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  • @emilyanne1562
    @emilyanne1562 5 років тому +7394

    One train driver said in an announcement "We are now arriving at our next stop, please make sure you take all your baggage with you. That includes your emotional baggage!"

    • @MyNewEra2012
      @MyNewEra2012 5 років тому +63

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Eliteerin
      @Eliteerin 4 роки тому +155

      I remember I had one who mentioned not forgetting children, umbrellas

    • @mint7442
      @mint7442 3 роки тому +112

      Me accidentally forgetting my traumas like “oh bloody ‘el, I’ll be darned if I’m expected to hunt that down but dear Mrs Hudson my therapist will sorely miss it at our next tea”

    • @erika89765
      @erika89765 3 роки тому

      KABDKDBJD BAHAHAHA

    • @xjan5647
      @xjan5647 3 роки тому

      lmao

  • @KoldPhaze
    @KoldPhaze 3 роки тому +20868

    A guide on the tourist bus in Ireland once said "Please visit again, we may hate each other but we love tourists"

    • @BakaTaco
      @BakaTaco 3 роки тому +826

      A good tour guide really makes the trip worthwhile!

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 3 роки тому +93

      LOL

    • @Elchan555
      @Elchan555 3 роки тому +229

      LOL ALRIGHT GONNA RUN TO IRELAND WHEN I CAN

    • @thebigcheese8715
      @thebigcheese8715 3 роки тому +80

      Accurate description

    • @MrHistory269
      @MrHistory269 3 роки тому +82

      DUDE LOL
      As a person from Hawai’i we desperately need a tour guide to say this routinely

  • @gurgy3
    @gurgy3 3 роки тому +26354

    “Good Evening, this is the pilot speaking. Tonight we are heading to Atlanta. If you are not going to Atlanta, then one of us is on the wrong plane.” Actual announcement.

    • @awesometanktornado3442
      @awesometanktornado3442 3 роки тому +640

      Awesome

    • @pisces2569
      @pisces2569 3 роки тому +2985

      My brother was once on a plane to London, Canada. The pilot decided to be funny and announced they were on the plane to London, England. My brother almost had a panic attack, but he laughed afterwards

    • @autumnleaf2976
      @autumnleaf2976 3 роки тому +777

      Imagine the pilot made the same announcement, but the plane was actually supposed to go to Washington..

    • @Video_Radio
      @Video_Radio 3 роки тому +357

      @@pisces2569 I thought London was in England, or is there two Londons???

    • @pisces2569
      @pisces2569 3 роки тому +1171

      @@Video_Radio there’s a London in England and a London in Canada, and a quick google search tells me there are 29 Londons around the world

  • @davecardboard9567
    @davecardboard9567 3 роки тому +806

    Heard on London Underground:
    "Sorry for the delay to your journey, I'm sure you are all anxious to get home and start your weekend. Unless you are married to my ex-wife, in which case you probably want to alight here, cross over to the other platform and head back into London."

    • @wernerderchamp
      @wernerderchamp 3 роки тому +119

      "Dear ladies and gentleman, this is a train and not an advent calendar. You may therefore open all doors at once and not just one."

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter 3 роки тому +11

      @@wernerderchamp 😂😂😂

    • @RGWUltraFan
      @RGWUltraFan 2 роки тому +2

      @@wernerderchamp lol-

  • @hull5697
    @hull5697 5 років тому +18998

    When I visited London once a train driver said. "If you see someone doing something suspicious, such as smiling, please report them to the crew"

    • @shoot_the_glass5654
      @shoot_the_glass5654 4 роки тому +541

      Well no wonder its full of miserable f......ers

    • @class317
      @class317 4 роки тому +360

      Jonn1111 hey it’s just a joke...

    • @goombacraft
      @goombacraft 3 роки тому +507

      bloody southerners

    • @zenithkaijaou4182
      @zenithkaijaou4182 3 роки тому +521

      @@goombacraft bloody northerners

    • @carl48uk
      @carl48uk 3 роки тому +479

      @@zenithkaijaou4182 Hey everyone what about us midlanders then,? Never get a bleedin mention..

  • @Ihaveaspartanlaser
    @Ihaveaspartanlaser 7 років тому +5315

    I was on a train once and the conductor said: "we will shortly be arriving at Exeter St David's, if you are leaving any personal items behind on the train then ensure they are of high value and by that I mean monetary or caloric as I am partial to a nice donught or brownie" love that guy

    • @DTronicsUK
      @DTronicsUK 7 років тому +17

      you live near exeter??? i do lol (well in exeter lol)

    • @demiRaziel
      @demiRaziel 7 років тому +19

      jeffrey powell a shame i never met that conductor on my trips to Plymouth XD

    • @retrodisaster7039
      @retrodisaster7039 7 років тому +4

      lmao I live near Exeter too

    • @pineapplehead2547
      @pineapplehead2547 5 років тому +1

      Hahahaaa!!!

    • @jackrose3542
      @jackrose3542 5 років тому +4

      Oof that’s not how anyone spells doughnut/donut

  • @ygts
    @ygts 3 роки тому +54908

    Friend of my sister was once in a train that stopped working. Guy said "I've got good and bad news. The bad news is all engines have shut off. The good news is you're not in an airplane"

    • @fabienneroure9995
      @fabienneroure9995 3 роки тому +1397

      Ygts LOL 😆😂😅👍 very witty!😅

    • @w1swh1
      @w1swh1 3 роки тому +703

      Now I do like that one ygts!!!! Classic!

    • @blackcountryme
      @blackcountryme 3 роки тому +1759

      The worst one I heard was a mate going to see iron maiden at the NEC arena in Birmingham, it said "We are stopped due to a red light, but the express is approaching from behind, so we are going to go through it so the express doesn't hit us" I'd say Iron maiden couldn't make that night more exciting!

    • @nickspencerfishingrodd2383
      @nickspencerfishingrodd2383 3 роки тому +70

      lmao

    • @itsjemmabond
      @itsjemmabond 3 роки тому +41

      LOL

  • @explodedgames984
    @explodedgames984 3 роки тому +1149

    My train was reported with a 12 minute delay on the official schedule, upon approaching the station the driver announced that we had actually arrived on time due to his "Formula 1 driving" and proceeded to call himself "Max Verstappen" cause he was Dutch. Gotta love it

    • @SiveenO
      @SiveenO 2 роки тому +1

      I bet not having the engine blow up on him helped quite a bit, eh?

    • @thanos7536
      @thanos7536 2 роки тому +26

      Max max max, super max

    • @carbon1255
      @carbon1255 2 роки тому +13

      Shame its one way, could've asked him to pedal harder.

    • @Escap1st7
      @Escap1st7 2 роки тому +6

      I'll take things that never happened for 500

    • @BossySwan
      @BossySwan Рік тому +11

      Max Railcrashen

  • @winterchill365
    @winterchill365 3 роки тому +18825

    Ngl but the "WOOOOOOOoooooo" part caught me off guard. Had me burst laughing.

  • @KC-cr9ew
    @KC-cr9ew 5 років тому +10304

    I was once on a plane and the pilot said “I just want you to know that it is my birthday today, presents will be greatly appreciated. What won’t be appreciated is people clapping after we land because most of our journey is due to autopilot.”

    • @ericaploof998
      @ericaploof998 5 років тому +376

      Lmao I love it

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 5 років тому +69

      Not how it works but okay

    • @knox1392
      @knox1392 5 років тому +433

      @Ferdian Zulfa C.K. Yeah usually people clap after the plane lands. Not always though.

    • @p_eabean
      @p_eabean 5 років тому +304

      I just clap depending on how smooth the landing was lol

    • @user-rc7oz6th2f
      @user-rc7oz6th2f 5 років тому +59

      @Ferdian Zulfa C.K. only in us lol

  • @mysticmarshmallow7581
    @mysticmarshmallow7581 6 років тому +16070

    One time on a very bumpy plane ride, the pilot said after like a crap ton of turbulence “Ya like rollercoasters?”

  • @wadelowther2993
    @wadelowther2993 3 роки тому +1713

    I asked a stewardess whether it was safer sat at the front or back of a plane. She said that one of the benefits of flying cattle class at the back was that if the plane crashed, the impact would be cushioned by the posh folk upfront in first class and the added advantage was that very few planes ever Reverse into mountains, or into the sea.

    • @annhans3535
      @annhans3535 2 роки тому +32

      That's good to know.🤣

    • @icturner23
      @icturner23 2 роки тому +46

      Well, obvs. I always sit near the tail when I have the choice for exactly that reason (or over the wings, where the fuselage is stronger). Planes don’t crash backwards.

    • @carbon1255
      @carbon1255 2 роки тому +72

      The actual answer depends on the nature of the incident unfortunately. In the back you get it in a tail strike, over the wings is the only part that won't break off, and first class get ahead in the queue at the pearly gates while your mangled body spends two hours slowly bleeding to death.

    • @carbon1255
      @carbon1255 2 роки тому +46

      @@icturner23 Near the tail increases your likelihood to die in minor incidents like a tail strike on takeoff. Over the wings is the area that doesn't tear off, but that can be for the better or worse. You ARE sat on a fuel tank if over the wings, and at risk of fan blade separation making an unplanned entry into the side of the aircraft.
      Considering these things happen a lot more frequently than air crashes it is an interesting dilemma. Fires are a greater threat to the rear of the aircraft also. Front gear failure a greater threat to the extreme ends.

    • @sirmounted8499
      @sirmounted8499 2 роки тому +41

      I only ask for a window seat so I can get to enjoy the nice visuals as we are nosediving into the earth

  • @drae
    @drae 9 років тому +34610

    Get this guy on Radio

    • @soupiestpanda9991
      @soupiestpanda9991 9 років тому +298

      What are you doing here Drae?

    • @ironic2468
      @ironic2468 9 років тому +182

      WooooOOooo Dreagast....

    • @_--Reaper--_
      @_--Reaper--_ 9 років тому +87

      +Soupiest Panda99 He was watching a video

    • @dshvd2410
      @dshvd2410 9 років тому +53

      Holy shot, look who we have here

    • @graysonhardy2139
      @graysonhardy2139 9 років тому +30

      Hey what's up man funny seeing you here

  • @stunningandbrave7475
    @stunningandbrave7475 6 років тому +41323

    I once had a pilot say he was fresh out of pilot school and once he figures out what these buttons do hopefully we’ll be in the air.

    • @xxx9edgelord6xxx81
      @xxx9edgelord6xxx81 6 років тому +3672

      Imagine if that were true....

    • @oandgw
      @oandgw 5 років тому +2764

      @@Commander167 Jesus christ calm down, the pilot was joking.

    • @Commander167
      @Commander167 5 років тому +432

      SuitedBadge401 yes but he is lying. No professional airline pilot would say that.

    • @chrispham6599
      @chrispham6599 5 років тому +1480

      Steven Wilding r/whoosh

    • @oandgw
      @oandgw 5 років тому +1019

      @@Commander167 Then take a joke, will ya?

  • @tealwashablemarker8886
    @tealwashablemarker8886 5 років тому +34111

    The WoooOOOOoooo felt like an impulse decision and honestly it’s one of the greatest things I’ve ever been close to witnessing, if not the only.

    • @seahawk193
      @seahawk193 5 років тому +168

      Can I just say, I love your profile picture so much.

    • @icantthinkofagoodusername.9105
      @icantthinkofagoodusername.9105 5 років тому +78

      •Lisa Simpson• I was literally about to comment that XD I saw the SQUIP and I’m a trash Fangirl for bmc so I’m over heere dying now

    • @beastsgaming223
      @beastsgaming223 5 років тому +78

      WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[O

    • @lushstore3577
      @lushstore3577 5 років тому +13

      •Lisa Simpson• same here

    • @floris794
      @floris794 5 років тому +8

      That'll nothing new for that person

  • @Daedalus-BC308
    @Daedalus-BC308 3 роки тому +600

    The first ever time I went to the UK, I was on the Gatwick airport express train on route to London and they had some schedule mishap that caused a much slower train that was in front of us to slow us down.
    Every single time we slowed down, the guy on the speaker would crack jokes and be all positive about it like "Well we're slowing down once again but at least there are some cows to look at on the right."
    Best first impression I have ever had about something ever.

    • @bawenn
      @bawenn Рік тому +4

      Sounds like you came across Jonathan Louis

  • @panpan1287
    @panpan1287 3 роки тому +49233

    This dude either loves or hates his job
    There's no in between

    • @4kVoiid
      @4kVoiid 3 роки тому +553

      Fr

    • @Ice.muffin
      @Ice.muffin 3 роки тому +366

      Smart panda!

    • @rfl8359
      @rfl8359 3 роки тому +225

      @@Adam-nz3ix took the words right out of my mouth.. or fingers?

    • @xaiano794
      @xaiano794 3 роки тому +1075

      As a train driver I can tell you he loves it.

    • @checcmac8693
      @checcmac8693 3 роки тому +86

      I found panda and the CCP want to know my location

  • @imlivingunderyourbed7845
    @imlivingunderyourbed7845 6 років тому +16491

    They don't pay him enough

    • @blitzkrieg7353
      @blitzkrieg7353 6 років тому +45

      i see you in ddlc videos lol

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 6 років тому +304

      He's most likely bored and want's to hear the passenger's laughs.

    • @tadashiyamaguchi5446
      @tadashiyamaguchi5446 6 років тому +102

      RAISE HIS PAY

    • @emily5062
      @emily5062 6 років тому +66

      They pay him a fair amount for the work he does

    • @thattimelord
      @thattimelord 6 років тому +1

      Ikr

  • @appletea9344
    @appletea9344 3 роки тому +18504

    “Good evening passengers, this is your pilot speaking, we’re right now going in the Atlantic ocean, i mean going above the Atlantic ocean”

    • @hellooo8539
      @hellooo8539 3 роки тому +119

      @PeakApex dark…

    • @clientcomun1958
      @clientcomun1958 3 роки тому +303

      @PeakApex i rate this 9 out of 11

    • @cjdziesiuta1995
      @cjdziesiuta1995 3 роки тому +71

      That.... is actually something I can see myself genuinely accidentally saying

    • @MrShaiya96
      @MrShaiya96 3 роки тому +17

      *sweating profusely*

    • @mittens71199
      @mittens71199 3 роки тому

      Lol we almost have the same username

  • @taylornotswift03
    @taylornotswift03 3 роки тому +663

    The fact they were already recording means this is either a regular thing or that this was going on for a lot longer than this.

    • @freddierhodes8201
      @freddierhodes8201 3 роки тому +123

      This is a fairly regular thing, this driver does it often enough that someone that makes this journey regularly would be filming

    • @avantelvsitania3359
      @avantelvsitania3359 3 роки тому +13

      I was searching for this comment. Congratulations

    • @arthurbarros5189
      @arthurbarros5189 2 роки тому +2

      You're pretty sherlocky today, sir

  • @qwertymonkee3737
    @qwertymonkee3737 8 років тому +2629

    *Turns all lights off* "WooOOOooo" *Turns lights back on* Lol epic driver

    • @ArcienPlaysGames
      @ArcienPlaysGames 7 років тому +43

      Holy shit, just noticed that now. I thought it was the camera guy holding his hand in front of the camera for a slight bit. That made it so much more hilarious.

    • @DaybreakPT
      @DaybreakPT 7 років тому +3

      Truly the Baby Driver of Trains!

    • @HardDuckman
      @HardDuckman 7 років тому

      Qwerty Monkee you used lol and epic in the same sentence. Why?

    • @MatiEP09
      @MatiEP09 3 роки тому +2

    • @GamingLiveEnt457PH
      @GamingLiveEnt457PH 3 роки тому

      Here in PH starts complaining oh there's more Double meaning kinda Green

  • @Conklin03
    @Conklin03 3 роки тому +14442

    This man could narrate the dictionary and I'd listen to all of it.

    • @Joe_Potts
      @Joe_Potts 3 роки тому +348

      "Disestablishmentarianism:
      Oh what the bloody 'ell is that?"

    • @dobotrobo436
      @dobotrobo436 3 роки тому +71

      @@Joe_Potts I love using that word very much! Nice and confusing.

    • @benmellor8191
      @benmellor8191 3 роки тому +7

      no you wouldnt

    • @joeyblox3709
      @joeyblox3709 3 роки тому +6

      @@Joe_Potts LOL

    • @JD_13
      @JD_13 3 роки тому +16

      The generated subtitles are more interesting. Mitcham becomes “bitching”

  • @SdoggaMan
    @SdoggaMan 7 років тому +13807

    I love the harmless fun this guy has. I wish more public transport was like this more often, and less awkward silence and disconnected was.

    • @jfalush
      @jfalush 6 років тому +4

      Sdogga Man like 500

    • @bdshke
      @bdshke 6 років тому +331

      We've got simillar bus driver here in Poland, Warsaw. He was forced to stop even though passangers and people on social media liked him very much. I hope this man from video didn't have any issues in job, for example for turning off lights :/

    • @samvimes2821
      @samvimes2821 6 років тому +5

      666th like

    • @TransitManJoe
      @TransitManJoe 6 років тому +8

      I ruined the 666 likes :p

    • @2011Azure
      @2011Azure 6 років тому +86

      @badoch The lights sometimes go out on a subway car when there are crossing tracks, which means a gap in the power rail.

  • @shibolinemress8913
    @shibolinemress8913 3 роки тому +718

    On a nearly empty flight from Philadelphia PA to Greenville SC a crewmember gave the following announcement: "Smoking is not permitted inside this or any of our aircraft. If you feel you must smoke, a flight attendant will be happy to escort you to one of our wings." 😁

    • @51stcenturygirl
      @51stcenturygirl 3 роки тому +5

      😂🤣

    • @ulrichkalber9039
      @ulrichkalber9039 2 роки тому +18

      because the wings are well enough ventilated so that smoking is not a problem.

    • @RGWUltraFan
      @RGWUltraFan 2 роки тому

      "you will die from this, as we are going fast"

    • @manoz6194
      @manoz6194 Рік тому +1

      I miss the days when we could smoke on planes

    • @corbeaudejugement
      @corbeaudejugement Рік тому

      @@manoz6194 mmm lung cancer

  • @kain3040
    @kain3040 6 років тому +15034

    Imagine someone deaf just sitting on that train wondering why everyone is laughing.
    And then the lights go out...

    • @ieatscousers6443
      @ieatscousers6443 6 років тому +336

      Kian Bahasadri
      How would you hear them laughing

    • @secretiveplotter1474
      @secretiveplotter1474 6 років тому +1935

      Crumpet Snail You’re deaf not blind, you can see people laughing.

    • @kain3040
      @kain3040 6 років тому +206

      Yeah, I guess that makes sense, but it would still be kinda startling when the lights go out. xd

    • @ieatscousers6443
      @ieatscousers6443 6 років тому +69

      Aeron Fritz Juan
      They could be screaming tho

    • @Asdayasman
      @Asdayasman 6 років тому +494

      Dumbass there were subtitles, deaf people would have got it too.

  • @PANCAKEMINEZZ
    @PANCAKEMINEZZ 3 роки тому +26491

    This is like an Easter egg dialogue in a game you get to hear if you stay on the train past the point where you're supposed to get off.

  • @theunholyviper
    @theunholyviper 5 років тому +7904

    Roses r red
    Violets r blue
    The lights went out
    WOOOOO

    • @bread6509
      @bread6509 5 років тому +158

      No, it's WOOooOoOO

    • @theunholyviper
      @theunholyviper 5 років тому +55

      @@bread6509 WOOoooooOO

    • @poopy5101
      @poopy5101 5 років тому +37

      Its stupid but why did I chuckle at this 😂

    • @theunholyviper
      @theunholyviper 5 років тому +5

      @@poopy5101 😂

    • @bread6509
      @bread6509 5 років тому +19

      TheUnholyViper W̸͟͞o̸͟͞o̸͟͞O̸͟͞O̸͟͞o̸͟͞O̸͟͞o̸͟͞o̸͟͞

  • @addison1024
    @addison1024 2 роки тому +463

    My dad has told me a story about one time when he was on a plane flight going somewhere (he never said where, or I never remembered it). The landing was really rough, with the plane getting bounced around a lot and whatnot. Once the plane stopped, someone got on the intercom and said something to the effect of, "Hey Everybody, sorry about that landing, but that was pretty good for his first time!"

    • @pulkitsukhija
      @pulkitsukhija 2 роки тому +11

      Bet he was coming back with the milk

    • @RGWUltraFan
      @RGWUltraFan 2 роки тому +1

      @@pulkitsukhija after 10 years

    • @pulkitsukhija
      @pulkitsukhija 2 роки тому

      @@RGWUltraFan true

    • @angwypengwy
      @angwypengwy 2 роки тому

      And then Robert B. Wilde music comes in

    • @DeadRaymanWalking
      @DeadRaymanWalking Рік тому +3

      I remember seeing videos on UA-cam where a Southwest flight lands somewhere (possibly more than a few times), and when the plane finally touches down on the ground, the flight attendant comes on the PA and says, "Ladies and gentlemen, it was a rough landing, but it wasn't the plane's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it was the asphalt!" (get it?)

  • @isiffrin
    @isiffrin 3 роки тому +7032

    i love how he added in all the necessary information hes required to give yet still manages to easily slip in some laughs

    • @Robyamdam
      @Robyamdam 3 роки тому +1

      U play soul knight?

    • @isiffrin
      @isiffrin 3 роки тому +2

      @@Robyamdam not at the moment, waiting for the online version to go global

    • @TheRatlord74
      @TheRatlord74 3 роки тому +24

      The funny part is, that he is not actually required to give any information.

    • @jerecakes1
      @jerecakes1 3 роки тому +2

      soul knight as in, the mobile game rougelite made by ChillyRoom?

    • @Amarianee
      @Amarianee 3 роки тому +9

      It reminds me of The Jungle Cruise at Disneyland, "watch your step, and watch your head, and if you miss your step and hit your head, watch your language. There are children." Creative liberties threaded into important announcements always makes a journey more enjoyable.

  • @wickandde
    @wickandde 5 років тому +1906

    My anesthesiologist told me it was his first day on the job but I fell asleep before I could respond with panic.

    • @MiGujack3
      @MiGujack3 3 роки тому +221

      @Mekal Covic Well, It's not like doctors get experience out of thin air.

    • @bunnyhop9584
      @bunnyhop9584 3 роки тому +15

      @@MiGujack3 haha, well said friend!

    • @LN-pz5ou
      @LN-pz5ou 3 роки тому +12

      @Mekal Covic so many doctors do that when being out on anesthesia🤷‍♀️ I’m heard way worse lol, literally pretty much all of them are a joke and if they weren’t they wouldn’t have the job so

    • @fogofwaroneverest240
      @fogofwaroneverest240 3 роки тому +63

      @@MiGujack3 of course not, they have to kill patients to gain experience. How else will they get their skill points?

    • @sadgurlpodcast___7692
      @sadgurlpodcast___7692 3 роки тому

      @@MiGujack3 Truth

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 3 роки тому +5848

    "The next stop is coming up shortly. Or at least it should be. If it isn't, we're lost. Which is going to be very confusing, as we've only been using the one track.
    *"You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) by Dead or Alive" starts playing*

    • @nitromenoob
      @nitromenoob 3 роки тому +85

      There was a website about spinning meat that I vaguely remember, featuring that song

    • @thereseemstobeenanerror1219
      @thereseemstobeenanerror1219 3 роки тому +49

      @@nitromenoob
      Do... do you mean *that* website?

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 3 роки тому +23

      @@thereseemstobeenanerror1219 I have heard of it, but I've never gone and looked for it

    • @rezeldevezel7047
      @rezeldevezel7047 3 роки тому +13

      @@JetFalcon710 the website....... i remember going on it years ago..... i still remember what its called

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 роки тому +8

      @@nitromenoob oh so that's where it...
      Never mind

  • @NotJoeDad
    @NotJoeDad 3 роки тому +113

    I like how he tells people they can sleep on the train and immediately scares them with a ghost noise

  • @junting605
    @junting605 5 років тому +5184

    I wish all drivers and pilots were like this entertaining.

    • @kaya5168
      @kaya5168 5 років тому +68

      Belive me no one would want pilots like this,people are already scared of flying and i am pretty sure everyone wants to feel professionalism from pilots instead of sense of humour

    • @junting605
      @junting605 5 років тому +103

      @@kaya5168 Well, for the people who aren't scared of flying, it's better.

    • @lillidaisyASMR
      @lillidaisyASMR 5 років тому +74

      Kaya it might actually help people relax tbh I hate flying and terrified of accident death- this would actually really help me.. I use humour to cope a lot so..

    • @junting605
      @junting605 5 років тому +8

      @@lillidaisyASMR YEs

    • @gabistef2799
      @gabistef2799 5 років тому +5

      @@lillidaisyASMR it would help me as well tho I'm terrified of heights.

  • @xantalr1666
    @xantalr1666 5 років тому +17611

    I remember when before a fight to Egypt, on the runway, the pilot said: "Don't worry guys, I've played many Flight Simulators before" and everyone started giggling 😂

    • @ericaploof998
      @ericaploof998 5 років тому +574

      Best thing I've read all day

    • @gendomug3676
      @gendomug3676 5 років тому +1374

      Let me guess, you were going to Egypt to defeat a 100 year old vampire with your punching ghost?

    • @sideshowspook133
      @sideshowspook133 5 років тому +604

      Who did you go to fight in Egypt did you win pal

    • @xantalr1666
      @xantalr1666 5 років тому +335

      @@sideshowspook133 Sorry, I meant 'flight'. One taxi driver was a bit cheeky though so i had to make him conscious a bit

    • @briourbi1058
      @briourbi1058 5 років тому +309

      @@gendomug3676 When I read "Egypt" I was like "who's gonna make the Jojo reference"

  • @evan
    @evan 9 років тому +24301

    Guys like this make the excruciating 2 hour delays slightly more bearable :')

  • @kevinkerkhoff6670
    @kevinkerkhoff6670 2 роки тому +60

    Was on a train to Munich, when there was an announcement. "Dear passengers, I am happy to announce that if you look out of the left side of the train you will see a rainbow."
    Just lovely

  • @elizabethpemberton8445
    @elizabethpemberton8445 3 роки тому +13540

    I had a pilot announce “You’re flying with Captain Funk tonight...” and I was intrigued by the possibilities. Sadly, it appeared that was just his name. No funk ensued.

  • @hanro50
    @hanro50 6 років тому +22739

    Once I flew in a plane...
    The pilot said on landing:
    "I would like to thank our most hardworking member"
    "Autopilot"

    • @hanro50
      @hanro50 6 років тому +460

      @@dfgewrzdf
      Yes

    • @GasolineProductions
      @GasolineProductions 6 років тому +379

      Hanro50 I wish that was my flight

    • @hanro50
      @hanro50 6 років тому +207

      @@GasolineProductions
      It was a Kulula flight from Johannesburg to George (South Africa)

    • @tadashiyamaguchi5446
      @tadashiyamaguchi5446 6 років тому +148

      Get me a ticket

    • @NoName-uy2hr
      @NoName-uy2hr 6 років тому +586

      once i was flying, after the landing the pilot said:
      please remain seated and don't stand up, i bet you won't be faster at the gate then us

  • @goosemanVEVO
    @goosemanVEVO 6 років тому +3504

    Sounds like he's had a long night and his shift is nearly over. Poor guy. We'll let him have his fun.

    • @7snowdog
      @7snowdog 6 років тому +111

      That's what i thought :) but i love how he decided to share his joy of almost going home with others.

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 6 років тому +50

      @@7snowdog or talking to avoid falling asleep

    • @ScottishPEACEguy
      @ScottishPEACEguy 5 років тому +15

      You'll let him have his fun?😂😂😂 Aye ok then.

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 5 років тому +7

      I love the serious announcement of "We are out of Ferraro Roche"

    • @muchotexto4248
      @muchotexto4248 3 роки тому +2

      @@wordzmyth And that the ambassador personally apologized for this unforgivable unconveniance

  • @CaylexT
    @CaylexT 2 роки тому +92

    The fact that he still included all the relevant train information throughout is just amazing. A true professional

    • @straightpipediesel
      @straightpipediesel Рік тому +5

      Route and next stop is required by laws for blind people, so that's one thing he can't skip.

  • @whisperer30
    @whisperer30 5 років тому +3462

    LMAO THE “WOOoOOooOoOOO” PART WHERE HE TURNS OFF THE LIGHTS IM DEADDDD

    • @LifelikeRylie
      @LifelikeRylie 3 роки тому +7

      Eh

    • @warmmafura
      @warmmafura 3 роки тому +117

      Happens quite a lot in trains and tube lights shut off randomly because passing through certain junction/tunnel
      The driver knows his route really well and times it perfectly with woo
      Which made it even more brilliant

    • @sedentarycub5775
      @sedentarycub5775 3 роки тому +15

      He did it on purpose and it was funny tho

    • @onceupxn
      @onceupxn 3 роки тому +1

      LMAO IT WAS GREAT

    • @shiningeditedmoon
      @shiningeditedmoon 3 роки тому

      Lol I was right at the moment when I read this

  • @trayolphia5756
    @trayolphia5756 3 роки тому +13408

    The prime example of someone who takes pleasure in life in general, and doesn’t let the rest of the world bring him down :)

  • @Honey-rp6zx
    @Honey-rp6zx 3 роки тому +15532

    I was on the way back for, a school trip to Venice on the plane and our teacher got the pilot to announce our homework for the next week. It was hilarious.

    • @coolwei1427
      @coolwei1427 3 роки тому +478

      Yooo 💀

    • @yorgr1465
      @yorgr1465 3 роки тому +78

      🤣

    • @LilyTheSmol
      @LilyTheSmol 3 роки тому +2011

      Imagine being someone not part of the class on the plane (I know that's unlikely but still), hearing a homework assignment, and your brain panicking for a bit before you remember you're an adult and don't go to school anymore.

    • @imxn1000
      @imxn1000 3 роки тому +32

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @bluejay6473
      @bluejay6473 3 роки тому +733

      @@LilyTheSmol and then you remember you go to college and it's actually worse now

  • @boahneelassmal
    @boahneelassmal 3 роки тому +131

    "You rang"
    "Yes, I'd like to report someone suspicious"
    "Okay, who would that be"
    "The driver"

  • @celesterogove
    @celesterogove 3 роки тому +8593

    I once had the person on the airplane say “everyone going to Disney world?” And everyone shouted “yes” except for one person who said “no, I’m going to universal studios!”

    • @celesterogove
      @celesterogove 3 роки тому +143

      wait wtf thanks for the likes what

    • @rockysandman5489
      @rockysandman5489 3 роки тому +442

      Universal is better though.

    • @SIyMarbo
      @SIyMarbo 3 роки тому +55

      @@rockysandman5489 true

    • @samwarren6008
      @samwarren6008 3 роки тому +85

      @@rockysandman5489 No, Action Park is way better than both.

    • @holczy0
      @holczy0 3 роки тому +94

      Fuck Disney

  • @thefactspherefromportal2740
    @thefactspherefromportal2740 5 років тому +4144

    Once on a plane, attendant went: "Please keep all your devices on airplane mode, if you're that one teenager that doesn't then shame on you."

    • @nathanielmiller5813
      @nathanielmiller5813 3 роки тому +68

      Please be with me, okay?

    • @thefactspherefromportal2740
      @thefactspherefromportal2740 3 роки тому +79

      what

    • @nathanielmiller5813
      @nathanielmiller5813 3 роки тому +82

      @@thefactspherefromportal2740 I love you dude

    • @faee0170
      @faee0170 3 роки тому +148

      As if your comment is one year old, but you are still responding just a few minutes after someone responded to it. Incredible😂

    • @erika89765
      @erika89765 3 роки тому +39

      @@faee0170 I had the same reaction 😭😂👏

  • @katamarankatamaranovich9986
    @katamarankatamaranovich9986 3 роки тому +10479

    There is a recording from Ukrainian airlines, where pilot in an extremely relaxed voice said: "Dear passengers, you traveling via Ukrainian Intercity Airlines, temperature outside you could feel when you were outside, temperature inside you feeling right about now. We might experience some turbulence, we wouldn't want that obviously, but it might happen. I hope I won't disappoint you on my second flight regardless. We can do without clapping after landing, can't hear a thing here anyway." Then he attempted to say the speech in English, but stumbled on the second word and just concluded with "... who am I even trying for? Let's fly already"

  • @losman4107
    @losman4107 3 роки тому +229

    At least I understand him. In NYC, they be like: *"incomprehensible mumbling"*

    • @Moonytoon1979
      @Moonytoon1979 3 роки тому +6

      Cause british English is charming obviously!

    • @kaasmeester5903
      @kaasmeester5903 3 роки тому +18

      In NYC I heard: "Clear the doors! If you won't clear the doors now the train will skip the next 3 stations"

    • @the_real_littlepinkhousefly
      @the_real_littlepinkhousefly 2 роки тому +1

      I spent a semester in London many years ago, lived off the Northern Line. Mornington Crescent was closed for repairs the whole semester. When the driver would announce the upcoming stations, he obviously was saying something about Mornington Crescent (that it was closed, that you should get off at Camden Town or whatever the closest station was, something), but that was the ONLY part of the sentence you could make out. The rest of it was, as you put it, incomprehensible mumbling. We never knew whether to blame it on the announcer or the speakers in the train, but it became a sort-of meme for those of us who were part of the program and lived in that area.

    • @lemmyspeaks
      @lemmyspeaks 7 місяців тому

      @@kaasmeester5903not nyc but The LiRR
      “Please remember to report any suspicious activity or characters to the staff, especially the ones that sit in the dark corners with a permanently locked grin on their faces”

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +5841

    the most British thing since Mr Bean
    Whatever they're paying this man, it could never be enough

  • @happiestaku6646
    @happiestaku6646 3 роки тому +7984

    This was an announcement on the plane from the pilot after we landed and everyone was starting to get up, "Please remain seated until we get to the terminal as if we have to stop suddenly you will be arriving at the terminal sooner then expected."

    • @yearlygymnast9865
      @yearlygymnast9865 3 роки тому +59

      O god yes!!

    • @fayeprime9631
      @fayeprime9631 3 роки тому +145

      Thats actually hilarious 😂

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 роки тому +147

      Oh, no, maybe it's because it's so early in the morning but I read your comment probably six times and I still don't understand. I'm going to swallow my pride and ask, could someone please explain it to me?
      Since the plane has already landed, wouldn't that mean that stopping suddenly would involve the plane stopping in the middle of the airport "parking lot" away from any terminal -- therefore causing you to arrive at the terminal later?
      For that matter, why would a bunch of people standing up be cause for the plane to stop suddenly? I think it's implying that the standers would be kicked off the plane, but that sounds awfully extreme. Plus, when someone is getting kicked off of a place, that always causes lots of confusion and delays while security is called, among other things. That just sounds like one more thing that would cause people to arrive at the terminal far LATER than expected.

    • @saitama9994
      @saitama9994 3 роки тому +485

      @@ArcanineEspeon haha, you sound clattered. Basically the pilot is suggesting that if the plane stops suddenly, those passengers will get thrown forwards due to the change in velocity and they would reach the terminal faster but not in the way they intended (they'd get thrown through the front of the plane). I've probably butchered it, but my explanation should get one or two of the cogs moving.

    • @w1swh1
      @w1swh1 3 роки тому +11

      Yes that's a good one

  • @glados3198
    @glados3198 3 роки тому +1693

    Once a train drive said before take off “if your baby starts crying, god help you. Because these people hate crying babies” I was like “uuuuhhhhh”

    • @sampetrie340
      @sampetrie340 3 роки тому +113

      Is this a British phrase that I haven’t heard before? Because in my culture, if a “train” is going to “take off”, there are problems ahead. ✈️

    • @bigbadgammagnome
      @bigbadgammagnome 3 роки тому +31

      @@sampetrie340 It's not a British phrase to my knowledge, unless the English are all taking off on their trains (I'm Scottish fyi)

    • @spynx3167
      @spynx3167 3 роки тому +2

      @@bigbadgammagnome it isn't and Scottish is British so don't know why you said English

    • @alexandergrey3765
      @alexandergrey3765 3 роки тому +13

      Might have been autocorrecting taking to take from taking. I know saying I'm about to take off would just be another way of saying heading out.

    • @therealbongos
      @therealbongos 3 роки тому +45

      @@sampetrie340 Nah mate, here in London we got flying trains

  • @SiljCBcnr
    @SiljCBcnr 3 роки тому +57

    I once was on a train which came to a halt in between cities.. After five minutes the driver made the announcement "I would very much like to tell you why we are stopped, but nobody's talking to me either". :-/

  • @DaveBartlett
    @DaveBartlett 3 роки тому +9464

    Actual announcement: "Unusually, we're arriving at our destination this evening, some twelve minutes early. We can only apologise for this, and hope it doesn't cause inconvenience to any of our passengers who were expecting to arrive several minutes late as is usual. Rest assured, the driver will be reprimanded for carrying out his duties in such a lax manner."

    • @allisonjames2923
      @allisonjames2923 3 роки тому +80

      Lol 😂

    • @w1swh1
      @w1swh1 3 роки тому +47

      Love it!!!

    • @LittleKitty22
      @LittleKitty22 3 роки тому +579

      About 20 years ago I worked in the ticket office at a train station. One day the manager came round and actually made me announce that the next train would be on time - because it was that rare!
      I then had passengers come into the ticket office checking whether they had heard right.

    • @ANerdFails
      @ANerdFails 3 роки тому +68

      Sums up the British railway nicely there 😂

    • @thedinogamer6062
      @thedinogamer6062 3 роки тому +96

      @@ANerdFails in India ur lucky if the train even arrives 😂

  • @idk-oe7tk
    @idk-oe7tk 5 років тому +4536

    I was on a plane and the pilot was blasting some Justin Bieber song and he was like "Y'all wanna go to Barbados? Put ya hand up if ya wanna go to Barbados" most ppl put their hand up (it was summer) and he said " Sorry but we gotta go to Italy" 😂

    • @jordinagel1184
      @jordinagel1184 3 роки тому +144

      Hey man, Italy is still pretty good

    • @BakaTaco
      @BakaTaco 3 роки тому +259

      "To anyone that just put their hand up... I can't see them, as I am currently flying a plane. Thank you."

    • @genshaw6794
      @genshaw6794 3 роки тому +27

      i just imagine the pilot having a cartoony pout on his face after being told to go to itally

    • @redsunrises8571
      @redsunrises8571 3 роки тому +9

      I'd rather go to Italy

    • @julyol119
      @julyol119 3 роки тому +2

      I'd really go about anywhere right now that isn't here.
      Nothing wrong with here, just too much of a good thing.

  • @Paguo
    @Paguo 5 років тому +1564

    This seems like a scene pulled straight out of Stanley Parable. Beautiful

    • @gabistef2799
      @gabistef2799 5 років тому +9

      Yep

    • @oscarmauriciogomez7769
      @oscarmauriciogomez7769 5 років тому +95

      "Clearly the passenger doesnt know how to follow directions, it's a wonder how he hasnt been fired of his job"

    • @milkandduckrailway323
      @milkandduckrailway323 5 років тому +54

      All of his passengers were gone. What could it mean?

    • @firesonic1010
      @firesonic1010 3 роки тому +24

      The driver does sound a lot like Kevan Brighting doesn't he?

    • @Hiroakiarai88
      @Hiroakiarai88 3 роки тому +3

      @@milkandduckrailway323 bruh that’s accurate

  • @itsjemmabond
    @itsjemmabond 3 роки тому +298

    There used to be another train driver who spoke with this really posh accent, he always got us laughing. He later left Southern for Gatwick, but he passed away early this year, and he was only 43. So sad 😞

  • @Septix
    @Septix 9 років тому +4903

    You can tell he likes he's job. Small things like that could brighten someone else's day on that train...

    • @leteutz
      @leteutz 9 років тому +46

      he is job? HIS job

    • @halfcab81
      @halfcab81 9 років тому +7

      My brain hurts

    • @thesixtywalrus
      @thesixtywalrus 9 років тому +48

      +Septix I think it gets to a point where you hate your job so much that you start behaving like such.

    • @NotRiger
      @NotRiger 9 років тому

      +halfcab81 mine melted

    • @ouient
      @ouient 9 років тому

      he's job wtf

  • @chebee9113
    @chebee9113 3 роки тому +10177

    I live round the same place in London as this train was, I've had a few memorable announcements like this! To be fair they were all mostly late at night, I think the driver was just trying to have some fun after the long day.

    • @stevegarnett6455
      @stevegarnett6455 3 роки тому +216

      After he's left Blackfriars, I think he gets a bit bored! (I live on the route too... )

    • @Floofypan
      @Floofypan 3 роки тому +53

      I see, a fellow Sky kid

    • @minionslayer
      @minionslayer 3 роки тому +43

      And all the more power to 'em.

    • @ninjagamer1359
      @ninjagamer1359 3 роки тому +83

      So when I visit the UK I should try to only take London trains at night

    • @pianoplaynight
      @pianoplaynight 3 роки тому +14

      To be unfair

  • @QueenMegaera
    @QueenMegaera 3 роки тому +2699

    Also heard in the UK (on the London tube): "when we say 'doors closing, stand away from the doors,' it does NOT mean 'please put your head in the doorway', it means GET AWAY FROM THE DOORS."

    • @maddiesmenagerie8853
      @maddiesmenagerie8853 3 роки тому +6

      Gotta see if we can perform a free public execution man

    • @egodreas
      @egodreas 3 роки тому +241

      In Stockholm, the announcement goes "Mind the doors. The doors are closing", after which they of course close the doors. But this one time I heard "mind the doors", then the doors suddenly closed, followed by "because I've already closed them". I always found that unreasonably funny.

    • @EskChan19
      @EskChan19 2 роки тому +36

      Thing is that the doors are curved inwards at the top. So if you stand right so that you are in the walkway and the doors close right in front of you(because the train is bustling during rush hour) and look down on your phone, you WILL still hit your head in the door when they close. I know that for... reasons...

    • @deejosh965
      @deejosh965 2 роки тому +6

      Isn't this video from the UK?

    • @clairehasan6839
      @clairehasan6839 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @__greG
    @__greG 3 роки тому +85

    There's a classic Hungarian joke going like this:
    * MÁV ANNOUNCING SOUND *
    "We'd like to inform you that the train arriving to Budapest-Keleti from Szeged will be late by 8 hours because the passangers push it slowly! Thank you! We do not return any of the tickets!"

  • @swegattyswooty9307
    @swegattyswooty9307 7 років тому +766

    This train driver doesn't belong on this planet ..
    His soul is too pure for this world ..

    • @tadashiyamaguchi5446
      @tadashiyamaguchi5446 6 років тому +1

      You deserve an applause

    • @sickofitall89
      @sickofitall89 6 років тому +1

      How do you know its a human? Maybe its a Robot or an Alien in disguise ?

    • @maya-zm6nn
      @maya-zm6nn 6 років тому +1

      sickofitall89 srsly

    • @viiperbiite
      @viiperbiite 6 років тому

      So...you want him to...Die?

  • @jar-jarbaenre959
    @jar-jarbaenre959 3 роки тому +7085

    I was on a plane and the pilot announced that a scorpion had been removed from the plane due to lack of a passport or any other form of identification. I would have been very confused if I hadn’t been the one who’d found said scorpion crawling up my leg.

  • @VictorKaiser
    @VictorKaiser 5 років тому +1687

    Few months ago I was on a bus where the driver kept singing out the names of each street we stopped at. Like straight up singing the words. "We're now arriving at BROADWAAAAAY~~YEAH~~"
    It was the best bus ride ever.

    • @MyNewEra2012
      @MyNewEra2012 5 років тому +7

      😍

    • @zarah1466
      @zarah1466 5 років тому +3

      * train *

    • @ian-hm6cx
      @ian-hm6cx 5 років тому +14

      Diamondz _xx !! nah he definitely said bus

    • @ericaploof998
      @ericaploof998 5 років тому +8

      @@zarah1466 smh

    • @vivianaacosta2714
      @vivianaacosta2714 5 років тому +6

      Hmmm... “you never see it cooming!” “We’re now arriving at broaaadway!”
      I see the resemblance...

  • @shibolinemress8913
    @shibolinemress8913 3 роки тому +68

    Once when I was on a tram the driver also began playing airline pilot and announcing each stop like: "Attention passengers, we are now in final approach to [next stop] Please remain seated until the vehicle has come to a complete stop. If you are connecting to another destination, please check the lighted display at the stop for departure times. If this is your final destination, we wish you a very pleasant day and thank you for riding Munich Tramways". That made all of us smile, and everyone thanked him as they got off. It certainly got my day off to a lovely start! 🙂

  • @brandonwoohoo
    @brandonwoohoo 8 років тому +6600

    My heart goes out to whoever was eating during the "Woooooooo" segment.

    • @liam7251
      @liam7251 7 років тому +80

      9/11

    • @nicholaslee5473
      @nicholaslee5473 7 років тому +150

      Brandon Wu I had a mouthful of spaghetti… HAD
      Now I have a nosefull

    • @rachelespinosa3500
      @rachelespinosa3500 7 років тому +3

      im eating pizza lol

    • @ouo897
      @ouo897 7 років тому +6

      Brandon Wu I choked on my cake 😂

    • @samiyakhan1316
      @samiyakhan1316 7 років тому +5

      Brandon Wu I choked on a sour sweet oww 😂😂

  • @DiamondButter
    @DiamondButter 6 років тому +2484

    It should cost extra to get on the same train as this guy because of the experience

    • @chipetteseatchips6024
      @chipetteseatchips6024 6 років тому +16

      Diamond Butter watch how the TFL actually implement extra charges as well 😂

    • @forjimmykimmel9269
      @forjimmykimmel9269 6 років тому +17

      The extra cost would be part of the joke

    • @xaiano794
      @xaiano794 6 років тому +3

      I bet tfl would love that

    • @causti9744
      @causti9744 6 років тому +1

      Would tip him

    • @yt-sh
      @yt-sh 5 років тому +1

      and the profit should go to that guy

  • @troydacre1849
    @troydacre1849 5 років тому +913

    Once on a train service that was frequently delayed the driver gave the reason for the current delay as being because "a giraffe had become entangled in the overhead lines." Unlikely in Surrey but it lightened the mood. Apparently he made shit like that up quite often.

  • @ladycarfax2207
    @ladycarfax2207 3 роки тому +36

    My uncle used to work at one of the major London terminals. His favourite story was announcing "please do not try to board the train on platform 9... No really, please don't... The train on platform 9 is currently on fire, so please do not try to board it..."

    • @RGWUltraFan
      @RGWUltraFan 2 роки тому +1

      IS THE TRAIN ON PLATFORM 9 OKAY?

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat 3 роки тому +2009

    The way he goes “OooOooOOooOooo!” absolutely sends me to the moon!! I love it when people make long rides or experiences better like this!

    • @wrathofainz
      @wrathofainz 2 роки тому +23

      It made the camera girl laugh as well.
      1:03

  • @kaepsele0711
    @kaepsele0711 5 років тому +1145

    "...space out to let the train look more busy..."
    LUL

    • @tannem2006
      @tannem2006 5 років тому +3

      Oh no can you please change 'l*l'? It's an ugly word for d*ck in dutch

    • @AmandaM1565
      @AmandaM1565 5 років тому +11

      @@GumPlecks I'm sure she's offended by everyone's username in some way, shape or form...

    • @tannem2006
      @tannem2006 5 років тому

      @@AmandaM1565 I wasn't talking about someone username. I just have really bad memories about that word l ul and that's the thing. I never even mentioned usernames

    • @IndiBrony
      @IndiBrony 5 років тому +25

      You can't expect people to censor themselves on a public forum such as this. That's unreasonable.
      If someone's use of language truly triggers you to the point that you feel the need to tell others to censor themselves, then you need to look in the mirror to find the root cause of the problem.
      People have bad experiences with many things. You WILL encounter people mentioning that thing in conversation throughout life and if you can't deal with that then seek a therapist so they can help you elicit a better emotional response to your potential PTSD.
      "Words have only as much power as you allow them."

    • @tannem2006
      @tannem2006 5 років тому +2

      @@IndiBrony gosh I understand that but I wasn't talking about anything else but a word in the comment he/she wrote

  • @Zanian19
    @Zanian19 3 роки тому +8169

    About a month ago I was the only person in the train, however the driver thought there was no one. I know, because the entire way he was being super weird, saying/singing stuff you'd usually only do at home in front of the bathroom mirror, and when I reached my stop and pressed the button, he instantly shut up.
    T'was hilarious.

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 3 роки тому +1056

      Honestly that’s so cute, I love being a fly on the wall to see that side of people

    • @Globalgenocide
      @Globalgenocide 3 роки тому +201

      Struggle to believe you since he(if existed) had no reason to press the intercom button in order to be weird(which is something you have to actually try for, if you've ever seen the control panel of a train you'd know what I mean).

    • @Zanian19
      @Zanian19 3 роки тому +548

      @@Globalgenocide There's also no reason to turn on the mic when you do karaoke if all you want to do is sing. But you do anyway.
      What exactly is your point?

    • @Globalgenocide
      @Globalgenocide 3 роки тому +86

      @@Zanian19 You've obviously never seen the train engineers control board, it's nigh on impossible to accidentally transmit to your carriages. That's my point, which makes your original comment seem more than a little silly.
      I could have ignored your comment I guess, but being knowledgeable I couldn't help myself in pointing out the problems with it.
      I sincerely hope you're well.

    • @danielhardman234
      @danielhardman234 3 роки тому +447

      @@Globalgenocide I don't think he's referring to it as an accident, more, the driver can so why not, I know for a fact ive done the things similar so its not far fetched

  • @dshe8637
    @dshe8637 3 роки тому +71

    Many years ago, we were waiting to board a train that was stopped at the station. There was a while to wait before departure, so we wandered up to the front end to show my very young daughter where the driver sat.
    Sweet guy picked her up and showed her what it was like inside. Absolutely brilliant!

  • @YTLJE
    @YTLJE 3 роки тому +3864

    Oh I used to love getting the London Bridge to London Victoria train with this driver! When you’re miserable on your way home from work during your commute he was brilliant at cheering people up. Getting strangers to just glance around at each other smiling.
    He always went through and pressed all the different train announcement buttons one after another too! I miss this driver!

    • @noto10_tsur22
      @noto10_tsur22 3 роки тому +92

      Where's this driver now?

    • @lise8781
      @lise8781 3 роки тому +500

      @@noto10_tsur22 Working with the Ghostbusters I suppose.

    • @StrangeTerror
      @StrangeTerror 3 роки тому +181

      @@lise8781 One can only hope that we deserve that level of protection.

    • @bronwynknox3605
      @bronwynknox3605 3 роки тому +54

      @@noto10_tsur22 probably on a train

    • @Skullair313
      @Skullair313 3 роки тому +188

      Unfortunately, train operators will forbid such behaviour. Had the same in my city, we had a driver greeting passengers in a long tunnel section and due to his distinct look, you could recognize hime when he was driving into a station. According to a news report he was forbidden to do it and it seems to be true.

  • @jonmarsden1366
    @jonmarsden1366 3 роки тому +4033

    I once heard the following announcement. "We apologise for the late departure of this train, it is due to the fact that no-one at Waterloo had a clue what was going on!"

    • @w1swh1
      @w1swh1 3 роки тому +10

      Fabulous!!

    • @roulam3001
      @roulam3001 3 роки тому +9

      Fabulous!!

    • @FelineFurKin
      @FelineFurKin 3 роки тому +4

      Ooh, ouch 🤣 I love Waterloo, though.

    • @kildevang98
      @kildevang98 2 роки тому +45

      I was once on a train that had to stop in the middle of nowhere due to the presence of cows on the track.

    • @twindexxx
      @twindexxx 2 роки тому +8

      Welcome in the chaos train from the Deutsche Bahn. Said in a overcrowded train with 1,5 hours delay. Also had the same guy in another train which somehow arrived 11 Minutes early(Deutsche Bahn it's a miracle) and that announcement was also legendary but I can't quite recall it

  • @pavan5140
    @pavan5140 5 років тому +6022

    Pilot announces "Now passengers, if you are afraid when the plane takes off, just do what I always do -
    I Close my eyes"

    • @harryunderwood9387
      @harryunderwood9387 5 років тому +312

      A pilot for my brother going to the US announced mid-flight "Attention all passengers who are awake. I'd like to to share with you all I have a 75% success rate, and this is my fourth flight today. As some would advise you, buckle up!".
      Turns out he was talking about how often most of the passengers were made nervous when he makes that joke, which he announced a few minutes later.

    • @rustywastakenwastaken
      @rustywastakenwastaken 5 років тому +100

      That's hilarious and terrifying

    • @gamma2589
      @gamma2589 5 років тому +12

      @@rustywastakenwastaken Agreed...

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 5 років тому +22

      @@harryunderwood9387 I'd quite like my pilot to have some grasp of basic maths.
      How can he have a 75% success rate across three flights?

    • @harryunderwood9387
      @harryunderwood9387 5 років тому +47

      @@alansmithee419 75% of the time he made the majority of his passengers nervous on his flights by making that joke. Clearly didn't mean he only had those three flights to learn from, especially since he did it multiple times each day.

  • @alexandrau6096
    @alexandrau6096 3 роки тому +209

    Reminds me of that fun and very tolerant busdriver we had a few years back. After an open air festival, when everyone attending till the very end, tried to take the bus to get the last train, that was leaving the small town..some drunk guys were trying to tell the driver which direction to drive and the busdriver answered via the speakers to the amusement to all other passengers. At some point the busdriver made a bet with the drunk that if he follows his usual route and turn left there will be a busstop and if he’s right then the drunk has to sing a song, but if the drunk would be right and the busstop would not be there , then the busdriver would sing. In the end the drunk had to sing, but he choose a good song that lots of ppl on the bus knew and more than half the ppl on the bus chimed in. Ppl on the streets were literally turning their heads towards the more than full packed community bus with singing passengers😹

  • @cazzabojangles
    @cazzabojangles 5 років тому +2125

    We were flying Ryan air once (for those who don't know- it's the Walmart of the skies) and there was a mini lottery on board- you could win up to £50! The pilot himself told us that would be enough "to upgrade from Ryan air to at least easyjet"

    • @cat-.9377
      @cat-.9377 5 років тому +25

      caroline henley ryanairs shit babes dont put yourself through that again please x

    • @cyodylolgaming
      @cyodylolgaming 5 років тому +21

      I don’t know any Walmart’s here the only popular shops Ik are Asda,Tesco Aldi and Lidl lol

    • @ah795u
      @ah795u 5 років тому +19

      @@cyodylolgaming ryanair = aldi basically

    • @BlackRNGesus
      @BlackRNGesus 5 років тому +69

      @@ah795u no.... At aldi you can get good service and products which aren't overpriced... They are not the highest quality but an okay quality for good price... At ryanair you get fucked... And have to pay for it😉

    • @Zero_Ninety
      @Zero_Ninety 5 років тому +50

      Ryan Air: the airline so bad even its own employees think it's shite.

  • @legend2533
    @legend2533 7 років тому +9861

    That's some sense of humour that the driver had :D

    • @skylomiflamez5156
      @skylomiflamez5156 7 років тому +18

      LEGEND 25 ikr

    • @__melker6202
      @__melker6202 7 років тому +8

      LEGEND 25 Eyyyyy I was the 1000th like!

    • @martingaens2073
      @martingaens2073 7 років тому +7

      1.5k likes and only 2 comments?

    • @ihaveliterallynoname
      @ihaveliterallynoname 7 років тому +5

      It's the conductor that does the announcements.

    • @ihaveliterallynoname
      @ihaveliterallynoname 7 років тому +5

      LEGEND 25 okay, never mind, I heard the AWS go off at 1:01, I stand corrected, it is the driver!

  • @hierandel8
    @hierandel8 3 роки тому +699

    Reminds me of a flight with West Jet to Calgary, pilot said to make up time lost from delays "we're gonna drive it like we stole it".

    • @ed_lifts
      @ed_lifts 3 роки тому +108

      'Which we may or may not have done.'

  • @Tentin.Quarantino
    @Tentin.Quarantino 2 роки тому +8

    I love the way that, after to ‘woooooo’ he moves seamlessly into the next part as though it never happened.

  • @MetroVerse
    @MetroVerse 7 років тому +1424

    I once heard an announcement saying "I'm not wearing shoes". I would've thought I was imagining things if my buddy hadn't heard it too xD

    • @PrinceWesterburg
      @PrinceWesterburg 6 років тому +4

      I heard the train announcer list the stations which finished with Barbados - ?!? Then I realised in the next set of seats was Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer on a megaphone! This was in about 1990 on the last train home, about 1:30am :)

    • @santtusammakko4254
      @santtusammakko4254 6 років тому

      MetroVerse 😂😂

    • @wombat7114
      @wombat7114 6 років тому +3

      Would have been worse if he said "I'm not wearing shorts"

    • @lesfrog649
      @lesfrog649 6 років тому

      I’m going to say this in my school’s microphone

    • @dBolotok
      @dBolotok 6 років тому

      @Andreas Plot twist: the drunk woman was the driver.

  • @bibasik7
    @bibasik7 5 років тому +4284

    The recommendation algorithm works in mysterious ways.

    • @epicone1998
      @epicone1998 5 років тому +18

      But not today! This right here is 66 tons of laugh spewing comedy fun video. If god is love, then you can call me cupid

    • @hunterhalverson5198
      @hunterhalverson5198 5 років тому +2

      It truly does

    • @jeriemiahborela4433
      @jeriemiahborela4433 5 років тому +4

      wooOoOOoo

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 5 років тому

      Indeed it does....and I love it

    • @isaaclai3523
      @isaaclai3523 4 роки тому +2

      The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be, unnatural.

  • @scellyyt
    @scellyyt 6 років тому +4242

    Wow I went on a south-eastern train and a hilarious announcement like this happened where he said that the reason there were not many ppl on board was because ppl with common sense have cars XD

    • @lukemmurphy795
      @lukemmurphy795 6 років тому +30

      Lmao.

    • @Wandrative
      @Wandrative 6 років тому +39

      But shouldn’t it be the opposite?? Anglophone culture is weird.

    • @EugeneAyindolmah
      @EugeneAyindolmah 6 років тому +4

      Wandrative lots of things are backwards in Anglophone culture

    • @alizee911
      @alizee911 6 років тому +16

      So basically he called all the people on board dumb lol

    • @Snailsxd
      @Snailsxd 6 років тому +4

      r/thathappened

  • @kayliebarber4865
    @kayliebarber4865 2 роки тому +13

    Once on an airplane the guy said “make sure not to leave any of your personal belongings, or you will find them on Ebay.” Love him.

  • @kalkonstantine
    @kalkonstantine 5 років тому +5996

    Welcome to the first episode of
    *youtube recommendations finally does it’s job*

    • @inactive2286
      @inactive2286 5 років тому +35

      Hype School Beast
      I apologize, but...
      Its*

    • @clems_first
      @clems_first 5 років тому +3

      Actually it presented it quite a long time before, but whatever.

    • @criminalpidgeon4636
      @criminalpidgeon4636 5 років тому

      I usually get bordering on schii anime scenes and the occasional echii side scroller game

    • @natetso3307
      @natetso3307 5 років тому

      *first and last episode

    • @Icke-existant
      @Icke-existant 5 років тому

      bruh this is form 2015

  • @おいしい-n1d
    @おいしい-n1d 3 роки тому +4622

    On the way to Bristol one time and the ticket guy walked in shouting, “All tickets, passes, cards and excuses at the ready!”
    That was the best train journey I’ve ever had, the lovely lady with the snack trolley kept joking about how they were out of Bertie Bots’s Every Flavour Beans.
    😂

    • @professorsnapesvideos6393
      @professorsnapesvideos6393 3 роки тому +121

      Have you done your potions essay yet?

    • @IsleNaK
      @IsleNaK 3 роки тому +100

      "excuses" 😂

    • @squiggles7921
      @squiggles7921 3 роки тому +99

      Please tell me the trolley lady called: anything from the trolley dears?

    • @KiaraDex
      @KiaraDex 3 роки тому +31

      The one time I train hoped they were checking tickets... not my choice realy the ticket machine was down and I was from out of state so didn't have a train card. I also had a photo of the out of order ticket machine (taken at the advise of the station attendee) the only way to buy tickets was the machine and I had a plane to catch. Got out of it with a temp ticket writen on the fine paper and was told to hand it in at the change over station between lines to get to the airport and by a ticket there for the way back to the other station. Was with my grandparents on the train so ya that helped so did haveing the photo and my id out ready for the guys checking. But yes merpheys law is a thing

    • @Kalani_Saiko
      @Kalani_Saiko 3 роки тому +11

      @@KiaraDex *Murphy's law

  • @bicrowave32
    @bicrowave32 7 років тому +2793

    Train driver - WooOoOOOooo
    Train - ChooOoOoOO ChooOoOOo

    • @MattJohno2
      @MattJohno2 6 років тому +14

      You remind me of a rollercoaster operator at alton towers..

    • @johnnyhere5791
      @johnnyhere5791 6 років тому +1

      oh ok

    • @santtusammakko4254
      @santtusammakko4254 6 років тому +5

      🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫
      🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃

    • @smk7500
      @smk7500 6 років тому +10

      Your comment is actually creative and doesn’t just say “Woooooooooooo”. Props on you for that.

    • @sequentialtt0415
      @sequentialtt0415 6 років тому +1

      WooWowoWoooWo

  • @leahewing3707
    @leahewing3707 2 роки тому +25

    My favorite train announcement was on a severely delayed Deutsche Bahn train that kept getting stopped on the tracks. When we were finally approaching the end station, three hours late, they made an announcement that as an apology, they would like to offer everyone on board a complimentary beverage in the dining car. This was closely followed by "Unfortunately, we only have water." Everyone groaned and sat back down.

    • @ulrichkalber9039
      @ulrichkalber9039 2 роки тому +3

      thank you for travelling with Deutsche Bahn.

    • @alexhajnal107
      @alexhajnal107 Рік тому

      My one time taking DB was a night train from München to Amsterdam. I had booked a coach seat but apparently there was a problem with the car we were supposed to take. The DB staff were very apologetic and asked if we minded taking a sleeping car instead. :^)

    • @lindareed8265
      @lindareed8265 9 місяців тому

      So cruel!!!! LOL!

  • @lilboomie
    @lilboomie 7 років тому +9063

    I lost it at WoooOOOOooo

  • @sire3977
    @sire3977 7 років тому +501

    At least he is enjoying his job

    • @dennisbakumenko7363
      @dennisbakumenko7363 6 років тому +8

      Stuff
      Well I think it would be more of a boredom kind of thing, but then again I guess he could be bored of how easy it is to operate the train, rather than being bored of the job itself if ya knowa mean

    • @sachingahrana310
      @sachingahrana310 6 років тому +5

      Or may be too bored.

  • @Foxblaker754
    @Foxblaker754 3 роки тому +3467

    UA-cam always puts this video at least once or twice a year but even with that the *WooooOOoooOoOoOo* always makes me laugh.

  • @pomegranatepips2783
    @pomegranatepips2783 3 роки тому +18

    "Crisps, sweets, beers and wine, let's have a party back at mine" - man pulling the refreshments trolley on my train

  • @SotosAlbanis
    @SotosAlbanis 5 років тому +1149

    Make that man read books...perfect voice for audio books to relax while sitting in and office or driving a car

    • @TheCostan
      @TheCostan 5 років тому +107

      And then all of a sudden, lights goes out and him: "WoooOOOOooh"

    • @bacul165
      @bacul165 5 років тому +2

      Sounds a bit like Roger Allem in Cabin Pressure...

    • @elissa-mariehannah3710
      @elissa-mariehannah3710 5 років тому +1

      Costantino Schiavone He should have been on cabin pressure

    • @0xstk
      @0xstk 5 років тому +2

      He can make a buisness on fiverr

    • @hun3728
      @hun3728 3 роки тому +1

      He could also just read it through the speakers

  • @LinkTheFusky
    @LinkTheFusky 5 років тому +751

    “*turns lights off* wooOOOoooo” *trying not to laugh loudly at 2 am*

    • @yungibzz1697
      @yungibzz1697 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ev6J-KaQYG8/v-deo.html

    • @LinkTheFusky
      @LinkTheFusky 3 роки тому +2

      @@yungibzz1697 lmao stop using my comment to get views

  • @Pyred89
    @Pyred89 5 років тому +12878

    Pilot1: Hey why did you wanna become an pilot?
    Pilot2: To surpass my fear
    Pilot1: Heights?
    Pilot2: No. Dying alone

    • @nzkiwiange
      @nzkiwiange 5 років тому +157

      That's great!

    • @CT-5736-Bladez
      @CT-5736-Bladez 5 років тому +71

      Well ok then
      😂

    • @okaaythen6438
      @okaaythen6438 5 років тому +64

      HAHAHA no
      You'll still be alone

    • @nexo7181
      @nexo7181 5 років тому +15

      I'm the 1k likes

    • @Pyred89
      @Pyred89 5 років тому +15

      @@nexo7181 thank you

  • @Monkfutrucker
    @Monkfutrucker 3 роки тому +96

    We need more characters like this guy, making a boring journey enjoyable.

    • @HPMCCPooTis
      @HPMCCPooTis Рік тому +2

      People like them would make this bland world much more enjoyable.

  • @FinleySmall
    @FinleySmall 8 років тому +4324

    I like it when the driver turns off the lights on the train and goes "WooooOOOOooo!" Lol!

    • @MineMoore
      @MineMoore 7 років тому +10

      Finley Small am I the only reply

    • @frankieandlaylasrobloxfun6774
      @frankieandlaylasrobloxfun6774 7 років тому

      Finley Small iuu

    • @thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307
      @thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307 7 років тому

      Finley Small Ik, that's funny 😂

    • @mkultrasoldier
      @mkultrasoldier 7 років тому +3

      Nemesi Jesus, all of you are ten years old, and need to calm the fuck down. What with the shitty grammar and comebacks.

    • @nemesi8800
      @nemesi8800 7 років тому +1

      Firstly, you want to see correct use of the English language; it's right here.
      I don't need to prove anything professor, it's the internet, I can use whatever grammar I like.
      Lastly, I am very calm, prove I am not.

  • @sssstick
    @sssstick 5 років тому +957

    no toilets, no air conditioning, no first class, no items, fox only, final destination

  • @ladyT_VR46
    @ladyT_VR46 3 роки тому +6506

    The dark bit and the whoooohooo made me laugh the most. Thank God not everyone in a position of power is dull. This guy is the perfect tonic after a long day at work. Humour makes everything better 😊

    • @1o1ePic1o1
      @1o1ePic1o1 3 роки тому +40

      Train drivers are a cool bunch

    • @alolomololomolomomololola8854
      @alolomololomolomomololola8854 3 роки тому +174

      Get it? A position of power, cuz he controls the lights

    • @ladyT_VR46
      @ladyT_VR46 3 роки тому +38

      @@alolomololomolomomololola8854 powerful statement there. 😂😂
      I'm sorry 😞🙄😳🤦‍♀️

    • @Hail_Full_of_Grace
      @Hail_Full_of_Grace 3 роки тому +15

      Position of power? erm no

    • @Direblade11
      @Direblade11 3 роки тому +45

      I'd say it's less that people are dull and more that you can just lose your job real quick if someone throws a hissy fit about something you say.
      Of course, not all jobs have that level of punishment, but that's what I'm used to.

  • @intergalactic92
    @intergalactic92 2 роки тому +10

    I know someone who took a flight with Ryanair. The landing was extremely bumpy, so much so that the plane actually bounced back up into the air before landing again. Once they came to a stop the pilot came over the tannoy to do his landing announcement, and finished by saying "Ryanair, two landings for the price of one."

    • @RGWUltraFan
      @RGWUltraFan 2 роки тому +1

      supreme ryanair pilot he knows the memes