Aztec Perspective on First Contact with Europeans // 16th cent. Florentine Codex // Primary Source

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  • @VoicesofthePast
    @VoicesofthePast  4 роки тому +129

    Check out mine and Pete's new channel The Entire History of the Earth ua-cam.com/channels/_aOteuWIY8ITg7DQQspG1g.html

    • @walta10
      @walta10 4 роки тому +3

      I was gonna ask where is this account front and what language was it written in

    • @stuffmorestuff6647
      @stuffmorestuff6647 4 роки тому +2

      When we getting the European perspective on first contact with the Aztecs?

    • @thegeminiguy1065
      @thegeminiguy1065 4 роки тому +3

      @@stuffmorestuff6647 The Aztecs were Black

    • @stuffmorestuff6647
      @stuffmorestuff6647 4 роки тому

      @Dwayne Shaw after all these months I find out that my comment said description, rather than perspective... well at least now its fixed

    • @stuffmorestuff6647
      @stuffmorestuff6647 4 роки тому

      @Dwayne Shaw so what your saying is this video is a lie?

  • @avanticurecanti9998
    @avanticurecanti9998 4 роки тому +2112

    I assume that Spaniards still have laser-eye dogs, iron clothing, and giant deer.

    • @rodrigogimenez-ricolaguna4913
      @rodrigogimenez-ricolaguna4913 4 роки тому +119

      Yes, its called ¨spanish alano¨ or Alano español, and it is terrifiang. Its the Tercios war dog

    • @martingarciaarvidson6684
      @martingarciaarvidson6684 4 роки тому +46

      @@rodrigogimenez-ricolaguna4913 damn. Those are some badass looking dogs. Never heard of them before. They straight up look like zombie dogs from resident evil xD

    • @rodrigogimenez-ricolaguna4913
      @rodrigogimenez-ricolaguna4913 4 роки тому +4

      @Timefliesbye undercover wardog then :-)))

    • @barbarianjk2355
      @barbarianjk2355 4 роки тому +21

      @@rodrigogimenez-ricolaguna4913 to be fair with the natives I've never seen a more terrifying dog myself, hahah. And I friggen love doges!

    • @barbarianjk2355
      @barbarianjk2355 4 роки тому +1

      @Timefliesbye maybe they either meant stained, or there's a mistranslation of sorts, or the breed looked different back then.

  • @DeathtoRaiden1
    @DeathtoRaiden1 4 роки тому +3486

    I can't even imagine how terrifying it must have been to see an armoured mounted man for a people that had no concept of cavalry. Even today if you have ever been near riot police when they make their horses strike the ground with the hooves it is scary.

    • @monehget
      @monehget 4 роки тому +207

      Sounds like the whole experience was pretty terrifying for them.

    • @pizzapicante27
      @pizzapicante27 4 роки тому +230

      Not very much actually, actual native accounts like Tezozmoc and Chimalpain make more note of their clothes being dirty, their faces being very pale and their bushy beard, the Mazatl (they thought hey were riding big deer) is mroe mentioned in spaniard sources than in actual native ones.
      That would change of course, but Aztecs adapted quickly to cavalry, mostly just tying the rider, and throwing him from the horse or setting ambushes in high ground.

    • @glendurgrantig1391
      @glendurgrantig1391 4 роки тому +60

      ​@@pizzapicante27 but afterall they lost ...

    • @pizzapicante27
      @pizzapicante27 4 роки тому +370

      @@glendurgrantig1391 Not saying otherwise, my point is rather that Cortez wasnt perceived as Iron Man riding on an alien saucer, but rather like this weirdly-dressed, strangely bearded man.
      And that the conquest was a work of guile and strategy, of Cortez chipping away at the Aztecs through aliances with their enemies (the Fall of Tenochtitlan saw between 100k and 200k battle casualties to give you an idea) much like Caesar's conquest of Gaul, not a bunch of robots firing lasers at cavemen.

    • @yamik1385
      @yamik1385 4 роки тому +107

      They thought the cavalry were demigod centaurs. In battle, they didn't realize that the horse and the mounted man we're two different creatures, they thought it was one massive creature that could not be harmed. It's said that the natives morale in battle took a boost when they first saw a warrior cut off the head of a horse, because prior to this they thought they were invulnerable gods.

  • @arturocevallossoto5203
    @arturocevallossoto5203 4 роки тому +848

    For those who don't know, this accounts are based on interviews some 10 years after the fall of Tenochtitlan. That's why many appear to have that 20/20 hindsight for the prophecies. "It was announced by the heavens!".

    • @commentorinchief788
      @commentorinchief788 4 роки тому +32

      Do you know how the Mexicans conversed with the Spaniards? Didn’t they speak different languages?

    • @TheSpectacleIsCapital
      @TheSpectacleIsCapital 4 роки тому +135

      @@commentorinchief788 A Spanish priest had been shipwrecked and got taken in by the Mayans. Cortez first rescued the man, who could talk with Aztecs who knew Mayan.

    • @eugenekrabs4016
      @eugenekrabs4016 4 роки тому +4

      NoName true story ?

    • @ToastyMozart
      @ToastyMozart 4 роки тому +39

      The doomsday prophecies do come off with a distinct feel of hindsight (and perhaps a little confirmation bias).

    • @thomas5585
      @thomas5585 4 роки тому +5

      @@eugenekrabs4016 Geronimo de Aguilar

  • @redram5150
    @redram5150 4 роки тому +347

    Imagine seeing someone on a horse for the first time. It's the first time you're seeing a horse. Forget it's covered in steel armor. A man like you've never before seen is riding a monster the size of your home.

    • @MasMaszu2
      @MasMaszu2 4 роки тому +10

      *Every new technology made in a nutshell*

    • @redram5150
      @redram5150 4 роки тому +3

      I like pies not really

    • @MasMaszu2
      @MasMaszu2 4 роки тому

      @@redram5150 on some people

    • @TheT3MK4
      @TheT3MK4 4 роки тому +1

      Red Ram virgin horse vs chad elephant

    • @automnejoy5308
      @automnejoy5308 4 роки тому +6

      Imagine one of the aliens from Independence Day riding on the back of a dragon. It probably felt just like that.

  • @HoundofOdin
    @HoundofOdin 4 роки тому +4404

    The Aztec: They were strange looking, smelled funny, and did odd ceremonies.
    The Spanish: They were strange looking, smelled funny, and did odd ceremonies.

    • @lopezmonzea12
      @lopezmonzea12 4 роки тому +419

      Humanity in a nutshell 👏

    • @Derlaid
      @Derlaid 4 роки тому +221

      @@boiiboii6310 Gonna be a rough go for you if this channel ever covers "A Short Account of the Destruction of the Indes"

    • @joselugo4536
      @joselugo4536 4 роки тому +29

      A better title for the pamphlet: A Short Account of Incongruities.

    • @mexicanforgolovkin2734
      @mexicanforgolovkin2734 4 роки тому +125

      The aztecs actually had a custom of bathing regularly, montezuma himself bathed twice a day and many did as he did

    • @obiwahndagobah9543
      @obiwahndagobah9543 4 роки тому +62

      @@boiiboii6310 Well, but the arrival of them did cost 90 % of the indigenous population of the Americas their lives.

  • @iratepirate3896
    @iratepirate3896 4 роки тому +3380

    "Their food is... is like human food".

    • @VoicesofthePast
      @VoicesofthePast  4 роки тому +622

      I also enjoyed that line

    • @saxonrains
      @saxonrains 4 роки тому +79

      Was it bread?

    • @greenboy1916
      @greenboy1916 4 роки тому +83

      Saxon Rains I imagine some of what they described was, but didn’t some of it sound a bit like a pasta of sorts?

    • @abadyr_
      @abadyr_ 4 роки тому +60

      @@saxonrains spaghetti

    • @juanjuri6127
      @juanjuri6127 4 роки тому +122

      "could use some more spice tho"

  • @youtubecensors5419
    @youtubecensors5419 4 роки тому +1902

    Man, imagine being a captive brought to the Spaniards so they can drink your blood but they don't even try it.

    • @codybarrett4672
      @codybarrett4672 4 роки тому +227

      feels bad man

    • @JarPanda
      @JarPanda 4 роки тому +196

      Rude.

    • @agentsquid9079
      @agentsquid9079 4 роки тому +71

      Spaniards: “No, I want Kool-Aid! wtf is this?”

    • @revan0890
      @revan0890 4 роки тому +69

      Oh what!? I'm not good enough!?

    • @prw56
      @prw56 4 роки тому +6

      You'd be dead before you knew, and from their perspective the spaniards were gods, so good I guess?

  • @doingtime20
    @doingtime20 4 роки тому +302

    It feels a bit weird as a mexican when I learn about colonization, we mexicans are the children of these two civilizations. Had this events not happened we would not be here. We eat tortilla to this day but most worship the spanish gods. We are a mix of them, both genetically and culturally, and that mixture has spawned its own culture and traditions.

    • @codybarrett4672
      @codybarrett4672 4 роки тому +21

      so.....it wasn't all bad, then, eh?

    • @tehgankerer
      @tehgankerer 4 роки тому +92

      This is true for almost all cultures, including the spanish culture. A mix of celtic tribes, iberian tribes, carthaginian settlers, greek settlers, conquered by romans, then by goths and visigoths, then by moors. Conquest is the history of mankind.

    • @silverletter4551
      @silverletter4551 4 роки тому +4

      As a libertarian, I wonder if such cultures must be denounced as it exists as a byproduct of rights violations.

    • @MustardSkaven
      @MustardSkaven 4 роки тому +27

      @@silverletter4551 That's true for most cultures and that's a very weird way of looking at "rights".

    • @spajas8092
      @spajas8092 4 роки тому +12

      The man with two heads and one body

  • @mjr_schneider
    @mjr_schneider 4 роки тому +853

    I like how the description of the food was the scariest part to Moctezuma.

    • @tiny2315
      @tiny2315 4 роки тому +78

      Probably because it was weird how these “gods” ate the same stuff humans do, and not bloody sacrifices

    • @Lukas-xb7cx
      @Lukas-xb7cx 4 роки тому +126

      @@tiny2315 true they where sacrificing humans to please the gods for centuries and then they hear they don't even like it. Suddenly they had no possibility to please the gods and tame their anger anymore.

    • @darken2417
      @darken2417 4 роки тому +75

      @@tiny2315
      I think he was most afraid when he heard they weeped for the filthy dirty peasant. "Surely they couldn't be feeling compassion for the wretch? That would be absurd. Hurry! We must prepare heart filled totems for their arrival, its worse than I thought!"

    • @mjr_schneider
      @mjr_schneider 4 роки тому +7

      @Toxic Male Yeah that would probably mess me up.

    • @helpfulcomrade
      @helpfulcomrade 4 роки тому +10

      @Toxic Male I'd think "Oh, thank God, he's still a bro." and then proceed to introduce him to superior burger joints to secure my place in Heaven.

  • @meneither3834
    @meneither3834 4 роки тому +2687

    Sounds like an apocalyptic horror movie.

    • @Artur_M.
      @Artur_M. 4 роки тому +174

      Yeah, it has this almost Lovecraftian feel.

    • @htoodoh5770
      @htoodoh5770 4 роки тому +13

      @@Artur_M. Need to make a movies.

    • @Trodpint-A
      @Trodpint-A 4 роки тому +228

      It pretty much was for the Aztecs I’m sure

    • @htoodoh5770
      @htoodoh5770 4 роки тому +7

      @Fiamo Scarlette I honestly don't know if the movie depicting Mayan or Aztec.

    • @shaiaheyes2c41
      @shaiaheyes2c41 4 роки тому +12

      Gibson's Apocalypse is a great movie.

  • @daddyleon
    @daddyleon 4 роки тому +695

    idk if this was your attempt/the desired effect. But I'm pretty sure that the background-music you chose, the way you told it (or perhaps just the text itself) gave me that uneasy feeling, the entire time. A pit in my stomach. You know, that sort of 'fear' that's not premature but useless: too far in the future to do anything and too big/too inevitable as welll.

    • @VoicesofthePast
      @VoicesofthePast  4 роки тому +157

      Yes! That was very much the intended effect. Thanks for the compliment

    • @daddyleon
      @daddyleon 4 роки тому +19

      @@VoicesofthePast you're welcome, the uneasy feeling has passed now, but the compliment still stands ;)
      I love your channel

    • @daddyleon
      @daddyleon 4 роки тому +7

      @Carson Colorgrave yes, existential/cosmic dread, after all, that's what they are experiencing. (not that it was actually the case, but the nature of their culture/religion made it coloured that way.)

    • @daddyleon
      @daddyleon 4 роки тому +2

      @Carson Colorgrave yes, I know, my 'doubt' was for the cosmic dread. Because, y'know, Spaniards aren't actually gods nor their representatives despite being perceeved as such

    • @rheinhartsilvento2576
      @rheinhartsilvento2576 4 роки тому +4

      @@daddyleon They didn't have to be gods to bring about the absolute end of Aztec civilisation.
      It was the End od Days for the Aztecs, the end of the world as they knew it.
      If that doesn't cause existential dread, then what does?

  • @DrKleMENGIR
    @DrKleMENGIR 4 роки тому +493

    **the Spaniards arrive**
    Montezuma wants to trade:
    - 450 🥇 Gold per turn for 30 turns
    - 🩸Blood of a fresh human sacrifice
    - 🥑 Avocado for 30 turns

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 4 роки тому +19

      Sounds very civilization to me :P
      Tho i usualy wreck both spanish AND aztecs :D

    • @runforestrunfpv4354
      @runforestrunfpv4354 4 роки тому +8

      Smashed toasted Avocado wonder?

    • @Variecs
      @Variecs 4 роки тому +12

      Blood of a fresh human sounds like a great luxury resource

    • @JBGARINGAN
      @JBGARINGAN 4 роки тому +6

      That's why guacamole is a Hispanic staple!

    • @PersonManManManMan
      @PersonManManManMan 4 роки тому +7

      I see you are a *civilized* man of a culture

  • @d4n4nable
    @d4n4nable 4 роки тому +2803

    Catholicism gives +100% magic resistance.

    • @crazymaniac1396
      @crazymaniac1396 4 роки тому +16

      Lol lol lol hahaha very funny hahaha lol

    • @VojislavMoranic
      @VojislavMoranic 4 роки тому +170

      @Hoàng Nguyên Its because the Vietnamese has Orthodox Russian instructors and it gives a 50% buff against Papist heretics duh!

    • @Dorkeydaze
      @Dorkeydaze 4 роки тому +20

      Danan
      Playing as naive usually gives some boost to natural sickness and gives you good endurance; also magic can be a very fun play style, but we all know immunity to magic is the best perk in the game.

    • @metalwellington
      @metalwellington 4 роки тому +1

      ha ha.

    • @si4632
      @si4632 4 роки тому +35

      unfortunately queen Elizabeth the first of England beat the Catholics with black magic

  • @Kaddywompous
    @Kaddywompous 4 роки тому +978

    “We brought them food and, you know, blood of some human sacrifices to drink, as you do.”

    • @jokuvaan5175
      @jokuvaan5175 4 роки тому +134

      "And for some reason the strangers didn't want to eat the food covered with human blood. Maybe tgey thought the blood was rotten or poisonous"

    • @wailandkarisma4279
      @wailandkarisma4279 4 роки тому +67

      Imagine being the captive, a walking talking Capri sun.

    • @brolickscholar3083
      @brolickscholar3083 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @darken2417
      @darken2417 4 роки тому +24

      "My lord it was the strangest thing, when we sacrificed the filthy dirty peasant a number of the shining ones began to weep. They reacted as if they had lost a loved one. This gives us great apprehension considering we surely cannot conclude that they felt some sort of (gasp) compassion for the wretch. This does not bode well, lets make sure to fill the chest cavity of the totem in the main temple with as many peasant hearts as possible to be displayed upon their visit. Surely this will be enough."

    • @Derlaid
      @Derlaid 4 роки тому +7

      "Then they looked at us skeptically when we drank the blood and at the body of our God's divine son."

  • @SkySumisu
    @SkySumisu 4 роки тому +3559

    Everyone gangsta until the magicians fail.

    • @captainsternn7684
      @captainsternn7684 4 роки тому +20

      Lmao!

    • @Shiro-ii6nw
      @Shiro-ii6nw 4 роки тому +151

      It really be like that tho, imagine if we meet some advance civilization in the future and our science fails to understand their technology

    • @ts25679
      @ts25679 4 роки тому +92

      @@Shiro-ii6nw And now you understand H.P. Lovecraft's horror.

    • @grifflancer2999
      @grifflancer2999 4 роки тому +9

      Ave Maria!

    • @jacobjorgenson9285
      @jacobjorgenson9285 4 роки тому +10

      A bit like Mike Tyson " Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face"

  • @Hodoss
    @Hodoss 4 роки тому +517

    Aztecs: Quick, human sacrifices to appease the iron gods!
    Iron gods: *visibly displeased at the sacrifice*
    Popup message: The Conquistadores will remember that.
    Aztecs: Ffffffffuuuuuuuck...

    • @bahej100
      @bahej100 4 роки тому +8

      Thank you for that meme :D

    • @Hodoss
      @Hodoss 4 роки тому +1

      @@bahej100 You're welcome ;-)

    • @residentelect
      @residentelect 3 роки тому +6

      @@Hodoss
      I especially enjoyed the "Fffffffuuuuuuck..."
      Thank you sir 👍

    • @MiaEZ
      @MiaEZ 3 роки тому +3

      Unnaturals are ahead saying Fffuuucccchhhhhk now. Times up sunblockers

    • @Gekumatz
      @Gekumatz Рік тому +5

      The aztecs believing the spanish were gods is a common myth, in reality they believes they were like fairies or elves who dressed weird.

  • @HVLLOW99
    @HVLLOW99 4 роки тому +1023

    Moteczuma: "Quetzalcoatl? You must be, take my gold?"
    Hernan Cortes: "aah, sure give me your gold..."

    • @hugosophy
      @hugosophy 4 роки тому +88

      The Aztecs only valued gold for its ceremonial beauty and function. They never could've conceived that it could be uses as currency and the kingdom's that hoarded the shiny metal could convert that gold into weapons of war.

    • @HVLLOW99
      @HVLLOW99 4 роки тому +96

      @@hugosophy The Inca too, they were suprised when they found out that's what the Spanish wanted. Kinda like
      "oh this stuff sure, take it there's shit loads."
      Jade was valued by mesoamericans too, I'm not sure to what extent

    • @HVLLOW99
      @HVLLOW99 4 роки тому +3

      @Michel Martinez Nah...

    • @hugosophy
      @hugosophy 4 роки тому +5

      @@HVLLOW99 war itself was ceremonial although it involved petty human wants of power they could never imagined that it wouldve mobilized masses of men to take what they wanted by force of arms over 300 yeats

    • @HVLLOW99
      @HVLLOW99 4 роки тому

      @@hugosophy fax

  • @edwinrodriguez5823
    @edwinrodriguez5823 4 роки тому +1243

    Can you imagine going back and being able to see all of this in person? It's literally my number one fantasy

    • @andreascovano7742
      @andreascovano7742 4 роки тому +157

      Imagine not knowing about the americas as a feudal spaniard from a poor province. The whole place must have been fantasy.

    • @AndrzejSapkowski12
      @AndrzejSapkowski12 4 роки тому +94

      After death, I’ve asked the universe to be able to time travel whilst being in minecraft creative mode 😆😂

    • @highjinx6519
      @highjinx6519 4 роки тому +17

      Edwin Rodriguez the closest I have ever come is reading Aztec by Gary Jennings. It’s historical fiction but did a very good job of describing what probably happened. It’s a long book but once I got through the first part I couldn’t put it down. Still one of my favorite books til this day and I highly recommend it.

    • @Norg1
      @Norg1 4 роки тому +6

      Can u imagine if all the Aztecs were actually of the sayian race the Spanish would of got merked and there ships blown to pieces

    • @edwinrodriguez5823
      @edwinrodriguez5823 4 роки тому +5

      @@Norg1 see this is the type of stuff I love to imagine. Imagine if the Aztecs had at least one saiyan on their side. Lol

  • @odiwalker3973
    @odiwalker3973 4 роки тому +704

    I kinda like the way these aztec think:
    "Our gods have come, prepare the wizards so that we may banish then back into the outer planes!"

    • @heretyk_1337
      @heretyk_1337 4 роки тому +17

      @qweq weqweq My first thought exactly :)
      It would be scary, if Montezuma went:
      - Oh, shit Nyarlathotep came...
      I`d be:
      - Waitwaitwaitwaitwait... WHO CAME?!- them turn toward Lovecraft.- DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING WE DON`T?!

    • @theillyri8339
      @theillyri8339 4 роки тому +16

      The today's priests would do the same, or the Vatican,
      because of all the lies they have propagated,
      They'd be like, oh heck here goes my whole carer.
      they'd kill Jesus if he were to return XD .
      After all religion is practically earthly control and it only works with the gods being invisible and out of touch.
      If there were god/s there would be no need for religion as fundamentally religion promotes belief in god.
      Belief in god wouldn't be in question if god existed .

    • @heretyk_1337
      @heretyk_1337 4 роки тому +12

      @@theillyri8339 I could argue against your arguments, it in the sense- that maybe we see God`s work every day, but we are just too stupid, or too limited to understand. After all try to explain our existence to an ant, using all your intellect, see what that does for you... Or possibly He/She/It doesn`t want to? Who am i to guess? Anyway, just because we didn`t get an old fart in white robes doing fish tricks, doesn`t mean something akin to the concept of Creator deson`t exist. I am not arrogant enough to tell you to go in one direction, or the other...
      But that is beside the point. Because i agree at the bit with organized religion. I was 7, had faith, and still i knew that Jesus would be pissed off, should he come back and see, what happened to his sect of Essenes... He wanted priests to be servants, not kings. That is not restricted only to Christians, though they are punching bag of media, because partialy of history, partialy of some misguided attempt of being different at all cost - including shitting in one`s own nest, and partially because nobody will blow up anybody, or drive the truck into the crowd, and at the same time: "wow, what a bunch of rebels. They go against the STRUCTURE!"... Well, nobody is burning witches, or gay people... oh, wait... Not, where christians are. So why is media holding us accountable for what our ancestor may, or may not have done 1000 years ago, yet people are doing nasty shit today, and everyone just pretends it never happened? Questions for later >:)
      Anyway, prophets accross the world, who advocated peace and only defending oneself, if needs be, are probably spinning in their graves, when they see their religion politicized. Priests contradict, what they preach, i am ashamed of my species, that it is stupid enough to let itself being led by the nose like that...

    • @helpfulcomrade
      @helpfulcomrade 4 роки тому +2

      @ I'm betting those fires in the sky were flares fired off from the Spanish ships.

    • @TheS1ickness
      @TheS1ickness 4 роки тому +1

      John Newman aztecs actually do believe in some humanoid gods or gods with human forms but yeah the mostly well know and major ones aren’t even humanoid also they got vibe checked really hard when the time they predicted their god to show up Cortes did and even worse he at least roughly matched the description of a god so they got vibe checked very hard.

  • @PlanetZoidstar
    @PlanetZoidstar 4 роки тому +681

    Montecazuma: *Treat them with the utmost respect, give them whatever they desire.*
    Also Montecazuma: *Cast whatever spells you can to destroy them.*
    Also Also Montecazuma: *Find out what they want and give it to them.*
    Fact: Montecazuma was bipolar.

    • @leopoldobonessio64
      @leopoldobonessio64 4 роки тому +156

      Montecazuma was panicking

    • @paulchatal
      @paulchatal 4 роки тому +74

      No just a decent politician 😅

    • @supersentaimexicano1967
      @supersentaimexicano1967 4 роки тому +9

      montecazuma?? u mean moctezuma right?

    • @ReddoFreddo
      @ReddoFreddo 4 роки тому +58

      Is it that hard for you to imagine that perhaps the gifts Moctezuma sent weren't genuine, and just a strategic attempt to please this powerful army that just invited themselves into your country as much as possible? Maybe just maybe Moctezuma was trying to think of ways to limit damage as much as possible, which would be why he ordered those wizards to test them, and not outright declare war on them?

    • @nobodybroda3826
      @nobodybroda3826 4 роки тому +17

      @@ReddoFreddo Eh army is kinda an overstatement, the Spaniards had a token force, even with good armor they would of been wiped out without aid of native allies against the Aztec.

  • @DimitrisAndreou
    @DimitrisAndreou 4 роки тому +1451

    Cortez probably enjoyed the worshipful welcome... But deep inside he was "lol wtf is this"

    • @Leonardo-or1ll
      @Leonardo-or1ll 4 роки тому +197

      Dimitri Andreou « Wait till the guys back home get a load of this »

    • @noman8412
      @noman8412 4 роки тому +243

      That feeling probably stopped when they started the sacrifices.

    • @pizzapicante27
      @pizzapicante27 4 роки тому +115

      Nah, the whole "spaniards as gods" thingy is a myth, in their first encounter Moctezuma II's guard actually beat him to an inch of his life for attempting to approach Moctezuma II without permission.

    • @DimitrisAndreou
      @DimitrisAndreou 4 роки тому +92

      @@pizzapicante27 I became skeptical too, due to the last part of this video, where Moctezuma seems entirely aware that these are enemies to be destroyed, not gods to be worshipped (sending his magicians to poke for weaknesses...). But it would be hard to believe there's absolutely no real basis to this

    • @pizzapicante27
      @pizzapicante27 4 роки тому +74

      @@DimitrisAndreou We actually dont know what Moctezuma II was thinking so I'll give him that, but the first accounts have his guards actively beating them up for ignoring etiquette and no mention is made about prophecies or such hogwash.
      Most accounts say that Moctezuma II PROBABLY allowed them to stay because Cortez identified himself as a diplomat to the Spanish king, which is in line with the actions Cuitlahuac will latter take regarding Cortez when he found out he WASNT a diplomat.

  • @eddielloyd1947
    @eddielloyd1947 4 роки тому +4168

    It reads like it could be humanity's first contact with aliens...

    • @DeadlycheesePeople
      @DeadlycheesePeople 4 роки тому +624

      E Lloyd that’s essentially what it was. They were basically a bronze age civilization coming in contact with a early modern civilization. That tech difference may as well be aliens.

    • @eddielloyd1947
      @eddielloyd1947 4 роки тому +409

      @@DeadlycheesePeople "any sufficiently advanced technology is indistuingishable from magic" sort of thing. Floating mountains = ship of the line, etc. Guns would've seemed out of this world...unatural. It's one hell of a trip.

    • @LegionHimself
      @LegionHimself 4 роки тому +185

      Not only in technology, but culture as well. The Spanish ways are clearly completely divergent from the Aztec’s, and they also care nothing about making things easy.

    • @Blackknight1212
      @Blackknight1212 4 роки тому +45

      @@LegionHimself wtf do you mean they care nothing about making things easy? Speak proper English.

    • @Blackknight1212
      @Blackknight1212 4 роки тому +232

      No it isn't. The technology gap wasn't big enough for it to have been that crazy. It was a culture shock, sure, but nothing more. They didn't think the Spanish were aliens. Most of the sources this guy uses are from the 17th century and not first hand accounts, of which very few exist. In all of them it is made clear that the Aztecs and other Mesoamerican peoples were well aware that the Spaniards were only men, and that's why they fought them. You don't fight someone you think is a god. Theres also the bigger issue of Aztecs not having anthropomorphic gods like Europeans. Aztecs believed forces of nature were gods that they would make symbols of to represent for worship. They didn't believe in gods turning into flesh and blood like jesus and walking among men. That bs from el dorado is just a fairytale they tell kids.

  • @darrynmurphy2038
    @darrynmurphy2038 4 роки тому +2809

    That awkward moment when a bunch of pale half men/half hoofed men with wool on their faces start making thunder with their sticks

    • @htoodoh5770
      @htoodoh5770 4 роки тому +140

      @@vincent7875 They didn't believe the Spanish were gods. Especially when they saw the Spanish can bleed.

    • @htoodoh5770
      @htoodoh5770 4 роки тому +2

      @Fiamo Scarlette I thought the Aztec worshipped the God of War. Forgot his name.

    • @malahamavet
      @malahamavet 4 роки тому +78

      Not half horses, pale men sitting on giant deer 😁

    • @RM-TheQuadroon
      @RM-TheQuadroon 4 роки тому +18

      @@htoodoh5770 The Azteks have many deities!! Even a "black storm God" Tlaloc!

    • @pizzapicante27
      @pizzapicante27 4 роки тому +18

      Horses wer emore impressive, cannons and archebuses at the time were too bulky and primitive, most battlefield accounts actually tell us that Aztecs either learned to duck and disperse to avoid a volley and close space to slaughter archebusiers (we are a few decades away form the Tercio yet) or simply captured the bulkier artillery pieces which were not that well designed for the terrain.

  • @cardenasr.2898
    @cardenasr.2898 3 роки тому +132

    I know the Aztec version of this war is dramatic and tragic, but I'd like to hear what the Native allies of Cortés had to say, they were in the winning team, in fact without them the Spanish must certainly wouldn't have won. What did they believe would happen? The world as they knew it was ending, but for them it didn't seem such a bad thing, as they were exploited by the Aztecs

    • @mcfail3450
      @mcfail3450 2 роки тому +23

      Yep. We need to do a much better job in native history education.
      Most people would be surprised to know the US Calvary had Native troops and scouts. Usually members of tribes/nations who were enemies of the tribes/nations the calvary was fighting.
      For example Pawnee and Crow scouted for the US against the Lakota and Cheyenne because of their historical rivalry and the events of Massacre Canyon where a Pawnee party of mostly women and children was ambushed and slaughtered by the Souix.

    • @theamericandream5917
      @theamericandream5917 2 роки тому +22

      @@mcfail3450 The reason why the Spanish easily won was because the Aztecs were hated all across South America. Aztecs were killing all the other native tribes. So when the Spanish came it was like a godsend to them sent to destroy the Aztecs.

    • @mikeolithory898
      @mikeolithory898 2 роки тому +10

      South America? You mean North America.

    • @jonstewart6860
      @jonstewart6860 Рік тому +4

      I do know that the Aztecs told the Tlaxcalans if the Spaniards won, Tlaxcala would rebuild their city, and if they lost, they'd still be the ones rebuilding. Cortes had this to say: ''They were right''. There is a letter from a Tlaxcalan lord to the king begging for Spaniards to keep their end of the deal, I guess things didnt work out for Tlaxcala, either.

    • @marcocortes9968
      @marcocortes9968 Рік тому +2

      @@jonstewart6860 source?

  • @thegreenmage6956
    @thegreenmage6956 4 роки тому +1636

    “So anyway, I started sacrificin’”.

    • @PersonManManManMan
      @PersonManManManMan 4 роки тому +25

      So when I was stressed I did what was natural to me

    • @Yrkr785
      @Yrkr785 3 роки тому +6

      “Sacrifices a million people” yea this will make the gods happy 😌

    • @jamtam21jamtam8
      @jamtam21jamtam8 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @tabryis
      @tabryis 3 роки тому +5

      Christians: "so anyway, i started sending my hopes and prayers"

    • @IntroducingMrLucci
      @IntroducingMrLucci 3 роки тому

      Sometimes it be like that tho y'all don't even understand Melenated people's buissness we did this for pure reasons these people's wanted it they was trying to help em from that Facts 💯

  • @crimsonfire6932
    @crimsonfire6932 4 роки тому +5121

    Natives: *sacrifice one of their own to please their European gods*
    Europeans: dude wtf

    • @BlastinRope
      @BlastinRope 4 роки тому +944

      When you visit that weird kids house and his mom tries way too hard to make you feel comfortable

    • @saraqostahterra4548
      @saraqostahterra4548 4 роки тому +96

      @@BlastinRope you naughty xD

    • @arandompharaoh5549
      @arandompharaoh5549 4 роки тому +236

      @@BlastinRope that's oddly specific

    • @LaSpataCaroli
      @LaSpataCaroli 4 роки тому +100

      DEUS VULT

    • @blazednlovinit
      @blazednlovinit 4 роки тому +230

      Hard to feel bad for them when that's their go to solution to everything.

  • @fenrirrising131
    @fenrirrising131 4 роки тому +782

    That part about the magicians attempting to waylay the Spaniards with charms and "spells" and how useless it all was reminded me of the psychic fight in south park lol

    • @James-ip8xs
      @James-ip8xs 4 роки тому +65

      "wololololo"

    • @fenrirrising131
      @fenrirrising131 4 роки тому +22

      @@James-ip8xs wtf i love red team now

    • @Greksallad
      @Greksallad 4 роки тому +1

      SAME! Hahaha that's all I could think of lmaaaooo

    • @cabbagegreens853
      @cabbagegreens853 4 роки тому +6

      The Christian God has come

    • @whathell6t
      @whathell6t 4 роки тому

      FENRIR RISING
      Frankly! They weren’t calling forth Tezcatlipoca, the Jaguar God of Magic, Fire, Darkness, Mirrors, and Mischief.
      Plus, he one of the two heroes that saved the universe from Cipactli, the Planet Eater.

  • @philguer4802
    @philguer4802 4 роки тому +747

    We need an apocalypse/horror film based on the Aztec perspective.

    • @anthonymorris5084
      @anthonymorris5084 4 роки тому +37

      And then a happy ending with all that freedom, liberty, health care, and stuff.

    • @gahelo
      @gahelo 4 роки тому +35

      @@anthonymorris5084 what??

    • @concretehippogaming
      @concretehippogaming 4 роки тому +133

      Apocolypto Its a movie that exists and Its quite good.

    • @VampireNewl
      @VampireNewl 4 роки тому +89

      @Aurora O. Apocolypto is actually about the myans but they really bungle the history

    • @alyssinclair8598
      @alyssinclair8598 4 роки тому +13

      war of the worlds was based on imperialism. that is the closest we have

  • @mordoendergon
    @mordoendergon 4 роки тому +351

    7:11 “Jackets of a soiled color, V E R Y U G L Y.”

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 4 роки тому +4

      @Edward Crosley Oh shit I never realised until now.

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 4 роки тому +9

      Fun fact, my friend's dad worked at the factory where they were developing blue M&Ms, he gave me a bag full of them before they were released, only the blue ones, and without the M printed on or the glossy outer layer, so the blue was powdery and came off on your hands a bit.

    • @vmm5163
      @vmm5163 4 роки тому +3

      Yes, their description of excrement!

    • @highonlife2323
      @highonlife2323 3 роки тому

      @@PiousMoltar never thought id see this string of words lumped into one large runoff sentence

    • @michaeltribbet9213
      @michaeltribbet9213 3 роки тому

      This roast was good but nothing beats the Portuguese discovering India and spending like 3 minutes describing the men’s styles of hair, clothes and jewelry and then ends it with “the women, by rule, are ugly” 😂

  • @saidtoshimaru1832
    @saidtoshimaru1832 4 роки тому +193

    1:55 - First recorded appearence of "La Llorona" in México.

    • @thekid2389
      @thekid2389 4 роки тому +32

      Said Toshimaru I know! When I first heard that I was like 👀‼️

    • @Shiro-ii6nw
      @Shiro-ii6nw 4 роки тому +3

      Oh shit damn

    • @nerthus4685
      @nerthus4685 4 роки тому +4

      They are as old as humanity.

    • @user-vp9lc9up6v
      @user-vp9lc9up6v 4 роки тому

      I was relaxed then I heard that shit wtf

    • @LeSunshineee
      @LeSunshineee 4 роки тому

      holy moley!

  • @McHrozni
    @McHrozni 4 роки тому +469

    The Aztec description of the Spainards is even more frightening than one of the greatest war machines of the era.

    • @malahamavet
      @malahamavet 4 роки тому +123

      @JoJo is not an anime not really. Most South Americans and Mexicans are descendents of their respective prehispanic civilizations. Some mixed with Europeans, some are 100% indigenous, but they're not dead.

    • @soyhugo390
      @soyhugo390 4 роки тому +67

      @JoJo is not an anime the genocidal ones where the English not the Spaniards

    • @McHrozni
      @McHrozni 4 роки тому +35

      @JoJo is not an anime mostly by carrying communicible diseases the natives had no immunity to though.

    • @Altrantis
      @Altrantis 4 роки тому +53

      @@McHrozni Yeah, but you can't blame them for that.

    • @monehget
      @monehget 4 роки тому +41

      @JoJo is not an anime 😆 y'all always trying to rewrite history.

  • @Habs1967
    @Habs1967 4 роки тому +1126

    Aztecs: What a lovely day.
    From a far distance: Hola, is this India?

    • @BlockheadJiujitsu
      @BlockheadJiujitsu 4 роки тому +70

      Namaste, yall!

    • @SSHitMan
      @SSHitMan 4 роки тому +69

      By this time they knew they were nowhere near India. Columbus was thought a fool not because he thought the world was round, that was well-accepted knowledge. He was thought a fool because he thought the world was much smaller than it actually was, and attempting to sail to India from Spain would result in death because provisions would run out long before they reached it. And they would have, if they had not bumped into the previously unknown American continents.

    • @Enry-9624
      @Enry-9624 4 роки тому +71

      @@SSHitMan Wrong, Colombus knew the size of earth. Unfortunately, the maps of the time had a waay larger Asia. And no, he didn't think he was in india but in the indies (general term used by europeans to describe asia). He knew exactly where he was on the wrong map he had.

    • @rjfaber1991
      @rjfaber1991 4 роки тому +27

      +Enry9624 - The truth is likely somewhere in between. Saying he knew exactly where he was certainly isn't true, as it would be well into the 18th century before naval navigation technology allowed for relatively exact determination of a ship's position on the globe. Still, given the technological limitations of the time, Columbus was indeed quite aware of his position.
      More to the point though, and going back to the original comment in this thread; by the time the Aztecs first encountered Europeans, it had been years since their first arrival, and years since the realisation they hadn't reached Asia. The Aztecs were only the third major group of natives that the Spanish came into contact with, after the Taino and the Maya.

    • @nmvhr
      @nmvhr 4 роки тому

      @Leviathan TM why would it be italian?

  • @pikeshotBattles
    @pikeshotBattles 4 роки тому +1512

    Japanese reaction: Nothing to see here and don't tell me about squinting. Now give me that gun!
    Aztec reaction: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my god!

    • @thekid2389
      @thekid2389 4 роки тому +115

      pike&shotBattles we should have been like the Japanese but we didn’t have a society as structured as them at the time. Before we did that’s how those fantastic cities were built but a lineage of incompetent leaders led to years of strife which the Spanish exploited to hell and back. Anyways we all good now.

    • @ShahjahanMasood
      @ShahjahanMasood 4 роки тому +24

      @@thekid2389 are you of Mesoamerican descent?

    • @pikeshotBattles
      @pikeshotBattles 4 роки тому +144

      @T Doran They were proactive. That's the big difference.

    • @boshirahmed
      @boshirahmed 4 роки тому +63

      @T Doran it was necessary for survival.. Adaptation is normal, some adapt sooner than others.. Aztecs made a mistake.. They learnt too late.. Even then they had no chance against disease and gunpowder..

    • @poonhound9377
      @poonhound9377 4 роки тому +29

      T Doran did you see the previous video about the first Japanese contact with Europeans? OP was very accurate

  • @Jim-Mc
    @Jim-Mc 4 роки тому +400

    Mesoamerican civilizations, their history, their relationship with prehistoric ones, all very mysterious. Also this is a pretty eerie narrative, reminds me of Apocalypto.

    • @alvarodiaz2221
      @alvarodiaz2221 4 роки тому +25

      @@johnnywrither128 "It should be said upfront, that the 'Inca' culture in Peru was began by the Atlanteans."
      Lol, what the hell is this?

    • @LegionHimself
      @LegionHimself 4 роки тому +10

      Yes, Apocalypto turns into a very different film at the end, doesn’t it?

    • @lashlarue7924
      @lashlarue7924 4 роки тому +10

      That movie was amazingly superb. Highly memorable, just great. I don't care if Mel Gibson's crazy, his movies are freaking amazing.

    • @pizzapicante27
      @pizzapicante27 4 роки тому +3

      With good reason, its not the actual account, it comes from several centuries latter.

    • @GreatSageSunWukong
      @GreatSageSunWukong 4 роки тому +24

      That film is about as historically accurate as 10,000BC. Its absolute garbage mixing up several cultures and at least 600 years, I mean for one thing it even shows people with smallpox before the Spanish even landed, Gibson is very good at making BS look historic but its still BS.

  • @rrs_13
    @rrs_13 4 роки тому +827

    "Some with blue jackets, others with red, others with black or green, and still others with jackets of a soiled colour, very ugly. There were also few without jackets. On their heads they wore red hankerchiefs, or bonets of a fine scarlet colour. Some wore large round hats, which must've been sunshades. They have very light skin, much lighter than ours. They all have long beards, and their hair comes only to their ears.
    Monteczuma was downcast when he heard this report, and did not speak a word. Monteczuma then finally exclamated:
    -F*cking hipsters"
    Sorry, couldn't resist xD

    • @tiny2315
      @tiny2315 4 роки тому +18

      LMAO

    • @Henry-jl1xt
      @Henry-jl1xt 4 роки тому +16

      hahahahaha, well done

    • @Rascal77s
      @Rascal77s 4 роки тому +4

      👍😂😂😂😂

    • @rrs_13
      @rrs_13 4 роки тому +4

      woha, this comment took proportions I did not forsee :O

    • @skylerarroniz4204
      @skylerarroniz4204 4 роки тому +4

      Best comments so far 😂😂😂

  • @jaredjones1752
    @jaredjones1752 3 роки тому +106

    I find that description of Moctezuma "sighing almost every moment" to be very interesting. It sounds to me like a description of the hyperventilation that often accompanies a severe anxiety attack.

    • @darbyohara
      @darbyohara Рік тому +9

      Seems like a reasonable reaction when all your nightmares come true and who appears to be your god actually shows up 😂

    • @laurelsilberman5705
      @laurelsilberman5705 6 місяців тому +4

      Actually many written accounts go further into detail about how he basically was having panic and chronic anxiety symptoms so severely in the lead up to the Spaniard’s arrival, because he was so convinced this was the end of his empire and he was right, that aside from one early Persian ruler who is considered the first recorded case of severe depression with lots of surviving evidence written by his physicians, Moctezuma is similarly considered to be one of the earliest well recorded cases of quite bad mental illness, his stress wreaking havoc on his body and even giving him IBS symptoms. But yeah, one of the oldest well documented instances of a wealthy person with all the doctors and shamans in the world at their disposal being inconsolable no matter what they try because their suffering is in their mind, not in their body or spirit.

  • @Frost87112
    @Frost87112 4 роки тому +74

    as a Mexican i really appreciate the extra effort you put into spelling these names right, also thank you for such a marvelous work capturing the ambience of the whole thing.

  • @ik2254
    @ik2254 4 роки тому +590

    NATIVES: *drink blood and offer europeans some*
    EUROPEANS: "Major cringe dude, unsubbed"

    • @thepuffin4050
      @thepuffin4050 4 роки тому +2

      @PushandillPushback yes, that would be amazing

    • @BGdroopy
      @BGdroopy 4 роки тому +7

      Only if they knew the nutritional value of fresh blood. Whatever stinky.......

    • @jorgealvarado2471
      @jorgealvarado2471 3 роки тому +1

      But offer them pork blood 🩸 sausage and they would devour it.

    • @meroqero1476
      @meroqero1476 3 роки тому

      @@BGdroopy Learn some Medicine blood is highly emitic. People puke when they drink Blood

    • @maryjane9039
      @maryjane9039 2 роки тому

      It's crazy they didn't see that as disrespectful because the europeans didn't pitch in

  • @eduardodimasjr.2473
    @eduardodimasjr.2473 4 роки тому +213

    Moctezuma: "Did the spells work?"
    Magicians: *Well yes, but actually no*

    • @jasperzanjani
      @jasperzanjani 4 роки тому +9

      Montezuma put his kingdoms fate in the hands of a band of charlatans

  • @ragnar97
    @ragnar97 4 роки тому +172

    Aztec Wizard: "You're sick. You're sick. You're sick. You're sick"
    Spaniard: ¿Qué está diciendo el tonto este?
    *Aztec runs back to Moctezuma*
    Aztec Wizard: "They are immune to my magic, my king!"
    Moctezuma: "Give them all they want"
    lol

    • @jorgealvarado2471
      @jorgealvarado2471 3 роки тому +2

      Oh the Aztecs spoke English I didn’t know

    • @ragnar97
      @ragnar97 3 роки тому +6

      @@jorgealvarado2471 Or maybe just maybe, since this is an English channel, even if I could speak the language Aztects spoke, I might've thought it'd be easier to understand in English. Crazy idea I know.
      When you watch a movie translated to your language do you think they are implying that's the language the people in the movie are actually speaking? ¬¬

    • @HarshDude126
      @HarshDude126 3 роки тому +6

      @@jorgealvarado2471 Ever heard of this thing called a "joke"?

    • @juansolorio9683
      @juansolorio9683 3 роки тому

      @@ragnar97 aztecs a real thing its mexica and they spoke nahuathlt

    • @ragnar97
      @ragnar97 3 роки тому

      @@juansolorio9683 *Read above*

  • @mousermind
    @mousermind 4 роки тому +370

    Drinking game: Take a swig each time Montezuma feels fear, or terror, or feels that his heart shrinks or shrivels or whatnot. It feels like 90% of the narrative. xD

    • @Arcgateway
      @Arcgateway 4 роки тому +7

      Alarec Scarbrow maybe it was written by the Spaniards

    • @martinn.6082
      @martinn.6082 4 роки тому +26

      @@Arcgateway Montezuma was probably an arrogant king who responded badly to the arrival of Cortez, so in hindsight, the nobles wrote history as if he was actually very concerned.

    • @Claxiux
      @Claxiux 4 роки тому +3

      yeah, I was also shocked. Didn't know their leader was such a coward, no wonder they lost it all.

    • @krisrakow6663
      @krisrakow6663 4 роки тому +12

      The style of this writing is so very medieval christian. Hard to take it serious.

    • @fenrirrising131
      @fenrirrising131 4 роки тому +2

      Poor bastard must have been shitting steam halfway through. *And thus his revenge was born*

  • @arthur2305
    @arthur2305 4 роки тому +522

    *2 hours later* :
    "...the 234th bad omen..."

    • @slipstreamxr3763
      @slipstreamxr3763 4 роки тому +7

      @Ramsey Boushakra Not to mention he teamed up with all the other tribes that the Aztecs had been pissing off for centuries.

    • @lollllolll.
      @lollllolll. 3 роки тому +33

      A bird took a shit on my head today, a very bad omen
      My cat took a piss on my rug, an extremely bad omen
      I went to an public bathroom but there was no toilet paper, it is believed it was an bad omen

    • @thomasaquinas1163
      @thomasaquinas1163 3 роки тому +1

      You're at 234 likes atm, lol

    • @Brandon-nr8fn
      @Brandon-nr8fn 10 місяців тому

      Lmfao

    • @desiraesanders6914
      @desiraesanders6914 9 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Janon48
    @Janon48 4 роки тому +179

    This is awesome. I really started to feel a sense of dread hearing about all the bad omens. I’m Mexican so I also found the part about a new people being created to take over their land interesting since the pure indigenous people became a minority and the mestizos with mixed Spanish and Indigenous blood became the majority. So in a way they were right

    • @kingofracism
      @kingofracism 4 роки тому +19

      @Meat for all it's not the same though, they're not coming to europe to rule. Our own traitorous capitalist government bring these people here. It can and will be reversed, mark my words

    • @marneus
      @marneus 3 роки тому +1

      Would have you prefered the British approach of exterminating all the natives?

    • @jorgealvarado2471
      @jorgealvarado2471 3 роки тому +12

      My ancestors killing my ancestors and viceversa.

    • @juansolorio9683
      @juansolorio9683 3 роки тому +1

      Actually no just because alot of people have lost yhere culture it does not mean every body and they mamam mixed in mexico mexican indigounes people are less miced then natives in the us we didnt have endless eurapean waves of migration and the ones that did mostly stayed seperarated from others so they are mostly eurapean like in monterey chihuahua ect

    • @jaif7327
      @jaif7327 2 роки тому +1

      @Michelle lucky for them

  • @eaglehero4528
    @eaglehero4528 4 роки тому +53

    This channel is basically “things I never knew I wanted to know”

  • @AndersonNSilva-mw7kl
    @AndersonNSilva-mw7kl 4 роки тому +153

    17:03
    "Their food is like human food"
    * sad spaniard noises *

    • @VojislavMoranic
      @VojislavMoranic 4 роки тому +11

      I had a Portugese make me some dish from Porto with prawns and bacon and rice.
      It was disgusting but i ate it because the man really put his heart into it.
      Im a Serb so putting seafood in normal food is disgusting.
      Its not Spanish but since they are neighbours they do eat almost the same stuff.
      So i kinda understand the Aztects on this one.

    • @goodaimshield1115
      @goodaimshield1115 4 роки тому +2

      @@VojislavMoranic "They eat almost the same stuff" lol XD Prawn, bacon, and rice, never heard of anything like it, and it is certainly nothing similar to Spanish food.

    • @martinn.6082
      @martinn.6082 4 роки тому +9

      @@VojislavMoranic I'm from germany and Spanish food is one of the best in the world in my opinion. I look forward to eating there every time I travel. The bocatas, ham, olive oil, tapas, pintxos, paella - bloody delicious.
      Never had Serbian food, so maybe that's even better? I don't know, haha

    • @miguelsilva1446
      @miguelsilva1446 4 роки тому +2

      @@VojislavMoranic neither do we for the most part
      thats probably someones weird invention or trying things out
      When your in Portugal the stuff to eat in restaurants is Cod, Cod, Cod, Seafoods when your in Algarve, in Lisboa i dunno but in the northern region you cant go wrong with francesinha, and in some regions sarrabulho(Pig blood rice, yeah i know but its a lot better than its sound plus its usualy acompanyed by some a lot of the best stuff you can eat like onion sausages, the best kind of sausage there is not sure if its something well known outside of Portugal though)also praws tend to be pretty good too.
      As for traditional home dishes id say salted cod with potatos and cabbages you cut garlic into fine litle pieces, and put it on the olive oil then you pour some over your food
      Theres also one where youd cook the potatos and cabbages with pig meat and sausages wich you shouldnt put olive oil on or put litle
      Aside from that we eat pretty much everything here that can be acompanied with rice, potatos, pasta...
      Also bread is pretty good here and pastryes most of the type so i can say
      If theres one thing is good in Portugal is the food, ill cut this short since id never be done if i listed all the good food here, of course not all of us are good cooks but youd be doing yourself a disservice if you dint give our food a chance cause of one bad experience XD

    • @VojislavMoranic
      @VojislavMoranic 4 роки тому +7

      @@martinn.6082 Serbian food is only if you really love meat and especially Pig meat.
      And cheese and of course cabbages aaand bread.
      If you suffer from low cholesterol just call the nearest Grandma and we will get that fixed asap!

  • @berserker_bo
    @berserker_bo 4 роки тому +88

    Wow and almost 2 decades later I'm just now realizing that the Aztec campaign intro script in AoE2 comes from straight from these texts! Amazing video as always thanks!

    • @alvianekka80
      @alvianekka80 2 роки тому +7

      You made me want to play it again. AoE2 is a certified hood classic.

    • @juliac9080
      @juliac9080 2 роки тому +3

      You may be interested in reading the Popol Vuh. It's a book, the best account we have, of their mythology scribed by the Spanish.

    • @chanwis_ppino
      @chanwis_ppino 2 роки тому

      @@juliac9080 mayan mythology*

    • @hensonlaura
      @hensonlaura Рік тому

      It's hard to beat reality for a good storyline.

  • @transvestosaurus878
    @transvestosaurus878 4 роки тому +105

    _“An Outside Context Problem was the sort of thing most civilisations encountered just once, and which they tended to encounter rather in the same way a sentence encountered a full stop.”_
    - Iain M Banks, 'Excession'

  • @NewNicator
    @NewNicator 4 роки тому +84

    "To the natives, these marvels all go to their death and ruin, signifying that the end of the world was coming and that other peoples would be created to inhabit the earth"
    I wonder if this foreshadowed the collapse of the Aztec Empire and the cultures around Central America (which at the time they only knew as the known world) from new European arrivals (particularly the Spanish Empire), and the 'other peoples' being created to inhabit that known world would be the descendants of modern day Mestizo peoples when Spanish immigrants intermixed with the native American populations in central and south America (creating a new branch of people).

    • @xesphor1436
      @xesphor1436 4 роки тому +9

      it likely did, I found that bit the most fascinating.

    • @rjfaber1991
      @rjfaber1991 4 роки тому +21

      It's not so much "foreshadowed", as this text was written after the conquest, so while it clearly tries to accurately portray what the Nahuatl thought and did when they encountered Cortes' party, its writer lived in a Mexico already conquered and culturally influenced by Europeans.

    • @Moonhack95
      @Moonhack95 4 роки тому +13

      According to Aztec mythology, the world had already ended four times before and each time humanity was destroyed for a new people to inhabit the earth. They predicted their time was long due, and the only way to extend their era was to make continuous human sacrifice, to repay the debt of blood to the current gods and appease them. So the idea was already there for them.

  • @nicksalvatore5717
    @nicksalvatore5717 4 роки тому +343

    Imagine a people who had a control over a race of muscle bound, gigantic dog deer. Along with gigantic smooth haired spotted dogs with limitless energy. Alien weapons that could explode trees and put dents in the mountains. Their armor and weapons, comprised of Iron. Only known to fall out of the sky. Every single sign pointed to them being gods. I feel so bad for the Aztecs, they never even had the chance.

    • @GodActio
      @GodActio 4 роки тому +61

      Not only that, weeks of mysterious events happened beforehand, boosting it even more.

    • @nicksalvatore5717
      @nicksalvatore5717 4 роки тому +54

      Joseph Stracener
      If it weren’t for disease I believe the natives could have put up a much better fight with guerilla warfare. Although it would probably spur more European effort to fight natives.
      It took centuries for the colonists and early US to fully conquer/assimilate the natives, due to built up immunities and strategies natives learned over years of fighting, despite a huge technological disadvantage.

    • @nerthus4685
      @nerthus4685 4 роки тому +9

      Also, by "gods" it could mean like elves or faeries, not full level universal gods.

    • @peterc3262
      @peterc3262 4 роки тому +11

      @@nerthus4685 No, they really did think they were universal God's at the start. Quetzacoatl.

    • @ikballalli5539
      @ikballalli5539 4 роки тому +9

      @@peterc3262 not really, that's a myth

  • @SonofMars77
    @SonofMars77 4 роки тому +604

    Joe Rogan “I wonder how much DMT Montecezuma took”

    • @jesseblack2285
      @jesseblack2285 4 роки тому +72

      Pull that up Jaime

    • @jamoneil
      @jamoneil 4 роки тому +12

      They should have taken onnit to beat the sapaniards haha. Aztecs most likely took a lot of mezcaline and shrooms, probably sage too.

    • @SonofMars77
      @SonofMars77 4 роки тому +6

      jamoneil Yea, they were trippin hard. Without knowledge, you wouldn’t be able to distinguish between what is real or a hallucination.

    • @Mode-Selektor
      @Mode-Selektor 4 роки тому +4

      @@SonofMars77 "... their eyes flash fire and shoot out sparks..." yeah that sounds like they were trippin balls to me.

    • @realitatsfluchtsnc6452
      @realitatsfluchtsnc6452 4 роки тому +1

      @kerimcan ak this sentence is about the dogs XDDD

  • @KizaruB
    @KizaruB 4 роки тому +62

    It makes me shudder imagining how scary it must‘ve been encountering something completely unexpected in those times. Nowadays, we have such diverse forms of fiction and so much experience as a species that it’s much harder to surprise compared to back then.

    • @hensonlaura
      @hensonlaura Рік тому +1

      Very good point.

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 Рік тому

      Eh, we’d still probably shit our collective britches if aliens ever made first contact.

  • @constantinosschinas4503
    @constantinosschinas4503 9 місяців тому +3

    "Apocalypto" described all this in such a savage yet minimal way, which really brought you to the native's mindset in a split of a second.

  • @camiloasturrizaga3101
    @camiloasturrizaga3101 4 роки тому +67

    This one definitely needs a Part 2

    • @Rinmeh
      @Rinmeh 4 роки тому +3

      part two: everyone was killed by the spaniards. the end.

    • @MariaMartinez-researcher
      @MariaMartinez-researcher 4 роки тому +3

      @@Rinmeh Not everyone. Have you noticed that the Mexicans are brown? That they don't eat Spanish food? That they celebrate festive days unique to their culture?
      As barbaric as the Spanish behaved towards the natives, they weren't in a genocidal mission. They weren't particularly racist; being a Christian mattered more.
      Read the history of those times; it was awful, and also the birth of a new world and a rich mixed culture: Latin America.

    • @maligjokica
      @maligjokica 4 роки тому +1

      actualy there is one:)))this a podcast about fallen civilisationa. the part about the Actecs is here: ua-cam.com/video/56WPMRERgxg/v-deo.html its about 4 housr long!! you will thank me later;))

    • @jonnysith
      @jonnysith 4 роки тому

      Part 2: Smallpox

  • @OneofInfinity.
    @OneofInfinity. 4 роки тому +133

    "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

    • @imperialfragments
      @imperialfragments 4 роки тому

      Isn't that the truth. Well put

    • @frencebrand9905
      @frencebrand9905 4 роки тому

      A nice a Civ quote.. I really love those.

    • @philguer4802
      @philguer4802 4 роки тому +2

      "Any magic is indistinguishable from Aztecs ""wizards"" doing futile incantation to try to push away an undefeatable foe."

    • @martinxy1291
      @martinxy1291 4 роки тому +4

      To this day I still would like to see my descendants before the 20th century react to a modern tech, ideology and art.
      1900s: looking at a fighter sonic boom across the sky
      1500s: Knowing the fact that merchants mostly rule the world and not priests
      1000s: seeing an HD photograph

    • @thek2despot426
      @thek2despot426 4 роки тому +6

      @@frencebrand9905 It's not from a Civ game. It's Arthur C. Clarke's Third Law of Technology.

  • @dracodistortion9447
    @dracodistortion9447 4 роки тому +393

    When light men on floating houses wearing metal come from the East
    The Aztecs: 😐
    The Inca: 😐
    The Maya: 😎

    •  4 роки тому +40

      Maya*
      "Mayan" refers to the language/writing system.

    • @dracodistortion9447
      @dracodistortion9447 4 роки тому +34

      @ thank you so much. I never knew the difference between "maya" and "mayan" but I've always wanted to know, so thank you

    • @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot
      @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot 4 роки тому +59

      When suddenly all of you start getting horrible painful sores and dying: 😟

    • @alexandrub8786
      @alexandrub8786 4 роки тому +8

      East*
      It would be west if they came from Philiphine.

    • @dracodistortion9447
      @dracodistortion9447 4 роки тому +4

      @@alexandrub8786 I commented that a few minutes after I woke up, I'm so sorry lmao

  • @GeoffreyBronson
    @GeoffreyBronson 4 роки тому +163

    *Messengers kiss the ground under Cortez and dress him up in homage of their God*
    "...is this how you greet people? Arrest them."

    • @ToastyMozart
      @ToastyMozart 4 роки тому +42

      "1v1 me bro!"
      "... we're just the welcoming committee."
      "Don't be a pussy!"

    • @Lemon_squee
      @Lemon_squee 4 роки тому +15

      Right? What an asshole lol

    • @lukeblaze7571
      @lukeblaze7571 4 роки тому +3

      Ramsey Boushakra all conquest are done by dicks all killing and taking over stuff all people did it . The Aztecs were no saints either

    • @jorgec.a3123
      @jorgec.a3123 3 роки тому +1

      Cortés*

    • @anakinvader9120
      @anakinvader9120 3 роки тому

      Ikr what a douche lmao

  • @eddielloyd1947
    @eddielloyd1947 4 роки тому +187

    When Moctezuma stopped treating Cortés as a god, he started treating him as his liege lord, and essentially wanted the support of the Spaniards against his rebel vassals that were trying to overthrow him. In Cortés' account of their meeting, Moctezuma swears fealty, justifying it in part by claiming the Aztec aristocracy descended from Europeans that had previously arrived in America ages ago, who had been the vassals of some King in Europe.

    • @PeteofHartainia
      @PeteofHartainia 4 роки тому +81

      @ReaIly Most likey, he's just saying things to make these dangerous people go away.

    • @DeadlycheesePeople
      @DeadlycheesePeople 4 роки тому +35

      It’s possible that the Aztecs are decended from the phonecians or some other bronze age civilization. There’s evidence of things like cocaine and nocotine in ancient mummies from that era, so it’s not impossible to imagine that transatlantic travel was possible.

    • @antonioscendrategattico2302
      @antonioscendrategattico2302 4 роки тому +65

      Yeah, people always forget the Aztec Empire was kind of on its last legs, torn apart by internal conflict when Cortés arrived.

    • @Mankindatwar
      @Mankindatwar 4 роки тому +13

      @ReaIly Phoenicians, Carthaginians, Egyptians /// Atlanteans. could be anyone. Vikings less likely

    • @pizzapicante27
      @pizzapicante27 4 роки тому +45

      Nope, the first account we have of their meeting, Cortez actually got the living shit beaten out of him for coming close to Moctezuma II without the proper etiquete by his guards.
      The entire "spaniards as gods" thingy doesnt make sense in the cultural context of Mesoamerica (heck in the context of any American civilization), and we dont actually have a contemporary source mentioning this, most mentions of this myth actually start appearing at the end of the 17th century.

  • @CaptainJacksIsland
    @CaptainJacksIsland 4 роки тому +650

    This is like a movie, but everyone's a villain.

    • @CampaignerSC
      @CampaignerSC 4 роки тому +159

      Yeah. Cortez was a monster, but the Aztec culture was monstrous itself.

    • @FE2E00
      @FE2E00 4 роки тому +84

      welcome to real life

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 4 роки тому +108

      A movie with deep and complex characters rather than simple good/evil binary.

    • @joshuakuehn
      @joshuakuehn 4 роки тому +21

      Just like real life then

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 4 роки тому +10

      Aw you guys aren't villains
      But yeah most people

  • @royriley6282
    @royriley6282 4 роки тому +441

    >go into Spanish restaurant
    >"I hear you serve human food."

    • @OpnDoarPlcy
      @OpnDoarPlcy 4 роки тому +42

      Go into an Aztec restaurant ~No, we serve humans as food :D

    • @andmicbro1
      @andmicbro1 4 роки тому +19

      And now, human music.

    • @ineffablemars
      @ineffablemars 4 роки тому +3

      @@andmicbro1 I like it!

    • @rld8258
      @rld8258 4 роки тому +1

      @@andmicbro1 snake jazz

    • @juansolorio9683
      @juansolorio9683 3 роки тому

      Im pretty sure there is things you cant translate from one language to the other

  • @laserdiscisawesome1263
    @laserdiscisawesome1263 4 роки тому +98

    I remember my Texas history teacher telling me that the Aztecs and the Comanche first thought that the horses the Spaniards rode on were part of their body

    • @joshuafischer684
      @joshuafischer684 4 роки тому +26

      The myths of centaurs came from the first times people saw men on horseback.

  • @kynoble
    @kynoble 4 роки тому +135

    The start of an AOE 2 campaign

    • @Tarik360
      @Tarik360 4 роки тому +10

      Passed down to you by Quaotemoch...

    • @jogoapp4752
      @jogoapp4752 4 роки тому +12

      @@Tarik360 Jaguar warrior of Tenochtitlan.

    • @ViktoriousDead
      @ViktoriousDead 4 роки тому +7

      Bernardo you know it's time to get the villagers in the town center ASAP

  • @bartolomeestebanmurillo4459
    @bartolomeestebanmurillo4459 4 роки тому +70

    It really does read like first contact with a vastly alien civilization. The Aztecs though advanced technology did not have firearms or ships or the technology the Spanish possessed. Now imagine us encountering a race of aliens who can traverse the stars within months to a few years.

    • @tepasaliro8588
      @tepasaliro8588 4 роки тому +1

      @wait wot Japanese already encounter Mongol before and they use firework & explosive cannon at that time. Also, Japanese isn't so secluded.

    • @traeucity6087
      @traeucity6087 2 роки тому +1

      The Nahuas did not have advanced technology.

    • @pelinalwhitestrake3367
      @pelinalwhitestrake3367 Рік тому

      The Mesoamericans had better irrigation systems, I think.

    • @JoyofSatanTestimonial-nm4hu
      @JoyofSatanTestimonial-nm4hu Рік тому

      That's a very big stretch... yeah, the Spanish had better weapons, but to compare some old musket to a bow and arrow, with that of alien technology that is capable of traversing light years across the stars in a short period of time is ridiculous. The Europeans were not **nearly** that advanced to where you can even make such a comparison. It's nothing more than a sneaky low-blow against the indigenous people of what we know as modern day Mexico.

    • @JoyofSatanTestimonial-nm4hu
      @JoyofSatanTestimonial-nm4hu Рік тому

      Who's to say that aliens don't control all human societies, and always have since the dawn of modern man...? Who's to say that aliens haven't actually played a role in our evolution? Who's to say that we don't actually live in some sort of matrix...? I.E. the allegory of "The Cave" that the Greek Philosopher Plato came up with...? Maybe humanity ((and especially that of the non-white 'primitive' races)) were never given a fair chance in actually having societies/ or "civilizations" ((actual civilizations)) of their own...? Maybe all civilizations ((even up to this modern day)) are just imitation forms of human civilizations, but don't actually come close to being real civilizations...?
      Humanity in itself is such a backwards species to where the majority of the human population would worship literal contradictions/ the story of original sin ((the Judaic God)). The majority of people on the planet are crazy enough to worship these type of religious contradictions... But yet we're the same species that are said to be "smart enough" to have developed the internet, tanks, drones, computers... and other advanced forms of technology....? It makes no real sense, unless of course you can acknowledge the possibility that we live in some sort of controlled environment... one that isn't directly controlled by man. A matrix/ or "Cave" of some sort...? A real life Truman Show, or something similar to the likes...? The ancient astronaut theory is very plausible.

  • @spicecrop
    @spicecrop 4 роки тому +26

    I don't know how this channel escaped me for so long. But I'm glad I found it finally. Great content, with a poetic and artful style that sets itself apart from some of the other great history content creaters on youtube.

    • @JoyofSatanTestimonial-nm4hu
      @JoyofSatanTestimonial-nm4hu Рік тому

      It's bullcrap history. The Aztecs did not refer to the Spanish as 'Gods' and this is even a debated topic among historians to this day... and most historians ((as far as I'm concerned)) would agree that there's no actual historical evidence ((or at least none that is concrete)) that would back the idea up- the idea that they saw the Spaniards as "God-like beings", or much less the return of Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl wasn't depicted as a white man in their artwork, but as a SERPENT... and sometimes a serpent-like man with a beard, but still wasn't depicted as a white man/ or European ((at least not in a way to where you can even tell))... and the Florentine Codex was written up by the Spanish as a means to make themselves look good, or better than they actually were. This is all just hearsay that comes directly from the Spanish... lies. A means to demoralize. Assimilate non-whites into a false type of hierarchy where Europeans are on top, or at least close to being on top which is right below their JEWISH/ and alien masters.

    • @JoyofSatanTestimonial-nm4hu
      @JoyofSatanTestimonial-nm4hu Рік тому

      @VoicesofthePast You're a racist... lol. You promote this history as if it's factual...? You should be ashamed of yourself, but then again... I expect nothing less from light-skinned Europeans. You guys are known for this rat-like behavior. Always have been...

  • @TerryBradstreet
    @TerryBradstreet 4 роки тому +55

    The omen of the men with two heads, or of two men merged together in one body, and how it was interpreted to mean that the Aztecs would be wiped out and replaced with a new people... It foretold of the modern Central Americans, who are hybrid descendants of the original natives and the foreign Spaniards. That prophecy came true!

    • @aliwahab1255
      @aliwahab1255 4 роки тому +2

      Huh when you put it like that it makes alot of sense

    • @crumbsintopebbles
      @crumbsintopebbles 5 місяців тому

      Yeah, that's what I thought. Mixed-race people, as many of us are (though obviously the ratio varies)

    • @TerryBradstreet
      @TerryBradstreet 5 місяців тому

      @@crumbsintopebbles The varying ratio would seem reflected in how some of the men seemed wholly merged, and how others had two heads.

  • @dannyfrantsevich727
    @dannyfrantsevich727 3 роки тому +27

    Aztec wizard: Casts Illness spell
    Spanish: Reverse uno card

  • @nubep9049
    @nubep9049 4 роки тому +16

    Finally, I was waiting for this. Thank you!

  • @LikeUntoBuddha
    @LikeUntoBuddha 4 роки тому +132

    You want to support a UA-camr, "likes" do not matter. UA-cam cares about "minutes watched". So watch till the end.

    • @ReverendPrice
      @ReverendPrice 4 роки тому +7

      Pretty sure everything helps, comments too.
      Watch time is a big thing though, you're spot on there.

    • @LikeUntoBuddha
      @LikeUntoBuddha 4 роки тому

      @@ReverendPrice I'm saying that because UA-cam says that. A "like" just adds it to your UA-cam library. You have to remember that AI is running this. It does not read comments, it only records the minutes it was watched. I was a little taken back myself until I thought about it. UA-cam uses us to determine if anything is good or not. If we watch for 2 minutes and then leave, well, we did not like it. If you watched it for 20 minutes, it is good. Have you noticed that a lot of UA-camrs try to get theirs under 13 minutes?

    • @LikeUntoBuddha
      @LikeUntoBuddha 4 роки тому

      @Fiamo Scarlette No. "Likes" only add it to your UA-cam library. Even subscribing gives them nothing as far as cash. I got this from UA-cam, it is "time watched".

    • @ReverendPrice
      @ReverendPrice 4 роки тому +1

      @@LikeUntoBuddha Alright well if this AI only looks at watch time, then watch time is important.
      Everything else has an impact on humans though, can't forget that.

  • @rodolfogonzalez724
    @rodolfogonzalez724 4 роки тому +39

    This Is the best narration and BSO for a horror science fiction movie. You nailed it. That's exactly how it should had felt to live those events from mexica perspective. Excellent.

  • @Artur_M.
    @Artur_M. 4 роки тому +54

    13:40 "Good cheer!" Such a fun fellow.

    • @ungeimpfterrusslandtroll7155
      @ungeimpfterrusslandtroll7155 4 роки тому

      @@LegionHimself What kind of comparison is that supposed to be?

    • @johndough5582
      @johndough5582 4 роки тому +2

      @@LegionHimself you're not very bright. So challenging another warrior to a fair combat in the context of the 1500s is somehow worse than sacrificing defenseless people including women and children to their gods by the tone of tens of thousands every year???
      Also, your tiny brain probably doesn't get that Cortés was trying to scare the aztecs. He knew he was vastly outnumbered and in completely unknown lands, so he was using a bit of psychological warfare. Duh

    • @LegionHimself
      @LegionHimself 4 роки тому +1

      @@johndough5582 Oh hey, everyone is a big guy commenting on this channel apparently. Never though the Spanish were worse than the Aztecs myself, and actually thank the Lord the Spanish got there before the Aztecs got here.
      Did you adjust your fedora before commenting? "I, an intellectual, will now show my intellect! I will pick a fight on the Internet, boasting outrage for the defenceless women and children. M'lady!"

    • @problemat1que
      @problemat1que 4 роки тому

      @@johndough5582 They weren't challenging them to a fair fight (leather shields, really?), they knew they would beat them easily with steel armor, guns, and and steel swords (the Aztecs still used iron). They were just gauging their prowess to estimate how quickly they could crush them.

  • @GrugSmesh
    @GrugSmesh 4 роки тому +994

    Aztecs "Why do I hear boss music?"

    • @HVLLOW99
      @HVLLOW99 4 роки тому +26

      🇪🇸

    • @James-ip8xs
      @James-ip8xs 4 роки тому +11

      This comment.

    • @hitoshura2800
      @hitoshura2800 4 роки тому +14

      You mean a bunch of sick pale dudes who believed showers were bad for your health? Do you guys know how many people died from Spanish disease? After that, conquering the rest was easy, not very glorious or boss like, kinda just dumb luck.

    • @James-ip8xs
      @James-ip8xs 4 роки тому +45

      @@hitoshura2800 the diseases would've spred regardless how much the Spanish would've washed, your point is null

    • @GrugSmesh
      @GrugSmesh 4 роки тому +45

      @@hitoshura2800 This guy unironically thinks people in the past didn't practice hygiene and always had shit smeared on their faces.

  • @boxant
    @boxant 4 роки тому +394

    idk man, spaniards seeming metal af here

    • @ethanmoon3925
      @ethanmoon3925 4 роки тому +81

      Aztecs: Blood for the blood god?
      Spaniards: Are you the toughest guy here? Let's fight.

    • @temptemp4174
      @temptemp4174 4 роки тому

      BoxANT they acting like Muslims idk why

    • @darken2417
      @darken2417 4 роки тому +16

      @@temptemp4174
      Acting like? You mean its not a Catholic thing to weep for the poor peasant sacrificed by the messengers or to challenge people to a duel after demonstrating your epic cannon?

    • @Galdenberry_Lamphuck
      @Galdenberry_Lamphuck 4 роки тому

      "Exploring the seas to conquer new lands
      Troops arrayed by the church
      Sanctified and blessed they set out
      Crusaders, gentiles' scourge
      They fight, they kill, they rape
      Under the banner of the holy church
      They hunt, they lie, they cheat, they steal
      Doing dirty deeds
      Conquistadores
      Hungry for gold
      Doing as the religious madman told
      Conquistadores
      Religion's knight
      Havoc and death caused by pride
      Pearls of glass for ingots of gold
      Violence, force and deceit
      Taking the wealth or the Indian's life
      Their way of feeding their greed
      Heathen must turn to Christianity
      It's like "believe or die"
      Arrogance and blindness, religion's force
      Believers never ask the reason why"
      Conquistadors, Powerwolf

    • @heretyk_1337
      @heretyk_1337 4 роки тому +18

      @@Galdenberry_Lamphuck Well, it`s not like Aztec were saints either...

  • @program4215
    @program4215 4 роки тому +29

    "They refused to eat the food that had been sprinkled with blood"

  • @willkirkoff1333
    @willkirkoff1333 4 роки тому +3

    I'm baffled as to why your channel doesn't have millions of subscribers. Keep up the amazing work man, this channel is incredible!!!

  • @Underpantsniper
    @Underpantsniper 4 роки тому +140

    1st omen: Large Meteor strike at night
    2nd omen: House fire
    3rd omen: Lightning strike
    4th omen: Meteor shower during the day
    5th omen: Hurricane
    6th omen: A crazy broad with a drug addiction
    7th omen: Found a weird looking bird
    8th omen: Conjoined twins that survived to adulthood
    9th omen: Europeans in big ass boats!!

    • @calska140
      @calska140 3 роки тому +3

      What drug would addle this woman?

    • @highonlife2323
      @highonlife2323 3 роки тому

      ​@@calska140 didn't they do dmt or some shit?

    • @SmartK8
      @SmartK8 3 роки тому +7

      @@highonlife2323 She probably overdid the mushrooms. It was their drug of choice. Party like it's early 1500s.

    • @hjhjkhfkfkd
      @hjhjkhfkfkd 3 роки тому +7

      Wow thank you 21st century science man!!

    • @davidschaftenaar6530
      @davidschaftenaar6530 2 роки тому

      @@calska140 Psychosis brought on as a feature of schizophrenia or brought on by brain injury. There is also something called stimulant psychosis, but that's usually a consequence of synthetic stimulant abuse. They might have had access to a natural stimulant in the form of coca leaves, which can be chewed for an effect resembling that of the cocaine that's extracted from them today. But I highly doubt it.

  • @maksimgamuvka4975
    @maksimgamuvka4975 4 роки тому +47

    "the magic failed completely" that wasn't just an ordinary fail it was a natural 1

  • @garywasseljr
    @garywasseljr 4 роки тому +47

    “I was only 9 years old...I loved shrek so much”

  • @GyaruRespecter
    @GyaruRespecter 4 роки тому +144

    The Aztec Empire hearing the gregorian chant in the distant ocean: *Why do I hear boss music?*

  • @JesterfaceBassplayer
    @JesterfaceBassplayer 4 роки тому +49

    Hol' up. The man was looking at a diadem-wearing bird.. And he was concerned that the stars were reflected in it?

    • @helpfulcomrade
      @helpfulcomrade 4 роки тому +15

      It was Tzeentch, man - stars being reflected meant a rift into the Warp was opened.

    • @realitatsfluchtsnc6452
      @realitatsfluchtsnc6452 4 роки тому +2

      I think he had a really bad trip on shrooms, i mean really ... listen to it ...

  • @harryflashman8996
    @harryflashman8996 4 роки тому +49

    I read “Historia verdadera de la conquista de la Nueva España” (The True History of the Conquest of New Spain) some years ago. Written by a contemporary conquistador, it has plenty of material for a future video I should imagine!

    • @Kretek
      @Kretek 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah, amazing book.

    • @thekid2389
      @thekid2389 4 роки тому +7

      Harry Flashman I would take it with a grain of salt. History is written by the victors and with that no shortage of embellishment.

    • @harryflashman8996
      @harryflashman8996 4 роки тому +3

      The Kid yeah, I’m aware. If I recall correctly, there’s a part where he describes an angel coming to visit the Spanish troops in their camp.
      It’s an interesting book nevertheless, and gives an insight into how the Spaniards felt in that strange land (which is what this channel is all about)

    • @thekid2389
      @thekid2389 4 роки тому +4

      Harry Flashman yeah that’s true. I think we can all agree though that the conquest had benefits and disadvantages. The pros being the end of sacrificial practices, the exchange of food, culture and the discovery of a new land. The cons being the destruction of many indigenous traditions and tribes altogether like the Taino. Slavery and the land stolen and injustices against the locals like rape etc.

    • @LordSeethe
      @LordSeethe 4 роки тому +3

      @@harryflashman8996 Things like this drive my curiosity up the wall. I wish so much I could go back in time and witness it all for myself; the good parts, the horrific parts, the boring parts, the exciting parts.
      What do you think he meant? Was he embellishing a good story he could later tell his children? Was she a beautiful Aztec spy sent to investigate their camp? Were they drunk? Hallucinating? Writing in metaphor? It burns my heart that we'll never truly know.
      When I die, the ONLY thing I want to ask God is for the gift to see all of human history with my own eyes.

  • @maximeblondeau7991
    @maximeblondeau7991 4 роки тому +22

    The spanish reaction is juste the pure definition of "going with the flow"

    • @dudett4
      @dudett4 3 роки тому +2

      “No pasa nadaaa”

    • @TheDNAGroup
      @TheDNAGroup 3 роки тому

      lol yooo, sincerely, Like we're enjoying these delicous ass guavas as the tear are still drying from when you murdered a couple people-- happily...Fuck it, what's next?

  • @cormacchesbrough3380
    @cormacchesbrough3380 4 роки тому +4

    This is your best one yet. Gripping. You manage to capture the fear and forboding very well. Keep doing these! Thank you

  • @syroco
    @syroco 4 роки тому +70

    western accounts of Siam

    • @boio_
      @boio_ 4 роки тому

      ohoboye

    • @exudeku
      @exudeku 4 роки тому

      @@boio_ *GG*

    • @FractalZero
      @FractalZero 4 роки тому

      What does this comment mean?

  • @Balthazare69
    @Balthazare69 4 роки тому +66

    And that was just the beginning... natives experienced a real epidemic catastrophe, according to some estimates, 90-95% died of various diseases...

    • @steviechampagne
      @steviechampagne 4 роки тому +13

      SpaceOrbison China is the source of 99% of all great global pandemics

    • @Balthazare69
      @Balthazare69 4 роки тому +6

      @@steviechampagne Not china, asia, because of biggest population, almost 4 billion

    • @el_naif
      @el_naif 4 роки тому +2

      That’s believed to have happened a few years before this meeting, since the flu and measles spread like gunpowder upon first arrival to the Americas.

    • @el_naif
      @el_naif 4 роки тому +1

      Sorry, I forgot about smallpox and "plague".

    • @survivortechharold6575
      @survivortechharold6575 4 роки тому

      no one knows that. These people were not disease free.

  • @mikek9491
    @mikek9491 4 роки тому +42

    When you consider these groups both spoke an entirely different language and Cortez wouldn't find an interpreter until later, you really have to wonder how much of this was due to miscommunication and assumption.
    The conversations were surely not as described, but instead were probably how the messengers interpreted the interaction. The Spanish likely interpreted it in a different way.

    • @bazzatheblue
      @bazzatheblue 4 роки тому +8

      Didnt Cortes find a Spaniard who had been enslaved by Mayans and spoke their language and also didnt he quickly employ Malinche to interpret from Mayan to Nahuatl.

    • @liammarshall-butler3384
      @liammarshall-butler3384 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah, Cortez had an interpreter before he got to Tenochtitlan

    • @calska140
      @calska140 3 роки тому +2

      They had an interpreter with them. The Spaniards knew of tenochtitlan it was the most populous city on earth at one point. They'd run into natives from the area further afield they'd just never been there

    • @Adrian-vy5vn
      @Adrian-vy5vn 3 роки тому +4

      @@bazzatheblue The fact that some randome spanish dude learned mayan by himself while enslaved is quite badass

    • @bazzatheblue
      @bazzatheblue 3 роки тому +4

      @@Adrian-vy5vn he must have been quite a clever chap.Didn't he have a pal who integrated with the locals and didn't want to go back in with his own kind too

  • @klutzendorf
    @klutzendorf 4 роки тому +40

    18:39
    Moctezuma: “It’s a family recipe”
    Cortés: “This is fucked up, you’re a sick man Moctezuma!”

    • @domagojvrsaljko6161
      @domagojvrsaljko6161 4 роки тому

      it's marissimo eeehhhh, it's a family recipyyy

    • @CampaignerSC
      @CampaignerSC 4 роки тому

      You know the Aztecs were fucked up when even the likes of Cortez was put off by it.

  • @firstnlastnamethe3rd771
    @firstnlastnamethe3rd771 4 роки тому +28

    Mexico is such an interesting & beautiful country. The food & drink. The art, music & people. The history, and the land.
    I wanna go there again, but there's a lot in the way, nowadays.

  • @Mike-gz4xn
    @Mike-gz4xn 4 роки тому +37

    Careful. There are those among us who wish to destroy or especially distort history. They hate direct sources, want to limit your access so only their interpretation is what is known. History is powerful.

    • @caiawlodarski5339
      @caiawlodarski5339 4 роки тому +1

      TF

    • @YiannissB.
      @YiannissB. 4 роки тому +1

      What???

    • @RojOdio
      @RojOdio 4 роки тому +3

      Miguel Leon-Portilla's Broken Spears isn't a direct source. It was written decades after the Conquest using accounts of Christianized natives.

    • @YiannissB.
      @YiannissB. 4 роки тому +1

      @@RojOdio to me it's as good as Herodotus

    • @RojOdio
      @RojOdio 4 роки тому +2

      @@YiannissB. There's a lot of scholarly work that goes into examining how Broken Spears is wrong on almost every level.
      Herodotus, on the other hand, makes the odd mistake here or there, but for the most part is substantiated by other reliable sources.

  • @Ivan.A.Churlyuski
    @Ivan.A.Churlyuski 4 роки тому +82

    I’m a white American and my mom and dad decided to give me the first name Montezuma.. I go by Monty.

    • @stephanieadlersfeld8713
      @stephanieadlersfeld8713 4 роки тому +27

      You poor child. That can't be totally easy...

    • @Oakeshott-ko8ig
      @Oakeshott-ko8ig 4 роки тому +4

      The supreme commander of the Allied forces of WWII was named Monty.

    • @rayreyes1878
      @rayreyes1878 4 роки тому +7

      That's kinda nutty.

    • @Ivan.A.Churlyuski
      @Ivan.A.Churlyuski 4 роки тому +7

      @@rayreyes1878 What can I say my grandparents named my mom Karen.

    • @rayreyes1878
      @rayreyes1878 4 роки тому

      @@Ivan.A.Churlyuski being named Karen has went unjustly south that it's Kool to be a Karen. Some badassery to it.

  • @jaysun2402
    @jaysun2402 4 роки тому +38

    Since you've moved onto the Americas, any chance you'll talk about St. Brendan's 5th century sail west from Ireland? It's moderately well documented and very interesting to see someone sail west so early in European history.

  • @almightyswizz
    @almightyswizz 4 роки тому +36

    Moctezuma, he was going through a midlife crisis at the wrong time, wasn’t focused on the well being of his people just depressed trying to make light of his situation. Cuauhtemoc should’ve been on the throne.

    • @jonnysith
      @jonnysith 4 роки тому +4

      He was, but it was too late by then.

    • @ineffablemars
      @ineffablemars 4 роки тому +2

      you talk about it like you were there

    • @liammarshall-butler3384
      @liammarshall-butler3384 4 роки тому

      After small pox got there I don't think it mattered much who was on the throne

    • @almightyswizz
      @almightyswizz 4 роки тому +1

      @@liammarshall-butler3384 I think had they taken defensive action from the start the Spanish could’ve been defeated, moctezuma made certain choices like to invite conquistadors into his city and many more that led to a Spanish Mexico... with a different leader/choices there would maybe still be an Aztec Mexico somewhere on the continent

    • @almightyswizz
      @almightyswizz 4 роки тому +1

      @@ineffablemars I read on it a lot it’s my favorite piece of history maybe I was there in a previous life

  • @robertsides3626
    @robertsides3626 4 роки тому +20

    Everyone gangsta, till the flaming ear of corn zips through the sky.

  • @appleicatpromax7069
    @appleicatpromax7069 2 роки тому +4

    One of my absolute favorite videos on the entire Internet. This was a beautifully emotional and descriptive telling of the early days of European colonization. The way you start it out with the prophecy is superb.
    If I'm being honest, this made me really want a historically adapted TV series out of this. Thee excellent writing in this video shows that it could definitely work.

  • @justinh2150
    @justinh2150 4 роки тому +47

    Man oh man, this reading was interesting when compared to those of Cortez, but the people in these comments.... They act like they know history yet blabber out the most stupid stuff that takes a few minutes of research. You'd expect if they were here, they would know more.

    • @jonnysith
      @jonnysith 4 роки тому +6

      The main thing they miss is the most important factor of the conquest. Disease brought by the Spaniards. Smallpox did the most crippling damage, not warfare. If it wasn't for the diseases history would be much much more different.

    • @______608
      @______608 4 роки тому

      True.

    • @amazinggrace5692
      @amazinggrace5692 4 роки тому

      Justin H I have to sheepishly admit, sometimes I read the comments for the enjoyment of the stupid blathering. #GuiltyPleasure

    • @goodaimshield1115
      @goodaimshield1115 4 роки тому

      @@jonnysith Not really. Disease also affected Spaniards' allies. The real difference was that most natives sided with the Spaniards.

  • @nobilesnovushomo58
    @nobilesnovushomo58 4 роки тому +37

    *Gives long dissertations of omens the Aztecs saw* “Ah, the Aztecs”
    *Gives example of man with no toes or ears, which had been removed.* “Oh, the Aztecs.”
    Not many people know that the Aztecs were somewhat brutal culturally.

    • @jacobjorgenson9285
      @jacobjorgenson9285 4 роки тому +2

      Everybody were brutes back then

    • @MrAaaaazzzzz00009999
      @MrAaaaazzzzz00009999 4 роки тому +8

      the fact that it was a warrior society, had systemized warfare with its neighbors, and indulged in human sacrifices should explain enough. but most people ignore all that and look at their pretty buildings.

    • @MrAaaaazzzzz00009999
      @MrAaaaazzzzz00009999 4 роки тому

      @@jacobjorgenson9285 only when compared to modern standards.

    • @NikovK
      @NikovK 4 роки тому +5

      "Somewhat". Didn't the Spaniards build a cathedral beside the site of a few hundred thousand human skulls from sacrifices in an effort to hasten the pagan dead up from Purgatory?

    • @MrAaaaazzzzz00009999
      @MrAaaaazzzzz00009999 4 роки тому

      @@NikovK yep. lots of churches were built ontop of or near aztec temples.

  • @KnialPiper
    @KnialPiper 4 роки тому +64

    Can you imagine seeing these aztecs killing each other in front of you as sacrifice

    • @vatolocosforever803
      @vatolocosforever803 4 роки тому +18

      People are still sacrificed but their sacrifice before they're even born.
      They are called abortions

    • @CampaignerSC
      @CampaignerSC 4 роки тому +20

      @@vatolocosforever803 Yeah man you gotta save those brainless tadpoles that can't feel any pain and can't even think any thoughts. Gotta let them live long enough to be born and be able to feel sensations, feel despair, and realize that life is meaningless before you let them die a painful death. Nice job watching out.

    • @vatolocosforever803
      @vatolocosforever803 4 роки тому +9

      @@CampaignerSC how do you know they don't feel nothing
      Where you aborted

    • @vatolocosforever803
      @vatolocosforever803 4 роки тому +1

      @@CampaignerSC are they not doing it too have a better life

    • @skeletonwar4445
      @skeletonwar4445 4 роки тому +2

      @@vatolocosforever803 Even *if* they can feel pain, that's still not a sacrifice...

  • @joops110
    @joops110 4 роки тому +1

    I'm so glad I found this channel. Pure GOLD!

  • @DeadlycheesePeople
    @DeadlycheesePeople 4 роки тому +119

    Hearing native american accounts of European first contact always makes me feel deeply for these people. To them it must have truly seemed as if their world was ending.

    • @goransvraka3171
      @goransvraka3171 4 роки тому +10

      I would love to go back in time and warn the Aztecs

    • @pizzapicante27
      @pizzapicante27 4 роки тому +23

      Nah, actual native accounts like Tezozomoc and Chimalpain tells us they werent particularly impressed, the first account Tezomoc writes down in Mexicayotl is, and I quote: "They wore dirty clothes that smell of excrement and wear weird comales on top of their heads".

    • @pizzapicante27
      @pizzapicante27 4 роки тому +15

      @@popcornchicken6750 Sure, but thats the problem, these arent "first accounts", most of the ones referenced in this video were made decades after the fact at best (in the case of Sahagun) and CENTURIES latter in the case of the "spaniard gods" case, they are more similar to what Clavijero wrote in Ancient History of Mexico in the 17th century (very good book, btw, but not a source for first accounts).
      Tezozomoc or Bernal del Castillo THEY were actually there, and their accounts do vary slightly, but not this much, Sahagun wasnt, worse he was actively lied at at times, so he isnt a source for first accounts either (very good source for other things).

    • @pizzapicante27
      @pizzapicante27 4 роки тому +9

      @Sgt. Giggle Mittens I wasnt aware the aztecs werent native americans, regardless there is no evidence to suggest Aztec influence reached that far north, that their religious customs were as recent as Leaf Erickson's voyage, that they had a myth about "white gods" to begin with or that a couple of washed out vikings resembled "gods" in any way (for starters the concept of "god" that far north doesnt account for human-like gods like the Greek pantheon, but rather totemic figures).
      Is there a study from a serious source to suggest otherwise.

    • @Armdfg
      @Armdfg 4 роки тому +1

      Their world DID, in fact, end.

  • @jonnysith
    @jonnysith 4 роки тому +63

    the omens at the beginning sounds like they saw an alien spaceship.

    • @LBPBumout
      @LBPBumout 4 роки тому +4

      Mark and it seems that maybe they were even contacted in some way. That black bird with the diadem that has a “mirror” on it is odd. Unless I misinterpreted what it said it seems like there was some type of screen and that they were telling the Aztecs that these Spaniards/Europeans were coming to “replace” them in the Americas. Which, as we now know, is exactly what would happen.

    • @thekid2389
      @thekid2389 4 роки тому +6

      LBPBumout I just hate how people comment about us as if we were dumb. We called guns thunder sticks and boats towers or floating mountains because how tf are we suppose to have known what that stuff was I’m sure if we were contacted by aliens we would call some of their tech by the wrong name. Anyways maybe yeah we were contacted. Native Americans have always had contact with the voices with no bodies, the lights in the skies.

    • @Sabrowsky
      @Sabrowsky 4 роки тому +7

      Dunno man, that kinda sounded like a comet to me

    • @L30NARDO72
      @L30NARDO72 4 роки тому

      Even aliens coming down, yes, we were contacted by aliens

    • @wyliegriffith80
      @wyliegriffith80 4 роки тому +4

      those omens were probably written in after the fact

  • @asielnorton345
    @asielnorton345 4 роки тому +53

    The title of this video is misleading. These are the writings of a catholic missionary. Not the Aztecs. The Spanish destroyed virtually all the Aztec writing. So we really don’t know what they thought or experienced.

    • @ogrehaslayers605
      @ogrehaslayers605 4 роки тому +2

      Asiel Norton carvings of glyphs in actual stone.

    • @josemanueld5413
      @josemanueld5413 4 роки тому +2

      Learn before talking bro

    • @Sforza1987
      @Sforza1987 4 роки тому +7

      They didn't even had writings. But go on with your anti-spanish hate.

    • @beverlybalius9303
      @beverlybalius9303 4 роки тому

      Asiel Norton I don’t think they have much accounts from the natives, some but probably not much if any on the meeting of cultures.

    • @asielnorton345
      @asielnorton345 4 роки тому +23

      Sforza1987 you have no idea what you’re talking about. Of course they have writing. We have samples of it. The only writing that survived was literally carved on their buildings and rock. Anything and everything that could’ve been burned and destroyed was. Which is obviously the vast majority of everything they thought and wrote. The only bit of indigenous ideas that survive come to us in hidden writings like the popol vuh, that were hidden literally bc the Spanish were destroying everything.