What if Giorno ONLY Made Pitbulls and Babies?

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  • @waffles6280
    @waffles6280 2 роки тому +2542

    Part 6 gets completely broken halfway through because 1 of giorno's pitbulls survived and ran all the way to florida to eat the green baby

    • @fallintodisbear427
      @fallintodisbear427 2 роки тому +319

      And if they arrive late, ignore C-Moon's gravity and mull Pucci to try and eat the baby inside of him

    • @dorcasmutton6335
      @dorcasmutton6335 2 роки тому +154

      Pitbull orbital strike

    • @heladovegano9770
      @heladovegano9770 2 роки тому +83

      And emporio gets fucking devour*

    • @angel-qi1kg
      @angel-qi1kg 2 роки тому +82

      The pitbulls bail Jolyne out of jail

    • @SuperDababy2
      @SuperDababy2 2 роки тому +61

      Jojo's never happens because the driver gets maimed by one of Giorno's time traveling Pitbulls

  • @alfredodelagarza7031
    @alfredodelagarza7031 2 роки тому +1510

    "This truly is a dog eat baby world."
    -Evil Giorno Giovanna (Probably)

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 2 роки тому +95

      “We live in a kennel based society”

    • @Diegoaub
      @Diegoaub 10 місяців тому +5

      Implying that normal Giorno says "This truly is a baby eat dog world."

  • @zeepaladin9601
    @zeepaladin9601 2 роки тому +347

    I love the idea of Giorno just doing challenge runs of only specific animals
    It's fucking killing me

  • @samsmith3878
    @samsmith3878 2 роки тому +769

    Prosciutto is the new Abbacchio, because his Stand is a natural counter. The pitbulls become confused when the babies are elderly.

    • @T.Gonz1216
      @T.Gonz1216 2 роки тому +87

      But the babies in the freezer

  • @sebc255
    @sebc255 2 роки тому +1293

    At first, I was extremely confused as to how you even came up with this idea, but then all I could do was laugh at what was essentially "what if Giorno had 200% more Dio DNA?"

  • @owencrumb7284
    @owencrumb7284 2 роки тому +261

    Diavolo: Flees Italy
    Giorno: Chasing him on a tidal wave of rabies infused pitbulls

  • @smokeymacpott12
    @smokeymacpott12 2 роки тому +468

    I just imagine Risotto using metallica to make the pitbulls invisible and I'm not sure any stand could stop that

    • @camedialdamage8180
      @camedialdamage8180 2 роки тому +7

      Wait, how can he make things invisible using metal?

    • @JohnLegbert
      @JohnLegbert 2 роки тому +92

      @@camedialdamage8180 Something something 'reflecting and bouncing light'. It happens in the Doppio fight, like, one time.

    • @yargolocus4853
      @yargolocus4853 2 роки тому +100

      @@camedialdamage8180 he uses the iron in baby blood covering the pitbulls to camouflage them

    • @thanatoast
      @thanatoast 2 роки тому +20

      Flaccid Pancake type beat

    • @algirdasltu1389
      @algirdasltu1389 2 роки тому +3

      @@yargolocus4853 how di u even think of that....

  • @stephenlucas8836
    @stephenlucas8836 2 роки тому +803

    I love how Giorno solved all his problems with unlimited bitbulls, and the one time he used a baby it set him down the path of evil.

    • @AutonaMech
      @AutonaMech 2 роки тому +15

      @Hunterkage Joestar just because something is small doesent mean it's dense enought to compress into a singularity

    • @AutonaMech
      @AutonaMech 2 роки тому +5

      @Hunterkage Joestar you cant because fermions cant share the same quantum position

    • @tdoyr
      @tdoyr 2 роки тому +5

      @Hunterkage Joestar planet size pitbull

    • @derpfluidvariant0916
      @derpfluidvariant0916 2 роки тому +2

      @Hunterkage Joestar Giant unexplained space baby to lure in the even bigger space Pitbull made of stars.

    • @The_KingDoge
      @The_KingDoge 2 роки тому

      @Hunterkage Joestar give them aids so that when the Pitbulls tear them up its a bio bomb too.

  • @LoliMaster69227
    @LoliMaster69227 2 роки тому +221

    "The last time I checked are pitbulls faster than light speed?"
    I'm fucking dying XDD

    • @jacobwansleeben3364
      @jacobwansleeben3364 2 роки тому +39

      Every anime powerscaler in a nutshell.

    • @Tenebrio-Morio
      @Tenebrio-Morio 2 роки тому +31

      @@jacobwansleeben3364 *Every powerscaler in a nutshell

  • @shadowgiraffe7502
    @shadowgiraffe7502 2 роки тому +88

    Giorno spawns a horde of babies and gets Prosciutto to age them into grown men/women. Instant army

  • @turbostrike1632
    @turbostrike1632 2 роки тому +367

    I'm just imagining every enemy Giorno fights just turning into a red mist the instant a pitbull touches them.

  • @sekri0940
    @sekri0940 2 роки тому +730

    Instead of Gold Experience Giorno gets [ WHO LET THE DOGS OUT ]

    • @verifiedblackmale8798
      @verifiedblackmale8798 2 роки тому +140

      Or if you want to play on his father's ability [MR. WORLDWIDE]

    • @jihi9376
      @jihi9376 2 роки тому +24

      Actually a pretty cool stand name

    • @iansahleen1173
      @iansahleen1173 2 роки тому +13

      Or [PITBULL]

    • @alilrevive7972
      @alilrevive7972 2 роки тому +15

      @@verifiedblackmale8798 the requiem is called [MR 305]

    • @lewismartin3430
      @lewismartin3430 2 роки тому +10

      localised name "who let the hounds out"

  • @mbot1901
    @mbot1901 2 роки тому +699

    21:14 Giorno sends them each a box with a “gift” inside to compensate them for helping take down the boss. As they each open their box, the become horrified to see that the contents were not actually a gift, but a baby, which alerts the hundreds of pitbulls waiting outside each of their houses to burst in through the windows and doors, brutally killing them all.

    • @Notc4c
      @Notc4c 2 роки тому +16

      you need to replace araki

    • @wormsign2637
      @wormsign2637 2 роки тому +10

      Pitbulls vs Metallica

  • @walterk9916
    @walterk9916 2 роки тому +242

    What if Kakyoin *ONLY* possessed people and never used emerald splash, and Jotaro *ONLY* used Star Finger.

    • @ABP0727
      @ABP0727 2 роки тому +26

      finger barrage kyah

    • @jinglejangle1533
      @jinglejangle1533 2 роки тому +14

      Jotaro just becomes gin

    • @Bionicneobeak
      @Bionicneobeak Рік тому +25

      Jotaro would finally be a good husband

    • @lewismartin3430
      @lewismartin3430 10 місяців тому +5

      What if polnareff only shot his sword

    • @Kimonia6
      @Kimonia6 9 місяців тому +3

      What if Dio only used the Hermit Purple ability he used once

  • @LISAN_AL_THAHID
    @LISAN_AL_THAHID 2 роки тому +182

    "I Giorno Giovanna have a dream, that everyone across Italy will feel the power of the pitbulls pulsing throughout their body"
    - Evil Giorno

  • @notaj_
    @notaj_ 2 роки тому +76

    LMAO “the a/c is on. he has water and is listening to his favorite song” literally killed me

  • @corrinflakes9659
    @corrinflakes9659 2 роки тому +270

    You can skip one pitbull biting you but can you skip all of the rest of the 99 pitbulls?

    • @jinglejangle1533
      @jinglejangle1533 2 роки тому +78

      NO ONE CAN DODGE THE 100 DOG PITBURU SPRASHU

    • @LonesomeKrow
      @LonesomeKrow 2 роки тому +49

      Giorno: “you can outrun time, but you can’t outrun the worldwide bloodlust of Pitbull.”

    • @JohnLegbert
      @JohnLegbert 2 роки тому +10

      @@LonesomeKrow Mr. Worldwide?

    • @alilrevive7972
      @alilrevive7972 2 роки тому +3

      @@JohnLegbert Mr. 305?

    • @JohnLegbert
      @JohnLegbert 2 роки тому +1

      @@alilrevive7972 :)

  • @drasticplastic1218
    @drasticplastic1218 2 роки тому +192

    Not gonna lie, if the pit bulls and babies still have the damage reflection ability, then this is one of the most powerful stands in the verse, hands down. Imagine star platinum vs 100 pit bulls, but all the pit bulls have royal guard.

  • @evergreen8600
    @evergreen8600 2 роки тому +165

    That might have just been the fastest 26 minutes of my life, thought this was just a funny concept clicking on this and ended up laughing way harder at the idea of all of this really happening. The use of the same stock image of the pitbull had me in tears

  • @PKPrometheus
    @PKPrometheus 2 роки тому +295

    Gold Experience Requiem's new ability just allows Giorno to revert people back into babies but with the mind of an adult

    • @indrickboreale7381
      @indrickboreale7381 2 роки тому +39

      And then he kicks baby Diavolo into Tiber

    • @LonesomeKrow
      @LonesomeKrow 2 роки тому +25

      Nah Gold Experience Requiem now can just straight up summon Mr.305 on demand

    • @bubalackgaming8892
      @bubalackgaming8892 2 роки тому +8

      Real talk that is legit terrifying

    • @burneraccount8416
      @burneraccount8416 2 роки тому +24

      Alessi but better

    • @PKPrometheus
      @PKPrometheus 2 роки тому +16

      @@burneraccount8416 Alessi but based

  • @prptheawesome4911
    @prptheawesome4911 2 роки тому +278

    My first question was "How does Giorno heal people and, more importantly, how does he trap Bucciarati's soul in his body?" That dilemma was quickly solved.

    • @PJBloop
      @PJBloop 2 роки тому +60

      We don't talk about Bruno.

    • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
      @CloutmasterPhluphyy 2 роки тому +48

      simple, he puts them out of their misery lmao

    • @arcalyte4905
      @arcalyte4905 2 роки тому +12

      @@PJBloop (we don't talk about bruno no no no)

    • @Franco-ty3yd
      @Franco-ty3yd 2 роки тому +28

      He can't heal people he can only transform you into your baby-self.

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 2 роки тому +15

      A solution for bruno's life force ceasing is giorno could have turned Burno's body into a baby and burno's soul would now just be in the babies body rather then a decaying corspe. Bruno could also be turned into a pitbull too, but then he would be unable to talk.

  • @n-extrafries-surprise
    @n-extrafries-surprise 2 роки тому +101

    10:53 yes. Something that Part 5 really lacks is the climatic rooftop shirtless brawling. Come on Araki!

  • @RiverdudeCovers
    @RiverdudeCovers 2 роки тому +56

    This is still without a doubt, the funniest fucking video about JoJo on UA-cam, nothing comes close, I fucking died 😭

  • @supershadic530
    @supershadic530 2 роки тому +64

    I would give anything for this scenario to be animated and voice acted, just to have an entire Jojo arc to watch about Giorno killing people with pitbulls.

  • @TripleSakaTrip
    @TripleSakaTrip 2 роки тому +48

    The pitbull/baby strat becomes even more busted when you remember that GE has damage reflection.

  • @Ratta212
    @Ratta212 2 роки тому +221

    This might be the most deranged and best video on this channel, good job guys

  • @TerminaBroTheFirst
    @TerminaBroTheFirst 2 роки тому +185

    Imagine if Sailor Josuke only stole your bitches
    - That guy probably

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 2 роки тому +16

      Would he be able to use his harem to attack people?

    • @TerminaBroTheFirst
      @TerminaBroTheFirst 2 роки тому +38

      @@diegodankquixote-wry3242 Would be really funny to see Josuke bombard Poor Tom with his own girl

    • @angel-qi1kg
      @angel-qi1kg 2 роки тому +14

      @@TerminaBroTheFirst he uses women to beat tooru

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 2 роки тому +4

      Then they all have stands

    • @woomyboy98
      @woomyboy98 2 роки тому +9

      @@angel-qi1kg He circumvents WoU's ability because the flow of calamity redirects to his harem of women.

  • @michaelsayavong2656
    @michaelsayavong2656 2 роки тому +321

    I know this was suppose to be a joke episode. But the idea of evil Giorno, is actually really interesting.
    Like the plot is is similar enough to the original,but with some drastic differences.
    Like Giorno still trying to take over the mafia and overthrow the boss. But does it for selfish reasons to benefit himself .
    You could make a series called “what if the Jojos were evil?”
    Examples: what if Josuke was evil?
    Josuke is still a delinquent, but instead of being a laid back & well meaning kind. Is the violent territorial kind of one, using crazy diamond to force his way in morioh.
    He still goes against Kira to stop his murder spree, but not because he cares about people. But because he see Kira as a threat to his territory.
    Like how Giorno became a member of La squadra, Josuke group would also be different.
    An evil Josuke wouldn’t befriend Koichi, and might let Okuyasu die in the fight with Keicho.

    • @randalthevandal4170
      @randalthevandal4170 2 роки тому +12

      That would be so cool

    • @dazza2350
      @dazza2350 2 роки тому +86

      Evil Jonathan: Dio just immediately gets put in his place and is too depressed to try anything with the Stone Mask

    • @_CNT_
      @_CNT_ 2 роки тому +71

      Okay but I have a better idea: what if Josuke only healed Pitbulls and Babies?

    • @EinDose
      @EinDose 2 роки тому +54

      I feel like Evil Josuke wouldn't actually be, like, SUPER evil. He'd just be even more of a con artist.

    • @VicEntity
      @VicEntity 2 роки тому +54

      ​@@EinDoseI can 100% picture Evil Josuke striking an alliance with Akira Otoishi and Tamami Kobayashi and just hanging out with them running scams on people.

  • @turbochomp
    @turbochomp 2 роки тому +43

    Giorno easily defeats Mista by sending 4 pitbulls after him

  • @skellington1716
    @skellington1716 11 місяців тому +7

    "Do you believe in 'gravity'?"
    As a horde of pitbulls run towards the enemy, conveniently holding a baby Giorno created.

  • @opogen8299
    @opogen8299 2 роки тому +500

    I legit thought this was a hypothetical "What if Giorno had schitzophrenia" or something but this is much better. Next try what if {Protaganist} was addicted to Lean?

    • @elilopez6260
      @elilopez6260 2 роки тому +81

      Gappy on Lean would be insane

    • @n-extrafries-surprise
      @n-extrafries-surprise 2 роки тому +54

      I have a better idea, what if {insert Jojo here} has bad anxiety attacks because they see amogus everywhere.

    • @turretboi
      @turretboi 2 роки тому +25

      @@n-extrafries-surprise no, what if the joestars were crewmates and the antagonists were imposters. With nothing else changed and noone notices

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 2 роки тому +8

      @@turretboi but there are 4 balls amongus?

    • @turretboi
      @turretboi 2 роки тому +1

      @@diegodankquixote-wry3242 yes

  • @DerFilc
    @DerFilc 2 роки тому +12

    The Beginning: Let's stick to Manga only
    The End: And this is how Evil Giorno And La Squadra take over

  • @deepdishspace7797
    @deepdishspace7797 2 роки тому +58

    As a father and an owner of a pitbull I can confirm these are all absolutely viable techniques to become a Godfather

    • @kamiloalvarez5800
      @kamiloalvarez5800 27 днів тому

      if your dog is not a dangerous monster and a piece of trash, then your dog is a good dog

  • @shocknawe
    @shocknawe 2 роки тому +31

    "Predator and prey"
    And here I thought that I was the only one feeding babies to Pitbulls.

  • @khdo12346
    @khdo12346 2 роки тому +30

    I like that this part is known for being the one where the main character helps his friends and they all solve things together, but it all turned into a Pitbull fiesta now
    I also like that the conversation went from "I think we should add some sort of size limitation" to "But what can he do about THE HORDE"

  • @nantogeass
    @nantogeass 2 роки тому +107

    Fither schlock videos are always an absolute blast, and this is no exception.
    Also I feel that the babies were kind of ignored in this, especially since Giorno would be able to create the almighty baby armour. But at the cost of being unable to use his pitbull army until he releases the armour. Meaning even evil Giorno cannot combine attack and defence and will lose to Dire.

    • @kirbyis4ever
      @kirbyis4ever Рік тому +7

      He can augment his lethality by giving the enemies baby armor, forcing the dogs to eat them.

  • @ne0space
    @ne0space 2 роки тому +40

    Araki goes the the local Kindergarten and unleashes his rabid pack of pitbulls to get inspiration for his next Part 5 one shot.

  • @woomyboy98
    @woomyboy98 2 роки тому +35

    The 7 page Pitbull Rush was my favorite part of part 5 especially when Giorno said his signature stand cry "PUTA!"

    • @malcolmlloydandrileyproduc6451
      @malcolmlloydandrileyproduc6451 2 роки тому +11

      Im imagining 7 pages of a tsunami of pitbulls chasing after cioccollatas helicopter

    • @notherapy4u
      @notherapy4u 2 роки тому +12

      man I really loved the part where Giorno used his stand, Who Let The Dogs Out, with Little Feet and White Album in order to put tiny pitbulls inside ice cubes and defeated Purple Haze by unfreezing the ice cubes at the right time and undoing Little Feet in order to make sure the dogs weren't harmed

    • @cyrusmann5443
      @cyrusmann5443 2 роки тому

      nah its peta cause he doesn't know peta kills pitbulls

  • @INkTheWise
    @INkTheWise 2 роки тому +19

    At the start of the video I thought he was gonna say
    "So was this a comic or a meme"
    "No I'm just insane"

  • @Unclaimed_Username
    @Unclaimed_Username 11 місяців тому +12

    I'm just imagining every fight ending with "and then an innumerable amount of pitbulls descended upon them"

    • @Unclaimed_Username
      @Unclaimed_Username 11 місяців тому +5

      My face hurts from laughing at the mental image of Diavolo STILL being stuck in a death loop because pitbulls keep appearing in epitath.

  • @seththeawesome3366
    @seththeawesome3366 Рік тому +25

    And then Araki made evil Giorno canon

  • @thekingofstrategies13
    @thekingofstrategies13 2 роки тому +197

    Now we just need Evil Giorno to face the All Powerful Yu Narukami, Who cannot be tricked.

    • @jacobwansleeben3364
      @jacobwansleeben3364 2 роки тому +11

      900 aTtAcK

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 2 роки тому +14

      Then they talk to each other...
      "Why do you sound like me? You're not-"
      "Not finishing that one..."
      We know who said that last one

    • @biggiemunch
      @biggiemunch 2 роки тому +23

      You think being tricked has anything to do with being attacked by a pitbull

    • @epicpl2891
      @epicpl2891 2 роки тому +30

      @@biggiemunch But you see, the pitbull is not actually a pitbull, but something else turned INTO a pitbull, and as such Giorno's trick does not work against Yu Narukami as it is just a rock or whatever. Either that happens, or he throws a Megidolaon at Giorno.

    • @sock312
      @sock312 2 роки тому +8

      P1 guys spin kick solos the pitbulls

  • @Xman34washere
    @Xman34washere 2 роки тому +69

    what the hell happened here

  • @paintedpig3021
    @paintedpig3021 2 роки тому +255

    As someone who's been attacked by a pitbull I will say the ability to spawn a pitbull into life is a very dangerous ability

    • @sociallyawkard5675
      @sociallyawkard5675 2 роки тому +30

      As someone who's also been attacked by a pitbull, I will ask, is the pitbull he spawns one of the goofballs who want to love and are lazy as fuck, or the aggressive type

    • @lilchromie
      @lilchromie 2 роки тому +59

      @@sociallyawkard5675 this is pure chaos mode here, no sweet pitbulls allowed, these dogs are loaded with 2 things: rabies and roids.

    • @katymbeke8400
      @katymbeke8400 2 роки тому +20

      @@lilchromie I think it's based on Giorno's intent, I think he can control the things he creates,so if he wanted them to attack then they would but if he wants them to be sweet little things then they would be.

    • @bubalackgaming8892
      @bubalackgaming8892 2 роки тому +14

      @@sociallyawkard5675 What if it's just a coin flip, completely random each time

    • @sociallyawkard5675
      @sociallyawkard5675 2 роки тому +14

      @@bubalackgaming8892 then that would be a balancer to evil giornos immense pitbull power (cause some will just snuggle the babies then attack them)

  • @elilopez6260
    @elilopez6260 2 роки тому +44

    This is peak Jojo fan fiction, please make more

  • @ToyotaCorolla-en2mv
    @ToyotaCorolla-en2mv 2 роки тому +58

    does this ability to only create pitbulls and babies mean he can make Mr. Worldwide? His name is pitbull and he is bald like a baby so I don't see why not.

  • @raruther59
    @raruther59 2 роки тому +40

    Imagine this: The scene where Leaky-Eye Luca calls Giorno a baby and attacks Giorno’s frog with a shovel and gets killed by his Stand ability, but instead of a frog it’s a baby and Giorno calmly monologues about how life will defend itself as a baby crawls up his arm.

  • @FSFSFS101
    @FSFSFS101 2 роки тому +13

    “I, Giorno Giovanna, have some issues”

  • @OneColdRepublican
    @OneColdRepublican 2 роки тому +56

    i dont know what the sudden trend is with having Fither/MetiNotTheBadGuy/Flair all together but i love it. i love all you guys channel and hope to see more collabs like this.

    • @tylercoon1791
      @tylercoon1791 2 роки тому +4

      It’s JoJoJune. They’re always together for that

  • @coloneladams3936
    @coloneladams3936 2 роки тому +195

    You, Flair and Meti’s commentary are legit some of my favorite material in all of UA-cam. This is easily one of the highlights along with the Shlockulation and the Duwang Gang vs Adachi. I don’t know exactly what you’re doing, but please keep it up.

    • @Fickle2
      @Fickle2 2 роки тому +19

      If only JoJo June wasn't once every 2 years because these discussions are great

  • @nirabata3411
    @nirabata3411 2 роки тому +20

    the stock transparent image of the pitbull really adds to the (gold) experience

  • @holdeezroger
    @holdeezroger 2 роки тому +20

    Props to whoever did the editing work making all the pitbull based attacks, lost my shit at the chain link of pitbulls attacking a chopper

  • @adriahrin3284
    @adriahrin3284 2 роки тому +67

    as someone who has not seen jojo's, this title is insanely funny

    • @n-extrafries-surprise
      @n-extrafries-surprise 2 роки тому +30

      As someone who has seen jojo's, this title is too funny to exist (havent watch through the video yet)

    • @drilltotheheavens1695
      @drilltotheheavens1695 2 роки тому +4

      Meti and Flair discussions are peek UA-cam content.

  • @Amalaka1427
    @Amalaka1427 2 роки тому +31

    I couldn't contain my laughter and I hadn't even clicked on the video yet.
    10/10 this is the content youtube was created for

  • @owenbridgers
    @owenbridgers 2 роки тому +85

    This is the perfect video. Nothing will ever, EVER top this.

  • @notherapy4u
    @notherapy4u 2 роки тому +25

    you know Giorno's desire for power could just be a satisfaction thing for power, like something he felt if he ratted out the gangster and had a craving for the power he held in that moment over the man's life, not just a side effect of him yeeting babies

  • @SiggyTundra
    @SiggyTundra 2 роки тому +7

    this is fucking specific and arbitrary enough to be a part 9 main villain stand

  • @dragocrafterr8286
    @dragocrafterr8286 2 роки тому +13

    giorno being able to kill diavolo because his name is newborn is literal peak fiction

  • @thinkublu
    @thinkublu 2 роки тому +31

    I think the thing is with things like the trees is they initially stay at their original size but the life force from GE causes them to grow quickly
    same happened with the beetle in what'shisname's head

    • @camedialdamage8180
      @camedialdamage8180 2 роки тому +5

      So the bruno’s tooth would be a puppy but, then it just grows into a pitbull?

  • @dumbledoresnape656
    @dumbledoresnape656 2 роки тому +60

    I actually studied this in college. Its the Giorno-Pitbull-Baby theorem. It was created by Stephen D Telsa

  • @moopiemilk-1
    @moopiemilk-1 2 роки тому +20

    Therapist: Evil giorno isn’t real, he can’t make a pit bull and have it maul you to death.
    Evil Giorno that can make a pit bull and have it maul me to death:

  • @NataliaNeeSama
    @NataliaNeeSama 2 роки тому +12

    "I, Giorno Giovanna, am COMPLETELLY INSANE!"

  • @ohno3736
    @ohno3736 2 роки тому +19

    Alternate title: What if Giorno had none of Jonathan's genes

  • @EpicBehemoth
    @EpicBehemoth 2 роки тому +15

    Not gonna lie, I've watched this video no less than 8 times. This commentary is legendary

  • @reptile1840
    @reptile1840 2 роки тому +5

    2:40 no remember any attack on one of Giorno’s creation is reflected back at the attacker. This even happens to Koichi while he’s chasing Giorno. So doing this would only make it easier for the pitbull

  • @waydowndeepinthedisqus5765
    @waydowndeepinthedisqus5765 2 роки тому +14

    Alternate title:
    What if Giornio was absolutely insane.

  • @halowaffle25
    @halowaffle25 2 роки тому +82

    This is the question I've been asking myself daily since Golden Wind's anime released, it's about time we get to the bottom of this dammit.

  • @cv4126
    @cv4126 2 роки тому +24

    Giorno's new stand: Mr. Worldwide.

  • @JKSJacoob
    @JKSJacoob 2 роки тому +10

    The thing that makes this better is that I’m just imagining instead of a normal stand rush, it’s just a pitbull mauling someone to death with the same speed and intensity as a stand

  • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
    @diegodankquixote-wry3242 2 роки тому +150

    What If all the stand users we've met through jojo all have this mind set and powers can do much more then what they think. For example, what if the world and star platinum can independently stop all squirrels from moving as well or hey ya enables the user to morb™️? Interesting thought.

    • @angel-qi1kg
      @angel-qi1kg 2 роки тому +24

      I like your thought process, Diego Dank Quixote-wry.

    • @PJBloop
      @PJBloop 2 роки тому

      What if king crimson can erase time only when diavolo have diarrhea

  • @justashitposter9372
    @justashitposter9372 2 роки тому +5

    This just reads like a dungeons and dragon game gone horribly wrong

  • @eesmareed
    @eesmareed Рік тому +4

    I was already smiling through the entire thing, but the moment I suddenly heard "And then Giorno *intensifies* the drug trade" I started losing it and coughed out a bit of my drink. This is my favourite video discussion now. Thanks guys, have a good summer

  • @alexmelling5261
    @alexmelling5261 2 роки тому +68

    Wait, so if the Koichi plotline is never resolved, wouldn't Koichi snitch to Jotaro about this ruthless pitbull-maker and have the whole Morioh gang pull up on him?

    • @clanjebb2017
      @clanjebb2017 2 роки тому +19

      What could the morioh gang even do about this?

    • @camedialdamage8180
      @camedialdamage8180 2 роки тому +21

      @@clanjebb2017 okuyasu could just straight up destroy entire waves of pitbulls while jouske can undo giorno’s transformation.

    • @idk-ov9oh
      @idk-ov9oh 2 роки тому +17

      @@camedialdamage8180 ok, but would okuyasu be fast enough to get hid of all of the 1 million pitbulls that took over italy before getting overwhelmed by their sheer size in numbers?

    • @camedialdamage8180
      @camedialdamage8180 2 роки тому +3

      @@idk-ov9oh I mean, he can fire them with a simple wave of a hand and the waves don’t seem to be stoppable. So technically he could just create a ring and destroy thousands at a time.

    • @fake9635
      @fake9635 2 роки тому

      @@camedialdamage8180 but then the damage will be reflected to okuyasu and now okuyasu is dead

  • @supermonkeybg5420
    @supermonkeybg5420 2 роки тому +40

    This is the type of content I come to the fither channel for.

  • @Jank_Hill
    @Jank_Hill 2 роки тому +16

    Death by pitbull is still a better fate than the one Diavolo actually suffered.

  • @Tenebrio-Morio
    @Tenebrio-Morio 2 роки тому +10

    I like to think this Giorno can make other things, he just doesn't want to.

  • @LordArie92
    @LordArie92 Рік тому +4

    This insane idea just gets better every minute, thanks you so much for making this!

  • @Elsa_Jay
    @Elsa_Jay 2 роки тому +22

    Watching this as someone who's into power scaling and knowing how some relativistic reaction speed characters and some estimated building level durability people get beat by just normal Pitbulls is funny to me. Like Darkseid getting arrested by some average cops.

  • @TheThunderbirdRising
    @TheThunderbirdRising 2 роки тому +12

    This video is 100 year old Funny Valentine level of shitpost. I love it.

  • @LucarioGamer
    @LucarioGamer 2 роки тому +16

    I was almost in tears from laughing so hard at this. Whoever on the discord came up with this idea needs a Nobel Prize

  • @afish2281
    @afish2281 2 роки тому +7

    When I saw the title, I immediately thought about the banana scene with Polpo. Now I know how this will go down.
    Polpo: "Mmmm. Yummy baby."
    Narrator: "But little did Polpo know that the baby had a concealed pipe bomb!"

  • @AceofDiamonds236
    @AceofDiamonds236 2 роки тому +18

    I said I wanted something topping Enrico Sephiroth and you delivered. I'm just over halfway through and I'm crying from how hard I'm laughing.

  • @dullededge1395
    @dullededge1395 Рік тому +6

    the idea of stand that creates preators and prey designed for the predator to home in on at infinte speed is pretty cool

  • @EinDose
    @EinDose 2 роки тому +29

    I have a counterargument to all of this: Rolling Stones!
    Bruno is effectively immortal during the majority of part 5, because Rolling Stones foretold his death in the fight against Diavolo. This means that Bruno can't die against Giorno, no matter how many pitbulls Giorno puts in his mouth!

    • @juwryyia5456
      @juwryyia5456 2 роки тому +18

      the stone is a ball and dogs love balls. next

    • @notherapy4u
      @notherapy4u 2 роки тому +18

      ok I have an actual logistic counterargument
      1.fate, while being usually absolute, can be changed based off of circumstances or abilities. For example, Rolling Stone itself. It targets people fated to die soon, but that fate can be overwritten if they touch Rolling Stones. Besides, the exact date of Bruno's death is unknown. Rolling Stones doesnt explicitly have a set period of time before the death does it go after the victim, so Bruno could have died at any point of the course of the week that GW takes place in. He could've even died in the fight with Beach Boy. And even then, the fate is led by circumstances, as shown with King Crimson skipping time to create new fate. So in this universe, the day Bruno was fated to die wasn't the day he fought Diavolo, rather, the day he fought Giorno.

    • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
      @CloutmasterPhluphyy 2 роки тому +12

      the pitbulls defy fate

    • @notherapy4u
      @notherapy4u 2 роки тому +4

      @@CloutmasterPhluphyy technically speaking they guide it

    • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
      @CloutmasterPhluphyy 2 роки тому +8

      @@notherapy4u the pitbulls guide and defy fate

  • @CHILLIN2540
    @CHILLIN2540 2 роки тому +3

    10:13 This made me think "What is this is the original story and then Abbachio somehow obtained Moody Blues Requiem and rewound time and that's why he has such an unexplained hatred of Giorno, because he's taking out his anger from Bucciarati's death by the hands of evil Giorno on Giorno"

  • @wormsign2637
    @wormsign2637 2 роки тому +4

    Giorno’s theme is switched from Il Vento D'oro to Avalon.

  • @2tired2p15
    @2tired2p15 2 роки тому +6

    Grateful Dead + giorno’s babies would be an interesting combo

  • @troggdorthesecond
    @troggdorthesecond 2 роки тому +9

    Eat your heart out MasakoX. THIS is how you do a What If BD

  • @grantphelps5501
    @grantphelps5501 2 роки тому +106

    I have not laughed this hard in awhile. Please do more hypotheticals like this. Personally I think what if Jotaro copied every stand he fought like he did The World should be next.

    • @fyrem9718
      @fyrem9718 2 роки тому

      Yes

    • @plus9775
      @plus9775 2 роки тому

      Was that what happened? I thought there were just 2 identical stands for sum fukin reason

    • @fyrem9718
      @fyrem9718 2 роки тому

      @@plus9775 No Jotaro was just spiritually linked with dio apparently. The same type of thing happened with Jonathan and Joeseph

    • @fake9635
      @fake9635 2 роки тому +2

      @@plus9775 bro did you not read what he said “WHAT IF” and you straight up believed that 🤦

    • @lobster6736
      @lobster6736 2 роки тому

      @@plus9775 it says gullible on my profile desc

  • @AliceIsSleepy
    @AliceIsSleepy 2 роки тому +10

    Please, make an evil, distorted version of the other jojos, with derivative powers based on the Changes you made for them. This would be so fun

  • @biggiemunch
    @biggiemunch 2 роки тому +14

    What have I done?? I accidentally helped in the creation of this by sarcastically asking if you were doing what if Joseph turned evil this year.

    • @n-extrafries-surprise
      @n-extrafries-surprise 2 роки тому +8

      You help creating Fither's version of Jorge Joestar, thats what you've done

    • @biggiemunch
      @biggiemunch 2 роки тому +3

      @@n-extrafries-surprise yes this is the Giorno that Ultimate DIO put in the coffin to be the DIO that the Stardust Crusaders fight

  • @courtoflordjoe7212
    @courtoflordjoe7212 2 роки тому +6

    This is probably the weirdest concept I have ever heard for a video, but it's strangely compelling. Thanks for the amazing video dudes, haven't laughed this hard in years.

  • @erogurofreak
    @erogurofreak 2 роки тому +6

    this is legitimately the best video on youtube and im not even kidding like seriously this tops every popular video on this website

  • @caswellweird
    @caswellweird 2 роки тому +12

    Asking Araki to draw all these dogs would be cruel

  • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
    @CloutmasterPhluphyy 2 роки тому +4

    this version of giorno destroys any character in fiction u throw at him

  • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
    @diegodankquixote-wry3242 2 роки тому +47

    What if Poco Loco could Morb? And his Morbius side desired the saints corpse so everyone would be able to morb somehow?

    • @ThatOneGuy0006
      @ThatOneGuy0006 2 роки тому +6

      In Dio's heaven, everyone will be able to morb.

    • @missgoomba39
      @missgoomba39 2 роки тому +1

      @@ThatOneGuy0006 Dio is a vampire, so it could be canon

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 2 роки тому +2

      @@ThatOneGuy0006 do not dare compare Dio to a morbius! Poco Loco is a living vampire!

  • @Poet482
    @Poet482 2 роки тому +6

    Gold Experience could reveal its true form and purpose with this: Allowing Giorno to make up for DIO's slaughter of Danny in Part 1. Revenge of the canine.
    Canine Experience Requiem.

  • @PlayerZeroStart
    @PlayerZeroStart 2 роки тому +14

    Funniest video you've made since Morioh Gang vs Adachi. Love it.

    • @n-extrafries-surprise
      @n-extrafries-surprise 2 роки тому +2

      Hands down. I am so wanna make an animated video about it. If i have the talent to do so

  • @Thefoop
    @Thefoop 2 роки тому +8

    Giorno is already vicious. Y'all made him that +10

  • @just_an_internet_explorer8038
    @just_an_internet_explorer8038 Рік тому +2

    12:53 That moment when you remember that Giorno’s creations give their attacker recoil damage 👁️👄👁️