The Dorkish Villain makes You her Secretary [F4M][Villain Speaker][Wholesome]

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  • Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
  • You’ve captured a random office worker off the street to goad your nemesis into coming your way for yet another battle. This guy’s different, though; it seems he's so overworked and so depressed, he accepts being kidnapped with open arms. Now that’s not OK… If only there was something you could do to help, but you’re a *villain*! What could a villain do?
    ...Hey, is that his boss calling?
    Script by u/Headigon on Reddit
    The art is made by Ai on www.phot.ai/ai...
    ok, this was REALLY fun to voice.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 23

  • @Pubmaster32
    @Pubmaster32 Місяць тому +10

    This lady is a true villain, not even the joker had the cojones mess with the IRS.

  • @Stop_Inc.-cg6hk
    @Stop_Inc.-cg6hk Місяць тому +2

    "I don't even know how to make all of the stuff you just described"
    Too bad

  • @theonechillbeing9317
    @theonechillbeing9317 Місяць тому +3

    In order to become true villain, you need to be a ruthless business man with no empathy and treat empathy as a alien concept.
    Superpowers: Able to exploit any loopholes in the laws and hire the top tier lawyer in your vincity.

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat Місяць тому +2

    Reminds be a bit of the buzz lightest cartoon. Buzz visits the old-friend with an evil name on a moon/island and in response to the classic line “evil never pays” bad-guy mentions that sure it does, it’s pays enough to own the entire moon/island.
    Being evil seems remarkably profitable, but being corporate-evil seems to just rot the souls and energy of all involved as “it’s not personal it’s just business” that percentage eats away peoples hearts.

  • @CT-1255
    @CT-1255 Місяць тому +2

    This is wonderful! Loved it!

  • @Headigon
    @Headigon Місяць тому +3

    scriptwriter here!
    thank you for choosing this script; i don't mean to Yap, but it was one of my favorite ones, to be honest. though i thought the fact i intentionaIIy wrote it to be somewhat Ioud (such as the parts where the Iistener's boss is caIIing, or the detonation of the expIosive on the other end of the phone) might've not been very ASMR-friendIy, which onIy made me more surprised to find this
    that paragraph aside, i genuineIy Iove your performance, and im gIad to hear you enjoyed using this! keep on trucking

  • @laughingstock411
    @laughingstock411 Місяць тому +1

    I'll be the best evil secretary ever >:3❤

  • @JakeSm4sh
    @JakeSm4sh Місяць тому +2

    I accept my fate

    • @TrunityASMR
      @TrunityASMR  Місяць тому +2

      @@JakeSm4sh any sane person would do the same, 150k a month is an insane amount of money!

    • @JakeSm4sh
      @JakeSm4sh Місяць тому +1

      @@TrunityASMR Yes it is!

  • @tonypringles2285
    @tonypringles2285 Місяць тому +2

    villainess W

  • @emilyjones212
    @emilyjones212 Місяць тому +2

    i dont know if you watch scott the woz but that opening was right out one of the episode and it made me laugh so hard.

    • @TrunityASMR
      @TrunityASMR  Місяць тому +2

      @@emilyjones212 no I do not, but I’m glad it made you laugh!

  • @mishukyashuki8897
    @mishukyashuki8897 Місяць тому +2

    i would want it voluntarily, thanks for the post as always and the evil laugh was funny lols

    • @TrunityASMR
      @TrunityASMR  Місяць тому +2

      @@mishukyashuki8897 glad you enjoyed it!

  • @karkosgiehex
    @karkosgiehex Місяць тому +1

    Eh... Ma'am, if the IRS is such a problem... and you are a supervillain, why... ah... don't you just take it over?
    I mean... there IS already a system of soul-crushing evil in place, so with your HR skills, you could probably make it a much better (evil-er?) place?

    • @TrunityASMR
      @TrunityASMR  Місяць тому +1

      @@karkosgiehex the hell am I gonna do against the IRS? They’re gonna eat me alive!

    • @karkosgiehex
      @karkosgiehex Місяць тому +1

      @@TrunityASMR Charm them with better working conditions, a caring boss, and more PTO?

    • @TrunityASMR
      @TrunityASMR  Місяць тому +1

      @@karkosgiehex hm not a bad idea!

    • @karkosgiehex
      @karkosgiehex Місяць тому +1

      @@TrunityASMR That's what Stockholm syndrome is for...?

  • @v1ncebutcloser631
    @v1ncebutcloser631 Місяць тому +1

    I’ve officially ran out of ideas to transition into riddles so uh
    What is so fragile that saying it’s name breaks it