It's amazing how different 2012 sober Johnny is from 2015 drunk Johnny. '12!Johnny: (19:25) What?! WHAT?!?! '15!Johnny: (25:33) Releasing Saturn without- What did I die from?
*Allegedly* the porting team was disallowed from using the initial Genesis coding by the executives. Rather than recreate and enhance it, they took the lazy route and just slapped the Sonic Advance engine on it (you know, the engine *not* designed with this many elements on the screen in mind). Point stands: Sonic Team was lazy and its executives were complete dicks for doing this. *How bad* could it have possibly been to use and then tweak the original game's source code, executives!?
Also, he died for no reason in Final Zone, and his lives drop to 2. When the speedup starts, his lives are back at 3, meaning that Johnny died at least 2 more times to the boss.
Thomas Ink Gladly: 1. No party members 2. No story 3. Bowser doesn't talk 4. You can't attack with your normal Jump/Hammer without wasting a sticker 5. No RPG elements, such as stats, EXP, leveling up, party members, etc 6. No sense of direction, at all. Game is filled with puzzles and there's not a single person in the entire game that can help you if you get stuck. 7. No actual characters to talk to, save for a few Toads in very limited areas 8. Horrible Sticker battle system where anything you use pretty much gets wasted, and your only reward for winning battles is coins, making the battles worthless. 9. Coins are worthless because you can only use them to buy stickers, which can also be found in the worlds themselves. 10. Luck-based boss battles. You just found a giant scissors sticker. If you even DARE to try it out to see how it works, you just screwed yourself up because that sticker was the area boss' weakness. Prepare yourself, because you're going to waste all of your stickers on punny 1 damage attacks. Good luck even surviving. 11. Oh, you kept the scissors sticker? Hooray, now the boss fight will be about 2 or 3 turns, since you'll be overpowered and you'll just destroy both the boss and any potential fun the fight could have had. This happens with EVERY BOSS IN THE GAME, including the final boss. 12. The game somehow managed to make the puzzles both super simple and super complicated 13. Since you only have Mario, every puzzle must be resolved by either jumping, using your hammer or just sticking a sticker to it. 14. The game sometimes won't even tell you where you can find the necessary Thing...thing you need to turn it into a sticker and therefore solve the puzzle 15. The needless amount of backtracking to the main town because of the Things you must turn into stickers. The only way to turn, say a giant goat, into a sticker is by finding the goat, then backtracking all the way back to the main town. 16. The game has no soul. It's mostly silence through the entire adventure, save for a few enemies here and there, and a few bits of humor from time to time. 17. 6 worlds, all being generic Mario tropes with no identity or locals that make them stand out, save for the Enigmansion. 18. If you for one reason or another ran out of attack stickers during a boss fight, you'll have to keep taking damage until the game decides to throw you a random sticker that might help you. You then use said random sticker and repeat the whole damn process again. 19. You fight Bowser Jr. 3 fucking times 20. You fight Kamek 3 fucking times 21. In each Kamek fight, he turns all of your stickers into flipflop stickers. I HOPE YOU REMEMBER WHICH ONES WERE IMPORTANT AND WHICH WEREN'T, because they *ALL LOOK THE FUCKING SAME* (and they all do the same ammount of damage) 22. There's parts in the game where you lose Kersti, your stupid flying crown companion. When you lose her, you can't use the battle spinner, which allows you to have more than one turn. 23. Battle spinner is completely luck-based. Needed a few more turns to get everything down? TOO BAD! 24. You're either extremely overpowered with your stickers or extremely underpowered, there's no middle ground. 25. There's undefeatable enemies, like Bowser's chain chomp. You don't have a tail sticker/don't know how to get the timming down of the tail sticker? Well I do hope you're ok with taking 10 points of damage each turn until you push Bowser away, and that's IF you perfectly block both Bowser's and the chomp's attack. 26. You can't choose which enemy to attack, you must always, ALWAYS attack the one at the front first, meaning that your strategies are limited quite badly. There's a spiky enemy inbetween 2 non-spiked enemies? Well now you can't use the multi bounce sticker to get rid of the other two with just one turn. You must defeat the first non-spiked enemy first, then get rid of the spiky one, and then defeat the final one, removing the whole entire multi-bounce strategy to begin with. I can go on and on if you want me to, but here's 26 things wrong with it.
I remember I found them in the beginning of 2012, around the time they released their 4 hour Q&A video. It's been true love ever since. But seriously, great video dude. Love to see more people who enjoy them. I feel like their channel is criminally underrated.
Stand User: Ted Stand Name: Crush 40 Abilities: Makes opponent unable to open Reece's Cup wrappers Stairway Beams. Power: E Speed: B (Varies when playing Sonic Genesis, can usually be an E rank) Durability: C (In this case, E) Range: A (Over 25 Metres, can extend all the way around the world) Precision: A Potential: E
I didn't notice it until rewatching it at the time of this post. The previous time I watched it, I had to pause to see the Caterkiller's "Hello Johnny"
True fact about me: This was my FIRST sonic game, bought it at walmart played it on my way out and then Marble Zone happened and I haven't touched it since
I can. They're just not trippy when you're drunk, like, no seizure alert at all. Only border blue... everything except for the Chaos Emeralds besides the first one.
im pretty sure the entire playthrough can be considered a best moment lol... my favorite was the wtf moment when sonic was impaled in labyrinth zone xD
+theyosh647 Because why not? I mean it's just like the Legend of Bo Rt it's depressing in a certaint way but also fucking hilarious in a sick and twisted way.
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+DemonLord1337 OH That's referring to the fact that the last Sonic highlight I did was for SHC 2014 about two months before. Sorry if I misled by implying Generations at all.
The worst thing I experienced(besides backseat gaming FNaF 2 with my brother on an online site) was getting jumpscared by the "I AM GOD" pic at the end of Ordinary Sonic. I randomly bet my brother that I could speedrun it since I know Sonic 1 so well(aside from Marble Act 2), and I got a game over on Green Hill Act 2. I was preparing to try again when I was surprised by the picture and I got so badly scared I shut down the tab the site was on. I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED IT SINCE
Wait a minute, why did he flash Paper Mario: Sticker Star on the screen while Juan said 'Shitting all over it'? I thought Sticker Star was a good game.
+VelocitizedGravity III I guess when I made this I processed what he said as 'taking a perfectly good formula and just being lazy with it'. Well that's what I get for using subjective thoughts for a quick laugh.
Anti-A.I. Allegiance Just look at this thread to find out why it's so bad. Make sure to read all 4 pages too. www.gamefaqs.com/boards/997614-nintendo-3ds/66962241
+VelocitizedGravity III I understand that there are players who are fans of this game, even though I'm not one; just like how there are players who prefer Sticker Star to SPM. That being said, I'm getting a mixed message from you: you've stated you think Sticker Star is good and then link to a thread with intention of why Sticker Star is so bad.
+Anti-A.I. Allegiance I read that thread _after_ posting my comment. I honestly thought it was a good Paper Mario RPG, and a good RPG overall. Then I read the thread.. The one thing I _refuse_ to deal with is the fact that you need a Jump sticker for each jump attack, or a Hammer sticker for each hammer attack. If that's how the game works, then I'm out.
Sticker Star was ok, just not great. Certainly better than Super Paper Mario in my opinion. Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts is a better example of complete rape of something golden.
That jab at Gen 4 is one I honestly can get behind. It's so bland, uninteresting, and broken that I have to play Hart Gold to actually appriciate what it does for Pokémon. I love the Pokémon and absolutely despise Sinnoh.
It's amazing how different 2012 sober Johnny is from 2015 drunk Johnny.
'12!Johnny: (19:25) What?! WHAT?!?!
'15!Johnny: (25:33) Releasing Saturn without- What did I die from?
*Allegedly* the porting team was disallowed from using the initial Genesis coding by the executives. Rather than recreate and enhance it, they took the lazy route and just slapped the Sonic Advance engine on it (you know, the engine *not* designed with this many elements on the screen in mind). Point stands: Sonic Team was lazy and its executives were complete dicks for doing this.
*How bad* could it have possibly been to use and then tweak the original game's source code, executives!?
So this is basically proof that the GBA could run Sonic 1 in it’s original version but Sega was negligent.
remember when Ryan was the talkitive member and Lewis was quieter. It feel weird going back to the older videoes
Also, he died for no reason in Final Zone, and his lives drop to 2. When the speedup starts, his lives are back at 3, meaning that Johnny died at least 2 more times to the boss.
2:27 Sticker Star joke made me laugh..
+'blaa6' Green Thunder Wait...
Whats wrong with Sticker Star
+Thomas Ink What ISN'T wrong with Sticker Star?
DarkK~ I don't know! Tell me Damnnit
Thomas Ink
Gladly:
1. No party members
2. No story
3. Bowser doesn't talk
4. You can't attack with your normal Jump/Hammer without wasting a sticker
5. No RPG elements, such as stats, EXP, leveling up, party members, etc
6. No sense of direction, at all. Game is filled with puzzles and there's not a single person in the entire game that can help you if you get stuck.
7. No actual characters to talk to, save for a few Toads in very limited areas
8. Horrible Sticker battle system where anything you use pretty much gets wasted, and your only reward for winning battles is coins, making the battles worthless.
9. Coins are worthless because you can only use them to buy stickers, which can also be found in the worlds themselves.
10. Luck-based boss battles. You just found a giant scissors sticker. If you even DARE to try it out to see how it works, you just screwed yourself up because that sticker was the area boss' weakness. Prepare yourself, because you're going to waste all of your stickers on punny 1 damage attacks. Good luck even surviving.
11. Oh, you kept the scissors sticker? Hooray, now the boss fight will be about 2 or 3 turns, since you'll be overpowered and you'll just destroy both the boss and any potential fun the fight could have had. This happens with EVERY BOSS IN THE GAME, including the final boss.
12. The game somehow managed to make the puzzles both super simple and super complicated
13. Since you only have Mario, every puzzle must be resolved by either jumping, using your hammer or just sticking a sticker to it.
14. The game sometimes won't even tell you where you can find the necessary Thing...thing you need to turn it into a sticker and therefore solve the puzzle
15. The needless amount of backtracking to the main town because of the Things you must turn into stickers. The only way to turn, say a giant goat, into a sticker is by finding the goat, then backtracking all the way back to the main town.
16. The game has no soul. It's mostly silence through the entire adventure, save for a few enemies here and there, and a few bits of humor from time to time.
17. 6 worlds, all being generic Mario tropes with no identity or locals that make them stand out, save for the Enigmansion.
18. If you for one reason or another ran out of attack stickers during a boss fight, you'll have to keep taking damage until the game decides to throw you a random sticker that might help you. You then use said random sticker and repeat the whole damn process again.
19. You fight Bowser Jr. 3 fucking times
20. You fight Kamek 3 fucking times
21. In each Kamek fight, he turns all of your stickers into flipflop stickers. I HOPE YOU REMEMBER WHICH ONES WERE IMPORTANT AND WHICH WEREN'T, because they *ALL LOOK THE FUCKING SAME* (and they all do the same ammount of damage)
22. There's parts in the game where you lose Kersti, your stupid flying crown companion. When you lose her, you can't use the battle spinner, which allows you to have more than one turn.
23. Battle spinner is completely luck-based. Needed a few more turns to get everything down? TOO BAD!
24. You're either extremely overpowered with your stickers or extremely underpowered, there's no middle ground.
25. There's undefeatable enemies, like Bowser's chain chomp. You don't have a tail sticker/don't know how to get the timming down of the tail sticker? Well I do hope you're ok with taking 10 points of damage each turn until you push Bowser away, and that's IF you perfectly block both Bowser's and the chomp's attack.
26. You can't choose which enemy to attack, you must always, ALWAYS attack the one at the front first, meaning that your strategies are limited quite badly. There's a spiky enemy inbetween 2 non-spiked enemies? Well now you can't use the multi bounce sticker to get rid of the other two with just one turn. You must defeat the first non-spiked enemy first, then get rid of the spiky one, and then defeat the final one, removing the whole entire multi-bounce strategy to begin with.
I can go on and on if you want me to, but here's 26 things wrong with it.
DarkK~ ...
I can't return it
I remember I found them in the beginning of 2012, around the time they released their 4 hour Q&A video. It's been true love ever since.
But seriously, great video dude. Love to see more people who enjoy them. I feel like their channel is criminally underrated.
Du-du-du-dudu, Siging with my vacuum cleaner 6:28
Anti (in captions): ...anyone else only hearing SPORTSSPORTSSPORTSSPORTSSPORTS
Me: *slowly raises hand*
*Enthusiastically raises hand*
*hand shoots through the f*cking celing*
Now I can't get the depressing sound of Marble Zone out of my head!!
Sonic's 15th was a mixed bag
Bad: This and 06
Good: Sonic Riders and Sonic Rivals
Oh I LOVED Sonic Rivals as a kid, played it all the time until my PSP died.
The one commentary Lewis was glad he missed out on.
The SGB play had surprisingly less vitriol than I thought it would.
can you make a video of Johnny's shadow/sonic 06 arguments in the bsc shadow lp? and a compilation of Johnny's rage moments?
what's the song at the part where sonic died at final zone?
"chuggachuggachuggachugga" conroy?
L-Y3T Ba Dum Tis
That sounds a lot like the old Adam West Batman theme.
I’m shocked they didn’t make a joke like that.
Johnny's purgatory would be Sonic Heroes: PS2 Version.
Stand User: Ted
Stand Name: Crush 40
Abilities:
Makes opponent unable to open Reece's Cup wrappers
Stairway Beams.
Power: E
Speed: B (Varies when playing Sonic Genesis, can usually be an E rank)
Durability: C (In this case, E)
Range: A (Over 25 Metres, can extend all the way around the world)
Precision: A
Potential: E
19:20 Priceless.
7:56 Inafune, huh? How opinions change.
7:40 Sonic Clone Jutsu!
20:45 for SGB
It took me FIVE TIMES to notice the "Let's what happens then" at 3:05...
Or 3:00... I keep doing this s***...
I didn't notice it until rewatching it at the time of this post. The previous time I watched it, I had to pause to see the Caterkiller's "Hello Johnny"
2:32 I saw that. Emile (chuggaaconroy) thinks it is shit too
True fact about me: This was my FIRST sonic game, bought it at walmart played it on my way out and then Marble Zone happened and I haven't touched it since
When was the first time Johnny said "Fuck ton of lot"?
could you eventually do a BSC FZERO GX Highlights?
I've gotten the good ending in this game before...I have a sad existence.
Man, this was my first ever real video game, ahh, the nostalgia
19:20-19:42. That whole segment basically summarizes my thoughts on the second half of RWBY Season 3....
Ryan- 13,14 Ted- I'm Back Ryan- I don't care I haven't done this in a long time.
+Ephrom Josine Sorry it's clustered the comment won't space properly.
5:05
hello Johnny?
oh..
I see what you did there
+Thomas Ink I was just thinking about that. Fucking catakillers
TobiasHawk Fucking Catakillers Indeed
+TobiasHawk I also just realized about two seconds after that, Johnny turns into Porygon
Catakillers.. More like stupidkillers
Thomas Ink What?
I can't imagine playing the special stages while drunk.
I can. They're just not trippy when you're drunk, like, no seizure alert at all. Only border blue... everything except for the Chaos Emeralds besides the first one.
No. Playing the ENTIRE game, drunk.
The sound aw affects makes it better
Part 1 has already broken Johnny. XD
SOMEONE CALL A PHYSICIST!
Wait, I AM a physicist! Shit!
I need a doctor...wait...I AM ONE!!!
Donnel Waddle Dee
okay the joke doesn't work anymore
Faust is that you?
7:07
DUDE. DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!!
Anyway, this was hilarious as I expected.. And a Little more! XD
Yuma DeSenn Sonic 06 Omochao Edition. OH GOD THE SILVER BOSS FIGHT.
WHY ARE YOU GIVING IDEAS?!?
Liked Johnny's Console War rambling.
"Alcohol and gaming makes Johnny a dull boy." (?)
When I played this on my iPhone (By using GBA4iOS), I collected all of the Chaos Emeralds! No joke!
19:20 How the hell did that happen?
6:53 - a.k.a. Spring YAAARGH!!! Zone.
Jesus!! Johnny in the thumbnail is PISSED
im pretty sure the entire playthrough can be considered a best moment lol... my favorite was the wtf moment when sonic was impaled in labyrinth zone xD
6:31 what was that?
The death counter missed a death in Marble zone when Johnny was speeding up the footage.
Actually, I don't think it did.
Love these playthroughs.
Hate the game SO MUCH
+Sykotiksonik Don't worry, creepy guy
We ALL hate this game
But I'm not creepy...
***** The evil red eyes say otherwise
But I'm smiling. With a thumbs up... You wanna see evil? Should've seen my old pic.
***** I, cautiously, ask what was your old pic?
Robotonic.
GENIUS
Oh god, WHY?
+theyosh647 Because why not? I mean it's just like the Legend of Bo Rt it's depressing in a certaint way but also fucking hilarious in a sick and twisted way.
yep,hearing SPORTS.
hehe GBA Star Light Zone music sounds almost close to Chain of Memories version of Destiny Island. xD
Everytime that i rewatch this commentary, i always get headache when i watch Labyrinth Zone
You had to take Ted's advil?
Shadow Cat what do you mean by "Ted's advil"? Because i just don't know why i can't watch the video, but i can hear it and don't get a headache
Maxtime In the Sonic Genesis commentary, Ted said that the framerate was so bad he to take an advil.
Shadow Cat ... I didn't remember that... Looks like the headache that i get is worse then i through...
johnny sounds completely insane here lol
Ok, I have an intriguing question:
Would Sonic the very useful engine Genesis be a good thing? or a bad thing?
You'd *really* feel the chug.
Anti-A.I. Allegiance yes, but at least chugging would make sense
paper mario sticker star isn't bad.
6:56
CATERKILLER!
my head hurts TT-TT
Sonic Genesis: fuck logic
What's next? Oh yea sonic labyrinth let's wait til they play that next
Nice content! n_n
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Worse than Sonic Boom.
It's hard to listen to Matt and Johnny drunk
... Can I marry you? This is just too amazing
0:51 So is Johnny implying that the original Sonic The Hedgehog for the Sega Genesis is also shit?
No of course not he was talking about only the gba port
that was comic gold
this game gave me a head ache too!
Thank you so much for this video.
*Fuck Sonic Genesis*
I don't see this as a bad game at all
E. Barnes Guess we got a blind leading the blind here.
19:21 What the hell was that?!?!
Doing a complete pokedex of gen 4 is easier than gen 3 in my opion
Hey sticker star was good!
Hell for me would be X7
Limbo for me would be Mega Man and Bass
Haven for me would be Halo 2
Hold on... The description says this game is Sonic Generations? I'm sorry, what? Sonic Generations is 10 times better than this piece of shit!
+DemonLord1337 OH That's referring to the fact that the last Sonic highlight I did was for SHC 2014 about two months before. Sorry if I misled by implying Generations at all.
Anti-A.I. Allegiance No. I've checked other Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis GBA videos aswell. UA-cam has labelled them all to be Sonic Generations.
+DemonLord1337 That's bizarre then.
10? Only 10? I don't even like Generations and 10 does not even BEGIN to explain how much better Generation is than this garbage!
No(x9), Sonic Jam for Game.com is EVEN worse. (Oh, trust me, I REALLY know what I'm talking about.)
The worst thing I experienced(besides backseat gaming FNaF 2 with my brother on an online site) was getting jumpscared by the "I AM GOD" pic at the end of Ordinary Sonic. I randomly bet my brother that I could speedrun it since I know Sonic 1 so well(aside from Marble Act 2), and I got a game over on Green Hill Act 2. I was preparing to try again when I was surprised by the picture and I got so badly scared I shut down the tab the site was on. I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED IT SINCE
Mikaela Nielsen Um... your point?
They made a Sonic game for the Game.com? I never knew that... Then again, all I know about the Game.com was from AVGN...
no don't give them ideas plz
led zeppelin immigrant song
People give Shadow the hedgehog way to much shit, it's not that bad you guys
Wait a minute, why did he flash Paper Mario: Sticker Star on the screen while Juan said 'Shitting all over it'? I thought Sticker Star was a good game.
+VelocitizedGravity III I guess when I made this I processed what he said as 'taking a perfectly good formula and just being lazy with it'. Well that's what I get for using subjective thoughts for a quick laugh.
Anti-A.I. Allegiance Just look at this thread to find out why it's so bad. Make sure to read all 4 pages too.
www.gamefaqs.com/boards/997614-nintendo-3ds/66962241
+VelocitizedGravity III I understand that there are players who are fans of this game, even though I'm not one; just like how there are players who prefer Sticker Star to SPM.
That being said, I'm getting a mixed message from you: you've stated you think Sticker Star is good and then link to a thread with intention of why Sticker Star is so bad.
+Anti-A.I. Allegiance I read that thread _after_ posting my comment. I honestly thought it was a good Paper Mario RPG, and a good RPG overall.
Then I read the thread.. The one thing I _refuse_ to deal with is the fact that you need a Jump sticker for each jump attack, or a Hammer sticker for each hammer attack. If that's how the game works, then I'm out.
+VelocitizedGravity III Hey if you find the game fun then more power to you; I just don't, that's all.
Call me insane but I'd rather have Sonic Genesis than a real port of Sonic 1 to GBA
I like Sticker Star. Different preferences, I guess.
I wouldn't be surprised if Johnny had never played that to completion. (Unlike me. I actually 100% cleared that game.)
WHY WHY WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sticker Star was ok, just not great. Certainly better than Super Paper Mario in my opinion. Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts is a better example of complete rape of something golden.
+JESSE I never liked the 3D-2D swapping.
+JESSE Opinions.
S T I C K E R S T A R I S G R 8, M 8
That jab at Gen 4 is one I honestly can get behind. It's so bland, uninteresting, and broken that I have to play Hart Gold to actually appriciate what it does for Pokémon. I love the Pokémon and absolutely despise Sinnoh.
Inaccurate Prophecy ...Elite four. then champ. I DARE YOU.
Keelan Barron Gen 4 is slow as shit, but I still really enjoyed it.
Keelan Barron Don't worry, I love to talk about it as well :')
LOOOL!!! 😆😂🎮💀
Wait, why is this game so bad?
watch johnny's review.
This level sucks
that one
Keelan Barron EVERYONE!!!
"Which Level?"
"Yes."