The All New Official POOTER TUTORIAL!! (POOTORIAL) | Jack Vale

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  • @SpunkMcKullins
    @SpunkMcKullins Рік тому +106

    Ordered one the other week and requested Jack autograph it, and he actually did the absolute madman. 5-stars.

    • @SpunkMcKullins
      @SpunkMcKullins Рік тому +1

      @Mark Thompson No? The checkout process has a field for special requests. I just thought it would be fun to ask for an autograph.

    • @htid43
      @htid43 Рік тому

      ​@Mark Proksch why not he's awesome

    • @DavidIWright
      @DavidIWright 7 місяців тому

      I followed your advice and requested one too, and boy oh boy did he follow through! 😅

  • @curthall4096
    @curthall4096 11 місяців тому +54

    It's 2 in the morning and I'm watching a Pooter Fart Tutorial! LOL Got to love it!

    • @richardtibbitts3841
      @richardtibbitts3841 5 місяців тому +2

      Ir's five in the morning and I'm watching a Pootorial as well!

    • @ronij12
      @ronij12 Місяць тому +1

      12 am for me 😂

  • @torpedoLaw
    @torpedoLaw 2 роки тому +261

    I literally farted on every person I passed at Walmart and Sam’s club. I was asked to leave the store by security. I succeeded!

  • @scrawnyronnie
    @scrawnyronnie 2 роки тому +95

    It was ~ 2008/09 and I bought a Pooter. You and Ed Bassmaster organized a Pooter contest for subscribers to upload videos using it in public. I believe it was the first time you did a Pooter contest and I ended up winning. Good times!

    • @Redant23
      @Redant23 2 роки тому

      I can't figure it out, I still have 2 of the originals.

    • @paul16451
      @paul16451 2 роки тому

      Do you still have it and use it?

    • @themetanarrative8964
      @themetanarrative8964 2 роки тому

      @@Redant23 If you can't figure this out no amount of explaining is going to help sorry to say

    • @petersingz196
      @petersingz196 Рік тому

      Sorry to say having a hard time to figure it out

    • @petersingz196
      @petersingz196 Рік тому +1

      Every time when I press it, it doesn’t sound like a fart. It sounds squeaky.

  • @Bicyclechris
    @Bicyclechris 2 роки тому +17

    Jack will leave the world with such a wonderful legacy.

  • @drumdrumjimmmy
    @drumdrumjimmmy Рік тому +43

    I just spent 10 minutes at 2:30am watching a man explain his fart technique

  • @r1r597
    @r1r597 Рік тому +11

    This is like a music tutorial. ‘You get a nice even tone.’
    Jack you should become a Private Toot-er

  • @travels129
    @travels129 9 місяців тому +8

    I learnt more from this important tutorial than I ever did in school lol

  • @stankeebals713
    @stankeebals713 Рік тому +8

    Poots from my right hand sound like questions while poots from my left hand sound like declarations of war.

    • @shiddy.
      @shiddy. Рік тому

      seems like you need a 2 pack

  • @htid43
    @htid43 Рік тому +9

    Love it, even your tutorials crack me up, I love how professionally you talk about making fart sounds 😂 brilliant you're awesome

  • @ryanhodges7101
    @ryanhodges7101 2 роки тому +7

    I was sorry to hear that UA-cam “shut you down” last week. I watched that video and actually felt sorry for you. I hope you got more views than ever from that one.
    I’m glad to see that they gave you another chance. I’m so glad they reversed their decision.
    Your newest commercial for “the pooter” was breathtaking.

    • @ladyelton4373
      @ladyelton4373 2 роки тому +2

      Ryan Hodges, You Tube " shut Jack down"? Why and what happened? Please " Splain"!!!!🙏✌👍🤝

  • @nikkojones2784
    @nikkojones2784 2 роки тому +15

    Amazing devise, no batteries required, never same sound twice...awesome.
    However one will never surpass The Legend...Jack Vale : )

  • @DentyandShaz
    @DentyandShaz 2 роки тому +31

    We have cheap and nasty imitations over here in the UK but we'd love our own, genuine, authentic Pooter. Hoping you can sort shipping over the pond soon, Jack! We love your videos. Keep up the great work! 🤣😂🤣😂💖🤍💙💜🙏

  • @JayTdub13
    @JayTdub13 2 роки тому +11

    I’m right handed and I cannot do it for the life of me with my right hand. Now my left hand, I’m a pro. It’s hilarious. I’ve had two for like 8 years now. I just got my coworkers today with it.

  • @atlbraves1983
    @atlbraves1983 2 роки тому +21

    This video gave me everything I needed to succeed in life. Thank you Jack !

  • @whatacrazzydude
    @whatacrazzydude 2 роки тому +13

    Had to get another Pooter as my kid took my old one! 🤣 I laugh hard at the leg lifts and the beach ones the most. Love it!

  • @bluekachina6605
    @bluekachina6605 Рік тому +3

    Great tutorial. At school we had to learn an instrument. I was so bored. If only we had instruments of fartation, I would have played and played, and looked forward to one day joining an orchestra. What a hoot that would have been!

  • @k.b.tidwell
    @k.b.tidwell 5 місяців тому +4

    The terms "sweet" and "fart" aren't used together nearly enough.
    I make my own all-natural pooter wax.

  • @foxykatie1
    @foxykatie1 4 місяці тому

    The sheer amount of hearty laughs this man has created with this little gem 🤣 Making a difference in so many lives.

    • @duebraccia
      @duebraccia 3 місяці тому

      I can create the same amount of laughs without his help......😞

  • @0707sheva
    @0707sheva 9 місяців тому +2

    The man that made millions from never growing up 😂😂😂 good job man. I'm 36 and I'm laughing my butt off just from the tutorial lol

  • @stephanielee2661
    @stephanielee2661 2 роки тому +48

    I love my pooter!! I have 2 of them lol. I remember when I first got one like 10 years ago or so, I couldn't do it and I was mad lol. I was like the people you mentioned and I wanted to return it but I didn't and now I like to think of myself as a master pooter lol. I just need to find people who think it's as funny as I do. My family and friends dont like me using it. 😭Lol

    • @axelmckinney
      @axelmckinney 2 роки тому +4

      Lol just keep having fun and don't care what others think. Life isn't life without having fun.

    • @stevenlatour1342
      @stevenlatour1342 2 роки тому +4

      How did you get yours to work? I never could get mine to work

    • @samfo10
      @samfo10 2 роки тому +2

      I was wondering, is the pooter really working well like in the vids, and also, is it necessary to have and buy the wax for the pooter or does it sound good without too ??:)

    • @stevenlatour1342
      @stevenlatour1342 2 роки тому +1

      @@samfo10 he overdubs it for sure

    • @samfo10
      @samfo10 2 роки тому

      @@stevenlatour1342 I mean after all this time you could'nt get yours to do a fart noïse ?? Or it is not the same that in the video ?

  • @mikesuto4706
    @mikesuto4706 2 роки тому +11

    From SNL to selling Pooters....Great job Jim Breuer!!!

    • @michaelsevens
      @michaelsevens 8 місяців тому +1

      *Jack Vale* and *Jim Bruer* are truly related.

  • @mstangfiveo
    @mstangfiveo 2 роки тому +7

    An absolute master!! 💯

  • @danhicok7447
    @danhicok7447 Рік тому +2

    I take mine golfing, the guys laugh and ladies jaws drops 😂

  • @apache5098
    @apache5098 2 роки тому +7

    You can't imagine how many smiles I've gotten with your videos.

  • @CamoDuck
    @CamoDuck Рік тому +6

    You are the "Pooter Tutor" hahahaha

  • @jerrodlopes186
    @jerrodlopes186 Рік тому +9

    And I've been doing it the old fashioned way forever. This will save me a ton of cash on Taco Bell and laundry soap.

  • @3cardmonty602
    @3cardmonty602 2 роки тому +7

    I just do the real thing in stores. Sometimes I shart myself, but who cares. It’s all in fun.

  • @ruzo64
    @ruzo64 2 роки тому +4

    I have worn out several pooters, squeezing them until the sides split and I repair them with silicone adhesive. I love these and give them to people as gifts again and again. Thanks Jack Vale for countless hours of fun. You are so right, it is all in the technique and placement in your hand as well as amount of moisture in your skin. "The moment you have been waiting for..." bahahahaha

  • @digitalghost81
    @digitalghost81 2 роки тому +5

    Man I’d love an autographed pooter

  • @DTW-bx2vy
    @DTW-bx2vy 5 місяців тому +2

    Leslie Nielsen used one of these devices & took it everywhere he went & used it in all his interviews.

  • @dickerson7777
    @dickerson7777 2 роки тому +1

    There's an art to this ish... and Jack is an artist

  • @JimmyMac717
    @JimmyMac717 Рік тому +1

    I just practiced accompanying Pachelbel’s “Canon” with my Pooter. Beautiful.

  • @Sandalphon9
    @Sandalphon9 2 роки тому +4

    It’s literally like learning a musical instrument. LOL

  • @ricsisule7802
    @ricsisule7802 2 роки тому +7

    I cant belive I watched a 10 mins tutorial about How to fart with a pooter😅

    • @Craven78
      @Craven78 9 місяців тому +1

      Same....and I still can't do it😂

  • @debralynnpaxton5238
    @debralynnpaxton5238 2 роки тому +6

    In our youth, my friends and I 'terrorized' the public with 'whoopee cushions', even the ultra-fancy, then called, The Hyatt Regency in Nashville, TN, circa 1983/1984. Some would go to the glass elevators with the 'whoopee cushions' while the others would observe the hilarious results from the lobby :D You've never seen people so quickly hold their breath, and, those were the days before 'fart spray', LOL ! :D Just silly, innocent, awkward Fun :D

    • @truckerray7533
      @truckerray7533 2 роки тому +3

      I had 2 whoopie cushens back in high school. they were a blast. . . . . LITERALLY, LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! my brother had a fart whistle that he would sound off in class all the time. I ripped a big ole, loud, hairy assed, fart. . . on them hard plastic chairs of our school desks, which made the fart really loud & echoed thru the whole classroom & the teacher thought for a moment it was my brother & his fart whistle till he realised it was me & a REAL fart🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!We were all just freakin dying🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! One kid that was seated with all us rowdy bunch, he fell out of his desk onto the floor, holding his gut in a fetal position, rolling with laughter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! Another kid seated behined me was laughing so hard & fanning the air in front of his face saying, " PEEEEEE-UUUUUUU, RAY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! Our teacher, Mr. Brown, who was just a kid himself at ripe age of just 24 yrs. old popped off & says, "I SWEAR I COULDUH JUST SAW RAY LIFT UP OFF HIS CHAIR ABOUT 12 INCHES AFTER THAT ONE. . . ."!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 We all royally freakin lost it when he said that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! All the high fuh-lootin, snobby, oh holier than thou, miss priss, princess, teacher's pet, girls seated in all the front rows of the class were so disgusted & mad as all can be & they were really upset cuz Mr. Brown popped off🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! We had him in stiches as well🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!We had class stopped for 10 minutes at least. . . . litterally🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! That was back in 87 cuz i was a senior in class. . . . . . .That was freakin classic🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @danielanuaralvarezmorales4650
    @danielanuaralvarezmorales4650 2 роки тому +12

    I am from México and my wife, daughter and I always see your videos farting in front of People jajaja you are amazing Jack. you are very funny and you make us laugh a lot

  • @amatesamaru
    @amatesamaru 9 днів тому

    I remember when you first started selling these, i was just a young teen and really wanted one. now, as an adult, i just realized i CAN have one. Im glad you still sell this, i will be ordering one pronto. thank you for this! (side note: idk how you recorded all of this with a straight face, it must be hilarious behind the scenes!!)

  • @stevenphelps1072
    @stevenphelps1072 Рік тому +4

    I can't get it down like jack, all mine are higher pitched I'm kinda getting pissed lol

  • @videojeroki
    @videojeroki Рік тому +1

    Best commercial/tutorial ever made.
    Simple product with a talent :D

  • @travels129
    @travels129 9 місяців тому +1

    Woke from a deep sleep watching this struuthh wat next!!!

  • @lkytdsvc
    @lkytdsvc Рік тому +2

    Jack, you are the master farter.

  • @mackenstein986
    @mackenstein986 Рік тому +3

    Was really happy when i found the sweet spot on my hand. I use my ring and middle finger to squeeze. Kind of developed a muscle for it after being ridiculous and squeezing the pooter for hours. Ended up getting a split in the rubber. I seal it with electrical tape works good for a while.

  • @jeremylindemann5117
    @jeremylindemann5117 Рік тому +1

    Like Jack said, it's an art form and the pooter is an instrument which you have to get to know very closely.
    By the time I got the hang of it I wore my first pooter out. There will be a fold in one spot, like Jack was talking about, and one sharp point on that fold which eventually break and become a small hole. You can try and patch it or get a new pooter.
    I used it with my extended family and some of them loved so I bought pooters for them as well as some friends.

    • @john-kneebee2143
      @john-kneebee2143 8 місяців тому

      How long did it last ? or might it last ?

    • @jeremylindemann5117
      @jeremylindemann5117 8 місяців тому

      @@john-kneebee2143A couple of months if memory serves.

  • @beatleswift1
    @beatleswift1 2 роки тому +1

    The quality of this video is really nice Jack!

  • @MichelleDoyle-d7n
    @MichelleDoyle-d7n 7 днів тому

    I got my pooter the other day, and absolutely love it, it took me a minute to learn how to use it, but now I absolutely make all my friends laugh

  • @MikeyJMJ
    @MikeyJMJ 2 роки тому +2

    Looking forward this tootorial, Jack

  • @mickpowell8391
    @mickpowell8391 2 місяці тому

    Jack Vale is a national treasure. :)

  • @ArjenJongeling
    @ArjenJongeling 7 місяців тому +1

    I’m going to buy one as a lightning deflector of my real farts. “Look, it’s a prank!”

  • @vengethis
    @vengethis 2 роки тому +7

    Just like a musical instrument, you have to learn to play it and practice it!

  • @lindac5273
    @lindac5273 Рік тому +2

    Love ya Jack, you’re so much fun…..I hope you always have fun this way and keep ‘em coming. There’s one type of fart I rarely hear hear anymore and was called “the machine gun fart” which you have to have on a hard bench, as in church pews…..I’m talking real hard core farting. Made me fall down laughing “pow pow pow”. Guess I’ll never grow up 🤭😂 , don’t care to, I’m 71 years old and this the stuff that doubles me over laughing ! 🙏

  • @prmgr0767able
    @prmgr0767able 2 роки тому +4

    I have had mine for years.... NOW I get to see the tutorial, that I may have missed, in years gone by. Sitting here, and am finally getting the sounds out of it, that I want to. Thanks for the hint to warm it up. Keep up the good work!

  • @battlefieldking8749
    @battlefieldking8749 11 місяців тому +1

    What a truly wonderful time to be alive jack 😂

  • @jpbassseniorbasssenior323
    @jpbassseniorbasssenior323 2 роки тому +1

    An remember kiddies the Pooter💨 crosses all boundaries of embarrassment 🤣

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez 2 роки тому +14

    I don’t go to church anymore but if I had a Pooter I’d start attending. 🤣

    • @feruct5
      @feruct5 2 роки тому +2

      if you do it in church, you are sitting in your own phew!!

    • @thegodofpez
      @thegodofpez 2 роки тому

      @@feruct5 🤣 I’ll give it to ya!

    • @veritas2145
      @veritas2145 Рік тому

      @@feruct5 lol

  • @kimr5479
    @kimr5479 8 місяців тому

    Love this man, we need more in this world like him!🤣😂🤣

  • @j-rod6341
    @j-rod6341 10 місяців тому +2

    Look ma.. no hands.. 💩😅 nope.. nope.. that one was real. I’ll be back.. 🚽🧻🛀🧼

  • @littlelambs7044
    @littlelambs7044 2 роки тому +1

    "..it's primed and ready." 🤣🤣

  • @TheCrusherOfficial
    @TheCrusherOfficial 2 роки тому +9

    legendary !!

  • @jiminpcola6611
    @jiminpcola6611 2 роки тому +1

    The Pootmeister! You da man, Jack!

  • @MelaniaT-r6m
    @MelaniaT-r6m Місяць тому

    First time I have seen this! HILARIOUS TITLE.

  • @AvStevieStevenJamesDrums
    @AvStevieStevenJamesDrums 10 днів тому

    I laugh at farts all the time! I can’t stop laughing at the fact that Puter is making me laugh every time! 😂

  • @johnlamb1609
    @johnlamb1609 5 місяців тому +1

    I recently lost my beloved little mam and my father who was married to her for 61 years was absolutely devastated and still mourns her passing everyday. In an attempt to cheer him up and give him a bit of a laugh, I showed him the farting in walmart videos and he was rolling in fits of laughter.
    Thanks Jack

    • @duebraccia
      @duebraccia 3 місяці тому

      A fart changes your life. 😉

    • @johnlamb1609
      @johnlamb1609 3 місяці тому +2

      @@duebraccia Especially when you drop a quiet little protein powered trouser guff in a lift full of victims as you are about to exit at the required floor.
      As you exit the lift, turn around and watch as the people remaining inside, react by either wretching or bawking and putting their hands or handkerchiefs over their mouthes and noses, looking around at each other to try and establish who was responsible for the outrage as the doors close. If you have someone make eye contact with you and suspicious you are responsible, always raise your hand and proudly announce "That was me."

    • @duebraccia
      @duebraccia 3 місяці тому +1

      @@johnlamb1609 Hahahaha I honestly think I will never have the courage to say "it was me"😅. Greetings from Italy. Thank you.

  • @bickleyjonas6145
    @bickleyjonas6145 2 роки тому +4

    Still waiting for Ed Bassmaster to do this detailed of a tutorial for his technique.

  • @Jackielightning
    @Jackielightning 2 роки тому +4

    OMG JACK I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I FARTED 💨I'M GLAD TO SEE YOUR STILL RIPPING 😉

  • @JimmyMac717
    @JimmyMac717 Рік тому +1

    Excellent instruction video. I have just ordered “Pooter wax”!

  • @adamw8469
    @adamw8469 3 місяці тому

    The importance of warming up cannot be stressed enough.

  • @MichelleDoyle-d7n
    @MichelleDoyle-d7n 7 днів тому

    Jack, you are a nut! We love you!!❤

  • @ThatDude-vk6os
    @ThatDude-vk6os 10 місяців тому

    He said find the bend.... oooo this is gonna be a good one lmao..just got mine today from my wife... live your videos we watch you everynight with the kids.

  • @justuseloveineverything7184
    @justuseloveineverything7184 2 роки тому +2

    Jack you are Legend 💨

  • @rasricksmith
    @rasricksmith Місяць тому +1

    If you put a little dish soap in it it farts louder.

  • @FeliciaRiley-v5s
    @FeliciaRiley-v5s Рік тому

    That's Awesome how you explained to us how too use "The Pooter" Jack Vale!!!

  • @ericstrong513
    @ericstrong513 18 днів тому

    This man has to be related to Johnny Knoxville... LOL... Cheers!

  • @andrewmolina1617
    @andrewmolina1617 Рік тому +1

    I'm right handed. Then after you mentioned some people use their opposite hands, I used mine. It works waaaaaaay better

  • @TheFLOMAN76
    @TheFLOMAN76 2 роки тому +4

    Awesome! I'm buying one. Love your shit Jack.
    Literally... Lol

  • @RobWirz
    @RobWirz 2 роки тому +3

    Hi Jack. When will you allow international shipments? I can only select US and Canada.

  • @xAllSystemsReadyx
    @xAllSystemsReadyx Рік тому

    You my friend are a Pooter professional, I need this in my life.

  • @SJDunham
    @SJDunham 2 роки тому +6

    Bought a pooter and wax from your store last week and it’s pretty great😂 can’t wait for the brand new tutorial!

  • @mheberling5939
    @mheberling5939 5 місяців тому +1

    It's 1:40am and I just ordered the 2 fer.

  • @bigcheese82
    @bigcheese82 3 місяці тому

    This is the informational video we needed

  • @michaelsevens
    @michaelsevens 8 місяців тому

    *The Pooter* *Do Not Leave Home Without It* I seriously carry my *Pooter* everywhere. Yes, in church too. I *Pooted* around my Pastor's mother. That was so fun. But... she knows me. Well she thought she did until that day. I of course showed her that is wasn't real.
    Then... here is the best part. Showing the Pastor's mother how she can do the same thing. Oh....MAN, that is hilarious!!!

  • @nerolicompletecreme
    @nerolicompletecreme 2 роки тому +3

    I never laughed so much your videos are great you should get a fart spray to spray in isle or have your camera man do it I wonder how that would go over and hearing it I love when you get down in a squat or lift your leg on a half omg 😂

  • @RabidWolf1966
    @RabidWolf1966 Рік тому

    actually helped me a lot....I can now get those low rumblers like you

  • @normandothegreat
    @normandothegreat Рік тому +1

    Pooter wax.....Pooter hole!!!😝

  • @phantasm8180
    @phantasm8180 Рік тому +4

    thank you Jack you have brought great moments of happiness to my life, my wife is not so grateful but that's why I said "to my life"

  • @tonymont72
    @tonymont72 2 роки тому +3

    Thanks Jack. I felt like I was getting close to figuring it out consistently. The part @8:45 is the info I needed!

  • @petel8918
    @petel8918 18 днів тому

    This is legendary!

  • @JustAnotherYou2ber
    @JustAnotherYou2ber 5 місяців тому +1

    Jack Vale: The Godfarter!

  • @FeliciaRiley-v5s
    @FeliciaRiley-v5s Рік тому

    I Think it's even "Awesome" how you Created "The Pooter" Jack Vale!!!

  • @ManivanAdventures
    @ManivanAdventures 2 роки тому +4

    I don’t own one of these and honestly probably never will lol, but this video was still quite entertaining. Lol I’m 33 and I don’t think farts will ever not be funny 😂

  • @diamond21450
    @diamond21450 Рік тому

    I have just ordered one of eBay, can't wait.
    You are a funny guy 😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @michaelsevens
    @michaelsevens 8 місяців тому

    *Jack Vale* Would you have ever thought that you would not only be making a video of teaching others how to properly use *The Pooter* but also, one day tripping people out by you, *Farting Near Them* ... I believe the answer from *Jack Vale* would be a definite *Yes*

  • @rayhewitt6875
    @rayhewitt6875 6 місяців тому

    The Best thing in an elevator!!! YES!!
    Thanks Jack!!!

  • @geoffreyhhill
    @geoffreyhhill Рік тому

    My new Pooter just arrived! I’m so excited!! I’m here to learn how to poot since I clearly can’t follow instructions. Much easier if I watch Jack Vale’s technique. I’m reaching for a solid wet flatulence that’ll shock my girlfriend and her kids

  • @ktimmer2
    @ktimmer2 Рік тому

    I broke down and ordered one yesterday. It shipped today. 👍😏

  • @Captain_Crayzay
    @Captain_Crayzay Рік тому

    Just ordered mine!!✌

  • @danteLui-wb2ey
    @danteLui-wb2ey 6 місяців тому

    I love your vids man keep up the great work

  • @Sagatta32
    @Sagatta32 Рік тому

    Thank you.
    Super helpful.
    Much love!

  • @sokpisethlalalanno
    @sokpisethlalalanno Рік тому

    Jack you make me become a bad person now man hahahahhaahha

  • @badralnejaidi4596
    @badralnejaidi4596 Рік тому +1

    Hello my new friend Jack,with all respect to you that the pooter designe is hard to do for most people,it is hard and it hurt the hand for beginners,you make is easy because you had alot of practice with it,i wish you invent something easier and softer,my regards,,,Badr.