Got my Loot Lord the other day, went to put it on my shelf and my roommates dog went fuckin nuts. Sometimes I catch him just staring at it. Ratlord household.
My granny walked in and when I turned around to say hi my headphones unplugged right as Aqua and Lettuce are bickering about wiping their butts. Quality content.
Got the loot lord TANMAN!!! my kids love it! they now fight over it to go to bed. Soon i will make them fight to the death for my love. you will decide how my children love me for the rest of my life.
I don’t know how many times in my life that I’ve ever been irrationally irritated by others taking about “wiping their ass”….but god DAMN IT if I’m not yelling at the screen when y’all are talking lollll
Enjoyed your streams and videos. After BSG's decision to frick the entire playerbase up today, I'll unfortunately be quitting tarkov and all media related to it. Good luck to your future exploits.
I really dont watch every upload. I dont really enjoy the lootlord face streams that much. But every once in a while a killer video like this one comes along and just knocks it out of the park. Kudos to the editor as well!
Extremely sad because I love aqua but seeing BSG scam literally thousands of players (hopefully) means the downfall of this game/company. Hope the cult survives into the future
Sir why are americans talking about only wiping? Just wash like a european (I believe you call the necesarry tools bidet and bidet toilet). Thank you for your attention. I feel weirded out for having to make this comment.
Aqua is currently on vacation. He doesn't really know about the full extent of the drama, but is upset with what he does know. He will do a bigger statement when he is back to streaming next week and will go over his plan for stream/yt then. Hope that explains more for you. -Kings
Aqua gotta be the only guy I know to use a cms kit in an open field, die, and be perplexed
Lmao
perplexed LMAOOOO
Lettuce calling out both Aqua's use of Mustard guns and stand wiping is very satisfying.
he's gotten away with it for too long, I've had enough
Retribution has come for aqua and welcome it.
If you stand all the way up to wipe… your cheeks will smoosh together and become a rorshachs test… WHO TF STANDS TO WIPE?!
Holy shit my hysteric laugh reading this while in a public restroom
That ledx death I literally fucking JUMPED out my skin, that blows
The Aqua and Lettuce duo is probably one of my favorites.
Aqua and Seth Rogen you mean 😂
i love when you stood still in the middle of the road to cms, and then got shot instantly. still better than my gameplay though tbh
Lol for real I was like what a spot
Editor be going hard. Video content has been so good lately.
the last of us music when he died with the ledx lol
That ricochet sound the second LEDX attempt scared the shit out of me!😅
God i love this silly old man
that is so accurate to how i feel about him
LONG LIVE THE LOOT LORD. MAY YOUR ROUBLES BE MANY AND YOUR HEAD EYES BE FEW!
Got my Loot Lord the other day, went to put it on my shelf and my roommates dog went fuckin nuts. Sometimes I catch him just staring at it. Ratlord household.
My granny walked in and when I turned around to say hi my headphones unplugged right as Aqua and Lettuce are bickering about wiping their butts.
Quality content.
Standing to wipe is psychotic I need like a diagram or something
I'll pass on the diagram but it is psychotic
Just received my Loot Lord Plushie all the way in the UK, absolutely love it!
Man for like 10 mins I've been wondering why my screen is so dirty or my vision so foggy. Then noticed it's the face shield. Big zaza moments
Aqua, I love you man but how long have air drops been in the game and how do you still not understand how the plane flaring works?
Bro lich king is one of my favorite BAnds That merch goes HArd
God this is gonna be such a banger to watch on my into work I just know it
Got my tan man loot lord! Sitting proud blocking my pc from getting any air! Thanks Aqua!
36:00 that mini hear attack.
I've been joking that Aqua locks his knees to wipe but I had no idea that it was actually true. HIS POOR CHEEKS.
19:00
Aqua helps like I help my father by holding the flashlight as he cusses at me for not holding the flashlight right.
GG Grab my kit
He said “you’re locking out your knees?” 😂😂😂 aqua wtf hahahaha
Delightful win. Love you Aqua
Aqua I found a an evasion arm band on a jacket in reserve
this duo is unstoppable. loving the series
Aquas and Lettuces cycles have synced, Tarkov be warned 😂😂😂
Never seen a clean whistle in ma life
looking extra sick as always cough boy
Til aqua doesnt know how to wipe his ass
Standing to wipe is insane. I hope Aqua sees these comments and gets the help he needs.
Did Aqua even have paracord? 27:59 He literally just left resort and had a straight shot for path to LH
yeah he had paracord in the epsi
Lettuce is such a cool teammate, BROTHER!
I just got my ledx for private clinic in a 95k scav case :D
I stand all the way up and wipe from the front
"allegedly" "nah its real" lol
He has Risen!
i am so glad the fold is an accptable standard in today 's restroom
aqua put on his V-looter so he can pull his hair out in silent rage.
thought that t-shirt said uch king at first 🤣🤣
I WAS EATING AND YA TALKING ABOUT TAKING A DOOKIE STANDING good video
I’m so confused, does the led-x not count cause he didn’t get out??
6:14 - 6:20 iraq vets having a convo
Eating a bag of chips and the topic comes up about wiping their asses. *the bag of chips are now back in the cupboard*
well watching this now after bsg killed tarkov feels weird LOL
You won the piss race. Lettuce has been out hogged.
Why weren't you crafting the LEDX before?
It's absolutely wild that aqua has 3k hours and doesn't know the difference between west and east wing lol
Finally! LEOX
Yooo he got that ledxx
Dirty ass cheeks lmfaooo I'm glad lettuce called out how insane that was lmfao
I’ve seen you get Kappa like 5 fuckin times now in the last few weeks! Am I a gosh dang time traveler or do I have a friggin tumor!?!?!?!?
Got the loot lord TANMAN!!! my kids love it! they now fight over it to go to bed. Soon i will make them fight to the death for my love. you will decide how my children love me for the rest of my life.
Armband Nighttime ASMR
i know tis video is pre update but i hope aqua addresses the unheard issue with the community otherwise i see tarkov dying fast
I don’t know how many times in my life that I’ve ever been irrationally irritated by others taking about “wiping their ass”….but god DAMN IT if I’m not yelling at the screen when y’all are talking lollll
This dude wipes while standing up thats crazy, he even sucks at wiping🤣
Day 5 of asking aqua to carry Lvndmark
I second this
He said he was scared of him essentially about a year ago
@prohydro2734 I'd be scared of aqua too.
They played together once.
It was zero chemistry and it was on Labs.
It was lame.
Why is landmark always looking to his left ..
Never clicked on a thumbnail so fast
Enjoyed your streams and videos. After BSG's decision to frick the entire playerbase up today, I'll unfortunately be quitting tarkov and all media related to it. Good luck to your future exploits.
You’re locking out your knees..funniest thing…and lettuce is spot on
i sure love when god smiles to this old man.
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Aqua for president
We do drugs together we pee together we tarkov together aqua forever ❤
Am I the only one that forgets this isn't hardcore?!
Do you know how many people would and actually have killed to spend eternity with a cult leader??? I’d say she’s the lucky one
Yooo! Is this it? Did Aqua finally get Kappa?
Shout out nostalgia critic
I see bromance within 1 min, I Like 👍. I’m a simple man.
I really dont watch every upload. I dont really enjoy the lootlord face streams that much. But every once in a while a killer video like this one comes along and just knocks it out of the park. Kudos to the editor as well!
aqua is him
sit wipe gang
Extremely sad because I love aqua but seeing BSG scam literally thousands of players (hopefully) means the downfall of this game/company. Hope the cult survives into the future
Fuck yeah boyyyy
Crumple gang
I really want the plushie but after shipment it’s 40 bucks fml 😂
"We're on it today" cheers Aqua, as Lettuce does 90% of the work :D
Aqua tiny cheeks confirmed
Milk
Got
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Real men stand and put one foot up on the bath for maximum sphincter exposure.
AKWA
Rewatch the video whilst imagining that Lettuce is Aqua's wife's boyfriend, then thank me later
Aqua sold me fent couple minutes ago.
True
Crumplers dislike the video
What the fuck why are you like playing well and stuff
Sir why are americans talking about only wiping? Just wash like a european (I believe you call the necesarry tools bidet and bidet toilet). Thank you for your attention. I feel weirded out for having to make this comment.
Still playing this shitshow?
New game edition, shows how lost and broken this game is.
Ive been watching Aqua for years, but I cant continue with this standing nonsense. Sorry Aqua. Its just too far.
Streaming tark while BSG is fleecing people and not even commenting on it is sketch man.
Brother look at when he posted this and use that big ol brain of yours.
@@T729-3 yup. The day Tarkov fell is when we posed it. Lol
Aqua is currently on vacation. He doesn't really know about the full extent of the drama, but is upset with what he does know. He will do a bigger statement when he is back to streaming next week and will go over his plan for stream/yt then. Hope that explains more for you. -Kings
@@macguy34 Its old footage before BSG decided to burn everything down.
@@T729-3 but poseted the day of. It's fine it's fine. I know aqua is on our side.
1 minute and 3 views Aqua fell off 😔
3 views in 10 seconds aqua fell off
15 minutes and no-one called you a bot so you fell off harder
@@HunterAnsorge-ok9jk wym thats great succes
@@GmodFilmsTR your copium is noxious please go smoke it elsewhere
Not gonna lie I wipe my ass the same way 😂😂😂
God i love this silly old man
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