I desperately want someone to explain to Dan just how much his favorite thing in the world, Professional Wrestling, just no bullshit straight up IS comics. They're literally the exact same thing, except I never have to stop liking my favorite character in one because it turns out they're a shoot real life POS.
Dan: Doesn't understand why you can't breathe in space Also Dan: Wtf is Gravity? I don't know if it's the tinnitus screaming or my brain is literally melting.
Depends on what part of the sun you're taking. The surface of the sun is "only" about 5600 Celsius (10,000 Fahrenheit) which is about what the tungsten filament in a lightbulb is. A teaspoon of that wouldn't do much more than glow white hot. Also it's hydrogen gas so it wouldn't have much mass. Or if it was dense enough to be liquid it would expand into a gas and drastically cool down in the process. The core on the other hand is 15 to 30 million degrees and may contain radioactive fusion products. Tho I think the burn still fuses hydrogen into helium mostly
I was just about to write that, gravity issue aside, Dan was much closer to the truth than Jeff and Mitch. Apart from the unimpressive temperature of the photosphere, it's also less dense than earth atmosphere at sea level, so you probably wouldn't even notice the its presence in the room (as long as there's a "spoonful" of it). It would basically be a small hot volume in the room that would almost instantly cool down. You probably wouldn't even be able to burn yourself on it, due to the small absolute amount of atoms there.
@@mateuszQRDL I'm not sure about the worst case scenario of a teaspoon of liquid hydrogen at a couple of gigapascal and 15 million Kelvin but 1 teaspoon of water is about 3 grams so I let's assume it's about 1 gram of Hydrogen which would be about 10 liters of hydrogen gas at sea level. But even at 15 million degrees with just a single or a few grams it won't make a huge difference in the temperature of the room... Tho you might get a little fireball if it ignites when mixing with the oxygen in the air...
@@antivanti We should make a play for scientific consultants during streams. No scientific speculation (and especially no laughing at Dan) without first calling "The Council".
1:29:05 I love this so much. The game just silently cuts away to your NPC companion standing around being killed somewhere and then has the gall to fade in a "game over" as if to say "why didn't you play better".
Important note: I think those enemies are teleporting, not spawning. You can see it at 2:54:25 when Jeff walks out from getting the armor: there's one of those smoke clouds on the path ahead but no enemy, as if it just teleported away. And then right after that when Dan says "there must be some rhyme or reason to it", you can see a guy disappear in a cloud of smoke in the background. That would explain why Grubb was getting swarmed by so many enemies when he tried running past them, because he was just activating more and more of them and they kept teleporting to his current location. And also why he wasn't getting enemies spawning in the boss room when he was killing all the enemies beforehand. I think he needs to go back to killing them all. Or not, because his suffering is our enjoyment.
How many episodes will it be until Jeff realizes the werewolves can only be killed with the silver claws? Or that the werewolves and ghouls keep getting up until you explode them? Or that the ghouls will teleport to you if you don’t kill them?
@@Epyo i refuse to google it either. but it seems its the only way to make them explode properly. Plus... it's silver isn't it? i have a vague memory its a silver claw? and now I've googled it I'm cursing us both with the knowledge that 'The Silverclaw is a melee weapon that is the only way to permanently kill certain enemies. As normal weapons can't kill certain enemies. Gibbing these sad enemies with this weapon will completely ensure their death.' - whichever madman keeps the daikatana wiki updated.
Liquid death is literally water, and then they have a sparkling flavored water. I don't understand the joke. It's just water with a dumb "provocative" name thing with a name. That's it.
there is no joke. the brand has existed since 2018 and has floundered throughout its early years throughout various attempts to attach itself to the metal scene, something which only resulted in resounding failure. this claim that this branding issupposed to be inherently a joke and the people are totally in on it is just their latest marketing pivot after their previous attempts failed. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills when people are suddenly claiming that Liquid Death is this great, expertly branded and advertised beverage brand when nobody was talking about it 2 years ago and even then, nobody ever talks about the actual product, just how cool and edgy and funny or whatever the marketing is. Dan is just a mark.
As a happy dog, I usually enjoy the content, but I have to admit, Dan's loud screams into the mic at one point really threw me off and made me close the stream. I know I'm in the minority here considering the comments, and I totally get that the guys are just being themselves, but that kind of stuff is just not my cup kibbles. 🐶🔊
One of my favourite Blight Club things is when they get so angry they briefly forget they're making a show.
2:00:48 the sun have gravity?
Watching 3 weeks later and this is the first time I've thought about the assassination attempt in a week and a half.
Good paprika has a ton of taste, Minotti sounding like Dan out here
You’re right about the paprika but Mike’s opinion isn’t even remotely close to Dan’s insanity
Between this and the nintendo world championship leaderboard stuff, Grubb seems to be having a bad day.
Laughed myself to tears at this like 10 times during this
Each episode just tops the last. WTF Dan.
"how far from the spoonful of sun do i have to be to stay alive?"
Dan's mind is an enigma
Holy shit the gravity convo with Dan!
it's just fascinating how he then seems to always try to find some logic where he's right. truly a one of a kind
1:32:10 is the funniest minute and a half in the history of UA-cam
Grubb's Joker moment
Of course Dan doesn't know what the sun and gravity are. Of course.
man never took a science class in his life
2:45:34
Dan furtively offering "the...the Sun..?" as his reason for how Grubb died just floored me, hahaha
I desperately want someone to explain to Dan just how much his favorite thing in the world, Professional Wrestling, just no bullshit straight up IS comics. They're literally the exact same thing, except I never have to stop liking my favorite character in one because it turns out they're a shoot real life POS.
Dan: Doesn't understand why you can't breathe in space
Also Dan: Wtf is Gravity?
I don't know if it's the tinnitus screaming or my brain is literally melting.
33:15 Did that lever just bonk Grubb and take 2 health?
lmfao incredible
The choir in the background music is making me think of the ending bit of gangsters paradise and I’m loosing it
it's making me think of Psycho Mantis
Legendary fuddy-duddy, Mike Minotti.
Depends on what part of the sun you're taking. The surface of the sun is "only" about 5600 Celsius (10,000 Fahrenheit) which is about what the tungsten filament in a lightbulb is. A teaspoon of that wouldn't do much more than glow white hot. Also it's hydrogen gas so it wouldn't have much mass. Or if it was dense enough to be liquid it would expand into a gas and drastically cool down in the process. The core on the other hand is 15 to 30 million degrees and may contain radioactive fusion products. Tho I think the burn still fuses hydrogen into helium mostly
I was just about to write that, gravity issue aside, Dan was much closer to the truth than Jeff and Mitch. Apart from the unimpressive temperature of the photosphere, it's also less dense than earth atmosphere at sea level, so you probably wouldn't even notice the its presence in the room (as long as there's a "spoonful" of it). It would basically be a small hot volume in the room that would almost instantly cool down. You probably wouldn't even be able to burn yourself on it, due to the small absolute amount of atoms there.
@@mateuszQRDL I'm not sure about the worst case scenario of a teaspoon of liquid hydrogen at a couple of gigapascal and 15 million Kelvin but 1 teaspoon of water is about 3 grams so I let's assume it's about 1 gram of Hydrogen which would be about 10 liters of hydrogen gas at sea level. But even at 15 million degrees with just a single or a few grams it won't make a huge difference in the temperature of the room... Tho you might get a little fireball if it ignites when mixing with the oxygen in the air...
@@antivanti We should make a play for scientific consultants during streams. No scientific speculation (and especially no laughing at Dan) without first calling "The Council".
@@mateuszQRDL Yeah. It's not the first time it's happened
@@antivanti TBH, they're usually more on point than here (especially Grubb) and are much better than Jerf was during Danswers.
1:29:05 I love this so much. The game just silently cuts away to your NPC companion standing around being killed somewhere and then has the gall to fade in a "game over" as if to say "why didn't you play better".
I am here for the boys discussing fantasy novels. Hell yes.
Brutal
The ambient enemy noises in this one are driving me insane
Oh man the defeat Grubb felt!😂
3-hour long episode 8 and it's not the finale? Can't wait!
Important note: I think those enemies are teleporting, not spawning. You can see it at 2:54:25 when Jeff walks out from getting the armor: there's one of those smoke clouds on the path ahead but no enemy, as if it just teleported away. And then right after that when Dan says "there must be some rhyme or reason to it", you can see a guy disappear in a cloud of smoke in the background.
That would explain why Grubb was getting swarmed by so many enemies when he tried running past them, because he was just activating more and more of them and they kept teleporting to his current location. And also why he wasn't getting enemies spawning in the boss room when he was killing all the enemies beforehand. I think he needs to go back to killing them all.
Or not, because his suffering is our enjoyment.
1:07:52 i haven't laughed as hard as i did to this in ages.
I hate agreeing with Dan, but he's really the only one of these three who gets the Liquid Death joke.
Exactly. Felt like I was losing my mind here, didn’t know it was possible to miss it
How many episodes will it be until Jeff realizes the werewolves can only be killed with the silver claws? Or that the werewolves and ghouls keep getting up until you explode them? Or that the ghouls will teleport to you if you don’t kill them?
Legendary episode fellas!
58:50 romero begs
Dan beating it is online.
Dan's idea for putting someone on a deserted island until they beat a terrible game is an amazing idea tbh, like Survivor but for gamers
When Jeff gets to the final boss and has to use an unleveled up daikatana it’s gonna be a riot
OMG Jess Gertsmann!!!!!
Juan romero?
They should look into how much it costs to get John Romero to guest star in an episode. Maybe he can coach Grubb to beat the level.
Pressure of a Down
Of course the farthest he gets he goes backwards and dies.
Dan the sun is made of plasma
I didn't see it mentioned yet so here's a hot timestamp: 2:00:45
please grasp that the werewolves only die from the claw. please... I'm begging you
If that's a real game mechanic, that's insane and I refuse to acknowlege it
@@Epyo i refuse to google it either. but it seems its the only way to make them explode properly. Plus... it's silver isn't it? i have a vague memory its a silver claw?
and now I've googled it I'm cursing us both with the knowledge that
'The Silverclaw is a melee weapon that is the only way to permanently kill certain enemies. As normal weapons can't kill certain enemies. Gibbing these sad enemies with this weapon will completely ensure their death.' - whichever madman keeps the daikatana wiki updated.
Also paprika will be for colour
It's like making Zima jokes
What is gravity? We just don't know
Honestly i think Dan is right about Liquid Death here. And yeah, some shitty people who don’t get the joke probably do buy into it.
Liquid death is literally water, and then they have a sparkling flavored water. I don't understand the joke. It's just water with a dumb "provocative" name thing with a name. That's it.
1) it’s silly
2) fun can design & copywriting
3) a tallboy can makes cold sparkling water even better
there is no joke. the brand has existed since 2018 and has floundered throughout its early years throughout various attempts to attach itself to the metal scene, something which only resulted in resounding failure. this claim that this branding issupposed to be inherently a joke and the people are totally in on it is just their latest marketing pivot after their previous attempts failed.
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills when people are suddenly claiming that Liquid Death is this great, expertly branded and advertised beverage brand when nobody was talking about it 2 years ago and even then, nobody ever talks about the actual product, just how cool and edgy and funny or whatever the marketing is.
Dan is just a mark.
Sun gravity talk
2:00:48
2:31:18 Dikembe Mutom-bat
It’s called WORLD championship not living room championship. What a flop by Nintendo
(consumes and breathlessly discusses WWE for years) uh hey guys isn't being in Call of Duty kind of problematic
they should put Vince McMahon in Call of Duty
You need to get Mike to play Battletoads, so many troll moments
Let him play the Japanese version it has infinite continues so it’s “less” cruel
make them play the Genesis version
@@Haruharuharuko1942 thing is with Mike, he's actually really good at games. I bet he'd have no issues with the original
As a happy dog, I usually enjoy the content, but I have to admit, Dan's loud screams into the mic at one point really threw me off and made me close the stream. I know I'm in the minority here considering the comments, and I totally get that the guys are just being themselves, but that kind of stuff is just not my cup kibbles. 🐶🔊
Mike can’t stop himself from backseating and it’s so annoying that he thinks it’s cute or something
I like it
Relax
It's cute
I hope he keeps doing it because of replies like this.