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  • @CapsLockKeyon
    @CapsLockKeyon 9 років тому +2420

    The ironic part is Gavin came up with the concept for Million Dollars, But...and the first scenario he offers you is unlimited money.

    • @CapsLockKeyon
      @CapsLockKeyon 8 років тому +86

      MichaelTRUMP Alright...so the person who came up with the idea for the first reality TV show also didn't come up with the idea for reality. Your point?
      The joke is the concept FOR THE SHOW is "Millions dollars but..." to which Gavin's first suggestion is something that offers your more than a million dollars.

    • @CapsLockKeyon
      @CapsLockKeyon 8 років тому +42

      +MichaelTRUMP Then stop arguing it :P

    • @matthewrandell5055
      @matthewrandell5055 8 років тому +22

      I was literally thinking the same thing like Gav wat r u doin this isn't the name of the show :')

    • @JacOfArts
      @JacOfArts 8 років тому +3

      Yeah it's just perfectly pointless

    • @ihrbekommtmeinenrichtigennamen
      @ihrbekommtmeinenrichtigennamen 8 років тому +5

      I thought that too at first but I think he meant "you don't spend *that* money", as in "not unlimited money, but the money you have will be spent by someone else for you". That would make more sense.

  • @dj3042
    @dj3042 9 років тому +147

    "do it again sometime?"
    "Nah."
    *Makes an entire series about it*

  • @mrjoebaillie
    @mrjoebaillie 9 років тому +2230

    Josh Flanagan was the perfect casting for that role

    • @ai22sbro
      @ai22sbro 9 років тому +75

      That's what the acting business calls type-casting, poor Josh XD

    • @lifeiscrap103
      @lifeiscrap103 9 років тому +248

      Jeremy Corson
      Josh: "Mom! I got another acting role today!"
      Mom: "Great! What's the part?"
      Josh: "Creepy Bearded Guy!"
      Mom: "FUCK! AGAIN!?"

    • @TheRandomHighFive
      @TheRandomHighFive 9 років тому +3

      Joe Baillie just imagine that as a shirt. like it would be josh and the snail and bassicly every what if for a million dollars thing ever

    • @mrjoebaillie
      @mrjoebaillie 9 років тому +14

      ***** I wouldn't disagree. I've got a weird man crush thing developing, and this video did nothing to stop that

    • @TrueCharvey90
      @TrueCharvey90 9 років тому +7

      Couldn't agree more Josh is a talented dude!

  • @TheRainydayvideo
    @TheRainydayvideo 9 років тому +203

    I can't stop laughing at the dog at the opera with his tiny tiny monocle

  • @Rockyo987
    @Rockyo987 9 років тому +1785

    This is great BUT, Geoff needs to be involved in the next one... he and Gav used to come up with some REALLY good ones during their Let's Builds!

    • @OctoberDegradation
      @OctoberDegradation 9 років тому +18

      He'll probably make more rape jokes lmao

    • @Rockyo987
      @Rockyo987 9 років тому

      is that why he's not on the podcast anymore?

    • @stumpe9662
      @stumpe9662 9 років тому +1

      ***** no he just doesnt want to, he made those jokes way after he stopped going on podcasts

    • @Rockyo987
      @Rockyo987 9 років тому

      Adam Stumpe ah okay!

    • @PaladinNull
      @PaladinNull 9 років тому +36

      ***** he actually wrote in response to someone on the subreddit that the reason he doesn't do the podcast anymore is that his wife is no longer on it. He said his absolute favorite part of the podcast was being able to spend a couple of hours cracking jokes and telling stories with his wife. Since she left to be amazing at everything she tries, Geoff has had little to no reason to come back to the podcast.

  • @Axe5197
    @Axe5197 9 років тому +1037

    So with the first one do I get to choose the guy or is he random?

    • @Zayzon188
      @Zayzon188 9 років тому +499

      Mr_Diddlez No, its always Josh Flanagan. Always.

    • @Whatsitcalled101
      @Whatsitcalled101 9 років тому +80

      I would let matthew mcconaughey stick a finger in my ass...I just enjoy his acting that's all

    • @TheZigzagman
      @TheZigzagman 9 років тому +137

      It's either Josh Flanagan, or Lester from GTA V. You don't get to pick, they switch off.

    • @meme109
      @meme109 9 років тому +42

      You all of people should know that all diddlers wear a bag to mask their identity

    • @CosmicDestroyer7
      @CosmicDestroyer7 9 років тому +62

      @Me Me. And wear two watches because it's always time to diddle

  • @Stroper
    @Stroper 9 років тому +429

    Not sure what was more disturbing, the suggestiveness of Butt Finger Guy with Barbara or the actual example given with Bernie...

    • @macabre9484
      @macabre9484 9 років тому +51

      Burnie

    • @ThatOneGuy852
      @ThatOneGuy852 9 років тому +71

      Stroper *what was more sexy

    • @GhostRyderFPV
      @GhostRyderFPV 9 років тому +38

      Stroper Mommy Noooo!

    • @nono-fb8tr
      @nono-fb8tr 9 років тому

      Wicker _ Well sort of. It's true that if they'd showed it with Barbara this video would probably have been flagged. But, I think it was Barbara not wanting to pull down her pants on camera.

    • @nono-fb8tr
      @nono-fb8tr 9 років тому +1

      Wicker _ Wtf are you referring to then?? Barbara was shown leaning over on the sofa to let the guy put his finger in her ass, but not actually pulling her pants down like Burnie did. This was probably her personal preference. Did you _watch_ the video? There was an example with Barbara. Christ...

  • @chrissorensen803
    @chrissorensen803 Рік тому +2

    It’s been years but I’m going back on the nostalgia of watching Million Dollars But again

  • @JustSomeDamnGinger
    @JustSomeDamnGinger 9 років тому +678

    I love this. It was like a live-action Animated Adventure.

    • @ronayne1996
      @ronayne1996 9 років тому +1

      JustSomeDamnGinger I feel like your profile picture is from the Berserk calendar...

    • @sadclownvods
      @sadclownvods 9 років тому +9

      JustSomeDamnGinger They should make some Live-Action Animated Adventures. Thatd be awesome :D

    • @Zayzon188
      @Zayzon188 9 років тому +14

      JustSomeDamnGinger Not enough blue and white people with noodle arms.

    • @coltonadie4570
      @coltonadie4570 9 років тому +18

      So like, an adventure?

    • @Bugsyjr
      @Bugsyjr 9 років тому

      Colton Adie There's always that one guy...

  • @yourigevers9776
    @yourigevers9776 8 років тому +449

    what would be the point of getting a million dollar if you don't have to pay for anything?

    • @zachbaker8219
      @zachbaker8219 8 років тому +47

      The million dollars is never part of that deal, the deal is you just never have to pay for anything ever again

    • @muhammadhadji7660
      @muhammadhadji7660 8 років тому +29

      can you pay the guy to not put his finger in your ass ever? That would be like a finger in your ass once...right?

    • @Linosek279
      @Linosek279 8 років тому +2

      Youri Gevers
      You can literally use money as tp

    • @JackieTheVampire
      @JackieTheVampire 8 років тому

      FuckMotheringVampire you have vampire in your name I immediately like you

    • @gheu1788
      @gheu1788 7 років тому

      The Emperor of Mankind People like me.

  • @xiaoxiao01
    @xiaoxiao01 9 років тому +525

    this is awesome, this needs to become a regular show when gavin is back in the states :D...

    • @whatismypurpose1527
      @whatismypurpose1527 9 років тому +4

      Sir Zoidberg He's never coming back...

    • @xiaoxiao01
      @xiaoxiao01 9 років тому +1

      What is my purpose? its just his visa, i doubt they would deny him one^^

    • @Niallmchuuugh
      @Niallmchuuugh 9 років тому +21

      Yeah Gavin died dude...

    • @MarkOfTzeentch
      @MarkOfTzeentch 9 років тому +25

      DaEpIcDuDe Don't you mean Givan, Roy's buddy at Challenge Finders?

    • @Snook1985
      @Snook1985 9 років тому +3

      MarkOfTzeentch booooo

  • @DoubleKnotts
    @DoubleKnotts 9 років тому +39

    Now THIS is some content.
    Hilarious and well-produced!

  • @AllieRX
    @AllieRX 9 років тому +150

    Let's see, creepy bearded stalker, tiny t-shirt, and basically diarrhea.
    Definitely going for #2. Thanks, Barb.

    • @JakeyBabesxXx
      @JakeyBabesxXx 9 років тому +27

      Allie-RX I want all 3 just to get back at the guy putting his finger up my butt. I would only buy stuff as a dog barks.

    • @Ziorac
      @Ziorac 9 років тому +11

      Allie-RX So... You'd go with the last option then? Going number 2? ;D

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 9 років тому

      Allie-RX The appearance is probably since a guy in a suit gently inserting a wet finger in one's buttocks would probably not be as believable, but it could be that kind of guy.

    • @manguy01
      @manguy01 9 років тому +1

      Allie-RX #2 is definitely worth it. Women basically do that nowadays, anyways.

    • @aliinheels
      @aliinheels 9 років тому

      Allie-RX Can't tell if you mean number two the question or number two the poop one ;D

  • @keeksymo
    @keeksymo 9 років тому +163

    If the guy pays for everything then you wouldn't even need a million dollars

  • @NinjaPups
    @NinjaPups 9 років тому +112

    *Question 1:* You get one million dollars, but... for 5 years everyone you know changes to the opposite sex.
    *Question 2:* You get a million dollars but for the rest of your life, anything you do, achieve, acquire, complete, or receive credit for, no one will ever know about. BUT, that ONLY applies to positive things. Anything negative you do will not be voided. Would you take the money?

    • @Grimdivide
      @Grimdivide 9 років тому +1

      That means you do things right.

    • @reNINTENDO
      @reNINTENDO 9 років тому +29

      NinjaPups Yes, and I would become a presidential assassin, master thief, and general super criminal. Basically I get a million dollars and then the ability to do or get anything else I want without repercussions.
      What I'm saying is it would turn me evil very quickly.

    • @Unhelpful_Goose
      @Unhelpful_Goose 9 років тому +5

      NinjaPups I get a mill and get to avoid people? fuck yeah i'd take it haha

    • @shamonwright
      @shamonwright 9 років тому +8

      NinjaPups Hell yeah. I already don't do anything. Easy money.

    • @NinjaPups
      @NinjaPups 9 років тому

      reNINTENDO George Stead ok I changed it a bit haha. So now, that ONLY applies to positive things. Anything negative you do will not be voided. Would you still take the money?

  • @kessiniktange8861
    @kessiniktange8861 3 роки тому +1

    0:38 That is the funniest scene in history, I think. His face is perfect.

  • @MrHaseo14
    @MrHaseo14 9 років тому +38

    I want to see so many of these videos, this could be its own random series with interchangeable guests or even fan submissions (assuming they were reasonable), there is some decent potential here

  • @GamersHaven
    @GamersHaven 4 роки тому +1

    It was at this moment I realized.
    *Gavin and I would appreciate the comedic value of a lot of things*

  • @rokfish7242
    @rokfish7242 9 років тому +413

    So fuck it I'll say it, anyone else sad that Burnie and Gavin demonstrated the "3 sizes to small" bit but not Barbara?

    • @RandomGamerCory
      @RandomGamerCory 9 років тому +77

      Rok Fish thats cause barbara only goes full topless or passes.

    • @RileyWhittakerMusic1
      @RileyWhittakerMusic1 9 років тому +87

      burnie and gavin is all we need :>)

    • @Robro345
      @Robro345 9 років тому +65

      Rok Fish Cause it works on girls, did you not see the chick taking a photo with Gav?

    • @Fragacide
      @Fragacide 9 років тому +18

      Rok Fish She did say she'd be up for it. I think a new kickstarter campaign needs to be started.

    • @thelightningslasher7622
      @thelightningslasher7622 9 років тому +6

      Fragacide I will throw my dollars at my computer screen

  • @andrewhultgren5978
    @andrewhultgren5978 9 років тому +1

    Absolutely amazing, I've always loved Gav's theoretical questions and this just takes it too a whole new, incredible level.

  • @TheAlmightyOctopus
    @TheAlmightyOctopus 9 років тому +30

    This series.. This is a good series.

  • @sethmarkov9130
    @sethmarkov9130 6 років тому +12

    "This was fun. Wanna do it again sometime?"
    "Nah."
    5 seasons and 7 episodes later...

  • @FaIlHiGH
    @FaIlHiGH 9 років тому +445

    God damn man, that was great. I'm curious if this was a short or if it will become a pseudo short-series. Either way, keep it coming!
    To answer each one. I'd be a Yes/Yes/No
    Finger up butt? Make the hole bigger than the finger. Problem solved!
    3 sizes too small? I'd just end up feeling like Blaine. No biggie!
    Poop every time I hear a dog bark? Fuuuuuck no. I live in a complex where I hear 3 dogs bark daily. I'd die before I could leave the fucking apartment...

    • @Niallmchuuugh
      @Niallmchuuugh 9 років тому +3

      I'm the same as you, everything is free! That's well worth it. You can just explain the shirt issue, like you're getting 1M for it. And I have a dog, so no thanks.

    • @Adz2
      @Adz2 9 років тому

      ***** With that money you can move to the countryside away from all dogs

    • @hawkeyesniper45
      @hawkeyesniper45 9 років тому +19

      ***** "Make the hole bigger than the finger"
      Are we talking about anal

    • @patricfraser254
      @patricfraser254 9 років тому

      What good would a million dollars do if you can't pay for anything

    • @Fangtorn
      @Fangtorn 9 років тому

      Patric Fraser With a guy paying for everything you buy you could spend more than a million dollars, or even if its limited to a million dollars, that still a lot of stuff for just a cheeky finger.

  • @willymcbilly635
    @willymcbilly635 9 років тому

    This series could and should go on forever, God knows how many Geoff and Gavin have come up with alone during the Lets builds, and the way the videos illustrate the scenarios adds to the comedy perfectly

  • @moddy121
    @moddy121 9 років тому +393

    I would do number 3, because I am deaf. (Easy money)

  • @PeaceLoveMusic504
    @PeaceLoveMusic504 9 років тому

    Rooster Teeth This is the hilarious nature that I love about Rooster Teeth. I've been craving this for a while! Definite upvote from me to continue this series.

  • @Nison545
    @Nison545 9 років тому +9

    This was great! I would always look forward to Gavin and Geoff 'would you rather's on Let's Builds.

  • @Nope-yj4sd
    @Nope-yj4sd 9 років тому

    I really like how they've set this up. The music is quirky to go with the extreme "quirkiness" of the show and how the characters in the scenarios mouth along to the things that the guys are talking about, like Barb and the little girl scout saying "mommy nooo!!"
    Wonderful! Even more please!

  • @TheLyonNetwork
    @TheLyonNetwork 9 років тому +9

    This was honestly my favourite video they've made in years.

  • @noneofyourbusiness9489
    @noneofyourbusiness9489 8 років тому +75

    "Lazer Team becomes a huge success" HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • @kingdincht
    @kingdincht 9 років тому +14

    Totally need more of these, so good

  • @tikemyson73
    @tikemyson73 9 років тому

    3:14 I love that everyone wearing suit jackets and Zach Anner is in the back not given a single damn

  • @wampaisen
    @wampaisen 9 років тому +5

    i love this format, it looks like a scripted tv show but its a genuine conversation.

  • @alexgonzo000
    @alexgonzo000 9 років тому +1

    please do more of these, I always love Gavin's would you rather questions and I love how you guys acted them out.... that made them three times as funny XD

  • @kayleahsnedden2709
    @kayleahsnedden2709 9 років тому +41

    God, this is amazing. I was legitimately sad when it was over.

  • @tgg5045
    @tgg5045 10 місяців тому +3

    will miss this

  • @magfe888
    @magfe888 9 років тому +8

    Barb's question was basically "would you let James Willems design your wardrobe for 5 years"

  • @Hollow_Tim
    @Hollow_Tim 4 місяці тому +2

    Jesus christ how are these 9 years old already!? I looked at the latest ones and saw 6 I already thought that was too much. I remember when this was fcking new as if it was yesterday...

  • @NorwegianNoLife
    @NorwegianNoLife 9 років тому +7

    This should be a weekly segment on the podcast. Dont even need the skits in between. I know they KIND OFF allready do it and it entertains me so why not at least once a week?

  • @JM-pg2lw
    @JM-pg2lw 9 років тому

    This video had me in tears. Josh was perfect, and the dog at the opera was great.

  • @theharemk1ng103
    @theharemk1ng103 9 років тому +6

    This is the best show ever...

  • @Edward-Not-Elric
    @Edward-Not-Elric 9 років тому

    Can't wait to see more! This was just the best! Nice job Josh, Barbara, Gavin and Burnie!

  • @jackbertwistle3666
    @jackbertwistle3666 9 років тому +13

    THIS. IS. GOOD.

  • @__skillz
    @__skillz 7 років тому +1

    I love how chill Barbara is with these scenarios

  • @BenyHild
    @BenyHild 9 років тому +4

    Long time since I laughed this hard! Please make this into a show!

  • @KBear43rd
    @KBear43rd 9 років тому

    This is by far the best show RT has made in the last few years. It's perfect.

  • @leeks1408
    @leeks1408 8 років тому +40

    One million dollars but for the rest of your life a different body part will go numb everyday. So one day your left arm goes numb, then your right leg the next day, then your neck and yeah there's basically no pattern to which part will go numb next.

    • @matthewrandell5055
      @matthewrandell5055 8 років тому +2

      That's pretty good you should submit that for the Community deck for the card game

    • @xantiqua5844
      @xantiqua5844 8 років тому

      Id do it

    • @virgilbarrios3174
      @virgilbarrios3174 8 років тому

      I'll do it

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 8 років тому +1

      Actually I'm fascinated by the feeling of numbness
      And the feeling of "pins and needles"
      Well..I just like the p.a.n (^) feeling..its tingly :D
      So yeah...win win for me...well..it would suck when my right arm goes numb when I play a shooter game..

    • @chuugummy975
      @chuugummy975 8 років тому

      Hell yeah, I'd do it.

  • @nikitakrylov7669
    @nikitakrylov7669 9 років тому +1

    This is like a live-action animated adventure, i love it!

  • @raidenakajacktheripper5988
    @raidenakajacktheripper5988 8 років тому +4

    0:35 Barb is on the computer with Nora on the screen XD

  • @whitehawk3638
    @whitehawk3638 9 років тому

    Amazing series idea! Please continue. Gavin and Geoff are loaded with these.

  • @leobarragan1098
    @leobarragan1098 9 років тому +8

    Please, more of these would you rather videos. But make sure Geoff's in one

  • @Doleoh
    @Doleoh 9 років тому +2

    This was fantastic, and I'd love to see more.

  • @MegaGamenoob
    @MegaGamenoob 9 років тому +38

    Can Josh just put his finger in me, even when i'm not buying something?

    • @jormungandrworldserpent6437
      @jormungandrworldserpent6437 7 років тому +5

      UnBakedStorm (proceeds to become millionaire and make the first mind wiping machine and wipes memory of seeing this comment)

    • @powerrangernerd8122
      @powerrangernerd8122 4 роки тому

      What is wrong with you, dude?!?

  • @elfiefromangelcity6142
    @elfiefromangelcity6142 9 років тому +1

    I don't know why but this made me laugh way too hard. So glad I'm on muscle relaxants right now cuz if I laughed without it, my sciatica would be killing me from the laugh spasms. Please more of these!

  • @Able0the0fox
    @Able0the0fox 8 років тому +7

    I think I could hear Gus barking for the hand puppet

  • @GINGIVITISSS
    @GINGIVITISSS 9 років тому

    I love when they release just a random ass video that isn't one of their regular weekly uploads and it just surprises the hell out of me. This was a great one and would love to see this added to their show roster. Yay verily.

  • @tylersandersexists
    @tylersandersexists 9 років тому +4

    'Vote for Pedro Shirt', good reference.

  • @AzaleaLumi
    @AzaleaLumi 9 років тому

    I loved this. It was constant laughter throughout the whole thing. Please do more of them!

  • @andrewfield4072
    @andrewfield4072 9 років тому +5

    If you have somebody paying for literally everything, that makes having $1,000,000 kind of pointless.

  • @ryancox4498
    @ryancox4498 9 років тому

    This was great! I hope this gets turned in to a regular, or semi-regular series.

  • @NikkoTheNeko
    @NikkoTheNeko 9 років тому +32

    Oh heres one. You get a million dollars, but you live on a cabin in the woods for a year on your own. No electronics. No outside contact, any food you get you hunt

    • @jefffriend1537
      @jefffriend1537 9 років тому

      NikkoTheNeko easily I do that lol

    • @SuperHappyHater
      @SuperHappyHater 9 років тому +20

      NikkoTheNeko So you would pay me a million dollars to go on vacation? I'm in.

    • @patrikivemyr5028
      @patrikivemyr5028 9 років тому +1

      Except for the electronics, I pretty much do that (don't hunt ALL my food, though). Sign me up.

    • @nytheris2848
      @nytheris2848 9 років тому +16

      NikkoTheNeko I wish I could say I would do that, but in all honesty, I would be dead in less than a month.

    • @Wolf1Michaen
      @Wolf1Michaen 9 років тому +1

      I honestly would like to do that, with or without the money.

  • @shpladau
    @shpladau 7 років тому

    This is like a live action animated adventure series. People act out what's being said instead of animations. I love it.

  • @ShmixilLixil
    @ShmixilLixil 9 років тому +4

    "i'm in."
    was that pun intended
    no wonder barbara is here

  • @playstationordie5085
    @playstationordie5085 9 років тому

    This was an awesome version of Gavin's beloved hypotheticals, please make more!

  • @ArsonBjork
    @ArsonBjork 9 років тому +4

    Do a million more of these, but...
    Get Geoff to be in them too

  • @coyrex1480
    @coyrex1480 9 років тому

    I like how Burnie's arm flexes as he gets the finger during the house sale, great acting.

  • @kmaple9
    @kmaple9 9 років тому +9

    This better be a regularly posted show from now on

    • @kmaple9
      @kmaple9 8 років тому +3

      I was right!

  • @helloimfloral
    @helloimfloral 9 років тому

    Love love love this! It's almost like live action animated adventures with the style. So funny!

  • @realafan888
    @realafan888 9 років тому +4

    I don't think it is, in fact I'm 99% sure it's not, but at 2:09 is that Barry Kramer from the Grumps?

  • @Andy_Kitsune
    @Andy_Kitsune 9 років тому

    THIS IS GREAT! Awesome! Very surprised how you spent the time to also act out all the scenes.

  • @ColonelPeppers
    @ColonelPeppers 5 років тому +3

    With the first one is it to the first knuckle or the entire finger?

  • @devon1970
    @devon1970 9 років тому

    This was amazing!! I wish there were episodes of this every week but I understand that they probably shot for a couple of hours on this production. For that, I believe they could produce this show maybe once a week

  • @SullyFox
    @SullyFox 8 років тому +57

    What if you're in a 69 with your significant other and your neighbor's dog barks?

    • @joshuamoviegamer28
      @joshuamoviegamer28 8 років тому +38

      You'd best be prepared for a brown shower

    • @gheu1788
      @gheu1788 7 років тому +4

      Sully Fox Why are you like this?

    • @bennice6811
      @bennice6811 6 років тому +1

      Then it turns out she’s into it

  • @MrJackychanster
    @MrJackychanster 9 років тому

    No matter how many times I watch this Josh's face gets me every single time 😂😂😃

  • @Gokatgo
    @Gokatgo 9 років тому +75

    would barbs bra also be 3 sizes too small?

    • @R03333
      @R03333 9 років тому +93

      ***** Bet he wouldn't be a creep if he was speaking about Burnie's underwear though huh.
      *Double standards in the hizzzousee*

    • @R03333
      @R03333 9 років тому +25

      ***** triggering satire was good but story needs work, 1/10 would not support kickstarter

    • @Gokatgo
      @Gokatgo 9 років тому +1

      ***** calm down, cant I make a friendly joke without being destroyed? D:

    • @Gokatgo
      @Gokatgo 9 років тому

      ***** good point :D

    • @defenestrationismyfavoriteword
      @defenestrationismyfavoriteword 9 років тому

      I has removed what this comment previously said because reason. Yeah.

  • @YarnyPixels
    @YarnyPixels 24 дні тому +1

    I miss these types of videos, I used to spend my whole day watching RT, I miss them from 2019 and before so much

  • @a1z3k
    @a1z3k 9 років тому +14

    More

    • @a1z3k
      @a1z3k 9 років тому +3

      Damn im sorry im very illiterate

    • @manguy01
      @manguy01 9 років тому

      Aizek Akai lol. No! don't let him fool you! "More" is correct. "moar" is a made-up internet slang. His correction was just a joke.

    • @manguy01
      @manguy01 9 років тому

      Arnold Bik Boi Schwarzenegger III
      The name looked foreign, so who knows. English could be a recent second language to Aizek

    • @a1z3k
      @a1z3k 9 років тому

      Nah man I'm straight it issac , just spelled differently.

  • @BeforeYouKnew
    @BeforeYouKnew 9 років тому

    I am in tears. Josh was just great!

  • @botisonny
    @botisonny 9 років тому +15

    Easy number one.
    Buy a multibilionaire company, resell it. Use the money to pay someone to buy stuff for you with it.

    • @botisonny
      @botisonny 9 років тому +3

      ***** Yep, a LOT less. I buy their services once. Get a finger up yours like 3 times is better than every time you buy a bus ticket or pump gas into your car or buy an icecream.

    • @DontYouDareSpawnKill
      @DontYouDareSpawnKill 9 років тому +21

      botisonny You can't escape the finger bro....

    • @botisonny
      @botisonny 9 років тому +1

      Vince Niknazmanesh imagine one day taking a pure diaretic outburst of exploding shit and just suddenly realize its the perfect time to buy something. The face on the finger guy would be worth it all

    • @jasminepie6045
      @jasminepie6045 9 років тому +5

      botisonny No, that is breaking the rules. Sure, you can sell your ,,multibilionaire" company, but you can't pay for anything with the money you get from it. The rules are ,,You don't/can't pay for anything by yourself, the guy appears, pays for you, and sticks his finger in your ass".

    • @botisonny
      @botisonny 9 років тому

      Toasty Toast fair enough. What if I buy the person I want to "pay" the company and he sells it?

  • @chriscampbell7549
    @chriscampbell7549 9 років тому

    Best thing RT has made in a long time. This always awesome

  • @SpartanDusk
    @SpartanDusk 8 років тому +6

    Whats the bloody point of the million dollars if you wont pay for anything?! Thats like having a million condoms but someone is sticking it to your girl! XD

  • @matthewferguson1429
    @matthewferguson1429 9 років тому

    Loved this. Reminded me of the old shorts which still remain to be my favourite thing RT has done outside of RvB

  • @jonathanhart54
    @jonathanhart54 9 років тому +34

    Soooo who's the girl in the thumbnail?

  • @trequor
    @trequor 4 роки тому

    0:57 this part gets me all the time. Quality acting from the finger guy

  • @energee629
    @energee629 9 років тому +10

    Thinking back over my choices on this, it seems weird to me that I was absolutely in favor of the "sweaty man with his finger in my butt" option, but I was torn on whether or not I would show my midriff in public for 5 years. I think I need to reexamine my priorities.

  • @DraperPeanut
    @DraperPeanut 9 років тому +1

    The endslate gets me everytime! XD

  • @SassySoviet
    @SassySoviet 9 років тому +9

    My friends and I do shit like this all the time

    • @SeanTheKiller100
      @SeanTheKiller100 9 років тому

      Ya nasty

    • @AnimaTweek
      @AnimaTweek 9 років тому

      Lacrimosa of course. all the time.

    • @SassySoviet
      @SassySoviet 9 років тому +1

      Lacrimosa that's amateur compared to what we do ;)

    • @TheJuancapella
      @TheJuancapella 9 років тому +3

      So you and your friends shit everytime you hear a dog bark?

  • @Elsren
    @Elsren 9 років тому

    I really enjoyed both the content and form of this video. Short + Podcast... winning combination!

  • @JackieTheVampire
    @JackieTheVampire 8 років тому +3

    Hold on, I just realized. The first one contradicts itself. What would be the point of getting a million dollars?

  • @SeanTong
    @SeanTong 9 років тому

    This is honestly my new favorite thing, please do more.

  • @sethorren
    @sethorren 8 років тому +8

    you know, you pay for one thing with the finger in the butt.
    buy an apartment building in some family member's name. find someone reliable and consistent and have them live in an apt. and have them be the letter of the apartments you and they don't live in, and have them pay rent towards an account shared by them and your family member. then if you need anything, you ask them to use money from that account to pay for what you need - go shopping with them.
    With a %100 percent payed off building in new york, for example, you could easily cover property taxes, maintenance, and all your living expenses and have plenty to save up, like any normal human being, towards any other big purchases.
    You wouldn't have any income, nor any expenditures in your name.
    no?

    • @chandlerbrewer174
      @chandlerbrewer174 8 років тому +1

      you took that too far lol

    • @sergeantwelch3181
      @sergeantwelch3181 8 років тому +1

      It kind of takes the fun out of it if you just find perfect loopholes....

    • @mightymrryab1920
      @mightymrryab1920 8 років тому

      Far from a perfect loophole, since you would part own the account so money that you have a claim on would be being spent, so finger butt.

    • @sethorren
      @sethorren 8 років тому

      you wouldn't own any part of the account. you'd have to rely on a trusted aid, servant, friend or family member because you would give them your money and house. no shared accounts or anything, they would, technically speaking, only spend their money on supporting you and housing you. alternately you could enter into a contract with them worth the building to hold them to your trust.
      it's a loophole with a big disability, but so would be what you're trying to avoid. beyond that, you could never collect any social security, nor would you need to, and depending on what the local tax law/practice is, you would never need to even file with an income and expenditure of $0.
      eh, it's interesting to think about. Million Dollars but... is all about determining what you are willing to sacrifice to be comfortable. the loopholes are what makes the game a game, to me.

    • @mightymrryab1920
      @mightymrryab1920 8 років тому

      By giving them the money it's the equivalent of paying them so would still trigger the but poking.

  • @tuckmorton
    @tuckmorton 9 років тому

    This was one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile thanks guys for making.

  • @fadesevar2809
    @fadesevar2809 9 років тому +5

    wait did they just predict lazer teams success

  • @geregan100
    @geregan100 9 років тому

    This is my new favourite series on UA-cam

  • @1cjl2
    @1cjl2 8 років тому +3

    i think people underestimate how stinky scenario 3 would be

  • @DevonM88
    @DevonM88 9 років тому

    I'm surprised how much effort/quality went into the scenes. What an excellent video.

  • @Amunny
    @Amunny 9 років тому +4

    I would go for #3 because I hear a dog like 2 times a year

    • @Amunny
      @Amunny 9 років тому +3

      SatanicFriedChicken Yes but in my city we don't like having dogs. I stay in my house 20% of the day eating, sleeping and other stuff. It's just a city specialty you don't need to try and be funny because I know you are just like everyone else in Rooster Teeth's youtube :L it kinda sucks.

    • @satanicfriedchicken1656
      @satanicfriedchicken1656 9 років тому

      Dont cry about it

    • @Amunny
      @Amunny 9 років тому +1

      SatanicFriedChicken How am I crying? You can't even see that through internet unless I say I am. Like ";-;" for example. ":L" is just me feeling sad for all these kids.

    • @lawodis
      @lawodis 9 років тому

      Take number 3 then gouge out your ears

    • @Amunny
      @Amunny 9 років тому

      Jack Wood It's not my fault YOU replied.

  • @Happilywanderin
    @Happilywanderin 9 років тому

    Had me in stitches from start to finnish. These three can pull the perfect facial expressions

  • @zeezeeb3
    @zeezeeb3 8 років тому +5

    Umm... If I guy pays for you for everything, what's the point of having the million dollars?

    • @HzizsVynryn
      @HzizsVynryn 8 років тому

      So you can be in Forbes.

    • @zeezeeb3
      @zeezeeb3 8 років тому

      +HzizsVynryn wat

    • @aficionadoavacado559
      @aficionadoavacado559 8 років тому +2

      You'd HAVE to take the million to have the guy pay for anything. But yeah, it becomes useless after

    • @KyleLi
      @KyleLi 8 років тому +1

      You know.. give it to someone?

  • @Bimmr
    @Bimmr 9 років тому +1

    This video made me laugh more then I ever have in the last year... Bravo!