This endless supply of jokes that are actually funny genuinely feels like I'm sitting down by the fire place with a funny old Dutch man who's experience has mellowed him down in his old age, and he decided that having fun was the most important part of life
actually alexander frees himself because you entered altus plateu and he is now supposed to be at the radahn festival, because the festival starts after resting at altus plateu or activating the dectus lift.
I’ve been binge watching these challenge runs for a few nights now and I swear this is my new favorite channel for humor. So many laughs. Spank you so much for the entertainment. 😅🤣
This was incredibly hard to enjoy seeing it was already done before :P I kid, I kid, this was brilliant, the carefully dodging attacks and getting hit dead on had me in the knots!
Was so psyched when I saw this pop up. Your scripts have really improved, I'm always so impressed by the density of jokes and wordplay of your last several videos
A few thoughts. - One trick I've seen other challenge runners do to spice things up is go for a different ending each run. Makes much less of a difference in the early Souls games than in this one for the routing, but it could be fun. - A bit late, but I bet you could've used the crucible knight's tail swipe attack as part of this run. It's ass-adjacent, at least. - I don't think I expected to ever hear someone say Maliketh was their favorite boss when that guy literally gave me a nosebleed on my first playthrough. I just need to git gud, I guess. - If you want to do a new torch only run, I feel it's my duty to point out there is basically an Immolation spell in this game too. Keep the torch lit. - Another challenge idea - an all Nerf run. Use only moves that used to be really overpowered but got nerfed to oblivion in a later patch.
@@PressContinue Fire's Deadly Sin. You used to be able to spam the Tree Sentinel shield's weapon art with it before that got patched, now it's really just Immolation.
Sometimes I swear it's not even your puns themselves that are funny but the entertainment comes from the sheer mastery of flow with setup and punchline.
I'd love to see some potential All Rememberance runs in the future to show off some more of ERs main bosses although I imagine for some of these runs this could be kind of unreasonable (Can you imagine Holy only Rykard?). Regardless though this run and all your runs are great as they are and certainly very entertaining- keep up the good work 👍
Well as I said in the video, next run will go along a different route and cover optional content. Don't know about all remembrances though. That will depend on the type of run and of course time. Because the more of the game you include the longer the production time will be
alexander doesnt free himself after killing margit, i can guarantee that. i killed margit and found alexander in that hole roughly 3 hours after killing margit, so i would say he moves based on a specific event that you activated while getting the ash of war and smithing stones
My guess is accessing altus plateau (area before the capital) it actually triggers an advancement and/or locks several quests didn’t know Alexander was one of them.
Actually, it turns out that Distortion2 wasn't the first one either. Not surprising though with hundreds of content creators doing challenges in the same game. Multiple creators are bound to end up doing the same type of playthrough
I broke Mohg’s AI too. I tried the jump to the side but it was obviously patched out. I then resorted to pelting him with scarlet rot arrows from that same spot you jump from. About 2/3s of his HP down he staggered and I couldn’t hit him anymore. Decided to finish him by fighting and ta-da, I broke his AI. Mans just stared at me as I ended him 😂
Random fun fact: If you use the Sacred Relic Sword Weapon Skill to clear out all of Renalla's slaves with one attack, the boss fight will completely bug out and you won't be able to break her shield in order to get passed her first phase.
@@N1GHTM4RE_YT LOL I did it twice. Was helping a buddy, did it, and he had to restart it. Then he came to help me, did it again, and I had to restart. "Welp, that confirms it. It was my fault!" 😂
a tip for the flask and other 1 use items, put them in the hotkey setup, that way it wont clog your item use, and since you will only really use it in specific situations, it makes them far less prone from being misused as well.
Here's a theory: During your fight with Margit, you slammed your butt on the ground so hard, it created a tremor which freed Alexander all the way on the other side of the hill.
LOL, sounds plausible but.... going to altus which triggers the Radahn festival where Alexander then automatically moves to might be another possibility. Although I like your explanation a lot better
i think u didnt find alexander bc u went to the altus plateau and that triggers radhan festival side quest, same as when u free alexander and talk to him it also starts the quest, i dont think it has something to do with killing margit, since the first time i found alexander was after beating margit
Btw the Soap consumable can clean your character, useful for a bleed build wearing a white outfit so you don't look like a used tampon. Lastly, I loved the Keijo reference I see you're a man of culture.
Interested thing I’ve noticed about the Demi-Queens, in their melee phase they have very VERY similar animations and attacks to the Blood-Starved Beast from Bloodborne
There's quite a lot of enemies in ER that are built on top of ones from previous games. Erdtree Avatars are Asylum Demons; Rune Bears are Vordt; Crucible Knights are Black Knights; Ulcerated Tree Spirit and Red Wolf of Radagon are cut content from Bloodborne. There are also a good handful that are lifted almost 1-to-1, like the Giant Crabs, Skeletons, Slugs, Slimes, and Basilisks. There are certainly more that I either didn't notice or am forgetting. I think it's pretty clever how they're able to reuse assets to create new content, and honestly myself I would've preferred more be copied from past games to replace duplicate bosses. I'd pick another round with Pontiff Sylvan or Cleric Beast painted gold or something over another regular big enemy given a health buff.
@@alliebonesVODs I knew about the Avatars being a reference and who can forget the horrors that are basilisks but I did NOT know about the Crucibles being Black Knights or the runebears being Vordt. Thanks for bringing attention to this. I think this would be a wonderful idea for a UA-cam video from maybe Zullie the Witch or some other DS/ER content creator.
I'm pretty sure things occasionally surviving with 1 hp is an actual mechanic, so I don't think that holding the shield was as big of a hinderance as it appeared to be
Was looking for a comment before i posted this exact thing. It's definitely a mechanic, it's far too frequent not to be. I like to think of it as Thematic, it's 'Grace' being granted.
Might be useful and might have already been mentioned but Alexander moves to the back entrance of Gael Tunnel (where you get the moon veil) before redmane castle. He is stuck on the limgrave side of the one way door
Yes, that has been mentioned. I have never actually done his entire questline. I've only seen him stuck in the ground and in redmane castle and I know you fight him eventually in farum Azula but I've never done that myself
Damn your writing in these videos is top notch honestly, keep up the awesome content. Also ima say it...I think elden beast is a fun fight (with crimsonwhorl tear)
This was an asspecially great video, PushSelect! I enjoyed it more than distort's, a lot of effort has been put into this video and it shows! I laughed very hard when you read that cultured poem about butts, and every time i realizes ylu made a pun i had to go back in the video to appreciate it once more
i love how theres people saying its too hard and at the same time theres people posting, level 1, pacifist (without attacking) and now "butt only" runs PS: im playing it the easy way, leveling up (im now at level 104), using weapons and my arms
Dude, the first thing I did after completing the game is came over to your channel, And goddammit you always make me laugh with your humor, and it is like i am laughing with you rather than at your jokes Thank you so much, good sir !
The puns were pretty on point for this video I have to say... Not too often, not particularly vulgar... Good writing. I have to really enjoy 3 videos before I sub to a youtuber, and so far your 2/3, but I almost subbed just for how much effort you put into the script.
Alexander can also be found in a cave that connects to Caelid but its blocked. I found him there in my playthrough. Gael tunnel it seems. He goes to Radhan only if you trigger the festival I assume.
On the Gideon fight you can safely heal behind the pillars and force him to run to your line of sight. I had a jump attack build my first run, and it was a pretty reliable way to get fairly safe hits in this way.
21:50 or you can stand on those pillars and poison mohg with arrows. not possible in every challenge run but if scarlet rot arrows are available also an easy cheese
Considering Keijo!! is my guilty pleasure anime (it's so stupid, but I love it all the same), I had to pause and subscribe as soon as you gave her Nozomi's name.
Alexander was only just a little way up the road to Caelid in the Limgrave entrance to the Redmane tunnels or mine or whatever it's called. But I guess Pot-bro lived so that is a win in its own way.
Pure Butt > Pure Holy
Holy damage is so bad that even your ass is better. Literally. What a world.
Holy butt is better
This is sponsored by Dat Golden Ass Gang.
That right there is comedy gold. U can do side bends or sit-ups just please don’t lose that butt
Isnt... a Butt already holy?
@@Sancturios more holy than a bible
As impressive as the actual run is, I'm still more impressed by the amount of puns you managed to butt in.
It's what I do
the amount of buns*
@@pinkhimself Yeah, in heinie-sight he could've squeezed out a few more nuggets of humor butt the first comment still managed to get his point in.
Hello may I ass u a question??
This was fantASStic!!!
This endless supply of jokes that are actually funny genuinely feels like I'm sitting down by the fire place with a funny old Dutch man who's experience has mellowed him down in his old age, and he decided that having fun was the most important part of life
oddly specific, but i actually understand this
@@Valduvia lmao I was going to reply something similar
“I had my ass beat too many times, so I trained till my ass could beat any opponent” -me
"Ass of War"
actually alexander frees himself because you entered altus plateu and he is now supposed to be at the radahn festival, because the festival starts after resting at altus plateu or activating the dectus lift.
This run was 2b expected
EHHH
Our dude literally teabagged the whole game
Should have said " No ifs, ands, just butts."
Thank you for going the extra mile. You've been delivering so much content lately
This is clearly going to be the new meta.
I’ve been binge watching these challenge runs for a few nights now and I swear this is my new favorite channel for humor. So many laughs. Spank you so much for the entertainment. 😅🤣
This was incredibly hard to enjoy seeing it was already done before :P
I kid, I kid, this was brilliant, the carefully dodging attacks and getting hit dead on had me in the knots!
Was so psyched when I saw this pop up. Your scripts have really improved, I'm always so impressed by the density of jokes and wordplay of your last several videos
Now we just need a mod to give the player character a body asylum demon would be proud of to go with the butt slam run.
Just use the godskin noble belly xD
A few thoughts.
- One trick I've seen other challenge runners do to spice things up is go for a different ending each run. Makes much less of a difference in the early Souls games than in this one for the routing, but it could be fun.
- A bit late, but I bet you could've used the crucible knight's tail swipe attack as part of this run. It's ass-adjacent, at least.
- I don't think I expected to ever hear someone say Maliketh was their favorite boss when that guy literally gave me a nosebleed on my first playthrough. I just need to git gud, I guess.
- If you want to do a new torch only run, I feel it's my duty to point out there is basically an Immolation spell in this game too. Keep the torch lit.
- Another challenge idea - an all Nerf run. Use only moves that used to be really overpowered but got nerfed to oblivion in a later patch.
Yeah as I said in the video, next one will go down a different route
And what is the new immolation spell then? I must have missed that
@@PressContinue Fire's Deadly Sin. You used to be able to spam the Tree Sentinel shield's weapon art with it before that got patched, now it's really just Immolation.
@@grfrjiglstan Aaaah I see. Interesting.
The physical and moral framework of the lands between is breaking down , only a true lord can restore order.
Here comes dat buttslam!!!
Sometimes I swear it's not even your puns themselves that are funny but the entertainment comes from the sheer mastery of flow with setup and punchline.
I'd love to see some potential All Rememberance runs in the future to show off some more of ERs main bosses although I imagine for some of these runs this could be kind of unreasonable (Can you imagine Holy only Rykard?). Regardless though this run and all your runs are great as they are and certainly very entertaining- keep up the good work 👍
Well as I said in the video, next run will go along a different route and cover optional content. Don't know about all remembrances though. That will depend on the type of run and of course time. Because the more of the game you include the longer the production time will be
worse is holy only final boss
@@JohnSmith-ju6tm That ain’t even possible
@@chacharealsmooth4667 as i said worse much worse
I think distortion2 made a video just like this one and got all remembrances
i had no idea how much i needed a video like this, until i read the title...
If anything elden ring has potential for lots of creative challenges
alexander doesnt free himself after killing margit, i can guarantee that. i killed margit and found alexander in that hole roughly 3 hours after killing margit, so i would say he moves based on a specific event that you activated while getting the ash of war and smithing stones
My guess is accessing altus plateau (area before the capital) it actually triggers an advancement and/or locks several quests didn’t know Alexander was one of them.
I saw that vid earlier but I didn’t watch and now I don’t regret it. While not the first, you are still the master and get my view 😎
Actually, it turns out that Distortion2 wasn't the first one either. Not surprising though with hundreds of content creators doing challenges in the same game. Multiple creators are bound to end up doing the same type of playthrough
@@PressContinue True that.
I once saw a pole sticking out of the ground and quite a simple message before it.
„Try rump“
Its so satisfying to watch this channel exploding in popularity since its been producing quality content from the very beginning
I broke Mohg’s AI too. I tried the jump to the side but it was obviously patched out. I then resorted to pelting him with scarlet rot arrows from that same spot you jump from. About 2/3s of his HP down he staggered and I couldn’t hit him anymore. Decided to finish him by fighting and ta-da, I broke his AI. Mans just stared at me as I ended him 😂
Part of me wants to see a Guts run where you only use the Guts sword with the lion’s claw ash of war for the whole game.
I did it, Malenia is pure suffering
"This is what I do I sit on you- right on your head"- the tarnished probably
Random fun fact: If you use the Sacred Relic Sword Weapon Skill to clear out all of Renalla's slaves with one attack, the boss fight will completely bug out and you won't be able to break her shield in order to get passed her first phase.
I can confirm, a buddy of mine did it and I had to SaveQuit lol
@@N1GHTM4RE_YT LOL I did it twice. Was helping a buddy, did it, and he had to restart it. Then he came to help me, did it again, and I had to restart. "Welp, that confirms it. It was my fault!" 😂
9:42 imagine not doing a quitout in less than 1 nanosecond smh
Ikr? Shaking my smhing head
ah yes, ground slam... defeat your foes elegantly, so that they may admire your posterior posthumously
a tip for the flask and other 1 use items, put them in the hotkey setup, that way it wont clog your item use, and since you will only really use it in specific situations, it makes them far less prone from being misused as well.
He was on ps
Ahh I see you are a youtuber of culture as well.
Another great video! clever idea too, looking forward to the next one!
Seriously impressed by your runs and commentary is funny too!
Thanks to you i have to call „ashes of war“ „A$$es of war“ from now on ._.
Here's a theory: During your fight with Margit, you slammed your butt on the ground so hard, it created a tremor which freed Alexander all the way on the other side of the hill.
LOL, sounds plausible but.... going to altus which triggers the Radahn festival where Alexander then automatically moves to might be another possibility. Although I like your explanation a lot better
''The scientific documentary known as Keijo.'' it's a real sport dont'cha know
And rightfully so
“We are the true Queen of Mooning” I just HAD to like for that joke alone
About Alexander. Probably you trigger redmane festival, when arrived at Atlas Platou, so...
That's indeed what happened
i think i ll keep beating it with my Hoslow's Vampire Killer chain of honor
you know is a Belmont thing
I love the visuals of a UA-cam pfp with loafers and Rayman looking emoticon hands. It's so funny in a good way.
Fun fact, that Altus field margit fight can also happen after you’ve already killed morgot at the capital
i think u didnt find alexander bc u went to the altus plateau and that triggers radhan festival side quest, same as when u free alexander and talk to him it also starts the quest, i dont think it has something to do with killing margit, since the first time i found alexander was after beating margit
Yeah that makes sense
Try finger, but hole. Seriously though that was amazing. I was behind myself, I mean beside myself dying from all the bum jokes. Great video Press.
Btw the Soap consumable can clean your character, useful for a bleed build wearing a white outfit so you don't look like a used tampon. Lastly, I loved the Keijo reference I see you're a man of culture.
This is amazing. Smough would be proud
"Air Bud". I laughed way too hard at that. Lol. Another great video. Keep it up.
Glad to know that someone even knows the reference :p
Interested thing I’ve noticed about the Demi-Queens, in their melee phase they have very VERY similar animations and attacks to the Blood-Starved Beast from Bloodborne
There's quite a lot of enemies in ER that are built on top of ones from previous games. Erdtree Avatars are Asylum Demons; Rune Bears are Vordt; Crucible Knights are Black Knights; Ulcerated Tree Spirit and Red Wolf of Radagon are cut content from Bloodborne. There are also a good handful that are lifted almost 1-to-1, like the Giant Crabs, Skeletons, Slugs, Slimes, and Basilisks. There are certainly more that I either didn't notice or am forgetting. I think it's pretty clever how they're able to reuse assets to create new content, and honestly myself I would've preferred more be copied from past games to replace duplicate bosses. I'd pick another round with Pontiff Sylvan or Cleric Beast painted gold or something over another regular big enemy given a health buff.
@@alliebonesVODs I knew about the Avatars being a reference and who can forget the horrors that are basilisks but I did NOT know about the Crucibles being Black Knights or the runebears being Vordt. Thanks for bringing attention to this. I think this would be a wonderful idea for a UA-cam video from maybe Zullie the Witch or some other DS/ER content creator.
@@alliebonesVODs The dredgelings from demon souls are the basic enemies in literally every fromsoft game except sekiro
I'm pretty sure things occasionally surviving with 1 hp is an actual mechanic, so I don't think that holding the shield was as big of a hinderance as it appeared to be
There is? What kind of mechanic is that?
@@PressContinue it can happen for the player aswell
Was looking for a comment before i posted this exact thing. It's definitely a mechanic, it's far too frequent not to be. I like to think of it as Thematic, it's 'Grace' being granted.
Once again you've banged out another amazing challenge run. Your content never fails to entertain. Can't wait to see what the future holds.
Well if you check my latest community post, you'll get an idea of what to expect in the future
Might be useful and might have already been mentioned but Alexander moves to the back entrance of Gael Tunnel (where you get the moon veil) before redmane castle. He is stuck on the limgrave side of the one way door
Yes, that has been mentioned. I have never actually done his entire questline. I've only seen him stuck in the ground and in redmane castle and I know you fight him eventually in farum Azula but I've never done that myself
The humor is nice. I constantly smiled it's highly entertaining to watch
Press, I kid you not, I just now got a notification for this video. I truly don’t know why.
... er... wut? That's very very peculiar. UA-cam is a strange place indeed
Damn your writing in these videos is top notch honestly, keep up the awesome content. Also ima say it...I think elden beast is a fun fight (with crimsonwhorl tear)
Remove the elden stars, either change the camera or simply make the Elden Beast much smaller and then yes it would indeed be a great fight
@@PressContinue just give us torrent
I think he's telling us something. I just can't put my butt on onion knight yet
Alexander gets himself unstuck as soon as you go to Caelid. You'll find him in Gael tunnel if you go there before Redmane castle
No If,ands or butts….a bit of a contradiction…. All jokes aside this video was a joy to watch💜
Awesome video!!!
Can't wait for your next challenge runs
It's in the works
Damn well love the elden ring content you continue to bring. High browed humorous booty comedy, I'm here for it all lol.
Just watched Dist do this run yesterday, not gonna stop me watching this banger though.
12:00
The first good pun that made me laugh out loud I’ve ever heard in my life. Congrats dude
This game has so many ways of beating it and i think this one might be the most hilarious. Amazing and funny run. Keep up the good work!
Saw dist's clear so I know it's possible. But excited for your take on it and humor.
This was an asspecially great video, PushSelect! I enjoyed it more than distort's, a lot of effort has been put into this video and it shows! I laughed very hard when you read that cultured poem about butts, and every time i realizes ylu made a pun i had to go back in the video to appreciate it once more
As soon as he said "Sir Mixalot" I knew where he was going but it was hilarious none the less.
this really puts death by snu snu into a whole new perspective
I did think anyone remembered Keijo!!!!!
Your commentary was ass-tronomically good 🧡
What a fanasstic video. This is actually much more effective than I thought.
Some of these Elden ring play throughs are starting to get wild.
i love how theres people saying its too hard and at the same time theres people posting, level 1, pacifist (without attacking) and now "butt only" runs
PS: im playing it the easy way, leveling up (im now at level 104), using weapons and my arms
18:38 Your screen going deep-fried had me in tears lmao
Excellent content. I won’t even skip any ads I see going forward.
Dude, the first thing I did after completing the game is came over to your channel,
And goddammit you always make me laugh with your humor, and it is like i am laughing with you rather than at your jokes
Thank you so much, good sir !
0:50 I can't stop laughing. You're funnier than distortion though ;-)
But he sure is faster. Which kinda makes sense for a top-tier speedrunner
Ame is that you?
A tip for Morgott in next runs, buy "Margit's Shackle" you can buy the item with Patches after going through his questline a little bit.
The puns were pretty on point for this video I have to say... Not too often, not particularly vulgar... Good writing. I have to really enjoy 3 videos before I sub to a youtuber, and so far your 2/3, but I almost subbed just for how much effort you put into the script.
This brings the term "im ass at this game" to a whole new level.
Alexander can also be found in a cave that connects to Caelid but its blocked. I found him there in my playthrough. Gael tunnel it seems. He goes to Radhan only if you trigger the festival I assume.
Also I love Keijo!!!!!!!!
We are definitely the most cultured here.
On the Gideon fight you can safely heal behind the pillars and force him to run to your line of sight. I had a jump attack build my first run, and it was a pretty reliable way to get fairly safe hits in this way.
Bro, I love your content, keep up the great work, it must be a lot of work, but it is really worth it
“First try rump,
Then praise message.”
21:50 or you can stand on those pillars and poison mohg with arrows. not possible in every challenge run but if scarlet rot arrows are available also an easy cheese
I am in awe about that script. I couldn't stop laughing pretty much the whole time.
youtube is full of challenge runners but no one has the absolute mastery over worldplay of press continue
First dutch soulsborne youtuber ive found, if you are dutch. You certainly got the accent.
Great video btw, was a blast to watch.
Definitely Dutch :)
This is by far my favourite video of yours
5:39 Uh oh, bloody stools... better have that checked out by a doctor. lol
So glad to have witnessed this cultured content.
The fact your accent when saying ash sounds like ass makes it even better. Ass of war all the way!
I WAS JUST READING THE COMMENTS ABOUT THIS!! KEEP IT UP GUYS!!
Thanks for answering my question of
"Can a butt kill a God?"
"The true Queen of mooning" xd i laught so hard with that
Considering Keijo!! is my guilty pleasure anime (it's so stupid, but I love it all the same), I had to pause and subscribe as soon as you gave her Nozomi's name.
Beating elden ring as She Hulk 💀💀
elden ring butt it's actually keijo!!!!!!!
Love the shorter ass explanation of this video compared to the others. Good blend of comedy and information 👍
I’m more impressed how professional he was in the intro than the run😂😂😂
I liked the example at the beginning of the video, 2B's butt is the best example you can have!
Alexander was only just a little way up the road to Caelid in the Limgrave entrance to the Redmane tunnels or mine or whatever it's called. But I guess Pot-bro lived so that is a win in its own way.
imagine being a god and you are slain by the shockwave of somebody's cheeks colliding with the ground