"Hickory, dickory *BANG* , The *BANG* went up the *BANG* , The *BANG* *BANG BANG* and *BANG* *BANG BANG* , Hickory dickory *BANG* ." Jaxen's type of nursery rhyme.
I went to the animal Fair. I went to to the animal Fair. The birds And the beasts we're there The big baboon by the light on the moon Was Combing his Auburn hair The ants go marching The ants go marching Horrah horrah! The ants go marching one by one Horrah horrah! The ants go marching one by one The little one stops To play his drum They all go marching Down😆 Next will be....
9:29 Caterpillar: Don't hit my head plz? Jaxen Ross is b-a-c-k: Ok *hits head with hammer* Caterpillar: ow stop! Jaxan Ross is b-a-c-k: *continues hitting* Caterpillar: Stop! Ow ow ow ow! 9:43 Jaxan Ross is b-a-c-k: Stop interrupting me!!! *hits super hard on head* Caterpillar: OW :( 9:58 Jaxan Ross is b-a-c-k: goodbye! *Hits a lot* Caterpillar: STOP OR ELSE... Jaxan Ross is b-a-c-k: no *continues to hit* 10:09 Caterpillar: *transforms into the devil* Jaxan Ross is b-a-c-k: OH SHI- *DEAD*
I remember I have one of these toys trust me I love this thing so much it brings back so many memories except mine is in the best of condition anymore the battery switch doesn't work correctly anymore it's taking a beating when I was younger I love that thing so much I still have it today it's just that it doesn't work correctly anymore the loudspeaker doesn't work cuz as I said the switch doesn't work good anymore
@@GanglesBrokenMask idk how a volume control like that works so heres my guess: if it puts more power into the speaker the louder its set then ig something was keeping it at low power, which broke and put the speaker to full power
10:01 Lol I completely lost it when the speaker honked. 🤣🤣🤣
Goofy speaker
Ikr
🪿
Lets Learn *Eanss*
bro said 🦆
Toy: Hello! (giggles)
Jaxen: Goodbye!
*smashes toy with a hammer*
*smashes toy with the bs gadget
I have the same comment like you!
@William Caza | #EthanAucklandCBDNZTeam here: 8:19
8:29 Sounds like toy is saying CHILL (from flamingo)
I love him too😂
To me it’s pill
9:49 GET HOLY WATER AND CROSS TOO
Please!
Ren and Stimpy and Nickelodeon 90s fan um actually save the holy water and cross for 10:09
OH SHOOT!!!! Y'all hearing this!?!?!?
Uh-oh.....Haha.....it's turning into the devil alright,what did I just do??? [Nervous laugh]
Beginning- I already know my nursery rhymes
Destruction - I wanna learn new nursery rhymes
He already learn nursery rhymes yet you want to learn more?
Ffffflvvvvvvrrrb. Ffffff. Fffff. Bbb. Gvffddeedeeeeee. Vvfffv. Fff. Fff. Ffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrv. Fff. Hhhhh. Gg. Vgggg. Uuuu. Hjjiiiiiuy. You. Fmgdkj .
@@soshelrobinson2262 wat
Are you having a seizure
উুূুুুূূূূূূ্িি্্
frf ty6gg vfr abc boo bogwetdtbqebty 34 10dr 10012 16 44 78 13 11 tyn77 wetjhyun jygyu88i y8 09 iiiiiik jjjjjjj;jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj pp--p [pp00 'juhh ;uujjj িুপo- 0
14:06 "oswatta"
14:08 "eyway ah"
14:11 "ah, er er burp"
Your logo kills my life
@@דנהאלפרט I argee
Jaxen Ross: *recording himself saying stuff while destroying the toy* Camera: *glitches the recording and speeds it up and shows video too*
14:06 14:08 14:11
2:49 Music starts
8:19 Book: Hello! *giggling*
Jaxen: Goodbye! *smashes book with the Bam Slam Gadget*
The Bam Slam Gadget 😂😂😂
to BAM and SLAM and BAM
Ranger Smith: 🎶With soapy suds!🎶
I get an ASMR feel when ever i watch this guys videos
Story book rhymes: **exists**
Jaxen: *hippity hoppity ur speaker is not ur property*
Lolz
Toys: *exists*
Jaxen: *Hippity hoppity you’re kids toys is not your property*
@@ngankhayseng7905 🤣🤣
This video is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
@@cutieprincess927 yes
SO YOU LOVE DESTROYING TOYS WHILE YOU ARE LIKE 6 YEARS OLD!?
Jaxen: I'm not here to collect it, i'm here to send it to the depts of hell
Me: 😂😂😂
Yes
Oh s**t depts of h**l
@@mikzares7238dqyjrcwtocqwdcuodcyqoqsxyiqycdkqsxyk
Hte
10:10 R.I.P Speaker, you will be missed!
Oh s**t!
ITS TURNING TO THE DEVIL!
YOU HEARING THIS?!
UH OH...
It's turning into the devil alright.....
What did I just do???? (Worried laugh)
10:28 you broke it to the point its trying to find a radio station to tune in to
Mf’s generating noise maps
Totally related
Lol
bruh
Lmao🤣🤣🤣
*Remember when he was testing the toys before killing them*
🐒 + 🦁 = 🐦
🐜🐜
🐕 + 🐈 = 🐻
🐈
🐑 + 🐐 = 🐏
The book: Hello! *giggles*
Jaxen: Goodbye! or it should be “Adiós! *cackles*
11111
@@nunziacarotenuto5013 22222
"Hickory, dickory *BANG* ,
The *BANG* went up the *BANG* ,
The *BANG* *BANG BANG* and *BANG* *BANG BANG* ,
Hickory dickory *BANG* ."
Jaxen's type of nursery rhyme.
Bang
bam and slam and bam this nursery rhymes book
KrisAnimate is a goanimate channel
🤦♀️
*B A N G*
9:46 She’s Distorted The Speaker! 🤣🤣🤣
PARAPPA
He's, not She's
Toy: Hello! *giggles*
You: Good bye!
10:10. Sounds like it's having a drink.
Let’s learn nUrsery rhymes
LET’S LEARN NuRSERY RHYMES
8:19 toy: hello!
jaxen: goodbye.
Best part "you think it's dream? I think it sucks like my life"
@Christopher Cendejas Ty Lu
10:10 Imma turn into devil mode xD
10:32 it sounds like it has a stroke
Bryce Moss Animates iiiiiiiii
Bryce Moss AnimatesVEVO lol ya
It really does.
lol
SH@D0W MilkChoco BFDI FAN ALERT
"This toy bought me memories"
Must've been good ones then
@@strdvstsoda_png5382 civic
RIP childhood 🤣
@@peytonmarceaux8788 Corolla
You mean brought
Story Book Rhymes: Hello! *Giggles* Jaxen: Goodbye!
I had this at my dad's house when I was 5
Did u ever destroy it? 😏
@@GanglesBrokenMask civic
?
@@GanglesBrokenMask Dixon
dixon?
Thanks for smashing it. It was a piece of crap
mariana militaru it was a piece of shit.
Yeah it was a peice of crap just like my life
*Toy: Hello!*
*Jaxen: Goodbye.*
*Hits it with a hammer*
One 1 Lion roar
That’s my favorite part of the video
10:02 [BRUH] the speaker honked 😂😂😂
He destroyed the speaker and it sounds like the DEVIL.
Ik
@@Humi405 chub
It does
True
I think its tuneing into the news station of hell-
4:39 Oh Bob sag I just pressed the nose
Bop
1:42 Will make you burst out laughing you just wait😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂…
Jaxen:I’m not here to collect it, I’m here to send it to the depths of hell.
Me:What the hell🤣🤣🤣
10:29 when you seen your fav bit
6:48 ahh there goes that classic fisher price dog again
U
Once Upon a Time, Jaxen destroys stupid and dumb toys as a destruction.
The End
Whoever written this story, thank you
AAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
16 likes of the destruction video, bad of saga or yes of course?
14:07 Oh, sweat!
14:09 Gotta gray off!
8:34 demon toy
Tourettes guy: Oh. Bob Saget!!
Storybook Rhymes: Hello *giggles*
Jaxen: GOODBYE *uses bam slam gadget to hit storybook rhymes*
6:14
Yes! I remember that when I was 4 years old.
My childhood rises, even for one video.
I Like Your Pac-man Ghost Light, Jaxen!
Ýà
5:12 The Learningblocks:
A B C = Alphablocks
1 2 3 = Numberblocks
🔺🟡🟦 = Colourblocks
??? = Thinkingblocks or the upcoming Learningblocks
I love this video because you break stuff
I played with this as a baby long time ago
Never had one of these but I wouldn’t have loved it I would personally do the same as he did.
AAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
One, two, buckle my shoee~ three, four, buckle s'moree~ five, six, *NIKE KICKS*
DAT IS SO FIRE🔥🔥🔥
CONGRATS DUDE!! YOU POSTED IT ON MY BIRTHDAY!! THANK YOU!! AND I WISH YOU MAKE HAPPY TREE FRIENDS PLUSH ADVENTURES!
Yeah. I like Happy Tree Friends too.
I hate HTF because of gore and blood
I went to the animal Fair.
I went to to the animal Fair.
The birds And the beasts we're there
The big baboon by the light on the moon
Was Combing his Auburn hair
The ants go marching
The ants go marching
Horrah horrah!
The ants go marching one by one
Horrah horrah!
The ants go marching one by one
The little one stops
To play his drum
They all go marching
Down😆
Next will be....
Abc worker pat a cake!
5
Mom: Read this everday so you can learn
Son: But i dont want to!
Mom: Do it!
Son: fine...
Also son: 8:48
Do a Barbie Doll Destruction Video
But uts its not electrinoc
Some barbie dolls got sound
(¬_¬) NOOOOOOOO
9:58 extreme distortion speaker 😂😂😂
At 9:53 It sound like it said the f word
14:06 Oswatta
14:08 Eyway ah
14:11 Ah, er er burp
It would’ve been much funnier if you hadn’t copied this...
@@GanglesBrokenMask that doesnt make sense but at least i can oswatta now
Or eyway ah
Or ah er er æ
🤢
BAM Slam Gadget: (smashing)
Toy: (turns into the devil)
Jaxen: Oh, s**t!
It WAS turning into the devil 10:09
Oh come on I was just listening to your new nursery rhymes because of the way you were singing!!!😗
6:00 1, 2, buckle my shoe, 3, 4, buckle some more, 5, 6, Nike kicks! HO HO HO! THAT IS SO FIRE!! 🔥 [Buckle my shoe phonk]
10:12 it ate Chipotle
Ok?
@@axolotl7755 ...ok
Que bonito ❤️ Sigue porque yo seré el nuevo suscriptor de ti 👍👍😄
This Makes me Laugh😂😂😂😂
8:19
toy: hello!
jaxen: goodbye!
BANG
1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 Nike kicks
That is so fire
After watching Word Whammer sequel...I just subbed
I remember that thing! I even slept with that, and my mum kinda hated it. Now that you helped me remember it, my childhood has been revived.
You did the scribbles?
@@ThiccSteveYT how many cheez-its Steve ate
5 - 8 boxes
7:45 BOOM
9:29
Caterpillar: Don't hit my head plz?
Jaxen Ross is b-a-c-k: Ok *hits head with hammer*
Caterpillar: ow stop!
Jaxan Ross is b-a-c-k: *continues hitting*
Caterpillar: Stop! Ow ow ow ow!
9:43
Jaxan Ross is b-a-c-k: Stop interrupting me!!! *hits super hard on head*
Caterpillar: OW :(
9:58
Jaxan Ross is b-a-c-k: goodbye! *Hits a lot*
Caterpillar: STOP OR ELSE...
Jaxan Ross is b-a-c-k: no *continues to hit*
10:09
Caterpillar: *transforms into the devil*
Jaxan Ross is b-a-c-k: OH SHI-
*DEAD*
The lion looks like Wakkos face from animaniacs
Jaxen:i not play this this is ugly book me:ok crash the head *oof*
I had that same book when I was little!
The same exact one!
who else got that feeling on one of these videos?
Swhiywwdyiysqs
I just noticed that the text in the nursery rhyme pages is literally in Comic Sans.
Correct thing when you get old
Smash storybook rhymes
Demon Amogus: why is nursery Rhymes is Bad
3 years later now are you 19 or 20?
3:44 That wasn't even a lion roar, that was Bowser's roar from Super Mario Brothers.
I wonder if Kenny James, the voice of Bowser did that roar for the toy in the video.
#peaches
0:07 *[C O M I C S A N S I N T E N S I F I E S]*
6:14 yes sir!
I also know the phonk version of this song.
Me when I see a nursery RHYME: WHAT IS THAT GET IT AWAY FROM ME
Lol I completely lost it when the speaker honked.
14:29 Monster laugh
I also love nursery rhymes!
Complete with Comic Sans.
It looks likes it's your terrible hand writing
Comic Sans MS is horrible fast hand writing
@@disneyscientist9461 It's not my handwriting.
5:54 - 6:00 YOU THINK ITS A DREAM!?!? WELL IT SUCKS JUST LIKE MY LIFE!
Messi’s life:ME TOO!!!!
who's watching this video in 2020?
Lost it with the honk at 10:01
I remember I have one of these toys trust me I love this thing so much it brings back so many memories except mine is in the best of condition anymore the battery switch doesn't work correctly anymore it's taking a beating when I was younger I love that thing so much I still have it today it's just that it doesn't work correctly anymore the loudspeaker doesn't work cuz as I said the switch doesn't work good anymore
Bye-bye…. 14:37🤣🤣🤣
8:50 HAHAHAHHA XD
BAHAHAHAHA
Darkamp_48 lol #😂
Legs learn nursery rhymes
legs legs legs legs lelelelelelelelelele legs learn..... I died XD LMAO
7:30 Why does this happen, with the speaker getting louder than normal when the toy is damaged?
Dust and dirt getting forced out probably
Mister coupon
Michael Finlay Sounds about right
@@GanglesBrokenMask idk how a volume control like that works so heres my guess: if it puts more power into the speaker the louder its set then ig something was keeping it at low power, which broke and put the speaker to full power
8:29 HAL HAL HAL HAHAHAL HAL HAL HAL HAHAHAHAL HAL HAL ONE ONE ONE
That toy is indestructible!
Oh Bob Saget I pressed the nose!
lol love the fast forward part 🤣🤣
This toy's last words
Lets learn nursery rhymes!
Let's learn nur- *AAAAAAAAHHHHH*
Uh oh
Jaxen: I don't wanna learn new nursery rhymes
Puppy: THATS THE PROTOTYPE
Hahahahaha, 1 2 buckle my shoes 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nikey kicks!!!!!!
Fav part:😭what it doesnt count the other animals?😭
Yay. Thanks for distroying that,
i love this video