Dumb American Fails | New York vs California 🇺🇸
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
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Which state fails the best?
14:20! The gravy coming out of the ladies mouth! LOL!
BOTH are failed states.
Florida 😂
13:35 Where is that golf course ⛳🐍 that is my nightmare...must be Texas!
15:03 The San Diego Hornblower ship sounding it's horn when it is 3-feet from hitting the pier and AFTER it stopped...keep up with that maintenance!💥🛳
btw...the bike crash...dude had a red light before he hit that guy.🚲
the coolest funniest and gold medalist idiots come from Cali
0:13 - That dude was really lucky he didn't land on one of those stakes...
Exactly !
And we were very unlucky he didn’t
@@EastCoastButtSlasher ??? how
@@EastCoastButtSlasherthat's stupid, idiot!
@@EastCoastButtSlasher The hell?!
That rat has four baby turtles to feed 🐀 🐢 🐢 🐢 🐢
oh, maybe more.....
😂 Master Splinter
Tmnt reference
I grew up watching the 2003 cartoon. I loved it so much
@@Harry0357 that one was cool but the original and the 2012 show were my jam
Thank God. A video without those stupid commentators. What a treat.
but i would love to see a few seconds longer how the idiots react later,
Fr...
This is what I love about FailArmy. No obnoxious or ai-generated comments, just pure fails
I love how California’s fails are all laid-back and sunny while New York’s are high-energy and fast-paced. It’s like watching two different types of chaos unfold-California’s slow-motion disasters vs. New York’s lightning-speed screw-ups. Either way, both states bring some top-tier fails to the table! 🌞🗽
😢😮😅 I love the rack going down the stairs with the big piece of pizza. He couldn't even carry it. He's going to have a feast on that one. That was the best one I think thank you.
people do not realize how dangerous backflips are. I hate it
I always see that and wonder how many necks/backs have been broken!
People don't realize how dangerous doing 12 backflips in a row off a jump while snowboarding is! I hate it!
15:37 why is he mad at bro for sitting still on his bike ? It’s his fault for not paying attention 😂
He's a ****, he went through red traffic lights, saw the guy, instead of stopping to see what he would do just guessed (wrongly) and tried to go round him. Then blamed him and threatened him. Idiot.
that, and the guy ran the red light 🤣
Yeap, he was probably looking for a good uppercut to snap out of his tripping...
Yes, those bikers and messengers go way too fast and expect people to move out of their way.
He's just getting mad to hide his embarrassment. 😂
At 13:00, that dude that falls into the water. Hope he's doing well. Freezing cold water and pretty decent waterfall right next to it.
That's what I was thinking. Dude has literally minutes to live in that cold of water.
did yall even watch the clip? The water's like two feet deep where he lands and he instantly stands up out of it
agreed, the incident has just begun. now he's gotta get dry and warm, hopefully they weren't far from some hot coco, blankets and a fire.
@@Heroo01 Makes no difference. He's wet now and hypothermic shock will kick in in 20 minutes or less.
@@Heroo01no
3:18 is brutal.
That sound and the quick cut worries me….
Least Santa guy had the sense to put down a cover to keep the mess contained lol
*I thought I was clumsy, but after watching this video, I feel like a professional athlete!*
5:10: Bro you have NO IDEA how long I laughed at this! Irl ragdoll physics! 😂
Geez, now that I see that. Its gotta be horrific concussion.
@@doctormahrio5226 Or Guinness Book of Records for most cartwheels in a row.
@@DST.73 the no gravity version of Cartwheels
I don’t understand how that is humanly possible 😂
3:21 🎶 Josie's on a vacation far away 🎶
🎵 Come around and talk it over 🎶
🎶 Come around and talk it over🎶
6:38 Splinter bringing home pizza for the turtles.
15:36 looks like the shirtless fool was pissed at the guy that actually had the right of way.
the idiot drove his car that way. Why he now rides a bike. Dude needs to take the bus.
1:30 was it a battery explosion? People don’t put your batters in garbage bins. Find e-waste recycling locations/ drop off points
In summary, the fight between California and New York could be like a boxing match between two close friends. One side is trying to create super healthy dishes with quinoa, while the other side just wants to eat pizza and bagels all the time.
12:00 not the in-n-out animal fries 😭😭
The 8:03 girl proves that yes, you CAN have your cake and eat it, too! LOL
She is living the dream and doesn’t even know it.
Cute now a few years not so much.
@@pauldavis9387 Totally!! LMAO
Seat belts and airbags are life savers, but nothing prepares you for the emotional shock.
Not the sports car in the sand 😅😭
Right tho, the hell was dude thinking 😭
when i saw that clip i wondered how many comments deep will it be that someone was thinking the same thing........9 hahah nice.
3:40 Master Splinter? Is that you?!😮
He is just providing food for his four Testudine sons.😂
15:34 Oh, he's mad at another guy after being reckless on the road.
Probably lost a car license for behaving like that. Too bad he can’t lose biking privileges…
new york fails is something else 😄😄
It has more winter stuff!
I agree
14:22 That gravy said nope.
"Stupid is as Stupid does, Forrest."
"What does that mean, Mama?"
"Here, just watch this video."
That drone fails was hilarious.😆😆😆
12:30 that dronepilot was clearly aiming 🤣
3:15 I shouldn't laugh because that's probably a concussion, but omg, that had me wheezing.
My first reaction was, "OH !@#$." I literally had to play it over and over in .50 speed. I was dying laughing.
14:35 that honk before the crash 🤣
"I have some good news, and some bad news. The good news, your package is here..."
@@Durwood71 lol
5:47 i broke my BACK. My back is broken.
9:53 Hilarious! One guy knows a thing or two about physics when the other does not lol
8:42 when they try to turn a Halloween party into a glue commercial :P
Hello everyone. Hope everyone has fun watching the video🥰
"Snakes on a Green" 🐍⛳️
Only in Australia.
01:56 Walking around with a YSL bag and you can't/don't pay for a subway ticket? lmao
Assuming the bag wasn't bought at a stand topside.
@@vladimirenlow4388 Ten dollar knockoff.
8:17 aint no fail, pure skill
9:12 This is best the puppy pulls on her hair 😂❤
2:02 make me cry 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The garbage truck on fire (1:37) disgorging its load is not a fail. That is standard operating procedure to push the load out so the fire dept can fight the fire. Those fires usually start due to chemicals combining, heating up and igniting.
i think the fail was the fire itself lol
Now days trash truck fires are often caused by improperly disposed of batteries, esp Lithium-ion type.
@@1nm1 You are right, but not just batteries, solvents, paints, epoxies and other chemicals when accidentally mixed cause an exothermic reactions, igniting the trash. My comment is that ejection of the burning trash is not a fail.
@@Shannon-ij1pm 100% correct. Far cheaper to pay a cleanup fee of $X thousand instead of having to get another trash truck that costs $XXX thousand. Not to mention tipping the burning trash out also makes it MUCH easier to put the fire out.
@@1nm1 Exactly. The garbage company in my town actually has the procedure that if the driver is close enough to the fire station, book it over there and dump whatever they got in the dirt lot we have nearby. Same thing of preferring the cleanup fee while also not getting in the way while waiting for cleanup.
As for the fire starting? I agree it's not a fail. Improper disposals, chemicals, and even intentional arson can cause those garbage truck fires. It's not fair to put the blame on the driver.
The Central Park shin on the bench had to hurt!
The little girl @ 8:02 reminds me of Randy, the younger brother, from the cult classic “A Christmas Story” when the Mom said to him “Show me how the piggies eat.”
14:19 lmao That "oink" noise. 🤣
3:25 That's one hell of an impact. I'm impressed it didn't derail the train.
it derailed the tv
3:15 - I know that had to hurt, but I had to pause and replay that in .50 speed over and over, I thought I was going to pass out laughing so hard. God damn.
So nobody talk about how lucky this dude was in 0:11 😮
THAT was just an incredibly stupid stunt. So many of these fails are just "wtf were you THINKING??" moments.🙄
Unbeliveble 😳
7:46 some fella is not going to be able to believe his luck when he meets that girl.
The bottle starts to erupt, so her first instinct is to put it in her mouth.
That was awful nice of her.
7:10 - Everyone in the video is calm, and here I am losing it! 🤣
5:05 baby eats birthday cake without cutting 😂
4:22 NEVER TURN YOUR BACK TO THE WAVES
8:07
*"Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'!!"*
_"What?!"_
*"Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'!!"*
_"Come on!!"_
*"Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'!!"*
_"Yeah!!"_
*"Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'!!"*
It is always funny seeing those "expensive" cars break.
I love how the FailArmy library for American fails is so vast that they found two of each type of fail throughout almost the entire video
Your channel is my go-to for a good laugh, always delivers the fun 🥰
11:40 lmao The little one's delayed reaction.
13:09 When you feel like your life's in a rut... heed the warning.
I'm not in a rut. I'm in the groove, baby!
The irony of that cybertruck being rescued by a Ford is that Ford also sells an electric truck...for FOURTY-THOUSAND DOLLARS LESS!
And Ford’s electric trick is fourty thousand times better than the WankPanzer
Not to mention that Ford’s electric truck is fourty-thousand times better than the WankPanzer
This video was epic! Keep bringing us these amazing videos. 👏
3:15
That smacking sound & the way she stiffens up as she fell got me spitting all over.
Bro, that guy that fell off the ice sheet 😮
Trying to do back flips like that is a really dumb way to break your neck!
And there were so many of them trying to do backflips. Like why bro?
That's how people, every year, end up quadriplegic.
Some soccer star did it years ago after scoring the winning goal. He broke his neck and died a day or two later.
9:07 Free Powerwash, Yeah!!
The rat at about 6:41 or so! 😆🤣😂
Perfectly cut moment! 9:35
The drone bro 💀
the truck bro💀
5:35 I think the ninja turtles may have messed up cooking meth
That's a good one 😂😂
3:03 Just made me sad 😔
I need FAILS YOU MISSED back
2:54 there is no way he thought he was good board didn’t even leave the ground lmao good gawd
That very task involves feeding four baby turtles.
5:43 The best friends fails 🤣
Thanks. That explains a lot.
0:01😱😱😱
1:31😱😱😱
3:09😱😱😱
5:37 My sides hurt from laughing! 😂
2:59 ballseye 😂😂
@7:58 "no braincells were harmed"
This brings me back to watching vine compilations
Great Videos, i love American people 😅😅
Hi Guys,Wish you have fun watching the video, have a nice day
These were funny. Lately most of these videos have been annoyingly unfunny but this one was good. I like starting my day off by watching these videos. Makes my day better..
8:07 was soo anime 😂
10:56 What a very high probability for being a quadraplegic looks like.
how does the guy at 10:55 hit his head on the air?
wondering that too!
I must have watched that 20 times trying to figure out what happened!
He hit his legs on something on the right and it stopped his movement so he landed on his head
nobody was hurt ... "ow ow ow ow ow!"
13:11 that's actually in Ostend, Belgium =)
Thank you so much for the help and knowledge you shared!
14:20 ...yeah, my mind went there... 😂😂😂
0:14 luckiest dude ever
Last time I checked, nose hair trimmers have been available for purchase for quite some time.
Also, a pair of tweezers and a mirror.
Those swab up the nose videos always freak me out to the point of feeling ill. I literally close my eyes until I hear the audio change for the next video.
@@cindydott452 Only idiots would put wax on a Q-Tip and then shove it up their nose.
Also, love the pic of "Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III." But you can call me Dot. Call me Dotty and you die. I'm 49. I know that Animaniacs came out when I was in high school, but not only was the show funny as hell, but it was quite educational in its own merit. The show made a return with all new episodes in 2020, and it ran for three seasons. But it just wasn't the same. It only consisted of The Warners and Pinky and the Brain. Everybody else was omitted.
3:40 Always Remember Pizza Rat!
That dog just hit the girl with the stick.
That's because she bought the cheap dog food!
11:41 Amazon delivery, here's your fkn package!!! 🤣
This is hilarious! I can't stop laughing! 😂
New York has best fails ever! 😊 Better than the California fails.
Ashcart... living its dream 😂
California fails is something else 😄😄
The truck driver has reached the highest level of 80, so he can do without some parts of his truck.😂
Now that’s terrifying
11:38 - your delivery is here!