Imagine if Six Flags added this ride every April Fools. That would turn into a real-life battle royale, where only the last person in the cart can be sitting.
Everyone is complaining about how Albert is becoming less family friendly. I’m assuming that when he rips off body parts of people with admin commands is more family friendly than red spheres that appear when two carts smash into each other
6:40 the subtle use of the chords from radioheads “everything’s in the right place” made the retribution way more suspenseful. It shows the main character seeks nothing but vengeance, he will get his revenge because as the song suggests “everything is in its right place” for his attack. Sun zoo or something like that - art of war
I remember playing this game around a month ago and it was chaos. Me and my friends even bought a private server to win and troll each other and it still took us around 20 - 30mins to do it.
i haven’t watched this man in over a year because i thought he was making stuff for kids but after seeing this i’m gonna actually start watching him again
0:00 i always wished for a hundred thousand 0:02 group members it's my dream and it's 0:06 never happened help me out by joining um 0:10 report uh offensive ad 0:13 dating all right now that their dream is 0:15 dead i think it's time to kill other 0:17 people's dreams uh so we're playing this 0:19 game wait stop stop 0:22 stop no no no no i'll just stop your 0:24 cart 0:28 so oh see that oh how so that kind of 0:31 stuff it's kind of like uh if cart rides 0:33 were real there'd be a lot of uh 0:35 exploding mechanics and horrible things 0:38 happening look at that 0:39 oh no no no no no 0:42 all right milady oop i don't i don't 0:44 mean to be that close to you i'm sorry 0:46 turn the light off you don't need the 0:48 light oh god all right this is bad oh 0:50 guys stop idiots 0:52 hey we're safe 0:54 no dude stop putting the speed up we 0:57 have to go back 0:58 no 1:01 can you guys knock it off for one second 1:02 this card's about to explode man get out 1:04 of here i will not allow this i'm going 1:07 over here yeah something something bad 1:09 oh she just ended it all that's okay i 1:11 can't say that wait where are we going 1:13 no no no yes what is that 1:17 what is that it's being consumed by uh 1:21 something man i don't know i don't know 1:23 what this is do i have to censor this 1:25 what is that i think 1:27 oh all right that woman just died in an 1:29 explosive violent fire now i can go 1:32 ahead hey man i don't know if that's 1:33 going to work out for you 1:36 well 1:36 well at least 1:38 cart rides but more sensitive all right 1:40 this guy's coming after me stop 1:43 all right please don't do that again 1:47 oh my god so it's really hard to get 1:50 past this part there are two cars all 1:52 right this is a good idea look at this 1:54 let's go 1:56 whoa whoa 1:58 oh no i've done something horrible ah 2:01 dude look how i just dodged all those 2:02 explosions cool guys don't look at 2:05 explosions all right me and greg over 2:08 here are gonna we're gonna go to victory 2:10 all right let's go yippee oh slow down 2:13 short stop 2:14 god i hate you 2:16 let's get out of here buddy oh look he's 2:19 already screaming all right this isn't 2:21 bad nobody's crashing into each other we 2:23 finally uh we finally found our uh oh oh 2:26 no this is pretty smooth uh oh i gotta i 2:28 gotta get away from you oh i think might 2:30 caught fire oh look if i stop it there 2:33 now i wait for it to calm down stop 2:36 wow 2:37 i am so glad i'm not over there anymore 2:39 all right what's the harm and going a 2:40 little bit faster 2:43 man this thing is really in bad shape 2:45 all right our next challenge 2:47 garrote wire up ahead i wonder what that 2:50 means 2:51 oh my god oh my god it just chopped her 2:54 head off 2:55 oh no why did that happen all right hey 2:58 little guy you might want to stop it you 3:00 might want to stop it something bad is 3:01 happening no no i hear that noise 3:06 stop stop 3:08 you idiots 3:12 all right i got that guy killed that's 3:13 good enough for me 3:15 what what was and what was that who just 3:17 dropped that on me man and i i know this 3:19 guy's gonna ruin it for me 3:23 look you're down there now hey man that 3:25 was the weather down here look i'll i'll 3:27 back this up into him 3:29 oops 3:30 oopsie i didn't mean i didn't mean to do 3:32 that to you who's this little guy ah 3:34 whoa 3:36 let's go i guess i just wait for one of 3:38 these guys to uh to get to this point 3:40 which could take a really long time hey 3:43 here we go here's a good 3:44 candidate i gotta time this well 3:49 hello new friend oh god oh god what do 3:51 we do about this i'll try to 3:53 i'll try to push this off 3:55 no no no i'm stuck with these people i'm 3:58 stuck with i'm such a poopy man all 4:00 right we need to launch the propane tank 4:02 everyone needs to die 4:04 no other way right i'm sorry i have to 4:07 sorry everyone i'm killing i have to 4:08 clear up all the trash aku okay i'm kind 4:11 of losing my mind right now i'm going to 4:13 a small server all right there's hope 4:15 one person here has has won no no no all 4:18 right my twin my stop why do you have an 4:21 auto clicker oh my god i can't even 4:23 communicate nobody here speaks english 4:25 all right we'll try the next one oh 4:27 clear shot clear shot clear shot yeah i 4:29 really want to actually get through this 4:31 i'm really counting on every single 4:33 person here to violently die that's 4:35 that's my battle plan you look like 4:37 baldi's basics i want to jump down and 4:39 grief you the way this man looked made 4:42 me angry 4:43 i don't know what to do about the uh the 4:46 thing that just cuts your head off is 4:47 there something i can't i can do about 4:50 that i have an idea so what i do is like 4:52 you kind of like 4:53 it's like a lava jump or lava jump 4:56 man life is horrible all right about 30 4:59 minutes later i finally made it back to 5:01 the wire oh i'm really nervous actually 5:04 that wasn't so bad they keep trying to 5:06 send bombs up my way and i keep having 5:08 to knock him down all right i wonder 5:10 what the what the next challenge brings 5:12 us 5:13 oh no danger electrified railing head 5:16 that means i have to use this i think 5:18 wait or is this the wrong thing to do 5:20 it's not metal anymore it's wood so it 5:22 won't electrified oh no all right go 5:25 back go back oh no no wait wait no no no 5:27 no no stop it ah 5:29 that took me ha that's half an hour of 5:31 my life gone down the drain 5:36 here sorry about that sorry to just flip 5:38 you over man later all right now this 5:40 idiot's 5:41 gonna want to get in here my life sucks 5:43 i'm just i'm gonna try to run you over i 5:45 hate you 5:46 oh i did it look i'm slow down hey 5:48 you're gonna get hit by that guy now 5:50 oh he's gonna hit me i have to grief him 5:53 i'm sorry i don't wanna 5:58 yes oh no what do i do about this can i 6:00 just roll over this please oh pretty 6:03 please hey i'm so sorry about what i did 6:05 to you back there it was so wrong no not 6:07 that fast i want this guy's head 6:09 to be chopped off actually 6:14 all right no more of that guy why what 6:16 are you doing man hop in 6:18 oh whoa whoa he was trying to send me 6:20 back in the thing hey man i really don't 6:23 like you and yeah get off here get off 6:26 all right we're out of here we just 6:27 leave them behind 6:30 ah this feels like saw i'll help you out 6:33 no 6:34 i wish i could pump i wish i could do 6:36 that to his forehead i wish i wish that 6:38 i wish my hand sorry all right guys i've 6:40 come back with a vengeance i spent all 6:43 my money here i bought a bomb that's the 6:45 difference in a game plan i bought 6:47 infinite 6:48 and i'm feeling very confident now that 6:50 i did that i feel so i feel so confident 6:52 with all these 6:55 with all these weapons hey little guy 6:57 hey sock hey 6:59 check this out oops you don't exist 7:01 anymore now i get the i get the morbius 7:04 this thing sucks hey man hey man i don't 7:07 like you look smooth sailing from here 7:09 and look i can jump too no man or woman 7:12 or child will get in my path look at 7:14 this 7:14 jump i hate i hate everything i hate 7:18 everything i've ever worked for hey guys 7:21 knock it off don't live anymore you are 7:23 not getting in my car 7:25 what the oh my god that almost hit me 7:27 that did something like how did that do 7:28 something like wheel hey hey whoa whoa 7:30 whoa whoa whoa i just murdered that 7:32 woman look what happened to her that's a 7:34 lot for me to take in i'm gonna i'm 7:36 gonna just keep on moving anytime i do 7:38 something wrong ignore it keep on moving 7:41 the girl who won is sending carts out to 7:43 try to mess me up maybe i could just 7:45 walk the rest of the way i'd be okay 7:47 with that so i couldn't jump over that 7:48 look at that oh great it's the electric 7:50 cart i am so close oh my god there's a 7:53 there's another bomb coming after me 7:57 what they shot me 7:59 hey hey little guys die in a fire 8:03 look i have like a little nubby arm oh 8:06 poor little guy i can't use my bomb now 8:08 i'm forced to learn friendship and peace 8:10 and i think that's the moral of this 8:12 video i lost my weapons and i made a 8:14 best friend
Ohmygosh I thought it was just a random bot commenting randomly but turns out it's all what albert just said on this video. Nice, wonder how long does this took you.
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE sorry man, I read your name 😟 Don’t worry tho, I won’t read your profile picture, you’re telling me not to do it and I’ve learnt to not do it ❤️ /j
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Reflux esophagitis Factors that increase the risk of gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD) - and therefore are factors in reflux esophagitis - include the following: Eating immediately before going to bed Dietary factors such as excess alcohol, caffeine, chocolate and mint-flavored foods Excessively large and fatty meals Smoking Extra weight, including from pregnancy A number of foods may worsen symptoms of GERD or reflux esophagitis: Tomato-based foods Citrus fruits Caffeine Alcohol Spicy foods Garlic and onions Chocolate Mint-flavored foods Eosinophilic esophagitis Risk factors for eosinophilic esophagitis, or allergy-related esophagitis, may include: A history of certain allergic reactions, including allergic rhinitis, asthma and atopic dermatitis A family history of eosinophilic esophagitis Drug-induced esophagitis Factors that may increase the risk of drug-induced esophagitis are generally related to issues that prevent quick and complete passage of a pill into the stomach. These factors include: Swallowing a pill with little or no water Taking drugs while lying down Taking drugs right before sleep, probably due in part to the production of less saliva and swallowing less during sleep Older age, possibly because of age-related changes to the muscles of the esophagus or a decreased production of saliva Large or oddly shaped pills Infectious esophagitis Risk factors for infectious esophagitis often relate to medications, such as steroids and antibiotics. People with diabetes also are at increased risk of candida esophagitis in particular. Other causes of infectious esophagitis may relate to poor immune system function. This may be due to an immune disorder, HIV/AIDS or certain cancers. Also, certain cancer treatments and drugs that block immune system reactions to transplanted organs (immunosuppressants) may increase the risk of infectious esophagitis. Complications Left untreated, esophagitis can lead to changes in the structure of the esophagus. Possible complications include: Scarring or narrowing (stricture) of the esophagus Tearing of the esophagus lining tissue from retching (if food gets stuck) or during endoscopy (due to inflammation) Barrett's esophagus, characterized by changes to the cells lining the esophagus, increasing your risk of esophageal cancer
how does that make him a king? sure he's a respectable youtuber but it's not like he's running a castle or solved a worldwide problem. sorry to ruin the positive vibes but still.
I just get so confused why people say “I love how Albert is becoming less family friendly everyday” The reason is every singe video they literally comment that like bro, we get it. your happy about it. but you don’t have to say it every video. Most of them probably also just want likes so they comment it cause other ones get likes. So they do it every video. also he’s not really coming less family friendly. He’s still the same as before. Also he’s made saw games in the past, nobody said anything about that. But video where cart smash and blow up? oh that’s terrible one day he’s gonna start swearing again. Like what.
I agreee with people commenting that too much but he IS becoming less family friendly. The fact that he even acknowledged that avatar at 1:23 is progress.
@@Instabruh.User.. OoOoo and what do you make?? Videos on how to get viruses from instagram??Tought so,next time you try to insult somebody try to actually be worth your insult you pumpuss cheesy leauge of legends 9 year old
3:22 let me tell you this man’s laugh is exactly like mine LMAO- also everything else aside in the video but anyone else just love the hat he’s wearing?- like I don’t even know what it’s saying, I think it says “Palace” (?) maybe? But I love the colors lol. Great video, Albert!!!
@@perfectattendance7125 that’s the issue lol. If every day is a good day that means that every day isn’t good because none of them are better than the other. Thinking about it makes my brain hurt lol
I miss the longer flamingo vids lol, Like I still Like these ones They are still great But I miss watching the longer ones That were based on the same thing the entire time, Instead of watch 4 different 8 minute videos Based on 4 different things, Im not saying i hate these videos im just saying (In my opinion) The longer videos are better (Sorry for writing So much)
I LOVE it when he screams and loses it and the screen zooms out!!!!! XD I tried the game myself and it is VERY ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does anyone remember that animation where a face that turns in to a troll face also anyone seen the Roblox Samsung ad ( 1:01 That clown honk sound is just like my childhood )
Imagine if Six Flags added this ride every April Fools. That would turn into a real-life battle royale, where only the last person in the cart can be sitting.
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Albert has always been violent. I love it. I feel like he should troll in popular games, or play Wild Horse Islands. The chaos is perfect.
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE you will never see the kingdom of god
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE Go get a life, go outside, get some friends, and stop doing this,
@@bigpvzfan42069 lmfao
i wished he trolled with admin commands and played story games
love ur pfp
Everyone is complaining about how Albert is becoming less family friendly. I’m assuming that when he rips off body parts of people with admin commands is more family friendly than red spheres that appear when two carts smash into each other
Nah they was talking about that big avatar scene and the fact that he even acknowledged it
Wdym complaining his audience is aging like he is so he's maturing his channel
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6:40 the subtle use of the chords from radioheads “everything’s in the right place” made the retribution way more suspenseful. It shows the main character seeks nothing but vengeance, he will get his revenge because as the song suggests “everything is in its right place” for his attack.
Sun zoo or something like that - art of war
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4:55 Albert.exe has stopped working...
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@@trynafindkalken7571 when my graphics driver crashes
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I remember playing this game around a month ago and it was chaos. Me and my friends even bought a private server to win and troll each other and it still took us around 20 - 30mins to do it.
Why is nobody talking about the albert screech at 7:58?
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i haven’t watched this man in over a year because i thought he was making stuff for kids but after seeing this i’m gonna actually start watching him again
same
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i always wished for a hundred thousand
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group members it's my dream and it's
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never happened help me out by joining um
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report uh offensive ad
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dating all right now that their dream is
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dead i think it's time to kill other
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people's dreams uh so we're playing this
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game wait stop stop
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stop no no no no i'll just stop your
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cart
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so oh see that oh how so that kind of
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stuff it's kind of like uh if cart rides
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were real there'd be a lot of uh
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exploding mechanics and horrible things
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happening look at that
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oh no no no no no
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all right milady oop i don't i don't
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mean to be that close to you i'm sorry
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turn the light off you don't need the
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light oh god all right this is bad oh
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guys stop idiots
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hey we're safe
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no dude stop putting the speed up we
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have to go back
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no
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can you guys knock it off for one second
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this card's about to explode man get out
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of here i will not allow this i'm going
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over here yeah something something bad
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oh she just ended it all that's okay i
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can't say that wait where are we going
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no no no yes what is that
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what is that it's being consumed by uh
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something man i don't know i don't know
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what this is do i have to censor this
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what is that i think
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oh all right that woman just died in an
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explosive violent fire now i can go
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ahead hey man i don't know if that's
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going to work out for you
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well
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well at least
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cart rides but more sensitive all right
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this guy's coming after me stop
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all right please don't do that again
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oh my god so it's really hard to get
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past this part there are two cars all
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right this is a good idea look at this
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let's go
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whoa whoa
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oh no i've done something horrible ah
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dude look how i just dodged all those
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explosions cool guys don't look at
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explosions all right me and greg over
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here are gonna we're gonna go to victory
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all right let's go yippee oh slow down
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short stop
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god i hate you
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let's get out of here buddy oh look he's
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already screaming all right this isn't
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bad nobody's crashing into each other we
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finally uh we finally found our uh oh oh
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no this is pretty smooth uh oh i gotta i
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gotta get away from you oh i think might
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caught fire oh look if i stop it there
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now i wait for it to calm down stop
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wow
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i am so glad i'm not over there anymore
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all right what's the harm and going a
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little bit faster
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man this thing is really in bad shape
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all right our next challenge
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garrote wire up ahead i wonder what that
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means
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oh my god oh my god it just chopped her
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head off
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oh no why did that happen all right hey
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little guy you might want to stop it you
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might want to stop it something bad is
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happening no no i hear that noise
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stop stop
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you idiots
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all right i got that guy killed that's
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good enough for me
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what what was and what was that who just
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dropped that on me man and i i know this
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guy's gonna ruin it for me
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look you're down there now hey man that
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was the weather down here look i'll i'll
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back this up into him
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oops
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oopsie i didn't mean i didn't mean to do
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that to you who's this little guy ah
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whoa
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let's go i guess i just wait for one of
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these guys to uh to get to this point
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which could take a really long time hey
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here we go here's a good
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candidate i gotta time this well
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hello new friend oh god oh god what do
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we do about this i'll try to
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i'll try to push this off
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no no no i'm stuck with these people i'm
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stuck with i'm such a poopy man all
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right we need to launch the propane tank
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everyone needs to die
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no other way right i'm sorry i have to
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sorry everyone i'm killing i have to
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clear up all the trash aku okay i'm kind
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of losing my mind right now i'm going to
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a small server all right there's hope
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one person here has has won no no no all
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right my twin my stop why do you have an
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auto clicker oh my god i can't even
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communicate nobody here speaks english
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all right we'll try the next one oh
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clear shot clear shot clear shot yeah i
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really want to actually get through this
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i'm really counting on every single
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person here to violently die that's
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that's my battle plan you look like
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baldi's basics i want to jump down and
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grief you the way this man looked made
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me angry
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i don't know what to do about the uh the
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thing that just cuts your head off is
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there something i can't i can do about
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that i have an idea so what i do is like
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you kind of like
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it's like a lava jump or lava jump
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man life is horrible all right about 30
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minutes later i finally made it back to
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the wire oh i'm really nervous actually
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that wasn't so bad they keep trying to
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send bombs up my way and i keep having
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to knock him down all right i wonder
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what the what the next challenge brings
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us
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oh no danger electrified railing head
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that means i have to use this i think
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wait or is this the wrong thing to do
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it's not metal anymore it's wood so it
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won't electrified oh no all right go
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back go back oh no no wait wait no no no
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no no stop it ah
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that took me ha that's half an hour of
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my life gone down the drain
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here sorry about that sorry to just flip
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you over man later all right now this
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idiot's
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gonna want to get in here my life sucks
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i'm just i'm gonna try to run you over i
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hate you
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oh i did it look i'm slow down hey
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you're gonna get hit by that guy now
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oh he's gonna hit me i have to grief him
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i'm sorry i don't wanna
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yes oh no what do i do about this can i
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just roll over this please oh pretty
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please hey i'm so sorry about what i did
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to you back there it was so wrong no not
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that fast i want this guy's head
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to be chopped off actually
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all right no more of that guy why what
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are you doing man hop in
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oh whoa whoa he was trying to send me
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back in the thing hey man i really don't
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like you and yeah get off here get off
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all right we're out of here we just
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leave them behind
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ah this feels like saw i'll help you out
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no
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i wish i could pump i wish i could do
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that to his forehead i wish i wish that
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i wish my hand sorry all right guys i've
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come back with a vengeance i spent all
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my money here i bought a bomb that's the
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difference in a game plan i bought
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infinite
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and i'm feeling very confident now that
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i did that i feel so i feel so confident
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with all these
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with all these weapons hey little guy
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hey sock hey
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check this out oops you don't exist
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anymore now i get the i get the morbius
7:04
this thing sucks hey man hey man i don't
7:07
like you look smooth sailing from here
7:09
and look i can jump too no man or woman
7:12
or child will get in my path look at
7:14
this
7:14
jump i hate i hate everything i hate
7:18
everything i've ever worked for hey guys
7:21
knock it off don't live anymore you are
7:23
not getting in my car
7:25
what the oh my god that almost hit me
7:27
that did something like how did that do
7:28
something like wheel hey hey whoa whoa
7:30
whoa whoa whoa i just murdered that
7:32
woman look what happened to her that's a
7:34
lot for me to take in i'm gonna i'm
7:36
gonna just keep on moving anytime i do
7:38
something wrong ignore it keep on moving
7:41
the girl who won is sending carts out to
7:43
try to mess me up maybe i could just
7:45
walk the rest of the way i'd be okay
7:47
with that so i couldn't jump over that
7:48
look at that oh great it's the electric
7:50
cart i am so close oh my god there's a
7:53
there's another bomb coming after me
7:57
what they shot me
7:59
hey hey little guys die in a fire
8:03
look i have like a little nubby arm oh
8:06
poor little guy i can't use my bomb now
8:08
i'm forced to learn friendship and peace
8:10
and i think that's the moral of this
8:12
video i lost my weapons and i made a
8:14
best friend
uh
what:# the point
what's the matter
what
and why
Ohmygosh I thought it was just a random bot commenting randomly but turns out it's all what albert just said on this video. Nice, wonder how long does this took you.
d a n g
tf was the endgoal here
1:23 I think its a giant fortune cookie
Its a duck
@@minihatt its packman
@@thiagoleonardo2484 no its a duck because it looks like it.
@@minihatt just because something looks like it, doesn't mean it is.
I was just saying
2:14
Flamenco hates god caught on 4k
This has to be one of your most funny videos so far, I have literally been crying with laughter.
bro this guys voice is always funny it never gets old I swear
Lol yes
Facts lol
he abuses children and I love it
true
Finally a normal comment
i love how you could take legit anything albert says out of context and paint him as a criminal
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE sorry man, I read your name 😟
Don’t worry tho, I won’t read your profile picture, you’re telling me not to do it and I’ve learnt to not do it ❤️
/j
@@Vex3r “/j” 🤓🤓🤓
@@AristotleBabyBottle Based
Legend says that to this day, Albert didn’t make it to the end. He is still trying, over and over, but it is truly impossible.
Lol
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Overview Esophagitis (uh-sof-uh-JIE-tis) is inflammation that may damage tissues of the esophagus, the muscular tube that delivers food from your mouth to your stomach. Esophagitis can cause painful, difficult swallowing and chest pain. Causes of esophagitis include stomach acids backing up into the esophagus, infection, oral medications and allergies. Treatment for esophagitis depends on the underlying cause and the severity of tissue damage. If left untreated, esophagitis can damage the lining of the esophagus and interfere with its normal function, which is to move food and liquid from your mouth to your stomach. Esophagitis can also lead to complications such as scarring or narrowing of the esophagus, and difficulty swallowing. Symptoms Common signs and symptoms of esophagitis include: Difficult swallowing Painful swallowing Chest pain, particularly behind the breastbone, that occurs with eating Swallowed food becoming stuck in the esophagus (food impaction) Heartburn Acid regurgitation In infants and young children, particularly those too young to explain their discomfort or pain, signs of esophagitis may include: Feeding difficulties Failure to thrive When to see a doctor Most signs and symptoms of esophagitis can be caused by a number of different conditions affecting the digestive system. See your doctor if signs or symptoms: Last more than a few days Don't improve or go away with over-the-counter antacids Are severe enough to make eating difficult Are accompanied by flu signs and symptoms, such as headache, fever and muscle aches Get emergency care if you: Experience pain in your chest that lasts more than a few minutes Suspect you have food lodged in your esophagus Have a history of heart disease and experience chest pain Experience pain in your mouth or throat when you eat Have shortness of breath or chest pain that occurs shortly after eating Vomit large amounts, often have forceful vomiting, have trouble breathing after vomiting or have vomit that is yellow or green, looks like coffee grounds, Causes
Esophagitis is generally categorized by the conditions that cause it. In some cases, more than one factor may be causing esophagitis.
Reflux esophagitis
A valve-like structure called the lower esophageal sphincter usually keeps the acidic contents of the stomach out of the esophagus. If this valve opens when it shouldn't or doesn't close properly, the contents of the stomach may back up into the esophagus (gastroesophageal reflux). Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD) is a condition in which this backflow of acid is a frequent or ongoing problem. A complication of GERD is chronic inflammation and tissue damage in the esophagus.
Eosinophilic esophagitis
Eosinophils (e-o-SIN-o-fils) are white blood cells that play a key role in allergic reactions. Eosinophilic esophagitis occurs with a high concentration of these white blood cells in the esophagus, most likely in response to an allergy-causing agent (allergen) or acid reflux or both.
In many cases, this type of esophagitis may be triggered by foods such as milk, eggs, wheat, soy, peanuts, beans, rye and beef. However, conventional allergy testing does not reliably identify these culprit foods.
People with eosinophilic esophagitis may have other nonfood allergies. For example, sometimes inhaled allergens, such as pollen, may be the cause.
Lymphocytic esophagitis
Lymphocytic esophagitis (LE) is an uncommon esophageal condition in which there are an increased number of lymphocytes in the lining of the esophagus. LE may be related to eosinophilic esophagitis or to GERD.
Drug-induced esophagitis
Several oral medications may cause tissue damage if they remain in contact with the lining of the esophagus for too long. For example, if you swallow a pill with little or no water, the pill itself or residue from the pill may remain in the esophagus. Drugs that have been linked to esophagitis include:
Pain-relieving medications, such as aspirin, ibuprofen (Advil, Motrin, others) and naproxen sodium (Aleve, others)
Antibiotics, such as tetracycline and doxycycline
Potassium chloride, which is used to treat potassium deficiency
Bisphosphonates, including alendronate (Fosamax), a treatment for weak and brittle bones (osteoporosis)
Quinidine, which is used to treat heart problems
Infectious esophagitis
A bacterial, viral or fungal infection in tissues of the esophagus may cause esophagitis. Infectious esophagitis is relatively rare and occurs most often in people with poor immune system function, such as people with HIV/AIDS or cancer.
A fungus normally present in the mouth called Candida albicans is a common cause of infectious esophagitis. Such infections are often associated with poor immune system function, diabetes, cancer, or the use of steroid or antibiotic medications.
Risk factors
Risk factors for esophagitis vary depending on the different causes of the disorder.
Reflux esophagitis
Factors that increase the risk of gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD) - and therefore are factors in reflux esophagitis - include the following:
Eating immediately before going to bed
Dietary factors such as excess alcohol, caffeine, chocolate and mint-flavored foods
Excessively large and fatty meals
Smoking
Extra weight, including from pregnancy
A number of foods may worsen symptoms of GERD or reflux esophagitis:
Tomato-based foods
Citrus fruits
Caffeine
Alcohol
Spicy foods
Garlic and onions
Chocolate
Mint-flavored foods
Eosinophilic esophagitis
Risk factors for eosinophilic esophagitis, or allergy-related esophagitis, may include:
A history of certain allergic reactions, including allergic rhinitis, asthma and atopic dermatitis
A family history of eosinophilic esophagitis
Drug-induced esophagitis
Factors that may increase the risk of drug-induced esophagitis are generally related to issues that prevent quick and complete passage of a pill into the stomach. These factors include:
Swallowing a pill with little or no water
Taking drugs while lying down
Taking drugs right before sleep, probably due in part to the production of less saliva and swallowing less during sleep
Older age, possibly because of age-related changes to the muscles of the esophagus or a decreased production of saliva
Large or oddly shaped pills
Infectious esophagitis
Risk factors for infectious esophagitis often relate to medications, such as steroids and antibiotics. People with diabetes also are at increased risk of candida esophagitis in particular.
Other causes of infectious esophagitis may relate to poor immune system function. This may be due to an immune disorder, HIV/AIDS or certain cancers. Also, certain cancer treatments and drugs that block immune system reactions to transplanted organs (immunosuppressants) may increase the risk of infectious esophagitis.
Complications
Left untreated, esophagitis can lead to changes in the structure of the esophagus. Possible complications include:
Scarring or narrowing (stricture) of the esophagus
Tearing of the esophagus lining tissue from retching (if food gets stuck) or during endoscopy (due to inflammation)
Barrett's esophagus, characterized by changes to the cells lining the esophagus, increasing your risk of esophageal cancer
I loved these videos, I wished you would do more trolling/admin trolling. And my wish came true! I love these videos, keep it up Albert :D
@Kavetion thats why they are called "Roblox UA-camrs" Gen Z...
@Don't read profile photo ok
@@Instabruh.User.. no
7:51 is my favorite part
Love the fact that he always actually tries at these games, like he tries really hard and gets genuenly mad when he can't,true king.
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE I wont. I reccomend getting somebody to live with. Go outside touch some grass
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE go touch grass bot
how does that make him a king? sure he's a respectable youtuber but it's not like he's running a castle or solved a worldwide problem. sorry to ruin the positive vibes but still.
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE you're making that reeally easy by spammimg
Omg we know
3:06 I like how there's wholesome music playing while Albert is killing people
That laugh brings me pure joy 6:12
1:25 the fact that he said "do I have to censor this?" is a clear indacation that he has a dirty mind, and so do I.
Ikr. I thought the same thing 🫣
💀
he was trying his hardest not to go albertstuff mode and i can tell 💀
I like how Albert said "Do I have to censore that?" When the person had a yellow glitch avatar was in a car yet he's not even the one editing it
@@Instabruh.User.. ur mom is better
@@Instabruh.User.. shut up
@@Instabruh.User.. i agree
@@Instabruh.User.. bru
When was this?
4:54 Albert i really liked this edit, also the cut screams were really good too
6:56 is just so funny 🤣🤣
I love whoever edited this video. From the glitchy scream to the Super Paper Mario music (best Mario game) I just really enjoy you.
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE alright we won't
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ok
imo the editing is just unfunny and gets old way too fast, but at least some people like it i guess
@@miisced I hope you don't get attacked
@@Exzhim thanks, but this is the internet and having an opinion is niche here
If we saw a train crash happened in Florida on the News, we would all know who would be responsible.
*And somehow he'd never get arrested*
4:56 has me dying 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the way he glitches out while screaming in pain
1:17 ayo 😳😳😳
Ayo 😳😳😳
I just get so confused why people say “I love how Albert is becoming less family friendly everyday” The reason is every singe video they literally comment that like bro, we get it. your happy about it. but you don’t have to say it every video. Most of them probably also just want likes so they comment it cause other ones get likes. So they do it every video. also he’s not really coming less family friendly. He’s still the same as before. Also he’s made saw games in the past, nobody said anything about that. But video where cart smash and blow up? oh that’s terrible one day he’s gonna start swearing again. Like what.
Speak english please
I agreee with people commenting that too much but he IS becoming less family friendly. The fact that he even acknowledged that avatar at 1:23 is progress.
@Kavetion Dom from Animal Crossing be like:
@@Instabruh.User.. OoOoo and what do you make?? Videos on how to get viruses from instagram??Tought so,next time you try to insult somebody try to actually be worth your insult you pumpuss cheesy leauge of legends 9 year old
@@quicktutorials5604 what do you mean progress 🤣 its a weird avatar how tf does that make him more “adult” like what
most unexpected beginning of a video ever,
n i c e✨
Bro just reported a random person.
@@rockhardtVVS bro i just thought the part when he said dating was funny lol
1:24 Albert it’s a Fortune cookie. 😭😂
3:42 wrinkly face Albert💀
u mean grandpa??
3:22 let me tell you this man’s laugh is exactly like mine LMAO- also everything else aside in the video but anyone else just love the hat he’s wearing?- like I don’t even know what it’s saying, I think it says “Palace” (?) maybe? But I love the colors lol. Great video, Albert!!!
1:47 THE CUTOFF 😭😭
It was so funny tho 😂
Oh my god-
1:06 mans said:I will not allow this😐💅🏼
Me when I “accidentally” punted the child: 1:58
3:21 got me laughing hard
6:48 Albert teach me how to speak that language
Noice vídeo cart 🛒 rides plus exploding equals cool video/BOOM 💥
1:50 Damn bro, I was just trying to play cart ride around used car battery and now here we are.
Sucribe falingo
Its always a good day when flamingo uploads :)
he basically uploads every day though…
@@certifiedidiot0 which means every day is a good day
@@perfectattendance7125 that’s the issue lol. If every day is a good day that means that every day isn’t good because none of them are better than the other. Thinking about it makes my brain hurt lol
🤓
3:59 bro‘s stuck with poopyman
imagine being stuck with poopyman💀
dude that was funny as heck, 6:30 with the saw joke, Perfect
Day 3 Of Asking Albert To Play Kampong Chapter 3 "Albert The Pocong"
Yeah please
I LOVE when flamingo inflicts pain on 4 year old children
So true
I love how mad he gets at a kids game, and how he was genuinely trying to beat this.
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE please shut up
@@Instabruh.User.. shut up
7:57 THAT PART LITERALLY GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDN'T BREATHE L3L.
It was even on max volume xD
Congrats on #10 on trending for gaming!
Who remembers the old cart ride days where he would use and autoclicker to troll idiots by making their cart go a million mph
Albert usual day schedule: 0:15
Albert: in Roblox
Random dude: blows up his cool ride
Also Albert: Oww-
Me: I didn’t know u could feel pain irl from rblx 😃
2:55 was that the mario flower power fireball sound effect
Love your new background!
it’s temporary
@@lemonfoxi why is he at a new background
albert is the kind of person to say "are you gonna grief that person?" and not wait for an answer
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE okay I wont
7:59 that cut scream was thw funniest thing ever 💀
At 6:19 I was laughing so hard, I couldn’t even breathe 🎉😢
7:30 - 7:35 also got me laughing 😂
@@devil_girl6644 Woah.
2:19 that face is the best part of this vid
I miss the longer flamingo vids lol, Like I still Like these ones They are still great But I miss watching the longer ones That were based on the same thing the entire time, Instead of watch 4 different 8 minute videos Based on 4 different things, Im not saying i hate these videos im just saying (In my opinion) The longer videos are better (Sorry for writing So much)
2018-2020 Flamingo videos were the best!
@@amphiptere9784 2015 was the best era of his videos
@@damded6217 2017 was the best era of his videos
I would like to say that now his videos are more high quality.
Although, 10 minutes would still be nice.
@@damded6217 yea
By far one of the funniest videos bro I haiiiillll! The cut screams got me dead bro☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣
“Every time I do something wrong, Ignore it, and keep on moving.” - Flamingo, 2022
best quote
@@summmmp555 ha agreed
I love your videos, you always make me laugh your probably one of my favorite people to watch, thanks for posting for us!
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PIC k i wont
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PIC HA I READ YOUR USERNAME 💅😎✨🔫
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PIC I read your user but I don’t have the time nor energy to go on this wild goose chance your attempting to put me on
I've never been this early and it feels pretty cool
Same
"what they shot me? *dies* "NOOOO🦅🦅" 7:57
0:34 look closely and you’ll see it
You say this on every vid
@@LANERRRRRRR t h a t s t h e p o i n t
See what
CLUB PEINGUIN
WOOAH
Literally everyone in every video
"I love how Albert becoming less family friendly"
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PIC aight I wont
your one of them too, stop
I’ll say it the nicest way possible: shut up
@@yllcoat he isn't tho...
@@Instabruh.User.. I make better content then both of you
4:23 - Ахах рил, I have the same reaction, but only when everyone speaks English. not in my language)))
4:55
Flamingo: OOoo its like a lava jump
2 seconds later
Flamingo: *Violently gliches*
Love your stuff albert!! Been watchin since i was little,thank you for creating both my childhood and messed up/dark sense of humor💖💖💖
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ok,i wont
damn bruh are u like 11?
@@ghostbaconhair ik shocking that not all Albert viewers are old 💀 he’s a roblox channel what do u expect
@@ghostbaconhair i will not be answering that as i aint giving my age to strangers online
@@ImASnakeu lmfao youngins cant say they been watchin since they were little if the channels 4 yrs old 😹
4:55 That keeps me laughing every time
3:42 Albert becomes a old man
0:20 Albert watch out!1!1!1 btw that was funny
police: so why did you kill him?
albert: 4:40
LMAO😭
2:50 😨😰😂😂
2:15: albert hates god
😐
Understandable sometimes
4:54 I laughed out loud in the middle of class once this pulled up 😂
7:11 WE DON’T NEED ANY [[Man, Woman, or Child]] [[At Half Price]]!!
Can we respect the work Albert puts in his videos
no shut up this comment is overused
Yes
How about we respect the editors.
Don’t forget about the editor
Overused comment
Anything can mess you up in these types of games. A wheel could be off centered very, very slightly causing your cart to flip over.
4:54 "oooo, lava jump. NOO- *4 different demons slowly drag him down to hell*"
Hi flamingo I’m starting a new myth for u but idrk how to reach out to you so I’m doing this lol.
This is perfect.❤
albert really out here making our nights better by posting🙏
Night?
Edit: I forgot about time zones
@@Chingus621 lol
@@Chingus621 LMFAO ITS OK
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ok lmao.
Seeing this guy troll is amazing 10/10.
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE don't care
I LOVE it when he screams and loses it and the screen zooms out!!!!! XD I tried the game myself and it is VERY ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The part 4:50 made me laugh
Same😊
I love how Albert is just trolling innocent kids for entertainment
Fr it’s literally most entertaining thing ever
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE bruh
He isn’t trolling the kids, the game is a troll (no this is not a joke)
I feel like I’ve seen this comment before
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ok we won’t 🤭
0:51 flaming hot Cheetos being annoying
POV you just dropped a glass plate at 3am
3:55
4:56
7:58
Does anyone remember that animation where a face that turns in to a troll face also anyone seen the Roblox Samsung ad ( 1:01 That clown honk sound is just like my childhood )
Me thinking that all you have to do to be a man is this
2:04
Honestly love this man’s videos and style of humor it’s legit so entertaining love the videos man!
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE Deal
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE don't be a bot
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE
Sure man
Dont care
@@nutzuu__5023 good for you ig
Really appreciate the opportunity to work with the other thing that is a good time to do it
Here before “can we appreciate Albert uploads for us?”
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE bot you joined 4h ago
I wish I could be like Flamingo, he makes such good content that it's honestly inspiring. Keep making good videos man, we love them.
Keep dreaming
@@meoooooooooooooooo W
@@meoooooooooooooooo wouldve ya said that if flamingo said that but with someone else? didn't think so
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE bot
@@meoooooooooooooooo that's a little mean lol
I love these vids, they are super funny, keep up the great work albert
4:54 is one of my favorite moments in flamingos history
0:20 hey carnival of the animals is here!
Average comment: Can we respect the work Albert puts in his videos
ikr
Another one is: can we appreciate how Albert is becoming less family friendly
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE i didnt read it ik ur like gonna rickroll me
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE F*CKING BOT
another one is the comments mimicking it and technically making fun of it like this one.
Lator 5:39
Lator
I play that game bc I can send nukes and the purge lol
1:23 that a fortune cookie it don’t look like a cookie tho