I always love how even after all the years he had been doing this, his act never got stale, he never ran out of things to say. And every new thing he mentioned about people made me realize just how weird we are as a species haha. He is greatly missed.
@@kartikkesarwani1320 The amount of surplus value they get out of everyone's data should be enough to either pay us to sit through adds or remove them all together. But i guess bootlickers will exist in every topic of discussion
Nicholas Tylawsky I shit you not, I was sitting in starbucks a couple weeks back, an old asian guy with half his teeth came in asking people for a dollar.
George Carlin the last honest man. If the world lasts long enough he'll be seen as a visionary warning of the doom that's coming, and wherever he is he'll be laughing at the rest of us. Thanks George for helping me to become a spectator.
George Carlin, Redd Foxx, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, Patrice O Neal - These are the comedy goats that passed away but their legacy would never be forgotten.
So I open the video, the first thing I get is an 8 minute ad. I mean yeah you can skip it, but what if I was binge listening to a George Carlin playlist while doing something else? A small ad is no big deal but now I gotta stop whatver Im doing and come back over here because UA-cam decided to take an 8 minute dump on my evening
There is a lot of things you never see. And you don't you don't see em cause you don't see em. You gonna see something first you know you never saw and then you see it and say "hey, I never saw that". Too late, you just saw it. Epic
"Dad, I wish you would drink more." Never heard that from my son. His mother was a different story. "I wish you'd actually drink. That way I have a drinking buddy at all times!"
There is one thing he said that I’ve seen before. The part about someone taking a shit while running at full speed. I saw my dog pooping as he was running once and he didn’t even notice.
here's something you never hear: Two people engaged in a youtube comment war realized how pointless the debate was and went out and did something productive with their lives.
ElFino013 It's actually Fella tio, the great Italian oral singer. He sings orally, NOT analy......although he might if you ask nicely. I tried, but he rectally declined.
Actually i did from my grandfather. He saw this guy back in 2008 during the last year of Georges life with my uncle . My grandfather saw this guy in vegas and he said he was horrible and people were leaving the place. I believe he was funnier when he was younger
@@supersarah5673 In the story of the fall of Sodom and Gomorrah a fella named Lot (who was Abraham's nephew) offered the virginity of his two daughters when the entire male citizenship of Sodom tried to rape two angels sent by God. Pretty weird story.
“gee that italian family sure is quiet”
Ah yes the... Corleone family...
"I never wanted this for you..."
"I know pop..."
:-D
My African neighbours are so quiet and never litter.
As someone with an Italian family, I can confirm that
Italian dude here. Can confirm.
Italian people aren't as loud as Chinese people
I always love how even after all the years he had been doing this, his act never got stale, he never ran out of things to say. And every new thing he mentioned about people made me realize just how weird we are as a species haha. He is greatly missed.
Zhyane uber
He had a never-ending source of material...life, stupid people, fuck-head politicians, etc. oh yeah...dog farts!
Do you still think we are weird?
He threw his act out every year and started new. That is hard af.
Always timeless, and will always be relevant to the times.
“Gee, I wish UA-cam had MORE commercials!”
Don't give them ideas dude!
or you can buy premium; no service is free.
@@kartikkesarwani1320 there were no ads prior to greedy fucking google’s takeover, were there? Every goddamned website I visit has a google ad.
@@kartikkesarwani1320 The amount of surplus value they get out of everyone's data should be enough to either pay us to sit through adds or remove them all together. But i guess bootlickers will exist in every topic of discussion
@@richardcampbell8498 it has really to do with the evolution of digital marketing overall
You never see an old man eating a Twix.
you never see a homeless Chinese man
I'm not 'avin' a go, I'm just sayin', that's why they make them old man toffees, a'ight?
You never see an eight-year old breastfeeding.
It's a foodage...
Nicholas Tylawsky I shit you not, I was sitting in starbucks a couple weeks back, an old asian guy with half his teeth came in asking people for a dollar.
"You've never seen a guy take a shit while running at full speed"
Not unless you're a cop.
There are several pictures of runners doing just that, actually. What a world we live in....
Or a marathon runner. I have literally seen this happen.
Select runners post-marathon and Raab Himself in CKY
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Running with the bulls in Pamplona.
A preacher with his hands IN HIS OWN POCKETS.
Same with lawyers, but the lawyer is just reaching for your wallet.
If a Preacher did a Frosted mini wheat's advert...
The kid in me loves the frosted side , The adult in me loves the kid in me !
Or a Democrat with his hands in his own pockets!
@@TowMater603 Wasn't that a Family Guy bit?
@@negascoot23 - yes it was ;)
“Calm down, have some dip” sounds like the precursor to “ma’am, this is an Arby’s.”
The man was a genius.RIP.
George Carlin the last honest man. If the world lasts long enough he'll be seen as a visionary warning of the doom that's coming, and wherever he is he'll be laughing at the rest of us. Thanks George for helping me to become a spectator.
You're right.
You're right even more
You’re the rightest
All righty!
Right on👍
0:31 has been done on video. CKY!
Something you'll never here: "The alien went down on me and then we watched Monday Night Football together."
+Pete Kavar "hear
+Pete Kavar I dunno, sounds like something that might not be too uncommon in, for example, the Mass Effect universe.
Dammit, Pete!
You promised we would *never* speak of that again!😵
Lmfaooo
Nope me and my brother do word improv or idk what it's called specifically but yea he came up with that about 3 years ago
"There seems to be no real gentle way of announcing publicly a DUMP." xD
Lol true
This is far from his most clever set, and I’m still cracking up!
This is one of the most creative skits Carlin had.
Here's something you won't ever hear, "America has the best balanced budget I've ever seen!"
2:50 THAT FACE XD
You'll Never See Another Like George Carlin the most consistent ever.
1:21 this is the face I make when I hit a blunt
my dab face
Dood wee is good. I take ask fr weed and i smoke it an whoah smonk wee so cool
no
@@kai326 I think he meant dabs as in THC concentrate
You'll never see directly into your own eyes with your own eyes.
Mirror
George Carlin was Legend! 🌟 R. I. P Sir! 😎👍
Watch CKY3.You'll see a someone taking a shit while running at full speed.
That hot poker joke is one of his all time greatest. It’s true that no one said that before him ever.
Calm down have some dip...
March 2022, God this guy was freaking hilarious I miss him.
"I'll be right back...I gotta take a dump." XD
The #1 rule in my house for when someone is at the door: No warrant, no entry.
xD
Starving Orphan being eaten by zombie bear at front door, doesn't have warrant.
Tough beans.
Good luck with the S.W.A.T. team, buddy. :P
So when the Publishers Clearing House guy shows up with that big check for a million dollars, you are just going to tell him to go fuck himself?
@@albundy6008 I would.
0:32
Raab Himself: "hold my beer...."
George Carlin never fails to make me laugh :)
George Carlin, Redd Foxx, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, Patrice O Neal - These are the comedy goats that passed away but their legacy would never be forgotten.
damn I sure miss George Carlin
"You never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed"
Two words: Chris Raab
“Calm down! Have some dip!”😂😂😂 why is that so funny?
So I open the video, the first thing I get is an 8 minute ad. I mean yeah you can skip it, but what if I was binge listening to a George Carlin playlist while doing something else? A small ad is no big deal but now I gotta stop whatver Im doing and come back over here because UA-cam decided to take an 8 minute dump on my evening
you never see an honest politian
*ahem* Andrew Yang.
“You’ve never seen someone taking a shit while running at full speed” well, I have.
An all-time great. Always hilarious.
You never seen a 200 year old man eating a burger
I miss him terribly! I would love to see what he would have to say about the recent goings on in our country! This man told it like it was!
I love George Carlin ...he’s one my favorite comedians..god rest his honest soul..
Dat Face at 2:47 that should be a meme.
It shall be called the "calm down, have some dip" face
What about 2:38 roflmao
@@SadButter 2:51
Kaelpie when you accidentally sit down and realize the gerbil is still up your ass.
A true legend!
"You never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed." Cky "challenge accepted "
Video please.
you never see a politician vote for you.
I could binge watch this guy for hours
oh lord give us George Carlin back and we give you all the SJW:s
You never see an old man eating a twix.
Loved this guy....sound truth....his mind was amazing
On the 12th anniversary of when this was uploaded, right here I say I wish George Carlin was still alive! Well, almost the anniversary anyway.
There needs to be a Loony Toon based on this man. His voice would work so well for one.
Well... the running full speed and taking a shit was done by Chris Raab so...seen it. Lol
"Calm down, have some dip." That needs to be on a shirt.
George Carlin was great. Sure miss him.
Fortunately, he has a low voice and the sound quality is good. He's a funny guy and he speaks the truth.
ive seen a man running full speed taking a shit on CKY... thanks George.
I now want a Rolls Royce with a "Shit Happens" bumper sticker.
You never see a VW beetle with a radiator and you never see a handbrake on a canoe and you never see a glass hammer and a plastic frypan
It would be nice if the volume on the commercial was half the volume of George, rather than twice as loud!
George Carlin is one of my favorite comediens punching up is real comedy & that's what he believed & i can agree.
1:38 he was number one !
Something you will NEVER hear : "Just cause I have a vagina doesn't mean the whole world has oppressed me and owes me something!"
Well I got this recommended to me 12 years too late
At the end "do what yoy have to do and leave me out of it " that's hilarious.
There is a lot of things you never see. And you don't you don't see em cause you don't see em. You gonna see something first you know you never saw and then you see it and say "hey, I never saw that". Too late, you just saw it.
Epic
A Chinese restaurant commercial.
You never see that.
This is a good funny George Carlin video
You never see 2 straight men on the same Harley Davidson!
"Here, shadey looking guy. Hold my wallet while I put my keys in the ignition and walk away".
George and Richard genius
And now I’m the only Carlin left
Miss the guy he was a great
You'll never see an old man drinking decaf
1:38 HE WAS NUMBER 1!
Too bad George Carlin isn't around today...
"Dad, I wish you would drink more." Never heard that from my son. His mother was a different story.
"I wish you'd actually drink. That way I have a drinking buddy at all times!"
George to me was like the Emperor Palpatine of comedians. He showed no mercy
“Honey, it’s the police...they have a search warrant...and the 300 kilos of cocaine are still out in the living room” 😂😂
It set off the smoke alarm - Never mind!!!
Still true 14 years later
Things you never see; a politician standing up for what's right
There was a marathon in Sweden where a guy shit himself while running at full speed.
0:35 Um Actually I have seen that once sort of. I'm not kidding it happened to a friend of mine.
0:31 yeah about that
You’ll never here I was wrong and I’m responsible for myself.
Raab himself says hold my beer
Thanks to Paula Radcliffe... and the internet, you CAN see someone taking a shit whilst running at full speed.
Something you'll never hear also "Oh crap, it's Friday again!"
"Wow those senators really did a good job putting the people first today."
Having fun hearing all of his funny stuff!
I don't want to talk about how I found this.
it was that one artwork, wasnt it?
If I ever get rich, I'm gonna learn to drive, buy a Rolls Royce and have a bumper sticker with "Shit Happens" on it.
There is one thing he said that I’ve seen before. The part about someone taking a shit while running at full speed. I saw my dog pooping as he was running once and he didn’t even notice.
Shit Steve-O Did It!
He meant a human, not a dog.
Man would George have some good material after Trumps 4 years in office.
here's something you never hear: Two people engaged in a youtube comment war realized how pointless the debate was and went out and did something productive with their lives.
+Daniel Perle You win the Internets.
+Daniel Perle Nope, I did that...
Spot On Daniel +Daniel Perle Aaaahh Shit, there goes the human race . =====~~~~~ fuck it
+Daniel Perle thats not true, hear about that all the time, your stupid for posting that comment! :P
LetThere BeBrock did you just assume his species
Here is something you'll never hear- "I've been on the internet for 8 hours and I just can't seem to find any porn."
You'll if you live in Saudi Arabia lo
Yo Mama
Just go to Wikipedia and look up fellatio. There is your porn.
ElFino013 lmao
ElFino013 It's actually Fella tio, the great Italian oral singer. He sings orally, NOT analy......although he might if you ask nicely. I tried, but he rectally declined.
what about if you're old and google safe search is on?
“Dad, you really ought to drink more.”
Jay Janssen My dad did that and we didn't even have to ask him. 🍺🍷🍸🍾
All the haters need to calm down and have some dip.
@Soller lmao how did that go down?
For me it's the mother 🙄
LOL!!
You'll Never See Another Like George Carlin the most consistent ever.
GM: Even at the end--consistently bitter, profanity-filled, unfunny, and "wise."
I do agree with you .....unique
Carl baron?
Bill Burr is the closest and yet he’s miles away from Carlin.
Gator McClusky are you sure?
You never see a guy in a 3 piece suit in a Wal Mart
I see you on every George Carlin comment section
You get around
i see you everywhere
Obviously you’re not aware of the legend Barney Stinson
I dont know you see a lot of strange things in wal Mart
George Carlin is unfunny...
that's something you'll never hear
Clown Prince I heard it, From trolls of course.
And objectively wrong bitches.
Actually i did from my grandfather. He saw this guy back in 2008 during the last year of Georges life with my uncle . My grandfather saw this guy in vegas and he said he was horrible and people were leaving the place. I believe he was funnier when he was younger
Anthony Banchieri lies
No, im not lying, its true. He really did say that. I asked him myself
"Calm down, have some dip." Someone needs to put that on a shirt right underneath George Carlin's face
Vanellope'sArchives working on it
*Hold my beer*
@@joelmaqueira4851 Thank you!
@@lizethserna87 u r pretty
@@mv1991 thank you ^_^
"Do what you want to the girl, just leave me alone" Pretty sure that one is from the bible.
Lot lol
Where hunni?? X
@@supersarah5673 In the story of the fall of Sodom and Gomorrah a fella named Lot (who was Abraham's nephew) offered the virginity of his two daughters when the entire male citizenship of Sodom tried to rape two angels sent by God. Pretty weird story.
Indeed but this one was written
I didn't realise it could be interpreted as a bible reference until you mentioned it.