Mr Big Knob poppy pop I p out out of pop juju pop pop pop op pug u I ututuo pop p pop I pip-pip I t poppy p u pop p pop ups pipe plug poppy p poppoppy pup poppy opitti poppy potty pop pop p POP up pop Lou poppy
Roy Keane at Funeral: .. Just laying there motionless, come on it’s not good enough. And his parents crying , what’s that about ridiculous absolutely ridiculous. Shambles from the first hymn to the last 😂
@@Mozee854 i dont think they would fuck with roy keane, he nearly caused a civil war in Ireland over the Saipan incident. he didnt bat an eyelid over it lol, he would laugh at the woke police
As a LFC fan I love Keane as a pundit an as a player was the complete midfielder an takes no nonsense especially when it comes to the game now a days players wouldn’t last around him if he was still playing one of the best of the best for sure
@@spinofthewheel5345 let me educate you...... First of all let us consider Nob versus Knob in their roots and in the pejorative. The first (and so most usual) use of Nob according to dictionaries is "a person of wealth or high social position". So by strict definition calling a person a 'nob' is somewhat complementary. That is until the social context gives rise to attitudes that consider such people negatively. At which point the term becomes pejorative and in so doing flips its meaning. So where once a nob was a distinguished person, now they are distinguished within a reprehensible set. If you like, the best of the worst, the best at being most odious. Nob also stands as slang for Penis. I expect in terms of considering that part of the male anatomy as the pre-eminent part, the part of highest worth and standing. It makes direct etymological sense. And nobhead follows. There are some who will tell you that nob means head and therefore nobhead means "head head" - which they think makes no sense. But actually in these terms we can take it to mean head of all the nobs - that is head of the heads. Or in the pejorative, the best at being the worst of the worst. Nobhead then works as a pejorative in several etymological dimensions. However, the basic definition of Knob is "rounded lump on surface of something". Now, whilst parts of the male sexual organ clearly fit this description, the average unit as a whole doesn't - especially not in the enraged state. There is no clear, supportable, etymological connection between Knob and Penis. In fact either form is probably now acceptable as the none pejorative use of Nob is somewhat arcane but nevertheless Nobhead claims prima facie status
@@spinofthewheel5345 Didn't end haaland's career anyways that's a myth as Haaland played on the rest of the game and the following week. Keane hit his right knee and Haaland's left knee was his bad one.
'Win the game of football and the table will take care of itself': Roy Keane, 7 time premier league winner. 'but' :Jamie Carragher, 0 time premier league winner.
Johnny Dre yeah praise Keane for trying to make points at an international tournament. Even though he left his country at a World Cup but ok let’s praise him
Johnny Dre yeah because he had no respect for his coach. Let’s put it this way if something similar happened to another player and the player done what he done, let’s just say Pogba and United he will be criticising him like crazy
Sagar Kulkarni trust me I completely understand that. My point is about Keane is that if someone else stood to their principles, he will be tv criticising them even though he’s done the same thing
Roy Keane is a professional footballer with passion and have the shirt to say it. His anger comes from a passion, the art of football. He says how it is. He has a great humour as well. Respect.
The word nonsense has become a part of my vocab because of this man. I talk about so many behaviours I disagree with as ‘absolute nonsense’. My favourite United player of all time. Ggmu
"On the lush, green tundra of Old Trafford, a herd of Ballkick Fighters are performing their afternoon Ballkick fight. Most of this herd are experts, some displaying the tricks, a few using using their small sized brains to great effect, and the rest using raw power from their ink covered muscles and strong furless bodies. In their midst, walks the Alpha Irishman. The herd is on alert. They know one swift kick from this dangerous and aggressive warrior could end their Ballkickfighting days for good. A young performer doesn't sense the danger. A careless step-over here could spell disaster for the fragile but talented weakling. Then it comes, his fatal error - a Rainbow Flick performed in full view. The herd scatters as Roy Keane downs the young show-off. Clutching the stud marks on his knee cap, he rolls on the floor screaming in pain. Keane goes after the bystanders, some foolish enough to come to the young trickster's aid. After a few moments, chaos subsides, the herd begins to settle and eventually disperses in Range Rovers, knowing it's only a matter of time until they see Roy Keane again."
"A majestic polar bear brilliantly manages to catch herself a seal to feed her starving young cubs." "NONSENSE. That polar bear needs to relax herself, if I was her cub I'd be kicking her up and down the ice. There were 3 or 4 seals there for the taking. Shocking performance."
“speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act,” - George Orwell Keep it flying Roy, just because society's led by polite BS it doesn't make you wrong
you can tell Roy was a leader who was a serial winner he knows you don't get excited after playing well for a few weeks, get excited when you've played well for a few years and have a few trophies in the cabinet. too many fans and pundits get over excited when a players had 3 good games.
Hated him as a player but as a pundit he is refreshing! Says it as it is & isn’t afraid to do so. Recently watched his interview regarding Saipan. So often he was portrayed as the pantomime villain but in truth he was right all along whereas McCarthy was just a yes man to that Delaney guy. Keane wanted to challenge whereas they were just glad to be a number. You look at Irish football now, their national team has gone to the dogs!
@@helenheeney2284 I’m sure you’re familiar with the battles we used to have with Manchester United? I respected him & Manchester United for what they achieved him but hated the bugger & Manchester United. Although I do miss those days, it’s scary how we’ve gone from Vieira vs Keane to Xhaka vs Pogba! Although Xhaka has been surprisingly decent during Arteta’s tenure! 🙄
I really miss being able to watch Champions League highlights on terrestrial TV. Nowadays, if you don’t fork out for BT Sport the only option is watching on UA-cam where they regularly upload in 480p, mess up the framerate and spoil the scoreline in the thumbnail. Plus you don’t get any punditry and insight from the likes of Roy Keane.
1:55: Southgate talking about the importance of finishing first in the group... 6 years later end's up 2nd himself as national team manager and avoids the big guns until semi finals.
Firefighters battle though days taking out one of uks biggest fire. They complete the task and the whole of the country are rejoicing. What a great accomplish ay Roy? No that's there job!
You need characters like Roy to be a successful team. He takes defeat personal. He's obsessed and probably a nightmare to deal with, but it's worth it at the end of season. Like Michael Jordan he is Uber competitive. Born winner.
Only guy who talks sense. Him and Martin O'Neil are the only people who analyze the game with logic and not being bound by their robotic routines and sucking up to the media.
Roy Keane: "I wouldn't watch them if they played in my backyard." Liverpool Players get together, decide to take the piss and have a pick up game in Roy's backyard. Roy Keane storms out his back door: "Hey! Get off lawn!"
I knew a few lads like Keane who could sit in the pub all day criticising everything from the way the barmaid is pulling a pint to the paint job in the toilets but there's a rascality about it, mischievously trying to get a reaction, stirring the pot for the fun of it, wanting to watch heads pop. Not everyone gets it but it's funny when you do. Some people just love pushing buttons, some just want to be the cat among the pigeons, the devil's advocate, the fly in the ointment.
Keane actually has a comedic edge to the things he says. People see him as an angry lunatic but he’s actually hilarious & he knows it.
He's united captain for a reason
His funny still😂😂🤧
Dry Wit Humour at its finest
100%
Huge Liverpool fan here: Roy Keane is the most honest man on the planet. So painfully accurate that it's funny.
"He's had a good week, he needs to relax" lol.
He wasn’t wrong tho.... walcott ended up at everton
If he'd relax he wouldn't be the same roy. He's got very high football standards and that's y I love him .
3:40 keep pressing time stamp what was that 🤣🤣🤣
Emmett Ryan what u chatting about
Mr Big Knob poppy pop I p out out of pop juju pop pop pop op pug u I ututuo pop p pop I pip-pip I t poppy p u pop p pop ups pipe plug poppy p poppoppy pup poppy opitti poppy potty pop pop p POP up pop Lou poppy
'If I was a teammate of his i'd kick him up and down the training pitch'... This is the most Roy Keane statement ever.
💀🤣
Roy Keane at Funeral: .. Just laying there motionless, come on it’s not good enough. And his parents crying , what’s that about ridiculous absolutely ridiculous. Shambles from the first hymn to the last 😂
I laughed and laughed at this, I could hear Roy Keane saying this.
Absolute nonsense!
😂😂😂😂
*people*: he was a good man, he lived
*Keane*: that makes me ANGRY that does. THAT'S my JOB.
Class class class well done that's funny lol
“If he’s a man utd player I’m a china man” 😂😂😂
“If he’s a Man United player, I’m a Chinaman” LOOOOL
This wouldn’t get past the woke-ism police today.
@@Mozee854 i dont think they would fuck with roy keane, he nearly caused a civil war in Ireland over the Saipan incident. he didnt bat an eyelid over it lol, he would laugh at the woke police
Every couple of weeks I go on a Roy Keane Binge. Legend of the game!
ITV sport finally giving what the fans want.
“Falls like he’s been shot”😂😂
As a LFC fan I love Keane as a pundit an as a player was the complete midfielder an takes no nonsense especially when it comes to the game now a days players wouldn’t last around him if he was still playing one of the best of the best for sure
@@spinofthewheel5345 won multiple trophies if I'm mistaken?
@@spinofthewheel5345 let me educate you......
First of all let us consider Nob versus Knob in their roots and in the pejorative.
The first (and so most usual) use of Nob according to dictionaries is "a person of wealth or high social position". So by strict definition calling a person a 'nob' is somewhat complementary. That is until the social context gives rise to attitudes that consider such people negatively. At which point the term becomes pejorative and in so doing flips its meaning.
So where once a nob was a distinguished person, now they are distinguished within a reprehensible set. If you like, the best of the worst, the best at being most odious.
Nob also stands as slang for Penis. I expect in terms of considering that part of the male anatomy as the pre-eminent part, the part of highest worth and standing. It makes direct etymological sense. And nobhead follows.
There are some who will tell you that nob means head and therefore nobhead means "head head" - which they think makes no sense. But actually in these terms we can take it to mean head of all the nobs - that is head of the heads. Or in the pejorative, the best at being the worst of the worst.
Nobhead then works as a pejorative in several etymological dimensions.
However, the basic definition of Knob is "rounded lump on surface of something". Now, whilst parts of the male sexual organ clearly fit this description, the average unit as a whole doesn't - especially not in the enraged state. There is no clear, supportable, etymological connection between Knob and Penis.
In fact either form is probably now acceptable as the none pejorative use of Nob is somewhat arcane but nevertheless Nobhead claims prima facie status
@@spinofthewheel5345 did he end two careers? (That would be a clearly asked question).
I'm here to help buddy.
@@spinofthewheel5345 where's your knobhead comment gone?
@@spinofthewheel5345 Didn't end haaland's career anyways that's a myth as Haaland played on the rest of the game and the following week. Keane hit his right knee and Haaland's left knee was his bad one.
Keane On Liverpool: "They've beaten no one yet."
Host: "They've beaten Arsenal!"
Keane :"That's what I mean..."
Haha he roasted Arsenal xD
Keane is hillarious without even trying
Gotta love the guy
To be honest Keane was always right about England. Were so overrated but these pundits don’t see it, even in 2018 he claimed it
Weird how so many of his opinions turn out to be accurate
I'm english and I agree with him
He literally got asked if England would make the Semifinals in this video and said NO. So he was actually Wrong! Lol
@@Guttlegob no no you edited your comment change it back to the original kid
the media hyped you up too much, they heap too much pressure on the team. il tell u what though. The England team look solid these days
Keane is so old school he still calls the premier league the premiership.
I remember everyone hating on Keane when he was first on tv as a pundit. Oh how the times have changed. He’s thee best by a country mile!
Best pundit on tv without a doubt the Irish wit, love him.
“When I see Gibbs with the captains armband on at the end of the game, you’re in big trouble.” Facial expression is priceless.
'pep knows quality when he sees it' 😂
And he had his every-day "Roy Keane" face on 🤣😂🤣😂
Wish Roy would start a podcast
Imagine trying to convince him though 😂
Absolute utter Nonsense
@@johnnydre6257
I read that in his voice. 🤣🤣🤣
Absolute sublime there mate
Do me a favour
Keane>Rogan.
'Win the game of football and the table will take care of itself': Roy Keane, 7 time premier league winner.
'but' :Jamie Carragher, 0 time premier league winner.
Johnny Dre yeah praise Keane for trying to make points at an international tournament. Even though he left his country at a World Cup but ok let’s praise him
Johnny Dre yeah because he had no respect for his coach. Let’s put it this way if something similar happened to another player and the player done what he done, let’s just say Pogba and United he will be criticising him like crazy
@@greatestanalyser2354 still he has a point. Perhaps he learned from his mistakes.
@@greatestanalyser2354 man's gotta stick to his principles.
Sagar Kulkarni trust me I completely understand that. My point is about Keane is that if someone else stood to their principles, he will be tv criticising them even though he’s done the same thing
1:25
“I hope it is his missus.”
Roy: “Well it is now.”
Now I understand why he said
“I got loyalty towards Giggsy. I don’t know Mane.” 😂
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Roy Keane before he goes sleep.
Keane's girlfriend: "babe my parents aren't home"
Keane: "where are they? Why aren't they doing their job?"
Roy Keane is a professional footballer with passion and have the shirt to say it. His anger comes from a passion, the art of football. He says how it is. He has a great humour as well. Respect.
*Roy wakes up from life-saving heart surgery*
Doctor: "The operation went really well and youre better than ever"
Roy "thats youre job!"
66kaisersoza tbh, it is his job 🤷♂️
Your"
@@triggsypt cheers fella
ITV using Roy Keane for clout a lot lately 😂
Can you blame them
They probably regret selling the rights for the champions league cause all itv has now are England friendly games 😂
@@greatestanalyser2354 itv didn't sell the rights, broadcasters have to bid for programmes BT just out bid them and sky
Matt Smith oh I didn’t even know that
In Roy Keane's bible: "God created the world in 6 days"
"But that's his job"
God: I created the heavens and the earth in 6 days and saw that it was good.
Keane: Don't get carried away there pal, that's your job.
@@tadficuscactus 😂
This man throws so much shade lowkey and keeps a straight face while i can’t stop cracking up 😂
The word nonsense has become a part of my vocab because of this man. I talk about so many behaviours I disagree with as ‘absolute nonsense’. My favourite United player of all time. Ggmu
'arsenal players with their gloves on'
Lol. It's true!
Roy Keane would sooner sacrifice his Nan to Moloch than be seen wearing gloves.
Every channel will soon have a "Best Roy Keane moments" videos. cant wait for Discovery's version
thank for the laugh, and I concur, it would be devastating funny.
"On the lush, green tundra of Old Trafford, a herd of Ballkick Fighters are performing their afternoon Ballkick fight.
Most of this herd are experts, some displaying the tricks, a few using using their small sized brains to great effect, and the rest using raw power from their ink covered muscles and strong furless bodies.
In their midst, walks the Alpha Irishman. The herd is on alert. They know one swift kick from this dangerous and aggressive warrior could end their Ballkickfighting days for good.
A young performer doesn't sense the danger. A careless step-over here could spell disaster for the fragile but talented weakling.
Then it comes, his fatal error - a Rainbow Flick performed in full view.
The herd scatters as Roy Keane downs the young show-off. Clutching the stud marks on his knee cap, he rolls on the floor screaming in pain. Keane goes after the bystanders, some foolish enough to come to the young trickster's aid.
After a few moments, chaos subsides, the herd begins to settle and eventually disperses in Range Rovers, knowing it's only a matter of time until they see Roy Keane again."
@@disobeytoday4685 Uncompromising on and off the pitch. You either love it or hate it - not a utd fan.
"A majestic polar bear brilliantly manages to catch herself a seal to feed her starving young cubs."
"NONSENSE. That polar bear needs to relax herself, if I was her cub I'd be kicking her up and down the ice. There were 3 or 4 seals there for the taking. Shocking performance."
"Roy did you enjoy that?"
"Not really no" 🤣
"On the first day God created light...."
Roy ... "But that's his job"
‘If he’s a Man Utd player, I’m a Chinaman’ is possibly the greatest sentence ever
“speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act,” - George Orwell
Keep it flying Roy, just because society's led by polite BS it doesn't make you wrong
For me Roy Keane and Lee Dixon work very well on a panel together
I agree - they do have a chalk 'n' cheese chemistry about them. :-)
Its DelBoy and Rodney.
Keane is a Great Football Pundit
⚽️ ⚽️⚽️
4:14 : Keano naratting Game of Thrones " When the cold nights come...and the dead come with it .."
Legend.... He Tells it like it is! Love him or hate him, ,...Straight Shooter & to the point!
There’s only 1 Roy Keane 💪
‘Well it is now’ LOOL. Too right 👩🦳🤪
Hell be a lot more affective when he comes out of his shell and learns to speak his mind..
If I ever need a lift in life... pull myself out of my deepest slumbers... I come here.... for Roy... and he gets me out of my shit hole...
Amazing isn’t it. Feeling a bit down stick on some Roy telling it like it is 👍👍
I have the same thing with Norm Macdonald compilations
you can tell Roy was a leader who was a serial winner he knows you don't get excited after playing well for a few weeks, get excited when you've played well for a few years and have a few trophies in the cabinet. too many fans and pundits get over excited when a players had 3 good games.
Roy is brilliant.Never holds back.
Roy the moment he lifted the final trophy to complete his first treble "nobody can tell me sh!t from now"
Roy: They haven't beaten anyone yet
Presenter: Well they have beaten Arsenal
Roy: That's what I mean
The only man who looks more scary without a beard 😂
Presenter: Erling Haaland just scored 9 goals in one game
Keane: That's his job
Hated him as a player but as a pundit he is refreshing! Says it as it is & isn’t afraid to do so.
Recently watched his interview regarding Saipan. So often he was portrayed as the pantomime villain but in truth he was right all along whereas McCarthy was just a yes man to that Delaney guy. Keane wanted to challenge whereas they were just glad to be a number. You look at Irish football now, their national team has gone to the dogs!
How could you hate ROY KEANE as a player are you crazy
@@helenheeney2284 I’m sure you’re familiar with the battles we used to have with Manchester United? I respected him & Manchester United for what they achieved him but hated the bugger & Manchester United. Although I do miss those days, it’s scary how we’ve gone from Vieira vs Keane to Xhaka vs Pogba! Although Xhaka has been surprisingly decent during Arteta’s tenure! 🙄
I really miss being able to watch Champions League highlights on terrestrial TV. Nowadays, if you don’t fork out for BT Sport the only option is watching on UA-cam where they regularly upload in 480p, mess up the framerate and spoil the scoreline in the thumbnail.
Plus you don’t get any punditry and insight from the likes of Roy Keane.
1:55: Southgate talking about the importance of finishing first in the group... 6 years later end's up 2nd himself as national team manager and avoids the big guns until semi finals.
The Wolverine true but he didn't know at that time he'd end up England manager 6 years later
8:17 is fucking GOLD.
0:57 classic spurs lmao
Ashley Young = Tom Daley🏅
ITV milking Roy Keanes name for views 😂
Brutal honesty you can't beat a good Roy Keane compilation ⚽️😝
“Pep knows quality when he sees it...”
Would love to hear Roy's opinion on Foden and Greenwood.
ITV jumping on the Sky Sports bandwagon with the Keano vids. But loving it.
Pep knows Quality when he sees one 😀😀😀😀
Most ppl say it’s nothing personal when they don’t get along with people. Roy says it’s personal
Best Moment for me 5:35 onwards till 6:10 & then 8:11 till 8:24
Firefighters battle though days taking out one of uks biggest fire. They complete the task and the whole of the country are rejoicing.
What a great accomplish ay Roy? No that's there job!
Did he call Walcott, Walcock at 4mins? lmao
1:01-1:17 he violated it 😂🤣
The only honest up front man on TV football
You need characters like Roy to be a successful team. He takes defeat personal. He's obsessed and probably a nightmare to deal with, but it's worth it at the end of season. Like Michael Jordan he is Uber competitive. Born winner.
Roy is superb. 1:09 best comment ever he really doesn't care he knows😂😂😂
The many faces of Roy
7:57 he knew it already
Title: Roy Keane's BEST moments (in ITV Sport)
Roy: Well that's my job
cant get tired of this 😂
Only guy who talks sense. Him and Martin O'Neil are the only people who analyze the game with logic and not being bound by their robotic routines and sucking up to the media.
Keane would of been a general of Rome 2000 years ago.
Bang on about Walcott
I love Keane 😂
Roy Keane for president of Ireland love it
Roy Keane: "I wouldn't watch them if they played in my backyard."
Liverpool Players get together, decide to take the piss and have a pick up game in Roy's backyard.
Roy Keane storms out his back door: "Hey! Get off lawn!"
What 😂
Roy Keane = Views
"How did you feel, Roy, when Giggs dribbled past half the Arsenal team and put one in the top corner against Seaman?"
"That's his job!.."
3:40 sad dog :(
3:40 ... what noise was that 🤣 Keep pressing time stamp and watch his mouth 🤣🤣
3:40 that noise
Rofl
Arsenal fan here...Roy Keane is a legend! I don’t know why he gets stick from United fans!
Loves Arsenal Roy. Good job hes no gangster. He doesnt half hold a grudge.
I knew a few lads like Keane who could sit in the pub all day criticising everything from the way the barmaid is pulling a pint to the paint job in the toilets but there's a rascality about it, mischievously trying to get a reaction, stirring the pot for the fun of it, wanting to watch heads pop. Not everyone gets it but it's funny when you do. Some people just love pushing buttons, some just want to be the cat among the pigeons, the devil's advocate, the fly in the ointment.
Keane's mother - "Roy i had to have a caesarean section for you to be born."
Roy - "That was your job ma."
LEGEND
Ironic that Southgate talks about this when you look at England finishing 2nd in the group in Russia 2018. 1:58
On another note Roy’s aged well, I mean some of those clips were 20011/2012 and sort of looks no different 7/8yrs on.
love or hate him roy keane is a great pundit
Even when he's wrong he's right !!!
Ashley young is an absolute embarrassment. Couldn’t agree with Keane more
Best Pundit EVER
Cheers Roy
Half of the arsenal players with gloves on 😂
2:52 , 3:05 i am creased , he lies on the floor like he's been shot
Wtf was that noise at 3:40 🤣🤣
Thats why he never made it as a manager. Too emotional and harsh.
Emotional?
@@GeorgeFreeman55 Anger is an emotion
@@alansmith888 Ye I suppose it is.. It is just unusual emotional and Mr stone Roy Keane in the same sentence😂😂.