[@scorchx3000]

Vending machine: He stole some chocolate.
Hollister: They don't pay me enough for this shit.

[@SkepticalChris]

only in the Red Dwarf Universe can you find a vending machine that's an asshole, and a toaster that can drive people insane.

[@EditorOfSL]

Machine: Alert! Alert!
Rimmer: Shut up!
Machine: Fat chance!
😂😂😂

[@davidwuhrer6704]

And his prediction became true.

[@McRocket]

One of the funnier scenes in Series 8 - for me.
Thanks for posting this.
☮

[@RelwarctheMighty]

That smegging smeggy smegger vending machine!

[@TheSteelStallion]

*takes hand off speaker*
"HAHAHAHAHAHAR!"

[@YouuuuuuTosserrrr]

A chocky nut bar... a CHOCKY NUT BAR!

[@NowhereNarrative]

A little Tony Slattery cameo here.

[@danielwilliamson6180]

LOL at 0:50 and 1:25.

[@jamesroby1948]

Rimmer - oh mummy i'm so scared
Captin enters - Rimmer
Rimmer (totally shocked)
C.H. - you forgot your tray
D.M - he stole some chocolate
C.H. - ah - meh

[@therealxunil2]

congratulations, you can hear and repeat what you hear.

[@liamball6479]

0:27 So funny!

[@josephbabbs645]

Alert alert.. chocolate abduction on floor 341

[@roychrischaztriplehit715]

He stole some chocolate!

[@harrypotterfantng]

Oh, he's a chocky nut bar, all right.

[@johnhutch]

A chocky nut bar!

[@TommyVercettisGamingNews]

Lmao

[@BrokenSplinter]

1:50 That a boom mic I see at the top of the screen?

[@YEs69th420]

8 was good but not as funny as say 3,4,5 and 6 but it did have its moments.