It was ~ 2008/09 and I bought a Pooter. You and Ed Bassmaster organized a Pooter contest for subscribers to upload videos using it in public. I believe it was the first time you did a Pooter contest and I ended up winning. Good times!
I was sorry to hear that UA-cam “shut you down” last week. I watched that video and actually felt sorry for you. I hope you got more views than ever from that one. I’m glad to see that they gave you another chance. I’m so glad they reversed their decision. Your newest commercial for “the pooter” was breathtaking.
I’m right handed and I cannot do it for the life of me with my right hand. Now my left hand, I’m a pro. It’s hilarious. I’ve had two for like 8 years now. I just got my coworkers today with it.
Great tutorial. At school we had to learn an instrument. I was so bored. If only we had instruments of fartation, I would have played and played, and looked forward to one day joining an orchestra. What a hoot that would have been!
I love my pooter!! I have 2 of them lol. I remember when I first got one like 10 years ago or so, I couldn't do it and I was mad lol. I was like the people you mentioned and I wanted to return it but I didn't and now I like to think of myself as a master pooter lol. I just need to find people who think it's as funny as I do. My family and friends dont like me using it. 😭Lol
I was wondering, is the pooter really working well like in the vids, and also, is it necessary to have and buy the wax for the pooter or does it sound good without too ??:)
In our youth, my friends and I 'terrorized' the public with 'whoopee cushions', even the ultra-fancy, then called, The Hyatt Regency in Nashville, TN, circa 1983/1984. Some would go to the glass elevators with the 'whoopee cushions' while the others would observe the hilarious results from the lobby :D You've never seen people so quickly hold their breath, and, those were the days before 'fart spray', LOL ! :D Just silly, innocent, awkward Fun :D
I had 2 whoopie cushens back in high school. they were a blast. . . . . LITERALLY, LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! my brother had a fart whistle that he would sound off in class all the time. I ripped a big ole, loud, hairy assed, fart. . . on them hard plastic chairs of our school desks, which made the fart really loud & echoed thru the whole classroom & the teacher thought for a moment it was my brother & his fart whistle till he realised it was me & a REAL fart🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!We were all just freakin dying🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! One kid that was seated with all us rowdy bunch, he fell out of his desk onto the floor, holding his gut in a fetal position, rolling with laughter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! Another kid seated behined me was laughing so hard & fanning the air in front of his face saying, " PEEEEEE-UUUUUUU, RAY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! Our teacher, Mr. Brown, who was just a kid himself at ripe age of just 24 yrs. old popped off & says, "I SWEAR I COULDUH JUST SAW RAY LIFT UP OFF HIS CHAIR ABOUT 12 INCHES AFTER THAT ONE. . . ."!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 We all royally freakin lost it when he said that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! All the high fuh-lootin, snobby, oh holier than thou, miss priss, princess, teacher's pet, girls seated in all the front rows of the class were so disgusted & mad as all can be & they were really upset cuz Mr. Brown popped off🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! We had him in stiches as well🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!We had class stopped for 10 minutes at least. . . . litterally🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! That was back in 87 cuz i was a senior in class. . . . . . .That was freakin classic🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have worn out several pooters, squeezing them until the sides split and I repair them with silicone adhesive. I love these and give them to people as gifts again and again. Thanks Jack Vale for countless hours of fun. You are so right, it is all in the technique and placement in your hand as well as amount of moisture in your skin. "The moment you have been waiting for..." bahahahaha
We have cheap and nasty imitations over here in the UK but we'd love our own, genuine, authentic Pooter. Hoping you can sort shipping over the pond soon, Jack! We love your videos. Keep up the great work! 🤣😂🤣😂💖🤍💙💜🙏
I remember when you first started selling these, i was just a young teen and really wanted one. now, as an adult, i just realized i CAN have one. Im glad you still sell this, i will be ordering one pronto. thank you for this! (side note: idk how you recorded all of this with a straight face, it must be hilarious behind the scenes!!)
Love ya Jack, you’re so much fun…..I hope you always have fun this way and keep ‘em coming. There’s one type of fart I rarely hear hear anymore and was called “the machine gun fart” which you have to have on a hard bench, as in church pews…..I’m talking real hard core farting. Made me fall down laughing “pow pow pow”. Guess I’ll never grow up 🤭😂 , don’t care to, I’m 71 years old and this the stuff that doubles me over laughing ! 🙏
I am from México and my wife, daughter and I always see your videos farting in front of People jajaja you are amazing Jack. you are very funny and you make us laugh a lot
The real question that I have is, do you have a lav mic running down your sleeve to capture the sound or something? Surely the camera isn’t picking up that sound at the typical distance that it is from you.
Like Jack said, it's an art form and the pooter is an instrument which you have to get to know very closely. By the time I got the hang of it I wore my first pooter out. There will be a fold in one spot, like Jack was talking about, and one sharp point on that fold which eventually break and become a small hole. You can try and patch it or get a new pooter. I used it with my extended family and some of them loved so I bought pooters for them as well as some friends.
Was really happy when i found the sweet spot on my hand. I use my ring and middle finger to squeeze. Kind of developed a muscle for it after being ridiculous and squeezing the pooter for hours. Ended up getting a split in the rubber. I seal it with electrical tape works good for a while.
I recently lost my beloved little mam and my father who was married to her for 61 years was absolutely devastated and still mourns her passing everyday. In an attempt to cheer him up and give him a bit of a laugh, I showed him the farting in walmart videos and he was rolling in fits of laughter. Thanks Jack
@@duebraccia Especially when you drop a quiet little protein powered trouser guff in a lift full of victims as you are about to exit at the required floor. As you exit the lift, turn around and watch as the people remaining inside, react by either wretching or bawking and putting their hands or handkerchiefs over their mouthes and noses, looking around at each other to try and establish who was responsible for the outrage as the doors close. If you have someone make eye contact with you and suspicious you are responsible, always raise your hand and proudly announce "That was me."
He said find the bend.... oooo this is gonna be a good one lmao..just got mine today from my wife... live your videos we watch you everynight with the kids.
*The Pooter* *Do Not Leave Home Without It* I seriously carry my *Pooter* everywhere. Yes, in church too. I *Pooted* around my Pastor's mother. That was so fun. But... she knows me. Well she thought she did until that day. I of course showed her that is wasn't real. Then... here is the best part. Showing the Pastor's mother how she can do the same thing. Oh....MAN, that is hilarious!!!
Thank you, took notes on this, going to make a voice recording with my updated Pooter strategy affirmations and listen to it morning and night with 4 hz binaural beats to ingrain it in my subconscious mind.
Ah man, been trying to get one of the official ones here in the UK but shipping isn't available from your site! Hope you get distribution to the UK sorted soon!! Love your work.
I never laughed so much your videos are great you should get a fart spray to spray in isle or have your camera man do it I wonder how that would go over and hearing it I love when you get down in a squat or lift your leg on a half omg 😂
Hello my new friend Jack,with all respect to you that the pooter designe is hard to do for most people,it is hard and it hurt the hand for beginners,you make is easy because you had alot of practice with it,i wish you invent something easier and softer,my regards,,,Badr.
"Daddy, what you doing?"........I have no idea bud. Where did I get to in my life to have bought one and practicing how to use it, how did I end up here. 😂
*Jack Vale* Would you have ever thought that you would not only be making a video of teaching others how to properly use *The Pooter* but also, one day tripping people out by you, *Farting Near Them* ... I believe the answer from *Jack Vale* would be a definite *Yes*
Ordered one the other week and requested Jack autograph it, and he actually did the absolute madman. 5-stars.
@Mark Thompson No? The checkout process has a field for special requests. I just thought it would be fun to ask for an autograph.
@Mark Proksch why not he's awesome
I followed your advice and requested one too, and boy oh boy did he follow through! 😅
I literally farted on every person I passed at Walmart and Sam’s club. I was asked to leave the store by security. I succeeded!
torpedoLaw, 👏 You win the gold 🏅 medal!!! 🙏✌👍🤝
😂😂😂😂
bien hecho 👍
Lmaoooo menace
But how? They aren’t loud enough in a store.
I just spent 10 minutes at 2:30am watching a man explain his fart technique
😂😂😂😂 2:11am for me
@@cheapenstein 10 months into the past for me 😊
Hahahahahahah
1:40 a.m. You’re not alone.
1:00 am here
It's 2 in the morning and I'm watching a Pooter Fart Tutorial! LOL Got to love it!
Ir's five in the morning and I'm watching a Pootorial as well!
12 am for me 😂
It was ~ 2008/09 and I bought a Pooter. You and Ed Bassmaster organized a Pooter contest for subscribers to upload videos using it in public. I believe it was the first time you did a Pooter contest and I ended up winning. Good times!
I can't figure it out, I still have 2 of the originals.
Do you still have it and use it?
@@Redant23 If you can't figure this out no amount of explaining is going to help sorry to say
Sorry to say having a hard time to figure it out
Every time when I press it, it doesn’t sound like a fart. It sounds squeaky.
Jack will leave the world with such a wonderful legacy.
I learnt more from this important tutorial than I ever did in school lol
This is like a music tutorial. ‘You get a nice even tone.’
Jack you should become a Private Toot-er
The man that made millions from never growing up 😂😂😂 good job man. I'm 36 and I'm laughing my butt off just from the tutorial lol
Poots from my right hand sound like questions while poots from my left hand sound like declarations of war.
seems like you need a 2 pack
I was sorry to hear that UA-cam “shut you down” last week. I watched that video and actually felt sorry for you. I hope you got more views than ever from that one.
I’m glad to see that they gave you another chance. I’m so glad they reversed their decision.
Your newest commercial for “the pooter” was breathtaking.
Ryan Hodges, You Tube " shut Jack down"? Why and what happened? Please " Splain"!!!!🙏✌👍🤝
Amazing devise, no batteries required, never same sound twice...awesome.
However one will never surpass The Legend...Jack Vale : )
Love it, even your tutorials crack me up, I love how professionally you talk about making fart sounds 😂 brilliant you're awesome
You are the "Pooter Tutor" hahahaha
I can't get it down like jack, all mine are higher pitched I'm kinda getting pissed lol
I take mine golfing, the guys laugh and ladies jaws drops 😂
I’m right handed and I cannot do it for the life of me with my right hand. Now my left hand, I’m a pro. It’s hilarious. I’ve had two for like 8 years now. I just got my coworkers today with it.
The sheer amount of hearty laughs this man has created with this little gem 🤣 Making a difference in so many lives.
I can create the same amount of laughs without his help......😞
Great tutorial. At school we had to learn an instrument. I was so bored. If only we had instruments of fartation, I would have played and played, and looked forward to one day joining an orchestra. What a hoot that would have been!
It’s literally like learning a musical instrument. LOL
Your faces in the videos, the crop-dusting, the jumps and involvement... Most hilarious 💩 I've ever seen.
I love my pooter!! I have 2 of them lol. I remember when I first got one like 10 years ago or so, I couldn't do it and I was mad lol. I was like the people you mentioned and I wanted to return it but I didn't and now I like to think of myself as a master pooter lol. I just need to find people who think it's as funny as I do. My family and friends dont like me using it. 😭Lol
Lol just keep having fun and don't care what others think. Life isn't life without having fun.
How did you get yours to work? I never could get mine to work
I was wondering, is the pooter really working well like in the vids, and also, is it necessary to have and buy the wax for the pooter or does it sound good without too ??:)
@@samfo10 he overdubs it for sure
@@stevenlatour1342 I mean after all this time you could'nt get yours to do a fart noïse ?? Or it is not the same that in the video ?
From SNL to selling Pooters....Great job Jim Breuer!!!
*Jack Vale* and *Jim Bruer* are truly related.
Had to get another Pooter as my kid took my old one! 🤣 I laugh hard at the leg lifts and the beach ones the most. Love it!
I have to get a new one because mine broke after 4 years. Hopefully it’s better :)
In our youth, my friends and I 'terrorized' the public with 'whoopee cushions', even the ultra-fancy, then called, The Hyatt Regency in Nashville, TN, circa 1983/1984. Some would go to the glass elevators with the 'whoopee cushions' while the others would observe the hilarious results from the lobby :D You've never seen people so quickly hold their breath, and, those were the days before 'fart spray', LOL ! :D Just silly, innocent, awkward Fun :D
I had 2 whoopie cushens back in high school. they were a blast. . . . . LITERALLY, LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! my brother had a fart whistle that he would sound off in class all the time. I ripped a big ole, loud, hairy assed, fart. . . on them hard plastic chairs of our school desks, which made the fart really loud & echoed thru the whole classroom & the teacher thought for a moment it was my brother & his fart whistle till he realised it was me & a REAL fart🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!We were all just freakin dying🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! One kid that was seated with all us rowdy bunch, he fell out of his desk onto the floor, holding his gut in a fetal position, rolling with laughter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! Another kid seated behined me was laughing so hard & fanning the air in front of his face saying, " PEEEEEE-UUUUUUU, RAY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! Our teacher, Mr. Brown, who was just a kid himself at ripe age of just 24 yrs. old popped off & says, "I SWEAR I COULDUH JUST SAW RAY LIFT UP OFF HIS CHAIR ABOUT 12 INCHES AFTER THAT ONE. . . ."!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 We all royally freakin lost it when he said that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! All the high fuh-lootin, snobby, oh holier than thou, miss priss, princess, teacher's pet, girls seated in all the front rows of the class were so disgusted & mad as all can be & they were really upset cuz Mr. Brown popped off🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! We had him in stiches as well🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!We had class stopped for 10 minutes at least. . . . litterally🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! That was back in 87 cuz i was a senior in class. . . . . . .That was freakin classic🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And I've been doing it the old fashioned way forever. This will save me a ton of cash on Taco Bell and laundry soap.
🤣🤣
I have worn out several pooters, squeezing them until the sides split and I repair them with silicone adhesive. I love these and give them to people as gifts again and again. Thanks Jack Vale for countless hours of fun. You are so right, it is all in the technique and placement in your hand as well as amount of moisture in your skin. "The moment you have been waiting for..." bahahahaha
I just practiced accompanying Pachelbel’s “Canon” with my Pooter. Beautiful.
I cant belive I watched a 10 mins tutorial about How to fart with a pooter😅
Same....and I still can't do it😂
Leslie Nielsen used one of these devices & took it everywhere he went & used it in all his interviews.
I don’t go to church anymore but if I had a Pooter I’d start attending. 🤣
if you do it in church, you are sitting in your own phew!!
@@feruct5 🤣 I’ll give it to ya!
@@feruct5 lol
We have cheap and nasty imitations over here in the UK but we'd love our own, genuine, authentic Pooter. Hoping you can sort shipping over the pond soon, Jack! We love your videos. Keep up the great work! 🤣😂🤣😂💖🤍💙💜🙏
I remember when you first started selling these, i was just a young teen and really wanted one. now, as an adult, i just realized i CAN have one. Im glad you still sell this, i will be ordering one pronto. thank you for this! (side note: idk how you recorded all of this with a straight face, it must be hilarious behind the scenes!!)
Love ya Jack, you’re so much fun…..I hope you always have fun this way and keep ‘em coming. There’s one type of fart I rarely hear hear anymore and was called “the machine gun fart” which you have to have on a hard bench, as in church pews…..I’m talking real hard core farting. Made me fall down laughing “pow pow pow”. Guess I’ll never grow up 🤭😂 , don’t care to, I’m 71 years old and this the stuff that doubles me over laughing ! 🙏
The terms "sweet" and "fart" aren't used together nearly enough.
I make my own all-natural pooter wax.
I just do the real thing in stores. Sometimes I shart myself, but who cares. It’s all in fun.
This video gave me everything I needed to succeed in life. Thank you Jack !
An remember kiddies the Pooter💨 crosses all boundaries of embarrassment 🤣
Jack, you are a nut! We love you!!❤
Hi Jack. When will you allow international shipments? I can only select US and Canada.
Woke from a deep sleep watching this struuthh wat next!!!
Look ma.. no hands.. 💩😅 nope.. nope.. that one was real. I’ll be back.. 🚽🧻🛀🧼
An absolute master!! 💯
"..it's primed and ready." 🤣🤣
I got my pooter the other day, and absolutely love it, it took me a minute to learn how to use it, but now I absolutely make all my friends laugh
I am from México and my wife, daughter and I always see your videos farting in front of People jajaja you are amazing Jack. you are very funny and you make us laugh a lot
Jack, you are the master farter.
The real question that I have is, do you have a lav mic running down your sleeve to capture the sound or something? Surely the camera isn’t picking up that sound at the typical distance that it is from you.
What a truly wonderful time to be alive jack 😂
Like Jack said, it's an art form and the pooter is an instrument which you have to get to know very closely.
By the time I got the hang of it I wore my first pooter out. There will be a fold in one spot, like Jack was talking about, and one sharp point on that fold which eventually break and become a small hole. You can try and patch it or get a new pooter.
I used it with my extended family and some of them loved so I bought pooters for them as well as some friends.
How long did it last ? or might it last ?
@@john-kneebee2143A couple of months if memory serves.
The quality of this video is really nice Jack!
Imagine if all commercials use that kind of tone and music like in 1:38-2:12.
Man I’d love an autographed pooter
OMG JACK I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I FARTED 💨I'M GLAD TO SEE YOUR STILL RIPPING 😉
I’m going to buy one as a lightning deflector of my real farts. “Look, it’s a prank!”
You can't imagine how many smiles I've gotten with your videos.
Was really happy when i found the sweet spot on my hand. I use my ring and middle finger to squeeze. Kind of developed a muscle for it after being ridiculous and squeezing the pooter for hours. Ended up getting a split in the rubber. I seal it with electrical tape works good for a while.
I recently lost my beloved little mam and my father who was married to her for 61 years was absolutely devastated and still mourns her passing everyday. In an attempt to cheer him up and give him a bit of a laugh, I showed him the farting in walmart videos and he was rolling in fits of laughter.
Thanks Jack
A fart changes your life. 😉
@@duebraccia Especially when you drop a quiet little protein powered trouser guff in a lift full of victims as you are about to exit at the required floor.
As you exit the lift, turn around and watch as the people remaining inside, react by either wretching or bawking and putting their hands or handkerchiefs over their mouthes and noses, looking around at each other to try and establish who was responsible for the outrage as the doors close. If you have someone make eye contact with you and suspicious you are responsible, always raise your hand and proudly announce "That was me."
@@johnlamb1609 Hahahaha I honestly think I will never have the courage to say "it was me"😅. Greetings from Italy. Thank you.
There's an art to this ish... and Jack is an artist
I laugh at farts all the time! I can’t stop laughing at the fact that Puter is making me laugh every time! 😂
Best commercial/tutorial ever made.
Simple product with a talent :D
He said find the bend.... oooo this is gonna be a good one lmao..just got mine today from my wife... live your videos we watch you everynight with the kids.
Jack Vale is a national treasure. :)
Still waiting for Ed Bassmaster to do this detailed of a tutorial for his technique.
I'm right handed. Then after you mentioned some people use their opposite hands, I used mine. It works waaaaaaay better
Awesome! I'm buying one. Love your shit Jack.
Literally... Lol
Love this man, we need more in this world like him!🤣😂🤣
*The Pooter* *Do Not Leave Home Without It* I seriously carry my *Pooter* everywhere. Yes, in church too. I *Pooted* around my Pastor's mother. That was so fun. But... she knows me. Well she thought she did until that day. I of course showed her that is wasn't real.
Then... here is the best part. Showing the Pastor's mother how she can do the same thing. Oh....MAN, that is hilarious!!!
The importance of warming up cannot be stressed enough.
Thank you, took notes on this, going to make a voice recording with my updated Pooter strategy affirmations and listen to it morning and night with 4 hz binaural beats to ingrain it in my subconscious mind.
Ah man, been trying to get one of the official ones here in the UK but shipping isn't available from your site! Hope you get distribution to the UK sorted soon!! Love your work.
The Pootmeister! You da man, Jack!
I got this pooter a few years ago, and love it, keep up the great work buddy!
Excellent instruction video. I have just ordered “Pooter wax”!
legendary !!
It's 1:40am and I just ordered the 2 fer.
First time I have seen this! HILARIOUS TITLE.
Looking forward this tootorial, Jack
This man has to be related to Johnny Knoxville... LOL... Cheers!
That's Awesome how you explained to us how too use "The Pooter" Jack Vale!!!
i cant believe i watched 10 minutes learning how to fart
I love your vids man keep up the great work
I have just ordered one of eBay, can't wait.
You are a funny guy 😅😅😅😅😅😅
Just like a musical instrument, you have to learn to play it and practice it!
I never laughed so much your videos are great you should get a fart spray to spray in isle or have your camera man do it I wonder how that would go over and hearing it I love when you get down in a squat or lift your leg on a half omg 😂
Pooter wax.....Pooter hole!!!😝
Chapstick around the opening. Place on your palm near your thumb joint. And squeeze. 😬
I Think it's even "Awesome" how you Created "The Pooter" Jack Vale!!!
I broke down and ordered one yesterday. It shipped today. 👍😏
Hello my new friend Jack,with all respect to you that the pooter designe is hard to do for most people,it is hard and it hurt the hand for beginners,you make is easy because you had alot of practice with it,i wish you invent something easier and softer,my regards,,,Badr.
Mine is coming today! I may finally enjoy going shopping with my wife 😂
I found putting a little water in the Pooter gives it such a juicy sound and takes it to a whole other level
how long before it wears out ? or how long might it last ?
"Daddy, what you doing?"........I have no idea bud.
Where did I get to in my life to have bought one and practicing how to use it, how did I end up here. 😂
*Jack Vale* Would you have ever thought that you would not only be making a video of teaching others how to properly use *The Pooter* but also, one day tripping people out by you, *Farting Near Them* ... I believe the answer from *Jack Vale* would be a definite *Yes*
Sold it for 12 years and still giggling about it 😂
actually helped me a lot....I can now get those low rumblers like you
Ive got a normal one but wanna see if the pooter is any better, but no shipping to UK, whats that about
This is legendary!
Jack you are Legend 💨