DATING AND D*CK PICS | YOZANA THAPA MAGAR | STAND-UP COMEDY |

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  • Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
  • Get ready for a hilarious rollercoaster ride with Yozana Thapa Magar in her latest stand-up comedy video, "Dating and D*ck Pics." Yozana dives headfirst into the chaotic and often absurd world of modern dating, delivering her unique and unapologetic take on the highs, lows, and everything in between.
    Hit play, sit back, and enjoy the comedic genius of Yozana Thapa Magar as she takes you through the wild ride of "Dating and D*ck Pics." Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more hilarious content!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 475

  • @YozanaThapaMagar
    @YozanaThapaMagar Місяць тому +267

    Hope you guys enjoy this video ❤️ if not, will try in next one 🙈🙈

    • @CherryMakesGameplays
      @CherryMakesGameplays Місяць тому

      you go girl

    • @1MB_Vlogs
      @1MB_Vlogs Місяць тому +24

      Toit lastai xada ... atti nai ramro comedy gare jasto lagxa tmlai 😡😡😡...

    • @RoshanBhattaraie
      @RoshanBhattaraie Місяць тому +1

      atti nai ramro thyo tara u have fluency in english haian diju? why not do a show in eng only

    • @skrsundar1014
      @skrsundar1014 Місяць тому

      it was good whatever the topic was. 😂😂😂

    • @subashtolangsz1234
      @subashtolangsz1234 Місяць тому

      😹🔥

  • @abcd77190
    @abcd77190 16 днів тому +35

    You really have a hidden talent please keep it hidden🥱

  • @Darealstory777
    @Darealstory777 Місяць тому +171

    When you realise memes are far funny than nepali standup💀

  • @xZyroXx1
    @xZyroXx1 Місяць тому +151

    Best part of the video 10:37

    • @rohitkarki1604
      @rohitkarki1604 Місяць тому +1

      Thank you

    • @UrrAbinash
      @UrrAbinash Місяць тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😊

    • @nehawaibadd
      @nehawaibadd Місяць тому +6

      Testai ho kti le pragati gareko dekhna nasakesi😂Also nobody asked about your opinion so keep that to yourself.

    • @xZyroXx1
      @xZyroXx1 Місяць тому +8

      @@nehawaibadd nobody asked for your too.

    • @Subashmadridsta7
      @Subashmadridsta7 Місяць тому +2

      Thankyou for saving my time

  • @IshowJenish
    @IshowJenish 24 дні тому +17

    6:42 this hits hard 😂

  • @PrakashParu
    @PrakashParu Місяць тому +76

    चस्मा लगाउने केटी सबै संस्कारी हुँदैन !
    धन्यबाद 😬.
    #MRR

    • @Sameer-qp2lz
      @Sameer-qp2lz 28 днів тому +1

      @@PrakashParu ल चस्मा लगाउने त झन् खुंखार हुन्छन्। बाहिर सोझो भित्र त खुंखार हो।😂

    • @amingurung9130
      @amingurung9130 27 днів тому

      Mia khalifa ne hunxan

    • @bijayachaulagain4416
      @bijayachaulagain4416 21 день тому +1

      Mia लाई बिर्सेको 😅

  • @masteranime0
    @masteranime0 27 днів тому +21

    10:36 was the best part of the video

    • @Biheyy
      @Biheyy 25 днів тому +2

      😂

    • @Subasey
      @Subasey 19 днів тому +2

      Your Cmnt is more funnier than her comedy 😂

  • @ganeshpariyar5488
    @ganeshpariyar5488 29 днів тому +28

    MRRian attendance here 👋

  • @sulabpokharel8144
    @sulabpokharel8144 28 днів тому +14

    The audience are the two soundboxes that played the hahaha sound every 5 seconds 😄

  • @ANIMECLIP7
    @ANIMECLIP7 Місяць тому +74

    Audience are just laughing to recover money.comedy ka xa

    • @Sunflower177
      @Sunflower177 Місяць тому

      Haha😂

    • @nirmalsampang
      @nirmalsampang Місяць тому +6

      I think audience didn't pay but got paid to laugh

    • @WhatDheck1
      @WhatDheck1 27 днів тому +1

      motivational speakers 👆😅

    • @AayanPun-uj3nq
      @AayanPun-uj3nq 25 днів тому

      Fax😂

    • @Nepal005
      @Nepal005 24 дні тому +1

      Sahi vannu vayo..kuch bhi boldai xe

  • @lokenkhatiwada
    @lokenkhatiwada Місяць тому +53

    केटी आइ, अंग्रेजीमा छाडा बोली, गै ।😅

    • @Linkbns
      @Linkbns 27 днів тому +1

      umm ho bhai kt alik c type rahixa.

    • @ok621
      @ok621 10 днів тому

      ​@@Linkbns😂😂😂
      D banaideu milayerw

  • @animefeeds0217
    @animefeeds0217 12 днів тому +3

    Am I the only one who didn't even giggled watching this video? Like where's comedy?

  • @soorajlama6471
    @soorajlama6471 День тому

    That was awesome i dont have the correct words to say rite nw hw i felt but it was damn nice stand up so far by a lady proud of our country girls

  • @tribhuvansharma5219
    @tribhuvansharma5219 18 днів тому +8

    MRR मा पोष्ट देखे पछि आएको है "JAY_MRR"😂😂

  • @Voice_Of_Youths
    @Voice_Of_Youths Місяць тому +5

    5:58...............best part🤣

  • @yunishh945
    @yunishh945 17 днів тому +11

    Bharkharai Dhruv Rathee ko video herera aako, and then perfect example video ma vane jastai hunxa, bheda audience ani these type of talks!!! Ettikei chhada chhada sabda vanxa ani ettikei hasdine chhan oiii kti le ta esto bolyo vandai..

  • @pradeepsedhai7959
    @pradeepsedhai7959 Місяць тому +21

    If whole world is against her. I will be with world.

  • @SobitBaral
    @SobitBaral Місяць тому +19

    Simran panday banna khojera aai
    Bichara shibu pandey vayera gayi😅

  • @Saugat.Timalsina
    @Saugat.Timalsina 27 днів тому +4

    Where are those meme pages !!! Shee need some boost literally she was fire 🔥 im her fan after this ❤️‍🔥

  • @manojacharya2672
    @manojacharya2672 5 днів тому

    Damiii didi happy teej🎉🎉🎉🎉 I m from Manipur India 😂😂😂

  • @akashkaisii821
    @akashkaisii821 27 хвилин тому

    At first I was really impressed by your conversation as a comedian but further on you were very personal as if you had an experience what you said... Anyways it all make sense that boys/men will be same but at the same time girls/women they should also bring the change.
    Because life is too harsh for everyone we can't judge each and every one personally.

  • @ANISH226-w7f
    @ANISH226-w7f Місяць тому +3

    छाडातन्त्रको गतिलो उदाहरण!!
    हास्य-कलाकारिता खिल्ली उडाइस् धन्यवाद

  • @subashsharma6218
    @subashsharma6218 Місяць тому +12

    कमेडिको राजालाई ल्याउनु परो आदरणीय दाइ आदर्श मिश्र लाई
    यो योजना दिदी good perfect
    आयुस दाजु❤🎉

  • @user-fr4qe7tk4u
    @user-fr4qe7tk4u 24 дні тому

    Yozana didi rocks.😅😅😅It makes me laugh so much. Love it

  • @srkvishall8700
    @srkvishall8700 Місяць тому +7

    18+ caption should be enabled !

    • @Aashishsomaimagar
      @Aashishsomaimagar 28 днів тому

      Thumbnail ma tetro thulo akshyar ma topic mention garexa.
      And you are expecting to keep 18+ disclaimer 😂

  • @Pun2635
    @Pun2635 26 днів тому

    Very humoristic, and also within topic, what a wonderful performance🎉

  • @ryspn16
    @ryspn16 28 днів тому +1

    Try to make audience laugh like olden days comedian who won't use vulgarity but still make viewers laugh

  • @ashishjoshi3102
    @ashishjoshi3102 Місяць тому +4

    Viral huna lai yesto content I can't even imagine?
    You are a good comic I have known you for a long time but this is something I am really upset about .

  • @sumanghimire275
    @sumanghimire275 Місяць тому +17

    यो केटीलाई लाग्दो हो मैले डिक भनेर हँसाए भएर तर यस्ता ताईनतुइका कमेडी गर्न नजान्ने लाई स्ट्याण्डप कमेडीको स्टेज र माइक दिनु चाहिँ स्ट्याण्डप कै गरिमा बिगार्नु हो है । १० मिनेटको भिडियोमा एउटा ठाउँ छैन के हाँस उठ्ने खालको छि ।

    • @nirmalsampang
      @nirmalsampang Місяць тому +1

      tei vanyaa.. it's a torture to wait for the funny part to come and you still dont find it..

    • @Anjana_Tamang-s2t
      @Anjana_Tamang-s2t Місяць тому

      Aba yo show nai ayush ra yozana ko ho😅

    • @dhirajpaudel363
      @dhirajpaudel363 24 дні тому

      kasko video hereko xas

  • @mohsombudha8926
    @mohsombudha8926 25 днів тому

    Wow new comedian in market.. hats up❤

  • @manilamatya1727
    @manilamatya1727 4 дні тому

    SO much hate on comment section!!! TBH i loved it!!! its a humor and a joke!!! which was delivered please be more racist as well next time hahaha

  • @nehawaibadd
    @nehawaibadd Місяць тому +2

    Smoothly delivered!!!!!! Keep it up Yozana dd!❤️

  • @samirpanthi2788
    @samirpanthi2788 19 днів тому +3

    Kta ho screenshot hana poxi arrange marriage ma yai kti paryo vani😅😂

  • @Dr.Cricspot
    @Dr.Cricspot 7 днів тому

    Her parents must be proud of her... Keep going🥳

  • @ji_prajwal_ji
    @ji_prajwal_ji 17 днів тому +1

    Video vanda funny ta comment section raixa😆

  • @MilanBastola
    @MilanBastola Місяць тому +3

    Jo pani uthera comedy garna aako xan aajkal. 😂

  • @Regmi.Sanjaya
    @Regmi.Sanjaya Місяць тому +5

    1:32 MRR ko nam lida ni ajhai MRR ma aainin nani

    • @Saroz1030
      @Saroz1030 28 днів тому

      Kta haru le aja haldei thieye😅

  • @shagardumre3044
    @shagardumre3044 Місяць тому +5

    when we nepali will find better audience for standup comedy.

  • @surakshyapanta6854
    @surakshyapanta6854 Місяць тому +3

    Gurll! Always a big fan of yours. You nailed it. Looking forward to more of your performances.
    Laugh and clap, you are creating a platform for many. Kudos❤❤❤❤

    • @ANISH226-w7f
      @ANISH226-w7f Місяць тому

      होर सार्वजनिक व्यक्ति भएर एस्तो छाडातन्त्रको साक्षी बास्ने ? व्यक्तिगत फेसबुक पेजमा यो स्तरको अश्लिल सामाग्रीको लिङ्क सेयर गर्ने दम छ त?

    • @ANISH226-w7f
      @ANISH226-w7f Місяць тому

      यो कुनै कलाकारिता हो? यो हास्य-कलाकारिताको धेरै ठुलो बदनामी हो अनि फेरी अरु सार्वजनिक व्यक्ति आएर आत्माविश्वास बनाइदिने?

    • @ANISH226-w7f
      @ANISH226-w7f Місяць тому

      यो कुनै कलाकारिता हो? हास्य- कलाकारिताको बदनामी हो यो, अनि अझ कलाकार हु भन्नेहरु नै पो आएर आत्माविश्वास वडापदिन्छन त हौ

    • @ANISH226-w7f
      @ANISH226-w7f Місяць тому

      @@AllTimeHitsofficial त्यही बहानामा युटुब भरि यस्ता सामाग्री खुलेआम राखिदिउँ बच्चा ले हेरुन, वुद्द ले हेरुन युवाले हेरुन।।। कस्तो हिम्मत को कुरा गरेको भाइ ? खुलेआम अश्लिल शब्द पाच्य हुन्छ कुनै नि बहानामा ? अटेन्सन सिकर रे, भाइ भाइरल हुन छाडा बोलेको छैन मैले

    • @ANISH226-w7f
      @ANISH226-w7f Місяць тому

      @@AllTimeHitsofficial यस्ता छाडा, नांंङगे हरु को बचाऊ त जस्तो मुर्खलाइ नै गर्न परोस् ।। म कलाकारिता को सम्मान गर्छु

  • @doslergang2972
    @doslergang2972 Місяць тому +3

    Me in whole video 🙂

  • @aanudumeevlogs3367
    @aanudumeevlogs3367 Місяць тому

    Thanks for 184 subscribers. keep on supporting me guys.😍🙏

  • @suniel108
    @suniel108 13 днів тому +1

    कस्तो दुःख लाग्यो यो बहिनी को कथा सुनेर 😢

  • @aayushkoirala4139
    @aayushkoirala4139 Місяць тому +29

    kyu nahi ho rahi comedy??

    • @PresidentOfNewNepal
      @PresidentOfNewNepal Місяць тому

      she needs to work on her delivery/performance. the content is there!

  • @sumanpmagar8611
    @sumanpmagar8611 8 днів тому

    Baini sended hunna sent vana la jabarjasti angrezi dinxa ta

  • @bdsantosh1144
    @bdsantosh1144 Місяць тому +1

    Thanks democracy xada bolna payeko ma khusi xan ini haru 😂

  • @bgmisikkimyt4245
    @bgmisikkimyt4245 Місяць тому

    Least shes trying out hard and kind of funny guys accept it 🎉💐💐

  • @tilakrajoli3427
    @tilakrajoli3427 Місяць тому +3

    Keep the fire 🔥 of stand up culture.

  • @sumanm35
    @sumanm35 28 днів тому +2

    Kasto xada kti Yesko ta bihe nai hudaina holaa😅😅😅😅

  • @user-bp3gc5ye6v
    @user-bp3gc5ye6v 8 днів тому

    ha hah haaa hasais ______ hasaiss .... you know line.

  • @user-bp3gc5ye6v
    @user-bp3gc5ye6v 8 днів тому

    give her oscar 7:24

  • @dingoff715
    @dingoff715 23 дні тому

    Babal lagyo malai so much open minded ❤️

  • @susangkauchha3531
    @susangkauchha3531 26 днів тому

    very nice, entertaining

  • @kamalneupane9896
    @kamalneupane9896 18 днів тому +1

    #Mrr को दाजुले पोस्ट गर्याथे र आको बेक्कार १० मिनेट गयो कमेडी त छैन छैन त 😂😂

  • @user-pv9fz9do2s
    @user-pv9fz9do2s 8 днів тому

    Purai vedio herda ek choti ni hasina hau😂😂

  • @Sanyasi-ro1sq
    @Sanyasi-ro1sq 20 днів тому +1

    Comedy Is fuckinh Her !!

  • @vishnugautam6928
    @vishnugautam6928 17 днів тому +1

    You guys are spoiling your own respect in the name of fucking comedy

  • @mafia7391
    @mafia7391 27 днів тому

    6:47

  • @purnagurung9301
    @purnagurung9301 Місяць тому +1

    I really like this girl !
    At least someone in Nepali market to entertain

  • @growwithus0
    @growwithus0 Місяць тому +4

    if a women is doing stand up , she is only going to joke on sex , which is not even that funny, and ani kta haru le sunirahunxan ani haso nalai nalai pani sunirako hunxan ferii , ani purai garni mauka pauni jasto k

  • @nischalkarki97
    @nischalkarki97 Місяць тому +3

    Mata laugh sunna aako😂😂

  • @sumitshrestha88
    @sumitshrestha88 Місяць тому

    Missing old stand up comedies❤️‍🩹

  • @snehagurung8482
    @snehagurung8482 28 днів тому

    6.45 its so true

  • @jmi6394
    @jmi6394 23 дні тому

    I couldn't stop laughing cause I never started

  • @Aditya0512-j5s
    @Aditya0512-j5s 19 днів тому

    If this is the dark humour level of Girls...then we boys r out of league

  • @apoorwakshitizsingh4054
    @apoorwakshitizsingh4054 Місяць тому +8

    Ma ta comment ma Rajabadi herna aako 😂😂😂

    • @stanlee4512
      @stanlee4512 Місяць тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @YozanaThapaMagar
      @YozanaThapaMagar Місяць тому

      Maile rajtantra ko kura nakatna sakdo Prayas garya chhu hai 😅

    • @ayusharyal9107
      @ayusharyal9107 Місяць тому

      Dai 1 Choti yozana DD lai bishes tippani ma launu paryo❤

    • @bikalghimere555
      @bikalghimere555 Місяць тому

      Dai aba ta sikeu ni comedy 😬😂

    • @ANISH226-w7f
      @ANISH226-w7f Місяць тому

      म चै छाडातन्त्र का नमुना अश्लिल, नाङ्गानाच, समाजमा अपाच्य हुने हर्कत हरु खुलेआम छाड्नेहरु, नालायक कलाकार हु भन्ने तोरीहरु, भाइरल बन्ने रहरमा नाङगिएकाहरु, कलाकारिताको नाम मा सामप्रदाइक दव्न्द निम्त्याउने गरि जातिय टिप्पटी छाड्दै हिड्ने लाइ सुझाव दिन आको

  • @tamreyt5896
    @tamreyt5896 28 днів тому

    Zimba dai acting ma janu ko reason😊

  • @ankitparajuli411
    @ankitparajuli411 11 днів тому

    When you try to "copy-paste" English jokes .

  • @directfromhell9
    @directfromhell9 Місяць тому +1

    Disclaimer: This video is created for 18+ audiences only. Please skip if your age is 18 and below. 😊

    • @Youwatchai
      @Youwatchai Місяць тому

      Atleaat title ta padhera herne ki naherne vanera judge garna ta sakihalxan ni

  • @YogeshGurung-hq9zn
    @YogeshGurung-hq9zn Місяць тому

    She deserve real Oscar 😎😜

  • @JustRANDOM718
    @JustRANDOM718 Місяць тому

    Great start 😂😂

  • @Bijyofficial214
    @Bijyofficial214 Місяць тому +2

    बहिनि को कमेडी हेर्न आको अङ्ग्रेजी को क्लास रच्🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 म त हेरिन 😅😅😅😅😅 अङ्ग्रेजी न बोले सम्म 🤣 कमेडी पूरा न हुनि रच आज कल नेपाल 😅😅😅😅 तोइट मा झ्याक्नि हरु

    • @roseofdevil
      @roseofdevil 28 днів тому

      Yeee yadi yai kti le dick lai lado vandeko vaye taiii ayera kti vyera yesto bolis vanthis hola hau 😅

  • @tekrajtube
    @tekrajtube 7 днів тому

    Talent ❎ valu type ✅

  • @rab_een
    @rab_een 28 днів тому +1

    Mrr ko post pachi herna aaako ko ko chham😅

  • @bindashcharlie7152
    @bindashcharlie7152 Місяць тому +2

    Does she open messenger or Omegle??? 😷😷

  • @nrjvlog3147
    @nrjvlog3147 18 днів тому

    Mrr ma yanko katha sunera herna aaipugyo😅

  • @AnjaliRawal0
    @AnjaliRawal0 Місяць тому

    bruh yrrr wah@Yozana ThapaMagar❤‍🔥

  • @suztalife
    @suztalife Місяць тому +8

    Hahahaah nice 😂😂😂

  • @Subasey
    @Subasey 19 днів тому

    Kun thau ma hasna parne ho vanera lekhdinu paryo haii 😃

  • @milanthapamagar9
    @milanthapamagar9 14 днів тому

    Commenters putting cherry on top of this video🤣

  • @Sagun4vidhyamandir
    @Sagun4vidhyamandir Місяць тому +1

    Nice nice nice ❤

  • @phurba3596
    @phurba3596 6 днів тому

    maile bhaat ham handai here

  • @tanamlimbu7614
    @tanamlimbu7614 20 днів тому

    Bold bold😂

  • @MCU360
    @MCU360 15 днів тому

    Hasna tha 😂 10:36 k baad pata chala 😅

  • @suztalife
    @suztalife Місяць тому +2

    Tyai vaera mommy haru lai sacho bolnu hudaina 😅

  • @aasishpangenhang4534
    @aasishpangenhang4534 Місяць тому

    While watching this video!!
    I didn’t get any point to laugh where should I pause and laugh?
    Kindly let me know please 🤣🤣

  • @sl_tamang.
    @sl_tamang. 21 день тому

    Only says break up
    K chai xa khoii

  • @Kakarot2052
    @Kakarot2052 Місяць тому +2

    Should have marked as 18+ at least. Imagine children watching this.

    • @AlanThapa
      @AlanThapa Місяць тому

      kids know porn exist. so this isnt the worst thing in the internet as you think.

    • @Kakarot2052
      @Kakarot2052 Місяць тому

      @@AlanThapa Hope you're right.

    • @dhirajpaudel363
      @dhirajpaudel363 24 дні тому

      @@AlanThapa good reply

  • @cretivebirat6085
    @cretivebirat6085 Місяць тому

    She is preety good😂

  • @YogeshGurung-hq9zn
    @YogeshGurung-hq9zn Місяць тому

    Totally lit 🔥 🤣

  • @rameshkunwar8730
    @rameshkunwar8730 Місяць тому +2

    lovely

  • @SunilMagar-ys3hd
    @SunilMagar-ys3hd 27 днів тому

    I think she randomly downloaded Omega 😂😂😂

  • @Binodthokra1994
    @Binodthokra1994 Місяць тому +1

    So called Feminism 😅😅😅😅

  • @sarunsaru5976
    @sarunsaru5976 27 днів тому

    Keep it up y...

  • @omthapa5781
    @omthapa5781 Місяць тому +1

    Nice one sis 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

  • @dee158
    @dee158 28 днів тому

    Mrr kai nam lehiyara chalo video 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ADthedopest
    @ADthedopest 18 днів тому

    where is our society going😢such a waste in the name of Art

  • @rahulmoktan8839
    @rahulmoktan8839 11 днів тому

    Yai kura haru sabai nepali ma boleko Vaya aailey 30 million vanda Badi views pukthyo hola😂😂

  • @rajlama8425
    @rajlama8425 9 днів тому

    Hasnu parne chai kun time maa ho k?
    Well tried but we are used to more dark comedy than this in usual chats within boys 😂

  • @bineetneupane8940
    @bineetneupane8940 Місяць тому

    Nepali comedy is like premis -0 delivery - minus 100

  • @Gagan21724
    @Gagan21724 26 днів тому

    Chemikee ba lea che kasare khayeaxa petaii 😂