Idiots Laughing At HILARIOUS News Headlines
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Jack 18, call me rizzard of oz, let me work my magic, 500K+ subs on yt, side hobby
lets bring chez to 100k veiws!
There are three types of weird headlines. There's the funny ones, the "no shit" ones, and the ones that make you feel like you've been flashbanged by words.
Someone's gotta post this on r/brandnewsentence
get this.. the sun is bright
@@drew4163 why are you stating the obvious like it's new information
@@TheCaptainAmelia did u know that humor is funny
this sounded better in my head
2:11 to be fair, I have a feeling that eating seven *million* bananas in a timespan of 24 hours would kill you with or without that radiation lmao
"Ah, yes, *THE RADIATION* would kill you"
bro i just calculated it and you need 1944 bananas a second to eat 7 million bananas in 24 hours.
@@antoniotrivelloni8191 TheRussianBadger fan detected.
Thats about 7.35 * 10^8 calories, which is approximately equal to 210000 pounds of fat gain
Not if you are a extremely big snake obviously
My favourite news article was “man’s threat to blow up a bathroom had nothing to do with a bomb”
Nothing can ever top “Man kills himself then runs away.”
@@brokkenmeme tf2
4 years later I'm still searching for the worthy successor to Soothouse. Will this channel be the one? We shall see.
Gives me their energy so i hope so
I'm a bit uneducated so can someone enlighten me on the topic of what happened to soothouse?
@@marbulOfficialthey stopped existing
@@marbulOfficialthanos forgot to filter who he snapped
@@minaashido518 Ohhhhhh damn
Fun fact, in the US Legal system, stealing any valuable motor vehicle can get you charged with Grand Theft Auto.
Yes, that is a real thing.
Yeah, the game got its name from the crime
Well no kidding
No shit buddy
To all the comments saying no kidding, methinks they're talking about the headline at 1:16
Whew! You almost had me thinking British people were real!
phew, yeah thank god theyre not...
@@chezitooA little rude.
@@themightygallium9509 woke
Wait, I don’t exist?
So that’s why I can’t interact with the mortal plane
I thought I was just having a weird allergic reaction to dark matter
I can confirm as a British person, we are Thanos snap dust.
"Eating 7,000,000 bananas in the span of 24 hours will make you die of radiation poisoning"
New forcefeeding fetish subcategory discovered
(angry, close to microphone) "AH, YES, *THE RADIATION* WILL KILL YOU."
@@edward9487 ah finally a badjur fan here
ah finally it reached 41 likes, let's get that 41 to 100
Me reading this while cheking my steam with the game banana on it
People talk shit about places like Florida or Ohio, but honestly the more I hear about Britain the more it sounds like some bizarre dystopian wasteland.
That about sums up Britain
Yea what did Florida do? It's great down here.
"police arrest everyone on Feb 22" oh shit that's today
omg i remember when this happened like a month ago
I wonder how the people that actually made this headlines think
they don’t think
Same, especially the "overpass bypass" one
"China Ferrari Sex Orgy Death Crash" sounds like a Death Grips album
1:36 "This is the LSPD! Stop the vehicle now!"
Alan Moore is a fucking legend. Wrote V for Vendetta, Watchmen, Batman: The Killing Joke, the Swamp Thing reboot and many more legendary comics!
8:16 this sounds like a Death Grips lyric 🤣💀💀
7:30 he had a EXTRA LIFE!!
he had a totem
5:42 you know, what are the odds of that happening specially for the joke being enough to make the thief laugh xD
This reminds me so much of the old Tonight Show Jay Leno Headlines segment (if you kids remember that).
7:22 That’s Florida for ya 🤣
3:01 that was such a british answer to a british question
LOOOOLL
8:17 sounds like a modern metal band
Chez never fails to help me forget the mental breakdown i had earlier
Chez puts so much work OUTSIDE of us :D
what
@@chezitoo again, you heard me.
@@chezitoo you know what he said
F I N A L L Y
N O S E X J O K E
You're getting a sub.
Was hoping it would be inside of me
3:38 I wonder how that changed his beliefs. To him that must be a pretty clear sign god isn't on the side he thought :3
0:13 hey look it’s me :D
2:15 casper the friendly ghost and kevin the frisky ghost
As someone who used to live in the Northern Territory of australia for 11 years, the people working at NT news are true wordsmiths
5:23 2000 year sentence is insane what did he do?😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭
The Sun is absolutely wild ngl
"Georgia residents fear the return of the infamous new york poop train" or so it goes
there's also one where 2 reporters were arguing who mom's favorite son was and the headline said he was second favorite
0:28 WHOSE?!
getting arrested while getting a haircut is absolutely wild
chez never fails to be the rizzard of oz
Idk man Acids' voice is giving him some competition
I love how you can tell it was a slow day when some of these were written
1:30 they be Janet and Rita for sure lol
I was not expecting a Mr. Hands reference in this one, but here we are
3:20 That cow had BEEF with that horse
5:53 NO WAY😮! I thought they helped us with, idk, making music! I am greateful that I have heard this, this has helped me a lot!
Atleast let man have his haircut finished💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Wait till y’all see the “Godzilla blocks hurricane during volcano eruption” news😂
5:04 BEST ONE HERE LMAO
2 British people reinvent headlines by jay leno
I randomly found this person and I've been bingeing their videos
Hopefully that guy only paid half price as his 'fro was half off! :D
just realized a fun thing.
you know double it and give it to the next person?
what if you could also triple it, and give it to the previous person, but if you're the first, it goes away.
and the start amount isn't 1$.
UN in a nutshell: 0:52
Dang I didn’t know oxygen was linked to breathing, I thought it was coffee all along 🤷♂️
If the Newspapers had these Headlines I'd always buy them XD.
A lot of these have “People die when they are killed.” energy.
they have expanded my view on reality. i never once thought that "people are alive until they die", "kevin the horny ghost haunts houses", "fhgfhdf dfdffgfg fgfgfg fgfgfg", and "births cause population growth"
the guy in the thumbnail looks like his name is the crescent bandit
Alan Moore is such a weird dude, but I love his work. Dude looks like this and wrote V for Vendetta
Babe wake up new Chez video
WOOOO
WOOOOOO@@chezitoo
2:08 I think if you ate 7,000,000 bananas in one day you'd be dead long before feeling any effect from the radiation
When you're trying to work from home but your kids keep coming into the room:
8:02 🇺🇸 AMERICAAAAA!!! (Where I’m from:🇨🇦)
If it were up to me, that vegan wouldn't have even got that banana
Speaking of news, yall ever heard of the mexia grocery store? An asian couple opened a store but eventually left back to asia, except they left all the produce still on the shelves, and the rotting produce made a smell so bad people around the area reported the smells coming from it, the police had to send in a FUCKING HAZMAT TEAM to clean up the abandoned store it smelled so bad, it was a literal biohazard.
''China uses ocean to hide submaries'' Lol
2:22 how would they know the ghost is horny though?
The thumbnail had no rights to make me laugh this hard
2:11 yeah, I personally eat 6 999 999 bananas every day, just to not die of radiation poisoning.
Some of these headlines probably came out when these facts weren’t known
I think you'd be delighted to hear the the pothole guy goes by "wanksy".
This is how WW2 British and American soldiers would spend time if there was discord....making fun of eachother's culture
Jack 18
Call me the rizzard of oz, let me work my magic
500K+ subs of Yt, side hobby
I'm so glad i found this channel with the name soundalikes. You are putting out bangers.
1:55 oh no it’s February 22nd rn that’s crazy
Wow, I never knew that oxygen keeps you alive. You're a lifesaver
I was watching this on Feb 22 💀1:54
Really you need oxygen to live?... well I've been doing it wrong...
that laugh sounds like annoying orange
It’s a good day when chez uploads
Oh no... today is when the police is going to arrest everyone!
Chez's videos are like news for me
As a british person, i can absolutely agree with this video.😂
i stay muted in the discord calls despite having a mic so frequently that at some point i accidentally thought im in a call w these guys
3:07 This is tied with the Gran Theft Auto rofl
The thumbnail is like a super villain haircut that is actually successful in villainy
2:22 you should meet me 😂
8:28 Dang his Health Bar is huge.
not Blu sending the thing nooo
LMAOOO
1:49
Is that a Twin Peaks reference?
@@KKkacperro or rusty lake?
in drama class, I had to act out the gran theft auto one after only hearing the headline and no other context. Needless to say, I played the grandma
Video idea: Looking at weird names that real people have
Chez never fails to tear open our ribcage and eat our organs ❤
1:51 least power-hungry police
These basically: Civilians bewildered when sewage smells like shit
1:17 Best one here by FAR rofl
Bro got the wedge cut
2:52 this guy is called eric pickles
😅hi future self
1 month later
4:56 Dam right America. It’s innocent until proven guilty. He may not of done it. 🤷♂️
0:57 HELP I LIVE THERE WHAT?????????
"Police arrest everyone" no way
7:05 hey look what he brought for show and tell
SHEET WHEN I SAW THE PFP I SAW COINY FROM BFDI-
the British makes it funnier
9:21 SANS?!