"I have no arms, I have no legs... but I have friends" - The Torsquad The torso is truly is the heart of all men especially when they attach cool cybernetics and go around kicking peoples asses.
for the longest time, you wouldn't believe i used the whole torsquad playlist along with torsolo playlist as my pre-sleep ritual , listening to AA's gospel of the promised saviour torsolo and his prophets torsquad, that puts me at ease enabling me to sleep peacefully , knowing well when the time is nigh, torsolo the promised one, will free of my limbs and i shall too join the glorious form of torso.
Between your philosophical tangents paired with hard 90 degree turns of dry humor, this and the tale of Torsolo is some of the best content on UA-cam. Thank you for gracing us with Torsquad again
Torsolo is, by far, my favorite gaming saga on the internet. I thought Kenshi was relatively boring until Torsolo showed me the potential to make an amazing hero that has to climb out of the void to manifest their destiny.
These tales are why your channel is a favourite for bad pain/disability days where I need a story and something to watch. You make the difficult days a bit easier.
In the vast expanse of digital space, I found a soul, a charming face. With laughter, wisdom, and a playful grace, AmbiguousAmphibian, my heart's embrace. Through pixels bright and streaming light, You share your world, a pure delight. In every game and every sight, You make the darkest moments bright. With every click and every view, My heart is drawn closer to you. In your voice, a melody new, A song of love, forever true. Your humor, sharp, and wit, so clear, Bring joy and laughter, far and near. In every comment, every cheer, I feel you close, I hold you dear. AmbiguousAmphibian, my shining star, No matter where, no matter how far, In the virtual realm, bizarre, You are my guide, my avatar. So here’s to you, my digital love, With a heart as pure as the skies above. In this vast sea, you’re my dove, My UA-cam star, my beloved. -This is what chat gpt thinks of you.
I just…am very happy that these videos exist. I feel blessed. They are entertaining, well made, and are coming at a necessary time for me. Thank you for making these. You deserve all of your success. 🙏
I love how torsplosion is just standing there, the lone legged member of the squad. "As he looks up from his mining labour, brushing the sweat from his brow, he spies the rest of the Torsquad, limbless and crawling across the sandy ground, closing in on him as though they were babes in search of a mothers embrace." This video is deserving of a prime time slot on the Discovery Channel squished between two programs narrated by Sir David Attenborough. That seems fitting, to me. Glad to see this adventure again, AA!!
I was looking for something to watch, thank you. As I refreshed the page, this came up. I feel like a king being brought a gift by a farmer to the foot of my throne. I now begin my journey here, with a mighty plate of cheap food from woolies that I will devour while watching shirtless men without limbs crawl across a desert
The dramatic music with the just as dramatic narration got me giggling each time. Thanks for making my work day more entertaining. This was great to watch and listen to through the grind. Srsly tho, need to write a book ot something, wordsmith that you are.
Narrative is a deeply inspiring story of differently abled teamwork, making more out of less. Visually, looks like roast turkeys crawling across the sand.
I remember watching these the days they came out. 'Twas quite an adventure to follow along to. Now I get to share the entire odyssey with a close friend, now that I've finally stumbled across the condensed version. After all, the true treasure is the torsos we met along the way.
You sir, are a poet and a scholar. Your canvas is not in written words, but spoken, your medium is not the page, or the ampetheatre, but the video game. Your prose is pristine, your mitre divine, a true delight for the ears, and a salve for a bruised soul in hard times. Thank you sir, may we journey together a while longer yet.
I watched the series back in 2023 or 2022, I think, when I was in a lot of pain from COVID. Thank you for making a relaxing saga to keep me company through my suffering, funny internet man.
This Saga has been my introduction to this channel and to Kenshi, what a joyous moment that was. This is a master class in character creation and story telling :D
no joke i found your channel by your torso squad videos, and i have loved pretty much every single one of your videos since, i was introduced to rimworld from you, and have enjoyed many many nights slipping away to the melodic tunes of your narration you're a champion AA and your videos bring much joy into a world where there should be oh so much more of good times like this. Thank you AA, We all thank you !!
Doing a x50 skele torso run rn. Took 70 days to really start the run tho. All limbs high or better, armor made by the skilled smith E-3, weapons by smith E-2. Thieves backpacks for 40, trader packs for 10. And am finally ready to actually play the run as of last night. Oh and didn't steal a single thing till day 54. Lmao
I once had the swamp ninjas break and remain seated while my crossbows gunned them down. It was pretty brutal but you very rarely get a free lunch in kenshi.
You know in all your playthroughs I never saw anything about the southern hive. I just recently learned of the fascinating and bizarre horror that is the Southern hive KING and his strange symbiosis with the Southern Hive queen. Perhaps that is worthy of exploration. Assuming he does not Crimp you.
The narration is on point, I love the extra long version more. But I am probably a small percent. Hoping one day for a gerald williams or torsolo merch or plush.
Ironically my big dream was buying a house, a shockingly large amount just for the washer and dryer. The house also has a dishwasher, which wasn't on my list, but I am infinitely glad it had. I've never been good at dreams
The heroes we didn't need and no one asked for have returned
Just kidding - back by popular demand. Be careful what you wish for
I wanna play with you sir…can you buy it for me annnnd also add my friendship lol alsooooo play with me and teach me…thx lol
@@boyblue5320 is kenshi multiplayer?
@@ambiguousamphibian i did wish and i did get want i wanted
Yesss take my arms and legs my body is ready in the name of tor squad
As someone who has a torso myself, this journey hit me right in the heart, which happens to be in my torso region.
It's like watching a documentary about little tortoises, and their journey towards being a an adults
@@kazrakoneeye9577 torsoises
But they grow up and eat the seagulls.
@@velarswoodas if should be seagulls are the chad of birds
@kekoasiversons350 I'm not a fan of seagulls. Cranes are bad ass amd sound like ancient beings lol.
@@velarswood People often fight about which birds are the best birds,
But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst
"I have no arms, I have no legs... but I have friends" - The Torsquad The torso is truly is the heart of all men especially when they attach cool cybernetics and go around kicking peoples asses.
there is nothing more human
@@ebonyalexis32 than to become more than human
for the longest time, you wouldn't believe i used the whole torsquad playlist along with torsolo playlist as my pre-sleep ritual , listening to AA's gospel of the promised saviour torsolo and his prophets torsquad, that puts me at ease enabling me to sleep peacefully , knowing well when the time is nigh, torsolo the promised one, will free of my limbs and i shall too join the glorious form of torso.
i have literally the same pre-sleep ritual and im in bed right now
I believe it. AAs voice is soooo smoothe❤❤.
Exactly what I do from the moment I’ve finished the sagas
Good to know I am not the only one 💔
Yup, puts me to sleep in like 10 minutes, but also keeps me up being entertaining lol.
Honestly, based.
Between your philosophical tangents paired with hard 90 degree turns of dry humor, this and the tale of Torsolo is some of the best content on UA-cam. Thank you for gracing us with Torsquad again
Not to mention the calm cadence is just so pleasant to listen to.
I honestly prefer this style of commentary. Watching the torsquad again is almost nostalgic.
Truuue
Torsolo is, by far, my favorite gaming saga on the internet. I thought Kenshi was relatively boring until Torsolo showed me the potential to make an amazing hero that has to climb out of the void to manifest their destiny.
We’re torso guys, of course we’re going to form into an army of cybernetic narutos
Basically what Dabo does to Clemson at halftime tbf
Unrelated but you have a similar pfp as Doctor Grumble.
@@ambiguousamphibian😢 not my favorite youtuber coming out as a clemson fan
@@ambiguousamphibianhell, one of the major villains in Naruto is a Cyborg Ninja!
I miss character sagas like this, coming from you.
In Kenshi 2, every character and NPC starts as a torso. Human limbs will be left away by the wayside, true progress.
But Kenshi 2 is a prequel, so really humanity devolves by evolving limbs
Return to monkë
These tales are why your channel is a favourite for bad pain/disability days where I need a story and something to watch. You make the difficult days a bit easier.
In the vast expanse of digital space,
I found a soul, a charming face.
With laughter, wisdom, and a playful grace,
AmbiguousAmphibian, my heart's embrace.
Through pixels bright and streaming light,
You share your world, a pure delight.
In every game and every sight,
You make the darkest moments bright.
With every click and every view,
My heart is drawn closer to you.
In your voice, a melody new,
A song of love, forever true.
Your humor, sharp, and wit, so clear,
Bring joy and laughter, far and near.
In every comment, every cheer,
I feel you close, I hold you dear.
AmbiguousAmphibian, my shining star,
No matter where, no matter how far,
In the virtual realm, bizarre,
You are my guide, my avatar.
So here’s to you, my digital love,
With a heart as pure as the skies above.
In this vast sea, you’re my dove,
My UA-cam star, my beloved.
-This is what chat gpt thinks of you.
Confucius says "He who goes to sleep with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers"
@@ambiguousamphibian 🤔
I just…am very happy that these videos exist. I feel blessed. They are entertaining, well made, and are coming at a necessary time for me. Thank you for making these. You deserve all of your success. 🙏
I was listening at the gym and had to stop multiple times lest my laughter brought a cataclysm of heavy iron down upon mine head.
The fact thay you adapt the "movie mode" juust a bit more than "cut and edit" makes me appreciate this more
Fun fact: having the Fogmen eat you alive raises your toughness like crazy.
Vore makes you stronger. Who would have thunk.
@@10011110011 My skin thickens just thinking about it~
@@Lockedupmymouthandthrewawa-x6b🫠
I love how torsplosion is just standing there, the lone legged member of the squad.
"As he looks up from his mining labour, brushing the sweat from his brow, he spies the rest of the Torsquad, limbless and crawling across the sandy ground, closing in on him as though they were babes in search of a mothers embrace."
This video is deserving of a prime time slot on the Discovery Channel squished between two programs narrated by Sir David Attenborough. That seems fitting, to me. Glad to see this adventure again, AA!!
“Torusalem” had me dying 😂😂
I was looking for something to watch, thank you. As I refreshed the page, this came up. I feel like a king being brought a gift by a farmer to the foot of my throne. I now begin my journey here, with a mighty plate of cheap food from woolies that I will devour while watching shirtless men without limbs crawl across a desert
The dramatic music with the just as dramatic narration got me giggling each time.
Thanks for making my work day more entertaining. This was great to watch and listen to through the grind.
Srsly tho, need to write a book ot something, wordsmith that you are.
Narrative is a deeply inspiring story of differently abled teamwork, making more out of less. Visually, looks like roast turkeys crawling across the sand.
Your first delivery of "torsion" is perfect.
The only reason no one asked for this is because no mere mortal could comprehend something as glorious as this
All hail The Torsquad
My absolute favorite part is when Torstealth says "Wait, so you're telling me we're some kind of Torsquad?"
This torsaga has filled me with compassion
I remember watching these the days they came out. 'Twas quite an adventure to follow along to. Now I get to share the entire odyssey with a close friend, now that I've finally stumbled across the condensed version. After all, the true treasure is the torsos we met along the way.
this long form content is helping me get through some seriously difficult workdays. from the bottom of my heart, thank you aa 🐸✨
This should go down in the UA-cam hall of fame as one of the most entertaining game play content
sounded like an extended Xavier Renegade Angel episode. Don't know why this was on my feed but my God I loved it.
You sir, are a poet and a scholar.
Your canvas is not in written words, but spoken, your medium is not the page, or the ampetheatre, but the video game.
Your prose is pristine, your mitre divine, a true delight for the ears, and a salve for a bruised soul in hard times.
Thank you sir, may we journey together a while longer yet.
The biblical tone is crazy but works so well for Kenshi! Highly epic
This, is a genuinely a beautiful video. Truly we have been graced by the magnificent splendour that is the tale of the Torsquad
I watched the series back in 2023 or 2022, I think, when I was in a lot of pain from COVID. Thank you for making a relaxing saga to keep me company through my suffering, funny internet man.
This Saga has been my introduction to this channel and to Kenshi, what a joyous moment that was. This is a master class in character creation and story telling :D
Dude yes! Im always replaying the playlist, for somereason helps me sleep on restless nights, my hero!
ah yes, ive been craving 2 and a half hours of amputee anarchy. thank you.
ambiguous amphibian's amputee anarchy
I cant express how much I love and connect with this saga. I appreciate this video extensively
Legend. Hilarious idea and great Supercut! Keep it up Imphibiman!
Torsion and Tor-heavyweapons might be the best names ever created in the history of the world.
Good to see such a legendary series combined
ahh the youtuber with the most soothing voice uploaded a video just as my insomnia has acted up. call it fate or what you will
no joke i found your channel by your torso squad videos, and i have loved pretty much every single one of your videos since, i was introduced to rimworld from you, and have enjoyed many many nights slipping away to the melodic tunes of your narration you're a champion AA and your videos bring much joy into a world where there should be oh so much more of good times like this. Thank you AA, We all thank you !!
Always loved your prose and general content, but your Kenshi content made me want to make Kenshi content. Very glad for the re-release.
As a semi-devout Southern Baptist this absolutely slapped. Astounding job my dude.
2:01:00 That intro is what made me subscribe a few years ago...
You have no idea how much I respect you as a youtuber
Doing a x50 skele torso run rn. Took 70 days to really start the run tho. All limbs high or better, armor made by the skilled smith E-3, weapons by smith E-2. Thieves backpacks for 40, trader packs for 10. And am finally ready to actually play the run as of last night. Oh and didn't steal a single thing till day 54. Lmao
I love the visual of a group of toros crawl on the ground looks like a nature documentary or migrating torsos. Crawl of the Torsos
40:20 he truly speaks for the first time
ambiguousamphibian I love it when you plink all over the place
I didn’t realise this came out today. I’ve already watched it twice. Incredible
Oh wow… goosebumps man… chills at the end
So glad this finally dropped!
ah the torso series this was a good watch a few years ago lol such a classic lol this and torsolo
that ending had no right hitting the feels THAT hard
Beautiful narration as usual @ambiguousamphibian, the Tale of Torsolo is Legendary.
Both stealth and assassin skills are OP in Kenshi 💀
I would pay to watch this in theater with a big bucket of buttery popcorn
I feel like ambiguous amphibian would make a godly dungeon master
Stand up for the Torsquad
I watched this entire series just a few weeks ago, now I guess I'll watch it all again.
I once had the swamp ninjas break and remain seated while my crossbows gunned them down.
It was pretty brutal but you very rarely get a free lunch in kenshi.
This, torsolo, and Sseth's vid led me to getting Kenshi and Ive put many an hour into it.
Thank you uncertain salamander.
Shout-out to Nurse for making me even aware of this game and her videos.
Good stuff Amphibian.
You know in all your playthroughs I never saw anything about the southern hive. I just recently learned of the fascinating and bizarre horror that is the Southern hive KING and his strange symbiosis with the Southern Hive queen.
Perhaps that is worthy of exploration. Assuming he does not Crimp you.
It has been too long since the ancient glory of the torsquad has been beheld. Rejoice! (More kenshi pls)
Oh how I miss the moments of the Torsquad, such an adventure.
Does anyone know which episode the ultra rare THX "hello" makes an appearance in?
It's been years and i still think about how majestic that is
Man this was a hell of an emotional ride. Someone started cutting onions near the end, curse them.
Torsolo has AMAZING armor and I LOVE it.
Prosthetics are truly such a wonderful advancement. Especially when they allow you to go around kicking peoples asses. ❤
I thought that torstruglle would remain without limbs the entire time
That was the most beautiful thing I have ever allowed my retina to look upon.
it does wind me up when your group is fighting and then they all suddenly scatter in every direction to start other fights
Kenshi videos are the best videos, so good im going to watch these ones again
such a soultouhcing story of the lengendary torsquad may they remembered for all eternity
The narration is on point, I love the extra long version more. But I am probably a small percent. Hoping one day for a gerald williams or torsolo merch or plush.
Idk why Tors-Heavy-Weapons made me laugh so hard but we will roll with it.
This video releases just as I start watching your conensed Rimworld series? Well timed.
Tors-Heavy Weapons makes me laugh every time I can't
29:22 'Your sacrifice is not in Vain.'
I think I saw what you did there.
I fell asleep watching this and I thought I was going insane when I woke up
Torsquad leader is a saint and a hero.
Torstealth and Torspeed are the true MVPs
What an absolute masterpiece of a journey
Now do a new torso squad of only hivers.
I can't believe I never saw the torsquad videos before. This'll be good.
I absolutely lost it at "I hope you experienced bad emotions"
When torsolo showed up.I got a tear in my eye.... it was beautiful..
Thanks for keeping up the content man
Ironically my big dream was buying a house, a shockingly large amount just for the washer and dryer. The house also has a dishwasher, which wasn't on my list, but I am infinitely glad it had.
I've never been good at dreams
Finally another 2 hour video to fall asleep listening to
Torsolo and the boys
That surprise Aeneid reference caught me off guard!
Awesome my favorite series of yours this gonna be good
HELL YES!!!! Thank you man
Wow! Torsolo looks really SMASHING!
This was like a somber but welcome fever dream
Your dialogue is magnificent
Torsolo's return... goosebumps.
"Hello again!"
Huh. I didn't think I was watching Hazzor... XD