13:35 Where is that golf course ⛳🐍 that is my nightmare...must be Texas! 15:03 The San Diego Hornblower ship sounding it's horn when it is 3-feet from hitting the pier and AFTER it stopped...keep up with that maintenance!💥🛳 btw...the bike crash...dude had a red light before he hit that guy.🚲
He's a ****, he went through red traffic lights, saw the guy, instead of stopping to see what he would do just guessed (wrongly) and tried to go round him. Then blamed him and threatened him. Idiot.
I love how California’s fails are all laid-back and sunny while New York’s are high-energy and fast-paced. It’s like watching two different types of chaos unfold-California’s slow-motion disasters vs. New York’s lightning-speed screw-ups. Either way, both states bring some top-tier fails to the table! 🌞🗽
The garbage truck on fire (1:37) disgorging its load is not a fail. That is standard operating procedure to push the load out so the fire dept can fight the fire. Those fires usually start due to chemicals combining, heating up and igniting.
@@1nm1 You are right, but not just batteries, solvents, paints, epoxies and other chemicals when accidentally mixed cause an exothermic reactions, igniting the trash. My comment is that ejection of the burning trash is not a fail.
@@Shannon-ij1pm 100% correct. Far cheaper to pay a cleanup fee of $X thousand instead of having to get another trash truck that costs $XXX thousand. Not to mention tipping the burning trash out also makes it MUCH easier to put the fire out.
@@1nm1 Exactly. The garbage company in my town actually has the procedure that if the driver is close enough to the fire station, book it over there and dump whatever they got in the dirt lot we have nearby. Same thing of preferring the cleanup fee while also not getting in the way while waiting for cleanup. As for the fire starting? I agree it's not a fail. Improper disposals, chemicals, and even intentional arson can cause those garbage truck fires. It's not fair to put the blame on the driver.
In summary, the fight between California and New York could be like a boxing match between two close friends. One side is trying to create super healthy dishes with quinoa, while the other side just wants to eat pizza and bagels all the time.
The little girl @ 8:02 reminds me of Randy, the younger brother, from the cult classic “A Christmas Story” when the Mom said to him “Show me how the piggies eat.”
3:15 - I know that had to hurt, but I had to pause and replay that in .50 speed over and over, I thought I was going to pass out laughing so hard. God damn.
7:46 some fella is not going to be able to believe his luck when he meets that girl. The bottle starts to erupt, so her first instinct is to put it in her mouth. That was awful nice of her.
Those swab up the nose videos always freak me out to the point of feeling ill. I literally close my eyes until I hear the audio change for the next video.
@@cindydott452 Only idiots would put wax on a Q-Tip and then shove it up their nose. Also, love the pic of "Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III." But you can call me Dot. Call me Dotty and you die. I'm 49. I know that Animaniacs came out when I was in high school, but not only was the show funny as hell, but it was quite educational in its own merit. The show made a return with all new episodes in 2020, and it ran for three seasons. But it just wasn't the same. It only consisted of The Warners and Pinky and the Brain. Everybody else was omitted.
These were funny. Lately most of these videos have been annoyingly unfunny but this one was good. I like starting my day off by watching these videos. Makes my day better..
3:06 i've had that happen to me before. was putting a 6pk on the table, and my friend had knelt down to grab something out of her purse, as soon as it got over her head, the bottom fell out and 5 bottles hit her directly on top of the head.
Which state fails the best?
14:20! The gravy coming out of the ladies mouth! LOL!
BOTH are failed states.
Florida 😂
13:35 Where is that golf course ⛳🐍 that is my nightmare...must be Texas!
15:03 The San Diego Hornblower ship sounding it's horn when it is 3-feet from hitting the pier and AFTER it stopped...keep up with that maintenance!💥🛳
btw...the bike crash...dude had a red light before he hit that guy.🚲
the coolest funniest and gold medalist idiots come from Cali
0:13 - That dude was really lucky he didn't land on one of those stakes...
Exactly !
And we were very unlucky he didn’t
@@EastCoastButtSlasher ??? how
@@EastCoastButtSlasherthat's stupid, idiot!
@@EastCoastButtSlasher The hell?!
That rat has four baby turtles to feed 🐀 🐢 🐢 🐢 🐢
oh, maybe more.....
😂 Master Splinter
Tmnt reference
I grew up watching the 2003 cartoon. I loved it so much
@@Harry0357 that one was cool but the original and the 2012 show were my jam
Shawn is okay. If he wasn't, they'd have told us that no one was harmed.
Fr! Right!
Thank God. A video without those stupid commentators. What a treat.
but i would love to see a few seconds longer how the idiots react later,
Fr...
This is what I love about FailArmy. No obnoxious or ai-generated comments, just pure fails
15:37 why is he mad at bro for sitting still on his bike ? It’s his fault for not paying attention 😂
He's a ****, he went through red traffic lights, saw the guy, instead of stopping to see what he would do just guessed (wrongly) and tried to go round him. Then blamed him and threatened him. Idiot.
that, and the guy ran the red light 🤣
Yeap, he was probably looking for a good uppercut to snap out of his tripping...
Yes, those bikers and messengers go way too fast and expect people to move out of their way.
He's just getting mad to hide his embarrassment. 😂
people do not realize how dangerous backflips are. I hate it
I always see that and wonder how many necks/backs have been broken!
At 13:00, that dude that falls into the water. Hope he's doing well. Freezing cold water and pretty decent waterfall right next to it.
That's what I was thinking. Dude has literally minutes to live in that cold of water.
did yall even watch the clip? The water's like two feet deep where he lands and he instantly stands up out of it
agreed, the incident has just begun. now he's gotta get dry and warm, hopefully they weren't far from some hot coco, blankets and a fire.
@@Heroo01 Makes no difference. He's wet now and hypothermic shock will kick in in 20 minutes or less.
@@Heroo01no
I love how California’s fails are all laid-back and sunny while New York’s are high-energy and fast-paced. It’s like watching two different types of chaos unfold-California’s slow-motion disasters vs. New York’s lightning-speed screw-ups. Either way, both states bring some top-tier fails to the table! 🌞🗽
The garbage truck on fire (1:37) disgorging its load is not a fail. That is standard operating procedure to push the load out so the fire dept can fight the fire. Those fires usually start due to chemicals combining, heating up and igniting.
i think the fail was the fire itself lol
Now days trash truck fires are often caused by improperly disposed of batteries, esp Lithium-ion type.
@@1nm1 You are right, but not just batteries, solvents, paints, epoxies and other chemicals when accidentally mixed cause an exothermic reactions, igniting the trash. My comment is that ejection of the burning trash is not a fail.
@@Shannon-ij1pm 100% correct. Far cheaper to pay a cleanup fee of $X thousand instead of having to get another trash truck that costs $XXX thousand. Not to mention tipping the burning trash out also makes it MUCH easier to put the fire out.
@@1nm1 Exactly. The garbage company in my town actually has the procedure that if the driver is close enough to the fire station, book it over there and dump whatever they got in the dirt lot we have nearby. Same thing of preferring the cleanup fee while also not getting in the way while waiting for cleanup.
As for the fire starting? I agree it's not a fail. Improper disposals, chemicals, and even intentional arson can cause those garbage truck fires. It's not fair to put the blame on the driver.
1:30 was it a battery explosion? People don’t put your batters in garbage bins. Find e-waste recycling locations/ drop off points
3:18 is brutal.
That sound and the quick cut worries me….
15:36 looks like the shirtless fool was pissed at the guy that actually had the right of way.
the idiot drove his car that way. Why he now rides a bike. Dude needs to take the bus.
15:34 Oh, he's mad at another guy after being reckless on the road.
Probably lost a car license for behaving like that. Too bad he can’t lose biking privileges…
6:38 Splinter bringing home pizza for the turtles.
3:21 🎶 Josie's on a vacation far away 🎶
🎵 Come around and talk it over 🎶
🎶 Come around and talk it over🎶
The irony of that cybertruck being rescued by a Ford is that Ford also sells an electric truck...for FOURTY-THOUSAND DOLLARS LESS!
And Ford’s electric trick is fourty thousand times better than the WankPanzer
Not to mention that Ford’s electric truck is fourty-thousand times better than the WankPanzer
5:10: Bro you have NO IDEA how long I laughed at this! Irl ragdoll physics! 😂
Geez, now that I see that. Its gotta be horrific concussion.
@@doctormahrio5226 Or Guinness Book of Records for most cartwheels in a row.
@@DST.73 the no gravity version of Cartwheels
I don’t understand how that is humanly possible 😂
Least Santa guy had the sense to put down a cover to keep the mess contained lol
*I thought I was clumsy, but after watching this video, I feel like a professional athlete!*
12:00 not the in-n-out animal fries 😭😭
The 8:03 girl proves that yes, you CAN have your cake and eat it, too! LOL
She is living the dream and doesn’t even know it.
Cute now a few years not so much.
@@pauldavis9387 Totally!! LMAO
In summary, the fight between California and New York could be like a boxing match between two close friends. One side is trying to create super healthy dishes with quinoa, while the other side just wants to eat pizza and bagels all the time.
Seat belts and airbags are life savers, but nothing prepares you for the emotional shock.
Trying to do back flips like that is a really dumb way to break your neck!
And there were so many of them trying to do backflips. Like why bro?
That's how people, every year, end up quadriplegic.
Some soccer star did it years ago after scoring the winning goal. He broke his neck and died a day or two later.
8:42 when they try to turn a Halloween party into a glue commercial :P
12:30 that dronepilot was clearly aiming 🤣
14:22 That gravy said nope.
5:47 i broke my BACK. My back is broken.
3:40 Master Splinter? Is that you?!😮
He is just providing food for his four Testudine sons.😂
Not the sports car in the sand 😅😭
Right tho, the hell was dude thinking 😭
when i saw that clip i wondered how many comments deep will it be that someone was thinking the same thing........9 hahah nice.
The little girl @ 8:02 reminds me of Randy, the younger brother, from the cult classic “A Christmas Story” when the Mom said to him “Show me how the piggies eat.”
new york fails is something else 😄😄
It has more winter stuff!
I agree
9:53 Hilarious! One guy knows a thing or two about physics when the other does not lol
9:12 This is best the puppy pulls on her hair 😂❤
I love how the FailArmy library for American fails is so vast that they found two of each type of fail throughout almost the entire video
01:56 Walking around with a YSL bag and you can't/don't pay for a subway ticket? lmao
Assuming the bag wasn't bought at a stand topside.
@@vladimirenlow4388 Ten dollar knockoff.
3:25 That's one hell of an impact. I'm impressed it didn't derail the train.
it derailed the tv
3:15 I shouldn't laugh because that's probably a concussion, but omg, that had me wheezing.
My first reaction was, "OH !@#$." I literally had to play it over and over in .50 speed. I was dying laughing.
Hello everyone. Hope everyone has fun watching the video🥰
3:15 - I know that had to hurt, but I had to pause and replay that in .50 speed over and over, I thought I was going to pass out laughing so hard. God damn.
That drone fails was hilarious.😆😆😆
So nobody talk about how lucky this dude was in 0:11 😮
THAT was just an incredibly stupid stunt. So many of these fails are just "wtf were you THINKING??" moments.🙄
Unbeliveble 😳
7:46 some fella is not going to be able to believe his luck when he meets that girl.
The bottle starts to erupt, so her first instinct is to put it in her mouth.
That was awful nice of her.
The idiot on the mini bike slamming into the car,...lol!!! I replayed it like 20 times!!!😂
10:56 What a very high probability for being a quadraplegic looks like.
5:05 baby eats birthday cake without cutting 😂
3:15
That smacking sound & the way she stiffens up as she fell got me spitting all over.
14:35 that honk before the crash 🤣
"I have some good news, and some bad news. The good news, your package is here..."
@@Durwood71 lol
how does the guy at 10:55 hit his head on the air?
wondering that too!
I must have watched that 20 times trying to figure out what happened!
He hit his legs on something on the right and it stopped his movement so he landed on his head
4:22 NEVER TURN YOUR BACK TO THE WAVES
The Central Park shin on the bench had to hurt!
13:11 that's actually in Ostend, Belgium =)
8:17 aint no fail, pure skill
"Stupid is as Stupid does, Forrest."
"What does that mean, Mama?"
"Here, just watch this video."
3:08 How? How do they make that porch in the first place?
Good question Witchcraft I guess lol 😂
2:02 make me cry 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you so much for the help and knowledge you shared!
7:10 - Everyone in the video is calm, and here I am losing it! 🤣
Last time I checked, nose hair trimmers have been available for purchase for quite some time.
Also, a pair of tweezers and a mirror.
Those swab up the nose videos always freak me out to the point of feeling ill. I literally close my eyes until I hear the audio change for the next video.
@@cindydott452 Only idiots would put wax on a Q-Tip and then shove it up their nose.
Also, love the pic of "Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III." But you can call me Dot. Call me Dotty and you die. I'm 49. I know that Animaniacs came out when I was in high school, but not only was the show funny as hell, but it was quite educational in its own merit. The show made a return with all new episodes in 2020, and it ran for three seasons. But it just wasn't the same. It only consisted of The Warners and Pinky and the Brain. Everybody else was omitted.
These were funny. Lately most of these videos have been annoyingly unfunny but this one was good. I like starting my day off by watching these videos. Makes my day better..
11:41 Amazon delivery, here's your fkn package!!! 🤣
14:19 lmao That "oink" noise. 🤣
"Snakes on a Green" 🐍⛳️
Only in Australia.
8:07
*"Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'!!"*
_"What?!"_
*"Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'!!"*
_"Come on!!"_
*"Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'!!"*
_"Yeah!!"_
*"Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'!!"*
It is always funny seeing those "expensive" cars break.
5:35 I think the ninja turtles may have messed up cooking meth
That's a good one 😂😂
13:09 When you feel like your life's in a rut... heed the warning.
I'm not in a rut. I'm in the groove, baby!
11:40 lmao The little one's delayed reaction.
9:07 Free Powerwash, Yeah!!
The bicyclist had a red light PLUS what was his plan? Ram the car?
Wow, talk about an epic fail showdown! New York has the skyscrapers, but California brings the stunning chaos!
Trying to break your neck and spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair is some kind of an American national sport?
Like 5:10 this is multiple injuries plus broken bones, maybe permanent damage, not funny at all!
the kid at the end nearly broke his neck, shouldn't have been moved and sent to hospital to check for spiral cord damage
Your channel is my go-to for a good laugh, always delivers the fun 🥰
Great Videos, i love American people 😅😅
Thanks. That explains a lot.
2:54 there is no way he thought he was good board didn’t even leave the ground lmao good gawd
Love it. Lots of videos and no commentary. Perfect. Thank you.
0:01😱😱😱
1:31😱😱😱
3:09😱😱😱
8:07 I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral.
Bro, that guy that fell off the ice sheet 😮
The rat at about 6:41 or so! 😆🤣😂
New York has best fails ever! 😊 Better than the California fails.
The snowboarder in 5:10 reminded me of ABCs World of Sports opening played back in the 70s: The agony of defeat..
A big thank you to our colonial cousins across the water for providing us back in the mother country with so much entertainment. 🇺🇸🤝🇬🇧
And for those in Florida I sure as hell hope you’re not reading this now. be safe We’d 9th October 2024
15:49 I have to admire anyone that can afford $600 worth of extensions, all the time/hours it took to put them in, and the beautician's fees!
13:05 Not funny. The person's life is in danger.
3:03 Just made me sad 😔
5:37 My sides hurt from laughing! 😂
Proof that things just went from “USA! USA!” to “US-Ouch!” in a matter of minutes.
1:25 “Gulp.”
California fails is something else 😄😄
I like the funny videos on FailArmy
This brings me back to watching vine compilations
Only in Merica!!!!! YOU ALL WIN!!!!!!! The rest of the world cant compete!!!!!!
Good videos, and thanks to not making non sense comments like other compilations.
I need FAILS YOU MISSED back
3:06 i've had that happen to me before. was putting a 6pk on the table, and my friend had knelt down to grab something out of her purse, as soon as it got over her head, the bottom fell out and 5 bottles hit her directly on top of the head.
I’m like 90% sure that doorway at 0:45 was from Seinfeld😮
Failarmy is great video channel on UA-cam of all time.
@7:58 "no braincells were harmed"