on Aegislash, he’s busted af
I’ve been playing unite since release, watch videos of it and i still wouldnt play blaziken yet bc of how technical it is :)))
Every Godly Unite Team
God player
God player
God player
God player
Person that plays their favorite / goofy Pokemon
Well ,i missed some recent videos from jaiden ig. When did they start playing unite. That's cool af
They did so when Blaziken came out (it appeared on the wildcard channel)
@@xray8012 ye, I just found out about these channels. I used to watch jaiden animation a lot but didn't for a bit long recently and I discover this channel, and her being a streamer now. It's so nice coz I remember she kinda hated streaming
Welcome to my pain, I cannot tell you how annoying it is when you try and grind 1 lane and end up getting jumped by the entire opposite team. Forget the pokemon on their team, it's the gangbang tactic that made me uninstall 2 times.
Not sure why it gave the "Your team's number of players exceeds the limit" error when you tried to go into ranked? 5 Stacks in ranked are very much a thing. My only guess is that someone didn't have ranked unlocked and it gave a false flag error message?
As a fellow cram enjoyer, I approve of this video :)
And till this day, they haven't add Torterra on the battle field(give mah boi Torterra sum love)
As a 8 time master myself, this video is...something
I got a pokemon unite ad lmao
im like one rank under master, and let me tell you, build does not matter that much. it more just boosts how good you already are. character, however, does matter alot
i see jaiden has learned the league player strat
Didn't even know y'all play this but Alpha, for Meowscarada use Trailblaze and Night Slash
how have none of them at any point in the video told jaiden how to add or replace items 😭
Jacob playing attack weight on miraidon.... I guess even good guys cant read 🤣
Feed bots it's actually an impressive feat, congratz xD
Not gonna lie captain kidd with falinks is too OP
Falinks is always OP I play falinks hes broken
i'm on Unite. If you think you're ok with a Vet 1-Ult 5 being on ur team then I'm down to help out with the climb to Master 1200.
Whats wild is that they’re playing a team of bots and the Mr. Mime’s name is literally “imabots” holyyyyy lol
This is my favorite game to let all of my stress/anger out and I am a monster with Cinderace I used it over 600 times
Wait until they run into a high-skill Metagross player. It's over.
I wonder how high they’ll have to climb to not fight bots every game 😭
Edit: I think the last game they played was actually against humans
need to see the craziest splatoon team tbh
I missed Jaiden vs Dunkdeez