The Dorkish Villain makes You her Secretary [F4M][Villain Speaker][Wholesome]
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
- You’ve captured a random office worker off the street to goad your nemesis into coming your way for yet another battle. This guy’s different, though; it seems he's so overworked and so depressed, he accepts being kidnapped with open arms. Now that’s not OK… If only there was something you could do to help, but you’re a *villain*! What could a villain do?
...Hey, is that his boss calling?
Script by u/Headigon on Reddit
The art is made by Ai on www.phot.ai/ai...
ok, this was REALLY fun to voice.
This lady is a true villain, not even the joker had the cojones mess with the IRS.
"I don't even know how to make all of the stuff you just described"
Too bad
In order to become true villain, you need to be a ruthless business man with no empathy and treat empathy as a alien concept.
Superpowers: Able to exploit any loopholes in the laws and hire the top tier lawyer in your vincity.
Reminds be a bit of the buzz lightest cartoon. Buzz visits the old-friend with an evil name on a moon/island and in response to the classic line “evil never pays” bad-guy mentions that sure it does, it’s pays enough to own the entire moon/island.
Being evil seems remarkably profitable, but being corporate-evil seems to just rot the souls and energy of all involved as “it’s not personal it’s just business” that percentage eats away peoples hearts.
This is wonderful! Loved it!
scriptwriter here!
thank you for choosing this script; i don't mean to Yap, but it was one of my favorite ones, to be honest. though i thought the fact i intentionaIIy wrote it to be somewhat Ioud (such as the parts where the Iistener's boss is caIIing, or the detonation of the expIosive on the other end of the phone) might've not been very ASMR-friendIy, which onIy made me more surprised to find this
that paragraph aside, i genuineIy Iove your performance, and im gIad to hear you enjoyed using this! keep on trucking
I'll be the best evil secretary ever >:3❤
I accept my fate
@@JakeSm4sh any sane person would do the same, 150k a month is an insane amount of money!
@@TrunityASMR Yes it is!
villainess W
i dont know if you watch scott the woz but that opening was right out one of the episode and it made me laugh so hard.
@@emilyjones212 no I do not, but I’m glad it made you laugh!
i would want it voluntarily, thanks for the post as always and the evil laugh was funny lols
@@mishukyashuki8897 glad you enjoyed it!
Eh... Ma'am, if the IRS is such a problem... and you are a supervillain, why... ah... don't you just take it over?
I mean... there IS already a system of soul-crushing evil in place, so with your HR skills, you could probably make it a much better (evil-er?) place?
@@karkosgiehex the hell am I gonna do against the IRS? They’re gonna eat me alive!
@@TrunityASMR Charm them with better working conditions, a caring boss, and more PTO?
@@karkosgiehex hm not a bad idea!
@@TrunityASMR That's what Stockholm syndrome is for...?
I’ve officially ran out of ideas to transition into riddles so uh
What is so fragile that saying it’s name breaks it
@@v1ncebutcloser631 silence!
@@TrunityASMR 👍