Allow me to interpret: "I smell like a donkey's ass because I've been wearing the same suit for 3 days in a row and sweating through it. My Gucci belt has reached maximum capacity and is in imminent danger of letting go and flying across the room to stab someone in the eye. Please help me, poor people. My shoes don't even fit anymore because they've spread out from the massive weight and are causing painful bunions. I need your donations, people. Screw your clothes and shoes, give ME your money."
He's certainly living up to his deposition of sweating through his suits! For $30,000 you'd think he'd be able to fund his entire wardrobe and then some
@DET the devil He’ll be forced to wear that same shit when he goes to hell plus his Nike baseball cap for eternity till he sweats himself down to 50lbs.
Lmao The David Taylor Netflix special would be way bigger than Tiger King....it's gonna come when he finally goes broke but unfortunately people are still giving him money
"saymoshaka, saymoshaka, saymoshaka, saymoshaka, boatsunka, boatsunka, boatsunka, loseya, loseya" Google translator: "Say what you want sucker, this jacket was paid for in 1988, the same day I got my first yacht the USS Minnow before it was sunk by the Russian Army on the Mississippi while I was defending the local KFC as a gang member and it sunk, but not before I call them all suckers as I sunk".
Far and away the best collective 6 minutes and 24 seconds of David's shananagins!! Every second is pure insanity - Literally!! How can any sane person watch any 15 second clip of this video and give this fool a penny??
Dear Davey Cakes - Please pray for yourself, and our ears, that you may be given the spiritual gift of carrying a note. Also, you should find a way to funnel sweat from your hair line down to your tear ducts and make your fake crying more believable. Thank you
Ok, David, we cannot find one medical expert to confirm it is possible for any type of an actual tumor to fall on the ground, sink, down your back, or inside your onesie, but you have...amazing, phenomenal, and b#llsh#t.
When David Lee was speaking in tongues in that one clip...he was speakingTsondriac, its an old language from northern Africa. And what he said was “I am sexually attracted to George Garcia”. I was shocked when I heard him say that.
Did I understand this correctly? Somebody had a tuna on their face and it fell in the sink. And then the apostle spoke ‘Jabba the Hut’ for what seemed like hours. Something about a plane and a car, which he may or may not give back. Thereafter, a happy song and dance descended into the sort of grief reserved for the terminally ill or clinically depressed. I’m happy to stand corrected but that’s my main takeaway from the broadcast, Hallelujah and Amen!
Yes, half the time when he speaks in tongues it sounds like he is saying “La’Marcia”, so then I’m like…”Isn’t that the name of one of his employees?” Ha…
Remember that Satan was also jealous of everything that God had and has. Even his ability to speak in tongues. This is not speaking in tongues. This is Satan's tongues, this gibberish is not of God.
He does. -5:10 min. He is daring his gullible followers to catch him. It also seems like he gets caught up in saying “bullshit” over and over. He knows it’s bullshit.
Should we not be worried that adults actually take this guy serious and some actually worship him. Some have given this clown their life’s savings. This is scary.
Crazy! Crazy! I have seen 2 yrs Olds who made more sense then him. Slam some more pastors. You do everything, but call yourself God. You will fry in hell!! All us other Preachers use Gods word in the bible. And we don't charge for prayer and encouragement. Jesus made it clear it wasn't all about money. Amen!!
What yall did wit the tumors when fell off....lemme see um! He reminds me more and more of that demon clown from spawn everytime i see him...he is filled with negative energy...he bout to pop
Allow me to interpret: "I smell like a donkey's ass because I've been wearing the same suit for 3 days in a row and sweating through it. My Gucci belt has reached maximum capacity and is in imminent danger of letting go and flying across the room to stab someone in the eye. Please help me, poor people. My shoes don't even fit anymore because they've spread out from the massive weight and are causing painful bunions. I need your donations, people. Screw your clothes and shoes, give ME your money."
So right Davy cakes is trying to manifest a smell that will be more lasting to coordinate with his Gucci belts.
He's certainly living up to his deposition of sweating through his suits! For $30,000 you'd think he'd be able to fund his entire wardrobe and then some
@@SharkbaitOhLala he should just come out in a plastic bag so he won’t sweat through his “media ministry apparel “
@DET the devil He’ll be forced to wear that same shit when he goes to hell plus his Nike baseball cap for eternity till he sweats himself down to 50lbs.
He was walking around in socks during Night 7…I bet that room smelled extra rank then!
He never was a gangster. I know men that used to be in the streets and they still have that element about them. This guy is SpongeBob.
Did he really say George Garcia while praying in tongues??
I heard it too!
I know George. Good guy. Didnt know David knew him
Yes. I think because it rhymes with “my-knee-ya”.🤪
🤦🏽♀️
Yes! 😂
David has singlehandedly smashed the belief that all black folks can dance and carry a tune.
LMAO Narita, George Garcia. Bonzai, Boomshakalaka. "Mookie I;m not high, tell them about Magneto" I can't this guy need a Netflix special
I thought I heard him say George Garcia. Then he makes sure he rhymes on a few words.😆
He even talking about Neo from the matrix 🤣
Boomadillwaawaabeepebopadoodlewaaaa
Boomshakalaka ctfu
@@gonzo7715 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Well ...I’ll be coming back to this video to rewatch again and again. Omg I can’t stop laughing! This is awesome.
I love how he thinks he can sing! OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂
he’s a joke, fake as hell👺👺👺
The intros to these videos with the tone deaf singing always gets me. 😂
Just to be close-t
In all seriousness, I’d toss out a few bucks on pay per view to see him and the Tiger King to a reality show together.
Lmao The David Taylor Netflix special would be way bigger than Tiger King....it's gonna come when he finally goes broke but unfortunately people are still giving him money
Nah another deposition
I literally laughed so much after reading this tears wouldn’t stop rolling and hollering with me!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@heythere6655😂😂I can't breathe 😭😭😭 I heard it too!
“George Garcia”. Haha. Wtf?!?! I absolutely love this
George Garcia legendary
If that’s not proof that Davy cakes has slipped in the bathtub and bashed his head really really hard I don’t know what to tell you.
No way !!
He should have said Jerry Garcia
💯🤣😂🤣😂 I caught that too! Just making up shyt !! #Purecomedy🔥😈
Wow this is crazy, this guys congregation is blind. It happens when people idolizes the person
I can't believe he does this stuff with a straight face! It's the biggest indicator of his insanity!
His tongues sound like a mix between an African tribe and Chris Farley speaking Japanese in “Beverly Hills Ninja”…
😂
Haha!!! All you got to do is put some strong African drums behind his speaking and that will take it to the next level!!
"saymoshaka, saymoshaka, saymoshaka, saymoshaka, boatsunka, boatsunka, boatsunka, loseya, loseya" Google translator: "Say what you want sucker, this jacket was paid for in 1988, the same day I got my first yacht the USS Minnow before it was sunk by the Russian Army on the Mississippi while I was defending the local KFC as a gang member and it sunk, but not before I call them all suckers as I sunk".
He’s the Anal Admiral of Noah’s Ark!
lmao
THIS!!!! This was epic!! He is such a damn clown 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Far and away the best collective 6 minutes and 24 seconds of David's shananagins!! Every second is pure insanity - Literally!!
How can any sane person watch any 15 second clip of this video and give this fool a penny??
I like how his shirt matches his skin tone and showcases his massive gut
What hes actually saying. “FFE is really causing me a lot of problems, and I’d like for him to stop telling truths about me.”
Dear Davey Cakes -
Please pray for yourself, and our ears, that you may be given the spiritual gift of carrying a note. Also, you should find a way to funnel sweat from your hair line down to your tear ducts and make your fake crying more believable.
Thank you
Ok, David, we cannot find one medical expert to confirm it is possible for any type of an actual tumor to fall on the ground, sink, down your back, or inside your onesie, but you have...amazing, phenomenal, and b#llsh#t.
You guys should add funny subtitles to his gibberish lol 💡
🤣🤣🤣
yesssssss
@@whats_0n_Her_Feet I’m surprised they haven’t done it yet lol
0:52 Davie calling his "ministry" exactly what it is... B*LLSH&T!
Did he just say Oruku Saki? He is SHREDDER!!!!!AHHHHH
😂😂😂
Not to mention he also mentioned George Garcia lol
I love when the tumors just fall off. So convenient
Lol 😂😂😂
I mean, just ridiculous 😂😂😂
I want to know what he did with them after they fell off
Especially when they land in the sink 😂
@@dannakinnaman7115 Yes, yes, the sink. So easy to reach
I googled conman evangelism and was immediately sent to this video.
Baba kia madia song by sia, baba ba dont wanna be-ya..Chaka khan Chaka zulu
Oh no you didn’t Chaka Kahn oh my god. That song is good. Thanks for the laugh
Me: Surely it can't get any more absurd
DET: Hold my beer (and belt) at 3:34
Best ever😂😂😂💀💀💀👍👍👍
AHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@sunshine2502 pretty awesome right lol
@@FullFrontalExposure lol especially when he's swaying back and forth. Made my day
What a Psycho! Where are the Social Media Censors when you really need them?
That “ uh u wo u wo” at the end kill me every time
Oh so “George Garcia” is tongues now?
LMAO!!!
Ha Ha
Must be ancient Aramaic
You caught that hu? Lol
@@victorcasillas8057 dont forget lamarcia
He meant Cherry Garcia(Ben & Garcia ice cream)
He was HIGH AS HELL doing this
Man, that Gucci belt is catching hell!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my reaction to his tongues 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bo-Shy Bo-Shy Bo-Shy Bo-Shy Pieeerrrhh!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*“Bo-shikatye da koosh”*
Pa rum pum pum pum rum pa pum pum pum rum pa pum pum pum.
Bo shy, bo shy, 🤭
Sounded
Like he shouted out one of his minions LaMarcia at 2:05
Yes. I heard that as well😊
This is some of your best work!! 🤣🤣
That is very much appreciated!!!
The fact that people show up to see this fool is astounding!
I watch this when I’m feeling down and need a good leg slapping, stomach hurting, light head getting laugh 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣
I reckon, especially when I've had bad day ,giggles 😂😂😂
I’m weak 😂😂😂 “George Garcia”
my guy was fake speaking in tongues and then threw in a "george garcia" ..............this can't be reality.
Absolutely comedy gold!!! When speaking in baby talk, the mindless robots are acting like they understand😆😆😆and that crying act, HOLY SHIT😳😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
George Garcia 🤣🤣🤣this mans off his trolley 🤣🤣🤣
When David Lee was speaking in tongues in that one clip...he was speakingTsondriac, its an old language from northern Africa. And what he said was “I am sexually attracted to George Garcia”. I was shocked when I heard him say that.
Lmao david on his knees crying just made my morning that much better lmfao
This episode was an emotional roller coaster. Great acting by David.
Between the comments and the video i get a lot of laughing in. 😂😂😂😂 thanks everyone
Did I understand this correctly? Somebody had a tuna on their face and it fell in the sink. And then the apostle spoke ‘Jabba the Hut’ for what seemed like hours. Something about a plane and a car, which he may or may not give back. Thereafter, a happy song and dance descended into the sort of grief reserved for the terminally ill or clinically depressed. I’m happy to stand corrected but that’s my main takeaway from the broadcast, Hallelujah and Amen!
LOL. Hysterical ❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😅😅😅😅😅😊😊😊
I swear he said “see a bow tie, tie a bow tie.”
I'm high asf so this is even funnier 🤣
2:04 Totally sound like he said "La'marcia"
It was actually George Garcia and your comment made me lmao😂😂!
Yes, half the time when he speaks in tongues it sounds like he is saying “La’Marcia”, so then I’m like…”Isn’t that the name of one of his employees?” Ha…
@@292B I rolled on the floor when he said that 😂😂
@@DavidETaylorComedyChannel Exactly, he's full of it 😂
I dead af!!! 💀💀
3:44 sick moves. so much talent!
had that “slow frame man running on a field track” move in there too, genius!
Let the devil use ya David🔥👿
Right!!!!!
Bo-shy, Bo-shy, Bo-shy, Bo-shy…there it go…Receive it!
Hahahahaha!!!
Remember that Satan was also jealous of everything that God had and has. Even his ability to speak in tongues. This is not speaking in tongues. This is Satan's tongues, this gibberish is not of God.
Exactly!!! This is not the spirit as on the day of pentecost!!!
Very demonic. My spirit was grieved.
Nobody:
DET: "Boku, Roku, Son Goku"
Did he say “George Garcia” in his tongue incantations? 💀💀💀💀
He does. -5:10 min. He is daring his gullible followers to catch him. It also seems like he gets caught up in saying “bullshit” over and over. He knows it’s bullshit.
Bruh !! 😭🤣 I was hollerin!
When he sings and cries like that it's no wonder other pastors want to distance themselves from him
Best Fkin DET video ever made. I needed a good laugh. Holy shit that was good. He did the pew pew at 2:50. I about died
Did he just say George Garcia and Pookie 😂😂😂😂😂 i can't take this😭😭😭
"Boba gala ashish baba gala"
Translation: Ask Michelle!
You mean “Axe Michelle”. 🤣😂🤣
JUST TO BE..... CLOST TO YOU.
*Clost…* 😢
Should we not be worried that adults actually take this guy serious and some actually worship him. Some have given this clown their life’s savings. This is scary.
I’ve laughing since he said George Garcia. That was 5 mins ago. My fucking eyes are dead ass watering
I love the rocking servants
He’s either doing Coke or sniffing glue 😂😂🤣😂😅
David is jamming on that song , and what about thT dance routine? I'm giving him a 10.
One of these videos David claimed God told him to wear the same clothes. Buddy, NO ONE'S deity would tell them that no matter what faith they practice
This dude is tone def lol 😆 😂 🤣
This is so hard to watch, the lengths greedy men will stoop to rob gullible people
Netflix needs to do a full documentary “Tiger King” style on this man and his scamming, shady shenanigans.
Just to be close to you..... yeh DET, yeh u r the MAN of the god of your desire ! HELL O.....
He needs to get his staff in at 3AM for Synchronized Swaying Lessons. They are so out of sync
There's axe Michelle in the front (back turned to audience) sporting bleach blond hair and a size 22 giant derriere!!
moses parting his hair as well? that or that's a river of sweaty lard forming.
This is HILARIOUS!!!!! But it has cast a spell on me 🤣
Rusututuuuuu lmao 🤣
He keeps playin he's gonna summon something.
High as a friggen kite!!
Kumi kumi namaria George Garcia 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
do people usually look into the camera with their eyes open while speaking in tongues?
He's built like the pink guy from tmnt with the brain in his stomach🤣🤣🤣
GEORGE GARCIA
Thank you my Lord Jesus Christ 🔥🔥‼️ Amen glory to God 🔥🔥🔥 Powerful David Papa Love you God bless you
Huh? Are you serious? Are you calling him Papa?
Crazy! Crazy! I have seen 2 yrs
Olds who made more sense then him. Slam some more pastors. You do everything, but call yourself God. You will fry in hell!! All us other Preachers use Gods word in the bible. And we don't charge for prayer and encouragement. Jesus made it clear it wasn't all about money. Amen!!
You got to be kidding right?
I wish I could attend these “meetings “ just to laugh at him 🤣🤣🤣
It's probably more likely he's summoning some ancient curse or demon than speaking in holy tongues. 😂 This guy has no fear of God whatsoever.
shaka count dookoo .... what in the star wars??? 😂😂😂😂
David=you got tumors falling from your behind.
Me= No, I just shit myself.
Who taught him to speak in tongues, George García?
This is Golden
BOO KOO SHI KATI ROKU BOOGOO HAKI ... HAKUNA MATATA GEORGE GARCIA!
It means” my barber f’d my hair up again, and I paid him and gave him a tip”
Dear God his fake tongue just grieved my spirit. Dear God save him he is taking people down with him.
1:32 I nama high. 🤣
1:58 I nama high. 🤣
Great edit. Thanks LP.
A tumor just fell of my ass after hearing him sing that song. It's a miracle. Im going to send him a half million or so.
What yall did wit the tumors when fell off....lemme see um! He reminds me more and more of that demon clown from spawn everytime i see him...he is filled with negative energy...he bout to pop
Hahaha i forgot about that movie. The trifling nasty clown.
He’s sweating like a sinner in church, oh wait…..
😂😂😂
His sobbing is so fruity... Talk about a "booty bandit"! 🎍🍑
The only Secret he needs is anti-perspirant 😂🤣😂
LMAO
This man is so fucking crazy
His BMI surely didn’t drop off 😂🤣😂
he is truly divine
He did say Jorge Garcia LMFAO 🤣😂🤣😂
What an amazing actor.
This guy sure seems legit, where do I send all my money?😂