8:29 "So, what are we talking? Rat patrol?" "Rat?" "Rat Patrol?" "No, no. Rat patrol?" "Rat patrol?" "He's not a rat." "Rat patrol, got it" "He's not a rat." "Okay, he's just a rat, got it. Rat patrol?" "No, no, he's not a rat. He's just a rat." "Okay, rat not a rat, got it. So, what are we talking? *Rat patrol?* " "No, no, he's not a rat." "Not a rat, got it." "Are you sure?" "So, what are we talking, rat patrol?" "No, he's not a rat." "Rat patrol? Got it." *Dies*
10:12 Walt: “Kill him, Jack, Kill him now!” Jack: “I shouldn’t.” Walt: “Do it!” Jack: [Shoots Hank] Walt: [Becomes sad despite asking for Jack to kill him] Saul: “That’s what the kids call Epic Fail.”
The funniest part to me is, Walter encouraging Jack to kill Hank after he just claimed to be the smartest guy ever and calling Walter stupid, is actually kinda in-character for Walt.
I can’t believe Walter would try and stop Uncle Jack from doing his job as an exterminator, he was just trying to do eat patrol. This is the moment that Walter became a truly irredeemable monster and also Heisenberg.
How is this not viral!! I love to share humor with other people that get my sense of humor…. I have been known to bellylaugh out loud for five minutes alone in the house. From something I imagined was funny. And from videos like this good job creative person who made these!! For this I will subscribe and like!!!
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how many pillows I make in a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop knitting? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and buys a pillow, and you think that it is me? No. I am the one who talks!
Today I learned that having the talking pillow is the key to power, that asking for a hamburger is a major deal breaker, that everyone has fugged Hank, and that Gus Fring is everyone and everywhere.
![[YTP] walter whites hates anime](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AwnwI2LyWXU/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] gustavo "gus" fring will kill your wife](/img/n.gif)
The amount of times I've started with a sheesh and ended up with a FoOoF is so many I've lost count
happens to the best of us
billions, with a B
even if i told you you wouldn’t believe it
Why the long faces 🥚
I’m the one who gave u 500 likes
The idea that Jesse just found out what happened to Jesus and he’s just pissed about it is hilarious
What are we talking rat 🐀 patrol?
Hank patrol? 🥁
*No he’s not a rat*
@Hiranya Silva so what we talking rat patrol
Forget it...
@@Xpwnxage epic fail
3:00 the most magnificent joke ever said
This is the exact moment Mike became Dr. Ock
lol i was dead
😂👌
Now NA NA
@I Mikkee
5:00-5:25 is Walt describing breaking bad.
1+2+2-1+2+1-2+2-1+1+2-1+2+2+-
@Nacho Walt jr
Breaking walks
7:08
“you might wanna hold off.”
“yeah? why?”
“because i’ve got the talking pillow now.”
“fine. i’m sorry.”
“i want a hamburger.”
“no”
“please please!”
“no” *shoots walt*
Epic fail
R.I.P wetler wit
Baby Blue plays
That's canon
GOD DAMN YOU
"Knock knock."
"Who?"
"Mike."
"Who the hell is M--"
"MIKE COCK"
*laughs in S4E11 Crawl Space*
The fact that I wouldn't have gotten this joke this just 2 days ago
"You got me"
@@based8502 I'm the SAUAS
@@tStevester83 I'm the man who sucked hanks penis
@@tStevester83 im the man who sucked hank's penis
1:10
We've all been there in life
Too many times
Hank? What the hell are you saying?
@@XpwnxageLook at it this way, okay? AhNoUmeNopt. Get what I'm saying?
@@XpwnxageLook at it this way: ñyæpßuwansh Leræbushea bæri
@@edortagarcia2809I get what you’re saying.
8:29
"So, what are we talking? Rat patrol?"
"Rat?"
"Rat Patrol?"
"No, no. Rat patrol?"
"Rat patrol?"
"He's not a rat."
"Rat patrol, got it"
"He's not a rat."
"Okay, he's just a rat, got it. Rat patrol?"
"No, no, he's not a rat. He's just a rat."
"Okay, rat not a rat, got it. So, what are we talking? *Rat patrol?* "
"No, no, he's not a rat."
"Not a rat, got it."
"Are you sure?"
"So, what are we talking, rat patrol?"
"No, he's not a rat."
"Rat patrol? Got it."
*Dies*
I love how a happy show has a depressed fan base and breaking bad a depressing show has the funniest fan base
4:28 _"Billions. With a B."_
breaking chuds
Some Breaking Bad fans be like: 4:25
underated
Every breaking bad fan*
@@bungiecrimes7247 Walt is so much worse
@upyoursdotcom And?
@@nikhiliyengar People act like Skylar is the fucking devil and then worship Walt
1:52 Excellent edit.
"I can't tell you the amount of times I started with a shish and ended up with a foof"
"Hank what the hell are you saying"
" *b o o m* "
5:25 - So 5 steps forward.. sounds like progress to me
And then 2 steps back
@@kaywire6099 And 2 steps forward, and 1 step back
@@tylerchambers6246 I got the talking pillow
i think 6
pretty accurate to the plot of the show tbh
"You're scared of a little PooSy"
8:23.... holy shit I pissed myself 🤣🤣🤣
that was hilarious
“I fucked *HANK.*
*breaking bad plays*
Me too!
*breaking bad plays*”
*Me too!* *Breaking bad intro music*
1:20
God Hank is so helpful
Helped me out a lot. Been using that logic ever since
7:28 “where is the talking pillow” I would’ve died
"You gave the Talking Pillow to TED BENEKE?!?!"
4:36 Bro speaks “🎵”
"If you believe there's a hell, Skyler is pretty much going there right"
💯💯💯❤❤❤
That’s why they call him A-Sex Schrader 😳😳😳😳😳
Ballsack Schrader
5 months late but ball-sack schrader
@Defone fan well I’m telling you we got a bun in the oven
@I Because it’s my cut
Ballsack Shaver 🪒
0:24 The way Hank just turns to Walt after saying just sends me over the edge everytime I swear
How has this not got millions of views? This is fucking fantastic
Billions, with a B.
Some of the jokes could be shorter
10:12
Walt: “Kill him, Jack, Kill him now!”
Jack: “I shouldn’t.”
Walt: “Do it!”
Jack: [Shoots Hank]
Walt: [Becomes sad despite asking for Jack to kill him]
Saul: “That’s what the kids call Epic Fail.”
The funniest part to me is, Walter encouraging Jack to kill Hank after he just claimed to be the smartest guy ever and calling Walter stupid, is actually kinda in-character for Walt.
"how many more people are going to die?"
"Billions. With a B."
Los Pollos Hermanos has fallen.
5:56 WHO KNEW THIS GUYS *COUSIN*
"I'm the one who get a talking pillow now" is so seamless ngl
watched this 3 times in 1 week. i love how you incorporate little storylines into the vids. greatest breaking bad youtube pooper i ever knew
The fact that he rolled up to his crib bumpin the cartel’s song bout clippin his ass 😂
So I did the math on the steps.
1+2-2+1+2-1+2-2-1+2+1-2+1+2-1
They've taken 6 steps forward.
Crazy shit
Not bad progress
"If you believe there's a hell, Skylar is going there right?"
the "why" part had me laughing so hard i literally couldnt breathe
One of my favorite ytps by far, that whole exchange between Mike and Walt is just great.
"I'll give you JESSEEEE!"
3:19 WhaT KiNd oF RaT TaLks To EgGmAn
RaTaToUr
7:27 Skylar gave Walts NFTs to Gustavo
“I AM THE ONE who has the talking pillow.”
The moment Walter White became Pillowberg
9:40
"Sorry Man, Rat Patrol"
"It's Hank!"
"So what are we talking, Hank Patrol?"
*ba dum tss*
this is by far the best breaking bad related ytp i have ever seen. great job!
You haven't seen Tuco Fucking Dies?
that back and forth between Walt and Mike absolutely killed me lmao
This is the moment Walter's ass became an onion
The rat patrol bit killed me
So, what are we talkin “Hank” patrol?
😀
same ☠️
so what are we talkin,, @SORO_Thomas_ patrol?
@@Warp_Portal rat patrol
So what are we talkin rat patrol?
2:35
hi, i'm sus gog
The part where hanks face changes from one to the other made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣
It scared the shit out of me lol
@@eyelesscrown7346 🤣
5:34 I wholeheartedly agree with that
Hank saying "You don't know how many times I started with a sish" I felt that
"rat, not a rat - got it" - 8:51 that destroyed me.
3:24 RATATOUILLE
*Rat patrol?*
@@brodyking7095 RAT PATROL
So, what are talking Hank patrol?
The "where is the monke?" Part had me rolling for some reason.
I fucking lost it at "Jesse, Essej" 😂
These are so good they def should get more recognition
1:21 hank speaks albanian
What happened to Jesus is a tragedy! 😭
And it tears my ass
To the guy who marked each noise cancer segment as a sponsor in SponsorBlock - you are a hero.
9:45 I like how he thought he was own joke was funny
4:57 would’ve been perfect to include the horrible bald cap from el Camino
10:04
c'mon just stick it in there
7:00
"You might wanna hold off."
"Yeah? Why?"
"Because I'm your boss. You're fired!"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
"No-"
"PLEASE!"
SHUTUP
@@desktopdimwit6928You might wanna hold off
@@Jalen_wilki
*CLICK* *click* *ᶜˡᶦᶜᵏ*
Why?
*Click* *Click* *Click* "Why?"
@@DoctressCalibrator Because I'VE got the talking pillow now.
if only Gus broke the absolute dad joke of Ratatouille to Hector he probably would still be alive
So what are we talking rat patrol?
7:09
Best part
I can’t believe Walter would try and stop Uncle Jack from doing his job as an exterminator, he was just trying to do eat patrol. This is the moment that Walter became a truly irredeemable monster and also Heisenberg.
Rat patrol
I’m literally crying laughing at that “Two steps forward, one step back” bit at 2AM
1:38 is what keeps me coming back to this
So silly yet I kept bursting into laughter. I can say this cuz I have the talking pillow now.
5:03 ends up being 4 steps forward
pretty sure it was 6
@@ehwhynot7631 I counted again and still count four
@@ayoitscat that’s what i got
I got 5
@@TheDarkSideOfTheForce five dollars
at 0:36 when hank immediately jumps from smiling like a goofball to wearing the death face, and the music changes, i died lol
it becomes earraep, and i still laugh every time it happens
Yess 😂
Like why did he just pop outta nowhere? 😂
9:01 grows his hair back then shoots him😂
5:00 to summarize it's 5 steps forward xD
My favorite thing about BB ytps is when Waltuh frantically yells "JESSEEEEE".
I rewatch this every once in a while this is such a good ytp
How is this not viral!! I love to share humor with other people that get my sense of humor…. I have been known to bellylaugh out loud for five minutes alone in the house. From something I imagined was funny. And from videos like this good job creative person who made these!! For this I will subscribe and like!!!
3:17
"I'm Gus Fring"
"HOOOOO"
Rat Patrol
No he's not a rat!
1:53,2:54,4:34,5:28,7:13,8:06"I've got the talking pillow now..."
Honorable mention: 0:54
“Look at it this way, okay, an-the-muh-men-ups. En-all-oo-sit, uh-rie.”
This is gold. 😂
We need rocks. They're minerals! 5:31
"cocks, that's what we need"
"that's what we need."
COCKS
«C'mon, you want me to beg? Just stick in there»
Vince Gilligan's dialogue is absolutely genius
6:06 I love how all the guys he knows just knows his parents
Why is it totally in character for Walter to be listening to Negro Y Azul in his car? 😂
0:39 Bro! My headphones were at full volume! WTF!? 🤣
4:26 if you believe there’s a hell, Skyler is going there right?
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how many pillows I make in a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop knitting? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and buys a pillow, and you think that it is me? No. I am the one who talks!
random kids for no reason: 3:29
Walt saying “why” ?
this deserves a lot more attention nice work
0:55 very helpful hank advice
2:35 very helpful saul advice
2:46 I'm dying laughing "That's why I keep going to prison" with the point and everything.
The thought that Walter is listening to a song about killing him in his car is hilarious
Today I learned that having the talking pillow is the key to power, that asking for a hamburger is a major deal breaker, that everyone has fugged Hank, and that Gus Fring is everyone and everywhere.
Pro tip: Never forget to bring the Talking Pillow to a drug deal.
So, what are we talkin' rat patrol?
"What are we talkin? Rat control?"
*HAAAAAAAAH!!!!*
5:02 That's pretty good progress there Walt
Hank: *speaks Simlish*
Hank: You get what I'm saying?
3:56 when you are arguing with someone who doesnt hold back
6:58 you might wanna hold off, because I’m your boss
I feel like I'm watching UA-cam in 2014
These are so well made :) excellent work
The transitions have me dying 😭😭😭😭
Me and my friends quote the Rat Patrol a lot
So what are we talking, pillow patrol?
so what are we talking, rat patrol?
@Golden Brine *G O D D A M N Y O U*