Why are you nagging me so much? Did I ever harm you? 🤔 You can't even understand a simple thing and it will ruin the fun if I tried to explain it to you. I'm here to enjoy and have fun. Please don't spoil it.
+kenli jini Dude, just ignore the fucker already. I was in a whole different video where I was joking with/about something and someone just like this douche were picking on me for their lack of sense of humor. Just ignore him.
For real? They give me anxiety, and I know a girl exactly like that in real life...i shudder at the thought of being around her for more than a few mins, let alone (god forbid) having to be her boyfriend.
I'm glad I read the comments for stupidity nuggets like this. I think u help me see the world in a stupider away and Iputs stupid smile on my face as I descent to retardatiob
@@jbri1 bro, are you even able to see the comment i was originally replying to? you’re fighting demons if you think im replying to the main comment that started this comment thread. the person i replied to deleted their comment.. you’re the mental one bud😭😂🙏
Kryptonite dude calm down it’s just a character. calling it a “he” is not end of the world. The person acting is a male if you haven’t realised so she’s has right to call it a “he”. I do that a lot with male characters acting like a woman.
George Zaharia Would be funny, but i'm pretty sure its "Sir" and not "Siri". She says "Siri" waaaaay too different when she wants "her" to call Andre. And wtf.. did you just seriously explained me what Siri is? Ok, then i explain you what Subtitles are. Subtitles, you know .. klick on Settings.. Settings.. in the Vid.. Subtitles.. you know.. go on Subtitles.. choose English.. English.. the Language..then read Subtitle at that Point of the Sketch.. Sketch.. the Vid..see whats been said... its even funnier :))) ....
after watching this....yea...just realized my DAUGHTER is MEEGAN. To all of society, you have my sincerest apologies. Edit: judging from the comments, I see there's quite a few people that didn't/don't understand I was kidding 🤦
I feel sorry for anyone who knows a Meegan😂 Also Key was hilarious, he does awkward moments so well. Everyone always comment about Peele, but Key provides the perfect atmosphere for Peele to do his thing. Love both their creativity❤️
What are you talking about? People talk about Key as well, it's just this sketch is centered aroung Peele's character, that's all. NO, Key does NOT just ''provide the atmosphere'', he does his thing too, in many sketches HE is the ''weird'' one. Key is there not just to ''provide'' something for someone, they are equal partners who shine EQUALLY🙄Did you not watch other sketches to give such a backhanded ''compliment''?
I forget almost COMPLETELY that Meegan is Jordan lmaoooooooo "I'm not talking to you sir I'm talking to my BOYfriend" 'Meegan its me!' lmaoooooo man I'm so dead
Lord help me! I started laughing right from the start. When Meegan started calling out Andre's name loudly. I think I got some cracked ribs. How tf could the crowd in the theatre not burst out laughing?
Haha!! Andre should have IMMEDIATELY left the theatre!! It's a hard lesson for her to learn but that is what Uber is for -- you act a fool in public, you will be left standing alone!!
Just started watching Key and Peele, but I got to say this is my best episode. Can't stop laugh especially when she keep on calling his name Andre, Andre..... Lmao
This is my favorite Andre & Megan sketch, and definitely in the top 5 K&P sketches of all time. I love the way it perfectly skewers self centeredness / selfishness.
Jordan is so convincing that I have secondhand embarrassment 😂
hi dear can we make friend
And big yits.
I knooowww! Makes me cringe for Andre! 🤣
Lmao, right!
Angelique Skyë me tooooo hahaha
she found projector room but she didnt find bathroom...lol
lolololol great point, too funny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
She lied to him about the delay in coming back.
Well girls are dumb sometimes.
Leekha 😂😂😂😂😂
she thought that guy to be director and had a casting couch right back there. she is a bitch cheating my innocent brother !!!
"500 Days of Meegan" would be good for horror movie title
lmfao yes
50 would be enough! 😖
That means would be in hell. I have over 15,000 days with my blood sucking Meegan. I Must stay strong.
I
This made my day🤣🤣🤣
"I'm behind you,turn around" *makes full turn*
*FUCK FUCK FUCK*
@@smikael4003 09 the_house
That part got me ..i bust out laughing from his reaction
Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon😂
Full on 360 turn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
"Why would you go back to where you were before???" 😂most underrated line
Finally someone who agrees lol
I’m with you!
Yup
Facts😂😂😂😂
So true
This is one of the most hatable characters ever created
How about Janice from friends?
@@majed8192 SNL sucks compared to key and peele even just by virtue that they have a laugh track
actually in human existence
How about Abby from TLOU2?
Ya its great
Starting a support group for those of us who've dated a Meegan.
I dated a girl who makes Meegan look like an amateur.
@@mvf80 it must have been that bad huh?
@@mvf80 you have my condolences, brother..
Art Vandelay did you and dr van nostrand go on a double date?
Drillosophy 101 sign me up 😂😂😂
Lord bless me with Andre's patience 🙆
Moto: Stay positive
Chill out dude this is just a sketch. Obviously I was just referring to his patience not his decisions! No one wants to get eaten by a Lion. 😂
Ignore that asshat with the lack of sense of humor...
Why are you nagging me so much? Did I ever harm you? 🤔 You can't even understand a simple thing and it will ruin the fun if I tried to explain it to you. I'm here to enjoy and have fun. Please don't spoil it.
+kenli jini Dude, just ignore the fucker already. I was in a whole different video where I was joking with/about something and someone just like this douche were picking on me for their lack of sense of humor. Just ignore him.
I love how they're directing their anger at him instead of the girl in front of the movie screen 😂
Yup, Andre always has to suffer for Meegan's self centeredness.
I guess they thought he could control her,
But they really horribly mistaken 😂
" Ok im gunna turn around " *does 360* im dead bruhh 💀
Publix_ Juan No doubt I think I scared my dog laughing when that happened!
'FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.'
Damn
I know that one floored me.
NeoEpicureanism Stop yelling at meeee
I live for Andre Meegan sketches.
Moon Child I can't stop watching Andre Meegan sketches.
Moon Child YASSS!!!😁💯
Moon Child true
For real? They give me anxiety, and I know a girl exactly like that in real life...i shudder at the thought of being around her for more than a few mins, let alone (god forbid) having to be her boyfriend.
Moon Child me too😂😂😂
“Andre?”
“Megan!”
The new Marco Polo
This made me laugh hard lol
Ashleigh Cummings 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahah
😂😂😂
Her female head on the projector and male Jordan on the screen...brilliant!
GENIUSSSSSSNEEESSSS
I'm glad I read the comments for stupidity nuggets like this. I think u help me see the world in a stupider away and Iputs stupid smile on my face as I descent to retardatiob
@@Mynipplesmychoice have you sustained a head injury or had a stroke in the last 10 minutes??
@@Marcus-uk5ng no but the Wayans brothers are so much funnier, in living color destroys this turd of a show!
Not really. Calm down
'SCUSE ME
'SCUSE ME
'SCUSE ME
'SCUSE ME
AAAAAAAND
'SCUSE ME
that scuse me had me dying
Such a loud as bitch she gets under my skin lol, I get she’s trying be respectful but totally on the contrary
Don’t ssshhh me!!!
Lololl🤣😂
*ANDRE*
The audience barely reacts to Meghans outburst. but everything Andre does disrupts them. It's hilarious 😂
@levichicwown9760 it’s not that deep. it’s literally just funnier that he’s embarrassed about her being so loud but he’s the only one disrupting them
@@bog4543 it is that deep because this happens in real life and that's why it's funny
@@bog4543 i don't think the original poster thought it was 'deep' either, are you mental?
@@jbri1 bro, are you even able to see the comment i was originally replying to? you’re fighting demons if you think im replying to the main comment that started this comment thread. the person i replied to deleted their comment.. you’re the mental one bud😭😂🙏
I died when she said "ANDRE" in that guys ear 😂😂
meegan identifies as a female, sir
Lol yess
She
Kryptonite dude calm down it’s just a character. calling it a “he” is not end of the world. The person acting is a male if you haven’t realised so she’s has right to call it a “he”. I do that a lot with male characters acting like a woman.
mindie inostroza hey i really think ur cute .... message me 3233926966 so we can get to know each other
"OMG...did you just hang up on me?" - "yes!" - "not talking to you sir.. talking to my boyfriend"
That happened when I read this XD
siri .... she was talking with siri...the apple app .... not sir... siri .... its even funnier :)))
Janey Casket wow same!chances of that!
George Zaharia Would be funny, but i'm pretty sure its "Sir" and not "Siri". She says "Siri" waaaaay too different when she wants "her" to call Andre. And wtf.. did you just seriously explained me what Siri is? Ok, then i explain you what Subtitles are. Subtitles, you know .. klick on Settings.. Settings.. in the Vid.. Subtitles.. you know.. go on Subtitles.. choose English.. English.. the Language..then read Subtitle at that Point of the Sketch.. Sketch.. the Vid..see whats been said... its even funnier :))) ....
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Meegan is just an excuse for Jordan to dress up and act as one of the Kardashian’s.
Living full fantasy
You are so bad 😂😂
Holy shhhh. I did NOT realize the similarities until I read your comment. So right on!
Probably Kourtney Kardashian😂😂😂
Lmbo they probably do act like this for real.
Anyone else pause the video at the end before it plays the next one so they can read the comments?
OMG...yesss
ALL. THE. TIME!
i did
Tom the GOAT got my autoplay turned off
lol, if you just scroll down it wont load the other video, dumbass
"why would you go back to where you were before?!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I DIEDDDDDD AT THAT
So wait we are going to ignore the fact Peele is staring in the movie they are watching lol😅
Yeah right how does nobody else notices that 😂
The comment I’ve been searching for.
I only see Andre and Meegan 😂
@@mosarayntsalong6547 Look at the movie screen and you'll see Jordan in a tux! :D
I noticed that. Not sure why they had that.
(turns subtitles on)
Meegan, Andre, Meegan, Andre, Meegan, Andre, Meegan, Andre, Meegan, Andre, Meegan, Andre, Meegan, Andre, Meegan, Andre, Meegan, Andre,
Narutoooooooo
Sasukeeeeeeee 🗣️
"Why would you go back to where you were?"
You forgot
'scuse me
😂🤣😅😅🤣😂😂😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣
*”I couldn’t find the bathroom”* 😂
Tyra V and then sipping the drink😂
Tyra V how do you get the words to be bold print
Robert Chaney put asterisks before and after the words you want to bold
Tyra V Tyra fuck meee
*ok*
“Okay, I’m gonna turn around.” *makes a full 360 turn*
“Fuck
Fuck
Fuck!!”
I CRIED
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@blakelejeune368 stop yellin at me 😫😫😫
Peele is so convincing that my blood pressure is going up.
When meegans head popped up on the projector, I died!!😂
zig-zag me too. Lmao
😂😂😂
When she said she couldn't find the bathroom I died. 😂
I shouldn't be eating watching this, that part made me spat my food..😵
😂😂😂😂
“Get off me mr director” that part 😂😂😂😂😂
I died🤣
Why is the director on her?? Why would he have been there? Megan is a certifiable lunatic. RUN AWAY SWIFTLY 😂😂😂
I wanted to know what the movie was about
Jordan is lowkey playing a double role in this skit.
Hakunama Tata him as Megan n the movie on the screen
why you hating nigga? let him comment
Hakunama Tata I was wondering if it was a real movie that he was in, that I didnt know about lol.
You can't 'lowkey' perform a verb, you can only use 'lowkey' to in the case of adjectives. For example, "you are low-key stupid".
I think you should lowkey consult a dictionary.
Andre: MEGAN HAVE YOU HAD A STROKE OR SUSTAINED A HEAD INJURY IN THE LAST TEN MINUTES!?
Meagan : WhAt dO YoU MeAn By ThAt ?
Me:😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
_I heard Meegan's voice inside my head when I read your comment!_
Was about to write the same, then I thought let's check the comments first 😂😂
How does this comment have so many likes when it misspells Meegan twice in two different ways
I love how peele said what do you mean by that? It was so funny!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Peele deserves an Emmy. He’s mastered the art of acting. Genius!
So does Key, they are BOTH masters and geniuses.
"He's not the director..."
such a small part but those little goofy lines add to their humor
I love that he thinks the most important thing at that moment is to correct her about the director.
THANK YOU😂😂😂😂😂 this is my most favourite part about this😂😂😂😂
after watching this....yea...just realized my DAUGHTER is MEEGAN. To all of society, you have my sincerest apologies.
Edit: judging from the comments, I see there's quite a few people that didn't/don't understand I was kidding 🤦
lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
its not too late!
Officer doofy got a daughter?
Damn you fool, why did you create such a monster? lol
When her head popped up on the movie I lost it 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao! "NO, you get out of here" that killed me with her fat ass head on the screen.
Lala Me too.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And peele was in the movie as her head popped up...timing
How the background audience are able to keep a straight face is beyond me.........
Meegan get out the projection booth.
That part kills me.
lookin for u :)
“I couldn’t find the bathroom”... casually sips drink 😂
Meegan sounds like every kind of popular girl at school
dnes sedun what kind of school you go to where girls that are popular be sounding like that ?
No, she sounds like every white girl.
Not this white girl, thx!
@@Sundertje wow, you should meet more people
@@Sundertje 😂😂😂
"You Shush I'm Looking For My Boyfriend" 🤣🤣🤣
My favorite part😂
No you get out of here I'm looking for my boyfriend 😂
Someone should've shown her the exit and say I saw him leave this way.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏾
🤣😂😂😅😂🤣🤣Yep
*This might be the funniest skit they ever done because this situation is so real.*
🤣🤣🤣
She's so extra, I kinda like her ass.
@@TheJahudson down cataclysmic.
@@RuthwikRao Don't throw such words around.
"Meegan, have you sustained a head injury or had a stroke in the last ten minutes?" best part!!!
I would like your comment but I like it to stay 400
I like the way how Meegan says "Don't sshh me!"
TheFikri136 literally what you’d imagine a basic chick as. This is great! 🤣
I literally watch this over and over! It never gets old 😂🤣
Same here
Same... wish they did a movie.... it would be epic.
"Andre"
"Meegan"
"Andre"
"Meegan"
"Andre"
"Meegan"
"Andre"
"Meegan"
LMAOOOO
RichToo Dope that part had me WEAKKKKK
I was waiting for Marco Polo xD
Somebody should make a remix out of it.
I died😂
Atleast we now know they didnt die in the desert, trying to give her jacket back
Scotty ToHotty Every other Meegan skit is a prequel to that.
But it’s her jacket tho!
They did die, Andre went to hell. This is what hell looks like.
looooooooooooooooooool , that one is one of the best thing i ever seen xD fighting megans battles, i almost died. god bless them
This is the reason why she left her jacket
I feel sorry for anyone who knows a Meegan😂 Also Key was hilarious, he does awkward moments so well. Everyone always comment about Peele, but Key provides the perfect atmosphere for Peele to do his thing. Love both their creativity❤️
They both do their thing
What are you talking about? People talk about Key as well, it's just this sketch is centered aroung Peele's character, that's all. NO, Key does NOT just ''provide the atmosphere'', he does his thing too, in many sketches HE is the ''weird'' one. Key is there not just to ''provide'' something for someone, they are equal partners who shine EQUALLY🙄Did you not watch other sketches to give such a backhanded ''compliment''?
"Sir I have to piss and I have to shit". Who remembered that skit
Turbulence...
one of their best
You’re screaming in my face
Me
little jacob hahahahhahaha me😂😂😊
“Siri call Andre”🤦🏽♀️
It's a crime this only has 4 million views.
RayJ-HT honestly
I'm glad all those people haven't been subjected to viewing this nightmare 😂
"No u get out of here i can go wherever i want im looking for my boyfriend!!" 🤣🤣😂😂
Dae D 😭😭😭😭😭
😵
🤣🤣🤣🤣LMFAO
I want a Meagan and Andre show
**movie
Show would be better, lasts longer than a movie
I like how considerate Andre is despite looking and sounding like a stereotypical jock
"Why'd you go back to where you were before?!"
Had me rolling 😂🤣🤣
2:21
"Ah! The light's in my eyes!"
and then,
Duplicate of me was projected on the screen.
CON-SE-QUEN-SES
What is this? A crossover episode?
When she says "Andre!" it's like some horrible bird of prey. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Frickin lost it at 2:03 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😯 "AAAAAHHH THE LIGHT'S IN MY EEEEEYES..." OMG that voice💀💀💀💀💀
Ikr! I laughed so hard I farted at that part!
(*2:20*)
We need more of Meegan and Andre !!!! XD bring it back!
I forget almost COMPLETELY that Meegan is Jordan lmaoooooooo "I'm not talking to you sir I'm talking to my BOYfriend" 'Meegan its me!' lmaoooooo man I'm so dead
Feels so good to see them back
they aren't back
Moustafa Mohsen why?
No back you just missed a skit
Correction: we missed a skit because cc just released.
Molag Bal oh, ok. In that case, I’m hoping I come across many other such new skits for me
Thomas Chacko bro watch the show. Only like half the skits r oh UA-cam
Lord help me! I started laughing right from the start. When Meegan started calling out Andre's name loudly. I think I got some cracked ribs. How tf could the crowd in the theatre not burst out laughing?
0:56 all up in that man's face yelling ANDRE lmmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooo 🤣 🤣🤣 🤣
So true!!! 😂
His female accent is amazing!
I want a guy with Andre's patience lol
Rishvi Ashraf you bitch
You clearly don't deserve that guy
If you be like Meegan, I'm gonna burn your shoes, your dresses and break all your fashionable accessories.
You shouldn't do this. What...
They're call Simps
Notice how Andre is already facepalming in the beginning before anything happens... it's like he knows embarrassment is coming.
This was so frustrating to watch. So damn annoying lol
Lol same
@@agresivemartinformerlyagre1850 What?
Andre
Haha!! Andre should have IMMEDIATELY left the theatre!! It's a hard lesson for her to learn but that is what Uber is for -- you act a fool in public, you will be left standing alone!!
Its a skit
I love how she's so self-involved that she's not even watching the movie in the beginning 😂 so accurate.
“No you get out of here I can go wherever I want: Im looking for my boyfriend “😂😂😂
That movie they're watching goes hard!
I wish it was real, but is it one of their skits?
Coco Puff I wonder what's that wedding skit, I bet it is hilarious. I always feel like they are hiding the best from youtube users
Just started watching Key and Peele, but I got to say this is my best episode. Can't stop laugh especially when she keep on calling his name Andre, Andre..... Lmao
Is the movie they're watching an existing skit of theirs?
CheesecakeLasagna theirs
CheesecakeLasagna Multiple
CheesecakeLasagna YES
Yes
yep
Siri call Andre.. 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏. I FLATLINED..😵😂
Why is nobody talking about how he was Meegan in the theater but also the groom on the screen?
😂 I laughed so hard
omg was looking for this comment. That was hilarious!!
Scroll 👆
These guys are freaking hilarious!
Meegan is a living tumour
Or perhaps cancer
This is painful to watch man
This is my mom when shes going to find me
Lmao my mom use to be like that towards my brother's. Smh lol
hahahahhaa
Shut up Jungkook
@James Furey shut it bitch. I wasnt talking to you.
women and their ego.. lethal combo
"Andre! Andre! Andre? Andre! Andre!"
No. It's " Un-draaaaay"... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i'm still trying wrap my head around the fact that "meegan" is nominated for an OSCAR. XD
This is my favorite Andre & Megan sketch, and definitely in the top 5 K&P sketches of all time. I love the way it perfectly skewers self centeredness / selfishness.
"Who thinks like that?!"
Like who does that?!
Unfortunately they are not back 😥. I actually saw this skit way back, I actually am curious as to why I never saw it again until now. 😂
For Valentine, maybe?
They deleted a lot of skits
Wonwoo's.Wife. Wannabe there were certain ones not on UA-cam.. I have been searching for this one for a very long time.
Haha this stressed me out just watching.
André, you may be a fictional character, but I feel for you.
I can't stop laughing! This video is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
I think that this is the funniest skit they’ve ever done😂😂
2:44 "I didn't find the bathroom"
*slurps* 😭
Me and my boyfriend be cracking up on these skits my side be hurting.🤣
Ashley Mitchell I died laughing
I think you mean you and your boyfriend were cracking up and that your sides were hurting jesus christ God help your boyfriend
Justin Melton your*
Justin Melton No (:. Before correcting someone fix yourself
Justin Melton plus I noticed you edited! So there 🤗
Never getting over how beautiful he is as a woman
Yasss
Come on, seriously?
I think he's wonderfully beautiful as both, man and woman
Right 😭😭😭😂
Again... Tf? It isn’t REAL He’s a man can’t fight that
The way he shouts "Meegan get out of the projection booth!" and then tried to hide it has me dead 😂
😂😂😂😂 “ I’m gonna turn around” does a 360
Meegan. Every man's treasure. Do bury in a deep deeeep hole.
Amun-Ra g
It was a bad idea to try to eat while watching this. Almost choked a few times.
The part where meegans head covers the screen and she tells andre kills me everytime
This is my favorite youtube couple
That girl did a whole
360😂😂😂😂
"You 'shhhhh'.... I'm looking for my boyfriend"! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's boyfriennnnnnnd.
The part after ''meegan's'' 360 is hilarious!
I love Peele as a girl he's so cute &hilarious🤣🤣🤣
Why does Meegan sound like the Kardashians? Hahaha!
*Bitches*
NOOICE
Nooice
Nooice
NOoicee
Im just nooicing your Nooice
Nooice
"Meegan, have you sustained a head injury or had a stroke in the last ten minutes?" LOL!!!
“gEt OfF oF Me mR. dIrEcToR”