28:36 "People say Dash, "What do you mean count the chickens"? What does that mean by "don't count your chickens"? What does it mean, I'll tell you right now,. Basically it means don't get ahead of yourself. "Dash, why don't you just say that then?"- Look, shut yo ass up!" Broooo XD
I remember when he used to legit rage at these levels, now hes more calm and just gets sad (edit i still cant believe the dedication on that last level)
18:48 Fox: "Look at that thicc ass finger!! Like, how is it possible for one finger to have its own gravitational pull? Thats probably why it keeps *Gravitating* to the wrong buttons!"
I'd personally like a candid video from Dashie about what sorts of trolls he finds entertaining and what sorts he finds disrespectful and soul-draining. I know that sort of conversation can kill some of the magic of the content (I love to be surprised by his reactions), but I also think it's somewhat necessary when we're talking about him spending two hours playing a level and additional time editing a video while feeling disrespected and dejected.
I mean, I appreciate he doesn't "next" levels so easily just bc they're challenging and I like how he genuinely tries before moving on but when it comes to hot garbage levels (especially ones with disrespect cheese dev exits), he should definitely next that shit-
Well he seems to rage at least once as there is a a part he struggles on i get that too if thats the case no tolerence = skip means he will never complete a level unless it's an item spam level all the way to the flagpole with no way to die except the timer
Dash, if there’s a platform and it’s falling but you have to go through a door, just hold “up” as you’re falling and you’ll go in the door rather than waiting for the precise time to press “up.”
Chunkytuna if Dashie had an awesome level then why was Dashie upset and said “never make me a level like that again?” I think you have trouble telling clues.
Chunkytuna sorry to ruin on your parade, but we kinda do have a right. There’s these two things that can make us do that. One is called an opinion and the other called “freedom of speech” just in case you haven’t heard what that is. It’s a right that people have to formulate an opinion. Besides I’m sure Miyamoto would leave this piece of shit level in the first 5 minutes of playing it. Hahah
Chunkytuna Besides Dashie “praised” the level because he is nice. He wouldn’t shit on his fans. Me on other hand don’t care about being nice cause I call out what I see and so does everyone in the comment section. And that level my friend was bullshit. So shitty that most people in the comment section agree.
Dashie I love how determined you are. You showed patience, skill and brain meats on that last level. I love watching you play keep up the good work. Love you 😘😘😘😘😘😘
Dashie, I just wanna let you know that your videos always make my day without fail. It can be real rough dealing with daily life but coming home and laughing my ass off at your videos makes everything worth it. Thanks for everything that you do!!
THREEP* Take that shitt give it to dashie, maybe he'll remember how to use his imagination and makeup his own threeps again cuz those were funny as hell
I loved "take that sh*t..." Those were the best ones. The ones we create are just puns and sh*t. "Take that sh*t, eat it, CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR DIGUH GONNA BE ABOUT DIS LOONG" "Take that sh*t and give it to GameStop, CONGRATULATIONS, IT'S STILL WORTH 1 DOLLAR" I remember so many of them...
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You know when dashie is MAD MAD when he doesn’t bump to the music.
That’s real af
Lawed knows I would of given up a long time ago.
Jason what i was saying too lol
Arturo Romero you must be by polar
And he stops making all the stupid jokes and starts talking calmly and shit
6:26 "give me a challonge!"
Sees length of the video: *oh you gon get one ma boy trust*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
💯🤣
mah boi got so salty 😢
Satan literally predicted that 2020 wasn’t gonna be good
I deadass was about to say this
stg i was gonna say this shit. lmao
what if satan caused corona
Lol ikr
Damn satan was tryin to warn us
Dashie's 5 Stages of Grief
56:30 Denial
57:24 Anger
59:40 Bargaining(?)
1:00:03 Depression
1:01:47 Acceptance
LOL This comment don't have enough likes! That was deep!
you just blew my mind
@topcommentgod
lmao on point
this is amazing
"When it comes to 2020, life is something you won't have plenty plenty "😂😂😂 this aged well
You also don't get the joke, satan is saying Dashie, notice how I said DASHIE will die in 2020, he isnt talking about the pandemic.
@@BeetleBobcat786 no shit it’s just ironic
@@BeetleBobcat786 thanks capt. obvious
@@voiddroid. your welcome
@@BeetleBobcat786 made him delete the comment lol
Me asking for whipped cream on my milkshake
The employee working at McDonalds: 19:18
LMAO THIS IS SO GOOD
@@wulftea LMAOO
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣👌🏾👌🏾
I love these types of comments, so simple yet funny
@29:34 "we gonna play other level"
Me: sees there's 34 minutes left in the video.
Poor Dash
Me: ooh boy.... her we go... 😏
Jayce Grefrath 29:34
Lol that comment was funny as hell
Keep in mind he gets this longass brain meat levels that he ends up loving by the end of it
I liked the realness for once in the end, you could actually tell he wasnt enjoying it as much as he normally does
28:36
"People say Dash, "What do you mean count the chickens"? What does that mean by "don't count your chickens"? What does it mean, I'll tell you right now,. Basically it means don't get ahead of yourself. "Dash, why don't you just say that then?"- Look, shut yo ass up!"
Broooo XD
“Here’s a game I bought... and it was 40 bucks and it was FUcken trash”
-Dashie 2019
He was already salty af so when that happened I was like damn he sounded pissed.
What's crazy is he said this right after he said he didnt play it
Kratos_7-7-7-7 yo
If you're going to quote him, at least quote him correctly...
For what game did he say that?
That epic death backflip was one of the best things I’ve ever seen haha
knuckalar ongg 😂😂
That was hilarious
Aww, he was way to nice to them at the end. That's professionalism right there lol
💯💯💯💯 ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
28:34
He explains why he says "Don't count your chickens" 😂😂 his response to the question "Why don't you just say that?" Killed me 😂😂
Why u so worried about it who cares.
Dashie's 2019 Mario Maker Record:
127W-49L
MM2 Record:
90W-24L
OVERALL (2015-present) Record:
426W-190L
Now on to counting next years record!
Good job, sir
Damn aye man you deserve to be the top comment.
You did yo homework
+1
If there was ever a level that needed to be nexted for my homie dashi's health i think this was it
We need to give Dash some props after that last level I don't know how he didn't next it
Because he wanted to prove a point
@@caintrue2847 i mean we all know dash can beat hard levels he doesn't have to prove anything to us
Lunaris true true
Dog if I was him I would've slammed my switch against the fucking wall
I think because RamO and Lew are long time viewers, supporters and level creators. That’s why he didn’t next it.
They done Dashie dirty on this one! Became sad to watch after a while. :(
who else was dying of laughter on the beginning at 18:40 when he was trying to do a backflip with luigi
The highlight of the video lmao 😅
Why is dashie making the face 😂
That was so funny
Better than any action movie ever
I’m gonna miss the “TEENA” going into 2020
Next is Tia (twenty twenty - a )
JayJD_ stop ✋ leave it in 2019
nah TINA ain’t gonna miss dachie
Dashie 2019
“We don’t need that 300 don’t die for them coin’s “.
Japanese general: *STOP BANZAI CHARGING WE'RE LOSING MEN TOO FAST*
another soldier: 0:14
That Luigi backflip into death deserves a Grammy on its own
yeh that backflip sequence (starts just after 18:30) is one of the best deaths Dashie has done :)
37:52
We don't need that 300. We don't need that. Don't die for them coins.
That's deep.
"Don't count your chickens before they hatch" is the full expression.
Wasn't expecting that kind of level from Ramo, lew, and Jason lol
The last level is the literal embodiment of 2019..
@Mike Hunt ur profile pic xD
2020*
Yea that comment didn’t age well
you mean 2021…
You mean 2022*
22:46 that was the highest voice I ever heard dashie scream
Dashie in every video: "WHAT?!?!?!"
The length of the video in this episode: "WHAT?!?!?!"
I remember when he used to legit rage at these levels, now hes more calm and just gets sad (edit i still cant believe the dedication on that last level)
His neighbors complained about the noise he makes.
@Andrae McLeod didn’t new neighbors move in? I heard that somewhere.
Hes more calm now, he doesnt even do the run in the intros anymore
@@starIightglimmer maybe he has blood pressure problems due to all those years of hyperactivity
@@starIightglimmer Damn I didn't even notice that. Maybe he changed it up for SMM2.
bruh dashie predicted this damn pandemic @1:47
@@BeetleBobcat786 Jesus shut up
@@BeetleBobcat786 don’t be mad playa damn 😂
@@lolakatz333 You right, you right.
He didn't actually
Yeah
8:55 *"I gotta think for a sepent..."*
*- Dashie 2019*
Ma boy rushed to that second checkpoint and then his soul left his body 😂😂
If your watching this in 2020 that intro hit different 😭
Ong
Im watching in 2021
I’m watching in 2022
Stop saying hits different
2021
18:48
Fox: "Look at that thicc ass finger!! Like, how is it possible for one finger to have its own gravitational pull? Thats probably why it keeps *Gravitating* to the wrong buttons!"
“That’s FO HUNNID POUNDS MY BOY. FO. HUNNID.”🤣
Dashie throwing out that Spanish is just . . .😩👌
For real babygurl😂?
ik it’s so nice lol
Please get help
@@DeezMomoNutskys
@@DeezMomoNutsseethe, you troglodyte
“Ghetto party”, “Bottles of Water”
Dashie made his own reference 😂
Dashies~Takeover 3
15:12
Botwals of wahta
Dachie: "It's okay to be smaller" 25:26
Me Crying of sadness: Thx Dachie
Why
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SPEAK SPANISH MA BOI. IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!
15:12 killed me " Ghetto Parties, Bottles of Water" hahaha
I didn't know what the hell he said, but man was that shit funny!
Congrats on hitting 5 mil Dashie, you worked so hard for it. Happy New Year to everyone here.
23:26 Close your eyes and listen to this for a good 15-20 seconds. Mega pause moment!!
"My nose is itching"
10:53 - 11:15
25:26 “It’s better to be smaller” -Dashie, 2019 😂🤣🤣
Pause.
I remember when I came arcoss dashie in 2012 and now its 2020 and still watch him. boy does time fly! one of my top 5 channels!
Jovany B Nah fr since 2011 time does fly
Lmao 28:45 “look shut yuh ass up ok, let me say the things I want to say, when I say them”
Dash should have a “No Tolerance” MM2 video. Where if a level starts to irritate him he should next it and keep it going to another level?
I'd personally like a candid video from Dashie about what sorts of trolls he finds entertaining and what sorts he finds disrespectful and soul-draining.
I know that sort of conversation can kill some of the magic of the content (I love to be surprised by his reactions), but I also think it's somewhat necessary when we're talking about him spending two hours playing a level and additional time editing a video while feeling disrespected and dejected.
I mean, I appreciate he doesn't "next" levels so easily just bc they're challenging and I like how he genuinely tries before moving on but when it comes to hot garbage levels (especially ones with disrespect cheese dev exits), he should definitely next that shit-
Well he seems to rage at least once as there is a a part he struggles on i get that too if thats the case no tolerence = skip means he will never complete a level unless it's an item spam level all the way to the flagpole with no way to die except the timer
26:02 It had me crying when he started whispering 😂😂
Dachie ASMR
40:26 when a teacher explains a question on a test
Dash, if there’s a platform and it’s falling but you have to go through a door, just hold “up” as you’re falling and you’ll go in the door rather than waiting for the precise time to press “up.”
Dashie: Give your boi a challenge
Also Dashie: N E X T!
No no no, *chal A nge*
Challenge
Challunge
That Satan joke didn’t age well, at all...
Yes it did? It’s exactly as he predicted
It aged into a masterpiece muh boy
Sad But True lol
we must now take anything satan says, and encrypt it into the near future
It aged fantastically fool it wouldve aged badly if satan woudve been talking about how 2020 wouldve become the best year ever
37:47 that mood change had me dying of laughter
¿Is it just me or do you guys also like cuando dachi habla español? Es como estar orgulloso de quien tu eres y eso me hace tan feliz.
That Nightfall burn was one of the realest Dashie moments I’ve ever witnessed and I loved it 😆
" Si tu no te relajas, tu te matas"
Dashie - 2019
"Ima need you to listen uh, listen cluh, and listen cuhluh"
Dashie - 2019
CashMoneyMorrow he said that to me:’)
@@albertcuh2885 ayyye😂
albertcuh yooooo cuuuh
Hamad Alshahwani making part 2
albertcuh I hope he plays it!
Dashies 2 moods:
“Give your boy a challonge”
🤬
and also the calm dashie which basically means he's done
Huh, Dashie’s pretty calm this vid.
Also, that was a great level to 2019 on!
Tv: “WUDDUP ITS DASHIE!!!!!”
My daughter: “WUDDUP ITS YA GIRL EMIRI”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
20:57 I wonder did he speak it on purpose or did it just slip out in the moment
“Ramo, go on vacation”
Imma reply since no one else did
They all need to until they figure out trail and error levels are bs
Chunkytuna if Dashie had an awesome level then why was Dashie upset and said “never make me a level like that again?” I think you have trouble telling clues.
Chunkytuna sorry to ruin on your parade, but we kinda do have a right. There’s these two things that can make us do that. One is called an opinion and the other called “freedom of speech” just in case you haven’t heard what that is. It’s a right that people have to formulate an opinion. Besides I’m sure Miyamoto would leave this piece of shit level in the first 5 minutes of playing it. Hahah
Chunkytuna Besides Dashie “praised” the level because he is nice. He wouldn’t shit on his fans. Me on other hand don’t care about being nice cause I call out what I see and so does everyone in the comment section. And that level my friend was bullshit. So shitty that most people in the comment section agree.
Dashie I love how determined you are. You showed patience, skill and brain meats on that last level. I love watching you play keep up the good work. Love you 😘😘😘😘😘😘
This man been saying momentumum for so long 😭 he say ts with confidence 😂
Threeep! Take an iPod, plug it into the Titanic, wait 6 hours, CONGRATULATIONS; the Titanic is syncing.
Wow
Lol!
Spyda Get out
Jon McCloud it was just too good huh
L
We need a T-shirt for "I don't give a f*ck about no taka taka taka" change my mind.
I cant
Don't count your chickens
Dashie said he gone live all the way to his first mixtape. I knew i wasnt the only one who thought dashie was gone live to be 103
I thought I was having a stroke when he started talking about the turtles lol
Dash is extremely smart he’s just a nutcase for the viewers :p
@@itzjacob6460 absolutely if anyone goes back to his past skits he shows a lot of creativity and intelligence
Sksksksksksksks save the turtles
Yeh I’ve been watching Dashie for years and he is extremely smart. He’s just a goof ball which is why I watch him lol
what does he say at 15:11 ??
At 2:00 satan was able to predict the future
victor belber facts 😭
trial and error levels the epitome of hot garbage...
Agreed. It just makes the player miserable to the point where it isn’t even enjoyable for anyone involved.
Kjartan Pétur Víglundsson no they aren’t
Threep! Take a polar bear, then take another one. Congratulations, you are now bipolar.
This threep was as flat as the creativity of most fans.
Nice one
Bipolar Bear, isn't it?
I deleted my joke because it was that stupid... My apologies
THREEP!! Take that shit, go celebrate New Years, *YOU'RE ONE SECOND OLDER, REST IN PEACE*
Why does he look up at heaven when hes talking to the devil 😂
I guess it was funny at the start of the last level, but by the end i was just annoyed to be honest.
Kyron Cazot yeah true
Especially when they made him go from the very beginning. I was just straight up pissed
Me: *notices the video is a hour long*
Oh my...
I just noticed this video is an hour long when I read your comment.
I saw before I clicked on it wtf lmao
I thought he did a four level run
@@frizzy2197 lmao really?
Then you realize your wearing headphones
23:54
LOOOOOOL
I almost chocked I laughed so hard
Threep!
Give your girlfriend an IPhone
Now break up with her
You now have an IPhone ex!
😶
L
💀💀
I think Dashie said this before
L
Who’s ready for Dashie 2020?! 🚨
Bitch hell yeah im ready to beat donkeys ass
I can't imagine a more heartlessly twisted level. That troll right at the end before the finish would have made me throw my controller.
Dashie, I just wanna let you know that your videos always make my day without fail. It can be real rough dealing with daily life but coming home and laughing my ass off at your videos makes everything worth it. Thanks for everything that you do!!
"Beacause the Sun is a star. I looked it up."
(2:51) Dashie 2019
32:07 Little does Dashie know that Ramo has dev exits in every single ones of his levels
Bro that scream at 22:47 caught me off guard 💀💀💀💀 highest I’ve ever heard his voice get
You know there's a dev exit when those clams fall down at the start of the level.
Thats right now say my name
Emperor Augustus
I just realized he lowkey predicted 2020 at 1:55
18:42 for the cinematic dealf backflip.
The last “TEENA” (Tina) ever😭😭
twenty twentina
She'll still get mentioned
Nobody:
Nickelodeon Intros: 2:11
Threep!
Learn Latin,teach it to TINA!
Congratulations you now have LaTina!!!..get it....I'll stop!!!
I like that! 😂🙏🏾
Thats a good one I like it
Ain’t that creative? 😂
This one is good
This was sso good
“Dash through dat like button fa ya boy” I think that’s pretty good🤷🏾♂️
I like it
Im just glad Dashie made it through 2020 and 2021
Everytime dashie says "ok here we go" it triggers my Google assistant 😂😂ffs
Dude!! It literally did that to my Google home 😂💀
delete this before he notices and does it on purpous
Lmao that dramatic death has me dead 💀🤣
Gamer DreamER facts 💀🤣
The reset checkpoint to make him grind the whole level again is just cold xD
Dashi doesn’t seem like him self he seem more sad
THREEP*
Take that shitt give it to dashie, maybe he'll remember how to use his imagination and makeup his own threeps again cuz those were funny as hell
Matt101Vgettio I agree
i'm very happy you started with "TAKE THAT SHIT" because i haven't heard one of those in a very long time
I loved "take that sh*t..." Those were the best ones. The ones we create are just puns and sh*t.
"Take that sh*t, eat it, CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR DIGUH GONNA BE ABOUT DIS LOONG"
"Take that sh*t and give it to GameStop, CONGRATULATIONS, IT'S STILL WORTH 1 DOLLAR"
I remember so many of them...
Man that’s the most i miss from these gameplays...
@@kalcool1266 the vitamins one is still my favourite 😂😂🤣🤣
little did he know, he did kinda predict something horrendous would happen in 2020
Happy New years to everybody in the comments
Thanks
darron carter it’s December... lmao
There’s still like 3 days left.
Thanks
Never in my life have I seen somebody that actually has one of those creator stickers
This is the last episode of 2019 is what he said in his intro lol
5:46 the plot of Footloose explained by Dashie
Dashie: Give ya boy a challonge!
Creators: DID YOU SAY TROLLS M8?!
At the beginning intro when he had a stroke he said. THIS IS THE LAST EP IN 2019...... 0:15
"... in 2019" dingus