"I have no arms, I have no legs... but I have friends" - The Torsquad The torso is truly is the heart of all men especially when they attach cool cybernetics and go around kicking peoples asses.
Torsolo is, by far, my favorite gaming saga on the internet. I thought Kenshi was relatively boring until Torsolo showed me the potential to make an amazing hero that has to climb out of the void to manifest their destiny.
for the longest time, you wouldn't believe i used the whole torsquad playlist along with torsolo playlist as my pre-sleep ritual , listening to AA's gospel of the promised saviour torsolo and his prophets torsquad, that puts me at ease enabling me to sleep peacefully , knowing well when the time is nigh, torsolo the promised one, will free of my limbs and i shall too join the glorious form of torso.
Between your philosophical tangents paired with hard 90 degree turns of dry humor, this and the tale of Torsolo is some of the best content on UA-cam. Thank you for gracing us with Torsquad again
I love how torsplosion is just standing there, the lone legged member of the squad. "As he looks up from his mining labour, brushing the sweat from his brow, he spies the rest of the Torsquad, limbless and crawling across the sandy ground, closing in on him as though they were babes in search of a mothers embrace." This video is deserving of a prime time slot on the Discovery Channel squished between two programs narrated by Sir David Attenborough. That seems fitting, to me. Glad to see this adventure again, AA!!
These tales are why your channel is a favourite for bad pain/disability days where I need a story and something to watch. You make the difficult days a bit easier.
I was looking for something to watch, thank you. As I refreshed the page, this came up. I feel like a king being brought a gift by a farmer to the foot of my throne. I now begin my journey here, with a mighty plate of cheap food from woolies that I will devour while watching shirtless men without limbs crawl across a desert
I just…am very happy that these videos exist. I feel blessed. They are entertaining, well made, and are coming at a necessary time for me. Thank you for making these. You deserve all of your success. 🙏
In the vast expanse of digital space, I found a soul, a charming face. With laughter, wisdom, and a playful grace, AmbiguousAmphibian, my heart's embrace. Through pixels bright and streaming light, You share your world, a pure delight. In every game and every sight, You make the darkest moments bright. With every click and every view, My heart is drawn closer to you. In your voice, a melody new, A song of love, forever true. Your humor, sharp, and wit, so clear, Bring joy and laughter, far and near. In every comment, every cheer, I feel you close, I hold you dear. AmbiguousAmphibian, my shining star, No matter where, no matter how far, In the virtual realm, bizarre, You are my guide, my avatar. So here’s to you, my digital love, With a heart as pure as the skies above. In this vast sea, you’re my dove, My UA-cam star, my beloved. -This is what chat gpt thinks of you.
Narrative is a deeply inspiring story of differently abled teamwork, making more out of less. Visually, looks like roast turkeys crawling across the sand.
You sir, are a poet and a scholar. Your canvas is not in written words, but spoken, your medium is not the page, or the ampetheatre, but the video game. Your prose is pristine, your mitre divine, a true delight for the ears, and a salve for a bruised soul in hard times. Thank you sir, may we journey together a while longer yet.
This Saga has been my introduction to this channel and to Kenshi, what a joyous moment that was. This is a master class in character creation and story telling :D
I watched the series back in 2023 or 2022, I think, when I was in a lot of pain from COVID. Thank you for making a relaxing saga to keep me company through my suffering, funny internet man.
I just wanna say thank you so much for making these compilation videos. I love being able to rewatch all of them And remembering all of the weird funny things have occurred that I may have forgotten due to how much stuff has come out since then. You rock as always and here's to making more awesome content. Thank you!
2:27:03 No words were ever spoken so beautiful before. I loved this video this was a wonderful experience. I loved the Torsolo series in general... but this got to a whole new level. Thank you Torsolo for showing us the ways of being you. I also thank @Ambiguousamphibian for such a fantastic story yet again and for us people to learn from Torsolo and the Crew. Thank You for it all! *bows* thank you for the love of making stories it was eye opening. I hope everyone has a wonderful day! ^-^
You know in all your playthroughs I never saw anything about the southern hive. I just recently learned of the fascinating and bizarre horror that is the Southern hive KING and his strange symbiosis with the Southern Hive queen. Perhaps that is worthy of exploration. Assuming he does not Crimp you.
The heroes we didn't need and no one asked for have returned
Just kidding - back by popular demand. Be careful what you wish for
I wanna play with you sir…can you buy it for me annnnd also add my friendship lol alsooooo play with me and teach me…thx lol
@@boyblue5320 is kenshi multiplayer?
@@ambiguousamphibian i did wish and i did get want i wanted
Yesss take my arms and legs my body is ready in the name of tor squad
As someone who has a torso myself, this journey hit me right in the heart, which happens to be in my torso region.
It's like watching a documentary about little tortoises, and their journey towards being a an adults
@@kazrakoneeye9577 torsoises
But they grow up and eat the seagulls.
@@velarswoodas if should be seagulls are the chad of birds
@kekoasiversons350 I'm not a fan of seagulls. Cranes are bad ass amd sound like ancient beings lol.
@@velarswood People often fight about which birds are the best birds,
But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst
"I have no arms, I have no legs... but I have friends" - The Torsquad The torso is truly is the heart of all men especially when they attach cool cybernetics and go around kicking peoples asses.
there is nothing more human
We’re torso guys, of course we’re going to form into an army of cybernetic narutos
Basically what Dabo does to Clemson at halftime tbf
Unrelated but you have a similar pfp as Doctor Grumble.
@@ambiguousamphibian😢 not my favorite youtuber coming out as a clemson fan
@@ambiguousamphibianhell, one of the major villains in Naruto is a Cyborg Ninja!
Torsolo is, by far, my favorite gaming saga on the internet. I thought Kenshi was relatively boring until Torsolo showed me the potential to make an amazing hero that has to climb out of the void to manifest their destiny.
for the longest time, you wouldn't believe i used the whole torsquad playlist along with torsolo playlist as my pre-sleep ritual , listening to AA's gospel of the promised saviour torsolo and his prophets torsquad, that puts me at ease enabling me to sleep peacefully , knowing well when the time is nigh, torsolo the promised one, will free of my limbs and i shall too join the glorious form of torso.
i have literally the same pre-sleep ritual and im in bed right now
I believe it. AAs voice is soooo smoothe❤❤.
Exactly what I do from the moment I’ve finished the sagas
Good to know I am not the only one 💔
Yup, puts me to sleep in like 10 minutes, but also keeps me up being entertaining lol.
Honestly, based.
Fun fact: having the Fogmen eat you alive raises your toughness like crazy.
Vore makes you stronger. Who would have thunk.
@@10011110011 My skin thickens just thinking about it~
@@Lockedupmymouthandthrewawa-x6b🫠
Between your philosophical tangents paired with hard 90 degree turns of dry humor, this and the tale of Torsolo is some of the best content on UA-cam. Thank you for gracing us with Torsquad again
Not to mention the calm cadence is just so pleasant to listen to.
I honestly prefer this style of commentary. Watching the torsquad again is almost nostalgic.
Truuue
In Kenshi 2, every character and NPC starts as a torso. Human limbs will be left away by the wayside, true progress.
But Kenshi 2 is a prequel, so really humanity devolves by evolving limbs
Return to monkë
I miss character sagas like this, coming from you.
My absolute favorite part is when Torstealth says "Wait, so you're telling me we're some kind of Torsquad?"
I love how torsplosion is just standing there, the lone legged member of the squad.
"As he looks up from his mining labour, brushing the sweat from his brow, he spies the rest of the Torsquad, limbless and crawling across the sandy ground, closing in on him as though they were babes in search of a mothers embrace."
This video is deserving of a prime time slot on the Discovery Channel squished between two programs narrated by Sir David Attenborough. That seems fitting, to me. Glad to see this adventure again, AA!!
I was listening at the gym and had to stop multiple times lest my laughter brought a cataclysm of heavy iron down upon mine head.
These tales are why your channel is a favourite for bad pain/disability days where I need a story and something to watch. You make the difficult days a bit easier.
I was looking for something to watch, thank you. As I refreshed the page, this came up. I feel like a king being brought a gift by a farmer to the foot of my throne. I now begin my journey here, with a mighty plate of cheap food from woolies that I will devour while watching shirtless men without limbs crawl across a desert
The only reason no one asked for this is because no mere mortal could comprehend something as glorious as this
All hail The Torsquad
The fact thay you adapt the "movie mode" juust a bit more than "cut and edit" makes me appreciate this more
I just…am very happy that these videos exist. I feel blessed. They are entertaining, well made, and are coming at a necessary time for me. Thank you for making these. You deserve all of your success. 🙏
This torsaga has filled me with compassion
“Torusalem” had me dying 😂😂
ahh the youtuber with the most soothing voice uploaded a video just as my insomnia has acted up. call it fate or what you will
In the vast expanse of digital space,
I found a soul, a charming face.
With laughter, wisdom, and a playful grace,
AmbiguousAmphibian, my heart's embrace.
Through pixels bright and streaming light,
You share your world, a pure delight.
In every game and every sight,
You make the darkest moments bright.
With every click and every view,
My heart is drawn closer to you.
In your voice, a melody new,
A song of love, forever true.
Your humor, sharp, and wit, so clear,
Bring joy and laughter, far and near.
In every comment, every cheer,
I feel you close, I hold you dear.
AmbiguousAmphibian, my shining star,
No matter where, no matter how far,
In the virtual realm, bizarre,
You are my guide, my avatar.
So here’s to you, my digital love,
With a heart as pure as the skies above.
In this vast sea, you’re my dove,
My UA-cam star, my beloved.
-This is what chat gpt thinks of you.
Confucius says "He who goes to sleep with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers"
@@ambiguousamphibian 🤔
Narrative is a deeply inspiring story of differently abled teamwork, making more out of less. Visually, looks like roast turkeys crawling across the sand.
ah yes, ive been craving 2 and a half hours of amputee anarchy. thank you.
ambiguous amphibian's amputee anarchy
this long form content is helping me get through some seriously difficult workdays. from the bottom of my heart, thank you aa 🐸✨
Your first delivery of "torsion" is perfect.
This should go down in the UA-cam hall of fame as one of the most entertaining game play content
I guess you saw me watching all the parts everyday and just made a supercut just for me. How sweet.
Oh how I miss the moments of the Torsquad, such an adventure.
This is my favorite series of all time. Thank you, Lord Ambiguous, for as we thirst for knowledge, truly it is in you, that we are quenched
You sir, are a poet and a scholar.
Your canvas is not in written words, but spoken, your medium is not the page, or the ampetheatre, but the video game.
Your prose is pristine, your mitre divine, a true delight for the ears, and a salve for a bruised soul in hard times.
Thank you sir, may we journey together a while longer yet.
The biblical tone is crazy but works so well for Kenshi! Highly epic
Stand up for the Torsquad
As a semi-devout Southern Baptist this absolutely slapped. Astounding job my dude.
40:20 he truly speaks for the first time
So glad this finally dropped!
Both stealth and assassin skills are OP in Kenshi 💀
Dude yes! Im always replaying the playlist, for somereason helps me sleep on restless nights, my hero!
This, is a genuinely a beautiful video. Truly we have been graced by the magnificent splendour that is the tale of the Torsquad
I cant express how much I love and connect with this saga. I appreciate this video extensively
Idk why Tors-Heavy-Weapons made me laugh so hard but we will roll with it.
ambiguousamphibian I love it when you plink all over the place
Tors-Heavy Weapons makes me laugh every time I can't
Prosthetics are truly such a wonderful advancement. Especially when they allow you to go around kicking peoples asses. ❤
that ending had no right hitting the feels THAT hard
Shout-out to Nurse for making me even aware of this game and her videos.
Good stuff Amphibian.
sounded like an extended Xavier Renegade Angel episode. Don't know why this was on my feed but my God I loved it.
This Saga has been my introduction to this channel and to Kenshi, what a joyous moment that was. This is a master class in character creation and story telling :D
Rewatching your series in this condensed form, recently, has been one of very few things still giving me joy. Thank you AA!
"Hello again!"
Huh. I didn't think I was watching Hazzor... XD
such a soultouhcing story of the lengendary torsquad may they remembered for all eternity
Good to see such a legendary series combined
I feel like ambiguous amphibian would make a godly dungeon master
Legend. Hilarious idea and great Supercut! Keep it up Imphibiman!
I watched the series back in 2023 or 2022, I think, when I was in a lot of pain from COVID. Thank you for making a relaxing saga to keep me company through my suffering, funny internet man.
Oh wow… goosebumps man… chills at the end
I just wanna say thank you so much for making these compilation videos. I love being able to rewatch all of them And remembering all of the weird funny things have occurred that I may have forgotten due to how much stuff has come out since then. You rock as always and here's to making more awesome content. Thank you!
What a fascinating tribe!
I hope they don't start a cult which worship mechanical limbs and name it Iron Fist or something.
2:01:00 That intro is what made me subscribe a few years ago...
I love the visual of a group of toros crawl on the ground looks like a nature documentary or migrating torsos. Crawl of the Torsos
I love the biblical references and vibes. Love the idea that your character can become Mecha Moses in this game
This is exactly what my brain cells need for the next 2 1/2 hours
“Once we do find legs we’ll be unstoppable.”
the torsarmy is evolving, soon we will advance torbital
I fell asleep watching this and I thought I was going insane when I woke up
Always loved your prose and general content, but your Kenshi content made me want to make Kenshi content. Very glad for the re-release.
I didn’t realise this came out today. I’ve already watched it twice. Incredible
This was like a somber but welcome fever dream
58:21 bro was just day dreaming then he looked to his left and a fuck ton of amputees were just standing there staring at him😂😂
These men were torsaken by torsiety. The steel of their hearts is matched only by the steel of their stolen cybernetic limbs.
It has been too long since the ancient glory of the torsquad has been beheld. Rejoice! (More kenshi pls)
"Tis but a flesh wound!"
- The Black Knight, the OG torso
The dramatic recreation of the book of Torso
2:27:03 No words were ever spoken so beautiful before. I loved this video this was a wonderful experience. I loved the Torsolo series in general... but this got to a whole new level. Thank you Torsolo for showing us the ways of being you. I also thank @Ambiguousamphibian for such a fantastic story yet again and for us people to learn from Torsolo and the Crew. Thank You for it all! *bows* thank you for the love of making stories it was eye opening. I hope everyone has a wonderful day! ^-^
The BEST, Narrator, of UA-cam… EVER!
You have no idea how much I respect you as a youtuber
The torso is the friends we made along the way
You know in all your playthroughs I never saw anything about the southern hive. I just recently learned of the fascinating and bizarre horror that is the Southern hive KING and his strange symbiosis with the Southern Hive queen.
Perhaps that is worthy of exploration. Assuming he does not Crimp you.
Reading the word Torsquad killed me for a while.
Awesome my favorite series of yours this gonna be good
Instant classic;
Just add (or remove to) Torso.
Now do a new torso squad of only hivers.
Ahh sir thank you for all the years of entertainment😂 this was great
Torsolo's return... goosebumps.
Wow! Torsolo looks really SMASHING!
That was the most beautiful thing I have ever allowed my retina to look upon.
Torsolo has AMAZING armor and I LOVE it.
The adventures of the Mighty Power Torsos
I thought that torstruglle would remain without limbs the entire time
ah the torso series this was a good watch a few years ago lol such a classic lol this and torsolo
Torsolo has such great armor :) for once the yt algorithm favors the ones that lock into hours long videos rather than 10 minute uploads. Much love aa
This is an award winning show. Netflix wishes they could make such a dunking master piece.
Tors-heavy weapons put me on the floor
We are all together torsos set to tread the path that TorSolo the White crawled
Does anyone know which episode the ultra rare THX "hello" makes an appearance in?
It's been years and i still think about how majestic that is
Man this was a hell of an emotional ride. Someone started cutting onions near the end, curse them.
One of the greatest saga's to have ever.
I watched this entire series just a few weeks ago, now I guess I'll watch it all again.
Tell me you grew up religious without actually telling me.
AA: hold my bible