The officer: How much money do you carry with you Miko: One week. The officer: Oh ok I see. I see. You don't understand huh. Miko: ***** hotel. The officer: It's fine you don't have to say anythi-- Miko: Vacation.
Lmao that reminds me of a joke these two legendary but have already passed away group of stand up comedians told. For context they're Filipino stand up going to Rome to do a stand up comedy for the Filipino community there. And the first comedian was told to do nothing cause the joke was he doesn't know English. But being stubborn he went and lined up for them instead. First Comedian: I was in the immigration line, there were 2 other people before me, First was British, Second was American, and I was the third so I listened. First Comedian: When the British came up the immigration officer asked: "Will you stay here for long sir?" The American replied: "I'm afraid not". First Comedian: Then the American person's turn, he said, "I'm afraid so." First Comedian: And there was me the 3rd in line, the immigration asked: "Are going stay here for long sir?" First Comedian: My reply? Second Comedian: What was your reply? First Comedian: "I'M NOT AFRAID!" Second Comedian: Ah shit. Of course it's not word for word translation of the whole interaction cause that will be hard since they're using words that don't really have any English equivalent during that joke.
Tbh yelling “freedom lady” probably would’ve gotten her a free pass to go on through. When coming to Seattle, we taught my mom to say “Go Hawks!” if anything went wrong.
As expected, Miko pulled the Arnold Schwarzenegger move from the airport scene in Total Recall. "Are you carrying any fruits or vegetables?" "Two weeks." I can only assume she was also wearing an animatronic head. As she said, she is a Hollywood star.
Now I want a video of Miko voicing that one scene in the first Total Recall movie where Arnold is in disguise and trying to get past the officers at the space port. "Two weeks!"
"hey moona!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok come on!!!!!!! hammer no pan diamond get ok!!!! no jork!!!!!" *Moona:* "She said she wants me to craft a diamond hammer." "yesssss very naisu thank u mooonaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I have been to Japan four times. There is a separate line for Japanese citizens "returning to their homeland" from foreign visitors at the immigration area of both Narita and Haneda Airports in Tokyo. I cannot say if the same is true for other Japanese airports with international passengers flight services like Kansai Airport in Osaka, Chubu Centrair Airport near Nagoya, Fukuoka Airport, etc. I also know that at JFK Airport, which is in New York City, there is a separate line for American citizens and Canadian visitors at the cramped immigration area in Terminal 7. When I returned from my trip from Singapore in late 2022, there was no such line at Newark Liberty International Airport (the closest airport with intercontinental services to Manhattan).
Also I've found they either speak English, will read off an English script, or point to a sign in English at immigration. English is the lingua franca so it works in our favor when going to foreign countries, usually. Meanwhile Japanese is really only spoken in Japan... So yeah no wonder US customs officers don't speak it. But I'd imagine LAX would have a few translators if they really needed one.
@@lostinthemeta9266 Yup went through a few months ago, not a single word was uttered. On the flip side, they got more personal info on me than the US government now with those facial recognition scanners and electronic fingerprints.
HK Immigration literally said: how long will you stay? I said one week and showed him my ticket and passport. He was reviewing and then stamped my passport in.@@thevictor390
I hope someone is actually willing to translate the whole stream because im genuinely curious to know every single shenanigan that went through in their trip 😂
Flare and Lui are the responsible adults, keeping everything in track, korone is the older sister who needs some help but mostly has no issues, Miko is the little sister who is always getting in trouble and always needs help
@@fishbiter9409Either you could be joking, or being genuine, but "Sasuga" is a Japanese term roughly translating to "as expected of" or "That's the ___ we know" meaning that this is something you'd expect Miko to do.
could be for "overseas" or english speaking fans, since they're in california, saying english words, hollywood star and dattebayo, which isn't an actual Japanese word, or just korosans brain.
"She can't speak English, so keep an eye on her" Well, well, well, He didn't know that she managed to go to Liberty statue and just like not every English speaker manage to understand Shakespearean, it's understandable that he didn't know Elite English.
Shakespeare is meant to seen and heard, not read. When it is performed by proper actors, it is very easy to understand for english speakers. The problem is most people's experience with Shakespeare is reading round robin in a high school classroom with a bunch of shy acne covered teens whose voices are squeaking and just all around awkward. Go support your local theatre troupe.
The key is to look bored and relaxed. If you have that down sometimes they don’t even ask questions. I went through Japanese, Dutch, German, swiss, and American customs a bunch of times this year. I never got questioned more then the normal 2, why/where and how long. I also used mobile entry for the states a few times which is literally nonverbal. Think the swiss my first time this year was the hardest but literally just one extra question which was what do you do for work. When I said engineer he just nodded and stamped. My worst ever was in high school coming back from Ireland. It wasn’t customs though it was Irish TSA. I was threatened with being arrested because I pointed at my bag when they were checking it. I was on no sleep and fighting the worst food poisoning of my life so I honestly can’t remember much of it.
The US border seems to be just terrible in every way, citizen or not. I remember an old inrangeTV video about them traveling to finland via sweden for a shooting competition, and every non-US border was a breeze compared to the US. Returning back home they were essentially treated as suspected terrorists with the invasive and terrible digging the security did.
Thank God Lui speaks pretty good english. From a few clips I think she is moderately well travelled as well. Perhaps she has done some travelling for work at one point.
Yeah, this is why I am very glad my trip to japan just had me fill out a card and hand it to the customs guy, or I would have very much had to try to flex my elite nihongo and I am fairly sure that would have ended poorly.
Immigration officers are such a coin flip. Most of them ask 2 or 3 questions, then I had the one when I arrived in New Jersey that asked me around 10 questions. To say my anxiety was peaking cannot be understated, I thought I said something wrong to ask that many questions lol But nah, most immigration officers are fine, mostly bored out their minds.
Heeehh i guess lui-san is really a quite dependable hololive talent she seems to be able speak english properly and also can understand the sentence properly.
Lui: She can't speak English, so keep an eye on her. - A few moments later - Man with fancy suit: Are you my mail ordered bride? Miko: One week. Man with fancy suit: I guess I did bring you here for a week. Where should we visit first? Miko: Pi*** Hotel Man with fancy suit: Cutting straight to the point aren't we? Don't worry you'll be on cloud nine soon. Miko: Vacation.
Immigration officer: "She sent papers, you know? Not just the legal kind, but a sloppy handwritten note written on the back of a Target receipt. Said that she's confused and hurt and the dog needs his mama and blah blah blah. As if it would've been any less sincere through a careless text message. My life is a joke. I sit here, and people from all over the world come to see it for themselves. They come to laugh at it. To laugh at me." Miko: "One week."
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Handsome Onisan: "She can't speak English, so keep an eye on her."
Lui: "Well, she can't speak Japanese either, so we'll do our best."
It's undersrable because her first language is Mikoish
Aka: *ELITE*
Immigration officer: I recognize that voice, are you Sakura Miko?
Miko: One week
Its almost the same as the 'Total Recall' Mars Airport scene
Sakuya Miklo
Mika and Mike, classic power couple
(Sweats in Elite)
@@Dogbold-Ruenow I imagine Miko "human" mask opened, and reveal real Miko face. Nye!
The officer: How much money do you carry with you
Miko: One week.
The officer: Oh ok I see. I see. You don't understand huh.
Miko: ***** hotel.
The officer: It's fine you don't have to say anythi--
Miko: Vacation.
is the officer hansamu?
@@Teddyponsel2626 The officer name is in fact Han Samu
@@nietzchan mmm yes
@@nietzchan damn, he sounds pretty cool~
IO: naho'ne
Immigration Officer: "How much money did you bring?"
Elite Miko: "One Week."
Me: "She's not wrong. That's one way to answer that."
That's what I was thinking.
"Enough for one week? Damn, that's a lot"
Yeah.. One week worth of 1million USD 😅
Lmao that reminds me of a joke these two legendary but have already passed away group of stand up comedians told. For context they're Filipino stand up going to Rome to do a stand up comedy for the Filipino community there. And the first comedian was told to do nothing cause the joke was he doesn't know English. But being stubborn he went and lined up for them instead.
First Comedian: I was in the immigration line, there were 2 other people before me, First was British, Second was American, and I was the third so I listened.
First Comedian: When the British came up the immigration officer asked: "Will you stay here for long sir?" The American replied: "I'm afraid not".
First Comedian: Then the American person's turn, he said, "I'm afraid so."
First Comedian: And there was me the 3rd in line, the immigration asked: "Are going stay here for long sir?"
First Comedian: My reply?
Second Comedian: What was your reply?
First Comedian: "I'M NOT AFRAID!"
Second Comedian: Ah shit.
Of course it's not word for word translation of the whole interaction cause that will be hard since they're using words that don't really have any English equivalent during that joke.
Yeah. That's the same as asking "How far is it to _?" and receiving "About an hour on foot."... kinda. XD
She Finally set foot on Los Santos. Truly an Elite Move
On the permadeath server no less.
@DinnerForkTongue That is such a cursed way of putting it😂
She can finally tell them to stay home
Miko is Los Santos.
But did she ask people to see the Freedom Lady?
Somebody needs to animate this _immediately._
Bump
Dudul doko
Techitechimanbo did, and it was great.
Korone, like a true dog, just looks happy to be there lmao
Well, Korone is a well known westaboo. She probably was pretty excited about the whole trip.
I don't see Korome here, only Naruto
Well at least Lui was there. Otherwise Miko might still be stuck in immigration
Deported 🤣
maybe there will be an announcement of missing baby 🤣
"I don't know, sir, she just keeps saying 'freedom lady' over and over again!"
@@dr.professor5229"sounds like an extremist. Lock her up"
Stuck there for one week
Thank god Lui nee is there to take care of the babies
And the family dog.
Mikochi! You still have other vocabularies deck, remember!
Freedom lady! Free America together!
don't forget : FAQ IS LOVE!!!!
Butterfly, pata pata
Stay home!
also the certified gamer word
Tbh yelling “freedom lady” probably would’ve gotten her a free pass to go on through.
When coming to Seattle, we taught my mom to say “Go Hawks!” if anything went wrong.
Immigration guy didn't just get to meet the real Elite Miko, he was also referred to as Handsome Onisan by both Lui and Miko.
As expected, Miko pulled the Arnold Schwarzenegger move from the airport scene in Total Recall.
"Are you carrying any fruits or vegetables?"
"Two weeks."
I can only assume she was also wearing an animatronic head. As she said, she is a Hollywood star.
And that head is also rigged with pyrotechnic explosives
Of course you need to keep an eye on your baby at anytime when you go overseas. Sasuga Erito Engirisu.
Now I want a video of Miko voicing that one scene in the first Total Recall movie where Arnold is in disguise and trying to get past the officers at the space port. "Two weeks!"
YES!!
"Two weeks..."
"Pardon?"
"Twwoooo wEEEEeeekss!"
Then Michael Ironside shows up.
*"Quaid..."*
"Get ready for a SURPRISE!"
I imagine she threw Miko face mask that says Nye
@@JJMDude I shoulda stayed home.
YES!!!!
And instead of the head saying "Get ready for a surprise," replace it with "FAQ!!!!"
Miko really went full Total Recall at Immigration
All immigration officers should have an elite en lesson with Moona. That girl can decipher what her jp senpais are saying
God Moona🤣
"hey moona!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok come on!!!!!!! hammer no pan diamond get ok!!!! no jork!!!!!"
*Moona:* "She said she wants me to craft a diamond hammer."
"yesssss very naisu thank u mooonaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!"
@@Longknife I can hear their voices 🤣
"Onburibabaow!"
"Ah yes senpai, it is unbelievable!"
Link? @@Longknife
I'm just surprised she didn't have the same issue on the way back once in Japan
I have been to Japan four times. There is a separate line for Japanese citizens "returning to their homeland" from foreign visitors at the immigration area of both Narita and Haneda Airports in Tokyo. I cannot say if the same is true for other Japanese airports with international passengers flight services like Kansai Airport in Osaka, Chubu Centrair Airport near Nagoya, Fukuoka Airport, etc.
I also know that at JFK Airport, which is in New York City, there is a separate line for American citizens and Canadian visitors at the cramped immigration area in Terminal 7. When I returned from my trip from Singapore in late 2022, there was no such line at Newark Liberty International Airport (the closest airport with intercontinental services to Manhattan).
@@lucasn0tch that was a joke about Miko's Japanese
Miko really played out that scene from Total Recall.
I was looking for this comment
Man, stories of Miko's experiences crack Korone up like nothing else :yum: So glad they finally did more stuff together!
Immigration officer: "How much money are you carrying?"
Elite Miko: "IT'S BEEN!~"
Context?
@@gossamera4665 'One Week' by Barenaked Ladies
@@ninjack11 Ah, thank you. Interestingly I have heard the parody version, since I recognize the melody, but not the original.
If I was that customs agent I would put “handsome nii-san” on my resume. Or dating profile. Or both.
Han somu nissan will be come in soul calibur 6
@@billylukman5205 Ohh good call, I bet some 35P will definitely do that.
but if you were that custom agent they would not have called you handsome :p
Approved by the Japanese onna.
That was me when I went to Japan. xD
I memorized a lot of Japanese sentences but when it came for them to ask them I freezed out. xD
I don't think I've spoken at immigration for the last dozen times I've been there. You just fill out the little form, and they just glare at you.
Also I've found they either speak English, will read off an English script, or point to a sign in English at immigration. English is the lingua franca so it works in our favor when going to foreign countries, usually.
Meanwhile Japanese is really only spoken in Japan... So yeah no wonder US customs officers don't speak it. But I'd imagine LAX would have a few translators if they really needed one.
They're pencil pushers. They're stuck there for 8 hours. Pretty sure they just want the day to end and just keep the queue moving.
@@lostinthemeta9266 Yup went through a few months ago, not a single word was uttered. On the flip side, they got more personal info on me than the US government now with those facial recognition scanners and electronic fingerprints.
HK Immigration literally said: how long will you stay? I said one week and showed him my ticket and passport. He was reviewing and then stamped my passport in.@@thevictor390
So happy for the JP girls to take their breaks and have some fun during their vacations.
I hope someone is actually willing to translate the whole stream because im genuinely curious to know every single shenanigan that went through in their trip 😂
2:47 Honestly a great impression lmao
Finally she goes back where originally she belong😂😂😂 EN
he experienced the elite irl now he won't be the same anymore o7
I love seeing this clips about their America trip
All I can think of is 5th element with the multipass truly an elite moment and an elite movie
BIG BADABOOM
When Miko was asked if she brought any fruits or vegetables, her head exploded.
Korone: naruto ok?
Miko: dattebayo
This 2 😂😂
Based Lui to the rescue. Also, Korone's real laugh is the best.
Immigration Officer: "How long will you stay?"
Miko:"One week!"
Immigration Officer: "Where will you stay?"
Miko: "Stay Home dayo!"
I envy the immigration officer who was blessed by Miko.
EN Holobaby yes! ❤🌸😍
miko trying to reenact the customs scene from total recall XD
Nyahalllooo! That immigration officer ears was graced by eliteness 💖
Tom HanksのTheTerminalって映画で入国管理局のワンシーンでこういう場面あったな😂
Holy shit, Miko made Total Recall real
imagine being a local and hearing "STAY HOME" somewhere in the distance.
id shit myself honestly
It's amazing how great Lui's and Korone's English has gotten that they can go to America and basically function as interpreters for the others.
Flare and Lui are the responsible adults, keeping everything in track, korone is the older sister who needs some help but mostly has no issues, Miko is the little sister who is always getting in trouble and always needs help
No, no... Miko is baby 😂
長女なんだぜ？嘘みたいだろ？
Sasuga Elite Miko
Let's appreciate the comedic genius of Miku complaining about another person's pronunciation.
Why does everyone call her a sausage? Does she like that?
@@fishbiter9409Either you could be joking, or being genuine, but
"Sasuga" is a Japanese term roughly translating to "as expected of" or "That's the ___ we know" meaning that this is something you'd expect Miko to do.
I see. I was hoping it meant something else.... @@tapiokadesu8505
Sausage Elito Miku
I'm now imagining Miko in that scene from Total Recall.
"Have you brought any fruits or vegetables into the country?"
"One week."
"Excuse me?"
I'm still wondering why Korone randomly brought up Naruto lmao
could be for "overseas" or english speaking fans, since they're in california, saying english words, hollywood star and dattebayo, which isn't an actual Japanese word, or just korosans brain.
Dattebayo.
Like it is an American thing lmao
Well Naruto is more popular in the US than Japan atp so she maybe ain't wrong lol
@@ruhhn6620 you kidding me? Hell they set up a whole ass Naruto museum in the UDX building in Akiba recently. It still goes pretty strong here
she did it for the same reason I'd mention Arnold Schwarzenegger or Elvis or cowboys in Japan, for relatability
I need this whole stream translated 😭
i pictured the total recall "2 weeks" scene in my head
2:58 Miko was out there acting like a malfunctioning disguise from Total Recall lol “One Week uhhhh"
Miko hitting 'em with the "It's been...."
little did he know he had the baby elite mikochi in his presence
Meeting Elite Miko in real life: Sure, you're going to get a laugh out of it, but oh boy will it be rough to actually do your job...
"She can't speak English, so keep an eye on her"
Well, well, well, He didn't know that she managed to go to Liberty statue and just like not every English speaker manage to understand Shakespearean, it's understandable that he didn't know Elite English.
Freedom Lady
Shakespeare is meant to seen and heard, not read. When it is performed by proper actors, it is very easy to understand for english speakers. The problem is most people's experience with Shakespeare is reading round robin in a high school classroom with a bunch of shy acne covered teens whose voices are squeaking and just all around awkward. Go support your local theatre troupe.
Butterfly pata pata
The key is to look bored and relaxed. If you have that down sometimes they don’t even ask questions.
I went through Japanese, Dutch, German, swiss, and American customs a bunch of times this year. I never got questioned more then the normal 2, why/where and how long. I also used mobile entry for the states a few times which is literally nonverbal.
Think the swiss my first time this year was the hardest but literally just one extra question which was what do you do for work. When I said engineer he just nodded and stamped.
My worst ever was in high school coming back from Ireland. It wasn’t customs though it was Irish TSA. I was threatened with being arrested because I pointed at my bag when they were checking it. I was on no sleep and fighting the worst food poisoning of my life so I honestly can’t remember much of it.
You have TSA in Ireland? Then again I do recall the Trash Taste doing a pre-TSA in Ireland before their American bus tour
"What did she say?"
We've been trying to figure that out for years.
Even as a US citizen, the CBP scares me every time I return home from an overseas trip or I cross the border from Canada.
The US border seems to be just terrible in every way, citizen or not. I remember an old inrangeTV video about them traveling to finland via sweden for a shooting competition, and every non-US border was a breeze compared to the US. Returning back home they were essentially treated as suspected terrorists with the invasive and terrible digging the security did.
Same. It feels like I'm being harassed/punished for returning home.
Yeah, US immigration is miserable. Cop wannabes looking for an excuse to harass people
you would think the Canadian border is the damn Korean DMZ with the way they act.
Really? At least from Canada they've always been super laid-back and friendly towards me.
Lui-nee’s hat looks like she’s a Made in Abyss character, very cool.
I can imagine the officer asking her about the purpose of the trip and after a long explanation she answers freeedom lady go butterfly 😂😂😂
As many clips about the America trip as you can please
Can you imagine how perfect it would have been if the immigration officer had actually asked her "So, what's your favorite Barenaked Ladies song?"
I love how Miko's voice always drops several octaves every time she imitates English
I usually slip into a really bad Osaka accent when I try speaking Japanese, I understand her
Thank God Lui speaks pretty good english. From a few clips I think she is moderately well travelled as well. Perhaps she has done some travelling for work at one point.
i imagine the scene from the original total recall where he just keeps saying "two weeks"
I remember Mike saying that if she ever went to America she would have Kiryu Coco as her interpreter 🥲
Yeah, this is why I am very glad my trip to japan just had me fill out a card and hand it to the customs guy, or I would have very much had to try to flex my elite nihongo and I am fairly sure that would have ended poorly.
Freedom Lady! Butterfly!
Reminds me of the Total Recall scene: "Two weeks 😊"
Being appointed as Miko's official handler is quite something.
Total Recall moment
ELITE ENGLISH.
"One week!" answers all the questions asked. 😁
This is the cutest video I have ever seen.
Immigration Officer: What is your purpose of visit??
Miko : Freedom Lady
Statue of Liberty in California 😂
They have the small one in Vegas that counts right?
Almost had a Total Recall moment there 😅
such an elite answer! sasuga our elite baby shrine maiden!
If lui didn't intervene this would two elites talking to each other
Ah yes, the "Total Recall" Response.
Immigration officers are such a coin flip. Most of them ask 2 or 3 questions, then I had the one when I arrived in New Jersey that asked me around 10 questions. To say my anxiety was peaking cannot be understated, I thought I said something wrong to ask that many questions lol
But nah, most immigration officers are fine, mostly bored out their minds.
Sankyou Miko
we find out Miko is a secret Total Recall fan
Heeehh i guess lui-san is really a quite dependable hololive talent she seems to be able speak english properly and also can understand the sentence properly.
This is pure gold!! Lol
🎵 It’s beeeeen…. 🎵
California, of all the places...
Miko is a walking comedy anime 😂
Lui: She can't speak English, so keep an eye on her.
- A few moments later -
Man with fancy suit: Are you my mail ordered bride?
Miko: One week.
Man with fancy suit: I guess I did bring you here for a week. Where should we visit first?
Miko: Pi*** Hotel
Man with fancy suit: Cutting straight to the point aren't we? Don't worry you'll be on cloud nine soon.
Miko: Vacation.
This almost sounds like a parody of Verhoeven's Total Recall scene in which Joe Quaid is wearing a robotic mask that glitches.
I really hope that if anyone animates this, they go full ham on depicting Handsome Onii-san.
There's a chance that Miko could have asked for an officer that understood Japanese, but I guess they couldn't pick up on her Elite accent
1/3 seem like decent odds and then you get a fourth option
“One week”
“One week”
Then Miko takes her head off revealing it was Arnold Schwarzenegger all along.
Immigration officer: "She sent papers, you know? Not just the legal kind, but a sloppy handwritten note written on the back of a Target receipt. Said that she's confused and hurt and the dog needs his mama and blah blah blah. As if it would've been any less sincere through a careless text message. My life is a joke. I sit here, and people from all over the world come to see it for themselves. They come to laugh at it. To laugh at me."
Miko: "One week."
very very cute elite baby and flare chan
Korone learnt the ancient power of rasengan.
2:48 is a real life example of gibberish goat and confused cat meme 😂
Ok, but can we talk about how good Korone's pronunciation of English was? It almost sounded native. Threw me through a loop.
Elite miko never cease to make me laugh .....nyahahahaha
Naruto be like: " why me ? 😅😅"
-ttebayo
the officer couldn't hold miko eliteness...
Ah, they were in my state? Cool.
I love miko 😆 she is the best
Miko: "elite english"
Customs: "sorry, thats not a recognized language >:("