21:14 Giorno sends them each a box with a “gift” inside to compensate them for helping take down the boss. As they each open their box, the become horrified to see that the contents were not actually a gift, but a baby, which alerts the hundreds of pitbulls waiting outside each of their houses to burst in through the windows and doors, brutally killing them all.
At first, I was extremely confused as to how you even came up with this idea, but then all I could do was laugh at what was essentially "what if Giorno had 200% more Dio DNA?"
Not gonna lie, if the pit bulls and babies still have the damage reflection ability, then this is one of the most powerful stands in the verse, hands down. Imagine star platinum vs 100 pit bulls, but all the pit bulls have royal guard.
My first question was "How does Giorno heal people and, more importantly, how does he trap Bucciarati's soul in his body?" That dilemma was quickly solved.
A solution for bruno's life force ceasing is giorno could have turned Burno's body into a baby and burno's soul would now just be in the babies body rather then a decaying corspe. Bruno could also be turned into a pitbull too, but then he would be unable to talk.
I would give anything for this scenario to be animated and voice acted, just to have an entire Jojo arc to watch about Giorno killing people with pitbulls.
That might have just been the fastest 26 minutes of my life, thought this was just a funny concept clicking on this and ended up laughing way harder at the idea of all of this really happening. The use of the same stock image of the pitbull had me in tears
I know this was suppose to be a joke episode. But the idea of evil Giorno, is actually really interesting. Like the plot is is similar enough to the original,but with some drastic differences. Like Giorno still trying to take over the mafia and overthrow the boss. But does it for selfish reasons to benefit himself . You could make a series called “what if the Jojos were evil?” Examples: what if Josuke was evil? Josuke is still a delinquent, but instead of being a laid back & well meaning kind. Is the violent territorial kind of one, using crazy diamond to force his way in morioh. He still goes against Kira to stop his murder spree, but not because he cares about people. But because he see Kira as a threat to his territory. Like how Giorno became a member of La squadra, Josuke group would also be different. An evil Josuke wouldn’t befriend Koichi, and might let Okuyasu die in the fight with Keicho.
@@EinDoseI can 100% picture Evil Josuke striking an alliance with Akira Otoishi and Tamami Kobayashi and just hanging out with them running scams on people.
man I really loved the part where Giorno used his stand, Who Let The Dogs Out, with Little Feet and White Album in order to put tiny pitbulls inside ice cubes and defeated Purple Haze by unfreezing the ice cubes at the right time and undoing Little Feet in order to make sure the dogs weren't harmed
I like that this part is known for being the one where the main character helps his friends and they all solve things together, but it all turned into a Pitbull fiesta now I also like that the conversation went from "I think we should add some sort of size limitation" to "But what can he do about THE HORDE"
I legit thought this was a hypothetical "What if Giorno had schitzophrenia" or something but this is much better. Next try what if {Protaganist} was addicted to Lean?
Fither schlock videos are always an absolute blast, and this is no exception. Also I feel that the babies were kind of ignored in this, especially since Giorno would be able to create the almighty baby armour. But at the cost of being unable to use his pitbull army until he releases the armour. Meaning even evil Giorno cannot combine attack and defence and will lose to Dire.
@@biggiemunch But you see, the pitbull is not actually a pitbull, but something else turned INTO a pitbull, and as such Giorno's trick does not work against Yu Narukami as it is just a rock or whatever. Either that happens, or he throws a Megidolaon at Giorno.
Imagine this: The scene where Leaky-Eye Luca calls Giorno a baby and attacks Giorno’s frog with a shovel and gets killed by his Stand ability, but instead of a frog it’s a baby and Giorno calmly monologues about how life will defend itself as a baby crawls up his arm.
As someone who's also been attacked by a pitbull, I will ask, is the pitbull he spawns one of the goofballs who want to love and are lazy as fuck, or the aggressive type
@@lilchromie I think it's based on Giorno's intent, I think he can control the things he creates,so if he wanted them to attack then they would but if he wants them to be sweet little things then they would be.
does this ability to only create pitbulls and babies mean he can make Mr. Worldwide? His name is pitbull and he is bald like a baby so I don't see why not.
you know Giorno's desire for power could just be a satisfaction thing for power, like something he felt if he ratted out the gangster and had a craving for the power he held in that moment over the man's life, not just a side effect of him yeeting babies
Therapist: Evil giorno isn’t real, he can’t make a pit bull and have it maul you to death. Evil Giorno that can make a pit bull and have it maul me to death:
I think the thing is with things like the trees is they initially stay at their original size but the life force from GE causes them to grow quickly same happened with the beetle in what'shisname's head
What If all the stand users we've met through jojo all have this mind set and powers can do much more then what they think. For example, what if the world and star platinum can independently stop all squirrels from moving as well or hey ya enables the user to morb™️? Interesting thought.
You, Flair and Meti’s commentary are legit some of my favorite material in all of UA-cam. This is easily one of the highlights along with the Shlockulation and the Duwang Gang vs Adachi. I don’t know exactly what you’re doing, but please keep it up.
i dont know what the sudden trend is with having Fither/MetiNotTheBadGuy/Flair all together but i love it. i love all you guys channel and hope to see more collabs like this.
The thing that makes this better is that I’m just imagining instead of a normal stand rush, it’s just a pitbull mauling someone to death with the same speed and intensity as a stand
Watching this as someone who's into power scaling and knowing how some relativistic reaction speed characters and some estimated building level durability people get beat by just normal Pitbulls is funny to me. Like Darkseid getting arrested by some average cops.
Wait, so if the Koichi plotline is never resolved, wouldn't Koichi snitch to Jotaro about this ruthless pitbull-maker and have the whole Morioh gang pull up on him?
@@camedialdamage8180 ok, but would okuyasu be fast enough to get hid of all of the 1 million pitbulls that took over italy before getting overwhelmed by their sheer size in numbers?
@@idk-ov9oh I mean, he can fire them with a simple wave of a hand and the waves don’t seem to be stoppable. So technically he could just create a ring and destroy thousands at a time.
When I saw the title, I immediately thought about the banana scene with Polpo. Now I know how this will go down. Polpo: "Mmmm. Yummy baby." Narrator: "But little did Polpo know that the baby had a concealed pipe bomb!"
I have not laughed this hard in awhile. Please do more hypotheticals like this. Personally I think what if Jotaro copied every stand he fought like he did The World should be next.
2:40 no remember any attack on one of Giorno’s creation is reflected back at the attacker. This even happens to Koichi while he’s chasing Giorno. So doing this would only make it easier for the pitbull
Make more videos like this, of you and Meti (and/or other friends) making stupid JoJo hypotheticals Here are some examples i came up with off the top of my head: • Part 2, but Joseph has superfly • Part 3, but Hol Horse and Polnareff switch places • Part 3, but every stand user has unlocked their whole developmental potential • Part 4, but Okuyasu watches Rick & Morty • Part 6, but Jolyne has GigaChad/Jonathan muscles • Part 7, but the horse is the stand user • Part 8, but Josuke is a redditor and his stand only steals ("plunders") memes (both to get karma and to actually fight) • Part 1, but Danny is a pitbull (I saved it for last so you wouldnt think all of them were pitbull related)
I was already smiling through the entire thing, but the moment I suddenly heard "And then Giorno *intensifies* the drug trade" I started losing it and coughed out a bit of my drink. This is my favourite video discussion now. Thanks guys, have a good summer
10:13 This made me think "What is this is the original story and then Abbachio somehow obtained Moody Blues Requiem and rewound time and that's why he has such an unexplained hatred of Giorno, because he's taking out his anger from Bucciarati's death by the hands of evil Giorno on Giorno"
A trio of white album making reflective ice, mirror man allowing mirror travel through the ice, and pitt bull golden experience making a zerg rush of pitt bulls that get released from the mirror around their enemies to make an unstoppable zerg rush execution combo
Part 6 gets completely broken halfway through because 1 of giorno's pitbulls survived and ran all the way to florida to eat the green baby
And if they arrive late, ignore C-Moon's gravity and mull Pucci to try and eat the baby inside of him
Pitbull orbital strike
And emporio gets fucking devour*
The pitbulls bail Jolyne out of jail
Jojo's never happens because the driver gets maimed by one of Giorno's time traveling Pitbulls
"This truly is a dog eat baby world."
-Evil Giorno Giovanna (Probably)
“We live in a kennel based society”
Implying that normal Giorno says "This truly is a baby eat dog world."
Prosciutto is the new Abbacchio, because his Stand is a natural counter. The pitbulls become confused when the babies are elderly.
But the babies in the freezer
I love how Giorno solved all his problems with unlimited bitbulls, and the one time he used a baby it set him down the path of evil.
@Hunterkage Joestar just because something is small doesent mean it's dense enought to compress into a singularity
@Hunterkage Joestar you cant because fermions cant share the same quantum position
@Hunterkage Joestar planet size pitbull
@Hunterkage Joestar Giant unexplained space baby to lure in the even bigger space Pitbull made of stars.
@Hunterkage Joestar give them aids so that when the Pitbulls tear them up its a bio bomb too.
I love the idea of Giorno just doing challenge runs of only specific animals
It's fucking killing me
Diavolo: Flees Italy
Giorno: Chasing him on a tidal wave of rabies infused pitbulls
I just imagine Risotto using metallica to make the pitbulls invisible and I'm not sure any stand could stop that
Wait, how can he make things invisible using metal?
@@camedialdamage8180 Something something 'reflecting and bouncing light'. It happens in the Doppio fight, like, one time.
@@camedialdamage8180 he uses the iron in baby blood covering the pitbulls to camouflage them
Flaccid Pancake type beat
@@yargolocus4853 how di u even think of that....
21:14 Giorno sends them each a box with a “gift” inside to compensate them for helping take down the boss. As they each open their box, the become horrified to see that the contents were not actually a gift, but a baby, which alerts the hundreds of pitbulls waiting outside each of their houses to burst in through the windows and doors, brutally killing them all.
you need to replace araki
Pitbulls vs Metallica
"The last time I checked are pitbulls faster than light speed?"
I'm fucking dying XDD
Every anime powerscaler in a nutshell.
@@jacobwansleeben3364 *Every powerscaler in a nutshell
Instead of Gold Experience Giorno gets [ WHO LET THE DOGS OUT ]
Or if you want to play on his father's ability [MR. WORLDWIDE]
Actually a pretty cool stand name
Or [PITBULL]
@@verifiedblackmale8798 the requiem is called [MR 305]
localised name "who let the hounds out"
At first, I was extremely confused as to how you even came up with this idea, but then all I could do was laugh at what was essentially "what if Giorno had 200% more Dio DNA?"
Yes
DIO Nucleic Acid
Giorno makes fuckin vampire monster babies like dio did in part 1
DioNA
He’s more dio than dio himself
This is still without a doubt, the funniest fucking video about JoJo on UA-cam, nothing comes close, I fucking died 😭
I'm just imagining every enemy Giorno fights just turning into a red mist the instant a pitbull touches them.
You can skip one pitbull biting you but can you skip all of the rest of the 99 pitbulls?
NO ONE CAN DODGE THE 100 DOG PITBURU SPRASHU
Giorno: “you can outrun time, but you can’t outrun the worldwide bloodlust of Pitbull.”
@@LonesomeKrow Mr. Worldwide?
@@JohnLegbert Mr. 305?
@@alilrevive7972 :)
Giorno spawns a horde of babies and gets Prosciutto to age them into grown men/women. Instant army
Imagine if Sailor Josuke only stole your bitches
- That guy probably
Would he be able to use his harem to attack people?
@@diegodankquixote-wry3242 Would be really funny to see Josuke bombard Poor Tom with his own girl
@@SoulBro12 he uses women to beat tooru
Then they all have stands
@@angel-qi1kg He circumvents WoU's ability because the flow of calamity redirects to his harem of women.
"I Giorno Giovanna have a dream, that everyone across Italy will feel the power of the pitbulls pulsing throughout their body"
- Evil Giorno
Not gonna lie, if the pit bulls and babies still have the damage reflection ability, then this is one of the most powerful stands in the verse, hands down. Imagine star platinum vs 100 pit bulls, but all the pit bulls have royal guard.
Vergil’s nightmare.
What if Kakyoin *ONLY* possessed people and never used emerald splash, and Jotaro *ONLY* used Star Finger.
finger barrage kyah
Jotaro just becomes gin
Jotaro would finally be a good husband
What if polnareff only shot his sword
What if Dio only used the Hermit Purple ability he used once
LMAO “the a/c is on. he has water and is listening to his favorite song” literally killed me
It's how you let people know that your dog is fine lol
Gold Experience Requiem's new ability just allows Giorno to revert people back into babies but with the mind of an adult
And then he kicks baby Diavolo into Tiber
Nah Gold Experience Requiem now can just straight up summon Mr.305 on demand
Real talk that is legit terrifying
Alessi but better
@@burneraccount8416 Alessi but based
My first question was "How does Giorno heal people and, more importantly, how does he trap Bucciarati's soul in his body?" That dilemma was quickly solved.
We don't talk about Bruno.
simple, he puts them out of their misery lmao
@@PJBloop (we don't talk about bruno no no no)
He can't heal people he can only transform you into your baby-self.
A solution for bruno's life force ceasing is giorno could have turned Burno's body into a baby and burno's soul would now just be in the babies body rather then a decaying corspe. Bruno could also be turned into a pitbull too, but then he would be unable to talk.
I would give anything for this scenario to be animated and voice acted, just to have an entire Jojo arc to watch about Giorno killing people with pitbulls.
10:53 yes. Something that Part 5 really lacks is the climatic rooftop shirtless brawling. Come on Araki!
That might have just been the fastest 26 minutes of my life, thought this was just a funny concept clicking on this and ended up laughing way harder at the idea of all of this really happening. The use of the same stock image of the pitbull had me in tears
Giorno easily defeats Mista by sending 4 pitbulls after him
I know this was suppose to be a joke episode. But the idea of evil Giorno, is actually really interesting.
Like the plot is is similar enough to the original,but with some drastic differences.
Like Giorno still trying to take over the mafia and overthrow the boss. But does it for selfish reasons to benefit himself .
You could make a series called “what if the Jojos were evil?”
Examples: what if Josuke was evil?
Josuke is still a delinquent, but instead of being a laid back & well meaning kind. Is the violent territorial kind of one, using crazy diamond to force his way in morioh.
He still goes against Kira to stop his murder spree, but not because he cares about people. But because he see Kira as a threat to his territory.
Like how Giorno became a member of La squadra, Josuke group would also be different.
An evil Josuke wouldn’t befriend Koichi, and might let Okuyasu die in the fight with Keicho.
That would be so cool
Evil Jonathan: Dio just immediately gets put in his place and is too depressed to try anything with the Stone Mask
Okay but I have a better idea: what if Josuke only healed Pitbulls and Babies?
I feel like Evil Josuke wouldn't actually be, like, SUPER evil. He'd just be even more of a con artist.
@@EinDoseI can 100% picture Evil Josuke striking an alliance with Akira Otoishi and Tamami Kobayashi and just hanging out with them running scams on people.
The pitbull/baby strat becomes even more busted when you remember that GE has damage reflection.
This might be the most deranged and best video on this channel, good job guys
"Predator and prey"
And here I thought that I was the only one feeding babies to Pitbulls.
As a father and an owner of a pitbull I can confirm these are all absolutely viable techniques to become a Godfather
The 7 page Pitbull Rush was my favorite part of part 5 especially when Giorno said his signature stand cry "PUTA!"
Im imagining 7 pages of a tsunami of pitbulls chasing after cioccollatas helicopter
man I really loved the part where Giorno used his stand, Who Let The Dogs Out, with Little Feet and White Album in order to put tiny pitbulls inside ice cubes and defeated Purple Haze by unfreezing the ice cubes at the right time and undoing Little Feet in order to make sure the dogs weren't harmed
nah its peta cause he doesn't know peta kills pitbulls
what the hell happened here
I like that this part is known for being the one where the main character helps his friends and they all solve things together, but it all turned into a Pitbull fiesta now
I also like that the conversation went from "I think we should add some sort of size limitation" to "But what can he do about THE HORDE"
I legit thought this was a hypothetical "What if Giorno had schitzophrenia" or something but this is much better. Next try what if {Protaganist} was addicted to Lean?
Gappy on Lean would be insane
I have a better idea, what if {insert Jojo here} has bad anxiety attacks because they see amogus everywhere.
@@n-extrafries-surprise no, what if the joestars were crewmates and the antagonists were imposters. With nothing else changed and noone notices
@@turretboi but there are 4 balls amongus?
@@diegodankquixote-wry3242 yes
Araki goes the the local Kindergarten and unleashes his rabid pack of pitbulls to get inspiration for his next Part 5 one shot.
And then Araki made evil Giorno canon
Fither schlock videos are always an absolute blast, and this is no exception.
Also I feel that the babies were kind of ignored in this, especially since Giorno would be able to create the almighty baby armour. But at the cost of being unable to use his pitbull army until he releases the armour. Meaning even evil Giorno cannot combine attack and defence and will lose to Dire.
He can augment his lethality by giving the enemies baby armor, forcing the dogs to eat them.
Now we just need Evil Giorno to face the All Powerful Yu Narukami, Who cannot be tricked.
900 aTtAcK
Then they talk to each other...
"Why do you sound like me? You're not-"
"Not finishing that one..."
We know who said that last one
You think being tricked has anything to do with being attacked by a pitbull
@@biggiemunch But you see, the pitbull is not actually a pitbull, but something else turned INTO a pitbull, and as such Giorno's trick does not work against Yu Narukami as it is just a rock or whatever. Either that happens, or he throws a Megidolaon at Giorno.
P1 guys spin kick solos the pitbulls
At the start of the video I thought he was gonna say
"So was this a comic or a meme"
"No I'm just insane"
Imagine this: The scene where Leaky-Eye Luca calls Giorno a baby and attacks Giorno’s frog with a shovel and gets killed by his Stand ability, but instead of a frog it’s a baby and Giorno calmly monologues about how life will defend itself as a baby crawls up his arm.
"Do you believe in 'gravity'?"
As a horde of pitbulls run towards the enemy, conveniently holding a baby Giorno created.
As someone who's been attacked by a pitbull I will say the ability to spawn a pitbull into life is a very dangerous ability
As someone who's also been attacked by a pitbull, I will ask, is the pitbull he spawns one of the goofballs who want to love and are lazy as fuck, or the aggressive type
@@sociallyawkard5675 this is pure chaos mode here, no sweet pitbulls allowed, these dogs are loaded with 2 things: rabies and roids.
@@lilchromie I think it's based on Giorno's intent, I think he can control the things he creates,so if he wanted them to attack then they would but if he wants them to be sweet little things then they would be.
@@sociallyawkard5675 What if it's just a coin flip, completely random each time
@@bubalackgaming8892 then that would be a balancer to evil giornos immense pitbull power (cause some will just snuggle the babies then attack them)
“I, Giorno Giovanna, have some issues”
The Beginning: Let's stick to Manga only
The End: And this is how Evil Giorno And La Squadra take over
I'm just imagining every fight ending with "and then an innumerable amount of pitbulls descended upon them"
My face hurts from laughing at the mental image of Diavolo STILL being stuck in a death loop because pitbulls keep appearing in epitath.
does this ability to only create pitbulls and babies mean he can make Mr. Worldwide? His name is pitbull and he is bald like a baby so I don't see why not.
Thats this universes GER
he can create mr worldwide with his ability from GER
"I, Giorno Giovanna, am COMPLETELLY INSANE!"
the stock transparent image of the pitbull really adds to the (gold) experience
you know Giorno's desire for power could just be a satisfaction thing for power, like something he felt if he ratted out the gangster and had a craving for the power he held in that moment over the man's life, not just a side effect of him yeeting babies
This is the question I've been asking myself daily since Golden Wind's anime released, it's about time we get to the bottom of this dammit.
I actually studied this in college. Its the Giorno-Pitbull-Baby theorem. It was created by Stephen D Telsa
Therapist: Evil giorno isn’t real, he can’t make a pit bull and have it maul you to death.
Evil Giorno that can make a pit bull and have it maul me to death:
giorno being able to kill diavolo because his name is newborn is literal peak fiction
This is peak Jojo fan fiction, please make more
Props to whoever did the editing work making all the pitbull based attacks, lost my shit at the chain link of pitbulls attacking a chopper
this is fucking specific and arbitrary enough to be a part 9 main villain stand
I think the thing is with things like the trees is they initially stay at their original size but the life force from GE causes them to grow quickly
same happened with the beetle in what'shisname's head
So the bruno’s tooth would be a puppy but, then it just grows into a pitbull?
What If all the stand users we've met through jojo all have this mind set and powers can do much more then what they think. For example, what if the world and star platinum can independently stop all squirrels from moving as well or hey ya enables the user to morb™️? Interesting thought.
I like your thought process, Diego Dank Quixote-wry.
What if king crimson can erase time only when diavolo have diarrhea
You, Flair and Meti’s commentary are legit some of my favorite material in all of UA-cam. This is easily one of the highlights along with the Shlockulation and the Duwang Gang vs Adachi. I don’t know exactly what you’re doing, but please keep it up.
If only JoJo June wasn't once every 2 years because these discussions are great
i dont know what the sudden trend is with having Fither/MetiNotTheBadGuy/Flair all together but i love it. i love all you guys channel and hope to see more collabs like this.
It’s JoJoJune. They’re always together for that
Giorno's new stand: Mr. Worldwide.
Alternate title: What if Giorno had none of Jonathan's genes
Alternate title:
What if Giornio was absolutely insane.
I couldn't contain my laughter and I hadn't even clicked on the video yet.
10/10 this is the content youtube was created for
as someone who has not seen jojo's, this title is insanely funny
As someone who has seen jojo's, this title is too funny to exist (havent watch through the video yet)
Meti and Flair discussions are peek UA-cam content.
This is the perfect video. Nothing will ever, EVER top this.
I agree
The thing that makes this better is that I’m just imagining instead of a normal stand rush, it’s just a pitbull mauling someone to death with the same speed and intensity as a stand
I like to think this Giorno can make other things, he just doesn't want to.
Watching this as someone who's into power scaling and knowing how some relativistic reaction speed characters and some estimated building level durability people get beat by just normal Pitbulls is funny to me. Like Darkseid getting arrested by some average cops.
Wait, so if the Koichi plotline is never resolved, wouldn't Koichi snitch to Jotaro about this ruthless pitbull-maker and have the whole Morioh gang pull up on him?
What could the morioh gang even do about this?
@@clanjebb2017 okuyasu could just straight up destroy entire waves of pitbulls while jouske can undo giorno’s transformation.
@@camedialdamage8180 ok, but would okuyasu be fast enough to get hid of all of the 1 million pitbulls that took over italy before getting overwhelmed by their sheer size in numbers?
@@idk-ov9oh I mean, he can fire them with a simple wave of a hand and the waves don’t seem to be stoppable. So technically he could just create a ring and destroy thousands at a time.
@@camedialdamage8180 but then the damage will be reflected to okuyasu and now okuyasu is dead
Not gonna lie, I've watched this video no less than 8 times. This commentary is legendary
This video is 100 year old Funny Valentine level of shitpost. I love it.
When I saw the title, I immediately thought about the banana scene with Polpo. Now I know how this will go down.
Polpo: "Mmmm. Yummy baby."
Narrator: "But little did Polpo know that the baby had a concealed pipe bomb!"
This just reads like a dungeons and dragon game gone horribly wrong
I have not laughed this hard in awhile. Please do more hypotheticals like this. Personally I think what if Jotaro copied every stand he fought like he did The World should be next.
Yes
Was that what happened? I thought there were just 2 identical stands for sum fukin reason
@@plus9775 No Jotaro was just spiritually linked with dio apparently. The same type of thing happened with Jonathan and Joeseph
@@plus9775 bro did you not read what he said “WHAT IF” and you straight up believed that 🤦
@@plus9775 it says gullible on my profile desc
This is the type of content I come to the fither channel for.
2:40 no remember any attack on one of Giorno’s creation is reflected back at the attacker. This even happens to Koichi while he’s chasing Giorno. So doing this would only make it easier for the pitbull
Giorno’s theme is switched from Il Vento D'oro to Avalon.
the idea of stand that creates preators and prey designed for the predator to home in on at infinte speed is pretty cool
Eat your heart out MasakoX. THIS is how you do a What If BD
Fither, the fuck?
I was almost in tears from laughing so hard at this. Whoever on the discord came up with this idea needs a Nobel Prize
I said I wanted something topping Enrico Sephiroth and you delivered. I'm just over halfway through and I'm crying from how hard I'm laughing.
Make more videos like this, of you and Meti (and/or other friends) making stupid JoJo hypotheticals
Here are some examples i came up with off the top of my head:
• Part 2, but Joseph has superfly
• Part 3, but Hol Horse and Polnareff switch places
• Part 3, but every stand user has unlocked their whole developmental potential
• Part 4, but Okuyasu watches Rick & Morty
• Part 6, but Jolyne has GigaChad/Jonathan muscles
• Part 7, but the horse is the stand user
• Part 8, but Josuke is a redditor and his stand only steals ("plunders") memes (both to get karma and to actually fight)
• Part 1, but Danny is a pitbull (I saved it for last so you wouldnt think all of them were pitbull related)
this version of giorno destroys any character in fiction u throw at him
I was already smiling through the entire thing, but the moment I suddenly heard "And then Giorno *intensifies* the drug trade" I started losing it and coughed out a bit of my drink. This is my favourite video discussion now. Thanks guys, have a good summer
Grateful Dead + giorno’s babies would be an interesting combo
This insane idea just gets better every minute, thanks you so much for making this!
12:53 That moment when you remember that Giorno’s creations give their attacker recoil damage 👁️👄👁️
What if Poco Loco could Morb? And his Morbius side desired the saints corpse so everyone would be able to morb somehow?
In Dio's heaven, everyone will be able to morb.
@@ThatOneGuy0006 Dio is a vampire, so it could be canon
@@ThatOneGuy0006 do not dare compare Dio to a morbius! Poco Loco is a living vampire!
Asking Araki to draw all these dogs would be cruel
They would like cursed too.
God sends the tastiest babies to the hungriest pitbulls
Please, make an evil, distorted version of the other jojos, with derivative powers based on the Changes you made for them. This would be so fun
I showed this to my pit bull, she started licking me
10:13 This made me think "What is this is the original story and then Abbachio somehow obtained Moody Blues Requiem and rewound time and that's why he has such an unexplained hatred of Giorno, because he's taking out his anger from Bucciarati's death by the hands of evil Giorno on Giorno"
Thracia 776 would be over
shiva kills giorno
A trio of white album making reflective ice, mirror man allowing mirror travel through the ice, and pitt bull golden experience making a zerg rush of pitt bulls that get released from the mirror around their enemies to make an unstoppable zerg rush execution combo
My sick and loopy brain has me laughing like a psychopath while watching this video
This is the Giorno that took after DIO more than Jonathan