This is the smartest, funniest, down to earth comedian at the moment. Tim Dillon puts all the LA comic hacks to shame. He's hilarious mainly because he's so honest.
This whole “LA comics” hack schtick is getting corny. 80% of all comics corny. I mean the NY comics just as lame and hacky. Legions of skanks is terrible if not for Big jay, Mark normand and his podcast partner is basically the same person
@@spencere821 whys it getting corny? Its the truth. LA comics are sycophants. The moment every LA comic gave Brandon Schwab credibility as a comic, I lost all respect for all of them. They're all quick to eat their own as we saw with Delilah and Callen, who both suck as comedians. I don't get your point with the Mark Normand comment? They're pretty different. Normand and Tim Dillon put all LA comics to shame.
It's ACTUALLY filters not the camera that doea it. And I bet numpty there keeps pointing it into the sun. And ANY person who has enough time even with a phone camera knows how to deal with it.
@@OffGridInvestorI know right ? I mean I can film a whole show with similar quality with an iPhone right? Who needs cameras anyway? Lens and exposure and aperture and sensors? Resolution? Never heard of it. Come on man...
Tim knows no bounds of convention, he has such an inventive brain, he just glides effortlessly from one evil deed to another, nothing fazes him, I wish we had someone like that in Britain , but we don’t .
And someone paid for the house that Ghislaine Maxwell got to hide out in. Can't even find who owns that house. So, yes, there should be a blood money real estate show - I'd watch.
I’d actually spend time with my rapidly aging parents if that was a show, since all they watch is HGTV. They enjoy seeing the houses they could never actually afford in real life, because they gave up on their dreams and had me instead.....
GOLD MINING particularly gold dust..... they use cyanide to extract it properly. In the last couple decades thry have another way but the ORIGINAL AND CHEAPEST WAY.....cyanide. and THEN THEY THROW the leftovers ("tailings") not in a pile, but in a river. Look up Bougainville. There's even a gold mine here in Australia in the middle of nowhere, HUGE hole full of green water : cyanide. Signs up saying to not swim.
“Million Dollar Fisting” coming soon to Pay Per View. Just don’t ask the client if his snuff film collection’s real, you might just end up as a movie star yourself. Hey
@@UnarmingGnat He is the dirtiest of them all .. he started with his father's money from emeralds mines worked by slave labor in apartheid South Africa!
Everything you said about blood money and genocide is true. But that’s a little bit more of the south Florida market (Miami). LA probably has some of that too though
If you wanna make an amount of $ that your brain literally cant understand people are gonna get hurt along the way. So your saying there hard workers willing to go the extra mile. There is much to learn from them
I think if the production value went up to high this podcast would lose something. The all black background. causes tim to appear as if he were floating.
Ocd driving me nuts on this. The corner of the desk looks like it would have a drawer in it with a tazer just in case tim gets too crazy. I don't think it will work. Maybe bear mace. Lol glad to see Tim finally has his own podcast, I'm a lil late to the party I know but still congrats on getting it started and good luck to your future business endeavors Tim.
Tim Dillon is what happens when you don't let someone like him into the fancy elite club...he squeals like a pig until they let him in. This is why Tim is getting popular! He's almost squealed his way into the club!!
It seems like Eddie bravo would be great on the show but the thing is this is all very accurate whereas Eddie gets into some wild s*** so maybe I'm wrong
I was going to kill myself but I found Tim Dillon. I am waiting for the Medical Assisted Death laws in Canada to change so I don't have to do it myself. I hired an End of Life coach, when we listened to a song together, she actually bounced up and down on my couch which just seemed wrong to me. So I fired her. Please tell Death Counselors it's not appropriate to bounce on the couch of a suicidal woman.
I find the opposite value of what they are selling. It's disgusting. Los Angeles and those people are just within North Koreas missiles. I wish them well.
It’s all part of the dance which is the show. He represents the voice of the masses...he represents us...and we need to shut up because god is talking.
This is the smartest, funniest, down to earth comedian at the moment. Tim Dillon puts all the LA comic hacks to shame. He's hilarious mainly because he's so honest.
We must protect him at all costs
This whole “LA comics” hack schtick is getting corny. 80% of all comics corny. I mean the NY comics just as lame and hacky. Legions of skanks is terrible if not for Big jay, Mark normand and his podcast partner is basically the same person
deshaun dozier for real lmao broke boys hating because they can’t afford to live in Echo Park
@@spencere821 whys it getting corny? Its the truth. LA comics are sycophants. The moment every LA comic gave Brandon Schwab credibility as a comic, I lost all respect for all of them. They're all quick to eat their own as we saw with Delilah and Callen, who both suck as comedians. I don't get your point with the Mark Normand comment? They're pretty different. Normand and Tim Dillon put all LA comics to shame.
Glad I found Tim after Delia went down the tubes
"Well they have a 40k$ camera" argument completely shut tim down
It's ACTUALLY filters not the camera that doea it. And I bet numpty there keeps pointing it into the sun. And ANY person who has enough time even with a phone camera knows how to deal with it.
@@OffGridInvestor k
@@OffGridInvestorI know right ? I mean I can film a whole show with similar quality with an iPhone right? Who needs cameras anyway? Lens and exposure and aperture and sensors? Resolution? Never heard of it. Come on man...
He poisoned a river in china and is wanted for genocide BUT he LOVES infinity pools! Lmao Tim you are so funny!
Zambia
Tim’s imagination is a thing of twisted beauty.
World class ranter, the best of the best.
Based on a true story
Amen
@@sirforsa 111¹
Imagination?
Our of all the comedians, Tim is the one that understands business the best and is very well informed on that.
My uncle used to ram raid liquor stores and he had a bunch of above ground pools.
So it's true, criminals do love pools.
Knowing Tim Dillon is in the world gives me serenity. Thanks for sharing your brain.
Tim is right about who is buying up North American properties
Tim knows no bounds of convention, he has such an inventive brain, he just glides effortlessly from one evil deed to another, nothing fazes him, I wish we had someone like that in Britain , but we don’t .
Russell Brand if he had similar focus?
Frankie Boyle?
British standup is garbage.
Yeah it's dreadful stand up here in UK. God Frankie Boyle -do
Not like that bloke. Nasty bloke. Not funny
Ricky gervais & russel brand
This guy is a fancy Japanese sword in a world of plastic butter knives.
This is the kinda shit Tim would say. Is this Tim or the CIA, yes or yes?
Only Tim is steel that’s unfolded a thousand times
@@blueboyjournal its so damn funny when he says "yes or yes?"
It's a real knife out there
Selling PO boxes in the Caymans is probably very profitable.
1:48 i love when ben talks like that
He’s being accused of genocide but he adores the finishes.he loves the onyx table 😂
Sure...we'd all love a stunning estate...but let's be honest...the real estate market is a real knife fight right now....life in the big city
I mean, "million dollar fisting" was gold
I could listen to Tim talk about real estate all day....
And someone paid for the house that Ghislaine Maxwell got to hide out in. Can't even find who owns that house. So, yes, there should be a blood money real estate show - I'd watch.
Someone she has dirt on
“It’s a real knife fight out there”
“Boxes in dirt, by podcaster Tim Dillon”
Yep, applies to London big time.
I’d actually spend time with my rapidly aging parents if that was a show, since all they watch is HGTV. They enjoy seeing the houses they could never actually afford in real life, because they gave up on their dreams and had me instead.....
Tim, dont stop! We need you!
Tim basically described the Vancouver real-estate market.
Blood Money was one hell of a pitch. I'd watch the shit out of it.
This was George Carlin-esque
It's a real knife fight out here
I’m at work and fucking losing it after grinding people into a paste.😂😂
Tim Dillon & Jimmy Dore are where I get extra special information in the funniest, most entertaining form.
Hell yeah same here lol
Get a polariser and some ND filters and you can shoot during the day
Strange times when comedians have become the voice of reason and truth. Keep it up bro! Love the fuckin channel .
It's always been that way since Diogenes of Ancient Greece, maybe even before then.
Going thru some stuff and this helped
I could just imagine a bond Villian or Doctor Evil talking to one of these Realtors.
Tim is the greatest
Tim bullying Ben gets me rolling.
I'm addicted to this clips
A show where Tim goes to open houses and poses as the realtor
Tim over here doing full on sales pitches for imaginary Islands. 🤣
Director Tim Dillions directorial debut "The 3rd world coup"
This sounds like, "a real knife fight"
Can we get a “Tim is the new Chris Farley” movement going? Because it would be hilarious
I'll take DMT, go to the other realm and try to sell the aliens condos
GOLD MINING particularly gold dust..... they use cyanide to extract it properly. In the last couple decades thry have another way but the ORIGINAL AND CHEAPEST WAY.....cyanide. and THEN THEY THROW the leftovers ("tailings") not in a pile, but in a river. Look up Bougainville. There's even a gold mine here in Australia in the middle of nowhere, HUGE hole full of green water : cyanide. Signs up saying to not swim.
The fact that Ben is just snickering at genocide.. these are my people.
Accused credibly of genocide is such a funny line
I would pawn my house to get Tim Dillon and Alex Jones as cohosts on a show.
Among the best JRE episodes
Alex was just with Tim again a few weeks ago. You’re in luck!
The Caymans is where peasants keep their chicken scratch...ever been to Liechtenstein?
You mean Belgium’s prolapse?
“Million Dollar Fisting” coming soon to Pay Per View. Just don’t ask the client if his snuff film collection’s real, you might just end up as a movie star yourself. Hey
Where do you think the Gold in your smart Phone came from...
So dark. So hilarious.😆
It’s funny because it’s all true
That idea for a show is genius
I'm in, how do I invest my blood money into that show so you dont show my assets.
This is one of his all time best bits. omg the epstein part lmao
This should have millions of views. Can I use the audio for my valorant clips?
Contax him oh his business ID or contact Ben
How about the kindergarten teacher and her stay at home husband/dad that have a $750,000 budget
Shades of the play Titus Andronicus .... grind them into a paste. Tim, please make them eat their own increase!
Knife fights all day in the Bu
Lol people are snatching the properties left and right. There is nothing better than a comedian's unapologetic rants.
It's crazy that Tim had inside information about prince Abdullah.
He's not far from the truth
You are a genius !!!!!!
Funny how well this aged.
Brilliant ...simply Brilliant
i would buy so many houses from this man
BLOOD 🩸 MONEY 💰
they shoot in the morning and afternoon, when the sun is low...not in the middle of the day
You can’t become a billionaire without doing countless dirty deeds
What about Elon musk?
@@UnarmingGnat [insert dark gangsta glasses]
@@UnarmingGnat He is the dirtiest of them all .. he started with his father's money from emeralds mines worked by slave labor in apartheid South Africa!
@@sheikhakbar2067 is this true?
@@warriorredeemed215 Ask Elon Musk see what he tells you...
he's immortal
Keep it up!
Tracy Stockholm is the star of Million Dollar Fisting.
Use a good ND filter wtf to shoot during the day.
Lamo right?! pretty basic camera knowledge
Life in the big city
It really is like this!!
Tim Dillon / Bill Burr cage match. 2 men enter, 1 man leave.
No offense but Tim would stomp Bill to death.
Everything you said about blood money and genocide is true. But that’s a little bit more of the south Florida market (Miami). LA probably has some of that too though
Idsa stunnin’ estate!
MOST would've had him put up a TGIF background... Ya know, for contrast... ... NO.
If you wanna make an amount of $ that your brain literally cant understand people are gonna get hurt along the way. So your saying there hard workers willing to go the extra mile. There is much to learn from them
Holy shit I gotta show this to my wife.
I think if the production value went up to high this podcast would lose something.
The all black background.
causes tim to appear as if he were floating.
I love how the light is only on Tim. You know he told Ben “wear all black so no one can see your ugly pasty skin doesn’t hog my spotlight”
Omg I've thought the same thing. To afford these places you are doing some dodgy af shit. #houseporn👍
Get a nd filter and bam you'll be to record in daylight too 😂
I used to be obsessed with the reality show about houses in Hawaii those were my favorite i think it was like my dream vacation home or st like that
Keep berating and mocking Ben. Makes you both hotter.
Ex royal Harry & Meghan Markle in a mansion in LA
I have a huge bush
Jesus. So funny !!
Ocd driving me nuts on this. The corner of the desk looks like it would have a drawer in it with a tazer just in case tim gets too crazy. I don't think it will work. Maybe bear mace. Lol glad to see Tim finally has his own podcast, I'm a lil late to the party I know but still congrats on getting it started and good luck to your future business endeavors Tim.
Tim Dillon is what happens when you don't let someone like him into the fancy elite club...he squeals like a pig until they let him in. This is why Tim is getting popular! He's almost squealed his way into the club!!
@@xiyx9748 Settle down Darth Sidious..
btw, this is Tim! Nobody knows!🤣😅
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01:27 "Bravo found a way to make it like its SEXUAL"
01:37 *WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT?*
The island show is a thing already. 🤡🌎
Is that a cohost or a tech guy?
Ben is a Renaissance man.
It seems like Eddie bravo would be great on the show but the thing is this is all very accurate whereas Eddie gets into some wild s*** so maybe I'm wrong
I wonder if one day he’ll sellout. If he does his explanation and rationalization of his decision will be honest and hilarious
Tim put on the Covid 40 after this then lost em.
I was going to kill myself but I found Tim Dillon. I am waiting for the Medical Assisted Death laws in Canada to change so I don't have to do it myself. I hired an End of Life coach, when we listened to a song together, she actually bounced up and down on my couch which just seemed wrong to me. So I fired her. Please tell Death Counselors it's not appropriate to bounce on the couch of a suicidal woman.
🤣🤣🤣
I find the opposite value of what they are selling.
It's disgusting.
Los Angeles and those people are just within North Koreas missiles.
I wish them well.
😂😂😂😂
Love the show,but is his guy aloud to utter a word without being mocked by tim i get that the way the show is but why even show him on camera
The reason is: so that we'll wonder about it and ask ourselves; why?
It’s all part of the dance which is the show. He represents the voice of the masses...he represents us...and we need to shut up because god is talking.
Thats how you interpreted it?