2:10 I love it when things go full circle. *Chilled put fried chicken on a plate and gave it to Galm.* *Galm filled the plated with mashed potatoes and gravy and gave it to John.* *John filled the plate with turkey and stuffing and gave it to Ze.* *Ze drenched the plate in maple syrup and gave it to Chilled.* Poor Chilled couldn't lift the plate up after that... Welcome to Derp Fitness!
That is one intimidating plate. Chilled is an expert at shoving things in his mouth, but that poor poor boy had a workout today trying to fit that inside of him.
The Elvis Fool's Gold Loaf Sandwich Recipe Ingredients: 2 T. margarine, 1 loaf French white bread, 1 lb. bacon, 1 jar smooth peanut butter, 1 jar grape jelly Preparation: Spread the bread on all sides with margarine and bake for 15 min, pan-fry the bacon, hollow out the interiors of the bread halves and fill one with peanut butter and the other with jelly. Add as much bacon as you want as well as anything else you have in the fridge and close the sandwich for consuption. Eat 2 of these per day for about a decade with about a dozen types of drugs as a side dish Don't forget to keep the toilet seat down because those precious few seconds might make a difference
Chilled. I don't know who your thumbnail artist is or whether you make them yourself but they have been absolutely on point over the past month or so. Impressive. Great work
“You can’t possibly have a green” when literally that was Ze’s hand originally and chilled never got another card after. Then says “I couldn’t have known” like bruhhhhhhh lmao
Ah yes UNO! The game where friendships meet an untimely end. Will a derp finally get skinny? Or will these four -friends- enemies finally break and destroy each other!?
"Sometimes you know the enemy, sometimes they reveal themselves." Is that an actual quote? If not, chilled, can I use it for the Game of Thrones-esque book I'm writing?
Im still confused. Is Chilled just visiting Texas in about 50 days? Is he moving down there and if so is he moving in with Galm? If so great, all the Derps in one house would just guarantee the shenanigans would never end. Also Chilled don't forget to bring Smarty with you, you can ask StormShaun to help you lure him into a crate to make it easier :D
Chilled if you click on the question mark to the right of your hand it will tell you what all of the specialty cards from the different decks do. Also, maybe play with LordMinion777 because he and his friends play it a lot, so they have built up a lot of salt with the game.
wait i though elvis just ate peanut butter and banana sandwiches that were fried or something like that there was bacon in it you know as a some one who has been referred to as the human dumpster by his family i really think that sounds delicious
Always love these videos, although smarty is so dumb it's making me cringe at time, but I will always love these videos. Keep up the work derp crew! Love you guys!
19:57 "I just want to get rid of that card" So, you want to get rid of a card that can not only change colours but protect you from draw 2 and draw 4 stacks for no reason? And he wonders why people think he's dumb.
I mean Thanksgiving is tomorrow so getting fat today is nothing compared to you guys tomorrow. No amount of Derp Fitness can save your perfect bodies -or Ze’s maple syrupy one-
Madonna is the Queen of Pop actually and Britney Spears is considered the Princess of Pop, was i the only one perturbed by them mixing this up? Get ur shit together guys lol
I love it that Chilled highlights Ze's portrait with blue while Ze highlights Chilled's blue. The war rages on.
Anonymous Guy
The War for who keeps Red
*inhales deeply* ah the smell of friendships being slowly torn apart is in the air
Btw I BEAT the basement/attic dwellers and rulers
Viper The Atrocious ha. Funny
Viper The Atrocious
All I can smell is the salt...
2:10 I love it when things go full circle.
*Chilled put fried chicken on a plate and gave it to Galm.*
*Galm filled the plated with mashed potatoes and gravy and gave it to John.*
*John filled the plate with turkey and stuffing and gave it to Ze.*
*Ze drenched the plate in maple syrup and gave it to Chilled.*
Poor Chilled couldn't lift the plate up after that... Welcome to Derp Fitness!
That is one intimidating plate. Chilled is an expert at shoving things in his mouth, but that poor poor boy had a workout today trying to fit that inside of him.
This is why we don’t invite Canadians to Thanksgiving
Lazy Ninja bahaha sounds like a typical thanksgiving with grandma 😂
Derp Chaos Those Canadians always bring their sticky surprises to the dinner table.
A random random Good thing Chilled has an impressive gag reflex.
These videos are always entertaining!
In a time without wi-fi, this game is worth using my phone's data.
StormShaun the suffering and salt of Chilled Chaos is always worth sacrificing our phone's data
StormShaun Same here
Good thing I have Verizon Unlimited Data
Play uno, or use my cellular data?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
StormShaun there's Wi-Fi up here in the closet. If you will come I'll let you use it ;)
The Derps get fat? No wonder Chilled doesn’t do face cams shirtless anymore.
Derp Chaos He does, just not as much... I miss the good old days... *THE NIPS*
I just want to say that Galm was incredibly adorable in this session :p
I just want to say that as a transgirl with several enby friends, you're not alone ^_^
Galm: "Ok guys, don't make it green"
*0*
Galm: "Guys we need green!"
The Elvis Fool's Gold Loaf Sandwich Recipe
Ingredients: 2 T. margarine, 1 loaf French white bread, 1 lb. bacon, 1 jar smooth peanut butter, 1 jar grape jelly
Preparation: Spread the bread on all sides with margarine and bake for 15 min, pan-fry the bacon, hollow out the interiors of the bread halves and fill one with peanut butter and the other with jelly. Add as much bacon as you want as well as anything else you have in the fridge and close the sandwich for consuption.
Eat 2 of these per day for about a decade with about a dozen types of drugs as a side dish
Don't forget to keep the toilet seat down because those precious few seconds might make a difference
Chilled. I don't know who your thumbnail artist is or whether you make them yourself but they have been absolutely on point over the past month or so. Impressive. Great work
+2 cards, the gift that just keeps giving. I think Chilled got a regift that secret santa. 2:20
Chilldes face at 2:23 when he realizes were this is going and then utter defeat at 2:36 is just amazing
Whenever they play Uno, they sound like demons fighting over vessels.
“You can’t possibly have a green” when literally that was Ze’s hand originally and chilled never got another card after. Then says “I couldn’t have known” like bruhhhhhhh lmao
I love how in the first game ze said "no way i could have known" when it had been his had before without any more drawn
Prince is the emperor of pop. He was one of the greatest artist ever to live.
" Old testament *jesus* "
5:52 Ze "i couldn't have known". lol he gave chilled that hand
I saw the one with the bunny not winning and now uno. I am loving this man.
8:38 Galm: ''You just activated my trap card!''
0:22 No in 5 minutes chilleds gonna REALLY love 7-0
These uno videos always cause me to laugh so much that I only stop because I have no more air to keep laughing. Keep up the great content Derp Crew
Uhh chilled Jesus wasn't in the Old Testament
Ah yes UNO! The game where friendships meet an untimely end. Will a derp finally get skinny? Or will these four -friends- enemies finally break and destroy each other!?
According to the Steam store, Uno is a psychological horror...
This is proof of that
3:15
Chilled:what does Zoe have behind door number four
Ze: dude I -didn't shave-
Am I the only one who noticed he said "old testament Jesus"? >.>
Nope. I had to rewind to make sure I heard that right. lol
Oh thank god I thought it said, “The RETURN of the 3-5 compromise!” , I thought you guys were talking about slaves!
what I needed today
Ah, jumping in never works out in this game. Your instinct is to do it, but it so rarely works out in your favor.
20:00 they start talking about an american uno, it's called crazy eights
The “body changing” makes me think of dio Brando and also silver chariot requiem
2:23 It was at this momment Chilled knew, he Fucked up. You can see it in his face
Oh sweet jesus, how I've been waiting for this to show up again
"Sometimes you know the enemy, sometimes they reveal themselves." Is that an actual quote? If not, chilled, can I use it for the Game of Thrones-esque book I'm writing?
That's a great shirt Chilled. I support it completely.
Ze giving you the win at the beginning was great.
Following that conversation around the 23 minute mark: Ayumi Hamasaki from Japan has been given the moniker Empress of Pop.
that 15 turn stretch where chilled didn't get a turn, lol
You forgot that the Penut butter bacon banana sandwich was also FRIED.
Shout-out to the Arcade Restaurant in Memphis
21:07 Now all im thinking of is the crucifist
Yay! Uno, my favorite! Now if only he would bring back some More Monopoly
Hello, and welcome for the UNO. Surely you could have the support your power.
It's a good video when everyone fucks up at least once.
everytime i watch these i feel like smarty more and more
When the jump-in hurts the user more than the others XD
Its a huge toss up of hotness between z and smarty..*drools* XD
Mainly smarty.. ^.^
2:22 It was at this moment that Anthony knew, he fucked up
Ah Uno, the game that causes salt amongst friends and stretch marks
Keep doing this series, one of my favorites with ultimate chicken horse
Im still confused. Is Chilled just visiting Texas in about 50 days? Is he moving down there and if so is he moving in with Galm? If so great, all the Derps in one house would just guarantee the shenanigans would never end. Also Chilled don't forget to bring Smarty with you, you can ask StormShaun to help you lure him into a crate to make it easier :D
"You are going to say I hate 7-0 in about 5 minutes"
Well in 5 minutes he wins
omfg I was watching Armageddon when they sang that
Chilled, remember the times when you slapped Ze's man sack. Those were the days
#bringbackLBP
Chilled if you click on the question mark to the right of your hand it will tell you what all of the specialty cards from the different decks do. Also, maybe play with LordMinion777 because he and his friends play it a lot, so they have built up a lot of salt with the game.
Back for another episode of Derp Fitness!! Chilled....looks like you kinda fell off the wagon man!
18:03 I'm just done! face is red, choking on water, too much!! hahahahhah!
7-0... the only acceptable game mode. Especially when playing with family that can make you live outside.
weird eough i just watched the first 7-0 before this got uploaded....illuminati confirmed
What is your editing software chilled?
“I’m like old testimate Jesus” -chilled 2017
I love the UNO videos.
God, Galm has a beautiful mug.
wait i though elvis just ate peanut butter and banana sandwiches that were fried or something like that there was bacon in it you know as a some one who has been referred to as the human dumpster by his family i really think that sounds delicious
I love Chilled Uno!
5 minute 7-0 game? Damn.
Ze obviously has no recollection of what cards he had when he switches hands with someone else.
Last time I was this early John was still called Smarty...
The mystical creature in Canada is the Wendigo.
27:09 I'm sorry to see your greed taking over you in that moment. Though thanks for the entertainment.
I feel like I have seen this exact video before is this a old video reposted or something
Oh, god, not the rule of 7-0!
no, Queen are the princes of the universe
The derps are back in uno
I miss GaLm's facecam when he plays with them, did something bad happened?
YASSSSSSS! More Uno!
Yes Uno......... WITH FACECAMS!!!!!!!!!
Elvis suffocated on a rug from drug abuse
Always love these videos, although smarty is so dumb it's making me cringe at time, but I will always love these videos. Keep up the work derp crew! Love you guys!
OH MY SATAN! FACECAMS?? I love it :3
Chilled im canadian and offended i shall throw onto the a voodo curse. when it strikes you will know it.
That’s hilarious the 6!!!!
Did Galm get a haircut?
I'm so glad you can leave voice messages as comments now!!!
▶ 🔘──────── 00:10
Elvis died in his Bathroom but not on his toilet
19:57 "I just want to get rid of that card" So, you want to get rid of a card that can not only change colours but protect you from draw 2 and draw 4 stacks for no reason? And he wonders why people think he's dumb.
I mean Thanksgiving is tomorrow so getting fat today is nothing compared to you guys tomorrow. No amount of Derp Fitness can save your perfect bodies -or Ze’s maple syrupy one-
The circle of liiiiiiiife~~~~~~ The circle of jump ins and fucking the game~~~~~
*satanic screeching* YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yes!
madonna is the queen of pop according to google
What happened to Derp Fitness?! 😂
hahah chilled made ze blue. the war is starting
Madonna is the Queen of Pop actually and Britney Spears is considered the Princess of Pop, was i the only one perturbed by them mixing this up? Get ur shit together guys lol
Hoi? Deep crew Hoi IV confirmed
I want Smarty to win sooo bad but he keeps FUCKING UP!!
Nice vid
When you challenge someone do you want the color or no?
Elvis Presley did have a heart attack but it was brought on by his addiction to drugs not banana bacon 🥓 :(
"Old Testament Jesus"
What?