STINGY:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said... your mom counted it 😂 2. CONFUSION:- Is when you steal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂 3. SHOCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone🙄 4. CAUSE TROUBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call with your China phone: "Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has disappeared😂🏃 5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been punished by a soldier and you climbed ur bike and shout "Thunder fire you" and then, your bike refuses to start🙄😂 6. KASALA DON BURST:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "please make it spicy" 🙄😳 7. WITCHCRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😂 8. HEART ATTACK:- Is when your girlfriend is pregnant and your wife is pregnant 😫😂😂😂😂😂 💃. 9 😁 Dating a jealous Man is very risky, he can even look at your phone calendar and... ask you "who's AUGUST"?😂😂😂 9. Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was, after guessing for 5 mins, I removed his hands and I saw a mad man... Jesuuuuus, come and see temple run😫😫😫 10. Some guys don't go to church for blessings, they go to church to see Blessing, Joy, Happiness, and Glory 😂😂😂 11 .Most Nigeria policemen failed in English, they'll be like Hey Shut Up You're Not My Friend, My Friend 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 12 . Sis, because he sounds like a lion when praying doesn't mean he is a responsible man. Not all lions are from the tribe of JUDAH.😁😂 13. She got mad at you. Allow her hit your chest. Let her throw objects/things at you Then walk slowly towards her and hold her hands softly, then whisper into her ears "Baby if you spoil anything inside this house you will pay for it.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 14. Some guys will be wearing dark sunglasses to church den start blaming God wen dey end up as welders😹😹😂 15. Women and Gossip Women will always be women. You can't take away gossip from them. Even when they are pastors, they be like: "LET'S REMEMBER SISTER AMAKA IN PRAYERS, SHE HAS HIV." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 (By the way I’m also a small UA-camr looking for your support) just wanna spread positivity ❤………. Please subscribe to my UA-cam channel Thanks.
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God bless u father i kick up with your jokes in 2010 and u have been a great blessing in my life
I was just randomly thinking and his jokes crossed my mind, I just had to look him up. Good old days.
Very intelligent and hilarious 😂
Extremely raw talent... Aboki you more than gifted!
I celebrate you Mr. Femi a.k.a Aboki 4 Christ (my primary school teacher that year). A funny and clean joke you have here. More grace sir!!!
Lovely performance, very clean and hilarious jokes for the family to enjoy.
I wan chop charcoal got me rolling on the floor😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
Aboki! More anointing. You are too good .Your kind of comedy is scripturally dimentional
This is real comedy , I respect this aboki
This is raw talent…keep it up bro. with one love from US.
This guy na best comedian of the year 2022
Funny enough stammerers don't stammer while singing 😂
Wow his jokes was well presented lovely
I just saw my main man. P.K.O
Wow this was lit.
Aboki you have always been on of my best. After Okey Bakassi
Where have you been for this past years.
U are welcome back
Applause 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I Love this so much Aboki4christ... wow.
I think you should do more of the scriptural comedy... this is so fascinating.....
This is amaze, Aboki for Christ is funny, a very good comedian, I love his comedy any day any time
God bless you sir! you re too funny, keep it up.
Hilarious 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This guy too good abegiii
Oh my goodness,🤣 Aboki 4 Christ gat me rolling on the floor with laughter🤣😂😅
My manb abokí for priest
Guy too good 👍
Pure talent oh
Amazing
Informative comedian
I'm wowed.... very very hilarious, plus the scriptures, you're too good
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The Guy is Fire 🔥!
So so Good
Energy Energy Energy!!!
Top notch comedy 😂😂😂😂
This is hilarious!!!
Nice one sir... More anointing sir
Eku ole oo 😂
I don laugh tire😂😂😂😂😂😂
Awesome.... Nice one
Real funnyyy
You are more than a comedy 😅
🤣🤣 you know this
I first heard this joke on stammerer who want to sing in church from Seyi Law
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lol
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HE IS SO GOOD
😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Love it
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STINGY:- Is when
someone asks you
for salt and you said...
your mom counted it 😂
2. CONFUSION:- Is when you steal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂
3. SHOCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone🙄
4. CAUSE TROUBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call with your China phone:
"Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has disappeared😂🏃
5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been punished by a soldier and you climbed ur bike and shout "Thunder fire you" and then, your bike refuses to start🙄😂
6. KASALA DON BURST:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "please make it spicy" 🙄😳
7. WITCHCRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😂
8. HEART ATTACK:- Is when your girlfriend is pregnant and your wife is pregnant 😫😂😂😂😂😂
💃.
9 😁 Dating a jealous Man is
very risky, he can even look at
your phone calendar and...
ask you "who's AUGUST"?😂😂😂
9. Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was, after guessing for 5 mins, I removed his hands and I saw a mad man...
Jesuuuuus, come and see temple run😫😫😫
10. Some guys don't go to church for blessings, they go to church to see Blessing, Joy, Happiness, and Glory 😂😂😂
11 .Most Nigeria policemen failed in English, they'll be like
Hey Shut Up You're Not My Friend, My Friend
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
12 . Sis, because he sounds like a lion when praying doesn't mean he is a responsible man. Not all lions are from the tribe of JUDAH.😁😂
13. She got mad at you.
Allow her hit your chest.
Let her throw objects/things at you
Then walk slowly towards her and hold her hands softly, then whisper into her ears "Baby if you spoil anything inside this house you will pay for it.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
14. Some guys will be wearing dark sunglasses to church den start blaming God wen dey end up as welders😹😹😂
15. Women and Gossip
Women will always be women. You can't take away gossip from them. Even when they are pastors, they be like: "LET'S REMEMBER SISTER AMAKA IN PRAYERS, SHE HAS HIV."
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
(By the way I’m also a small UA-camr looking for your support)
just wanna spread positivity ❤……….
Please subscribe to my UA-cam channel
Thanks.
You nor dey tire, one post everywhere. You get mind ooooo
@@alobroscomedy9686 Please can you explain what you have done for yourself apart from watching UA-cam videos and reading comments, anyway when your problem is bigger than the joke, the joke becomes a problem. 😂😂😂😂
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Only fools seat to hear this nonsense
You're the fool because without listen and watch him you won't comment here, by listen and commenting you are big fool and nonsense
Stop advertising your ignorance. You're the greatest fool ever. Be guided
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