"Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, and Marx is claiming it was offside."
@@runrickyrun157 Plato's Theory of Forms: There is a hierarchy of forms( "Good", Ideas, Objects, Shadows). Objects in this physical world are simply manifestations of Forms(the perfect representation of such a thing). Because of Plato's focus on things "above" this physical world, he points up towards heaven in The School of Athens painting by Raphael. Aristotle rejected Plato's theory of Forms(but still believed in "forms"), instead focusing on reality and how people can be moral through action. Therefore Aristotle points "down" towards Earth.
Kung Fu Tsu Confucius Nietzsche has just been booked for arguing with the referee. He accused Confucius of having no free will, and Confucius says, "Name go in book". Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, and Marx is claiming it was offside. Those lines...
Best comedy sketch ever. My high school philosophy teacher showed us this one time in class. Goal was miles off-side though, but german defense was shocking.
It doesn't get better than this! I've been a Monty Python fan for nearly 40 years, and they are always funny, clever, erudite, unexpected and (to use a popular British word for it) droll!
Thank you, thank you and thank you. Certainly a contender for the greatest comedic sketch of all time. What a shame it is so very hard to find as it has become far more relevant to the cerebral play that is now deemed to be real instead of theoretical.
So many great jokes in just the German linuep alone: -The "back four," I assume the defenders, are Kant and Schoepenhauer and the like... more defensive ideologists -The "front runners" I assume the attackers- well, look at who they have: Nietzsche (maybe the biggest "attacker" of ideas ever) Wittgenstein (controversial too with his linguistic theories) Heidegger (another attacker.. and was a Nazi in Hitler's Reich!) -Marx, ANOTHER "attacker" "Team problems" for Germany? I'll bet! ;)
The only bit of soccer I can stand to look at. Utterly brilliant: "Socrates scores, got a beautiful cross from Archimedes. The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, and Marx is claiming it was offside."
Heraklitus dribbed the ball past the final defender, so he's fine. After that, to be offsides, the player has to be ahead of the ball, not just the prior defender. On the second-to-last pass, Heraklitus just plays into space, and his teammate runs up to the ball from behind, so he's good... and then on the play across for the header and goal, the side-judge must have considered Socrates to be level with the ball. Holyl cow, I really analyzed that goal. I've got to get outside more.
For 40 years I've been contemplating German coach "Nobby" Hegel's choice of starting line-up: Where were the youngsters with new ideas, like the disciplined but alienated Prussian/Borusssian Friedrich Engels (a rich commie and a Hegel protegé) and his mate, the impoverished Karl Marx (who got 2 mins. at the end that we best forget). Born the same year (1770) as Ludwig van Beethoven (half Dutch, and a wellknown aficionado of "Total-Fussball"), Hegel clearly belonged to the romantic Germans (like von Goethe mit der Flöte and his Sturm und Drang football), who obviously preferred old-school ontology and the outdated metaphysics, instead of a more straightforward "attack is the best defense" philosophy, with a broad midfield and defenders eager to attack that had proven so successful in The Netherlands? Was that the reason we never saw new, fresh players such as Friedrich (von) Schiller and Wolfgang von Goethe - or were they simply just injured? And what about Friedrich Engels? I didn't even see him or Schiller on the bench...(rumours has it that they might've taken their friendship to a higher, "Greek level", and that Friedrich Nietzsche refused to shower with them). "Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there"...yeah, I heard he acccused his possible Ersatz, Karl Marx, for having stolen a couple of Thaler from him to finance the release of his Das Kapital, when it actually was Marx' friend von Schiller who had helped him out. Those rumours have never been confirmed, and some years later, Beckenbauer himself was accused of embezzlement...
Bahahahahahahaha! Monty Python is a riot, and this skit (as well as Bruce and the Philosopher's song)is always enjoyable for those of us who are philosophy majors!
This is one of my favorite Python skits, love philosophy... Nietzsche gets booked for arguing the referee has no free will- now what is wrong with that? :)
omg looks like marx didn't really help germans offensive...I'm sure engels was yelling at his tv lol... anyways I blame martin luther's strategy Beckenbauer was a nice surprise though
This is easily one of the funniest videos I have ever seen. "Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, and Marx is claiming it was offside." HIL-arious!
In a bizarre instance of reality imitating art, Brazil's World Cup team in 1982 was captained by a doctor of philosophy called Socrates who played for a Sao Paulo team called Corinthians. If you don't believe me, check it out! You couldn't make it up...!
can someone please explain the karl marx joke. he claimed that the goal was offside and i think he is right, taking it from a football point of view. but i'm sure there is a deeper meaning to that
"Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, and Marx is claiming it was offside."
modsquad20 now repeat rapidly
That bit is genius
Brilliant brilliant joy
"Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there"...
Classic Marx: focused on the material conditions
"Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there..."
Hahahaha funny as hell!
"Aristotle, very much the man in 'form'." My brain hurt, I laughed so hard when I first saw this.
Wouldn't Plato be the man in "form" though? Just thinking of The School of Athens here, where Aristotle points out, but Plato points up.
Can you, or someone, explain this?
@@runrickyrun157 Plato's Theory of Forms: There is a hierarchy of forms( "Good", Ideas, Objects, Shadows). Objects in this physical world are simply manifestations of Forms(the perfect representation of such a thing). Because of Plato's focus on things "above" this physical world, he points up towards heaven in The School of Athens painting by Raphael.
Aristotle rejected Plato's theory of Forms(but still believed in "forms"), instead focusing on reality and how people can be moral through action. Therefore Aristotle points "down" towards Earth.
"...and Marx is claiming it was offside."
One of the best Monty Python sketches ever.
He was clearly offside.
This is simultaneously incredibly smart and incredible stupid at the same time.
And that explains monty python to a tee 🤣
If your response was intended to be hilariously redundant then good on ya
This statement is in violation on Plato’s law of non-contradiction
You have summed up the brilliance of Monty Python perfectly.
⚽️ Today Beckenbauer joins the ranks of the Dead philosophers ⚽️
RIP Beckenbauer - you were a bit of a surprise there
Confusius he say, 'Name go in book'! Haha! Wonderful sketch. Love Cleese's cross and Idle's header too!
Best sketch ever made, I hope you don't have to be a philosophy maniac to appreciate this priceless sketch.
"Most important goal of Socrates' career!"
Wonderful! I would love to analyze the psychology of the game, but I Kant, I'm a Freud, I'm too Jung.
based on your punny comment you may enjoy this song ua-cam.com/video/w0shWISKpNA/v-deo.html it is called the mostly german philosophers love song
Of course Socrates actually did play in the world cup, 1982 if I remember correctly.
Marx called it- clearly offside.
"there's the ball, there's the ball" lol
Knobby Hegel 🤣🤣🤣
This is definitely my favourite Python sketch
Kung Fu Tsu Confucius
Nietzsche has just been booked for
arguing with the referee. He accused Confucius of having no free will,
and Confucius says, "Name go in book".
Hegel is arguing that the reality
is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the
categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in
the imagination, and Marx is claiming it was offside.
Those lines...
"Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there."
Priceless !
“... and Marx is claiming that it was offside.” Hahahahaahhha
Can u explain the joke? I don't get it
"There's the ball, there's the ball..."
A true Python classic and British humor at its intellectual finest!
Nuh uh
My school plays this video at the beginning and end of each year and it still isn't the weirdest part of field day.
Best comedy sketch ever. My high school philosophy teacher showed us this one time in class. Goal was miles off-side though, but german defense was shocking.
WHEN I SAW ALL THE LITTLE GREEK PHILOSOPHERS RUNNING ACROSS THE FIELD IN THEIR LITTLE TOGAS I LAUGHED SO HARD MY CHEST STARTED HURTING
The Germans didn't stand a chance with Luther as their coach.
this is hilarious. I kept expecting nieztsche to burn the ball, and get fouled.
It doesn't get better than this! I've been a Monty Python fan for nearly 40 years, and they are always funny, clever, erudite, unexpected and (to use a popular British word for it) droll!
How appropriate that it was scored on a header...
"Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there." HAHAHA, I dig this.
i am german, and all i have to say: it was really hilarious. thanks for sharing. monty p. rocks!
commentator has the tone of a real sportscaster down!!
it took a EUREKA moment to decide to kick the ball!! Love it!
A genious classic: Thanks for sharing!
Clever, nonsensical, absurd, making fun of both Germans and Greeks without being nasty.
Just classy.
This is just the funniest thing ive ever watched. This is so unbelievable good🙌🤣
Thank you, thank you and thank you. Certainly a contender for the greatest comedic sketch of all time. What a shame it is so very hard to find as it has become far more relevant to the cerebral play that is now deemed to be real instead of theoretical.
Aristotle very much the man in FORM! LOL! Funny shit.
"and marx is claiming it was offside"brilliant!
beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there
as a philosophy major, i freaking love this
Same!
Offside or not, was a lovely flick by Heraclitus.
Still funny as fuck
So many great jokes in just the German linuep alone:
-The "back four," I assume the defenders, are Kant and Schoepenhauer and the like... more defensive ideologists
-The "front runners" I assume the attackers- well, look at who they have: Nietzsche (maybe the biggest "attacker" of ideas ever) Wittgenstein (controversial too with his linguistic theories) Heidegger (another attacker.. and was a Nazi in Hitler's Reich!)
-Marx, ANOTHER "attacker"
"Team problems" for Germany? I'll bet! ;)
"Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there"
epic
That there was a score at all is amazing. It should be noted that they scored in their own goal!
I saw this in my early 20's . I laughed so hard, I got a rib stitch. It also inspired me to read the players(Philosophers) works.
Socrates was offside! lol
The only bit of soccer I can stand to look at. Utterly brilliant: "Socrates scores, got a beautiful cross from Archimedes. The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, and Marx is claiming it was offside."
After all these years, just laugh out loud funny
Heraklitus dribbed the ball past the final defender, so he's fine. After that, to be offsides, the player has to be ahead of the ball, not just the prior defender. On the second-to-last pass, Heraklitus just plays into space, and his teammate runs up to the ball from behind, so he's good... and then on the play across for the header and goal, the side-judge must have considered Socrates to be level with the ball.
Holyl cow, I really analyzed that goal. I've got to get outside more.
"Chopper" Sophocles nearly killed me
so intelligent, funny and relevant and just classic
Definitely one of the funniest videos I've seen yet.
Bekenbaur a bit of a suprise obviously lol
"Aristotle very much the man in form" always gets me
This. Is the funniest video I have ever seen. Oh my god.
"The Greeks, obviously, a much more defensitve line-up" topped it for me!
"one surprise is the inclusion of archimedes." hahaha.
lmao love this stuff and that Philosophy class I took last yr made ALL of this makes sense :) Kant and his categorical imperative :)
And Marx claiming it was off sides. hahaha
This is one of the funniest things i have ever seen. So, so clever.
man the german team is stacked
For 40 years I've been contemplating German coach "Nobby" Hegel's choice of starting line-up: Where were the youngsters with new ideas, like the disciplined but alienated Prussian/Borusssian Friedrich Engels (a rich commie and a Hegel protegé) and his mate, the impoverished Karl Marx (who got 2 mins. at the end that we best forget). Born the same year (1770) as Ludwig van Beethoven (half Dutch, and a wellknown aficionado of "Total-Fussball"), Hegel clearly belonged to the romantic Germans (like von Goethe mit der Flöte and his Sturm und Drang football), who obviously preferred old-school ontology and the outdated metaphysics, instead of a more straightforward "attack is the best defense" philosophy, with a broad midfield and defenders eager to attack that had proven so successful in The Netherlands? Was that the reason we never saw new, fresh players such as Friedrich (von) Schiller and Wolfgang von Goethe - or were they simply just injured? And what about Friedrich Engels? I didn't even see him or Schiller on the bench...(rumours has it that they might've taken their friendship to a higher, "Greek level", and that Friedrich Nietzsche refused to shower with them).
"Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there"...yeah, I heard he acccused his possible Ersatz, Karl Marx, for having stolen a couple of Thaler from him to finance the release of his Das Kapital, when it actually was Marx' friend von Schiller who had helped him out. Those rumours have never been confirmed, and some years later, Beckenbauer himself was accused of embezzlement...
It's still brilliant.
This is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
"there's the ball, there's the ball." LOL
I swear Monty Python were trolling the world
there's the ball, there's the ball...
I'm surprised that Aquinas and Aristotle didn't team up against Augustine
35 names went in book
Aristotle very much the man in "Form"
best pun I've heard in a while.
LFMAOO
KARL MARX!!!
im learning about the philosopher in my class and this clip would be perfect for my class XD
I think that this is all Monty Python. The Greek guy juggling the ball I'm pretty sure is John Cleese
Bahahahahahahaha! Monty Python is a riot, and this skit (as well as Bruce and the Philosopher's song)is always enjoyable for those of us who are philosophy majors!
Why can't comedy be this great today?
After many years, still makes me spit up stuff.
nietzsche complaining taking a yellow card. lol.
that video is the best.
This is one of my favorite Python skits, love philosophy...
Nietzsche gets booked for arguing the referee has no free will- now what is wrong with that? :)
I can stop watching this and every time Marx makes me LOL :). Great stuff!!!!
Only Monty Python could think of this... LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Philosophy takes over where science must capitulate in the epistemological search for the entire truth about the world.
omg looks like marx didn't really help germans offensive...I'm sure engels was yelling at his tv lol... anyways I blame martin luther's strategy
Beckenbauer was a nice surprise though
Love this video!
Archimedes and his sphere
@liekkis that was the best line of the whole thing... "Aristotle very much the man in form." was close though..
@keilidh42 thats why it is a surprise that he is on the team
Thanks for sharing
This is easily one of the funniest videos I have ever seen.
"Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, and Marx is claiming it was offside."
HIL-arious!
It's a real gem 😁
Finally, some intelligent humour.
"Marx was right." Quote mine of the year.
In a bizarre instance of reality imitating art, Brazil's World Cup team in 1982 was captained by a doctor of philosophy called Socrates who played for a Sao Paulo team called Corinthians. If you don't believe me, check it out! You couldn't make it up...!
Classic...just classic. Too bad Beckenbauer, didn't play as good as he did in real life... =(
The two years I spent studying philosophy really paid off for this one!
I have to say - on second inspection - that Heraklit was offsides.....
can someone please explain the karl marx joke. he claimed that the goal was offside and i think he is right, taking it from a football point of view. but i'm sure there is a deeper meaning to that
hehe, smart! although i d love to see the same version, in basket....
Philosopher socker match between Germany and Greece. I'd like to see the fan hooligan stadium fight though!
The Greek World Cup team has a player with the first name "Socrates". It led me to Google this clip when his "name go in book". :)
Very good listening and typing my man, well done.
He was!
respect to monty pythons
died of laughing