10 DISTURBING Things Found Inside Living People!

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  • @theanubisfan10
    @theanubisfan10 7 років тому +704

    The craziest things found inside me were hopes and dreams that weren't completely shattered.

  • @Mr.-Roybot
    @Mr.-Roybot 7 років тому +1934

    With all the lists and facts Matt puts on UA-cam, I wonder what his search history looks like.

    • @Suruchi1223
      @Suruchi1223 7 років тому +21

      Roy Thingamajig I'd love to know 😂

    • @cinder8926
      @cinder8926 7 років тому +44

      Still wouldn't be as bad as mine.

    • @Jake-up6og
      @Jake-up6og 7 років тому +58

      Roy Thingamajig He's probably on the FBI watch list.

    • @Midnight_Rein
      @Midnight_Rein 7 років тому +39

      Why did you think he had to move?

    • @mc.gemstone
      @mc.gemstone 7 років тому +10

      must be pretty messy XD

  • @myinhuman5771
    @myinhuman5771 7 років тому +833

    My uncle is a gynecologist and when he was delivering a baby the lady had diarrhea and when she pushed to give birth she "sprayed" 😂😂😂

  • @eg9589
    @eg9589 7 років тому +302

    Me when I'm watching one of Matthews videos:
    Me: come on! Come on! Please just finish I want to watch the next video! The next one looks so good but so does this one!

  • @nichogeier
    @nichogeier 7 років тому +381

    I know an old lady who swallowed a fly...

  • @jackiedim7028
    @jackiedim7028 7 років тому +79

    When i always watch santoro
    I cant remove my eyes from his shiny apollo like head

  • @_killer_-zl8zh
    @_killer_-zl8zh 7 років тому +451

    Once there was a heart in my body

  • @heichousimp8497
    @heichousimp8497 7 років тому +576

    I once had hope inside me! Thank God I had it removed just in time! Phew!

    • @kylie_6068
      @kylie_6068 6 років тому +44

      Katie Roberts I once found happiness inside of me. It was sad.

    • @trinatilson3502
      @trinatilson3502 5 років тому +15

      I wonce had a soul...

    • @royearle1673
      @royearle1673 5 років тому +12

      whoa, me too! they also found a will to live, but they fortunatley removed both just in time!

    • @erickpereira2335
      @erickpereira2335 5 років тому +6

      This is when you wake up on monday

    • @royearle1673
      @royearle1673 5 років тому +6

      @@erickpereira2335 as a matter of fact, the surgery was conducted by dr. monday mcschool

  • @jacesoze2814
    @jacesoze2814 7 років тому +221

    Matt going "OUCHIEMAMA!" and "Earmuffs Children, EARMUFFS!" always makes me laugh!

    • @HaruHarune
      @HaruHarune 7 років тому +12

      Don't forget "Which I'm now going to call 'Buzz Buzz McWangerton'"

    • @ladytalksalot4097
      @ladytalksalot4097 6 років тому +3

      I replayed it a dozen times! Oddly hilarious!

  • @arresttedrosadhanom741
    @arresttedrosadhanom741 7 років тому +435

    What a historical moment!
    Your first ever video on this channel in U.S.A!

    • @petrisorlaurentiu3947
      @petrisorlaurentiu3947 7 років тому +23

      Blessings Joy your*

    • @arresttedrosadhanom741
      @arresttedrosadhanom741 7 років тому +6

      +Assassin Jack Jones thanks.

    • @spencertheexpert
      @spencertheexpert 7 років тому +2

      Blessings Joy Not his first video in the US he has made tons of other videos while in the US, he even made a video at the white house.

    • @arresttedrosadhanom741
      @arresttedrosadhanom741 7 років тому

      +Spencer King That's on his other Channel. I am talking about this Channel.

    • @spencertheexpert
      @spencertheexpert 7 років тому +1

      Blessings Joy oh ok my bad

  • @charlotte822
    @charlotte822 5 років тому +123

    “Your own biological sibling could be inside you right now!”
    *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

  • @kubackilayla
    @kubackilayla 7 років тому +137

    that guy really hit the nail in the head

  • @Batgoat
    @Batgoat 7 років тому +88

    Once in my life, I had a brain... Yep, I'm still looking for it... It's gotta be somewhere...

    • @SundanceMLD
      @SundanceMLD 5 років тому +2

      AwesomeBrozo I’m looking for mine too

    • @angelineramirez6959
      @angelineramirez6959 5 років тому +3

      Same but i found it sadly😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @flarethewolf3967
      @flarethewolf3967 5 років тому +1

      Probably lost in the comments or something

    • @tacticstonk4740
      @tacticstonk4740 4 роки тому +2

      I just duck taped my brain into my skull and I have my life tied to a chair

    • @randomdude9767
      @randomdude9767 4 роки тому +1

      X07 my brain is a mystery, the FBI tried to find it. Never happened

  • @ronnielee3393
    @ronnielee3393 7 років тому +149

    How on earth does someone eat forks and spoons? I would think someone would get choked! Good grief!

    • @boredandihaveyoutube8175
      @boredandihaveyoutube8175 7 років тому +1

      Ronnie Lee Idk

    • @akashiYami
      @akashiYami 7 років тому

      i'd say idk but i seen sword swallowers

    • @nikolaiorr8383
      @nikolaiorr8383 6 років тому +2

      It is so incredibly bloody rare but there is a person its in the Guinness world records the guy has a metal desolving acid mixed with the hydrochloric acid already in his stomach. And his saliva has the same mix of acid allowing him to eat metal and digest it like normal food he has even eaten a whole cesna plane and more no joke look it up if you want to

    • @jamiasutton6425
      @jamiasutton6425 6 років тому

      Maybe she said she ate it but put in up her butt

    • @lulumclaughlin1194
      @lulumclaughlin1194 6 років тому

      People with bulimia also shove objects like forks down there throat as they have a more desensitized gag reflex, occasionally slipping and getting stuck

  • @rainbowsprinkles5244
    @rainbowsprinkles5244 7 років тому +352

    My sister isn't inside of me but she still is stealing my nutrients STOP STEALING MY DONUTS

    • @alexdroid_3008
      @alexdroid_3008 7 років тому +10

      Rainbow Sprinkles haha same with my brother and he also steals my ice cream

    • @straleus
      @straleus 7 років тому

      Rainbow Sprinkles my lil sis tortures me

    • @boredandihaveyoutube8175
      @boredandihaveyoutube8175 7 років тому

      Rainbow Sprinkles Same

    • @akashiYami
      @akashiYami 7 років тому

      i want my sister removed she's a pain in my ass

    • @magnumgoose3578
      @magnumgoose3578 7 років тому +1

      Rainbow Sprinkles XDDDDDDDD

  • @Moth_Man98
    @Moth_Man98 7 років тому +72

    Your expressions are by far my favorite part about your videos

  • @DaBabyFeetPics
    @DaBabyFeetPics 7 років тому +376

    there was a baby in my moms belly

    • @nerbs_the_word
      @nerbs_the_word 7 років тому +4

      FIFAGamer ELKE WEEK NIEUWE VIDEO'S
      Is that a joke?
      Or are you serious...

    • @DaBabyFeetPics
      @DaBabyFeetPics 7 років тому +12

      NCR_Ranger_Lord i was born so Serious

    • @zarpadoon2254
      @zarpadoon2254 7 років тому

      Omfg fifa

    • @boneseee8042
      @boneseee8042 7 років тому +2

      because of me.

    • @kyleturner7309
      @kyleturner7309 7 років тому +1

      Bones EEE nice 5 year old joke 5 year old

  • @boogirl337
    @boogirl337 7 років тому +56

    My mom's favorite case she was whilst she worked in a psych ward, where a psychotic womon wriggled out of her straightjacket (without untying ANY knots!) and walked around the hospital

    • @shaunajane4430
      @shaunajane4430 6 років тому +2

      Hello no I'd be out of that hospital faster than sonic an steroids XD

    • @CW-dl2dd
      @CW-dl2dd 6 років тому

      Maybe she dislocated her shoulder like Riggs in Lethal Weapon

    • @eleanorhogan8643
      @eleanorhogan8643 2 місяці тому +1

      She sounds like a female version of Houndini.

  • @hyrumcovington9424
    @hyrumcovington9424 7 років тому +80

    there was a guy who had a full size buzz light year in him and the doctor said you got a friend in him

    • @phoenix6930
      @phoenix6930 7 років тому

      Hyrum Covington 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @parasolfreak
      @parasolfreak 7 років тому +1

      Hyrum Covington This comment legit killed me 😂😂😂

    • @54rober
      @54rober 7 років тому +1

      fluffetalks

    • @dewaynerichardson5895
      @dewaynerichardson5895 7 років тому +1

      😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @hyplexgaming9275
      @hyplexgaming9275 7 років тому +1

      Hyrum Covington I am fucking dying

  • @frickethan
    @frickethan 6 років тому +65

    Steve Harvey: What is something a doctor could pull out of a person?
    Contestant: A gerbil. (immediately cringes)

  • @morgangobin6550
    @morgangobin6550 7 років тому +55

    I don't know why, but Matt's comedic timing is ON POINT today! XD

  • @bulgarianreaper6587
    @bulgarianreaper6587 7 років тому +132

    Dammit Matt I wanted to make the nailed it joke :D

  • @Matthew-bf8lq
    @Matthew-bf8lq 7 років тому +200

    umm how do you not know there's a knife if your jaw

    • @Inlovegirl11
      @Inlovegirl11 7 років тому +5

      Matthew Noonan RIGHT

    • @NightmareKing0203
      @NightmareKing0203 6 років тому +2

      I do not know

    • @SilverScaleMA
      @SilverScaleMA 5 років тому +5

      Adrenaline during the altercation and perhaps a tad bit of intoxication...

    • @MR-SINISTER76
      @MR-SINISTER76 5 років тому +4

      @@SilverScaleMA then agaid how did it go unnoticed for 4 years

    • @Giraffe143
      @Giraffe143 5 років тому +3

      It went in at a certain angle, and he did not feel it.

  • @jaimeatwell2306
    @jaimeatwell2306 5 років тому +44

    One of my biggest fears is a bug getting in my ear. It happened to my brother.
    Also I’m terrified of moths. So now I’m extra freaked out.

  • @YourLocalMedic
    @YourLocalMedic 7 років тому +142

    If you had a plant in your lungs would you need to breathe?

    • @MrCatpigdog
      @MrCatpigdog 7 років тому +13

      Dood71 Omg, you are a genius

    • @DaveTheVader
      @DaveTheVader 7 років тому +11

      Yes, actually.
      One tiny lung-sized plant doesn't provide nearly enough oxygen for the human body.

    • @peanutbutter369
      @peanutbutter369 7 років тому +19

      without sunlight the plant would take oxygen from you to survive. Photorespiration instead of photosynthesis :/

    • @anikosenpai8460
      @anikosenpai8460 7 років тому

      Bob Le kkk

    • @noxian3006
      @noxian3006 7 років тому +2

      Mo thats pretty cool

  • @jackhunter3600
    @jackhunter3600 7 років тому +36

    Ha, a snickers commercial about a guy who got a phone stuck up his butt because the motto for the commercial was "you're careless when your hungry" popped up before the video.

  • @EthanSchmethan
    @EthanSchmethan 7 років тому +606

    *hears nail pun*
    I'm done with UA-cam

  • @moosegoosebtree419
    @moosegoosebtree419 7 років тому +35

    My mums a nurse I hear stories like that all the time

  • @toshiedoshie908
    @toshiedoshie908 7 років тому +71

    My mom is a nurse and whenever she comes home she has a story about an annoying person she worked with!😂👩‍⚕️

    • @hitlerkaverit2375
      @hitlerkaverit2375 7 років тому +8

      My mom is also a nurse. When she came from work today she told me about this patient who had reported to be a vegetarian when he arrived to the hospital. Well, my mom brought him a sandwich for lunch. (only vegetables cuz he reported as a vegetarian. And the first sentence he said aftet getting the sandwich... he said:"Why doesn't this sanwich have any sausage in it?" my mom explained that he had reported as a vegetarian. The next thing he said "So? I don't eat meat but of course I eat sausages!"

    • @minsugageniusjjangjjangman5211
      @minsugageniusjjangjjangman5211 6 років тому

      ToshieDoshie
      Same...Same.

  • @mistermoose-2926
    @mistermoose-2926 7 років тому +126

    I hate it when a knife lives in your head...

    • @mistermoose-2926
      @mistermoose-2926 7 років тому +9

      Oh I read the title wrong XD

    • @nina-gq9ko
      @nina-gq9ko 7 років тому +1

      Mister Moose HD omg same I had to look up at the title after I read that

    • @ludocrious7898
      @ludocrious7898 7 років тому

      XD

    • @andresg.7692
      @andresg.7692 7 років тому +1

      Well that was akward

    • @zaydshams5946
      @zaydshams5946 7 років тому +4

      It's even worse if a tape worm lives in your brain.

  • @OFuchsia
    @OFuchsia 7 років тому +60

    I had read about the last guy while I was trying to figure out what was going on with my large stomach. my mom thought I had my twin in my stomach, nope it was just a 40 lb tumor attached to my fallopian tube. quickest weight-loss I've had.

    • @alma3331
      @alma3331 7 років тому +3

      OhFuchsia well I'm glad you're okay now.

    • @stephenfiler3204
      @stephenfiler3204 7 років тому +4

      That was a ride from start to finish.

    • @jeffb-c
      @jeffb-c 7 років тому +2

      bitch what?

    • @asha_vere
      @asha_vere 7 років тому +1

      OhFuchsia Oh wow! I hope you've made a good recovery! I've been concerned if I have a tumor because of my migraines and horrible stomach issues :(

    • @ernestochang1744
      @ernestochang1744 7 років тому +4

      well... i wish i could say something but m speechless kind of like when people tell you a pretty horrific story in real life that just happened to them but you dont know what to say so im like... if you dont have anything to say then dont say anything at all.............................. im a weird pancake im sorry '-'

  • @koreaboo2086
    @koreaboo2086 7 років тому +122

    it goes from ow to *OUCHIE MAMA*

  • @CaelenSawyers
    @CaelenSawyers 7 років тому +178

    One time I swallowed McDonald's "food". It was worse than any of these.

    • @aidarasantanasantosfebres8177
      @aidarasantanasantosfebres8177 7 років тому +2

      WTF

    • @electrodegaming568
      @electrodegaming568 7 років тому +10

      Caelen Sawyers I ate some McDonalds once, I got food poisoning and 1 year later I ate McDonalds again and I hot food poisoning again

    • @lunathepotato5871
      @lunathepotato5871 7 років тому +5

      Electrode Gaming you poor thing

    • @OhSoTiredMan
      @OhSoTiredMan 7 років тому +8

      i found a pickle in my sandwich and i ordered it without pickles.

    • @maggieguthrie3905
      @maggieguthrie3905 7 років тому +1

      Caelen Sawyers Lesson learned! !

  • @yoshinimmo6105
    @yoshinimmo6105 7 років тому +104

    NAILED IT lmao

  • @shawncrawford6592
    @shawncrawford6592 7 років тому +74

    I broke my wrist in a motorcycle accident I'm binge watching UA-cam love the videos

    • @TritaniumYT
      @TritaniumYT 7 років тому +5

      Shawn Crawford I hope you get better

    • @a.a.o772
      @a.a.o772 7 років тому +2

      Get well!

    • @cogsnsprings
      @cogsnsprings 7 років тому

      Shawn Crawford I hope you get better! Be careful!

    • @nerbs_the_word
      @nerbs_the_word 7 років тому

      Shawn Crawford I feel bad. Get well

    • @bencns
      @bencns 7 років тому +3

      Shawn Crawford get well

  • @jussomdude8506
    @jussomdude8506 7 років тому +69

    A man went to the hospital after waking up with an intense headache. It was found out that he was shot in the head by his wife in his sleep.

    • @samvoss6697
      @samvoss6697 4 роки тому +1

      How did he not die?

    • @russianbear7832
      @russianbear7832 4 роки тому +3

      Samantha Voss I guess it passed through the part of the brain that wasn’t vital.

    • @MetalMorphic7
      @MetalMorphic7 4 роки тому +3

      Samantha Voss it depends on what type of gun and what bullets are used. So for example the heavier the bullet is, the faster it goes, thus causing more damage. It's all a matter of physics and how much damage the energy and bullet causes.

    • @ohyeahyeah156
      @ohyeahyeah156 4 роки тому +4

      M E T A L say if it was a glock 9mm (which is a common weapon in America) he has more of a chance then a 50cal MG42, because the heavier the ammo and firepower the more force and energy (I'm a weapons guru :))

    • @MetalMorphic7
      @MetalMorphic7 4 роки тому +1

      Oh yeah yeah yep exactly (lol I had no idea what kind of guns they were but yes what you said was correct)

  • @user-lo1iv6tu6r
    @user-lo1iv6tu6r 7 років тому +312

    4:20 little did they know it wasnt an ordinary knife. It was A 1000 DEGREE KNIFE!

  • @dynamix_9564
    @dynamix_9564 7 років тому +158

    i found bones in my body 😃

  • @hayleygajewski5042
    @hayleygajewski5042 7 років тому +170

    One time....... there was a baby in my moms stomach 😂😂😂😂😂😱

    • @yaboitony3145
      @yaboitony3145 7 років тому +3

      Hayley Gajewski That's fucked up

    • @hayleygajewski5042
      @hayleygajewski5042 7 років тому +2

      Tony C it was a joke

    • @yaboitony3145
      @yaboitony3145 7 років тому +3

      Hayley Gajewski I know.

    • @mrboerger1620
      @mrboerger1620 7 років тому +2

      Hayley Gajewski then it came out of her pee pee hole 😆

    • @JinjaOnHere
      @JinjaOnHere 7 років тому +3

      Hayley Gajewski OMG is she okay?? I hear kids take 10 years of your life!!

  • @ethangiles5563
    @ethangiles5563 5 років тому +10

    Your voice is so comforting, any time I'm having a moment with my depression I play your videos and feel better. I love what you're doing, keep going at it bro ❤️

  • @videoreviews7457
    @videoreviews7457 7 років тому +40

    One time my friend licked a sidewalk.... a snail was found in her body... it was alive😖😱😫😷

  • @Villeful
    @Villeful 7 років тому +28

    I had to get surgery to remove a piece of bone (about 1 cm in length?) from my left calf once, as I was finding it really painful to walk. However, we couldn't find where the bone had come from, as all the bones in my leg were fully intact :/

    • @Villeful
      @Villeful 7 років тому +6

      And now look. I'm a skeleton, abnormally tall and I have a zombie for a girlfriend.

    • @th3randomn3rd74
      @th3randomn3rd74 7 років тому +2

      Jack Skellington, actually, it's not that rare for people to have extra bones. Google it

    • @ishikapintoo2370
      @ishikapintoo2370 7 років тому

      Jack Skellington I have a extra bone in both of my feet and they are both fractured.

    • @acrybabyfellowisinmytphat5594
      @acrybabyfellowisinmytphat5594 7 років тому

      Jack Skellington poor you when you were alive

  • @BlueJulie4
    @BlueJulie4 7 років тому +28

    one time i got a flintstones vitamin chewy and i found the bottle and stuffed it up my nose and i had to get it removed lmao

    • @deresehammond3154
      @deresehammond3154 7 років тому +4

      A HAIR BALL A HAIR BALL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @sammysawyer2436
      @sammysawyer2436 6 років тому

      but like that's probably something i'd do directly after i said i wouldn't

  • @jamesonmack5867
    @jamesonmack5867 5 років тому +9

    When Matt said the doctors nailed the operation
    You could say he....
    hit the nail on the head with that analogy???

  • @lemonfry26
    @lemonfry26 7 років тому +198

    So what did they do with the last guy's parasitic twin brother? Did they just...throw him away? Did they give him to the mother? Am I the only one who cares?!

    • @joestaymotivated
      @joestaymotivated 7 років тому +11

      Lemon Fry I care. We may never know.

    • @mrelephant2283
      @mrelephant2283 7 років тому +41

      he's living in my basement, i named him bob and he regularly vomits everywhere so i have hired several thousands maids to clean it up but every time they see bob they quit so yeah he's living in a room of vomit and he eats it for food. Pretty sure he died a few years ago and his corpse is down there but i'm not checking. It does smell terrible but that's probably just the puke.

    • @lemonfry26
      @lemonfry26 7 років тому +8

      Lol

    • @Crystalwolf78
      @Crystalwolf78 7 років тому +10

      probably burned it

    • @neilisbored2177
      @neilisbored2177 7 років тому +7

      "UGH wtf bro?" -That guy after he gave birth to his brother and/or some edgelord

  • @TheObservingConstalation
    @TheObservingConstalation 7 років тому +126

    early squad WHERE YO AT?

  • @Mesjach
    @Mesjach 7 років тому +82

    I almost threw up watching this...
    That being said, great video Mat!

    • @samtenthije2419
      @samtenthije2419 7 років тому +5

      Dovahslayer I threw up all the way

    • @iansaul5169
      @iansaul5169 7 років тому +9

      I was eating while watching it, now I regret it.

    • @Kayla8ish
      @Kayla8ish 7 років тому +2

      Same... shouldnt have been eating....

    • @xavierxavier3610
      @xavierxavier3610 7 років тому +1

      I wasn't eating, but was still very disgusted.

  • @ihavetacosdownhere9627
    @ihavetacosdownhere9627 7 років тому +29

    once i was washing my face, i wanted to pee and then blood came out for some reason

  • @TheArchangelSeth
    @TheArchangelSeth 7 років тому +65

    I Got a lego stuck in my leg. can that make into the list?

    • @kerryhelton8760
      @kerryhelton8760 7 років тому

      I'm just Tea Guy Did you fall on it? o.O

    • @TheArchangelSeth
      @TheArchangelSeth 7 років тому +5

      Normal lego stuff. got stuck under my foot. cried in pain. 24 hours. normal stuffffffff

    • @TritaniumYT
      @TritaniumYT 7 років тому

      I'm just Tea Guy As in, under the skin??

    • @himwiththesquaretoes9461
      @himwiththesquaretoes9461 7 років тому +3

      I'm just Tea Guy I hope you were all right, I only got a glass shard in my foot and impaled by a charger in my foot.

    • @lilygloekler8767
      @lilygloekler8767 7 років тому +1

      The Gay From Below Skyrim. xD

  • @nikb6029
    @nikb6029 7 років тому +48

    plz dont watch this while eating

    • @lilyvonschoff8524
      @lilyvonschoff8524 7 років тому +5

      Nikith Boyapati I almost threw up

    • @moojuicee8979
      @moojuicee8979 7 років тому +2

      Nikith Boyapati *eats* *noodles* why???

    • @mariamdaha5515
      @mariamdaha5515 7 років тому +2

      I was eating breakfast but idk why I did not feel disgusted.. am I special lol I don't think so.

    • @minatonamikaze4973
      @minatonamikaze4973 7 років тому

      Mariam Dahasamem

  • @michaelraimondo1452
    @michaelraimondo1452 6 років тому +122

    And...... memes have sprouted.
    Just like that pea pod

  • @StormBlazePegasus
    @StormBlazePegasus 7 років тому +20

    lol the vibrator one happened to one of me house mate's boyfriend when they were experimenting. Cant remember how it was removed but he did go to A&E.

  • @calliebutterfield9997
    @calliebutterfield9997 7 років тому +20

    1:24 thats why i eat fruit

  • @EnemyMine2000
    @EnemyMine2000 7 років тому +8

    Ugh, gross. I don't care about the nails, utensils, vibrators, knives, hair and stuff. But the bugs creeped me out.
    The weirdest things ever stuck inside of my body:
    Some glass shards and a nail in my feet form playing outside barefoot, with very thin soles respectively during my childhood. Lots of crying was involved, but no doctors were needed.

  • @anantmishra4388
    @anantmishra4388 7 років тому +40

    Canada is losing UA-camrs to LA , 1th superwomen and now Matthew :(

  • @feralpupboy
    @feralpupboy 7 років тому +56

    "I had to get a gerbil removed from my butt" any fellow hat fic survivors?

  • @rAndyDandyO1702
    @rAndyDandyO1702 7 років тому +14

    Congrats on the move to LA; I hope you enjoy the US!

  • @dangeiger9796
    @dangeiger9796 6 років тому +25

    There’s something fishy about #3

  • @bugged-outmario1753
    @bugged-outmario1753 7 років тому +21

    how can you not tell the difference between something going into your skull and grazing your skull?

    • @lir207
      @lir207 7 років тому +5

      Rogiogio Tarucus Because we're not as aware of our bodies as we'd like to think. You can be tricked into feeling pain with the right set up. Take ghost sensations from missing limbs for instance. If you don't feel like or expect it impailed you, you might not know.

    • @bugged-outmario1753
      @bugged-outmario1753 7 років тому +3

      lir207 or he was already dead on the inside

    • @ninjaked1265
      @ninjaked1265 7 років тому +1

      The brain can't feel pain

    • @ngocly2297
      @ngocly2297 7 років тому

      boi ur dumb the brain can't feel pain

  • @pundertalefan4391
    @pundertalefan4391 5 років тому +5

    "I guess you could say they..." You're gonna say it, aren't you. "NAILED IT!" I knew it.

  • @mia-on6dx
    @mia-on6dx 7 років тому +16

    I love how he still has the same music from years ago

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 7 років тому +1

      Koda Lolliopidope Ikr. I love it.

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 7 років тому +3

      Koda Lolliopidope It has become sort of like an iconic part of the identity of Matt's videos. It really sets the mood for his videos.

  • @oceanside9508
    @oceanside9508 7 років тому +5

    I can never get enough of that background music, so much nostalgia! Please keep it forever xD

  • @nuclear_blue
    @nuclear_blue 7 років тому +30

    BUZZ BUZZ MCWANGER TIN!

  • @witchitskat5584
    @witchitskat5584 5 років тому +4

    ... A few months after I watched this for the first time, a wasp flew into my mom's ear and continually stinging her. She drowned it with Alcohol but he got lodged behind her eardrum for a week before they could get it out due to swelling.

  • @radiumbtw6543
    @radiumbtw6543 7 років тому +41

    I had a bug go behind my eyeball

  • @gabrele.ggreen3429
    @gabrele.ggreen3429 7 років тому +29

    Christ!!!!llllll O_O !!!! A woman eat silverware utensils.

    • @gabrele.ggreen3429
      @gabrele.ggreen3429 7 років тому

      Joao Chus being obese or extremely fat i guess...

    • @MaddCrazyMee
      @MaddCrazyMee 7 років тому +2

      gabrele.g Green maybe she just really good at swallowing XD

    • @MrKrabs-kk6wq
      @MrKrabs-kk6wq 7 років тому +6

      she hungry

    • @gabrele.ggreen3429
      @gabrele.ggreen3429 7 років тому

      MadCrazyMee NO

    • @jessicashelby7595
      @jessicashelby7595 7 років тому

      I've heard that before and I don't know how she did that🆗️🆒🆚🆖🚺🚯📻📺📁📋📝📬📩📦📰🔪🍴👅😷😲😴😮😮😮

  • @matnicholson9469
    @matnicholson9469 7 років тому +82

    How do you accidentally shoot yourself in the head with a nailgun while building a toolshed?

    • @ryanbishop3554
      @ryanbishop3554 7 років тому +1

      Mat Nicholson that's what I said

    • @lilyvonschoff8524
      @lilyvonschoff8524 7 років тому

      Ryan Bishop same

    • @Chris-gu1mx
      @Chris-gu1mx 7 років тому +1

      Mat Nicholson the nails can ricochet it happened to me before but it hit my arm.

    • @matnicholson9469
      @matnicholson9469 7 років тому

      Chris Ewert ok point taken

    • @NobleArch
      @NobleArch 7 років тому +5

      Skull isnt a complete bone. There are gaps.

  • @amandamullis2499
    @amandamullis2499 6 років тому +26

    Through the entire video this was my face😨

  • @chiliman4588
    @chiliman4588 7 років тому +18

    I got a tape worm from school when I was in first grade

    • @rileypearson3236
      @rileypearson3236 7 років тому +1

      When I was in first grade I had my first penis in my butt on the play ground felt like backwards pooping.

    • @kapooshe1385
      @kapooshe1385 7 років тому +1

      riley pearson ?? wtf

  • @nicholaswest4189
    @nicholaswest4189 7 років тому +26

    I had a crap inside my body once

  • @mohammedyasin6152
    @mohammedyasin6152 7 років тому +30

    Do 10 things no one knew about Bruce Lee

    • @malik87breaker
      @malik87breaker 7 років тому

      Mohammed Yasin sounds exciting.

    • @mohammedyasin6152
      @mohammedyasin6152 7 років тому +1

      Chase Mclaughlin 10 times someone got arrested for being abusive and racist on social media***

    • @catsb98
      @catsb98 7 років тому

      Mohammed Yasin Triggered

    • @malik87breaker
      @malik87breaker 7 років тому

      Chase Mclaughlin You the guy? :P

  • @renohasbigtits
    @renohasbigtits 5 років тому +5

    0:56 HAHA!! Plants vs Zombies Reference 🤣😂😅

  • @JustAlex614
    @JustAlex614 5 років тому +15

    Did the twin survive tho

    • @meredithblack2195
      @meredithblack2195 5 років тому +5

      Mmm... Probably not. Did you want it to? Its less of a thinking breathing human being and more of a ball of living flesh that stayed "alive" by absorbing that guys nutrition.

    • @zondrabarth4508
      @zondrabarth4508 4 роки тому

      @@meredithblack2195 I never realized how bad birth defects could be for pregnant women, no wonder that poor twin was fused inside her 1st son's body instead for 36 years.

    • @damanbro
      @damanbro 4 роки тому

      That is what I want to know too, did it survive and if it did, for how long and how?

  • @jennypretty08
    @jennypretty08 7 років тому +55

    not a god idea to watch this while eating :/

    • @TheNari007
      @TheNari007 7 років тому +1

      I was eating an apple. I paused eating when that hair-chick came up. Disgusting.

    • @lilyvonschoff8524
      @lilyvonschoff8524 7 років тому

      jyo I almost threw up

    • @justasmallchannel9433
      @justasmallchannel9433 7 років тому

      wow u proud of yourself

    • @lilyvonschoff8524
      @lilyvonschoff8524 7 років тому +1

      actually no I'm not, I regret eating
      and I don't think I'm eating ever again

    • @wannabefangirl677
      @wannabefangirl677 7 років тому

      jyo or using the bathroom

  • @unknownbriefgames2357
    @unknownbriefgames2357 7 років тому +16

    as soon as he said worms I said nope

  • @sunshinemitchell7253
    @sunshinemitchell7253 7 років тому +18

    Good Plants vs Zombies joke.

  • @TheMInecraftersXD
    @TheMInecraftersXD 7 років тому +8

    Well these have been added to my:
    "What to fear list"

  • @daemeonblack1703
    @daemeonblack1703 7 років тому +21

    i had a cockroach im my ear once... it was not... fun... to say the least.

    • @FireboltPrime
      @FireboltPrime 7 років тому

      Carth Black so did i eventually it ran out by itself

    • @theblisteredthumb1165
      @theblisteredthumb1165 7 років тому +1

      step up, catipiler fully grown... that night was fun

    • @daemeonblack1703
      @daemeonblack1703 7 років тому +1

      Firebolt_ Prime i think you mean "Did it eventually run out of your ear?" answer is no. doctors had to get it out, as it was stuck.

    • @moojuicee8979
      @moojuicee8979 7 років тому +1

      Carth Black my brother got a piece of lego stuck in his ear one of those really slippery pieces

    • @ZhaneAlliyah
      @ZhaneAlliyah 7 років тому +1

      I saw that exact thing on Untold Stories of the ER. Craziness.

  • @Isaac_kennedy
    @Isaac_kennedy 7 років тому +14

    I had tape stuck in my ear 👂

    • @SundanceMLD
      @SundanceMLD 5 років тому +1

      Isaac is awesome I didn’t want to hear that

  • @ultimatedunce862
    @ultimatedunce862 4 роки тому +3

    I love when Matthew makes funny videos like this I get a good laugh out of when he deflects the serious situation with humor!

  • @kyuubicat5
    @kyuubicat5 7 років тому +17

    Because of the font, I thought A Nail said ANal

    • @clown1430
      @clown1430 7 років тому

      Iggycat95 huh i thought i was the only one who saw that

  • @Drizzos
    @Drizzos 7 років тому +7

    I'm hungry but the food isn't done yet... Ohh silverware... mmmmmm silverware

  • @Tailikku1
    @Tailikku1 6 років тому +4

    Nixxiom thought of a good set of metal lyrics for the knife:
    "Knife in my skull"
    I can't feel a thing!
    (high pitched gasping/squeeling"
    But in his head, it sounded more metal than when he demonstrated it.

  • @tetails
    @tetails 7 років тому +5

    Well there was a believe it or not story, of a dog that had swallowed a full knife in the kitchen. The owner didn't notice this until his dog, wouldn't eat his food for several day's on end. Yet that was till the vet took a(n) x-ray only to find a knife, that was in the dog's stomach that was able, to be taken out all by the vet himself right afterwards.

  • @xan-de5178
    @xan-de5178 7 років тому +10

    9:09 He Was SUPER Hungry

  • @seaservalroyalty
    @seaservalroyalty 6 років тому +3

    I had a moth fly up my nose.. I sneezed and it came out my mouth. Yep, I'm still traumatized.

  • @oyvi00i
    @oyvi00i 7 років тому +49

    I hate people who use emojis in youtube comments

    • @TritaniumYT
      @TritaniumYT 7 років тому +13

      Oyvi00i ikr 😂👌🏿👌🏿😬🔥🍑👅🙅🙅

    • @disturbedpatient425
      @disturbedpatient425 7 років тому

      Oyvi00i 😜

    • @HH-lr2zt
      @HH-lr2zt 7 років тому

      Oyvi00i 🐇🐰

    • @owenbisal8007
      @owenbisal8007 7 років тому +4

      Oyvi00i LOL SAME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👅👅👅

    • @marcislauva285
      @marcislauva285 7 років тому +11

      uh I hate emoji people😠😡😡😡😡😠😠😤😤😤😬😬😬😫😫😭😨😰😨😰😨😡👌👈

  • @carlylegatlin6632
    @carlylegatlin6632 7 років тому +5

    I once stuck a bean in my ear. It actually started sprouting when it was finally removed.

  • @ultrachara2818
    @ultrachara2818 5 років тому +5

    The man with a pea in his lung was on monsters inside me.

  • @RememberRox
    @RememberRox 7 років тому +7

    I remember reading about a woman who went in for stomach pains and they found a 40 something year old almost fully developed baby inside her. It had apparently died during the pregnancy but she never gave birth to it. Can't remember the details but it was so bizarre. It had grown into her intestines and was hard as stone.

    • @Alexia-du6cn
      @Alexia-du6cn 7 років тому +2

      RememberRox I've read about that before. Apparently she was pregnant but the baby died and she didn't have enough money to remove it so she just kept it there

    • @Neri4x4
      @Neri4x4 7 років тому +2

      RememberRox I saw that! I think it was in the Discovery Channel. I think it was called stone child.

    • @gordanramsey8747
      @gordanramsey8747 7 років тому +2

      Gross

    • @carleethe1st
      @carleethe1st 7 років тому +1

      I saw that! She suppressed giving birth after seeing another woman die from child birth. The labor lasted for multiple days until the baby died within her. She said that she believed that the baby was sleeping and would wake up when it was ready to be born.

  • @HanaDubs
    @HanaDubs 7 років тому +53

    do you like fish sticks , what are you a gay fish.

  • @NoLeftTurns965
    @NoLeftTurns965 5 років тому +3

    When you were talking about the moth in the ear, I started to feel a tingle in my ear

  • @yoskyline3171
    @yoskyline3171 7 років тому +5

    Man...I remember when I was subscribed Matt only had 900,000 subs.

  • @Cryptillian
    @Cryptillian 7 років тому +4

    My uncle got in a car accident a super long time ago, and even since he had this large lump on his head, and after at least a decade (this happened last year) he felt something coming out of it and eventually went to the hospital to find it was a good chunk of plastic or metal (I'm not sure exactly what it was) making its way back out of his head o.O i remember asking him, what happened to the bump on your head.... for the longest time no one really asked him what it was 😂

  • @toustik5451
    @toustik5451 7 років тому +14

    Don't you hate it when you spend the last 36 years of your life inside another person?

  • @miriambarnett2782
    @miriambarnett2782 5 років тому +2

    I once had a bug in my ear. It about made me crazy till it finally came out. The wings were flapping in my ear. Now I sleep with something over my ears.

  • @Dmisecsgo
    @Dmisecsgo 7 років тому +13

    I just want to comment about Matt's beautiful bald head

  • @TheRaccoonboy
    @TheRaccoonboy 5 років тому +4

    I love your videos Matthew! I binge watch them. You're so funny and I learn stuff! You'd be a great teacher. So addictive!

  • @bossstar4770
    @bossstar4770 5 років тому +3

    I went to the doctor one time because I was feeling wriggling inside my stomach, and when they cut me open, they found forty souls inside my stomach and chest.