Quackity tries to steal Technoblade's horse and INSTANTLY regrets it.
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- Опубліковано 14 лис 2020
- This clip is from Technoblade's Revolution Eve livestream - • THE EVE OF REVOLUTION ...
I saw nobody uploaded this clip and I thought it was pretty funny so I decided to upload it myself. Enjoy!
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Yes
Ye
You're a good person. Thank you buddy.
He will never see this bud
And I think you shoukd
"But im not an orphan"
"Not yet"
Techno is scary
I am your 400th liker
i was the 555
This feels like when someone copies your joke but louder and more people laugh Lol
STOP YOUVE VIOLATED THE LAW
excuse me techno is hilarious lmao
“I’m not an orphan though.”
“n o t y e t”
Current Objective: *Survive*
D:
:00
Except it's one of those objectives that you can't do
It's a part of the story
Current objective: keep parents alive so techno doesn’t kill you since you’re an orphan
.o.
*"But if Carl were to be in a different area, what would happen?"*
Well, to put it simply: Your remains would be found scattered across _multiple_ different areas, Quackity.
Dam, you gives me the creeped vibe that technoblade's words in this video couldn't give
no wonder he was the traitor
@@Cinnigen what? since when lmao
@@chaonimation9586 yes
@@Cinnigen Wilbur was the traitor and techno was a scary anarchist
"I'm not an orphan"
"Not yet"
Damn i made the same comment without seeing this one. Im sorry
@@EclipseGamingPS itz ok
@@EclipseGamingPS LMAO I SAW YOUR COMMENT ABOVE THIS
@@EclipseGamingPS and you have more likes
*run*
There's no way I'm the only person who enjoys watching people get scared of techno right?
It's just really entertaining.
Especially when they kind of deserve it 😆
It’s the funniest thing
LLLLLLL he didnt even get mod on the server and take the whole server over LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Same
E
I love how techno is acting like quackity isn’t taking Carl, but he knows, like a parent
☘️
Quackity
He knows! ٩😑۶
I can soooooooo relay
Same xd
me lying to my parents be like:
😂😂😂😂
Techno so nice that he won’t even kill Quackity
@@itzslayr1435 well technically speaking if techno were to make quactity a orphan hed kill quactity’s sanity, his hopes and dreams...... or techno could say *NO WITNESSES*
@@itzslayr1435 well thats technically true because atoms never touch and we are made up of atoms so no dream i did not slaughter quackity
Super not relatable totally not me
*attempts to steal horse*
Techmo: "if you think this has a happy ending you are surely not paying attention"
Techno*
Techmo🙌
Techmobnade
TECHMO IS SCARY
Man techmobade is *big* scary.
NOTHING BAD EEEEEVER HAPPENED TO THE KENNEDYS
Nothing bad ever happens to the Quackities
But something sure will happen to the Quakities
Eehhr ummm
AH-
I like your funny words magic man
Carl is a pet that sapnap's scared to take...
Yeah, if he took Carl, then he would start a longer war than the first pet war
There would be 2 more canon deaths on the server if sapnap took carl
@@calmlyrice1780 taking or killing carl is like killing John Wicks’s dog
The only pet
208th like
Techno blade: I’m going to stab so many orphans
Me: you just missed one
When you realize Fundy is an orphan
Hmm, but he still didn’t see tht carl is gone, so, technically, he didnt miss one, because he said IF CARL IS GONE and yes
@@leightonkekuewa1545 wait Fundy is an orphan??!?!!
@@mizu3866 E-yes
@@VChu_ damn didn't knew
The fact that Techno is so chill that everyone on the smp dares to not touch him, except for tommy.
Also the reason tommy has died repeatedly
*it stays in the pit*
Karl did
220th like
Cos Tommy is a bit stupid but we love him still
"shut up nerd i'm trying to be intimidating" lmao
Timestamp?
@@cdragon7583 watch the whole video.
@@0_h1t3 you know what I did but still I want a timestamp for not just myself but for other people too... so I’m gonna get one
3:11
@@cdragon7583 Jeez it's serious now, you're DEMANDING a timestamp. Good thing Sumouku obliged or I'd be worried for our health and safety.
Quackity: "If I hit it, what would happen?"
Techno's brain: "well for starters you'd die swiftly and painfully, but I assume you mean what would happen to the horse..."
@@private_account809 no i think he meant painfully
291th like
@@private_account809 Not if Techno can help it
Techno would proceed to burn down the entire map and enslave all of the people to build a giant monument to Carl on the remains of L’manberg, Quackity would be tortured by Techno and his withers for all of time. After the monument is done, he would let everyone go (except Quackity, obviously) only to chase them all down, killing them one by one, making sure all they know is terror, constantly looking over their shoulder for the day that the grim reaper catches up to them.
I’ll go into a bit more detail of Quackity’s torture, just so you know how gruesome it is. First, Techno forces Quackity to watch his house and everything he loves burn and die, he is then taken captive by Techno and held in a prison, everyday Techno comes to see him, he slices him within an inch of his life, Quackity regenerates, repeat, but that’s not all, he also brings in withers, spawns them, and let’s them repeatedly kill him, now you might think this gets boring, and it does, so techno spices it up, sometimes, he’ll set an army of mobs on him, other times he’ll just use his slaves to kill him, but eventually Techno has run out of ways to kill Quackity, so he brings it into the real world, he finds Quackity, kills his family in front of them, and tortures Quackity to the point his body is so deformed, so covered in burns and scars, you can’t even recognize him, he’s just a barely living blob of nothing, doomed to live the rest of his days in social exile as a freak, and that, that is Techno’s final revenge.
@@sportsfaniguess154 Nah, he would probably just make a nice lava renovation in quackitys house
The UA-cam Guidelines joke is dark
"The thing about depictions of extreme violence" 💀💀
That’s why it’s hilarious
@@superd3clan_306 yep
Quackity: I'm not an orphan though
Technoblade: *NOT YET*
Timestamp??
@@justaman7124 0:00 - 9:07
@@PS-vr1uv bruh
@@justaman7124 2:45
"But im not an orphan"
"Not yet"
Objective: *Save your parents*
No save horse
No live
but no, think about it. For every person in the world to survive, nobody is allowed to be an orphan, therefore, if everyone has at least one surviving parent, we would die of overcrowding. so therefore, no, save your grandparents then your parents, then RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
Techno blade is the definition of a microwave
Damn bro that's deep
*visible confusion*
I don't get it
@@averageharambelover3541 Me neither
tryharding bedwars: “mmmmmmmmm..”
"Well I'm gonna be back in 3 minutes so if carl isn-"
"T-Three m-minutes?"
He's scared. I don't blame him.
100
😂😂😂
Technoblade is like the Blackbeard of minecraft. He knows that intimidation will win most conflicts and he uses it well because pretty much everyone on the server that isn't stupid is afraid of him.
@Haha Haha Aw sorry mate I already got out the virtual sniper rifle. You're about to be the jfk of the interwebs.
@Haha Haha i got the virtual ak47
Bring out the ac 130 and give it to streamer (irl) ranboo: quackity started a comment war
Its like a kid getting scared of his teacher
oh yeah
It’s like that one teacher who’s loves to joke around but then once he gets angry everyone is just scared
@@ilovemen671 do u have that teacher
@@cloudyvids8873 yes
@@cloudyvids8873 lol yeah same yes I have
Techno is the embodiment of chaotic neutral
YES
Techno has the ability to be terrifying and hilarious at the same time
I disagree he is scary for others but when watching his streams the chat has power over the blood god
"Sword is gonna have a lot less durability when i'm done" damn
Technoblade is more like a wise man acting like a predator, he scares them without being obvious hes acting.
Edit: I don't want to say this but thank you guys for the likes.
Edit 2: What the heck are my replies
Bold of you to assume he's acting
@@sleepl0l wait he isn't?
@@thesandwich7151 you dare assume his gender
He's an god not a lowly human
Bow down peaseants
Nvm he didn't 10-0 dream trash unsubbing from him L L
@@bluenoob5945 I love how your entire comment sums up the fans of Techno lol
@@bluenoob5945 LMAO
In my opinion
Techno is the quite one in the server but when he open his mouth, I don't know what to feel, be terrified or horrified 😂
Both.
The correct answer is yes.
There is no solution in that problem exempt beating the 27 withers
"I'm not an orphan though.."
_"Not yet"_
When is that
@@kimchii4517 2:44 look for yourself
@@kimchii4517 2:45
Funny thing is Carl is probably the fastest horse in the server. And techno has a few more Superior horses in his secret base.
No he’s the 4th fastest horse in the server and techno also owns the 3rd 2nd and 1st horse on the server
Techno is that teacher in every school who is chill and quiet, but if you mess with them, you’re dead meat. 🍖
Quackity sounded so terrified and like he started crying. Never mess with Technoblade.
Techno is the scariest person on the server because he's just so chill about killing everyone...
Did you know Techno once said hi to me thro another person
Someone: steals technoblades horse
Technoblade: somebody's gonna die tonight
somebody's gonna be an orphan*
*everybody
this aged well
Techno: 60 Seconds starts now
Quackity: Sings" no no no no no no
Honestly i frough he'd say "if you touch my horse... well... *It Will Be Worse Then What Happened On Minecraft Monday.* "
He should've
His sword is called
*ORPHAN OBLITERATER* ಠ_ಠ
It was also chosen through a Twitter poll, lol.
Hes had it for well over 3 months
@@Lechampion3 don’t speak they’re new
Techno just casually has 231 levels
You know just the usual
“If it wasn’t for you stormcloaks, I would’ve stolen that horse and been halfway to hammerfell by now”
"I'm not an orphan though."
" *N O T Y E T* "
LMAO I saw this live xD i was waiting for someone to clip it hahaha
same
Yes
Samr
I did watch too
Ya the one time I watch techno i saw it live
231 levels
Is no one gonna mention this?
He has a kill count of 28373 orphans so no wonder he got that much exp
@@-Nea1984- if I did my math right then that means each orphan drops 10 exp orbs. Neat.
@@lilchromie I should make a orphan exp farm
Lil Chromie Bigfoot Slayer it takes more exp each level to level up your levels, so your calculations are slightly wrong.
Oh it’s common knowledge that techno basically never dies
"there are certain UA-cam guidelines I'd hate to violate"
I think you need to switch UA-cam guidelines with Geneva Conventions there pal
Only one of them is relevent
One of Techno's most effective forms of intimidation is threatening the offender while pretending nothing is wrong
The most iconic and effective is the slow head turn
8:42 he shat himself
fun fact: we haven't really seen techno with full rage yet, so stealing that horse would bring a wrath that nobody had seen before
edit: I love how you can hear the fear in his voice after technoblade says three minutes
2:29 That is such a Badass and also scary line.If techno said that to me I would just quit the server
I don't know if people realise that he's actually always trying really hard to appear scary, but it doesn't seem like it because he knows it will seem natural if he says it with a normal tone; he also seem to choose well his words to make it more effective.
(That's at least what i think i would do if i wanted to appear scary)
i like how you analysed it lol
when the parents say they're almost home and you haven't done any chores
You've committed crime against skyrim and her people, what's say you on your defense
Horse: cost 1000 gold
Stealing horse: fined for 10 gold
I just realised techno has many enchanted items and level 231... Scary
damn, techno is terrifying
You can hear the fear in his voice every second techno goes back
im sorry quackity but i watched carefully and i happened to notice that techno's horse one block to the left when he came back
It's great when Sam "accidentally" causes someone extreme fear by ratting them out for something stupid they did. Really brings out a good mood in me.
:)
Techno is the most passive aggressive person ever and I love it
techno: *stabbing hoglins*
fundy: *NYOOOOOOOM*
Lol I saw this live 2 it was funny
me too
Who was streaming it? I’d love to see the whole thing.
@@heatherreadsreddit8579 technoblade is the one who streaming it
“I am going to stab so many orphans”
Caught me off guard that is terrifying
Fundy just walk away mind his bussiness
God, Techno was so good at mind games. Quackity is just terrified of Techno now. Rest in peace, Techno.
Him just running past quackity at the end was perfect
''the comment section is full of ''im not an orphan tho''
''not yet''
2:47
"Not yet"
Made me spit my drink
When someone tries to get Techno’s pet for content and war stuff:
"Its not an experiment. Its a social experiment"
I dont know why but this made me laugh so hard-
2:35+ lmao
“I’m not an orphan though...”
“NOT YET.”
Bye, legend.
that
"NOT YET" was terrifying i love how just scary techno can be. If i had to chose who ti fight between the ender dragin and techno im picking the dragon im not dying today
I wanna see sapnap try to take his horse
Oh, Sapnap will be the first adult orphan he conquers
@@ramonagomez3228
I guess Rest In Peace Badboyhalo if that happens.
(Apparently Bad is Sapnap’s dad, I don’t know when this happened but apparently it happened)
R.I.P Sapnap
@@azale_2241 Wait...Does that mean at one point Skeppy was Sapnap’s son in law? If he was, he’d also be Dream’s brother in law.
Also during Dream and Fundy’s wedding, it was kind of confirmed that Sapnap is Dream’s parent. So if that’s canon, not only is Fundy technically Sapnap’s son in law and Badboyhalo’s brother in law, Badboyhalo and Dream are brothers...
@@dfquartzidn6151 What the hell these family trees are confusing...
I like how Techno said "My precious horse armor" but he just found on a roaming horse😂
"but im not an orphan" "not yet"
Only just now realized his sword is called Orphan Obliterator.
Techno gave him a chance to turn back and return the horse. What a nice guy
5:33 six yr old me when I finish a Popsicle
These clips mean much more now
Techno is the most monotone scary super villain in the entirety of man kind
Im dying of laughter because i can imagine Quackity rushing to put Carl back on his place when Techno found out
He sounds like an angry dad
5:19
Imagine being Fundy just minding your business just trying to go back to overworld to use your brand new stuff you got from tradin-this is way to much information.........AND THEN IMMEDIATELY SEE THE STRONGEST MAN IN TERMS OF PVP ON THE SERVER AGGRESSIVELY RUSH TOWARDS THE PORTAL WITH HIS SWORD OUT
I just thought of something I would’ve found hilarious. What if Quackity told Karl to get on and just left him where Carl was. That would be the funniest thing ever.
This is literally how john wick one started
3:20 how to deal with traffic
The fact that techno can scare anyone on the smp without actually saying what he’ll do 😭
6:47 that's what the llama said
4:10 technoblade killed his own kind
Quackity:"But im not an orphan"
Technoblade:"N O T Y E T =)"
Qackity: *Pulls out netherite*
Techno blade: YOU HAVE ONE DEBRE YOU ARE SOOO KILLABLE RIGHT NOW
Me and my friend: *Goes to the nether and we find a lot of debre*
Thanks for the subtitles!! Really appreciate it!
Loved this part on stream xD
"Am not an orphan"
*"N O T Y E T*
and 5:18 he literally named his sword
1:22 Quackity: 😰 hahaha, yeah.... trueeee
Quackity: "What if i hit it"
Techno: *"So you've chosen death"*
0:09 whoa technos horse is unique the horse can eat Wood 🪵
And in that moment quackity faced a great fear
2:10
Totally not a dragon ball z cell saga narrator quote
2:30
F R I G H T E N E D
L A U G H T E R
This seems like a very terrifying game/movie for quackity right now, is there someone that sells movie snacks for 1 like?
3:43 shouldve said the horse was a carnivore
Techno : *Not Yet*
Quackity: *stress size,huge*
The outro was absolutely amazing
Great clip! Thanks for uploading this, i was looking for it!
You can just watch it on technoblade past livestream playlist.
Thanks for the work you put in this video man , i really enjoyed it
7:30 it’s looks and sounds like the horse just kissed quackity