Go See Shane Live in ME / MA / MI / TX and more @ shanemgillis.com Go See Matt Live in ORLANDO / LAS VEGAS / BOSTON and more @ mattmccusker.com Go See Shawn Gardini if you want in PHL / CHI / ST LOUIS / INDY / COLUMBUS @ linktr.ee/shawngardini Please go See Lemaire Nate Shawn and more! At optimum noctis in Austin TX April 2 at the creek and the cave @ www.creekandcave.com/events/optimum-noctisvb6dfsz Go See DRIP! at The Stand NYC April 3 thestandnyc.com/shows/show/8361/20240403-700-pm-drip
@@FatTony_FootballRight? Ya gotta work up to that. When texting a 10yo you start with "U up?" with a pic of you lifting your shirt in bathroom mirror with your flash on for some reason despite the room being plenty bright. Or something like that. Idk.
Just got off a call with my boss and was about to kick the stool out from underneath my feet when I was blessed by the sweeeetest of notifications that the dawgs are ready with another sermon. Blessed be thy dawgs.
25:50 - This is what we've been missing. Matt saying "If you're in a relationship... laying there, cohabitating... SINFULLY OBVIOUSLY" is what we come here for
Rewatched the episode where Shane brings up bill burrs quote about living on a futon at 30. Shane said “I’m starting to see the bad side of chasing a dream” well Shane. Look at you now man. Look at you now. Proud dawg
There's an old test episode of matt and shane where shane says he shouldn't be able to vote. Matt asks why? He says "because I live on a mattress eating beans" 😂😂😂
We lost one of the dawgs this week, had to put my dog to sleep. It was truly like having a Down Syndrome friend. One of the true bros, and happy until the end. This podcast has really helped me cope. Thank you Matt and Shane.
@@Nunya7211 Buddy, it's an observation while watching the podcast, plenty of people comment while watching. Quit being a socially inept freak and enjoy the content.
Matt did crush the Schaumburg Improv, barely made it out the doors through the falling rubble. Him spazzing on that guy in the crowd was an absolute killer moment.
its cool hearing matt talk about the show in Schaumburg cause i went to the last show of the night and they did in fact make an announcement telling us not to vape at all hahaha
My favorite joke about Don Lemon is finding out his sister died drowning in a pool and a post on 4chan read: "Looks like Don's sister is actually the *anchor* of the family"
Matt I love you so much, particularly love when you reveal hilariously embarrassing anecdotes from your life . We’re all just humans. God bless you and your family
Go See Shane Live in ME / MA / MI / TX and more @ shanemgillis.com
Go See Matt Live in ORLANDO / LAS VEGAS / BOSTON and more @ mattmccusker.com
Go See Shawn Gardini if you want in PHL / CHI / ST LOUIS / INDY / COLUMBUS @ linktr.ee/shawngardini
Please go See Lemaire Nate Shawn and more! At optimum noctis in Austin TX April 2 at the creek and the cave @ www.creekandcave.com/events/optimum-noctisvb6dfsz
Go See DRIP! at The Stand NYC April 3 thestandnyc.com/shows/show/8361/20240403-700-pm-drip
Come to Cincinnati
I've been WAITIN' for a bridge to get hit by a motherfuking boat
😅6o😅g
I'm so high it looks like shane has a camel toe
Ray Romano catching strays lol
Just the two boys? This is a treat.
Tru
The best ones
Just two Irish Americans slaving away like our ancestors
Don't wanna be a hater but I have to be in a full focused state to listen to more than the two diz-awgs
A couple of tasty treats
"Left on read by a ten year old" had me absolutely floored.
It was too much
@@FatTony_FootballRight? Ya gotta work up to that. When texting a 10yo you start with "U up?" with a pic of you lifting your shirt in bathroom mirror with your flash on for some reason despite the room being plenty bright. Or something like that. Idk.
That whole segment had me 😂😂
@@FatTony_Footballwomp womp
@@beercavetech I meant that in a funny way, lol.
Just got off a call with my boss and was about to kick the stool out from underneath my feet when I was blessed by the sweeeetest of notifications that the dawgs are ready with another sermon. Blessed be thy dawgs.
Dang man don’t worry, your mom will up your allowance soon.
Chill bro , were all dogs here ...
.@@240hash
If you do it send the video to guard dawg for an intro remix.
You trying to resurrect for Easter bro?
You won’t.
25:50 - This is what we've been missing. Matt saying "If you're in a relationship... laying there, cohabitating... SINFULLY OBVIOUSLY" is what we come here for
affirmations from the Shaman. we are blessed
read this as it happened. holy shit that was great
@@conman11the lord works in mysterious ways
Google ray Romano Pickle 😮😮😮😮
Katt said it best “Diddy wants to party, and you gotta tell him no”
😂😂😂😂😂
Damn, i never knew that one😂
Nate didn't get the memo 😞
'Diddy gotta be told 'Don't''
“Protect that virgin hole”
I shouldn’t place my happiness in the hands of others but this podcast is in charge of my dopamine production
Rewatched the episode where Shane brings up bill burrs quote about living on a futon at 30. Shane said “I’m starting to see the bad side of chasing a dream” well Shane. Look at you now man. Look at you now. Proud dawg
There's an old test episode of matt and shane where shane says he shouldn't be able to vote. Matt asks why? He says "because I live on a mattress eating beans" 😂😂😂
@@cboooo2086he does have a point.
You should be proud. You were a major factor in his success.
Neil Brennan wrote for All That on Nickelodeon and is even in some of the sketches. You guys should have him on the pod and ask him what he knows.
Yeah I'm sure all parties would love to speak about pedophilia in the industry they work in yeah bro great idea
Hahaha! Imagine being a kid and having Brennan creepin' up on ya..
Neal Brennan absolutely sucks
Makes sense that guy is the driest desert in the world
Let’s go
We lost one of the dawgs this week, had to put my dog to sleep. It was truly like having a Down Syndrome friend. One of the true bros, and happy until the end. This podcast has really helped me cope. Thank you Matt and Shane.
Sorry to hear, all dawgs go to heaven!
Rip my Dawgs dawg
Rip to a real one🙏
Did you dig a grave in your backyard and put him in it afterwards
Shane and Matt would think this comment is gay
M: "Daaamn they had work husbands at Nickelodeon?"
S: "They had work... children."
that diddy intro was crazy 🤣
I'm proud of you!
Dude i thought it was the “immaboutocum!” Guy
Stthhaaaaaaapppp
Am I seeing things or was that Leonard Fournette behind Diddy at the beginning?
i just know shane wrote the rap with lemaire
Matt casually playing off being 400 years off on a natural disaster. Never change McCusker. lol
Reminds me of the old test episode where he thought Pearl Harbor was just two planes lmao.
@@Nunya7211 how is this the one comment you decided to reply on from this whole thing? Says a lot about ya dude..
@@Nunya7211 Buddy, it's an observation while watching the podcast, plenty of people comment while watching. Quit being a socially inept freak and enjoy the content.
Aligning my soul to 432hz for this episode
A Jacoby Brissett check down pass being part of the intro gets me every time😂
CALLING ALL DAWGZ, REPEAT, CALLING. ALL. DAWGZ.
REE REE 🐷🐷🐷
Checking in 🐕🦺
Mayday we’ve lost all power to the bridge and we’re about to hit a…..
Locking in
We got guys
Casually farting into the mic, finger pointing to recognize the mic fart, then not reacting at all for it is a true bromance @27:00
this feels like getting home after a bad day at work
You don’t have a job dawg lol you don’t have to lie to kick it
Can’t wait for Guard Dawg to shine the way we know he’s destined to shine.
I’m studying for a big exam in an hour and the boys blessed me with just enough time to finish this cast. 2024 year of the dogs
“They got like 10 minutes in jail” got me
Gotta love it when it's just the Dawgs. Especially when the shaman returns, yessss.
Never fix that cable hanging in the back. That’s how people will know if you go from a dog to a segura
Allah shines on you gardini takin time out of his Ramadan fast to post this for us
Gardini is cool like that?
His comedy this weekend was so good.
Shalom
@fugaziishime he’s doing it for his gf, which is kinda gay but mashaallah he works in mysterious ways
@@mere7583 gay u mean doing anything for ur lover in general
Matt did crush the Schaumburg Improv, barely made it out the doors through the falling rubble. Him spazzing on that guy in the crowd was an absolute killer moment.
Shane would’ve 10000% partied with diddy but 20000% woulda called him gay if he tried getting touchy feely
we gotta get the bull high on life, before this whole ship hits a bridge or something
I bet diddler has his goons pin you down if you don't do it voluntarily
And also up until Diddy did get handsy Shane would absolutely be trying to instigate that.
True. Now Matt on the other hand… 😂
Finally, two kings holding court alone
Calling P Diddy "The Diddler" is comedy gold
Current events and a history lesson?
This is truly a return to form.
Thank you for your obvious input, critique dawg
@@JimmyJamesJimbo
Just doing the Lord’s work one comment at a time.
"Haiti is now nickelodeon dude" 😂😂😂😂😂🎉
Diddy pushing the "Vote or Die" thing makes sense now.
Puff?
Puffy?
Diddy?
Hiding in plain sight boys😂
Funny thing is they refer to gay men in the UK as a "Puff"😂😂
but i will always stand up for ditty gayness?? wait....Puff daddy is gay?!
Puff Did-He
Peter Puffers 😂 and he was the Puff Daddy.
Its All Coming Together
Wow- the boys didn't even bother warming up. Straight into it- HARD!
2 cups not using any of the 4 coasters. Love it. 1 Matty boy fart not even commented on. Also LOVE IT!!!! 😂
Matt mccusker is a national treasure. Keep shining you syrup slinging machine.
lol intro with diddy talking about 2016 is phenomenal 💀
Matt doing tucker laugh is killer
Diddy’s gone but our shaman has returned. Praise be the dawgs
Just listened to episode #43... It's like an Alex Jones, Bohemian Grove call back with the Diddy 'conspiracies'!
Thankyou watch our clips too
The fart during the ad killed me.
Been a rough week at work. This literally saved me from calling it quits and walking out.
Should still quit. Start internet snooping for a less gay job ..tonight.
❤
I fucking love you guys. Keep being bros, dawgs.
Check under your beds for P. diddlies before saying your nightly prayers Dawgs 🙏
Thank god we see Gard-Dog's beautiful mitts to start off a Tag-Team cast. 00:00
Matt is a God-Tier conversationalist. Just a stream of consciousness existentialist
Love the fart on mic to right back to mouth hahahahah classic
Just wait till Spud get goin on this on War Mode! Shout out to the Mode
“And then he snatched the blankets off of me in a fit of rage” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Was just studying clips from the Old Testament, but now let us gather for this new bountiful slop dawgs
It's a time warp. Yet surprising how the convo has had the same vibe for 6 years.
The dawgz pop up with a new vid just as im smokin my weed this is a blessed day
Dawgz unite, it's go time!
Two in one week? You guys are the real DAWGZ
This makes up for the last one
I’m glad we got to the Yangtze River flood. I’ve been sitting on that info for a long time.
its cool hearing matt talk about the show in Schaumburg cause i went to the last show of the night and they did in fact make an announcement telling us not to vape at all hahaha
Blessed be the dawgs, for they have delivered us from Thursday.
Man when the fuck are we going to get the Matt and Shane Secret Comedy tour. DAMN YOU GUYS ARE PISSIN ME OFF!
27:03 you're welcome dawgs
*Edit 38:57 Shane responds
43:57 a weak one, valiant effort tho
“We shunned the Karen’s and crime went through the roof”
God bless the dawgs
Now this is a very nice treat. These are my favourite episodes.
another gracious sermon from the mount. blessings to all.
43:33 - whoooooa dude. Look at how harsh Shane's vibe gets toward Nate plugging his stuff. He looks genuinely pissed off 😂
Dude was fuckin rambling tho didn’t even know what he was saying
I was scrolling to see if anyone saw this and had context. Was super weird!
Blessed be us dawgs with two episodes this week🙏🏻🙏🏻
"It's weird to hug your nieces and nephews." - Shane
Praise be, fellow dawgs. I am blessed to be among you all.
Our dawg food bowls hath been filled again
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
Just fully realized LeMaire’s the Fresh Prince in the pool house. Let’s goooo
Best pod this side of the Mississippi
Un podcast lomas con los dos perros?! ¡Genial!
I totally wanted to hear these two's take on the Didler, lmfao!
44:33 Matt and Shane are like a gay comedy power couple with those misfits 😂
What an unbelievable day. Just the General and the Shaman
"So how do you die in a flood" got me creasing ngl
Had this on full volume in my apartment cuz I was listening from the kitchen when Shane put on that horrific audio
My favorite joke about Don Lemon is finding out his sister died drowning in a pool and a post on 4chan read:
"Looks like Don's sister is actually the *anchor* of the family"
A sweet treat for the boys.
So glad he brought up romano and the pickle I was just about to. Delightful
Matt I love you so much, particularly love when you reveal hilariously embarrassing anecdotes from your life . We’re all just humans. God bless you and your family
Blessed be we, the dawgs.
Laury Beth was straight up like 26 when All That! was filmed
The dawgs have truly been blessed this week
Lemaire lives in the pool house ? Shame and Lemeezy are the new Larry and Leon from Curb!
The dawgs needed this one. Marconi is in gatorade
Blessed is he who gets to receive the bounty of the dogs, Amen.
Bro i fucking DIED at, "Finally, I AM Vin Diesel." hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
My apartment was broken into and robbed last night. I needed this. Thank you my dudes
You didn't need a dawg bro you needed a dog
lol shout out to all the dads watching all the Cinderellas lately 54:47
The fart during the ad read sent me. I’m downloading Robin Hood now.
“I’d rather be nice than fight the Hydra”
😂🤪😂🤪😂🤪😂
Fucking hilarious line
27:03If you pause on Matt’s face he’s just got the expression of wtf are you gonna do about it? 🤣
"Thats why its a wet market".. Mark Normand rubbing off off on shane 😂😂
those tik tok nurse dancing was from another universe. So fuckn spooky
Intro is always Fucken legendary salute the dawgz🫡🕍
Y’all should bring on that “sketch” dude. He does video game streaming.
Best part about the show is Shane and matt reading comments showing they can actually read.
Diddler Dogpile is wild!!! 🤣
27:02 Matt's devious childlike smile
"Getting left on read by a 10 year old" is an absolutely wild statement to make in public
“30gs for an original Hit?” 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
6:55 the cheek clapping at 432hz is a true rainbow moonstone. Not a big deal